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Hey sis. Hey

My boyfriend's coming over for dinner tonight, so I need you to be on your best behavior

Okay. Don't do any shenanigans. Don't, just don't be weird

Okay. Um, you know what? I think you should just stay in your room until dinner's ready

Yeah, sure. Whatever

Oh, I'm gonna be on my best behavior

Dad, this is Nade

Heard a lot about you

Hopefully a good thing

Oh yeah, nothing but

Yeah, great, great

Well, I think you guys have a lot to catch up on, so I'm gonna go finish dinner

Perfect, sweet. Thank you

So where you from?

Um, just from a couple towns over, just right around here

Nice, local boy

Yeah

So am I. Born and raised

Oh, cool

Yeah, never really left this block

Like ever?

Yeah, a few times I've left the block. Little errands, jury duty, that kind of thing

Oh

For the most part, I try to stay close to home

Oh, sweet. Yeah, I mean, it's a really nice place

Thank you so much

Yeah

Yeah, my dad built it by hand

Oh, cool

Yeah

Yeah, he did a great job

I agree, yeah

Hi

Oh, hey, this is my other daughter, Penelope

I'm Penelope

Hi, nice to meet you

Nice to meet you, too

So, what are your intentions with my other daughter?

Oh, I mean, I think she's like the greatest

Agreed

I hope we, you know, just make each other happy and support each other and, yeah

Yeah

Yeah

I love that

Thanks

Yeah

So you're a sports guy?

Yeah, yeah, I love sports

Yeah, who doesn't?

Yeah, they're cool

Yeah, I keep meaning to check them out

Yeah

I hear that they're a great source of conversation

I just haven't really gotten into them

You haven't really, really watched any?

No, no, I'm too scared

Oh

Yeah

Oh

I'm an empath, so when I watch people get hurt, I hurt, you know?

Uh-huh

I get tired watching them run around

So the whole idea of it, it just kind of stresses me out because I think about the pressures of trying to win a championship

You ever feel that?

Oh, yeah, definitely

Yeah

So what do you watch?

Um, I kind of just make up stories in my head, and I let those kind of play out on the loop

I'm a big imagination guy

Oh

How about you?

I mean, imagination's really cool

You know, I like watching, like, all sorts of stuff

Yeah

That's really great

I think I'm a pretty versatile guy when it comes to that

That's awesome

What are you watching lately?

Anything really catch your eye?

Um, no, not really

Not anything lately

Nothing I should check out?

Oh, definitely not

Okay

Oh

Well, if you think anything that you're watching that you think I should watch, you let me know

Definitely will do

Cool

I appreciate that

Yeah

So what else do you three do around here?

Ooh, that is a great question

Um, I'm not great with short-term memory, so it's tough to say exactly

I do know I need to use the restroom, though, if you'll excuse me

So, um, Penelope, would you mind just entertaining him while I'm gone?

Yes, Daddy

Awesome

Thank you, sweetheart

I'll make him feel at home

What are you doing?

You're my girlfriend's sister

Oh, you don't like what you saw?

I mean, I can't really even answer that

I didn't really see anything

Maybe I can come over there and give you a closer look

Um, no

Like I just said, you're my girlfriend's sister

This is seriously messed up

This is just a fun little game that we're going to play to get to know each other

I don't want to hug you

I don't want to hug you

I don't want to hug you

I know my sister's a prude

She probably won't even let you touch one of her kids

I don't want to hug you

Dinner's ready

You're going to get me in trouble

You'll be mine

Yeah

So tell me, you never did tell me, how did you guys meet?

We met at the carnival, actually

Oh, nice

Yeah, um, we were playing bumper cars and I was just driving around and then, uh, she

bumped into me, uh, she bumped into me really hard and, uh, got my attention

That's my girl

Yeah

That's my move

Yeah

Yeah

I've seen quite a few lawsuits

Still got some whiplash, I think

Yeah

I got a brace you can borrow if you want

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, I can loan you one

Cool

Yeah

Yeah

That was like a dream

Yeah

I'm happy for you kids

Thanks so much

Young love

Yeah

Beautiful

Uh-huh

Thanks for, uh, thanks for welcoming me into your home

Oh, of course

What a, like, she made us a great dinner

She sure did, yeah

This is the Carlin family recipe here

This is our traditional feast

Oh, yeah

Yeah

Quite a, quite the feast

Yeah

So, is it true I hear you're a bit of a baseball stud?

Uh-huh

Um, I used to, I used to play for, like, school, and I play with my friends sometimes still

yeah

Cool

Yeah, he's really good, actually

He's, he's just humble

Uh-huh

Uh, I heard it's really hard

I've heard that, too

I mean, yeah, kind of

Um, yeah, sometimes

Sometimes

Yeah, it could get, it could get hard

What's hard about it?

Like, getting to home base?

Um, yeah, you know, it's a, it's not a, it's not always an easy, an easy game, but

He makes it to home base all the time

Well, that's great

I love a guy who doesn't back down from a challenge

Oh, yeah, I mean, I, I always try to, you know, do my best, and, thanks, babe

Oh, I dropped my fork

Well, be careful, sweetie

Yeah, so, um, so, do you know who's, uh, playing tonight?

I actually don't

I just know that there's a game, and I was kind of hoping you could guide me through it a little bit

Oh, um, yeah, I could, uh, I could show you the, the ropes and

Awesome

Let you know how it's, you know, played and all that stuff

Thank you so much

Yeah, of course

It's the least I could do for you, letting me into your home and letting me, uh, date your amazing daughter

The pleasure is all mine

Yeah, thanks

It's been absolutely delightful having you

Would love to have you stick around and, and kind of teach me how life works

Oh, yeah

Baseball-wise

Yeah, I mean, it's the least I can do

You, uh, raised two great daughters, so

Thank you

Yeah, thank you

So, uh, yeah, this is delicious

Isn't it?

Yeah

So yummy

You said it's a family recipe?

Yeah

Oh, cool

Yeah, we have this every night

Oh, wow

You know, consistency is key, they say

That's what I, I've always said that

Yeah

I've always said that

Oh, cool

You just read my mind

Oh, great

I'm, I'm really happy that we're, you know, we're all getting along

I see what you see in him

I have two

I do

Don't you?

Do you see what she sees in him?

Because I do

I like him

You like him?

I know exactly what she sees in him

Yeah

Oh, sweet

Well, you guys are all, you know, all so welcoming

I choked for a second

You okay?

Yeah

What'd you choke on?

A piece of meat

Oh

Oh, the chicken

You gotta carve the chicken up

Remember to carve the chicken

I'll, I'll keep that in mind next time

We need it thin for the soup

It should be almost, like, thinner than the soup itself

Got it

So, like, watery

It should be a chicken paste

Yeah, you just want it to kind of almost be like salt grains

Yeah

Like that

That reminds me of when we would visit Grandma in the nursing home

In Jesus' name I pray

Amen

Rest in peace

Amen

You guys ready to watch the game?

Amen

Yeah, let's do it

Game time

What are you doing?

Don't worry

They're heavy sleepers

It's okay

Still, it's messed up

I'm dating your sister

I love your sister

You're hard for me

So what?

It doesn't mean I like it

Yeah

Oh

Oh

Oh

Be sure

Be sure

They're not going to wake up

They're not going to wake up

Stop

I don't know if this is a good idea

They're not going to wake up

You sure?

Yeah

Oh

Oh, yeah, come with me

Oh

Oh

I

Not a prude like my sister

Oh

Oh my god, so fucking good

You're so fucking good at this

Oh, yes

You should work harder, they won't hear us

You're so hot

Oh, yes

Oh, let me turn around

Let me turn around

Oh, yes

Oh, that's good

Just like that

Oh, yes

Oh, yes

Oh, yes

Oh, yes

You're a pink pussy, baby

Oh, yes

Oh, fuck

Oh, Jesus

Oh, baby

Oh

Oh

Yeah, baby, come taste it

Come taste it

Taste your pussy, baby

I'll stroke it while you suck it

While you suck it

Oh, fuck

Oh, yes

Oh, so good

Oh, yes

Oh, yes

Oh, baby

Oh, yes

Oh, yes

Oh, bring this up a little higher for me

Yeah, right there

Oh, fuck

Oh, fuck

Oh, yes

Oh, yes

I'm gonna cum

I'm cumming

Oh, yes

Oh

Right there

Right there

Oh, my God

Oh, yes

Mm-hmm

Oh, yes

Oh, my God

Oh, fuck

Oh, yes, right there

Right there

Mm-hmm

Mm-hmm

Mm-hmm

Mm-hmm

Oh, fuck

Oh, yes

Oh, fuck

Right back there

Mm-hmm

Mm-hmm

Mm-hmm

Mm-hmm

Mm-hmm

Mm-hmm

Mm-hmm

Mm-hmm

Mm

Uh! Uh! Uh!

Uh! Uh!

Uh!

Uh!

Oh!

Oh, yeah

Oh, fuck

Will you promise not to tell

your sister about this?

Uh-huh. I promise

That was a lot of calm

We should probably get dressed, right?

Yeah

We should go back out there before they wake up

Okay