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-We´re moving where?
-Everwood, Colorado.

-Where´s that?
-Colorado, moron.

How´d you know
I was from New York?

That new doctor,
he´s your father, right?

You are aware that we already
have a family doctor in town?

You´re the other doctor!
How are you? I´m Andy Brown.

Amy, tell him why you´re
hanging out with him.

Remind me and my tired feet,
just why it is

that you´re offering this
thankless town free medicine?

I´m nuts.

Mom would never
have done this to us!

She never would´ve
moved us here!

-Don´t be so sure of that!
-I knew her. You didn´t.

You were never around.
We just tolerated you.

-That´s good. What else you got?
-Wish you´d died instead of her!

-Do you have a boyfriend?
-Yes.

Ephram Brown, meet Colin Hart.

When it comes to my sister,
Amy, I´m a genius.

And she´s playing you, dude.

Soon as she gets your
daddy fixing up Colin,

she´s not gonna
look at you anymore.

You want me to ask
my dad to help Colin?

If you could just talk to him.

I´ll ask him.

Thank you.

Where´s dad? I want dad.

He´ll be home soon.
Here, lie down.

Seven-year-old boys
who can´t breathe

trump little girls
with nightmares.

Yes, in my profession they do.

In the medical profession
or in the crappy father one?

You asked your father,
didn´t you?

He said no.

I mean, you can´t really
begrudge the guy.

He wants to get outta the brain
business. Start a new life.

I wish I could tell you
everything´s gonna be okay.

What I do know is that all
we have now is each other.

I need your help
raising your sister.

She gets us.

GIRL:
Hi, Eric.

IRV: Folks move to the country
for lots of reasons:

Clean air.

Better schools.

Stores where you don´t have
to fake a heart attack...

...to get
a salesperson´s attention.

And diners like this one.

You really ought to take
a squeegee to these menus.

That or serve them
as an appetizer.

I´ll take that under
advisement, Andy.

Too late to change
to baked potatoes?

How many nights can you feed
your kids French fries...

...without crossing over
into that bad-parent zone?

No problem. Three bakers,
on the fly!

Where´s the kitchen, Pittsburgh?

Simon only hears
out of his left ear.

What´s happened
to his right one?

He doesn´t have a right one.

Just think, a year ago
I was sitting,

perusing the menu at Le Cirque.

Now I´m waiting for three
blue-star roast-beef specials...

...cooked by one-eared Simon.

That´s funny, but I´m eight
and a half months pregnant.

I laugh at things
when I´m lying down.

You should be.
You´re about to deliver.

What´s the matter, Mama Joy
won´t give you time off?

Well, she´s not really
in a position to.

She´s been dead for 20 years.

Doesn´t hurt to ask.

Mama Joy´s is actually
owned and operated...

...by Mama Joy´s nephew,
Art. Thanks.

Oh, so actually,
Mama Joy is Aunt Joy.

And Aunt Joy
is actually Gertrude Smaltz...

...but nobody found
that appetizing.

Maybe I´ll go with
a different side.

Is there anything
besides baked or fried?

Yes, there is.

Mashed.

Now get outta here.
Your kids are starving.

-Edna, why did you do that?
-Oh, forget it.

He´s just gonna have
to be a part of this.

Nina Feeney.

This is your first
official baby shower.

-Surprise.
WOMEN: Surprise.

BRENDA:
Oh, bless your heart.

-You really didn´t know.
-Oh, you shouldn´t have.

EDNA: That´s what I told them.
Just try to make the best of it.

No, I can´t accept these gifts.

BRENDA: Don´t worry. They´re not
for you, they´re for the baby.

This is not my baby.

Ha. Right, and these
aren´t my thighs.

But somehow I
woke up one morning

and had to give up spandex.

No, you don´t understand. I--

I´m carrying this baby
for someone else.

Do you know
what she´s talking about?

[SIGHS]

PAGE: Ooh, here comes geek boy.
AMY: You guys are awful.

PAGE: Bye.
-Later, guys.

Hey, Ephram.

Boy, can I clear
a hallway or what?

Kayla and Page.
They´re allergic to anyone...

...who´s not at the top two
popularity percentile.

I´m only 98 percent short.

Friends of yours?

Those legs belong to Baryshnikov
and Twyla Tharp.

Cut it out of a dance magazine.
You like?

Sure. Where´s the rest of them?

I dig legs. So what´s up?

Looked like you wanted
to ask me something.

I do. Um....

I was wondering if you...

...uh, were gonna do the reading

for Mr. Donnelly´s
class at lunch.

I heard he might
be throwing a pop quiz.

-I wanted to warn you.
-I´m prepared.

Thank you. See you later.

You could always
get calf implants.

There´s a doctor
down in Denver...

...who evidently works miracles
on men with chicken legs.

Wendell.

This is the part
where you shake my hand?

If you´re looking to get your
picture in her locker...

...you´re going
about it all wrong.

The school knows Amy worships

at the shrine of Coma Boy
every weekend.

If you wanna break her of the
habit, you´re gonna need help.

-Well, not yours.
-I provide a service.

One that you might
find beneficial...

...in your doomed,
albeit noble, romantic pursuit.

-What are you talking about?
-You´ll see, Brown.

I´m just finishing your dossier.

Give me time to work out
the finer details,

then I´ll call you with a plan.

Everything´s treatable, but the
blood pressure concerns me.

Don´t you worry
about that. Ahem.

It´ll drop the second
I´m out of here.

-Why, do I make you nervous?
-You, no. Edna, yes.

We went steady
in the fifth grade.

She introduced me
to hickeys and shoplifting.

Right. Walter, I wanna see you
back here in a couple of weeks.

Doc. I can´t make
this a regular thing.

Not if you won´t take my money.

If you don´t fancy
a box of steaks,

least you can do
is enjoy my boat.

-It´s very kind of you, Walter--
-Everyone needs an escape.

Everwood´s enough
of an escape for me.

You´ll need to get out now and
then. My Sea Breeze is a beaut.

Docked at Lake Tasha,
prettiest in the county...

...surrounded by 2052 acres
of evergreen bliss.

It´s a little slice of heaven.

BRENDA: It´s important.
Excuse me.

And take some bug spray.

BRENDA:
Hello?

We need to talk, Dr. Brown.

Now.

[KIDS CHATTERING]

That´s my bench.

Can´t we share it?

Anyway, the point is...

...that Nina and the child
share no genetic material.

Her body essentially
incubates and nourishes.

Well, how does Nina´s husband
feel about all this nourishing?

-I imagine he´s fine with it.
-Fine?

Would you let
your wife go do....

I am so sorry.
That just slipped out.

Brenda, if you´ll excuse me, I
have a lot of patients waiting.

Nina has to be doing
this for money.

They must be financially ruined.

I say that you and I
co-chair a fundraiser.

Get the community to pitch in,
and raise enough money...

...she can buy herself out of
the contract and keep the baby.

That´s not an option.
Where are my patients?

Then we´ll raise
double the money.

Forget bake sale,
think Monte Carlo night.

Brenda, this doesn´t
concern me and you.

Nina´s not a patient of mine.
She´s just my neighbor.

Doctor, we´re all neighbors
here in Everwood.

We look after each other.

If you wanna be one
of our beloved healers--

This has nothing
to do with healing.

When you have another medical
question feel free to come back.

In fact, mail it.

Here you go, Chet.

GARY:
This, uh....

Keep the change.

Gary, you catch
trout for a living.

Since when can you afford
to give me a $20 tip?

No, keep it.

Well, thank you.

So, what can I
get for you today?

Is this spot taken, doctor?

Oh, that it were.

You know...

...I´ve never eaten lunch
here before, just dinner.

You eat here every day?

I used to.

-Is that all, Martha?
-It is, here you go.

Extra´s for you.

Martha, this would be a $60 tip.

And you haven´t tipped me
since I started working here.

I´m catching up.

Okay.

Since when did everybody decide
to start tipping 800 percent?

-Can you help me up?
-A pregnant woman--

What do you know
about being pregnant?

That´s what I thought.
Please help me up.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Attention, everyone.

I am not poor.

Nor am I a charity case.

A year ago, my cousin in Boulder
called and asked me...

...if I´d be interested in
helping an old friend of hers.

When she explained the situation
to me, I thought she was crazy.

Then I met her. Her name is
Sarah and she´s a single woman

who teaches Comparative Religion
at the university there.

She is unable to carry
a child to full term...

...and she desperately
wants to have a family.

Now, I don´t know about you all,

but I don´t believe
that single women...

...should be deprived
of experiencing motherhood.

And if any of you have a problem
with me doing this...

...I invite you to speak now...

...or forever keep
your mouths shut.

Thank you.

I would like to say
a little something, if I may.

Call your neighbors
old-fashioned,

but some of us don´t believe...

...that medical technology
should be put to this end.

When privileged people
play God, design babies...

...then pay less-privileged
people to carry them...

...we are embarking upon
a very scary brave new world.

And Nina, another thing.

If you felt so confident
in your decision to do this...

...why has it taken so long
for you to tell us about it?

We´re your neighbors,
your friends, your doctor.

We have a vested interest in
this child you´re carrying...

...and we had a right
to know the truth.

Oh, no. No, it--

-Ahem. Can I jump in here?
-Go for it.

Hey, everyone.

Andy Brown here.

Crazy doctor who works out
of the old train station.

Uh, just a word, if I may...

...about the moral
implications of surrogacy.

While I know it´s tempting
to view certain advancements...

...in reproductive
technology as threatening...

...some of these advancements
bring us things...

...like ultrasound
and amniocentesis...

...which allow us
to improve the health...

...and even save the lives
of the unborn.

Technology cuts both ways.

That´s why it´s important
for us to evaluate

each case individually.

Now, are there ethical questions
to be raised? Without a doubt.

Does Nina strike any of us
as the kind of person...

...who would make
the decision...

...to help bring life
into this world...

...without asking herself
those questions?

I don´t think so. And as for not
letting us know sooner...

...if I knew
that I was gonna suffer...

...a character assassination
from my own doctor...

...in front of half
of my friends and neighbors...

...I´d be inclined to keep
a few things to myself too.

[BELL RINGS]

DELIA:
Wait a minute.
Where´s my jacket?

BOY:
Quit it, Magilla.

What did you just call me?

Say it again,
I´ll fry your face in fat.

DELIA:
There it is.

Wait.

What? What are you looking at?

Move it.

Why´re you eating that
before dinner?

Because I know who´s cooking it.

[PHONE RINGS]

Hello.

WENDELL [OVER PHONE]:
You know about Tchaikovsky?

-Who´s this?
WENDELL: It´s Wendell.

If you play Swan Lake,
you´re in with Amy.

How´d you get this number?

WENDELL:
Don´t get hung up on the
details. Practice your Russian.

[DIAL TONE]

-Who was that?
-Sales call.

-Hey, Ephram.
EPHRAM: Hey, Nina.

-Hey, Daddy.
ANDY: Hi, sweetie.

Go wash your hands. You can help
your brother set the table.

And then, you ignore
everything he says.

Remember, no one loves a critic.

Skedaddle.

-Bye, Nina.
-Bye.

If you and Sam don´t have
any dinner plans, you--

Oh, I´m expecting someone,
but listen, I was wondering.

I´m in the market for a new
family doctor. You interested?

Well, I´m not sure.

I´ve never had a patient
I shared a fence with.

-I´ve had a few impaled by them.
-Ha. What´s the matter?

Afraid you can´t be both
a friend and a doctor?

Sure, I´ll take you on.

[CAR HORN HONKS]

That must be my guest.
Come meet her.

-Who is it?
-Sarah, baby´s mother.

I´ll be right there.

Who´s the old lady?

Doing a lot
of laundry these days.

You wanna charge me?

I was once a happy sack
of hormones myself.

Gross. Find another
sack to share with.

Ephram, your friend
Wendell´s on the phone.

He´s not my friend.

He´s a freak.

He said he was your friend.

Yeah, well, don´t
be so gullible.

Hello.

WENDELL:
Meet me on
the 3rd floor at lunch.

Take Stairway D
next to the Chem lab.

We´re getting caller ID.

You should be happy
you made a friend.

-What´s that supposed to mean?
-It´s not easy.

Everyone in my class has known
each other since the ´90s.

Look, Delia,
you wanna make a friend?

The first step,
don´t look so needy.

Is it these pants?

Here, come on,
it´s not that bad.

All you need to do is look busy.

Trust me.

If you look like you
don´t need a friend,

you´ll make one in a flash.

Want me to round this off
to the nearest hundred?

I´ll hurt you.

It´s really not that bad.

For a linebacker. Come here.

You want me to
take my shirt off?

-Uh, no, I´ll just go under it.
-Okay.

Aren´t you gonna say something?

-About?
-Sarah.

I could tell you were
frazzled last night

and I was too
when I first met her.

-Well, she is a little, uh--
-Old.

Older, for a new parent.

She tried for years
to get pregnant.

By the time she realized
she couldn´t...

...it took her a few more
to save up for a surrogate.

And catch-22 is by that point,
she had to find a surrogate...

...that was okay with her age.

Well, she´s lucky she found you.

You´re giving her
an incredible gift.

It goes both ways, I guess.

I´m not a saint, Andy,
and political beliefs aside...

...a big part of me
did this for the money.

I´m hoping that if my husband
and I have some savings...

...pay off loans,
maybe he´ll stay home

more than a few weeks a year.

Constant traveling is not really
the best thing for a marriage.

And I´m not a single
parent by choice.

Me neither.

You´re late.

Who told you I played piano?

And what makes you
think I like Amy?

And why am I following you?

This is where the Swans
rehearse. I called in a favor...

...and give their pianist
an acute case of carpal tunnel.

-What?
-That´s my business, Brown.

I trade in favors. In this case,
the piano player gets...

...a collector´s baseball card.
You get a chance to impress Amy.

And what do you get?

The satisfaction that I can
change people´s destinies.

And a DVD player. Don´t ask.

Of course, you will have
to deal with Ms. Baxworth.

BRENDA:
Alright, and one arm....

WENDELL: She´s the windbag
beneath their wings.

BRENDA:
Good.

Good, good.

Alright, excellent. Good, good.

[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]

You the sub? Where have you
been?

I-- I just got the music.

For God´s sakes, come sit.
Let´s take it from Measure 14.

Good, good, good.
Everybody, up, up, up. Get up.

We´re gonna take it
from the entrance of Rothbart.

That means "Redbeard"
in German, alright?

Let me see your arms.
Arms up, up.

Ashley, Ashley, reach.

You´re a swan, not a duck.

Alright, maestro.

[PLAYING TCHAIKOVSKY´S
"SWAN LAKE"]

-Ow. Give it back.
-Bite me, pinhead.

-It´s my brother´s.
-Who cares?

Tell your daddy
to buy another one.

-You´re rich.
-No, we´re not.

Yeah, right. Then how come
your dad doesn´t charge people?

He could buy
5000 million more of these.

[PLAYING TCHAIKOVSKY´S
"SWAN LAKE"]

And you´re swans, swans.
Chins up.

Chins up. Yes, yes, yes. Oh.

Alright.

I´m clapping as
the audience, not me.

I have much higher
standards than this.

See you all right after school.

And, Ephram, that was super.
I´ll see you at 3:30.

Left hand needs work.

Let´s get outta here before
the hockey players come.

Hello, why have you
kept this top secret?

What´re you talking about?
Told you I played.

Not like this.
How long have you studied?

Probably about
as long as you´ve danced.

Pretty amazing, yourself.

Ephram.

What are you doing tonight?

My friend Kayla´s having
a birthday party. You wanna go?

You need somebody to play
"Happy Birthday"?

-Come on, you´ll be my guest.
-I don´t know.

Me, your friends,
lit candles in the same room....

You don´t know them, Ephram.

And they don´t know you, yet.

Give them a chance.
At worst, you get

free cake and an evening
with me.

Yeah, okay.

-Sure. Yeah, I´ll go.
-Cool.

-What´s this?
-Your new patient´s files.

Thought it appropriate
you should have them...

...since I´ll no longer
be attending her.

You wanna keep a close watch
on Nina´s potassium levels.

They run a little low.

And she should have had
her tonsils removed years ago.

Thank you, doctor.

-Aren´t you gonna sit?
-I´ll be taking my food to go.

I´ve had my fill of afternoons
in this greasy spoon...

...with its even
greasier patrons.

More coffee, Gary?

You all done, Martha?

Okay, everybody,
what´s going on?

You were treating me
like George Bailey...

...at the end of
It´s a Wonderful Life.

Today, I am the monkey
from Outbreak.

-She´s 55, Nina.
-Fifty-five? Who´s 55?

The woman that Nina´s
having the baby for.

She came into the drugstore
last night.

Fifty-five? That´s just wrong.

If God wanted 55-year-old
women to have babies...

...he would have given us
lifetime warranties

on our you-know-whats.

-Look, she´s really--
-Yet, we smile when we hear...

...that a 70-year-old-man became
a father for the first time.

-Why is that?
-I´ve got this one.

If biology allows
a man to become a father

until the day he dies,
why should a woman

have to give up
that dream at 45?

-But she´s 55. It´s--
-It´s not natural, doc.

Well, who´s to say what´s
natural? All species adapt.

Female dogs have nursed orphaned
kittens, is that natural?

That´s gotta be
a New York City dog.

Out here, a dog knows
he´s a dog.

Look, everybody,
we really don´t need to--

No, no, I admit. When I first
saw the mother of the child...

...I thought she was too old to
be a parent for the first time.

But today I learned just how
badly that woman wants a family.

And I don´t think the
qualifications for parenthood...

...should have anything
to do with age.

What´s so unnatural
about wanting a family?

To me, what´s unnatural
is not wanting one.

And let´s not forget about Nina.

If she can use this money...

...to keep her husband home
a few more weeks a year...

...then she hasn´t just helped
to create a family...

...she´s helped to save her own.

-And by that, I mean to say--
-Andy, please. God.

[DOOR SLAMS]

On second thought...

...maybe I will be eating here.

HARRY:
Hmm.

Wonder what they´re
talking about?

Well, no. I don´t care.

It´s probably not that exciting.

It looks exciting because of all
the wild gesticulating...

...and massive hair flippage
that´s going on.

You´d think they´re solving
the world´s energy crisis,

or better yet, revealing
their secret crushes.

That´s what they
want us to think.

My guess is they´re
debating which lip gloss

has the best flavor.

They come in flavors?

That? That is exactly
what I´m talking about.

Case in point.

Look, he´s talking
to that Wendell freak.

He´s new here. He´s just trying
to meet people, that´s all.

Amy, sweetie, we know you
feel sorry that his mom died.

And you have a thing for him
and everything, but--

What? I don´t have
a thing for him.

Whatever, the point is, he´s
not gonna fit in at my party.

And then I´ll feel all lame,
like I´m having a loser party...

...because Eddie Munster
isn´t having fun?

And it´s my birthday,
I shouldn´t have to worry

about other people having fun.

-Except, you know, us.
-He´s lame.

We just think you can
do better, that´s all.

I am not trying to do anything.
I already have a boyfriend.

And we love Colin too, and he´s
totally gonna get better.

So if you don´t
"like him" like him...

...you won´t care
if we just uninvite him.

It´s not that I care. I just--
I think it´s mean.

We´re not gonna
be mean about it.

Do we ever do anything mean
to someone´s face?

KAYLA: Yeah.
-Come on.

Wet ´n´ Wild has a fantastic
Pina Colada flavor.

It´s like taking
a Caribbean cruise

every time your
lips touch theirs.

You´re making me
uncomfortable, Wendell.

Goth Guy. Got a sec?

Here´s the thing.
We totally want you

to come to Kayla´s party but--

Yeah, but my mom said
I can only invite 12 people.

And it´s not Amy´s fault,
because she didn´t even know.

-But, you know, it´s a Mom rule.
-Which I´d break.

-If she could.
KAYLA: But you see I can´t.

PAGE:
We are so sorry.

-Oh, I completely understand.
KAYLA: We knew you would.

That was easy.

[Teenage Fanclub singing
"If I Never See You Again"]

♫ If I never see you again ♫

♫ You will stay in my mind ♫

♫ We´ve only got a lifetime ♫

♫ We´ve only got a lifetime ♫

♫ If I never see you again ♫

♫ You will stay in my mind ♫

♫ If I never see you again ♫

♫ You will stay in my mind ♫

♫ We´ve only got a lifetime ♫

Can´t be.

♫ We´ve only got a lifetime.. ♫

Walter.

I´m gonna give you a thorough
colonoscopy when I get back.

Hold it.

-Why didn´t you take the cookie?
-I don´t want it.

-Well, give me my bookmark back.
-Get lost.

It was a gift, from my mother.

It comes from my favorite
museum in New York City.

And I can´t get another one.

Why don´t you ask Daddy
to buy the stupid museum?

We don´t live there
anymore, okay?

And my mother, she´s never gonna
be able to take me there again.

Just take whatever you want.
But not that, please.

Come any closer and I´ll smash
you like a bug. I mean it.

And I swear,
you tell Mrs. Violet,

your little bookmark
gets flushed.

Alright, are we ready? Alright,
everybody, first positions.

Ephram?

[PLAYING TCHAIKOVSKY´S
"SWAN LAKE"]

And, plie.

-I´ve to talk to you.
-You can talk all you want.

-I don´t have to listen.
-If you just let me explain.

Explain why your friends
are total bitches...

...or why you choose
to be friends with them?

BRENDA:
And cambre forward.

Straight backs. Stretch
those arms, ladies, stretch.

AMY:
They weren´t
always like that.

I´ve known them forever.
They didn´t start this way.

As the bitchiness emerged,
you chose to ignore it

and follow along.
Not unlike the Nazis.

BRENDA: Heels.
Keep your heels down.

Not everyone´s a loner, Ephram.

Some people like having friends,

even if they´re
difficult at times.

Hey, if you prefer quantity over
quality, that´s your problem.

That´s it, feel the stretch.
Stretch, extend, good.

I don´t agree
with what they did.

If you weren´t scowling
all the time...

...people wouldn´t feel
the need to disinvite you.

Right, it´s my fault.

I should take up football
and cow-tipping.

Then your friends would like me.

I´d be the most
popular boy in school.

Amy, is there a problem?

This music is totally messed up.
There´s nothing to keep time to.

Well, it sounds fine to me.
He´s improving.

Not for me,
he´s all over the place.

Oh, I´m sorry. Is this better?

[PLAYING FASTER]

No, no? How about this?

[PLAYING JAZZY VARIATION]

What about dead swans
in the lake?

[PLAYING SOMBERLY]

You don´t have a problem
with the music,

just the loser who´s
playing it, right?

[GIRL LAUGHING]

What just happened?

Aah! Damn it.

Well, looks like you got
the last laugh, Walter.

There´s no sea,
there´s no breeze.

There´s more wood in my hand
than in your frigging boat.

Next time, remind me
to take the steaks.

[GRUNTS]

Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.

Hope you´re watching
this, Julia.

Hope you´re getting
a big kick out of this.

Because this is
for you, sweetheart.

That´s right, Mrs. Brown.

Your whole family left
their civilized life

in a civilized city.

And moved to some godforsaken
mountain town...

...because your train
stopped here in 1964...

...and you fell
in love with some

purple mountains
and some fluffy clouds.

But you didn´t know
this town, Julia.

You didn´t meet the people.

Because you didn´t
get past the gift shop!

I moved into a snow globe!

Oh, God.

What am I doing here?!

-I need a new jacket.
-What about the one you´ve got?

-It was stolen.
-What do you mean?

DELIA: I know who took it.
He won´t give it back.

You went to school today without
your jacket? I didn´t notice.

-Duh.
-Eat your pizza.

Who stole your jacket?

-The same kid who took my yo-yo.
-Your yo-yo?

At first, I let him take stuff
as I thought he´d be my friend.

But now he just takes
whatever he wants.

Just because you want
people to like you

doesn´t mean you
give everything away.

Then how come you don´t
charge your patients?

-That´s very different.
-Go on.

This boy is stealing
from your sister.

Either you or I will have
to talk to Miss Violet--

Forget it. He´s a bully.
Gotta kick his butt.

-That´s how you deal with them.
-Not true.

There´s a proper way
to deal with the situation.

-He took Mom´s bookmark.
-And that´s to kick his butt.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Evening, doc. Got your message,
you´re all done with the boat.

Ephram, Delia.

This is Mr. Cunningham,
one of my patients...

...who let me borrow
his Sea Breeze.

A real delight, Walter.

You might wanna
patch it next time

with something more than earwax.

Oh, sprung a leak, did you? Ooh.

Gino Chang´s. He works
magic with that crust.

I´m glad you came over. I was
gonna come by after dinner...

-...and apologize profusely.
-Andy.

I really screwed up. I should
never have said anything.

Don´t know what came over me.
Got caught up in the moment.

You can make it up to me
by giving me a ride.

Ride. Where?

To the hospital.
How close are you?

-Close.
-Okay. Delia.

Finish your dinner.
Ephram, come with me.

Why?

If we don´t make it.
I´ll need your help.

-Wait a second.
-Don´t argue. Go grab the keys.

-Walter, would you watch Delia?
-No can do. I watch Oz tonight.

Remember what you said about
taking and not giving in return?

Here´s your chance to give.
Watch my daughter, please.

And you´re watching
the Wizard of Oz, you got it?

-That Oz gives me nightmares.
-Me too.

[NINA GROANING
AND BREATHING HEAVILY]

-Dad, maybe you need to stop.
ANDY: We can´t stop.

-You alright?
-Should´ve called an ambulance.

No. No. No, no ambulance.

I´m not having my baby
in an ambulance.

How do you feel
about a donut shop?

[GROANS]

NINA:
Why are we stopping?
This isn´t happening.

[NINE GROANS]

-Oh, no, we´re closed.
-She needs medical attention.

-Yeah, we´re closed.
-We´re not here for crullers.

-She´s about to give birth.
-No way. I just mopped.

-Give me your shoelace.
-What?

Shoelace, now! Then, I want
you to go into that kitchen...

...find a pot, fill it
with water, and boil it.

Find some scissors
and toss them into the pot.

If not scissors, then a knife.
Anything with a serrated edge.

If they have any aprons,
a baker´s smock, bring it out.

I need towels, gloves, mitts,
whatever they got, now go.

Hey, you´re not
allowed back there.

Someone should call Sarah.

RICHIE: Who´s Sarah?
-The baby´s mother.

Are you people from around here?

We could be fined for this. This
county has a strict health code.

Yeah. How long you been using
ants as chocolate sprinkles?

-Where are the knives?
-Uh, all we have are spatulas.

-What about this? Will this do?
-If you´re making a custard.

ANDY:
Ephram, where are those towels?

NINA: Aah!
-Give me another pot.

-What size?
-Big enough for me to barf in.

Ouch. Back on the Boardwalk.

Oh, I´d feel sorry for you,
but I enjoy winning too much.

I have nothing left to mortgage.
You´ve wiped me out.

Then, you owe me
another side of fries.

Forget it. You cheat. I see you
stacking those Chance cards.

Your hands aren´t as quick
as they used to be.

-Wanna start a new game?
-Nah.

Come on. I´ll let you
be the thimble.

Don´t do it, Irv,
she´s a killer.

EDNA:
Hey. Aren´t you supposed
to be at some party?

I decided not to go,
but I couldn´t stay home...

...because mom would bug me
about how I have to be social.

And I can´t sit around
moping about Colin.

You´re not moping.

You´re gonna have a bowl of ice
cream with your grandparents.

-Thanks, Irv.
-Bring extra ketchup.

Dream on, cheater.

[CHUCKLING]

You know, the only time
you remind me of your father...

...is when you got
a sour puss on.

Spill it, Grover.

My friends, they basically
pulled a Heathers on me.

Mm, I see.

No, I don´t.
What does that mean?

They uninvited a friend
of mine to their party...

...because they don´t think
he´s popular enough.

And when I tried to talk to him
about it, explain everything--

He blew up at me.

Well, his feelings were hurt.
That´s normal, don´t you think?

I didn´t wanna hurt him.

They´ve been my friends since
second grade. What was I to do?

Never mind, I know.

I shouldn´t have let them
treat him like that.

It´s not easy to care
about someone...

...when the whole world
is telling you not to.

You have to live
your own life, Amy.

Trust your instincts.

They´re pretty good.

Must be my genes.

That and a bladder like a yak.

-Grandma.
-Ha-ha-ha.

-Thank you, doc.
-You´re welcome.

MAN:
You okay?

We´ll have you there in no time.

An egg whisk?

So...

...how many babies
have you delivered?

This would be my first.

[BELL RINGS]

-You have a death wish?
-No, but I have a new choker.

-Give it back.
-I will.

After you return what´s mine.

You need a friend
just as much as I do, Magilla.

You´re just too scared
to show it.

So I heard you were, like,
Mr. Midwife last night.

Well, I prefer Junior Resident,
but it was pretty cool.

Nina was lucky
to have you guys there.

It was mostly my dad. I
basically supplied the shoelace.

You know, cut the cord.

So.

-How was the party?
-I didn´t go.

You didn´t?

Why not?

I think you know why.

You scare me, Ephram.

That doesn´t sound good.

No, no. I-- I think
it is. See....

When you first got here,
I know I got to know you...

...for all of the wrong reasons.

Friendship wasn´t exactly
at the top of my list.

But, as it turns out,
you´re really funny and weird.

And now you´re, like, this guy
in my life that I care about.

Does that make any sense?

Define weird.

You just need to cut me
some slack once in a while.

Define slack.

I can´t believe I put you
and Ephram through this.

I was counting on my husband
being here to help.

-Where is he?
-Phoenix.

He was supposed to come
home after St. Louis.

His boss was gonna offer Arizona
to another salesman.

He insisted on taking it.
He´s very ambitious.

[ANDY CHUCKLES]

Yeah.

I´m familiar with the type.

-Nina--
-He´s a great man.

Can´t wait for you
to meet him.

I was hoping he´d be here for
this. I guess I should´ve known.

HARRY: Hello, anybody home?
-Come on in.

-Hello there.
-Dr. Abbott, what brings you by?

Rose baked her traditional
apple cake for the birth.

Thought that was
only for your patients.

No. It´s for friends too.

Thank you.

Good evening, doctor.

Well, congratulations
on your first doorstep delivery.

-As we like to say around here.
-Thank you.

If you wanna break records,
you´ve to top...

...my delivery
of Jane DeSeife´s triplets...

...in the women´s hosiery aisle
at the local Stop & Shop.

Just give me a few years.

Uh, perhaps this isn´t the best
time to address this matter.

When last the three of us found
ourselves in close quarters...

...you mentioned you were
without a family doctor.

No, she has a doctor.
He´s standing next to you.

Boys, boys, hello.

One of us just gave birth. So
maybe you could take it outside?

The words she said were...

-...you are no longer--
-I am her family doctor.

She said-- No, she said....

You need a real doctor´s bag.

I do, don´t I?

[PHONE RINGS]

-How´s Nina?
-Oh, very tired.

EPHRAM:
Delia.

You got a phone call.

-Who´s Magilla?
-The kid who stole your yo-yo.

Great, what does he want now?

I think he wants
to be my friend.

Your friend?

It´s complicated.

Ah.

I don´t know how she did it.

I don´t know how anyone
could just hand over a baby.

Maybe she was more focused
on someone else´s gain...

...not her loss.

Still.

I don´t envy that kid.

Why?

Well, think about it.

When he´s 10,
his mother´s a senior citizen.

When he´s 15, she´s what, 70?

One slip in the tub,
she breaks a hip.

Could be dead before
he graduates high school.

You´re right.

Then again, she may
live to be 100.

Maybe that kid
will be luckier than you.