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steps is quick announcement boys night
is on what are you

doing what's going on i'm just messing
with you why would you do that this is

funny that's funny i think so you're not
smiling are you no not anymore

but i'm trying to get ready for bed

well get ready then like Just so you

know, the boys are coming over tonight,
so we're going to be rowdy all night.

We're going to have wings, pizza, tits,
everything.

Just don't be too loud.

We're going to be super loud, so you
better just put your earmuffs on and

hang out with us.

Hey, come on. Are you sure you don't
want to watch the game with us?

I guess I will.

It'll be fun.

It'll definitely help with the ratio,
but it's gonna be way more guys than

girls.

They're not going to be annoying the
whole time at the game either while

watching.

I want the one that's too loud with
their friends.

Well, come on. We're going to be
cheering for the game.

We're just going to be complaining or
something like stepsisters do.

You're gonna cook us dinner?

That's what we really need a girl to
cook for us. Why would I do that?

Because. I said it.

You can't just buy food.

No, you need to cook. Come on. The
stuff's in the fridge.

Mom said you have to help around the
house.

I put a huge bet on them.

Who? Who?

New York, of course. Can you read?

Oh, I don't know.

Gosh, why are they so dumb?

It's so crappy.

You and your friends better not be
making too much sound.

I have to work in the morning. Don't
worry about your work, dude. You call

if you have to. We're going to be having
a good time. It's a huge game.

It's the most important game of the
year.

Who cares?

I care a lot.

Just last year, this team beat us in the
playoffs. I could not have that shit

happen again.

I can't believe you watch all that
stuff.

Why wouldn't I?

It's awesome.

It's awesome.

How long until they get here?

I mean, they should be here any minute.
I don't know. The game starts here real

soon, so you better hurry up and get
ready. You don't have all night messing

around.

Who's ready to act a fool? Oh, you
already know what it is.

You ready?

There you go.

Hurry up and get ready. Come on.

All right, I guess.

I have to brush my teeth again.

My parents divorce Oh

Reception, dude, come on. Guys, what the
fuck? There's a mess everywhere, and

you guys are being way too loud. This is
the best game of the season. Come on.

Just sit down and watch the game. You
guys are being way too

loud. We're both to be loud. That's how
it works. Have you never watched sports

before?

No, I don't watch sports.

Do I look like I watch sports?

I feel like you should watch sports.

I'm not.

Dude,

what are you fucking thinking? Come on?
You just dropped that ball. Did you see

that?

Nah, I think I changed my mind.

Because you guys are yelling, I'm trying
to go to sleep.

I will explain it to you a little bit,
okay?

So basically what you're going to have
to do, did you see those guys right

there? Okay. So basically...

to get those dudes, get past them, and
then once they do, they score.

That's the whole thing.

So, you get it? Are you following?

You see on the end where the logo is?
That's the zone they gotta get it into.

And then it's called a touchdown.

Have you ever heard of that?

Everyone's heard of a touchdown.
Alright, I'm just saying.

Do you know how many points it is?

I'll tell you it's six points and then
they do the extra kick to try and get

another point which it's like a freebie
No

way

did you take the point you don't fucking
go that you can make a difference man

The team's about to win right now, come
on. How long have you guys been watching

this? It's been a while, honestly.

Dude, they need to step up the running
game, man. They keep throwing the ball

missing.

I'm trying to see how my boys are
hooping, though.

Yeah, should we switch it over?

Yeah, I think so, honestly.

Yeah, it's about to be commercial news.

Definitely calling a timeout before
halftime.

Basketball games the playoffs right now
bro. Look how many fouls have been

called these refs suck How do they know
what to call cuz it's their job, what

do you mean how they know what to call?
Did that guy attack that dude? That's

obviously a foul I'd be doing that It
depends on which team paid the ref

off That part too All this stuff's
rigged That's why my team never wins.

Bullshit Falcons, man.

You guys aren't even cheering for the
same team?

No, that's the whole point. We have
rivalries.

Yeah, fuck New York, bro. It's all about
LA. Say something about New York. Bro,

bro, I'll fucking say it.

Save his life. You guys are about to
lose right now? Yeah, yeah, for real. Oh

god. Just you wait, just wait.

Dumbass rep got a call, another bad
call.

No, bro, you don't want to fucking bet
on that.

I'm telling you, man, I'm pretty
confident.

Yeah, bro.

How much money do you got? How much
money do you got? 20 on the key. I got

.50. Are you guys betting right now?

I'm at 100.

Are you guys betting? I'm fucking at
100.

Because it's a lock.

Oh my God. Fucking handle this fucking
fucking thing, bro. Nah.

Come on. Ready to see Rich Dadboot lose
some money?

Yeah, take his money. I don't care.
Right?

You don't care?

Why would I care about your money? Oh,
damn.

Did you see him sneak that three,
though? Oh, shit.

Yeah.

some free throws right there. Fuck yeah.
Get it in there, bro.

Shit.

So you having fun watching the game
today? Do you get it?

I still don't get it, but I guess.

Come on now. We've been trying our best
to explain it to you.

You know where the three -point line is?

Do you even know who's winning?

No, I don't even know who's playing.

The score's right there on the bottom.

Gotta watch that time. We're almost
getting into halftime right now.

So it's almost done?

No, the halftime is almost done.

Halfway there.

Unless it's hockey, then there's three
periods.

Oh my god, don't get me started on that
nonsense.

Fucking love hockey, bro. Watch them
beat the fuck out of each other. It's

the best.

I mean, it's cool now, but... That's
what even I don't get sometimes, man.

got so many weird little situations.

Not gonna lie though, with hockey, I'm a
Vegas fan. Fuck LA.

What?

You guys are still talking about this?

Fuck yeah, we're still talking about
this. The fucking game's on. What could

possibly more important than watching
the game?

Living your life, maybe.

If I'm not getting my dick wet, I'm
watching fucking sports, all right?

the only thing that matters in life.

It's best to be doing both, man. That's
for sure.

Right? That would be the day.

Yeah, man. Hey, this is a good game,
though.

It really is. It's a really good one.

Are we going to put it back in the
football game, man? All right, fuck it.

see. All right, all right.

You guys are swipping?

Something like that. What, were you
getting invested in the basketball game?

Yeah, it was.

Oh, check out that Hail Mary.

Damn. Shit.

He's got some glue on them gloves. He's
been kicking everything this game, huh?

Better than the other team, man. That
guy can't catch a pass and save it. For

real, dude.

That quarterback sucks. He's about to
throw an interception. For real, come

Put the second string in or something.

Yeah.

What?

Dude.

Pussies? Yeah, dude, true. Like, they
could definitely make that conversion.

They could easily convert that.

Come on, man.

What? Eddie fucking missed it!

Ugh, dude's trash.

What's going on?

Alright, so, if it's fourth down, they
can kick a field goal if they're close

enough and they think they can make it.

Right? Because otherwise they get a punk
ball.

I can't let him get that. I need to
stop.

Also, the living room is a mess. So make
sure you clean up after this.

I don't clean up.

Mom said you have to.

Yes, you do.

And it's your friend.

Yeah, but you're so much better at
cleaning. Yeah, girls are so much better

cleaning. Come on.

And you know where stuff goes. I don't
even know.

cabinet the cups go in. Yeah, for real.
I mean, it's not my house, but still.

I mean, you know where cups go, don't
you?

No. I know where the ball goes.

I'm here all the time and I don't even
know where they go. Yeah, bro,

I thought that's my mom's job to know
where the cups went.

Wait,

what'd you say?

I'm sorry, I couldn't understand you.
What'd you just say?

One more time?

I'm not cleaning that. That's all I'm
saying. You're not cleaning that.

Come on, take one for the team. I
didn't.

Yeah. Take two for the team. I didn't
make that. Fuck.

You're so good.

Dude, dude, come on.

Yeah, come on. You're distracting me
from the game. I fucking love this game,

dude. This is a good close game, too.

I can't believe we missed that field
goal, though.

Bro, how do you miss it? It must be
weird.

I would have put us on top, man.

Maybe we should have went for the two.

Come on, man.

I see no effort.

They have no clutch in there.

Right.

It's all about those clutch plays.

Dropping the fucking ball when it really
matters? Come on, man. Yeah, seriously.

You got to hold on to that shit.

That's the fun part. You paid millions
of dollars, and then they fucking... If

was out there, I'd be holding on to it.
Yeah.

I got some sticky fingers.

Come on, man.

Yo, after this thing, we should go out
and play some basketball. I'll kick y

'all's ass. Yeah.

I'm gonna attack you, bro.

I'm gonna lead from deep, bro. I cannot
miss. Yeah, dude.

I'm catching you in the paint, bro.

What are you guys, inspired to play
sports now?

Hell yeah. You know what we're talking
about.

Oh my gosh.

Honestly, that's the best way to learn.

You just gotta do it yourself.

Just learn by doing, right bro? Get
active. Hell yeah.

Just get out there and get it done.

Bro, he's gonna take that one home. Hell
yeah.

Yeah, bro, don't blink.

Whatever, bro.

I can't believe it.

Well, whatever.

I guess we'll have to wait next year.

Yeah, because your team fucking sucks,
bro.

Yeah, yeah. I'm a die -hard fan, but
hey. Hey, you got to be loyal, though.

Loyal to the soil.

Because, like, I'm going to be good all
the time, you know?

Don't want to be a bandwagon fucking
fan.

Nothing worse than that.

Hey,

New York's always fucking good.

Hey, bro, LA's always good. Get the fuck
out of here.

We're spending way more money than
yours.

Everybody loves LA.

Gotta give love to Vegas, too, though.

It's pretty much just a West Coast
thing.

Yeah? Fuck yeah.

Wet coat is the best coat.

I will not.

As long as my boy has the ball, dude.

Shit! Yes!

I don't want to watch this anymore, man.

Don't be sour, bud.

All right, all right, all right. Hold
up, hold up. It's almost commercial.

go back to the past.

Yeah, just give it up.

Just throw it in the towel, bro. Just
throw it in.

We've got to go to a game soon, right?
That would be great, man. That's a good

idea. You guys are down. That would be a
lot of fun. That's for sure.

Should it be boys night or should we
bring a girl?

Do you want to go?

We should find some cheese there.

Why don't you want to go? Come on, are
you having fun?

You're learning a lot right now. Yeah.

Come on now.

I can't lie.

It sounds like you're learning a lot.
You like hanging out with the boys.

You have it way too loud. And I really
should be going to sleep.

I have stuff to do in the morning. What
the fuck?

Oh my god, you're so lame.

What are you, a morning person? Shit,
fuck that. Stay up all night and have

You're too responsible.

Live a little bit. Yeah, come on.

You don't even know what's happening.

Uh -oh.

No? Uh -oh. Mm -mm.

It's all right.

Shit, she starts to understand.

Yeah, she'll come around.

We'll just keep making you watch these
games until you understand.

There's games every day. Yeah.

There's games every day. It's the right
time of year.

Yeah, I was so

happy when baseball started again.

Fuck yeah.

Oh my gosh. Yeah, for real. That was a
dot. That's one thing I'm happy about.

For sure, because I think my team's
gonna win the championship again.

Again.

Again. Hey, you know that. It's going to
the World Series again.

Shit, that repeat.

But yeah, open season was pretty good.

Yeah. Oh my gosh.

Spring training.

We picked up on the deadline.

We got some new players.

Yes, sir. Let's see some new young guys
for sure.

We got the number one first draft pick.

Oh, you guys are so gay. Yeah, that's
because you guys thought me so bad last

year. Fuck.

Hey,

we're going to fire our way to the top.
Like, real fucking G.

I always told girls to love guys who
play sports.

Love sports.

All the time.

Not all the time.

All the time.

I guess they love it when we play, just
not when we talk about it. What was

that?

Yeah, no, I completely understand.

Just give it some more time. You'll come
around.

Yeah, you'll probably enjoy sports. It
took me a while to get it through.

I mean, it sounds like you're starting
to get it.

I've done it?

Yeah.

100%. Oh, dude, I think we've got this
game in the bag.

Yes!

Oh my god, did you see that?

They're on a hot streak right now.

I don't know who's going to stop them.

Nobody.

Taking this all the way to the
championship.

I think we're going to go on a fat run.

A fat run?

That basically just means you win a
fight. Or is it a tight run?

Are the fights on after this?

Oh, that's a great idea, bro. Let's
watch the fight.

Hell yeah. I want to see someone get
stomped.

This is a great day, man. It really is.

Oh,

is it a rematch between freaking what's
-his -face?

He's trying to get the belt back?

I forgot, man.

I don't know, man. I don't think he's
going to win.

He's gonna win, bro. He's been training
his ass off. Do you see his training

camp video out loud? Dude, he's
undefeated, man. This is not gonna

There's no fucking way. It's just a
publicity stunt.

He's my favorite fighter.

I think he's gonna win. You know he
probably dropped the money on the game,

though. Motherfuckers living in Vegas.

Hell yeah. What a game.

Yeah, for real, bro. Let's throw the
fights on.

Yeah, dude. I'm so excited.

Hell yeah.

Dude, this night's gonna go on forever.

We're gonna be loud

What are you doing?

Aren't you happy?

It was a great game!

Trying to sleep.

I mean, we can see that, but she's
really missing out. I'm going to be

right now. We've got to tell you all
about what you missed.

We'll give you the play -by -play. That
was so good.

You left with the best part.

Fuck yeah. Why would I want to watch
people fight? You missed him get his

broken. Like, I haven't seen that much
blood come out of a human being's nose

my whole life. Isn't that kind of
awesome? She was crazy.

No, no, no, it was good. And then you
just run around like a scared little

bitch. Yeah, for real. Because his nose
hurt. I mean, I'd probably do the same

thing. What?

That makes no sense.

Yes, it does. Oh, my God, you weren't
there.

All right, we'll explain everything to
you.

So... Then there was the basketball
game, right? Because we switched back

and watched the end of the basketball
game. And it was almost over. And then

they came back and hit a three right at
the fucking buzzer.

That was like a half -court shot. Right?
Dude.

That's what you live for to see moments
like that. I don't know the terms. I

don't get it.

You don't know the terms?

Three -point.

That's when you make... Three fucking
points. It's kind of self -explanatory.

Yeah. The farther you shoot it from, the
more... You know how to count to three?

What kind of question is that?

Well, I mean... It's a fair question.

Of course I know how to count.

I feel like you definitely know how to
count to two, but I don't know about

three. Three's kind of high for her.
Three's way up there.

Coming from Blondie over here.

Pretty blonde for me.

I just want to

sleep.

Why wouldn't I want to sleep? I've been
up all morning, and now I have to clean

upstairs.

What I mean I heard your mom was gonna
come home and get you in trouble so I'm

just saying You scratch our backs we'll
scratch yours

Seriously, how did he hit that last
minute shot, bro? That shit was insane.

The buzzer beater, bro? Yeah, bro, like,
what is... They're going to make a

fucking documentary about that shit.
That game deserves a documentary.

That's why he's the GOAT.

The GOAT.

Fucking greatest of all time.

Oh, my God.

So fucking great.

I can't wait to watch the highlights
tomorrow.

It's going to be the next Michael.
You're going to watch more of it?

Yeah, the highlight reel's the best,
especially when you actually watch the

game. The best part.

We gotta remember all the creepy stuff
we saw. Yeah.

Nothing like a good refresher.

At the buzzer.

I'm gonna be dreaming about that tonight
while I sleep.

Dude.

One for the lifetime shot right there,
dude.

Yeah, I can't believe this shit
happened, man. That was great.

I know, bro.

What games are on tomorrow night,
though?

I don't know.

Hopefully some baseball.

Same thing tomorrow, guys?

Yeah.

You're going to be here to clean
tomorrow, right, sis?

No. You're definitely going to clean.

You're a part of the team now.

I'm not cleaning after you guys. I
didn't even do it today.

You wanted the boys to get to it. Yeah,
but you know you wanted to. That was the

thing. Mm -mm. Yeah.

You say mm -mm, but really.

Really, come on.

Why in the chaos would you be hanging
out with that still?

Yeah, girls love clean, right?

Isn't that the craziest thing?

I don't think I've ever met a guy that's
like, oh, yeah, I just love cleaning.

You know what I mean?

Not a guy that I liked. Like, nah.

Yeah.

Oh, dude, you missed the fight. That was
so good.

I don't know.

I thought they were going to call TKO
for sure, but they just let that

motherfucker get his ass kicked.

I know.

That's a very competitive decision. I
can't let him get his ass kicked.

Like, I didn't think he could see. No,
he probably couldn't. He was probably

just out there just throwing punches,
kicking his ass. He was running away.

That's what he was doing.

He was fighting for his life out there.
That's fucked up.

Hey, I mean, I'd do it too for that many
people.

That much money. For real.

How many millions did that motherfucker
get paid?

Bro, I think his sack was like, shit,
like 2 mil.

2 .5 mil. I'll take a broken nose for 2
.5 mil. You can have the octagon, man.

For a million dollars a million. Should
we all put the gloves on?

I think so.

You know,

some rounding, some light scoring.

Yeah. Don't get mad, man.

Don't get mad.

Don't get mad, man.

It's all fun and games.

I'll knock your ass out, though, if it
came to it. Oh, my gosh.

You guys are going to fight each other
now? We might.

Boy, you want a box?

Boys will be boys. Yeah, I'll box.

Oh, you want a box? Yeah, I'll box. All
right. Knock your ass out. I think

she'll whoop your ass, dude.

I think she might not get that boxing. I
think she might have some moves.

You think you can take all three of us?

Mm -mm.

Mm -mm. I think she can at least take
two of us at once. At boxing or what?

I mean, that's what I was thinking.

I don't think she even knows the rules
to play football.

She's such a girl. She's all yes or no
questions.

Give it some depth and thought. Come on.

You think I want to talk to you guys?

I mean, you have to.

After you woke me up. Get over it.

I don't have to. We don't have to leave
you alone either. We're just going to

keep bugging you and bugging you and
bugging you.

You guys are annoying.

Yes, we are.

Annoying? That's me.

Don't you think?

Oh, you wouldn't have it any other way.
You guys are making me clean up your

mess. You know you're having fun. You
know you fucking like it. Trying to be

friends. We could all be friends.

Just saying.

Trying to be friends.

You're such a good sister.

You guys are being sarcastic and I don't
like it.

Sarcastic?

I've always got an attitude.

Yeah. You need to be more positive.
Because you're always waking me up. You

don't think we're having a good time
with you?

Sarcasm is sarcasm.

If you can't beat them, join them.

You know what I'm saying?

No. I was told if you bully somebody,
you like them.

That's how I show my, you know. Yeah,
just a little light to you.

Exactly.

Now,

if I'm nice to you, that probably means
I don't like you.

Oh, she got quiet now. She doesn't say
anything.

She knows we're right.

Whatever.

Yeah, whatever.

season is going to turn out, man.

It's going to be so great, dude. We go
to the championship for sure.

It's crazy, dude. Hell yeah.

We'll see. We'll see. I'm excited.

It always stresses me out, man. Yeah,
you think it's going to happen?

That part.

Oh, you were too.

That part.

Oh, man.

Best you can hope for now is another
number one draft pick.

Hey, man, we're trying to get some
trades.

We're trying to make that happen. I feel
like they do that shit on purpose.

You know, like, it's the end of the
season, and they're like, okay, we're

going to play bad on purpose so that we
can get a good pick.

We need the next, you know, GOAT.

That dude's about to retire, you feel
me? It's his last year.

He's got some longevity to that team.

Someone's going to have to be next.

Oh,

we're going to see how the next drop
goes.

You guys never talk about anything else.

No, why would we?

There's so many sports out there.

Baseball, football, basketball, hockey,
where they play with sticks.

You get what I'm saying?

I guess.

It's pretty crazy.

Like I said, if we're not getting our
dicks wet, we're talking about sports.

It's the only thing that's important to
me.

Sometimes I talk about sports while I'm
getting my dick wet. Really?

No way.

That's crazy.

You never did that before, huh? Not a
pillow?

Nah. Never.

Lucky.

Well, you gotta try it sometime, man.
I'll think about it, man.

We'll see.

Try to find someone who's cool enough to
do that.

I feel like we should quiz her about
sports.

Well, that's true. All right.

What's a false start? How many yards?

I don't know.

I'm sorry. I didn't understand what you
said.

Can you say it one more time? How many
times? I don't know.

That's not the right answer. Sorry. Try
again.

Why would I know that?

Just guess. You just watched the whole
game. What's a field goal?

Do you know what that is? That's pretty
simple. What's a field goal? What's a

field goal? How many points?

I don't know. Three?

See? She got one. Yeah, actually.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

How many points is a safety? You do
know.

I don't know.

A safety?

Yeah. I don't even know what that means.

Shit, right?

Two. Dangerous. There's different types
of scoring.

A bunch of different kinds of scoring.
Yeah. Different kinds of scoring.

Great.

Which court does the touchdown come
from?

Do you know that?

How many points is a home run?

Right, that one. What is that?

Home run?

I know what a home run is. Dewey,
though, we're going to have to hang out

whole lot more. There's way more
options, so you don't embarrass us when

out.

Hey, how about when my boy hit that walk
-off grand slam, though?

To win it all?

To win the series? Dude, that was so
good. Hell yeah.

Championship.

That's what I'm doing, man. That's why
we're going to do it again.

We got the best player in the league
right now. Can you imagine being at that

game? I was there.

What? I was there. No. I was there.
What? How did you get the money for

Shit.

Oh, my God.

We made it happen, man. That's all I'm
saying.

That's all I'm saying.

That was about the history right there.

Making history.

Can you tell us about her story?

My story?

Yeah, you got one too.

What are you guys even talking about?

You gotta, you know, just tell it.

What are you into? We're talking about
sports all the time.

I'm into sports.

I'm a girl. I like makeup.

How about cheerleading?

Cheerleading's cool.

Cheerleading's cool?

Do you do gymnastics?

No. I can see that.

You can't see me doing gymnastics or not
doing gymnastics.

Well, isn't that the thing? Like, all
the cheerleaders used to do gymnastics.

Yeah, but she said she didn't do it.

Well, she said cheerleading's cool, so,
you know.

Dude, she's a girl. They never make
sense. What do you expect?

For sure, though.

You know what doesn't make sense? You
missed that fucking field goal, dude.

You need a new picker.

Definitely need a new picker.

That guy fucking sucks.

How many missed field goals have you had
this season?

Man,

I don't know. We need to definitely
check him out, though.

Yeah.

All that money they got.

You would think it'd be easy.

Yo, that dinner was pretty good, huh?

Them wings, that pizza.

Oh, yeah. Shit, I'm full. You fucking
messed up there. Oh, I know.

Sorry. Yeah, you missed the wings.

You laughed.

right as the pizza showed up. Yeah, it
was so good.

What did we get?

Sausage pizza? Something like that?

Sausage and pepperoni?

Hey, you missed all the meat, girl.

What?

We got the meat lover special. We know
you love meat.

You're stuck in your face.

We got the stuffed crust.

Stuffed crust.

That was crazy.

You like it too stuffed, don't you?

What are you talking to me?

Yeah, I'm talking to you.

You don't like stuffed crust?

Or do you like it double stuffed?

Yeah, she likes it double stuffed for
sure.

Cat got your tongue? What's wrong?

Don't talk with your mouth full.

So, you want me to talk or no?

I want you to talk, yeah.

Answer the question.

What's your favorite kind of Oreo?

Favorite kind of Oreo?

Double stuffed, bro.

Is she even paying attention? What's she
doing down there?

Trying to go to bed.

What do you mean I've been trying to go
to bed?

Oh, you're so lazy.

Who's lazy? How is that poorly?

Because you're just trying to go to bed
all the time.

What?

Yeah, stay up with the boys.

Come on now. Clean up after us. Fuck.

You know we're gonna annoy you all
fucking night. Yeah, I can tell.

I just wanna go to sleep.

Can't let you do that.

It's not the night's not over yet. Yeah.

We're not even done with our commentary
on all three of those fucking games.

What do you mean?

Right.

Oh my gosh.

I'm laughing at this, but... Well...
Yeah.

Well...

It was hella boring when you were there.
And then you left, and then... Things

popped up. It was, yeah.

There was, like, so much peace and
serenity. No complaint.

No being called annoyed.

And there was wings and pizza.

What would I love?

Man, aren't you hungry?

How did you get to sleep without dinner?
That's crazy. Yeah, for real. Yeah.

No one told me there was pizza.

Hey sis, will you give me a back rub
before we go to bed though? I'm super

You're kidding me. Come on. You're
kidding.

Come on.

You don't give back rubs?

She does.

She does.

The correct answer is uh -huh. Uh -huh.

She does.

She does.

Uh -huh. She definitely does.

I can tell.

Yeah, you want to be a good sister,
don't you?

I want a back rub, too. Fuck.

She'll give us all back rubs. We'll make
it. Yeah.

Mm -mm.

Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah. I heard uh -uh, but I feel
like you wanted to say uh -huh. It's the

hospitality, yeah. Yeah.

You're your guest. You're not my guest.
Come on.

Mom's out of town.

Someone's got to clean up after us.
Yeah, you need to be nice.

What are you talking about? These are
your friends, not mine.

You need to be nice to my friends.

We'd appreciate it. Yeah, seriously.

Come on, we're teaching you about
sports. It's the least you could do.

You just barely taught me anything. I
still don't get it.

How? We taught you everything that we
know.

Yeah, this knowledge doesn't come for
free.

You should be appreciative.

Any back rubs?

Maybe a foot rub?

Something. Anything.

Also, I want to go fight right now, but
I don't know if I'm going to be able to

sleep until we do that boxing match. All
right. I'll give you. I owe it to you,

man. I'll give you one.

We've got a few rounds in. We're going
to go out there.

Got to finish off teaching her not some
sports before she goes off to bed.

Yeah, when can I go to bed?

When you show us that you've learned
something.

Yeah, right after the boxing match.

Lean around.

fit with you through all those games and
you didn't learn a thing. How is that

possible? I wasn't even there for the
whole time.

Well, you should have been.

Exactly.

I mean, you didn't even accomplish
anything. You said you were going to go

sleep. And here you are, not sleeping.

No.

Well, you guys woke me up.

Woke you up?

Yeah. We didn't do anything.

I was right here. We appreciate him. You
were hiding under the covers. Yeah. You

weren't sleeping.

How is that not the thing? Not the
thing. Nah, cold bullshit.

What?

What? Did you think we were born
yesterday or something? Did you think

done? Yeah.

What would you do if we weren't here to
annoy you?

You know you'd miss us.

I'd miss you a lot more if you weren't
here.

No.

I'm just saying.

We're your friends. We don't see anybody
else here hanging out.

You're part of the group.

Yeah, for sure.

Your steps, this is pretty cool, man.

I mean, all she does is complain. I
don't know what you guys are talking

Then leave me alone.

No, we can't do that.

It'd be easier if you just joined the
parade on it. Yeah.

I don't know. She went along with it
kind of boring, honestly.

I think that's a big part of it. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

She'd miss us.

Who else would mess with her?

I'm sorry, what'd you say?

Did you say something?

No, I did not.

It definitely sounded like she was
trying to say something.

No. No?

Are you sure?

Speak your mind.

Say whatever you've got to say.

I wish I

could have been there

at that game, though.

Oh, my gosh.

Do you imagine seeing that in person?

Jeez, dude.

I couldn't. Yeah.

I'm telling you, man. They're going to
make a movie about that shit. If I saw

that in real life, I would have jumped
onto the field after the game.

Yeah.

That's the moment every athlete dreams
about.

Clutch.

I'm like coming in clutch.

Captain Clutch, for sure.

Captain Clutch. That's what they used to
call me back in my day.

Bro,

no one ever called you Captain Clutch,
bro.

I was just saying, man.

I was just saying, I'll hit some pretty
big shots when we need them most. What

do you think?

Is it only Captain Clutch?

Nah, bro, you're full of shit.

Alright, I'll remember that name when I
get back. Next time, not on your team.

You're gonna see.

You guys got this.

Talk too much. You don't talk enough.

What?

What?

I couldn't understand what you were
saying. You guys are so annoying.

You like it, though.

I can tell by the look in her eye. I can
tell she likes it. She'd be sounding a

little choked up, honestly.

That's how much she loves it.

She must be a little nervous. Yeah,
she's speechless. She loves it so much.

I mean, that's like our purpose in life,
right?

Like... We were put here... Men.

We were put here to annoy the females.

Yeah. Yeah.

Does that make sense?

A little bit. It makes a lot of sense.
Because I enjoy it, so it makes sense.

It's like the symbol for a man, you
know? It's like a point, because we're

supposed to, like, annoy you.

get under your skin and then a woman is
like to receive it you know like

symbolically you know what I mean no you
said uh

uh but I feel like I heard uh huh
they're really similar

it's just like two different
perspectives

you know

See who's coming up in that boxing
match?

Dude. Oh, that's going to be a great
heavyweight fight, for sure.

Hey, dude. I can't wait. I forgot about
that.

That shit was crazy.

I still can't get over that fucking
broken nose, dude.

It was, dude.

That's what's going to happen. Straight
to the nose, right?

Yeah.

Did you see his eyes turned purple right
after, too?

It was crazy.

That shit was crazy.

Yeah, they were trying to stop the
bleeding, but that shit was not

I just want to go to sleep.

No, not yet.

We're not done.

Yeah. One.

What do you mean one? One.

You didn't even get all the answers
right. You got one answer right.

One.

We're quizzing you.

One.

All right, I got another

one. What does it mean when they say
offsides?

Oh, man. Come on. This is an easy one.

What?

Do you know what an interception is?

Sure.

It's when the other team catches the
ball.

Simple.

Oh, my gosh.

For what?

To get possession so they can score.

They throw it to the guy on the wrong
team.

Happens all the time.

And then everyone, cheers, and the
reception.

Oh, cheers.

Okay.

I think she likes learning about this
shit. Yeah, she definitely does.

I would definitely say that.

Why would you say that?

You were shaking the bed. You were so
excited. I don't know. I just feel like

you really liked what you were hearing.

Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

Yeah. My bad.

Tell your sister to apologize tomorrow.
Yeah, apologize to my friend.

My bad. Okay.

You gotta quit being rude to her, guys.

That was such a sweet way to say it.
Yeah.

Yeah.

See?

Now she's really listening. I feel like
she's really taking these things in. She

definitely is. She's starting to think.

Yeah. I think you're starting to like
sports, sis, huh?

Yeah.

Not really.

Are you sure?

Uh -huh.

I'm not really playing the sport right
now.

It's like a feeling that you have to
nurture.

It'll grow inside you.

You know what I mean?

That's exactly what I'm talking about.

I feel like she's really learning
something.

Definitely learning something.

Yeah.

I mean, it sounds like it.

See,

she said uh -huh. When are you guys
leaving?

Well, we're sleeping in the bunk bed
tonight. This is my room.

You got the bunk bed for a reason.

You know I like the top bunk.

You guys saw the Olympics coming soon?

Fuck yeah, dude.

USA's gonna win it this year.

Because we got the best athletes in the
entire world. Yeah.

Because we got more money than
everybody.

Right.

I just

can't

believe we made it through, man.

Bro, for real, you could not miss
tonight. It's like you had a magnet on

ball. Dude, I think he was like 90 %
from the field. You know how crazy that

That was the climax of the night, man.
Like,

four out of five minutes to read.

Yeah, he popped hot as well.

He deserved it.

But, oh man.

We'll see.

That was a lot of self -competition.

Always.

It's a big league, man.

Especially.

You can ask me how you felt about it,
but you didn't watch.

You were too busy complaining the whole
time.

Do you know what MVP means?

Nah, she doesn't know what it means.
What do those three letters stand for?

Who is hero?

That's right.

She got that one right.

Did I?

Yeah. Okay.

I think she said most audible.

I thought it was like, who cares?

Oh.

For sure, bro. Yeah, we can teach them
about sports too, don't worry.

We won't embarrass them.

You embarrass me all the time.

But you like it.

Yes, you do. I like it.

Don't even fucking try and lie right
now. You like it.

Come on. That's why you always come
bother us when we're watching you. I

come bother you. I told you to shut the
fuck up.

Same thing.

But if we didn't give you something to
complain about, then what would you be

doing for real?

Sleeping.

Maybe. We'd love to complain.

You would not rather be doing this right
now. Hanging out with us.

Just talking.

Literally. Just straight chilling.

You getting tired out there, Ryan, or
what?

Don't sleep in my bed, please. Yeah.

You know you want me to sleep in your
bed.

You can stay on the top of it. Hey, you
can make me breakfast in the morning,

too. Hell yeah.

Yeah, I'm getting pretty tired.

I'm going to call it soon.

Yeah, I guess you can go to bed, sis.

You ready?

Yes. All right.

Can you sing me a lullaby?

Yeah. I'm not singing you a lullaby.
Come on. It's the only thing I can sing.

Come on.

Sing him a lullaby.

Are you guys ready to go to the park
later or what?

Yeah. The park?

Yeah. The park.

Yeah, I'm seriously ready to... Oh, no.
We gotta fly, bro.

I'll leave you getting out of this one.

We'll let you get some sleep, you know.
We'll get out of here now. All right,

yeah, go lay down. Seriously, you've
been being annoying all day. I can't

it. I can't stand it. Talk to you
another second. Like, seriously, you're

annoying, sis. Go lay down. Please.
You've been bothering us all day. We're

watching sports again. You better learn
something. We're having a party. Yeah,

we're not learning shit.

Go lay down.

All right, come on. Yeah.

The party keeps going.

You ready for this? We'll see you back
after the party, sis.

Not bikini.