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- [? theme music playing] - ? Kiff! ?

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[? theme music concludes]

[both chuckle]

[narrator] Brought to you by Rhonda Bader's Sport Ball Deflaters.

Spoil sports like a spoilsport.

[? rebellious hard rock music playing]

- [? music stops] - [birds chirping]

[? music resumes]

[? music stops]

[motorbike engine roaring in the distance]

[? music resumes]

[? music stops]

[motorbike engine rumbling in the distance]

[? music resumes]

- [motorbike tires screech] - [engine roars, stops]

- [? music stops] - [knock on door]

- Fun Uncle Pat! - Fun Uncle Pat!

Pat, we're so grateful you agreed

to babysit on your weekend off.

Martin, Beryl, I'm deeply honored

that you're trusting me to babysit while you go

to Martin's clown school reunion.

Deeply honored.

[car engine starts]

- [tires screech] - [horn honks]

- Coast is clear. Unleash the fun! - [? triumphant sting]

[yells]

Your parents trusting me to babysit

is a very big deal for me.

They're starting to see me as a responsible adult.

So this weekend, we're only gonna do safe,

responsible activities.

I could've gone to the water park this weekend

with my family. Huge miscalculation.

I guess he just wants to be seen

as Responsible Uncle Pat for once.

It's kind of sweet.

[sighs] You're right.

One boring weekend won't kill us.

Let's help him out.

It's time for water!

I read in a magazine that kids need to drink water.

But sip it slowly! No choking!

- [muffled speech] - [muffled gasp]

[guest, faintly] Oh, yeah. Okay.

[muffled dialogue continues]

Uncle Pat, we can barely hear.

You gotta protect your delicate growing eardrums.

Now let's find something educational to watch.

[gasps dramatically]

Oh, news!

...advising that all Tabletonians

lock their doors until these so-called Glamdals are caught.

This gang of snooty vandals has unleashed a crime spree

on our quiet town, breaking into homes

when families are out, stealing all of their old,

worn-out furniture, and replacing everything

with way fancier stuff.

But is it crime? Or a conceptual art performance?

That's the question these Glamdals are posing.

But it is crime.

I think Boho Robots is on Table Plus right now.

[groans] Martin loves this remote.

Can't take the chance that your young hands

might drop it and break it. Allow me to click around.

[? shimmering chime plays]

- Next. Next. - Next. Next.

- Next. - Next.

[Kiff] Next. [excitedly] Wait, go up?

- Next. - Next.

Next. Next.

All this navigating's making me hungry.

- Yes! I will feed you! - [? dramatic upbeat music]

Children need food!

It was in that same magazine!

Ooh, will you make us some of your Pat's Famous Cheesy French Fries?

- [? music abruptly stops] - No...

but I will make...

- Pat's Healthy Beet Jelly Sandwiches! - [? triumphant sting]

Now with zero sugar!

You sure neither of you have a beet allergy?

[chuckles] Yeah. Can't be too careful.

Eat up! [groans] Ah!

Wait! You need napkins.

[? mysterious music playing]

[? music stops]

- [screaming] No! - [? dramatic sting]

No. [sobs] This is a disaster.

Oh, no, I can't. [crying] I'm just trying to get it out.

I just... [sobs] It's so red. Sweetie, stand still.

Stay still! [sobs]

Okay, the Internet says we need a textured cloth

that will scrub into the crannies of Kiff's fur.

- Hmm. - [? mysterious music plays]

Uncle Pat, really, I don't mind the red fur. It's cool.

- It's punk. - Are you kidding?

Martin and Beryl can't find out I dyed their child!

I got it!

Look, Pat, it's working. [chuckles]

It's okay. The red's coming out. [giggles]

- [? dramatic sting] - Barry, what are you doing?!

That's Beryl's wedding dress!

[groans]

[screaming in the distance]

Kids, what was that screaming? Is everyone okay?

- [screaming over phone] - Oh, sorry, Pat.

We were watching a video my family sent of them

all going down a big slide at the water park.

It was just fun screaming. Everything's fine.

- [? dramatic orchestral music] - [sniffs] Bleach fumes!

Toxic bleach fumes!

Kids, quick, get out of the house!

I'll meet you in the backyard!

- [? music stops] - [clears throat]

I don't know if I'm enjoying myself,

but I'm glad we're doing this as a team.

[sighs emphatically in relief]

[panting] Okay, okay. I opened every door and window.

Now, let's just sit quietly out here for six to eight hours

while the house airs out. [inhales] Sound fun?

Oh, okay, so we're just gonna... sit here and... do nothing

for... eight hours?

[chuckling] Not nothing. I deflated this basketball

for you to play with.

[sighing] Oh.

[groans] Ah! Hold on, hold on, hold on. [grunts]

We have to get this... around. Okay, and...

go nuts!

[sniffing]

Smells normal.

- Whoa! - [chuckling] Whoa!

[? dramatic shimmering sting]

We've been Glamdalized!

- [chuckles] Awesome! - [? triumphant music playing]

[groaning] Aw.

- This is a disaster. - [? music ends]

Isn't this kind of a win, though?

This stuff is way newer and nicer than your old stuff.

Beryl and Martin can't know I left their house unlocked

and unattended and allowed criminals

to just waltz in while I sat in the backyard

like an irresponsible dope.

Aw. Uncle Pat. Hey, what's this?

I know that logo.

It's from the shady warehouse by the docks

on the outskorts of town.

[gasps] That must be Glamdal headquarters.

What are we waiting for?

We've got four hours before Mom and Dad get home.

Let's go get our furniture back!

Ah, jeez.

I can't take the kids

into dangerous criminal headquarters.

I also can't leave them home alone unsupervised.

But I also can't let Martin and Beryl

see the house like this.

- It's... It's a real pickle. - [camera shutter clicks]

Come on, Pat. Concentrate.

That's it. I've decided.

We won't go to the warehouse.

We're here!

- [? intriguing music playing] - How did it come to this?

- Shh. - Shh.

We were supposed to have a responsible,

danger-free weekend.

- [distant clanking] - Shh! I thought I heard someone.

[all gasp]

- [all scream] - Are you the Glamdals?

No, we're being babysat by our aunt this weekend

and the Glamdals replaced all our furniture.

We're here to get it back.

Oh, same.

Look, there's a trail of glitter

leading behind that door.

- [repeating pounding] - [Kiff grunts]

Huh? It's... empty?

[cackles] Nice try, you tasteless philistines.

Oh, and please don't forget to grab your goodie bags on the way out.

You're all getting new Ypads.

Glamdals out!

[? dramatic shimmering sting]

[Pat grumbles]

[? droopy sting]

Mom and Dad are due home in an hour.

- [groans] Sorry, Uncle Pat. - [? sad instrumental music playing]

I'm never gonna be allowed to babysit ever again.

- Unless... - [? music stops]

- Nah, never mind. - What?

No. Nah, it probably wouldn't work.

Let's face it, all my instincts have been wrong this weekend.

Come on, tell us.

All right. It's a dumb idea, but Grandma Rose

bought all the furniture for Martin's house

as a wedding gift, but she was so obsessed

with sibling equality that she bought me

the exact same set of furniture,

and it's been sitting in a storage unit ever since.

I guess I thought maybe we could use it

to perfectly replace all your missing stuff.

Silly, [chuckles] huh?

[? motivational synth-pop music playing]

[blows whistle]

[kisses]

[car lock chirps]

- [Kiff gasps] Wait! Dad's mustard stain! - [? music stops]

[? resolute metal music playing]

[? music concludes]

- We're home! - [vocalizing] ? We're home! ?

[chuckling] Hey!

- [? whimsical music plays] - [Beryl] I gotta admit, Pat,

I was a little nervous at first, but everything looks fine.

Cleaner, even.

[kisses]

Good job, little bro. Proud of you.

Responsible Uncle Pat!

Although, I hope you haven't just been letting them sit

in front of the TV all weekend.

[sirens wailing over TV]

[chuckles]

- No, no, no, no, we did more. - We did safe, normal...

- A lot more. [chuckles] - ...responsible stuff.

Well, let's turn this off.

Um, Pat?

- What is... this? - [? music collapses]

[all] Uh...

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