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I'm glad you accepted my invitation.

We've become good friends.

So...

Today our announced sex and information afternoon takes place.

But since I take my resolutions very seriously,

Do I have to personally check my employees for suitability in advance?

Oh, otherwise we expect a lot of horny today,

I mean, lots of male patients.

And the spraying, I mean

want to learn how to spray.

But I counted on that because I have "nurses",

so to speak, "sisters of charity" adopted

Oh......, there they are already.

So see you soon.

All right, honey, keep him in good shape.

That was a bit much.....

he is a real pleasure bringer.

But treat him right

we still need him

he is a breeding bull.

Hello.....

Hollo....

Yoohoo.... - Hello...

Hallo...

Hello dear ones. A warm welcome.

My name is Mutzenbacher. - Nice to meet you.

Allow me, Schwangermacher.

What please? Friedolin Schwangermacher.

uh yes.

Then you must be Mr. Schreuder.

Yes exactly. - You have room number three.

Excellent.

Carola will take care of you.

Thanks.

Carol please......

Yes, with pleasure.

Ha, good day. I'm Carola.

Hello. - Shall I show you the room?

I'd love to.

Come on.

Like this.

And now you.

I'll tell you right away, I have a problem.

A very big problem, by the way. - A problem?

Well, that's what you're here for?

There's no problem we can't solve here in this house.

We, that is, me, read your ad and then we thought,

that is, me and my Matilde that might be just the thing for us.

But of course it is.

Your dear wife will be very satisfied with our course.

That's what I thought,

that's why I brought my Matilde right away.

What?

And where is your Matilde?

Over there.

In there.

Now the participants are already bringing their bitches.

Good day.

Good day.

So you are Mrs Matilde.

Miss please. Because I'm still a virgin.

We've never slept together.

You've never had traffic?

We've had enough traffic.

As usual in the streets.

No, no,

I mean Friedolin and I, we've never really love done.

Do you understand? - Unfortunately.

In such a case you are in the right place with us.

What do you mean? - I mean, you've come to the right place.

Then I am convinced.

We have reserved a nice double room for you.

Room number ten.

A double room? No, that is absolutely not possible.

Say you don't have single rooms.

You know, he's never actually seen me naked.

And my mom always said don't just give yourself away.

Your innocence is the most precious thing you have.

And my mother was always right.

She's just one of the few decent girls.

My dear mom thought so too.

If so, then I understand.

I thank you for your understanding. Friedolin, that briefcase.

Yes, baby.

That's what you need to do in a timely manner, properly educate your husband.

There are still so many poor bastards out there.

But they can also be helped.

Please.

In?

Isn't this beautiful?

This is the nicest double room we have.

But I still wanted a single room.

Unfortunately we only have double rooms.

Believe me, that's much more fun.

Yes.

Friedolin would rather put that suitcase down.

Yes Dear.

I believe you will work it out together.

I hope, have fun.

Do not expect to much. I'll take a bath first.

Do that, baby.

I don't want to live like this.

I'm going to deflower her,

I swear.

What should I do if he finds out I'm not a virgin anymore.

That's how it should be..

Today it should work.

I'm going to fuck her

until she can't remember her name anymore.

He will look up.

So, I'm back.

Too much is too much

That's really obscene, don't you think?

I think it is beautiful..

I don't like that filth, help me,

come on, that painting needs to go.

Yes, please.

What's in you.....

No!

No, leave that....

Oh no, you bastard....

Once must be the first time....

No....!

I've always believed you're a decent guy

No no....

You are real.....

a boar.

Please let me....

No, let me....

it's not fair....

help......help..!

shamelessly exploiting the situation

It has to happen sometime and I have heard, one has to take the woman by force.

let me....

What beautiful breasts you have.

What are you doing to me!?

Now I want to see your pussy.

Those pants stay on.

Don't be fooled, after all I promised my mother that I will deflower you.

Otherwise she will cancel my inheritance.

A promise is a promise, but you have to close your eyes when I take my panties off.

Well I close them.

Eyes closed, we agreed....

Come on....let's do it....one time it has to be.

Does that work well....

Come my little.....

I want to be made into a real woman.

Come on, push him in....

or... are you afraid.....give it to me...

I want to, but it's not possible....

I can't get it in....

Try again, I'm very narrowly built.

But I don't want to be brutal.

It's part of the first time it hurts a little,

but I will endure it besides I am also a little cramped.

My mother was also built so closely, come try it again.

It should work.

I try again and again, but I can't get it in, I can't get it in

and it must still be so nice.

Come on, I'll help you.

Oh, that really hurts!

Go on...go on!!

I couldn't believe you're still a virgin.

Oh nice, I love you.

Is that nice.....is that nice!

I get a strange feeling.....

that feeling gets stronger.....

Please don't make me a baby.....please don't make me a baby!!

What is that then?

I also do not know it.

But it's fine. - Does he also give milk?

It's fine. - Yes....

It's fine. - Yeah....

Then what is that?

That is common with us when deflowering.

Good heavens.

This is what you get for not getting me pregnant, Friedolin Schwangermacher

This is what you get for taking my virginity, you stupid son of a bitch.

That's what you get for hanging out with women, mom.

The mail is here....the mail is here!

The mail is here, good day, I have a registered letter for you. Sign here.

Good. - Oh, apology....

Will you lend me your back so that I have a surface to draw on.

I thought, at the post office they only lick stamps.

When delivering, according to the boss, you have to do your best that it arrives well.

The boss is absolutely right there.

But now show me your unedited post.

German women always get horny when they get mail from Turkey.

German woman good.

Forward, come.

I still have a lot of mail to deliver, I don't have time.

You can also do that a little later.

I also have a lot of things to do....but that can wait

You are good!

Where you sleep? In bed or in the hammock?

Not so curious, horny buck.

You'll see.

Come help me....come.

And now?

You will soon see.

Come lick my horny cunt.

I squirt, I'll cum in a minute....

No, no, you're not about to spray my little handyman,

now the real work begins.

How can I spray like that?

Wait....

wait.

First take a look at my pussy.

I want the hole of german woman.

That's good, good hole.

You.... now you're going to experience something. Get under it.

What should I?

Lie down below!

Very well?

Yes, exactly. And now in with the little one.

Now you are going to experience something.

I've never fucked like this! - Yes I believe that,

Pushing forward....

That twists my cock off!

My poor cock.....

I greet our dear guests,

and our employees.

I hope you enjoyed it and got some appetite.

And now to our sex class today.

Sex is the most beautiful thing in the world.

Sex is stimulating and relaxing.

And keep young.

I believe my cock is broken.

You try....

I want to know if I can still squirt.

I'm almost there....

not....

see, turkish cock, good cock.

Please sit there

Many marriage partners who did not take advantage of the opportunity in their youth

to be united together,

lack sexual attraction over time.

I'm going to show you a movie about that.

And what are we doing now?

I don't know either, but that has something to do with that.

he is small with you.

What?...My dick?

What does that have to do with it? I do not believe that.

You have to lie down on me.

No!

Why not?

Florian doesn't either. I saw it myself.

Have you looked at it.

Yes....

Florian does it very differently. - How?

Well, from above.

From above?

Then get down on your knees

yes about like this,

and Florian then comes from behind

and strike.

It didn't go that way

How is Florian anyway?

That's our herd bull.

What?

But I'm not a cow!

Yes, but how?

Now finally come here and lie on top of me.

Yes.....and now what?

Nothing yet.

Is that all? - That's certainly not much.

But I heard it will hurt a little the first time

Am I not overweight?

No not at all.

Ah, then I'll lie on top of you.

It's rather pleasant.

In?

How are you?

I feel something very strange.

Erg?

Not at all, a pleasant feeling,

and a sense of great sin.....at the same time.

Kiss me Xaverl.

one more time.

What's happening down there, my cock is suddenly getting huge.

Where?

I think I need to go to the bathroom.

I've always told you it has something to do with it,

Yes but what?

Now put it in. - Yes, and do you think it's okay?

I don't know if it's any good but.....

but it's nice.

It's idyllic here....

so really romantic.

Yes, especially romantic.

That somehow reminds me of our wedding night.

Yes, then you barely gave me time

take off my stockings.

Yes then.....

but nowadays you even have time to knit a pair.

Well....

Due to inexperience,

stupidity,

or because of the woman's indifference, a marriage breaks down.

And if even a marriage counselor doesn't help anymore,

the relationship has blunted,

love is dead,

and that's the end.

Today we have a practical example here.

our Matilda

Matilda come. - Do you mean me?

Yes, go there.

A typical example of a girl,

please forgive me

but almost unattractive girl.

and that

we want to change now.

You can enjoy yourselves in the meantime.

She's a real horny bitch, isn't she?

I'm so gonna fuck that one.

She really needs it.

Who is the horniest of you?

Yes, you will experience such a blue miracle.

Please apologize. - Come on come....

I believe she hears the angels sing, huh

I'd like to get fucked right now.

There is nothing more beautiful than being fucked wonderfully.

I think we deserve a coffee.

hello kitchen.....

Kitchen please....

Kitchen please.

Ah, we can what....

The kitchen staff also has the right to satisfy their needs.

Hello kitchen, where's the coffee?

Kitchen!

I believe they have other things to do.

But

I can help you in the meantime

showing my grandmother an old movie,

which I just found.

Am I interrupting?

Or do you have a lot to do.

Of course you won't interrupt, honey.

Come here.

You always have that one thing in mind, don't you?

Yes, is that wrong?

On the contrary, honey.

Nondesacre Mrs. Braunleder. - Good...

The terror of all men. Mrs Braunleder good day.

Hello Ms. Braunleder. What could it be then, huh?

Please, give me a kilo of Pariser.

A kilo of Pariser,

coming soon....just a minute.

I believe it's that good.

No not so much. it's just for me today.

I think twice is too much.

Half maybe... half.

If it is allowed.

Too big?

Yes. - Let's take some off.

Isn't that freshly made?

Yes, what then ma'am, with me everything is fresh,

fresh from the fridge, like everything you get.

What makes you make a funny face?

Why are you making such a face, Mr. Pfehringer,

is something wrong?

Can't you see, my crotch is playing up a bit,

a little.

How do you want it, in slices or a piece.

I prefer slices.

Hopla ..... I'm oh, oh, oo, overworked now

Can happen sometimes.

That's how it happens... that's how it happens

That only makes two kreuzer, it's a special offer.

that's good

Until next time, come back again, Mrs. Braunleder, enjoy your meal and see you later.

Comical....

Is there something?

No Ms. Braunleder, there's nothing I feel excellent.

Come back soon.....

Well, let's face it, that was really slut behavior.

Unbelieveable.

Unbelievable

That's unbelievable.

I need to get involved for a while. I beg you for a little break.

That too, no wonder if the milk is not stored properly.

Do you look in the fridge or is there still?

Moment

There is nothing more there either.

Now only one thing remains, my own production.

Go away....

That's really great.

I'd like to know where that bunker is.

Oh my legs hurt.

Someone should explain to me why the women like to be on the street so much.

Fucking in bed is more comfortable

That one got me out to the last drop.

Hey there.....this is new.

Oh, I'm horny again, where's the next bitch.

Where do you come from?

Hello, I would like to speak to Mr. Immergeil.

Oh, it's you yourself. - As you can see.

Girl, heaven sends you.

I'd like to see your pussy.

I am looking for a job.

You told me if I want I can come here.

That's right, you can work here.

But first you have to pass the test.

And you can start right away.

I would like some sugar.

Do you also want a coffee? - No thanks.

You look beautiful.

If I didn't know you I immediately fell in love with you.

I've known all along that I have a beautiful wife.

But it makes you look great.

Like a real whore.

Am I not right?

May I?

This is my bride and is mine alone.

So, it has a nice stand.

That makes me very horny.

excuse me,

Oh, there I can take a real cock in my hands

Oh, she sent him away.

You're a najespring, that's not possible.

Wherever you look getting fucked.

That's like Sodom and Gomorrah here.

And my Matilde participates in that too.

I never thought that of her.

You're not playing with your bed moped.

Where's the next bitch I fuck......

Oh, what a nice ass...

Ooh....

What do you mean by "oah"?

Maybe my ass is broken oah, but my cock is fine.

You're a hottie, and I want to fuck you.

Very good. - Nothing against it.

And.

That's nice.

I have nothing to do, what am I still doing here?

Just participate.

You can fuck me in my mouth.

In principle, that can be nice.

I have never done that.

I can't.....I can't.

I'll try it on her.

What a stupid dog, walks around here without fucking.

I really don't know

if I tell all this to my mom.

Oh, that's good.

I changed my mind,

I will forgive her

but....but only once.

He wants to forgive me. I'm dying of laughter

He doesn't even realize how much I like this.

Long live Allemagnia, German hole... a nice hole.

You do that so horny.

And now I want to get fucked in the ass.

As you like, honey.

Oh, in my ass I said.

Excuses.....

Oh, nice, put it in deep, yeah...

Yes...I'm ready now....

I cum now too...yes.

Now....now....I'm coming....

It may be that my staff....

I had to spray again, didn't I?

It's just the way it is.....I like the juice of men.

i'd like to lick it up.

I think I'm going crazy.

Hello....

Where are you going? The cock is here.

Stupid bitches.

Oh, what do we do now?

And now the fucking continues.

You make me so horny

I want to see how you jerk off.

I cum

What are they doing now?

You don't know that? Are we doing it too?

Do you think you can do it again?

Yes, with a horny beast like you

Does the gentleman have another wish?

Yes, it went too fast.

Therefore, instead of fifty, let's say twenty marks.

Well, we say thirty marks, you get to see something extraordinary for that.

You're right there.

How about a private shadow drone?

a, the games.

I'm coming.....I'm coming again.....

is that horny!

I am the museum of private bills.

Yes I'm here.

And, do you like it? - I think it's dellicious.

Soon it will be even tastier.

Madam, here it is.

Do you like to fuck as much as I do?

That's horny...oh is that horny, come on...

yes.... that's a dick...

It's so beautiful and long.

I'm going to fuck you hard and hear you scream!

It goes in now ....... now

I'm coming...... i'm coming....

squirt

from me

inject yourself vol

spray!

I cum, then squirt...

Where's my mail?

I'm losing my job, they're throwing me out.

Where's my mail?

Ah, there's everything.....

Allah, and the too!

today

Oh there you are at last.

No no no

Now I have to deliver the mail. - What can the post do for me.

it always comes too late anyway.

i need your cock.

I've had enough....I don't want more.

I fucked more than enough today

Did you cheat? You will pay for that.

No....I don't want I don't want I don't want.....I no...

I'll rip your dick off.

Please don't, I still need it.....

Hey, what are you doing with feet?

No not!

Don't throw away my shoes, I still have mail to deliver.

I can't breathe. Stop, stop.

Let me....let me, let me....

Let me...

shit bitches...now he's completely broken.

Get out of this horny house.

I've always known, being a postman is a chore.

I'm going to the railways, but in Istanbul.

Now my dear friends,

I am sure you will agree with me that there is nothing better

then an evening all to yourself.

If one worked so much all day....

oh, excuse me....

I mean, you've had so much between your legs.

Well...

and I borrowed a funny idea from a former student.

The Chinese emperor became a tablet every night

served with small tickets

on which the names of the ladies-in-waiting were engraved

This works well, I can tell you.

so the girl whose emperor turned over the ticket

had the honor of spending the night with him.

Yes inside...

Well, Cheffin, who do we give the credit for today?

Could it be this one?

No...

or.... this one here?

Yes...

Yes.....this one may be my lover tonight.

So it will be Robert, at your service madam.

Anticipation is actually the best fun.

Oh, such a schisse, I'm not there again,

and I'm still so horny today.

Oh no, I can barely do it anymore

our boss couldn't pick someone else.

Unfortunately, men can never,

and that is a shame if one has a big cock

I don't know you at all.

Let me feel.

It can't be big enough for me.

To hold up!

Stop it, I still have to see the boss.

I said finished.

You don't have to do anything.

My god is that good.

I still have to get dressed.

You don't have to do anything at all, I'm first.

Great how you....

No, are you doing that right.....

I've had a drink.

maybe think about me a little more

I have to..... I have to....

I have to go upstairs first....

i have to..it's done...

And what do I do now, it is still waiting for me up there.

You do nothing at all.

I change that you are reserved.

That old aunt will be surprised.

Come on

Where is that going?

Where's my Matilde?

Where is she now......where is she.

Here's my name.

Then what are you doing here?

Here's my name anyway.

That's right. Actually, I had planned something else.

But let's look at it positively.

Come my dear, you are my lover for the night today.

Are you my Matilde? - And or.

Come my little one.

Try it....

Today you have the grand prize.

That is where the misfortune started, it is written in the bible that we have lost paradise because of this.

Ever since my Matilde learned how good fucking is,

she can't be stopped.

it's all so terribly sad, who knows where she is now.

The best thing is to piss on you. - Why don't you?

I didn't know I could.

Then do it anyway....do it anyway.

Do you like?

I'm disappointed,

as it is now.

Yes, I can understand that.

And since she got here, nothing happens at all, right.

No, nothing at all,

but absolutely nothing.

Women are so bad,

especially my Matilde.

No, no they are not all like that.

If this continues like this, I'm going back to my mommy.

Yes, that would be the best solution.

But that's not possible at all. - Why not?

Well, there's still my Matilde,

and she won't survive if I leave her.

Yes, that's a big problem

but let that be my concern.

I'll teach her gently.

That's friendship, true friendship.

Oh by the way friendship, what do I owe you?

Oh this course, I mean, you experience what it's like.

Enough like that?

Oh, two thousand five hundred, that's very generous,

for that you have earned a small reward.

It's not possible.

It's no longer possible, so then, many thanks and goodbye.

Yes then, good luck.

Well, he was generous.

But somehow I fell short.

Then do it yourself, you can't go to sleep like that.

Oh, is that nice.

Oh so much....

delicious cocks.....

i want to meet them all....all of them!

Well come....

O madam,

you are so beautiful.

Is that horny.

HORNY!!

Fix....

hallelujah I say

crusefix.....

lol.....

I'm going crazy!

then what is this?

Jesus, who can suck

hallelujah I say...

my mother

Hallelujah I say...

Fix...hallelujah I say..oo fix hail..

What can I say, I've never seen it.

that looks really horny

I say fix hallelujah again...

because a yes is missing.

Just look at that girl

oh if i could fuck that one

I won't even say "fix hallelujah" anymore.

Gabriel...

Yes Majesty,

Shall we fulfill this lute player's wish?

If you wish, Your Majesty. - So be it.

But only with music

I think I can spray again.

you yourself said that we would be merciful today.

I'm ready now too.

That's all mine now.

Oh, julie heavenly menigt,

you have sinned

oh are you ashamed

moreover, the holy spirit cannot again pity the sheep,

you are bad.

and moreover with beer and caviar.

Hallelujah I say...

cruzefix hallelujah...

I won't say anything more....

firm...hallelujah!

Oh....there you are again.

You will not believe what I have experienced in between.

Sorry you couldn't be there.

Because it was just a dream.

Then why are you smiling like that?

Have you sneaked into my dream?

But that's not allowed, really not

But I like you anyway.

So dear friends, see you soon!