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When there's supposed to be Jimmy?

No, he's not coming.

What about Savannah?

Hmm, she's not coming.

Do you know if I was coming?

I don't know who's coming.

All I know is that these are my notes from class.

I don't have any notes.

Don't have anything on here.

I know I've been pushing.

It's so hard.

You're here to save us, right?

Yeah.

Babe, I know.

I'm...

Please, please.

I'm trying.

Okay, you know this is the first time I'm on a hardest day.

Hey, attention.

Look, I'll even write down notes.

Okay.

Okay.

Well, start.

These notes have nothing to do with what we're studying anyway.

Wait, wait.

Okay.

Guys.

Guys.

Wait.

We are working today on science.

Okay.

Fucking hate science.

So you remember what the professor said?

He was talking about how the water's soluble.

Yeah.

No, no.

No, no.

No, no.

Just cut out.

Give it to us for real.

I cannot flunk again.

I need to practice a master.

All right.

I didn't pay for this shit to fail again.

Please.

Okay, guys.

Let me just...

I'm not having a day.

If I fail, we're bringing up.

I'm just kidding.

Wow.

I'm just kidding.

Thank you, Tiffany.

I'm just trying to help you.

Okay.

So let's get the notes going.

Okay.

Hold on.

Time already.

Okay.

So let's see.

Do you see how that is broken down?

Uh-huh.

Okay.

So write it down on your paper and look at all of that.

You need to copy it.

Because that is going to...

That's going to be...

Stayed.

Babe.

No.

No.

I'm trying to...

Get her right this fucking note.

Yeah.

I'm writing them.

Um...

Yeah.

Okay.

So...

So...

Hydrogen?

Right.

I'm just...

It oxygen.

Okay.

I got that.

Okay.

And...

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

We'll work on you, babe.

I'm sure first then means I need to...

I need to...

I need to focus on you.

I...

Perfect.

So I have that down.

Maybe you could just like look in your notes.

Okay.

So you see like how...

Okay.

Okay.

So I'll kind of explain a little bit.

So...

You guys see here on my notes?

How I wrote...

Um...

Two hydrogens.

Okay.

And the two hydrogens are positive.

Huh?

And the oxygen is the negative.

Which is what creates...

The...

The solution.

That is what it is.

The positive.

And the negative.

Um...

You know, that's how the water soluble is...

Works.

That is the solution.

Uh huh.

Two positive hydrogens.

And one...

Are you writing it down?

Yeah.

And...

And...

And...

One negative hydrogen.

Are you...

Are you guys...

Yeah, babe.

I mean, if you're talking Chinese to me right now, honestly.

Babe.

I can't...

Get with the program.

I can't.

I'm not fucking enough.

I'm not fucking enough.

I mean, she's just...

I'm just...

Jesus sucks.

Okay.

So babe, what part did you mass?

I'm fucking positive.

And everything's just going over it again.

Okay, babe.

So look.

Look at this.

Okay.

Please pay attention to me, please.

Babe.

Okay.

So...

Water soluble.

Okay.

So there are two positive hydrogens next to each other.

And one negative oxygen.

Okay.

Are you getting that?

Yeah, the oxygen.

Are you paying attention?

Okay.

So...

Basically, that's a solution for the water soluble.

Is you have to have two positive hydrogens and one negative oxygen.

That is the solution.

Do you...

Did you understand anything?

I just heard...

Yeah, yeah.

You just...

See like there's something like...

So, what can you tell me that's deep in all that?

Yeah, I'll tell you this again.

Yeah.

So, like I said before, guys...

You guys...

You guys...

No, we're still on the water soluble.

Because you guys don't seem to understand.

Okay.

Okay.

So...

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Okay.

Are you guys okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

I really need something to drink.

Yeah, we'll drink some water.

Please, please.

Okay.

Now we have some water.

Just...

You better fucking stop.

Just stop.

Sorry.

Sorry.

[music]

[music]

That means we're in the...

But you're not...

[laughter]

You're so...

I'm sorry.

Thanks.

So...

[laughter]

I'm sorry.

You...

You...

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Oh my!

Who is that?

Oh my!

Who is that?

Who is that?

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[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

Oh my...

[laughter]

Oh my...

Are you serious?

I'm not...

Oh my God!

She's...

She's...

Look at that.

Look at that.

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Stop.

Stop. Stop.

Stop.

Come on. You liked it.

Oh my God.

Something wrong.

What?

What?

What?

I'm sorry.

No.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

No.

I'm sorry.

No.

I'm sorry.

No.

No.

No.

You clearly just want a girl.

I know how to fucking squirt.

I'm sorry.

I don't want...

Listen, baby.

She's just on table.

All right?

I kind of start with this girl's crazy.

Anyways, that's just peeing.

No, yeah.

No, it's not peeing.

Why didn't you tell your girlfriend a teacher and then?

What?

No.

There you go.

I mean...

I actually did it pretty good.

Oh.

No, shut up!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, you know.

No.

I can teach you how to squirt.

Can you teach me?

Yeah, I just think it's probably better.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, teach you how to.

Shut up.

Okay.

I'm going to tell you how to show you.

Yeah.

I'm going to tell you, like, great reason.

I'm going to do that.

You're going to do that right here.

Yeah.

I'm going to give a nice and close and just suck on it.

Yeah.

Oh no.

Yeah.

I'm going to do that.

Yeah.

I'm going to do that.

Yeah.

So you're going to do that.

I'm going to do that.

Yeah.

You're going to watch your girlfriend.

Yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I'm going to do that.

Yeah.

I'm going to do that.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You're going to do it.

You're going to do it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You're going to try it when I'm fucking trying.

Yeah.

You're going to do that.

Yeah.

You're going to do that.

Yeah.

You're going to do that.

Yeah.

You're going to do that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hmm, yeah, that was so good.

Oh, is that so good?

- I know how to.

- Yeah.

(animal crying)

What's that?

- It's just like finding out?

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

Oh my goodness!

Oh my goodness!

(animal crying)

- Yeah, I was just gonna rub this clip just like that.

Just a little bit on the inside.

(animal crying)

- So, just something.

- Oh, yeah.

(animal crying)

- Yeah, it's your turn.

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

- Yeah, you're doing it.

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

- I'm here.

- I'm here to get the fucking face.

- Look at that, look at that.

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

- I'm here to get the fucking face.

- I'm here to get the fucking face.

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

- I'm gonna go and do it.

- You're gonna go and do it.

- Go and do it.

- Yeah.

- You're watching other girls,

you're gonna start to fart.

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

- Oh yeah.

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

- Oh my god.

Oh my god.

(animal crying)

- Oh my god.

- Oh my god.

- Oh my god.

- Oh my god.

(animal crying)

- Oh.

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

- Oh my god.

- Yeah.

(animal crying)

- Oh my god.

- Do you remember?

- No.

(animal crying)

- Oh my god.

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

- Oh my god.

- Oh my god.

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

- Oh my god.

- Oh my god.

(animal crying)

- Oh my god.

- Oh my god.

- Oh my god.

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

- Oh my god.

- Oh my god.

- Oh my god.

- Oh my god.

- Oh my god.

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

- Oh my god.

(animal crying)

- Oh my god.

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

- Oh my god.

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

- Oh my god.

(animal crying)

(animal crying)

I'm missed.

You're fucking blasted.

*sobbing noises*

*sobbing noises*

*sobbing noises*

*sobbing noises*

*sobbing noises*

*sobbing noises and wheezes*

why do you say you are so cute when you are cute?

why do you say you are so cute when you are so cute when you are so cute.

I am so excited.

you are so cute.

you are so cute.

you are so cute.

you are so cute.

you are so cute.

you are so cute.

you are so cute.

you are so cute.

you are so cute.

you are so cute.

you are so cute.

you are so cute.

you are so cute.

you are so cute.

you are so cute.

you are so cute.

you are so cute.

you are so cute.

you are so cute.

you are so cute.

Oh my god, oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god!

Greatness.

Greatness.

Greatness.

Look, yeah.

Can I have a cup of tea?

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh!

Yeah, oh my god.

Oh my god, but that doesn't matter.

That's what we have there.

That's what we have there.

Oh, that's what we have there for.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, yeah.

Greatness.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

It's so good.

Oh my god.

yeah yeah you gotta do it

yeah you gotta do it

yeah yeah you gotta do it

oh yeah okay so let's go

oh my god yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

oh yeah so I can do it

oh yeah oh so

- Oh yeah!

- Oh no!

- He's not in headphones.

- It's nice.

- So cute!

- Nice. - For this!

- Oh my god!

- Ah!

- Ah, yes!

- Yes! - Yeah!

That's not worth it.

- You should definitely rip off face them.

You're facing them.

- Right here, here it's, keep fucking keep fucking.

- Yes!

- Don't tell you to stop fucking,

you do tell you to back up in so fucking.

(both laugh)

(audience laughing)

- I'm facing them right here.

- Get 'em in, you're right here.

Right here, right here.

You're fucking facing right there.

(audience laughing)

- Yeah, you're right here.

- Yeah, it's like that.

- Like that, like that, like that.

- Like that, like that.

- Like that, like that.

- Like that.

- Oh yeah.

(audience laughing)

- Oh that pussy.

(audience laughing)

- You know what I mean?

- Yeah, you know what I mean?

- Oh, okay, let's do that.

- Oh, okay, let's do that now.

- Oh yeah, I'm gonna have fucking.

- Oh, oh my god!

- Oh my god!

- Oh my god, yeah, keep fucking that pussy.

Oh my god.

- Oh yeah, yeah.

(audience laughing)

- Oh yeah, yeah.

(audience laughing)

- Yeah, keep that piece ready.

- Oh my god, my god, my god, my god.

- Oh my god!

(audience laughing)

- Oh my god.

- Oh my god.

- Yes, you know what I'm gonna back in and tell me what the hell.

- Oh my god, we're gonna, he has a step to step towards him.

Just a fucking tip right there.

There, there, there, there, there, there, there.

(audience laughing)

- Oh you guys, you guys, you guys.

- Oh my god.

(audience laughing)

(audience laughing)

(audience laughing)

(audience laughing)

- Oh my god, my god.

(audience laughing)

- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(audience laughing)

- Oh my god, my god.

- Oh my god, my god.

(audience laughing)

(audience laughing)

(audience laughing)

(audience laughing)

- Oh, he hasn't seen it.

I haven't fucking followed him.

(audience laughing)

- Oh my god, my god.

(audience laughing)

(audience laughing)

(audience laughing)

(audience laughing)

(audience laughing)

(audience laughing)

(audience laughing)

- You guys are there?

I want my neck.

(audience laughing)

(audience laughing)

- Oh my god, my god.

(audience laughing)

(audience laughing)

- Oh my god.

(audience laughing)

(audience laughing)

(audience laughing)

(audience laughing)

(audience laughing)

- Oh my god, my god.

(audience laughing)

(audience laughing)

(audience laughing)

Oh my god, my god, my god, my god,

I have to get my children out of my hand.

- Oh my God.

- Oh yeah.

- Oh fuck that pussy baby, fellas.

- Oh my gosh!

- I'm straight in there.

- I'm talking Facebook right here.

- Right here.

Like that right here.

- Yeah yeah.

- Yeah yeah.

- Yeah I'm in good health.

Oh my God right there, the American!

- Yeah.

- Oh God yeah!

Oh my God yeah!

- Oh my God!

- Oh my God!

- Oh my God!

- Yeah yeah yeah!

- Oh my God, you're gonna check that button in the name.

- Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

- Oh my God.

- Oh yes yeah.

- Yeah.

- But you may put me in the bathroom.

- Oh yeah yeah.

- Oh yeah.

- Oh yeah.

- Oh my God.

- Oh my God.

- Yeah I'll just try it.

- Oh my God.

- Oh my God you're fucking scared.

- Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

- Oh my God you're fucking scared.

- Oh my God!

- Oh my God you're fucking scared.

- Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

- Oh my God you're fucking scared.

- Oh my God you're fucking scared.

- Oh my God you're fucking scared.

- Oh my God you're fucking scared.

- Oh my God you're fucking scared.

- Oh my God you're fucking scared.

- Oh my God you're fucking scared.

- Oh my God you're fucking scared.

- Oh my God you're fucking scared.

- Oh my God you're fucking scared.

- Oh my God you're fucking scared.

- Oh my God you're fucking scared.

- Oh my God you're fucking scared.

- Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah get up.

- Could I have your kind of new one this fucking team?

- Get up here I'm fucking table.

Yeah but you're not ready to be against me.

- Yeah right here you're very fucking face ready to be ready to be ready

- You're ready to be like that.

- Come join in I'm gonna be out.

- Oh my God you're fucking scared.

- Oh my God you're fucking scared.

- I'm really there kidding you I'm scared.

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That's good.

We got an ambulance.

Okay.

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Oh my God, so good.

Oh my God.

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Yeah.

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Oh my God, you're so good.

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Oh my God, so good.

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Oh my God, so good.

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Oh my God, so good.

Oh my God, so good.

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Oh my God, so good.

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Oh my God, so good.

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Oh my God, so good.

Oh my God, so good.

Oh my God, so good.

Baby?

I got to stop looking.

Not...oh my god!

Ohhh my god!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I feel like I'm a nation of happy

I'm stuck in sweat

Ahhhhhhhhhh yeah yeah yeah

Fuck you more guys!

Oh my god.

Oh yeah yeah

what?

Oh my god

Oh yeah um you like

[No everyone is crying]

[No one's crying]

[No one's crying]

[No one's crying]

Oh my God, I am scared.

Oh my God!

Oh my god.

No.

No.

No.

No.

You're killing me!

No.

Misきます.

Oh no.

Oh.

You're a fairy, huh?

Oh, are you in the same form?

Oh, you're in the same form.

You're in the same form.

Ouch.

I was winning up the board.

That was great.

Ouch.

Ouch.

(Screams)

Ouch.

Ouch.

Ouch.

Ouch.

It is really fun!

You just want to punch him right here.

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Ouch.

Ouch.

(Screams)

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Ouch.

Ouch.

(Screams)

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Bye.

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Ouch.

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I want to fucking...

You can't use a drying knife on the floor.

(awatts honk)

He's your favorite.

- Don't push it back.

- No it's a fucking $1.

- Not so hard to use.

- You can slap You.

- And check off, okay.

- Oh yeah.

- It's a good knife a hard way.

- It really hurt.

- You're gonna use a drying knife.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

(awatts honking)

(awatts honking)

(awks honking)

- Oh my god.

- Keep those fucking pretty hands up from this one.

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

- Yeah, oh fuck you.

Fuckin' someone do a con.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah.

- So fucking fucking like you made a bed, yeah.

- Oh yeah, yeah.

- Oh yeah.

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm gonna sit on a fucking knife.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(awks honking)

- Oh wow.

- Oh my god.

- Oh yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- I'm gonna make fucking pussy for you.

- Yeah, my pussy.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Oh, sorry.

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

- Oh, I'm gonna get you a pussy.

- Oh yeah.

- We have to go to your face right next to it.

We have to be a bit, right on my fucking tummy.

- Oh my gosh.

- Oh my gosh.

- Oh yeah.

- Oh yeah!

(awks honking)

- Oh yeah, yeah.

- Oh my gosh, I'm gonna get you a fucking pussy.

(awks honking)

- Oh yeah, yeah.

- Oh yeah.

- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

- Oh my gosh, I'm gonna get you a pussy.

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

- Oh yeah, just like, just like, yeah, yeah.

(awks honking)

- Oh my gosh, yeah.

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

- Oh my gosh!

- Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.

- I'm so scared.

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

- Oh yeah, put it back in the back.

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

- Oh let's get it.

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(awks honking)

- Oh yeah, it's good.

- Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.

- I'm so scared.

- I'm so scared.

(awks honking)

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- So I'm gonna put this on.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(awks honking)

- Oh my gosh.

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

- Oh yeah.

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

- Oh my gosh.

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- You're a fucking girl.

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- You're gonna swear to my mother's husband.

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

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- Oh yeah.

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

- I'm gonna get a fake one.

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

- Oh my gosh.

(awks honking)

- Oh my gosh.

(awks honking)

- Oh my gosh.

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

- Ah, ah.

(awks honking)

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- Oh my gosh.

(awks honking)

- Oh my gosh.

- Oh my gosh.

- Oh my gosh.

(awks honking)

- Yes.

- We are next to the square you're gonna tell us.

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

- Yeah.

- Next to the square you're gonna fucking tell me so I can get my face down there.

- Who are you?

- Yeah.

- Oh my gosh.

- Yes?

- Oh my gosh.

- Oh my gosh.

(awks honking)

- It's so good.

(awks honking)

(awks honking)

- Oh my gosh.

- Oh my gosh.

- Oh my gosh.

(awks honking)

- Oh my gosh.

(awks honking)

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- Oh my gosh.

(awks honking)

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- Oh my gosh.

(awks honking)

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(awks honking)

- Oh my gosh.

Oh, we are in the morning.

Oh!

Uh...

Yeeah, yeeah!

How far can I turn it over to you?

Where would I go?

Hey, hey!

Yeeah, yeeah, yeeah, yeeah!

Oh my God that's got to go, yes, God!

Yeeah, yeeah!

Oh my God, come for us!

Oh my God!

Oh my God, come for us!

Oh my God, come for us!

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Yeah, it's like it's really times yes.

Yeeah, yeeah, yeeah, yeeah, yeeah, yeeah, yeeah,

I'm going to clean the alone over there, but in faith.

Oh, it's really time to last round the base, so I don't need to touch him.

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh, shit!

Oh, man, baby, you can be really square, huh?

Oh, shit!

Oh, so we don't know anything about science.

I forgot all about science, just now.

I don't know anything anymore.

I've been hearing body all.

Oh, I cleaned up the sounds, so it's a mess.

Yeah, it's a towel.

Yeah, that's a little messy.

Are you happy?