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Oh, no.

Malice.

NOOOO -

Malice.

Malice.

Malice.

Hard way or the easy way.

Yeah? Dr.

Queenie, we have a situation.

Oh, really?

Well, it seems like one of our patients escaped.

Malice.

You incompetent moron.

I'm sure I locked her door. Please believe me, I don't know what happened.

Find her.

You know I do. Get out!

Oh, no.

Not without me.

Thank you.

Grab it.

Weird.

What are you anyway?

Is this real or is it a costume?

At least I'm not walking on a bare ass anymore.

There

you

are.

Where are you, Malice?

Could you be here?

My clothes!

Don't move, asshole.

Is this a gun?

Yeah, it's a really big one, too. Now, what the fuck are you doing trying to

break into my house?

That's not necessary.

I'm looking for information. I'm looking for a girl.

Man, you better get the fuck off my property, all right?

I'm going over to you.

I'm going to give you the count of five.

Get the fuck out of here.

One.

Two. Three.

Four.

Man, I hope to God that car don't start.

Wait.

Man,

get the fuck out of here.

See what I've done to that sugar tip?

Baby, what happened?

I just had to show that queer my peck was bigger than this.

You showed that two -faced son of a jackal.

Give me a kiss, baby.

Baby, will you just help me see that for me?

Yes?

It's me.

Tell me you have her.

Well, almost.

I'm on her tail, Queenie.

Is Dr.

Queenie to you?

Doctor, please.

Listen to me carefully, Jack.

I will really hurt you if you don't find the girl. And this time, you won't like

it. But Queenie, I mean Dr.

Queenie. You can't be serious.

Oh, but I am.

She escaped because you were too busy jerking yourself off.

And don't call me again for no good reason.

Quid pro quo.

What?

Quid pro quo.

I did something for you, and you did something for me, and we're done.

What do you mean?

I just want to take some pictures of you.

Oh, yeah?

And what kind of pictures do you want me to take?

Let me guess.

Hey, it's not what you think.

I'm an artistic photographer, you know.

Yeah, right.

Come on. Do I look like a pervert to you?

We'll see.

Awesome.

What's your name, sweetie?

Malice. You?

Come check the cats.

Where'd they be?

What were you doing in the middle of the desert on your own?

Some crazy guy was chasing me. Some crazy guy?

Whoa!

Holy shit! That's him! That's Schabowski!

The guy I was just telling you about!

All I know is he's after me. And he's crazy, that's for damn sure.

You never actually told me where you were going.

Curiosity killed the cat, Chester.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, hey.

Can I get one of your nicest rooms, please?

Okay, that would be on the spot.

There you go.

Thank you very much.

Here it is.

What do you want me to do now?

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

I've got some stuff in here.

Hey,

okay.

You'll look great in that.

What do you think?

No.

Oh, come on.

You'll look hot in that.

No, no, no. It's for me.

You've got to be kidding.

What? How can you see anything with that head on? I've got cat eyes, baby.

Somebody had a weird childhood.

Whatever.

Let's start.

Do you want to come to the Mad Hatter party with me tonight?

Okay, cool.

What kind of party is it?

You'll find out.

I've just got to see my friend.

It's going to be fun.

Sure.

Hey, sir.

What's up, buddy?

Yeah, I'm good, mate. I'm good.

It's in.

I need to come around.

Cool. Alright. See you in a bit. Hands up.

Cats?

Caterpillars?

What's next? Monkeys?

Is he dead?

Hey!

Are you awake?

That's it, girl! Come on!

Yeah! Take it!

Woohoo!

Tater.

Pat, my long -lost buddy. How are you?

Good. And look what that funky cat drag did. What a pretty kitty.

Tater, this is Malik. Hello, Malik. Why don't you come sit by me? Let me have a

good look at you.

Hi there.

You know these girls on stage right there?

They're auditioning for me.

What do you think of them?

How do you like them titties?

Not a lot.

I like very much. How about you, Madeline? Do you like? You can go on

join them if you want to. Nothing.

You don't like girls?

Oh, I do. Just not right now.

Pity. Be a great show.

You know something?

If I had tits, I would squeeze them all day long. I would suck and I'd lick the

nipples. Lick myself all horny and everything.

I swear I would...

Dig I'm strange, Malin.

Everybody has a thing, Cater.

Yeah, what's your thing? What's your dick?

Whatever, as long as it's hard or wet.

Sweet. You're my kind of girl.

Can't you see it's a... What?

No.

Keep your eyes on the girls.

Hey.

Incoming, Pat.

Take this.

That's for you.

What's that? Don't worry about it. Just relax.

It's not going to kill you.

It's not going to hurt you.

Just take one little bite. You're going to feel real great.

And now, what's going to happen?

Don't be so impatient.

Relax.

Sit back.

Enjoy a great show.

And if you'll excuse me.

What's with him? Oh, you know, he just goes out with his time.

Nice place you have here. Of course, I know. It's mine.

Uh, hey, Matt.

Ladies night, with your friend.

I don't even pay.

What? How come I never get a free ride?

Because. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I'd love to stay and chat, but I gotta go. Me so

horny.

Where's he going?

I'm half gonna ride a couple kitties, I should think.

Cute, but... made of a haircut.

How the fuck did you do that for?

Don't ever, EVER criticize a girl about her hair.

Bitch is hardcore.

Want to join?

I think I'm going to browse around first.

Enjoy the bunny.

You're just in time, pretty girl.

Oh?

You couldn't have come at a better time.

What do you mean I couldn't have come at a better time?

My girl here likes to watch me.

And she loves it when I wake up with another girl.

So why don't you come over here?

Thank you.

Fuck me.

One, two, three.

I need to talk to you, sir.

No, you don't.

Do I know you?

Sir, my name is Jabowski, and I need to ask you some questions about someone I'm

looking for. Are you Polish?

Are you kidding me?

I prefer to stand if you don't mind. Have you seen a girl called Malice with

Asian guy?

So they're not here. So where are they?

Dude,

that's a really difficult question.

I'm going to ask you one more time.

Where is Mallard?

Mallard? Mallard? Enjoy the shallow.

Don't you like fine girls?

Oh, look at those girls. Look at those titties. I can't believe those things.

From now till next Christmas.

Oh, my God, that's the weapon you got there.

Is your dick that big?

Wait, girls, don't leave.

Come on, girls, come back. I ask one more time.

Where are they?

At a party.

Where is this party?

The Manhattan.

Where? Uh, oh. Oh, I have to ask you. I've had to ask you a question before.

What was the question again? Where are they?

A purple tree.

Now, please leave me alone.

Billy, hold on a second.

My girl just left. Can you help me get in the back? Let me see your thing.

Now, you're not competent.

Let me get some pictures.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Where is Mallet?

She's in one of the rooms.

Shut up and don't move.

I didn't realize you had an appointment, sir.

Shut up!

Well, well, well, if it is my little friend.

Where is she? I don't know.

What do you want from her?

Don't tempt me. I will shoot.

Why don't you take your big fucking gun and go... Now look what you made me do.

Holy shit!

What the fuck was that?

Dr. Queenie, I have a license plate.

I need an address.

Where's Humpty? What?

Look, there he goes.

What are you doing here?

What? I wasn't just going to stand there and get shot by that maniac.

Stop the car, Todd. We're letting her out right here.

Wait, no, no, no.

You guys can't even just stop the car and let her out with that creep back

shooting at her. Okay, all right, okay.

Dude. Todd, we gotta get there. We only got two hours with this place.

Yeah, but what about Humpty? We kinda need him. Alright, I'll call him.

You alright?

Where are you?

What do you mean, fuck off?

You know they're not after us.

What? Huh?

He hung up on me. He thinks that guy's after us. What the fuck? What are we

gonna do?

I don't know. Do we know another cameraman?

He's the only one that was available today. Humpty fucked up.

Bye.

Why did you just ask her?

Because she's not qualified.

Not like you're shooting a Spielberg movie here.

All right. Have a little respect for us.

We have years of experience.

This thing's going to be a masterpiece.

Mark my words.

Yeah, well, I'm giving Kate X or not for the entire day. You know, she's got a

point. We put all our money into this.

We've got to shoot today.

I don't know. I've got a bad feeling about this.

Hey, girl.

You want to hold the camera?

You'll get $250.

Wait, what?

Not even a hundred, I promise. All you gotta do is grab the camera, aim it,

record, and I'll do the rest.

You'll be fine.

Yeah, but you left me out here in the desert with your friend's shooter boys.

All right, I'll do it.

Awesome.

Awesome. You're gonna rip the desert on me, man.

What can I do for a young man?

Ma 'am, I'm looking for Mr. Todd Tweed.

Oh, he's with his brother, Ted.

They're making their film, you know.

Where can I find them?

Oh, they're at Ed Steiner.

They're doing their boy -boy -girl theme.

They're at DP shoot today.

DP?

Yeah, double penetration.

That's when one boy fucks her in the vagina and the other one in her asshole.

Haven't you ever seen a porn before, young man?

Where is this diner?

It's on Highway 69, Exit 7.

Thank you, ma 'am.

Hey, one more thing, handsome.

Yes, ma 'am?

You want to fuck me?

This is great.

Yeah, it's nice.

All right, now, cameras in the car.

Ladies, put on your outfit and your makeup, and let's get ready for action.

Chop, chop.

Scene five, the diner.

The diner scene. Action.

The waitress is kind of hot, don't you think?

Why don't we ask her what's on the menu?

Excuse me, waitress, would you like to order something over here, please?

And what can I do you, sweetie, for?

Um, you can do both of us.

How about a sandwich?

That's what we call it.

um

Thank you.

And you need to ask.

Hurry out, Morlai.

That's our world.