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I don't know what to do.

I don't know.

I just went to work.

That's my wife.

And that's my wife, 28 years old.

I don't have a child yet.

She says she'll have sex at the end of the month, and it'll be over in about

five minutes.

There's no taste, and if my wife gives birth, that's it.

My wife talks to me about everything.

なぜこの私にそんなことまでしゃべるのか。 私と嫁はできちまっているからだ。

行くところまで行った男女はこんなことをたわいもなくかわしてしまう。

何も知らぬは亭主だけ。

女という生き物は結構節操のない生き物だ。

亭主の親父だろうとうまいこと勝ち寝こいちまえば、

あとはずるずると深みにはまることなんだ。 I don't think so.

Anyway, my wife and I are done.

Miami.

I don't know what you're doing.

Kana -chan!

It's itchy!

Please do something!

My body is itchy!

My body hurts!

Sit over there!

Where do you want to buy it?

I want to buy it.

Yes, yes, yes.

Let me see.

Here?

How is it?

How is it?

Is it a little better now?

It really smells like your body.

Do you want me to wash it?

Please wash it for me.

I don't know why, but he's so handsome.

He's a real man.

Do you think so, Mom?

Yeah, I think so.

He's

sexy,

isn't he? His chest hair.

Do you think so, Mom?

Yoshinobu, I'm going to wash this place.

Kata, you're making me feel good.

I'm going to wash it.

Wash it.

Yoshinobu, chokura

I'll kill you here.

Yoshinobu Yoshinobu

Hey, Yoshinobu, put this in your mom's room.

Is it okay to put it in, mom?

It's okay.

Yoshinobu, please make Mom feel better.

Watashi no kimochiyoku shite.

. .

.

.

Don't talk to anyone.

If you talk to anyone, you won't get away with it.

Who would talk to someone like that?

It's ridiculous.

If that's the case, it's fine.

You're a stupid idiot.

Even so, you're a fool.

You and your mom were together.

Hey, Kaz, where are you going? I'm going to your place.

Why my place?

I have something to tell you.

What is it?

Can't you come back here for a while?

I was thinking of going to the department store's bargain sale.

Do it tomorrow.

But the bargain sale is over today.

It's okay.

Let's go back. Let's go back.

I was going to go to Burger King, but I don't have time.

So,

what are you talking about?

How's your body?

It's a mess.

I have a fever, I smoke,

and I drink too.

It's a mess.

How about over there?

What do you mean?

It's a mess.

It's a mess.

It's a mess.

Poor thing.

Did you come to tell me that?

No, I didn't.

How many years has it been since you got divorced?

Two years.

Is it that long?

Well, it's about time for you to think about remarriage.

Hey, that doesn't make any sense.

What do you mean?

You look pretty strong.

Strong? You mean over there?

Yes. Do I look like that?

You do.

How do you know?

You can tell by looking at me.

I have eyes and body.

Do you want to try?

You can do that?

Of course I can, if that's what you want.

Is that what you want?

By the way, what's a flower?

Momo -chan came to say goodbye.

You say that a lot.

Look at me.

I'm a woman.

Try it.

I said it was a joke.

You can go home.

It's not that easy.

I like Momo.

I don't know what to do.

I'm in trouble.

I've been waiting for you for a long time.

You're so mean.

Let me put it in your stomach.

It's okay, right?

I don't want to.

You're such a good father.

Momo -chan, let me put it in your stomach.

Let me put it in, let me put it in. That's what I said.

I was talking to Nathan.

Stop it. It's embarrassing.

Momo, you're so annoying.

I told you to let me go.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

Shizue, bring me a cup of tea.

Grandpa, I'll leave the tea here.

Take care of it.

Mmm. Mmm.

I was looking at everything.

You're such a jerk.

Stop it.

I'm not Vinter.

Kichi!

Don't talk to her like that.

I got it!

What's wrong, Kiki?

What are you doing?

What's wrong with you?

Why are your cheeks so red?

Come here!

Come here! Come

here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come

here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come

here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come

here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come

here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come

here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come

here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come

here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come

here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come

here! Come

I got you a condom.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't

know.

My younger daughter is in high school now.

I don't know what to do with her.

Otaku is good, isn't it?

Everyone is excellent.

It's hard, isn't it?

To have a child.

I think I can do it.

I'm going to work.

See you later.

Does it feel good to be touched like this?

Yeah, yeah.

I did it.

Manco, try licking it.

I licked it.

Did you lick it?

I licked it!

I want to cry.

Doesn't it hurt?

It doesn't hurt.

Onii -chan's is bigger.

I did it.

Onii -chan.

What does it feel like to be beaten by two men?

Something's wrong with me.

I'm a pervert.