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( sighing )
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Joey...
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I cannot thank
you again.
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Taking me to Vegas
for my birthday
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is the best gift
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I could ever
have asked for.
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Oh, hey, man,
it was my pleasure.
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So, uh, how
you feeling, anyway?
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Uh, well, I reek of smoke.
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My head is imploding.
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I think I gnawed
the end off my finger
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at the craps table.
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You know, your
basic Vegas high.
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How 'bout you?
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Oh, I had a fantastic time.
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I'm telling you, that hotel
had the best gym.
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I was in there 7:00 a.m.
working out.
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You should
have come with me.
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Wow, I would
have loved to,
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but as luck
would have it
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I was passed out
on the floor.
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Really? I didn't see you
in the room this morning.
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I never made it
to the room.
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It was in the hallway...
of some other hotel.
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You know, Brian, I just...
I don't get you.
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I mean, I take you to Vegas
to have a good time
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and all you do
is drink too much,
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chase women and gamble.
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What is that?
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I don't know.
I forgot their slogan--
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"Come to Vegas
and work out in the hotel gym."
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Yeah, well, at least
I came out ahead.
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Really? You
actually won money?
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Well, not money per se.
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I mean, yeah, I gambled,
but when I lost my $50 limit
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I paid a little visit
to the Chamber of Commerce
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and got
the free "Fiesta Fun Book,"
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a $138 value, my friend.
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So right there, I'm up 88 bucks.
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Then I even had time
for some shopping,
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and look what I got
for a 75% discount.
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I've been wanting
one of these.
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A makeup case?
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It's not a makeup case.
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The salesman said it was
a man's travel bag.
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Then why does it have
a lighted mirror?
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Because it's
the top of the line.
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Look. Look at all these
cool little compartments
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for holding your stuff
on an overnight stay.
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Sure, your rouge,
your lip gloss...
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Pardon me.
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Aren't you Steve Young
the quarterback?
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Uh, yes, I am.
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I suppose you'd
like my autograph.
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Uh, well, no.
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Actually, you owe us three
dollars for the headphones.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm sorry. I forgot.
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Uh, I'd still love to give
you that autograph, though.
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Well, thank you,
but I'm a Patriots fan.
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I think I'm going to
catch a few Zs.
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Do me a favor.
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When they start serving
food, wake me, okay?
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I'm starving.
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Well, that's 'cause you didn't
get a discount coupon
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for the $1.99 "Little Taste
O' Europe" buffet.
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I'm telling you,
German schnitzel,
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Polish sausage, French toast;
and get this--
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a Bavarian custard mountain
shaped like the Matterhorn.
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( snoring )
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Brian?
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( snoring )
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Brian?
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Huh? What?
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You're sleeping
with your eyes open?
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Trying to.
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Oh. Oh, so, man...
phew, my stomach.
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Wh-what's the
Matter-horn?
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Oh, it's nothing.
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Just a little indigestion.
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No big deal.
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I'm not surprised.
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All of Europe is
at war in your colon.
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Look, there was nothing wrong
with that buffet.
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As a matter of fact, I saw
both pilots on the plane
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eating there this morning,
so I know it's not the food.
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If you say so.
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(groaning)
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On the other hand, maybe we
can't rule out the food.
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I'll be right back.
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Excuse me.
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I just saw the pilot
running down the aisle.
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Is he all right?
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Oh, there's nothing
to worry about. He's just fine.
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Oh.
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Well, who's
flying the plane?
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Captain Siden--
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our very capable
and experienced copilot.
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Oh.
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Who's flying
the plane now?
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Please relax.
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There's absolutely nothing
to be concerned about.
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Captain Lameiras, are you okay?
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Oh, I want to die.
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Captain Siden?
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Mommy...
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Ladies and gentlemen, may I
have your attention, please?
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Can anyone here fly a plane?!
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Well...
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( snorts )
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Um... I'm a pilot.
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Oh, thank God.
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Come with me.
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What? What?
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You mean... fly this plane?
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No, no. This is
a seven-something-seven--
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you know, a big-boy jet.
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You don't understand;
you're our only hope.
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It's all right,
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ladies and gentlemen.
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We have another
pilot on board.
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Him?
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That's the clown
that was passed out
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in my hallway
this morning.
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We're all going to die!
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Hey, what's with the crowd?
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Is Big Tammy
out there
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jogging without her
sports bra again?
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Hot plate coming through.
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Coming through.
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Roy, they're all here
to welcome back Brian.
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After a one-day trip
to Las Vegas?
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God, these people
need lives.
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No. Didn't you hear?
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Brian's a hero.
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The pilots
on his plane got sick.
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He made an emergency landing.
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He saved, like, a hundred lives.
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It's been all
over the news.
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That's right.
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I was downtown sitting
in a bar... uh, bank...
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when all of a sudden
he appeared on TV.
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I nearly dropped
my drink...
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I mean, checkbook.
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Fay, let me ask
you something.
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When Brian was being
interviewed on TV--
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you know, everybody
was calling him a hero
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and making such
a big fuss over him--
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didn't he seem kind of sexy?
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Oh, I don't know.
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I only caught a glimpse
of him before one of the...
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tellers had to switch
back to the fight.
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So you say you're a friend
of Brian Hackett's?
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Friend? Oh, so much more.
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We, uh, we recently
moved in together, you know?
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Really?
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Well, congratulations.
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You must be very proud.
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I am... walking on air.
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WOMAN:
Oh, look!
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There he is!
There he is!
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Please, really. You really
don't have to do this.
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Thanks.
Brian... Brian, I
am so proud of you.
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I'm seeing you in
a whole new light.
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You saved all
those people.
Thank you.
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You're such a hero.
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It's like you're
this big, famous...
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See you back
at the house.
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Well, uh, thank you
for saving our lives.
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Excuse me.
Excuse me.
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I'm Mike Riddley from
the Boston Globe.
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You were on
Flight 28, too?
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Oh, yes. That's right.
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And I am here to tell you
that this man is a hero.
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Oh, more than that...
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he is an angel.
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Hey, hey, I like that--
"the Angel of Flight 28."
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Oh, good.
Yeah.
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You... you... I
am going to cook you
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such a dinner
tonight, mister.
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Brian, I just
heard the news.
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Where's Joe?
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He'll be in in a sec.
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So while you were flying
the plane, what was Joe doing?
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Was he comforting the
passengers and stuff?
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Well, the truth be told?
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Mrs. Herbert here
is the true hero.
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No.
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You the man.
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No, it was this
little lady here
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who kicked in
the bathroom door
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pulled Joe out,
carried him to his seat
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and strapped him in
for the emergency landing.
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You... you
carried Joe?
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Joe had to
be carried?
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I-I know it's procedure
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but I really don't need
the wheelchair.
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Hi, Helen.
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Oh, Joe,
look at you.
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How you doing?
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Better now.
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They said it was
just a little food poisoning.
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Mm-hmm.
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Listen, did that
little old lady
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really carry you
to your seat?
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I'm not sure.
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They say I blacked out.
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You fainted and you
had to be carried?
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Helen, Helen, you
should have seen it.
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She hauled him around
like a sack of manure.
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I don't know where
she found the strength.
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I'm sorry I pulled your hair.
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I was just trying to hold on.
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That's okay.
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Well, good-bye,
my angel.
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Oh, ma'am,
you forgot
your vanity...
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No. No... no. That's...
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That's mine.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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It's too bad you
left the house so
early this morning.
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I was kind of
hoping we could...
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Yeah, it is too bad.
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Well, it's okay.
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There's always tonight.
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Sure, sure,
there's always tonight.
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Helen, um, what's wrong?
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Nothing.
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You're turned off
because that old lady
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carried me around
the plane aren't you?
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No.
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No, no, no... well, yeah.
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Oh, this is ridiculous, Helen.
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Come on, you are going to
get over this, aren't you?
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Oh, sure, yeah.
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You know, in time, probably.
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Probably? What can I do
to help you along?
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Throw away the makeup case.
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I told you it is
not a makeup case.
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It's a travel bag.
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Oh, why can't you
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throw a baggie
in a suitcase like a man?
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Okay, everybody... everybody
step away from the Angel.
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All right, all right.
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Um, "Somebody up
here likes you.
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The Angel."
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Don't you love the way
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he dots the "I"
with the little halo?
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Brian.
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I heard about
the mayor's dinner tonight.
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You know, if you need a date
for the event, or...
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you know, after...
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Ah, hey, hey, hey... uh-uh.
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The Angel don't date townies.
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Who are you?
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Something I've wanted to be
my whole life.
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I'm a hanger-on, baby.
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And there's only room on these
coattails for one,
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so beat it.
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Whoo!
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Oh, I'm telling you, man
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this whole "Angel
of Flight 28" thing
263
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is spinning out of control.
264
00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:41,220
Now I know how
the Beatles felt.
265
00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:44,730
Yeah, it must be hell
for you... Ringo.
266
00:10:44,730 --> 00:10:47,230
My agent never leaves me alone--
he calls me night and day.
267
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,230
Agent? What do you need
an agent for?
268
00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:52,740
Well, somebody's got
to field all those
endorsement offers.
269
00:10:52,740 --> 00:10:54,240
When you become
a national hero
270
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,740
everybody wants
a piece of you.
271
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,240
I've even got this chain
of hero sandwich shops
272
00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,240
begging me to be
their spokesman.
273
00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,740
Well, that's just stupid.
274
00:11:01,740 --> 00:11:04,750
Oh, I know. I know.
275
00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:06,750
My agent is pushing me
to launch my own brand
276
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:07,750
of angel food cake
277
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,750
you know, sort of a
Paul Newman thing,
278
00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:13,260
only none of the money
goes to charity.
279
00:11:13,260 --> 00:11:14,760
ROY:
Hackett.
280
00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,260
Hackett, come here.
281
00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:19,260
Oh, I am so glad
that I caught you.
282
00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:21,760
You know, look, with this whole
celebrity deal
283
00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,770
you've got to be careful
because you know what?
284
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,770
Out there,
there's nothing but sharks,
285
00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:27,270
sharks who want to make
a buck off you.
286
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:29,770
Now, you don't want to do
anything cheeseball.
287
00:11:29,770 --> 00:11:31,770
Well, thanks. Thanks, Roy,
I'll keep that in mind.
288
00:11:31,770 --> 00:11:32,780
Well, what do you say?
289
00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:36,780
How about being
the Aeromass Angel?
290
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,780
Roy, you have got to be
out of your mind
291
00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:41,780
if you think Brian would promote
a competing airline.
292
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:45,290
Write something
up and I'll run
it by my guy.
293
00:11:45,790 --> 00:11:46,790
You got it.
294
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,790
Brian,
what about Sandpiper?
295
00:11:48,790 --> 00:11:51,290
Hey, Joe, I've
seen the books
296
00:11:51,290 --> 00:11:52,290
and the fact is
297
00:11:52,290 --> 00:11:54,300
we can't afford the Angel.
298
00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:55,800
Well, the Angel
has the next flight
299
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,300
so why don't you get your butt
on the plane, okay?
300
00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,300
( phone rings )
Well...
301
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:00,800
Can you do me a favor
and take that flight for me?
302
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,310
I've got way too much
on my plate right now.
303
00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:04,310
Talk to me.
304
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:07,810
All right, Fay,
305
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,810
it looks like
I'm taking this one.
306
00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:12,320
Oh, I thought
it was Brian's flight.
307
00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:13,320
Yeah, so did I.
308
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,320
Just load them up.
309
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,320
We want the hero guy.
310
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,820
Well, I don't know
if that's gonna work.
311
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,320
Yeah, we want
the Angel of Flight 28.
312
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,320
Well, I did promise them.
313
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:24,830
Hey, aren't you the
guy in the newspaper?
314
00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:27,830
Yeah, the one who carries
a makeup case.
315
00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:31,830
It's a travel bag--
316
00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:36,340
a man's travel bag
with man-type stuff in it,
317
00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:40,840
like razors and...
bullets and stuff.
318
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,350
Joe, you got to help me
out here.
319
00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:50,850
Were you just
dead weight
320
00:12:50,850 --> 00:12:53,360
or did you at least
help the little old lady
321
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,860
with some body English?
322
00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:57,860
For God's sake, Helen,
will you just give it a rest?
323
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,360
I want to
but you've got to
give me something.
324
00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,360
Anything. Just
throw me a bone.
325
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,870
This whole thing
is crazy.
326
00:13:02,870 --> 00:13:04,870
Have you seen
Brian out there?
327
00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:07,870
"The Angel of Flight 28."
328
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,370
Well, he did save
all those people, Joe.
329
00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:12,370
Yeah, but that is what
is so crazy about it.
330
00:13:12,370 --> 00:13:14,880
I'm the one that always
comes through in a crisis,
331
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,380
not Brian.
332
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:17,380
He's a panicker.
333
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,880
He loses his cool.
334
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,380
Not me. I keep my cool.
335
00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:22,890
Have you ever seen me
lose my cool? Have you?
336
00:13:22,890 --> 00:13:24,890
No. You're Joe Cool.
337
00:13:24,890 --> 00:13:26,390
That's right.
338
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:28,390
That's why it
should have been me up there.
339
00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:30,390
I should be the angel.
340
00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:32,390
Good news, Joey,
I think I found a way
341
00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:34,400
to get you
in the sandwich commercial.
342
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:37,400
You don't mind wearing
a pickle suit, do you?
343
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,900
( rings )
344
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:43,410
You got the Angel.
345
00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:44,910
Did you hear that, Helen?
346
00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:45,910
A pickle?
347
00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:47,410
I haven't endured
enough humiliation.
348
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:50,410
Now he wants me to be
a freaking pickle.
349
00:13:50,410 --> 00:13:52,410
A pickle isn't that bad.
350
00:13:52,410 --> 00:13:54,920
True, it's not one
of the luncheon meats,
351
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,420
but it is on
the same plate.
352
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:57,920
Oh, shut up!
353
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,420
Shut up! Shut up!
354
00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:01,420
Can't you see how
unfair this is?
355
00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:03,930
Brian doesn't deserve
this as much as I do.
356
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:04,930
Our whole lives
357
00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:06,930
I have been
the responsible one
358
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,930
and Brian has been
the screw-up.
359
00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:10,930
Like in the Boy Scouts
360
00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:12,940
I learned all the knots;
361
00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:15,440
Brian glued
the ropes together.
362
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:16,940
In high school
363
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,440
I read the book;
he saw the movie.
364
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:22,950
In college... I went.
365
00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:24,450
I agree with you, Joe.
366
00:14:24,450 --> 00:14:27,450
You have been the one
to always come through
367
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,450
but this time it's Brian.
368
00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:32,960
And you can't change that,
so you might as well accept it.
369
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,960
This time Brian's the hero.
370
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:35,960
And me?
371
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:36,960
What am I?
372
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,960
I'm the pickle.
373
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,470
Tough break, Joey.
You can't be the pickle.
374
00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:45,970
They're suiting up the old lady.
375
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,480
My God, Helen!
376
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:02,480
Your husband is
the bravest man alive.
377
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,490
I was crossing the street,
not looking,
378
00:15:04,490 --> 00:15:06,490
when all of a sudden
out of nowhere,
379
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:07,990
this car came
bearing down on me.
380
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,490
And without a thought
for his own safety
381
00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:13,500
Joe leaped in front of me,
and pushed me out of the way.
382
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,000
Oh, my gosh! Really?
383
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,500
He saved your life?
384
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,500
Oh, damn, you can always
see right through me.
385
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,010
No. He pulled five bucks
out of his makeup case
386
00:15:24,510 --> 00:15:26,010
and asked me to lie to you.
387
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:31,510
Oh, no. Now he's using it
as a purse.
388
00:15:32,010 --> 00:15:34,020
Well, Fay,
you were lucky this time
389
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,020
but, uh, just remember...
390
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:38,520
I won't always be around
to save your life.
391
00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:41,520
Drop it, Joe.
She didn't buy it.
392
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,030
Buy what?
393
00:15:43,030 --> 00:15:45,030
Joe... you don't
have to do this.
394
00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:47,530
You don't have to prove
anything to me.
395
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,530
You'll always be my hero.
396
00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:51,530
Oh, wow, even I
didn't believe that.
397
00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:55,040
Oh, hey, Joey,
there you are, eh...?
398
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,040
( clicks tongue )
399
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,040
Got something for you.
400
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,050
"The angel
made me do it."
401
00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:04,550
Well, gee, thanks, Brian.
402
00:16:04,550 --> 00:16:06,050
What do I owe you?
403
00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:07,050
Oh, please...
404
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:09,050
Your money's no good here.
405
00:16:09,050 --> 00:16:10,550
Actually, I
got to take off.
406
00:16:10,550 --> 00:16:12,050
I've got a
wardrobe fitting.
407
00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:14,560
We're shooting my hero
sandwich spot tomorrow.
408
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,060
No. Hold on.
409
00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:18,560
You have a flight to take
in about 15 minutes
410
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,560
and I'm getting sick
of covering for you.
411
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,060
Yeah. Um, about that
412
00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:24,070
I've been giving
it thought, and, uh...
413
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:27,070
maybe you should
start looking for
another pilot.
414
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,070
Yeah, right.
415
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,070
No, um... I'm serious.
416
00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:32,070
What the hell
are you talking about?
417
00:16:32,070 --> 00:16:33,580
Are you gonna walk out on me?
418
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,080
Keep it down, Joe,
I've got an image here.
419
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,580
No. I don't give a damn
about your image...
420
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,580
Everything's all right!
421
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,580
You're gonna quit?
It's all right!
422
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:42,080
The Angel
is unharmed!
423
00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:44,590
Come on, man.
424
00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:46,590
You can see
how busy I am.
425
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:49,090
Fate tapped me
on the shoulder.
426
00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:50,590
I want to dance.
427
00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:51,590
One little thing happens
to you,
428
00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:53,100
and you're just going
to walk away?
429
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,600
"Little thing"?
430
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,100
Are you forgetting
what I did up there?
431
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:57,100
You're a pilot.
432
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,600
You landed a plane.
433
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,600
Big whoop.
434
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,100
( clears throat )
435
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,610
Look, uh... all this
436
00:17:03,610 --> 00:17:05,110
might be good
enough for you
437
00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:06,610
but I've got a shot
438
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:09,110
at making something
of myself.
439
00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:11,110
I'm the "Angel of Flight 28"
440
00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:13,120
and if you
can't handle it...
441
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,620
that's your problem.
442
00:17:23,630 --> 00:17:25,130
So listen, I hear you're
going to New York today
443
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:26,630
to shoot that
commercial.
444
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:28,630
Think you can get
me on the set?
445
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:29,630
I'll do anything.
446
00:17:29,630 --> 00:17:31,630
Anything.
447
00:17:31,630 --> 00:17:33,140
( scoffs )
448
00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:35,140
Now, you're hitting on me?
449
00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:39,140
How low can you go?
450
00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:40,140
Hey, did
you guys
451
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,140
see the paper
this morning?
452
00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:43,650
A cat saved an
entire family
453
00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:45,150
from a burning
building.
454
00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:46,650
Look.
455
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,150
"Cat nips fire
in the bud.
456
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,650
"While her owners slept,
457
00:17:49,650 --> 00:17:51,650
"Lulu, a five-year-old
Himalayan
458
00:17:51,650 --> 00:17:53,160
"braved smoke and flames
459
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:55,160
"nudged the phone
off the hook
460
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:58,660
and speed-dialed
9-1-1 with her
little pink nose."
461
00:17:58,660 --> 00:17:59,660
Ah!
462
00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:01,160
ROY:
Hey, guys...
463
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,670
turn on the TV.
464
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:05,670
They're interviewing
that fire cat.
465
00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:09,170
I know we wouldn't be alive
today if it wasn't for Lulu.
466
00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:12,170
And to think, my husband
wanted to put her to sleep
467
00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:14,180
just 'cause
she clawed up the couch.
468
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,180
Well, you did!
469
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,180
What do you mean,
they've pulled the offer?
470
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:21,680
That's my commercial.
471
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,690
Who could possibly replace me?
472
00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:27,190
What cat?
473
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,690
Ah. Oh, all right.
474
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:32,190
We just go back
to the angel food people, and...
475
00:18:32,190 --> 00:18:35,700
Come on, a cat can't be
in two places at once.
476
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,700
N-No, hey,
don't-don't hang up! Hel...?
477
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,700
Guys,
478
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,200
you're not going to believe
what just happened.
479
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:42,700
ALL:
Shh!
480
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,210
Be quiet!
481
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,710
Lulu's about to do
a reenactment.
482
00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:55,220
Could I just have
a cup of coffee?
483
00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:56,720
I got to take
the next flight out...
484
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:57,720
and the one after that,
485
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,220
and the one after that.
486
00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:00,720
Why don't you get Brian
to take it?
487
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,220
He's in your office.
488
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:03,730
What are you talking about?
489
00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:06,230
I thought he was in New York
doing his big hero commercial.
490
00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:07,230
They dumped him.
491
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:08,730
They're going with Lulu.
492
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:11,230
The fire cat?
493
00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:14,240
Well, everyone on the plane
was talking about her.
494
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,240
Now, there's a real hero.
495
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,240
Well, furball's going to be
on Leno tonight.
496
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,750
So, huh...
the Angel has fallen.
497
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:24,250
Ah, thank you.
498
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,250
Wait, wait, wait.
499
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:26,750
Where you going?
500
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,250
Oh, it's payback time, baby.
501
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,750
You want to see a real man?
502
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,250
Now is your chance.
503
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,260
First... I'm going
to make him cry.
504
00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:34,760
Then, I'm going to beat him up.
505
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:38,760
Then... I'm going
to start in on him... huh.
506
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,760
Replaced by a cat. Ha!
507
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:44,770
It's all just
a little too purr-fect.
508
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,270
Hey, Brian.
509
00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:51,270
What's the matter?
510
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,280
Cat got your tongue?
511
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,780
How could they
do this to me, Joey?
512
00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:02,280
How could they do this to you?
513
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,790
Oh, where do I begin?
514
00:20:03,790 --> 00:20:04,790
Okay, first of all...
515
00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:05,790
I cannot believe
it's over!
516
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:07,290
I was on top, man.
517
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,290
People were looking up at me
with respect.
518
00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:11,290
Everybody loved "the Angel."
519
00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:12,800
Are you done?
'Cause let me tell you some...
520
00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:14,300
I thought my whole life was...
521
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,800
I thought my whole life
was changed.
522
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,800
You know, I wasn't
"Brian, the goofball" anymore.
523
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,300
I-I actually...
I felt good about myself.
524
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,810
Are you finished now? 'Cause let
me tell you something...
525
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,310
I wanted this...
I just wanted this so much.
526
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:27,810
I was even willing
to throw everything away
527
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:30,310
that you and I
had worked so hard to build.
528
00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:31,310
And... for what?
529
00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:32,820
Look where I am.
530
00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:34,320
Back where I started.
531
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,320
No... worse than that.
532
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,320
I made an ass of myself.
533
00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:41,820
Ah, "the Angel."
534
00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:43,830
What the hell was I thinking?
535
00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:46,830
I'm... I'm nothing.
536
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:49,330
Now, are you done?
537
00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:51,830
Yes.
538
00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:53,840
Good, 'cause let me
tell you something.
539
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,840
You're... you...
540
00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:03,350
You're not "nothing," you're...
541
00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:06,350
you came through
when it counted.
542
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:07,350
Okay?
543
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,850
I mean, yeah,
544
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,850
your fifteen minutes
of fame are over
545
00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:13,360
but no one on that flight
is ever going to forget
546
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,360
what you did, Brian,
including me.
547
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:18,360
You were a hero,
and, um...
548
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:22,360
no one can ever take that
away from you.
549
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:25,870
Thank you, Joey.
550
00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:26,870
Forget about it.
551
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:31,370
All right, um...
I got to go.
552
00:21:31,370 --> 00:21:32,370
I got to take
the next flight.
553
00:21:32,370 --> 00:21:34,880
Oh, that's okay, uh,
I-I'll take this one.
554
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,880
Great.
555
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,380
You know what
the real tragedy
556
00:21:39,380 --> 00:21:40,880
of this whole
thing is?
557
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,890
It's that the
youth of America
558
00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:48,890
will never get a chance
to play with "the
Angel" action figure.
559
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:55,900
Well, let's just hope that
somehow they muddle through.
560
00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:57,900
Let's hope.
561
00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:09,410
Come on, Joe, we've
got to get checked in
to the hotel by 6:00.
562
00:22:09,410 --> 00:22:11,910
Oh, I am really looking forward
to this weekend.
563
00:22:11,910 --> 00:22:12,910
Me, too.
564
00:22:12,910 --> 00:22:15,420
A cabin in Vermont,
a big ol' bed,
565
00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:16,920
a roaring fire.
566
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,420
Oh, I am right there
with you.
567
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,420
Oh, wait, just let me
grab my stuff.
568
00:22:25,430 --> 00:22:26,430
Joe...
569
00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:29,930
What? It's a travel bag!
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