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Fuck.
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Hello.
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Fuck hello to you too.
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Susan?
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Where are you?
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I'm in Zagreb.
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One of the finest cities in Florida.
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Zagreb?
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What are you doing in Zagreb?
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Translating for
Butchress-Butchress-Gali.
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Listen, I'm coming in Thursday
around five, so say Friday for me.
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Great, great, great.
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What's going on?
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Nothing, just flying in,
getting married, flying out.
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Terrific, so we can-
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What?
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Can you believe it?
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He's a Swiss paleontologist.
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You'll have absolutely nothing in common.
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Wow, congratulations.
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Mom and dad must be going crazy.
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Martin, I love mom and dad, but
the farther they are from my wedding, the
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happier I'll be.
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Anyway, we're getting
married at City Hall on Friday-
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Wait a minute, wait
a minute, wait a minute.
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You're not inviting mom
and dad to your wedding?
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No, and you're not
going to tell them either.
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Now, we'd like you
to be our wedding-
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No, no, no, no,
you have to invite them.
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They're-
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Your parents.
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Come on, you have to.
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I think you're confusing me with you.
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I get to do whatever I want.
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I went through therapy.
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No, no, no, no,
this is bullshit now,
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just because-
Oh, come on, Martin.
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Just pretend I'm eloping
and you're invited.
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Look, they're calling my flight.
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I love you.
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Keep your mouth shut.
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Bye.
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No, no, no.
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Okay, sister, have it your way.
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No, no, no, no, no, dad, really.
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You don't owe me anything.
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Okay.
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Really, lunch is on me.
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You think I can't pay for
my own goddamn corned beef?
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No, I just thought
it'd be nice, that's all.
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Okay, thank you.
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Drops 12 bucks for lunch
and now he's Mr. Big Shot.
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So, Friday's Roger's birthday.
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You want to come over?
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I'd love to, but I
sort of have-
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Plans.
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Plans, huh?
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You think I'm some kind of a moron?
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It's because of my lifestyle, isn't it?
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That's crazy.
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Crazy, nothing.
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You're embarrassed
because your father's gay.
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Shh, shh, shh, don't be silly.
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All right, then, what is it?
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Well- Say no more.
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Come on, dad, no,
no, wait, don't do this.
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Sister, I want you to know that I
have not betrayed your confidence.
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Goddamn it, Susan's getting
married on Friday, all right?
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Susan's getting married.
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Nobody told me.
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She wants to keep it small.
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I'm her father for crying out loud.
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Well, that's how
small she's keeping it, dad.
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You know, Susan, she has
to do everything her way.
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Don't blame her.
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This is your fault.
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You should have spoken up for me.
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I tried.
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Obviously, you didn't try hard enough.
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My own daughter doesn't
invite me to her wedding.
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Some father I must have been.
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Isn't there anything that you can do?
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Dad, I'm sure she meant to invite you.
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You know, it was
probably just an oversight.
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You expect me to
believe that crack of shit?
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Uh, yes.
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All right, then I'm coming.
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Give me my big mouth.
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Oh.
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This is one thing I'll
have to handle for myself.
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I can't stop now either if I want to.
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Hi, this is Martin.
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My hands are full at
the moment, but your
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call is important to me,
so leave a message.
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Hello, sweetheart.
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It's your mother.
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Sweetheart, pick up.
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It's me.
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Pick up, sweetheart.
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Hi, Mom.
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Hi.
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I'm here.
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Oh, I thought you were out.
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What are you doing?
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Sounds like you're out of breath.
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Well, I was just --
Beating, beating, beating, beating.
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Riding the stationary bike.
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You know what I mean.
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I want your car.
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I want it all.
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Is someone there with you?
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Who's there?
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No one.
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No one.
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I was just watching TV.
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What are you watching?
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Hammer me, hammer me off.
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This old house.
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Oh.
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Let's go.
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Tell me what's new.
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Have you heard anything
from your sister lately?
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You're going to keep
your mouth shut, understand?
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Why do you ask?
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Oh, no reason.
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I just worry about her traveling
alone, God knows where, unmarried.
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Okay.
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Who told you?
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Obviously not you.
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I had to hear about
my own daughter's
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wedding from Sadie
Liftaker at the club.
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Sadie Liftaker?
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How did she find -- How?
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She heard it from Esther Kravitz,
whose daughter Andrea is the receptionist
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at Dr. Zodikoff.
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Who did your Aunt Lily's face?
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Who heard it from that
horse's ass, your father?
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Who apparently heard it from you?
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Aunt Lily had a facelift?
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She looks like a football.
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She can't even blink.
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How could you do that to me?
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Me?
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What about Susan?
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I know what you're doing.
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You're punishing me
for leaving your father.
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God forbid.
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I should even have one ounce of happiness.
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Oh, Mom.
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I'm happy you're happy.
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You know what?
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I mean, I'm happier with Harry.
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Listen, sweetheart.
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I have no time to chat.
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We're catching a plane.
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Oh, great.
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Great.
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Where are you going?
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I am going to your sister's
wedding, whether you like it or not.
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Go on.
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Get into your clothes
before your sister
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finds out you
double-crossed her, too.
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Oh, there.
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Hey, hey.
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I got your eyes.
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How's it going?
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Great.
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It's great.
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My parents are coming
over to talk about
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a wedding my sister
doesn't even want.
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I wonder how she'll kill me.
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Oh, I'm sure she'll find a way.
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What?
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Nothing, really.
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It's nothing.
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It's just that I was Susan's sister-in-law
for 12 years, and she is Jeremy's
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godmother, and I just assumed, obviously
wrongly, that you would invite me.
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Jude, don't.
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Don't, please.
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Don't do this to me.
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Okay.
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Forget it.
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I know exactly how you feel.
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You?
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I don't think having
slept with a bride
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generally entitles
one to an invitation.
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You slept with Aunt Susan?
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Knapped.
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They just napped.
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Yeah.
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She dumped me.
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She told me she didn't want a commitment.
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Now, when I tell a woman that, I mean it.
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Well, don't worry, Aunt Coleti.
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She won't be married forever.
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Jeremy, that's a terrible thing to say.
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Why?
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Everybody gets divorced.
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You and Mom, Grandma and
Grandpa, Aunt Coleti and Jeanette.
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Nothing lasts.
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Love sucks.
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Karen broke up with him.
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Ouch.
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I know that feeling.
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Hey, I'm okay.
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I'm okay.
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I guess I'm just hurt.
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That's all.
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Fine.
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Fine.
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If you absolutely have to come, then come.
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Mom.
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Jeremy!
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Your father didn't tell me
how much you have grown.
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Another secret.
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So, how is my favorite grandson?
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Life bites.
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That's nice.
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Judith!
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Doris.
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Aww, look at the baby!
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I just put him to sleep.
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Why couldn't you be Martins?
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Why?
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To your mother.
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To mother.
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How was your flight, Harry?
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Oh, was it smooth?
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And all those magazines.
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It was like the Library of Congress.
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I'm glad to ask that question.
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Doris, you look great.
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Eddie, I'm so sorry about your show.
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No, that's okay.
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I got a new one.
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That's the one I meant.
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Doris.
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That's dad.
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I'll start with myself.
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You know, Mom, please,
please, behave yourself.
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Don't you yell at me.
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Dad.
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Roger.
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There you go, Coach.
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Jeez, you're, uh...
You're both here.
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Why not?
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She brought him, didn't she?
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Yeah, I can't, but she doesn't
know that you're... What?
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You didn't tell her?
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I knew you were ashamed of me.
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You told me not to.
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Everybody?
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This is my lover, Roger.
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Hello, Roger.
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What did he bring his lawyer for?
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Lover.
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I said this is my lover.
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Your mother sure is gonna be mad.
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Mom.
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Have you lost weight?
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Oh, this is a joke, right?
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This is a joke.
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No, Joe.
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I love this man.
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I've never been happier in my entire life.
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It'll never last.
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You!
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You knew about this?
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Well, sort of.
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You want some Google?
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Google.
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My favorite.
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I will never forgive you.
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Mom.
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Mom, please.
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Coffee, anyone?
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Mom.
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Darla's sweetheart,
please come out and eat.
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This salmon is so fresh, I
feel like I'm on a fishing boat.
280
00:11:34,003 --> 00:11:36,000
Come on, Mom, please.
281
00:11:36,003 --> 00:11:37,000
Don't do this.
282
00:11:37,003 --> 00:11:39,000
Oh, what should I do?
283
00:11:39,003 --> 00:11:41,000
Pretend to be happy?
284
00:11:41,003 --> 00:11:43,000
Maybe dance a little jig?
285
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:45,000
Your piza hex is expired.
286
00:11:45,003 --> 00:11:46,000
I'm throwing it out.
287
00:11:46,003 --> 00:11:49,000
Martin, she's obviously
experiencing some anger.
288
00:11:49,003 --> 00:11:51,000
She feels isolated, powerless.
289
00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:53,000
Just try to be sensitive to her needs.
290
00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:54,000
Thank you, Judith.
291
00:11:54,003 --> 00:11:57,000
Mom, get the hell out of there!
292
00:12:00,003 --> 00:12:02,000
Nice going, Julia.
293
00:12:04,003 --> 00:12:08,000
Mom, we're going to start
talking about the wedding plans now.
294
00:12:08,003 --> 00:12:09,000
Fine, go ahead.
295
00:12:09,003 --> 00:12:11,000
I could care less.
296
00:12:11,003 --> 00:12:14,000
What kind of plans?
297
00:12:14,003 --> 00:12:17,000
Well, first we're all going
down to City Hall for the ceremony.
298
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:19,000
City Hall?
299
00:12:19,003 --> 00:12:20,000
City Hall?
300
00:12:20,003 --> 00:12:24,000
People go to City Hall for
parking tickets not to get married?
301
00:12:24,003 --> 00:12:26,000
Mom, that's what Susan wants.
302
00:12:26,003 --> 00:12:30,000
What about what I want?
303
00:12:30,003 --> 00:12:34,000
I waited my whole life to see
my daughter married at the Plaza.
304
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,000
Nora, she wants City Hall.
305
00:12:36,003 --> 00:12:37,000
Let her have City Hall.
306
00:12:37,003 --> 00:12:38,508
Oh, you don't
want the Plaza because
307
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:40,000
you don't want to
have to pay for it .
308
00:12:40,003 --> 00:12:41,000
Well, fine.
309
00:12:41,003 --> 00:12:43,000
How are you going to pay for it?
310
00:12:43,003 --> 00:12:44,000
Oh, absolutely.
311
00:12:44,003 --> 00:12:48,000
I haven't met Susan, but already
she's like a daughter to me.
312
00:12:48,003 --> 00:12:49,000
Forget it.
313
00:12:49,003 --> 00:12:50,000
She's my daughter.
314
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,000
I'll pay for the goddamn Plaza.
315
00:12:52,003 --> 00:12:53,000
This is nuts.
316
00:12:53,003 --> 00:12:55,000
What are we talking about the Plaza for?
317
00:12:55,003 --> 00:12:58,000
I am not going to invite
the dermers to City Hall.
318
00:12:58,003 --> 00:13:00,000
I'll never hear the end of it.
319
00:13:00,003 --> 00:13:01,000
The dermers?
320
00:13:05,003 --> 00:13:07,000
You can't not invite the dermers.
321
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:12,000
If you invite the Flines and the
Lebins, you have to invite the dermers.
322
00:13:12,003 --> 00:13:17,000
All right, take that, you bastard!
323
00:13:17,003 --> 00:13:19,000
Lambier fouled out.
324
00:13:19,003 --> 00:13:20,000
Forget about Lambier.
325
00:13:20,003 --> 00:13:22,000
Forget about the dermers
and forget about the Plaza.
326
00:13:22,003 --> 00:13:24,000
I mean, people booked
the Plaza years in advance.
327
00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:26,000
You know, it's not going to happen.
328
00:13:26,003 --> 00:13:27,000
It's impossible.
329
00:13:27,003 --> 00:13:31,000
Actually, if you want the Plaza,
Richard can talk to Donald Trump.
330
00:13:31,003 --> 00:13:33,000
They're in the same bowling league.
331
00:13:33,003 --> 00:13:34,000
Thank you, Judith.
332
00:13:34,003 --> 00:13:36,000
Why, my son let you go.
333
00:13:36,003 --> 00:13:38,000
I will never understand.
334
00:13:38,003 --> 00:13:40,000
The Plaza, it is.
335
00:13:40,003 --> 00:13:42,000
But I'm still going to pay.
336
00:13:42,003 --> 00:13:43,000
Fine.
337
00:13:43,003 --> 00:13:46,000
Listen, I have to ask you a small favor.
338
00:13:46,003 --> 00:13:48,000
I'm a little low on cash right now.
339
00:13:48,003 --> 00:13:51,000
Can you help me out
with this wedding thing?
340
00:13:51,003 --> 00:13:53,000
Sure.
341
00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:55,000
Sure, Dad.
342
00:13:55,003 --> 00:13:56,000
How much do you need?
343
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,000
I don't know.
344
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,000
Whatever it costs.
345
00:14:08,003 --> 00:14:10,000
Warning.
346
00:14:10,003 --> 00:14:14,000
Do not look directly into the
ring without protective eyewear.
347
00:14:14,003 --> 00:14:16,000
Oh, my God.
348
00:14:18,003 --> 00:14:19,000
Look at you.
349
00:14:19,003 --> 00:14:21,000
You look great.
350
00:14:21,003 --> 00:14:22,000
Wow.
351
00:14:22,003 --> 00:14:23,000
What a rock.
352
00:14:23,003 --> 00:14:25,000
I'm so pathetic with this thing.
353
00:14:25,003 --> 00:14:27,000
I keep rubbing my nose like this.
354
00:14:27,003 --> 00:14:29,000
I keep waving like this.
355
00:14:29,003 --> 00:14:30,000
Sure.
356
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,000
You're upright.
357
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:32,000
You want people to see you.
358
00:14:32,003 --> 00:14:33,000
That reminds me.
359
00:14:33,003 --> 00:14:34,000
Just like tomorrow.
360
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,000
Your big day, right?
361
00:14:35,003 --> 00:14:36,000
I mean, people should see you.
362
00:14:36,003 --> 00:14:37,000
Lots of people.
363
00:14:37,003 --> 00:14:40,000
I'm going to fucking kill you.
364
00:14:42,003 --> 00:14:44,000
What was I supposed to tell them?
365
00:14:44,003 --> 00:14:46,000
How about nothing?
366
00:14:46,003 --> 00:14:47,000
Oh, I forgot.
367
00:14:47,003 --> 00:14:49,000
You always have to be the good one.
368
00:14:49,003 --> 00:14:51,000
Hey, it's easy for you.
369
00:14:51,003 --> 00:14:52,000
You don't have to deal with Mom and Dad.
370
00:14:52,003 --> 00:14:55,000
You're always off in Zurich
or Zimbabwe or something.
371
00:14:55,003 --> 00:14:59,000
I wanted one day that was just mine.
372
00:14:59,003 --> 00:15:03,000
One day where they couldn't
hassle me about my clothes or my hair
373
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,000
or that I'm marrying a
guy who's 53 years old.
374
00:15:05,003 --> 00:15:06,000
He's 53?
375
00:15:06,003 --> 00:15:07,000
Fuck you.
376
00:15:07,003 --> 00:15:08,000
Susan.
377
00:15:08,003 --> 00:15:09,000
Oh, come on.
378
00:15:09,003 --> 00:15:12,000
You're their only daughter
and you know they love you.
379
00:15:12,003 --> 00:15:14,000
In their own sick, twisted way.
380
00:15:14,003 --> 00:15:15,000
I don't want to hear it.
381
00:15:15,003 --> 00:15:20,000
Can't you give them this one moment
of happiness before they...
382
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,000
Die?
383
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,000
Oh, no.
384
00:15:22,003 --> 00:15:24,000
Not the death thing.
385
00:15:24,003 --> 00:15:26,000
Mom smokes and Dad eats bacon.
386
00:15:26,003 --> 00:15:28,000
You little shit.
387
00:15:28,003 --> 00:15:30,000
Thank you.
388
00:15:30,003 --> 00:15:33,000
Thank you.
389
00:15:33,003 --> 00:15:36,000
Just one more thing before I forget.
390
00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:38,000
I think your wedding is at the Plaza.
391
00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:40,000
You think?
392
00:15:40,003 --> 00:15:41,000
Well, it is.
393
00:15:41,003 --> 00:15:43,000
It's definitely at the Plaza.
394
00:15:43,003 --> 00:15:45,000
The Plaza?
395
00:15:45,003 --> 00:15:48,000
The Plaza?
396
00:15:48,003 --> 00:15:50,000
Who's coming to this thing?
397
00:15:50,003 --> 00:15:53,000
Just the family.
398
00:15:53,003 --> 00:15:55,000
And some friends.
399
00:15:55,003 --> 00:15:58,000
And Johnny Glebo.
400
00:15:58,003 --> 00:16:00,000
And his swing time orchestra.
401
00:16:00,003 --> 00:16:04,000
I am going to kill you.
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