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I know, Kenny, like I told Gene Ross, you're the most durable girl I've heard

of.

She is.

We got somebody else ready? We want to get some numbers here, man.

You guys ready?

You ready?

I'm going to come.

You in the shirt. Come on, come on. Jump out of the way. Jump with me, guys.

You're going to get right back in. Get back in line.

Back in line. You.

Get on stage.

Boom, boom, boom. Hit me four. Hit me four.

Good.

Now you're in.

What's the number up to now, Mr. Buck Adams? It's crack 400, man.

400.

Are you going to jump in there?

I'm so tired from screaming.

Little dick sprayed up my dick.

All right, swap

out. Three more guys. Come on.

Yeah, I already shot. You already shot? You already shot?

That's me erect.

What you talking about?

Thank you.

When you approach the...

Bob, check this out.

It is now.

He's in charge of filming nothing but blowjobs. Peter will be filming a

different men getting their cock sucked today.

Is his cock going to get sucked?

Burke, the other cameraman, will get his cock sucked. Peter does not have it

passed.

Damn. But Peter's married to one of the most beautiful women in porno, Envy, who

will be dancing later, she said. That's right. She will be dancing as one of our

strippers. This is Johnny Packwood. He's in charge of the intense penetration of

1 ,000 cocks pounding into a...

Cock -hungry whore. Now, wait a minute. He's going to have all that sweat and

smell and... No, I did bring my... I brought a mask and I brought my surgical

gloves. Oh, okay. Because cum may be flying on him, maybe.

Cum could be flying everywhere.

This could be very messy.

And you'll be obviously... This man's trained in this stuff.

And you'll just be the ringmaster here. You're the director.

Right. I just egged him on.

That's why he's here. This is a man that likes getting underneath sweaty, hairy,

dripping balls.

And he's not afraid to have those things slap up against his face if he tries

that perfect shot.

That's why he's here. And if Nick, gentlemen, I won't show his face.

That's all right.

Oh, okay.

And this is Bob.

Bob is in charge of capturing the entire magnificence of the overall event.

Bob, you know, I was able to steal him away from number five they're making

where he's filming the Gotham City shots to work on this. Oh, my God, and you

got him to work here?

Hey, you know, he pays more. What can you say? You got to go where the cash

right? Times are tough in Hollywood right now. So all the best of the creme

la creme of Hollywood have now jumped in the porn bandwagon.

I just want to let the people out there know that Heatwave Productions and Jim

Powell as the director hire only the best. We've got Charles Manson out of

to videotape this.

Charlie, how you been?

Good. Welcome to the family.

I see you got rid of that swastika on your head between your eyeballs.

Well, it's still stereotypical now.

Oh, so it's old hat now.

So, Charlie, in jail they rehabilitated you to shoot camera for pornos now?

Absolutely.

And obviously you're going to have fun today.

We'll all have fun.

You're not going to get squeaky from and kill anybody, are you?

The day is young.

He's calling fluffers now.

Are you nervous at all?

No. This is nothing.

I've worked on all the other ones, but it's different.

This time they stick it in a different hole.

It's usually more work being a fluffer, isn't it? I think it's way more work

being a fluffer. When you're a fluffer, you really got to work. If you're the

fuck he, just lay here. This is going to be kickback for candy.

Nice relaxing day at work.

You're feeling good, huh? I'm feeling good. Cool.

Right on.

And he's ready to rock.

This is like my dream date.

It is.

Where are my fluffers? What the hell's going on here?

Yeah.

And why would that be?

Johnny or Ralph, I need some fluffers out here. I have a thousand guys that

want to do me. That's perfect.

I guess that is a high compliment if you look at it. A lot of girls can't say

that much. It's true.

Go ahead and grab it.

Yeah,

that's a good one. Grab that shot for me.

I'm trying to get some more.

I'm calling Jennifer Lee right now to find out where the hell she is. She's

showing up yet.

being the only bluffer.

Everybody got drunk and left.

Everybody got drunk and left and she was the only bluffer out there.

What's going through your mind right now?

Anticipation.

Because you've got to be first.

No, I'm going to be last.

No, I was going to, but I'm just going to wait and go last.

I'll be the... You should be able to tell by then.

I don't know. Most of the guys are just normal guys.

small peepies. They're not fucking... They're not huge.

No, I'm not huge at all.

But, you know.

A lot.

I better have a sense of humor.

Him.

Play him.

He's the one who his blockers did not show up.

And he doesn't have a dancer.

He's the production manager.

I'm just taking care of Chris today.

In other words, when he did the last one, I helped his abs and I was his

Now he's covering that and he won't help me. You guys got that off film? Johnny

Threat does not want to help the production manager. Wait, let me get

film. Chocolate will be sucking a lot of dicks. That means chocolate will get

double K.

Double K.

I'm sick.

I thought I was going to puke this morning.

I've been puking all morning.

Up until like two hours.

My hands are still shaking after half an hour.

Shaking hands.

Hey, what's up, man? How'd you do? First one done.

Got to calm down a little bit, recollect my thoughts, and then hop back in there

again.

You want to go back for one more time or you want to go back for a few more

times? We're going to be here all day.

We're going to milk this for all it's worth.

Who'd be called?

Everyone who's cheap.

Hi, is Felicia there please?

This is Johnny Thrust.

Yeah, who's this?

Hey Tiana, is she around by any chance?

Thanks.

You gonna tell your parents about this?

I told my dad.

My dad's rooting for me for today.

My dad's birthday, which was yesterday. I wanted to do something for your

birthday. I'm gonna fuck candy apples for you.

You better fuck her pretty good. We can go back in there. I will, I will. Make

your dad proud.

Definitely.

Felicia's there.

We'll have to talk to her.

Hey baby, how are you?

Fine, what are you doing today?

Oh, okay.

Well, we were doing the gaming over here, and we needed some fluffers, and

someone didn't show up, so I wanted to call you in and see what you had to do.

Uh, as soon as possible, yeah.

When can you be done with it? When are you going to be done with it?

Uh -huh.

Well, come on down before it.

Yeah, come on down now.

No. Okay, actually, uh... Yeah, see if you can. See if you can because we'd

to use you.

You're such a wonderful contact.

How did Katie get into this business?

She used to PA about eight years ago, I guess, and one

girl didn't show up for a shoot, and so she thought, fuck it, I'll just put

myself in the movie because, you know, the money was good. She needed the

and that was how it started from there. It went to what it is now.

And obviously, Candice will be a very self -assured girl. She seems to know

she wants. She has her head on straight, it seems like.

Oh, definitely. I mean, this to her is the next step in her career. You know, I

mean, she, like my buddy Chief says, she's the evil Knievel of porn. She will

anything. She will attempt anything that she possibly can. And this is the next

step in her career is this. You know, what's next after this? You know, then,

you know, she's a superstar.

Please. Okay. Talk to you soon. Bye -bye.

Okay. Hey, wait. Is that girl Tiana? Is she interested in doing that?

My dad and I used to... Oh, that's right. Who's... What's his name?

Girlfriend.

Oh, it's Blake.

All right. Talk to you later.

Bye -bye.

Damn, she has a birthday party to go to.

The fucker?

Nah, she sucked my cock, but that was pretty good. He came on her.

They have a cum scene.

How was it?

Not too bad for the first time ever doing something like this.

Would you ever do something like this again?

Yeah, probably.

I could be talked into it real easy.

I'm just going through the book, calling anyone I can.

How you doing, though?

Bye -bye. Damn!

So tell us your take on the ending of the Candy Apples gangbang. What

We broke the record.

And the cops busted it?

And the cops busted it, and we swiftly removed ourselves neatly, and

that was that. And here we are. All footage, all cameras, everything.

We may not be sane, but everything is safe, the footage and cameras and

everything, and we're home safely.

So do you think the cops should be worrying about porn? Hey, we were

gangbang. How sane can you be if you're there, right?

Well, tell me this. Do you think the cops should be out, like, doing maybe

jobs instead of worrying about men fucking women?

Well, absolutely, especially in downtown Los Angeles.

The police department has ruined everything.

And up to that point, it was going smooth, wasn't it? Everything was going

great. Who was the naked girl that walked in?

Cops and porn don't mix, man.

You hear the word cops, it's like, get the fuck out.

What happened?

She's all fucked up.

What happened at the gangbang?

We got shut down, man.

That's all that happened.

We got shut down and took off.

The cops came charging in?

Yeah, they were in there and were running up and down that place.

You know, we packed our stuff and got the fuck out.

Simple as that.

Did they have their guns drawn?

No.

Okay, that was good then. They came in just people.

They were just, get out, get out. Were there naked people running everywhere?

We saw a couple, dude. Trying to run down the building naked.

Trying to get to the girls' makeup room.

Had to stop a couple guys.

And do you have any last words about the ending of the gangbang?

It was fun.

I mean, everything was calm and well orchestrated.

It was like the floodgates opened up and everybody came pouring down

their steps like there's a fire up there.

No.

Everybody was closed but they were coming out quick.

There's a high and a low point to the whole story and that is the high point

we broke the record and we were able to get out of there unfortunately under

certain circumstances at a reasonable time but then again we could have... set

record that never, ever would have been broken and would have been there for

quite a while longer.

So, all in all, it's okay.

Jim,

what happened to the gang, man? How did it end?

to kill you.

Come on, it's the end of the video. Part of the conspiracy theory, we think some

of the people that were involved in the Kennedy assassination were able to pull

a few strings and have it shut down.

But did you break the record?

Yes, we broke the record.

Good. This gangbang was crazy. We were surrounded by cops, okay?

I mean, I was surrounded by cops. I felt like that little Korean team when you

got the tanks right there. You got like all these 10 patrol cars there. Yeah,

but you're staff.

What did they say to you, Ralph?

They wanted to arrest me. That's what they said.

They said if these people don't leave, I go, who's going to be responsible?

Oh, the production manager.

Oh, how you doing?

And were they polite to you? Were they rude? No, they were polite. They were

cool. They thought that we were cooperating with them, so they all

were. But I noticed like a phalanx or whatever you want to call it, a whole

of cops lined up ready to go in like riot gear type.

Yeah, so we got rid of them real quick. I talked to them. They were really nice

about it. I'll be honest with you. They were really nice. They worked for us.

They just wanted to make sure we left the premises.

Did they cite you with something?

Yeah. That's cool.

Yeah, Boeing.

Right here, right here. Let's keep it out here.

Give me another chair, guys.

Give me another chair in here.

Craig, don't follow us right now.