All language subtitles for 01-Ba

Oh, wonderful.

Wonderful.

Oh, yes. I dream of girls like you.
Okay. Oh, that's nice.

Magnificent.

Oh, that's good. That's good. Oh, that's
nice.

Very good. Very good. That's nice.
That's beautiful.

Oh, la, la.

Okay. I was there. Sorry. Okay.

Okay, now. That girl's a porn.

Goddamn porn.

Yeah, she's the best I have.

Oh,

I love you, I love you. Oh, bon, bon,
bon.

Oh, magnifique.

Oh, I love you, I love you.

Roger, Roger.

Turn it down.

I adore you.

Roger. Don't bite.

But I want to gobble you up.

Roger?

Why don't you turn this other way?

Roger!

I love you, my Chevy.

I'll ask you again.

Marry me.

Roger, I am too young to make that
commitment to you or to anyone.

You all over.

I only wish you loved me the way I love
you.

I get excited every time I take your
picture.

I want to kiss your toes.

I want to kiss your leg.

Your waist.

Your beautiful breasts.

Your lips.

There.

Your pussy.

Eat me.

Oh, lick my pussy.

Oh, lick my...

Ooh.

That fits right in my lip.

Oh, yes.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Look on my clit.

Oh, yeah.

Just flick your tongue on my clitoris.

Yeah.

Oh, look at this juice.

I want you to drink some.

Oh, yes. Oh,

yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God,

it's coming.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Roger, could you give the man a dollar?

Thank you.

What is it?

What is it, my darling?

Let me preface my words by telling you
that both I, myself, and the entire

of Wesley and Corrigan extend our
sympathies to you in the aftermath of

tragic event. We were all very fond of
your grandfather.

As you know, his fortune was not
insubstantial. His cash holdings, both

and international, amount to over $15
million.

Added to that, real estate, factories,
and equipment totaled several million

more.

You have been named as the sole heiress
to his estate.

There is, however, one condition which I
think I should bring to your attention.

Your grandfather was concerned for your
protection after his death.

He wanted to make sure that you were not
alone against the world.

He therefore stipulated, as a condition
of the will, that you wed.

I can take care of myself, Mr.
Whitehead.

I'm sure you can, my dear.

However, you will not receive one penny
of the estate until you are committed to

a state of legal matrimony. Otherwise,
the entire estate will be transferred to

various charities.

Your grandfather has generously provided
you with one month with which to find

yourself a husband.

I know he meant a lot to you.

My grandfather was the only one who ever
cared.

You know we love you here.

You don't have to work today.

I will.

I won't be in this business much longer.

What? I'm getting married.

Not to that phony Frenchman, of course
not.

Then who?

I don't know.

But I have 30 days to find him. And then
I'll never have to lay down in front of

a camera for the rest of my life. It's
marry or bust my ass in this lousy

business until the eight spots fit in.

Who's next?

Sit down.

Tell me, Mr... Mr... Merida.

Mr. Meredith, why do you want to become
my husband?

My family is one of the wealthiest in
the nation.

We own several petroleum refineries, a
string of leather factories. Your

would be stabilized by the addition of
my own. I see.

And I'm also very good at bed.

Ned!

You understand my position. I'm
obligated to take a husband.

What do you have to offer?

Thank you.

Next.

You're aware that this would be strictly
a business relationship.

Oh, that would be just dandy.

I want a man who's completely
uninterested in sex with me.

Believe me, I'm the man.

Separate bedrooms?

We'd really see each other quite
infrequently.

Fine. Hmm.

I'd like to do this as soon as possible.

Terrific. Can you meet with my rabbi in
the morning?

Pardon me?

About the conversion.

Roger, what are you doing?

I thought that I would throw my cap into
the ring.

Eat your cap.

Yeah, yeah.

Jesus, you're pretty good for an older
woman.

Ow!

Hey, Danny, I forgot how sensitive the
little lady is.

You better be easy down there or she'll
bite your nose off.

I'll tell you after this, I'm through
with teenagers.

Yeah, me too.

What's the deal?

Wait.

Now let's try this one.

I can't move.

come true.

I'm so much.

Yeah.

Yeah, what's the matter?

Hey, I'm sorry that I insulted you about
being old. I mean, you're not that old

anyway. It's not that.

Well, tell us.

Babe.

We're gonna lose her unless I can find
some way to prevent her from getting

married.

That dead grandfather of hers and his
multinational corporations.

Imagine him trying to marry her off to a
perfect stranger.

Well, I'll marry her. Hey, so will I.

Oh, no, you don't. You're both mine.

Take it easy. I mean, somebody's got to
do it.

Yeah, I know.

And when they do, she's through with us.

I mean, why should she have to work
modeling when she can earn a fortune on

interest alone?

I'm so sorry to disturb you at home, but
an urgent business matter has come up.

I see that your company has been having
problems.

I want to help McClellan Rubbers
financially.

Yes, I thought you would be interested.

I have a young lady with quite a sizable
sum at her disposal.

This would be a rather unorthodox
investment.

However, my client will salvage your
company in return for your hand in

marriage.

Mr. LeVue, I'm so thrilled you could
make it here on such short notice. Your

ideas for fast food smoked clam pies
sounded magnificent.

They are delicious pies.

Yes, I'm certain they are. And my
client, in exchange for your hand in

will market those pies from Seattle to
the caucus.

You know a good product.

Yes. Now let's arrange a meeting right
away and set a date for the marriage,

let's say...

For a week from today.

No. No, no.

This is pie -baking season.

I bake till October.

We'll marry then.

But my client is married immediately.

I am sorry.

But the pies are first. Always first.

Though, I should love to take you up on
such a marvelous offer.

The pies, they... I know. They come
first.

I've heard of roulade tampon.

I invented toxic shock.

All you're doing?

Yep. I can make anybody broke.

For the right price, of course.

Fifteen mil.

No problem.

When's the date?

The 14th. Great.

You've got yourself a deal and a bribe.

It's gone.

We're in business.

Or, shall I say, out of business.

She'll just send the young woman to my
priest in the morning.

Priest?

About the conversion.

Conversion? Forget it.

Another?

No, I better not. How much do I owe you?

$23 .50.

My birth!

It was here just a moment ago.

Damn it!

No, Mr. Leslie.

Not yet.

I know in a few days left, finding
someone isn't as easy as it sounds.

Good day.

For we, faithful to our queen, bear its
standards from field to shore. This

country, my dear man, is honored less in
history than in the hearts of... Lo,

hark to the setting.

Is it thus the rousing charge that
brings me to the battle round?

Look, the hound that chaseth begs my
cozening.

Well, take your fittest standings, and
once more, line well your twigs to catch

this wary beast.

I'll leave you.

And at your dag's discharge, make
towards, like the longing water dog that

couches till the fouling peats be off,
then seeseth on the prey with eager

All right, kids, I think you've got your
bits down.

Aye, that we doeth, Freddy boy, I
warrant thee.

Yeah.

Yeah. You mean we can finally go?

For it will be very late ere we get
home.

Ah, Sarah, stick around. Let's practice
the act four speech one more time. Give

the girl a break, Chad.

I know that you would rehearse all
night, but this ain't the royal

I'm going anyway.

Fourth act of speech?

You're more than listening.

I still think Marlowe is the master of
Shakespeare any day.

Make love to me.

No one could even touch his depiction of
evil. Let me try.

Sarah? Yes, darling?

Do you think we're neglecting the
Greeks?

Yes.

Bye.

Be resolute, mistress mine. Now,
farewell, and see you confess nothing in

case.

Hello. Who are you?

My name's Dory, but don't let me disturb
you. Continue.

You're really quite good, you know. How
much did you hear?

I caught your last speech and the tail
end of the love scene.

Gee, I thought Sarah and I were... Oh,
Christ. Don't worry about it.

You really love the theater, don't you?

My mistress Dory, it is indeed true love
which I feel, greater than any which

ruleth the world.

Why, Chad Collins, you two -timing son
of a bitch!

Aren't you going to go after her?

No, women.

They take up so much time.

Not all women do.

Some women would give you all the
freedom you want.

I'd like to meet that kind.

You would?

Times must be tough.

Financially, I mean.

Yes.

No one wants to watch the classics
anymore, not even on television.

What I could do is a little nest egg.

You'd like to produce?

Would I?

I bet you'd mount a big, big production.

Shakespeare on Broadway, Cornier,
Racine, Aeschylus, Sheridan, Ben

Joseph Papp, move over. I'd mount the
biggest, most lavish productions America

has ever seen. No.

The world!

You would?

By Jove, indeed.

You'd spend no expense, let's say, on a
production of Sophocles.

Nothing could give me greater pleasure.

And to you, Barbara and Consuelo, take
this man, Charles A. V. Collins, to be

your lawfully wedded husband.

For better or for worse, in sickness and
in health, to death do you part.

I do?

I now pronounce you... Man and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Remember, this is strictly business
relations.

Congratulations, my dear.

Beautiful ceremony.

Yes, Mia, it's never going to last.

So am I now.

All yours.

Congratulations. You are now a very
wealthy woman.

You did it, kid. You're hitched.

Good luck.

Don't be so glum, Freddy boy. We're on
our way to the top.

Just think, the biggest, most opulent
soccer cleats ever.

My dear, I have a feeling that marriage
will be the best thing that ever

happened to you. You do?

Well, thanks. I hope I'll be seeing you
from time to time. I hope so, too. And

who knows, you might even come back to
work.

There'll always be a place for you at
the agency.

Oedipus Rex.

A rock nudie musical.

Chad, darling.

Isn't it wonderful?

I still don't believe it.

Broadway, after all these years.

Good luck.

He's a very lucky man.

Jack, don't. I don't even know what
you're doing here.

I loved you once.

Did you love Chad?

Carla, where have you been?

Babe, your grandfather would have been
very proud of you.

Chad, don't you think you'd be selling
out?

My ideals shall remain firm.

Chad, you've certainly got some grand
ambitions, haven't you?

Yeah, sometimes I think a bit too grand.

Well, the bigger the better.

Confidentially, Babe is the richest
woman in North America.

This is the way I see it. We fly in
Brando to play Creon.

And maybe Jane Fonda for Jocasta.

Well, what about me?

Of course, darling.

You can do better than that, can't you?

I'm not going to let you go away so
easily.

I want you.

Well?

Oh hell, you only get married once.

Don't forget, I can really act.

Yeah, that's it.

Nice. Nice and slow.

I can't wait for you to be here.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

Oh.

Jesus.

Oh, dear.

Oh, Jack.

Oh, Jack.

Oh,

dear. Oh,

dear.

Oh, dear. Oh,

dear.

Oh, Jack.

Oh, Jack.

Oh, don't come inside me.

Pull out.

Let me see it.

oh oh

oh

oh

Oh, my God.

Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

Oh,

dear.

Where could babies of miserable fortunes
be hiding?

For Christ's sake, Roger, will you leave
them alone? It's their wedding night.

Oh, excuse me.

Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't looking.

Those are probably wondering what
happened to it.

Look, everybody.

The bride and groom have...

Smile for the camera.

Now show the direct.

That's not nice. That's disgusting.

Forget it. It will not work.

Mike, can you do something for her?
Touch her up or something.

I'm a makeup man, not Da Vinci.

Look sexy.

Smile.

That sexy?

I put the... Okay, I put the hand on the
back of the head.

The hand behind the back.

And the head on the back of the... Okay,
now suck in the cheeks.

I think I'm stuck.

Stuck? I must have bathed back. I can
network with the others.

They are no good. They are, how do you
say, shit.

Thank you, dearie. Your check is in the
mail.

Yeah.

Thank you.

A move or something?

We're at your service, madam.

Yeah, yeah.

For God's sake, sit down. You're making
me nervous.

No. Well, just this time. But don't do
it again until I finish my last.

Yes, madam.

And my name is Babe.

Yes, ma 'am.

Ask me how I like being married.

No, don't.

Either one of you guys ever hear about
housewife syndrome?

No, ma 'am. No, ma 'am.

Well, I've got it. Yes, ma 'am.

Shut up!

Both of you, don't talk till I tell you
to talk.

At least you're learning, Bob.

Now stand over there and jack off for
me.

Yes, ma 'am.

Look at those nice big

cocks rising in the air.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah. Beat that meat.

Slowly.

Now fat.

Put some spit on your hand and put it on
your cock.

Wouldn't you just love to stick those
cocks inside my pussy?

Inside my wet pussy?

Yes, ma 'am. Well, you can't.

So just keep beating your meat.

Keep it up. Yeah.

Stroke the fuse.

Yeah.

Yeah, I want to see you come all over
yourself.

Hurry up and come. I want you to hurry
up and come all over yourself.

Beat it. Beat it harder.

Stroke it.

Stroke it. I want to see you come. I
want to see you come all over your body.

Rub it on your chest. Take your fingers
and rub it through your chest.

The wife, life, luxury.

Wow.

I don't care how much they cost. I want
real Trojans.

No, you don't find them in a drugstore,
you idiot.

Find out if the shepherd knows his
lines, will you?

This way, fellas.

Easy with that.

Hurry up with those props.

Tell you what, take the rock downstage
and take the head upstage.

And I don't know. We'll just go from
there.

Try it again, honey.

You will come?

But, Oedipus, I think I'm worthy to...
Come, honey.

Come.

I couldn't get it right at home. I
couldn't get it right here. I could

it right.

Where are my phalluses, Monty? They
should have been here yesterday.

Watch out for the sheep shit.

Somebody get me some paper towels!

What's so funny? The biggest production
in the history of Broadway theater.

Five million already spent. Another
eight million slated.

The new Oedipus must run 12 years to
capacity crowds to recoup its initial

Producer leading man, Chad Collins, says
after his Oedipus is completed, he

plans on putting together similar
complex productions of Ben Johnson's

and Norton and Sackville's Gorbodook.
What?

Insiders predict the biggest.

bomb since Hiroshima.

Well, Babe will be able to enjoy her
fortune for a little

while.

Good morning, Babe.

Sleep well?

Coffee?

Married life agrees with me. I feel
great.

How's your play doing?

Producing isn't easy.

It's not just a cocktail of parties and
a night on the town.

It's a real challenge.

Making phone calls, moving people here,
there, meetings.

You should have spent an awful lot of
time with that silly play.

Silly? Yeah, silly.

You could spend at least one night at
home if for no other reason, appearance

fake. Huh.

You certainly don't seem to miss me.

You've had a slew of call boys in and
out of here the last two weeks that

satisfy the entire female population of
Indianapolis.

You're right.

I don't miss you. I don't miss you one
little bit.

Wake up!

Wake up!

Get out of my house!

Goddamn asses, get out! Get out!

Get out!

Get out!

Who is it?

Yes? You called?

Oh, come in.

Nice place.

Real nice.

So are you.

Have a seat.

So, uh, would you like to watch some TV?

Did you ever do this before?

I don't usually make a habit of it, no.

Oh, good.

I just love to have a baby.

Well, you've got one.

Oh, pretty pussy.

That's right.

Lovely.

How long have we worked together?

Six, seven, eight years maybe?

Am I right or wrong?

They think.

What's happening?

What's going on?

Your agency used to be perfect.

Ron, be patient.

With the board of directors spitting
fire down my neck, you want me to be

patient? Jesus H. Christ, I can't afford
to be patient.

I've got to find someone else to handle
these spots.

Please, Ron, wait till next Tuesday.

Next Tuesday, is it?

What then? The goddamn apocalypse?

Almost. The opening of Oedipus.

Well, so what?

Wait till next Tuesday.

Oh, oh.

You smile and I fall.

We kiss the past is gone.

Love was born today.

And if there is no past, there can be no
question that

you're the only one I know.

And so, let me give you four stars.

A yesterday

And the time will turn Together we will
learn That there might

come a day When we reach the end We

smile as it's gone again Love is born
that day

Let me

give you all the stars

a yesterday.

My

Have you seen Chad?

He's in the dressing room upstairs.

But I wouldn't go in there.

Oh yeah.

Five minutes, Mr. Collins.

Get out of here.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Babe.

You know something?

I finally figured it out.

I love you.

Babe.

Good luck, my darling.

You are versed in all things.

While you have no eyes, in your mind you
see our city as afflicted.

We are in your hands.

Alas, how terrible is wisdom when it
brings no profit to the man this wise.

What is this?

How sad you are now.

For God's sake, if you know of anything,
do not turn away from us.

All of us kneel to you.

I say that with those you love best, You
live in foulest shame

unconsciously and do not see where you
are in calamity.

fear that the old seer had eyes.

Oh, Oedipus.

Unhappy Oedipus.

That is all I can call you.

And all I shall ever call you.

This is a terrible sight for men to see.

I've never seen a worse.

Poor wretch.

What madness has come over you?

What evil... Hey, men of Thebes.

Behold this Oedipus who knew the famous
riddle and was noblest.

who envy no man's fortune or success,
and lo, in what a pit of

direst woe he now is plunged. From hence
the lesson draw,

how no man happy till he see the closing
day, till he

pass the board which severs life from
death, but gaze.

Believe it!

What do these newspaper men do anyway?
Type with two fingers? I couldn't eat a

thing. Yeah, neither could I.

Is it hot in here? Is it just me?

It's you.

Reviews are in.

Guess what?

Guess what?

Well, what do you expect from Clive
Barnes anyway?

Here, read it yourselves.

My God, it's a fucking hit!

Way to go!

Way to go!

Film rights sought for $35 million.

Chad Collins' Oedipus is the greatest
adaptation in the history of American

film.

Um.

Deep.

Deeper and deeper.

God only knows where it goes.

Deep, so deep.

You keep the love that flows.

From me Ah,

but does it touch The thought That makes
the heart

Within you sing Sing

Sing Till you reach that

note Don't let the sweet SOOOO

-

Oh.

Babe, I have to know, please, be honest
with me, do you mind? No.

My success, my career, it's going to
take a lot of work and a lot of time.

Darling, I think that's wonderful.

I'm so proud of you.

Jan, I want to go back to work too.

Why, honey, that's fine.

I can see it now, you playing Ophelia to
my Hamlet.

We'll be the greatest stage couple since
Mont and Fontaine.

No, Chad.

I'm not an actress. I'm a model.

And I want to go back.

Then do it.

Lorraine will give you your checks on
the way out.

I want to tell you all I'm going to miss
is this wonderful working with you.

Hey, what's the story?

The story is we're out of business.

I did not even want to. To have to.

Now I must go back to sea as a robot to
photograph those empty bits of glass.

Shit. What are you going to do, Dory?

I don't know what I'll do.

I'll miss the agency. It was my life.

Now get out of here or I'll let you
scram before I start crying.

Bye, Dory.

So long.

Good luck.

What?

Babe, what are you doing here?

Well, it sure isn't a social call. I'm
here to work.

But you're a rich woman.

And can't a rich woman work, too?

You mean it?

Dory, what's with you?

Roger!

Mikey!

Daddy! Bob! Get your asses in here.
We've got work to do.

Beautiful. It's nice.

It's nice.

Hey, Ben.

Oh, love it.

Oh, I dream about you.

Oh, la, la, beautiful.

Oh, good.

Look sexy, sexy.

Okay, nice, nice, nice. Good, smile,
good. Move the body, okay.

Good.

Nasty, look now. That is it, babe.
Perfect.

You smile and I respond.

We kiss as fast as God.

Love was born.

today.

And if there is no path, there can be no
questions asked.

You're the only one I know.

And so let me give you some

stars of yesterday.

My

the time will turn together we will
learn that there might

come a day when we reach the end

smile past is gone again love is born
that day