Original subtitles

"Boy!"

"Boy!"

"I came home and brightened the place"

"Get up, lower the bass and increase the beat"

"Celebrate my arrival with fire clapping, and ululations"

- "I am El Kabeer" - "He is El Kabeer"

"Money, arms, power and an army of 3000 men''

"A hundred times stronger than a bear I roar like a lion"

"As proud as an eagle sly like a fox"

"Mix all of these together and you will have El Kabeer"

- "A dangerous mix" - "A dangerous mix"

"I drank camel milk as a kid not formula or juice"

"That's why I am tough, rough and dangerous"

"Professional PlayStation gamer and can beat any small kid"

- "Or a big kid" - "Or a big kid"

"I can rule any people no matter how many"

"It doesn't matter if they are rich or poor"

"Even if they are scholars, illiterates, or college kids"

"They have to obey me or they will disappear''

"Objection!"

"Yeah"

"Yeah"

"Come on! I really love this country like the fat kid loves the cake"

"And I'll be the new Mayor please just give yourself a break"

"You can't even battle me one on one Mr. Fake"

"My rap is like an ocean while your rap is like a lake"

"Please talk to me in Arabic if you don't mind brother"

"Don't mimic Eminem 50 Cent or Soulja Boy"

"If we compared our Rap to the breeds of dogs"

"mine would be Pitbull and yours will be a stray called Roy"

- "Listen, El Kabeer" - "No, you shut up and listen"

"I am a knight and can lift heavier than you can"

"No way you can beat me no matter how hard you try"

"Even in the Rap challenge I'll always have the final word"

"An apple tastes bitter when you eat it after chocolate"

''End of story!''

"Boy!"

"Episode 5"

Listen, Mr. Johnny...

good news is on the way you only need to wait for two...

two days, two months or two years, I mean

Or two centuries! Why can't you be more precise?

I'll surely get some good news during all this period of time!

Mug reader, would you hurry up? You've been reading it for an hour now!

I drank 5 cups of coffee so far and I don't even like coffee!

It gives me dark circles and I have oily skin as you know!

I can see everything here so clearly! That's it!

- So, tell me! - I read in the cup...

that you've come back from a faraway distance!

Let me guess!

Do you mean America, for example?

I'm so amazed by your talent!

Also, it says that you've come to one of your close relatives...

- but you've never met them before! - Oh, my God!

Look how my hand is shaking!

- Oh, dear! - What is it?

I read in the cup that someone will ask you for a favor...

and if you don't do it you'll get in a big trouble!

Forget it! I won't give you my cellphone, Hadeya!

Why is that, Johnny? Is it too much to ask?

It's so low! You started playing tricks on me and...

- Hello! - Hello, welcome!

- Is El Kabeer here? - No, he still didn't come back home

- Ok, that's good! - What's wrong, man? Why are you so nervous?

I got into a big trouble

and only you can get me out of it, Mr. Johnny!

What do you mean, Fazzaa?

My brother, Faheem did a terrible thing!

He's been staying in Qena for 6 years

he graduated from the nursing school and had a job there

then, he decided to get married and got engaged to a girl from Qena

he asked me to go ask for her hand in marriage and her father met us

and guess what? Her father is a senior army officer

so, I told my brother: "listen, my brother those people are out of our league''

But he didn't like what I said

as you know he's the only educated person in our family...

- so, he's so proud and arrogant... - Be brief! Get to the point!

What do you need? Do you need money?

No! No! What are you saying? I don't need money thanks to you!

- What are you saying? The problem... - What do you want?

Is about something else, Mr. Johnny!

The problem is when I went to see the girl's father...

like my brother asked me to...

he introduced me to them as the mayor of Al Mazareeta

- What? - What?

Faheem did it! What can I say?

He's such a liar! He's an expert liar! He simply can't stop lying!

So, I didn't want to embarrass him in front of his in-laws...

so, I went along with it and I pretended to be the mayor...

we got their initial approval and everything was going so well...

until her father insisted on visiting us back...

after our visit to their village so, he wants to come here

The mayor of Al Mazareeta? Have you, both, lost your minds?

Do you know what he would do if he figured that you were lying?

- What? - He would sue you and your brother!

Ok, but how would he know the truth, Mr. Johnny?

When he comes to visit you and sees your rundown house...

- will he believe that you're the mayor? - No! He won't, of course!

What are you waiting for then? Do you want him to know the truth and embarrass you here?

- It's pretty obvious that you're not the mayor! - But why?

You don't have the mayor's charisma! You just don't look like a mayor!

I was thinking that I invite him here after taking your permission, of course...

so I would host them as the mayor!

- Did you take drugs? Did you have a drink? - No, I didn't! No, I didn't!

Are you a rapper, man? Answer my question properly!

- What is it? - Why did you think that we would say yes?

We'll do that act for 2 hours only, Mr. Johnny! What's the problem with that?

Also, Mrs. Hadeya would make us a delicious meal to have at lunch!

Do you want me to make you lunch, too you shoe?

Man, I wouldn't get involved in all that nonsense!

If you want to bluff them do it alone!

Why, Mr. Johnny? Say yes, please! I'm begging you to say yes!

That poor boy, Faheem, is an orphan! And if he got arrested, I'll get arrested, too!

- Please, sir! I'm begging you! - Enough! Enough!

Even if Johnny said yes do you think that El Kabeer would?

If he knew about this then it will be a disaster!

How would he know? El Kabeer leaves the house early in the morning...

and he doesn't come back home until the sunset

What if he came home suddenly while the guests are still here?

No! Don't worry about it, ma'am!

I'm sure that El Kabeer has a lot of work tomorrow

he'll be so busy, that's why he will be back home late

so, we can have them here then, they'll leave...

and no one will know about it! Please, say yes, Mr. Johnny!

May God bless you, ma'am! May God make you rich!

- Son! Son! Stop it, would you? - May God...

Although you're overreacting about this...

- I'm ok with that! Quiet, boy! - God bless you!

- What about El Kabeer? - What about him? I'm the mayor!

I have the right to let him impersonate me! Impersonate me!

It's none of your business! I'm the man of the house!

- Impersonate me... under one condition - God bless you! What is it?

You should let the father know the truth before they get married

- we don't want to lie to them! - As you wish, Mr. Johnny!

- There's another thing! - What is it, sir?

If you told me later that they're planning to pay us another visit or come in summer...

- I won't say yes! - It will be the first time and the last one!

What do you say, ma'am?

- I'll say yes, but I hope nothing bad happens! - God bless you!

May God make you rich! May God bless you, Mr. Johnny! God...

- well, I have a small request! - What?

If you were ok with this, ma'am and sir when the guests arrive...

can you call Faheem as "Dr. Faheem", please?

- What are you saying? Isn't he a nurse? - Yes...

but he told them that he's a doctor

May God protect you, Kabeer! I hope you get back home safely!

Thank you! Do you need anything that I can get you?

- No, thanks, my dear! - I'm going to the center...

- shall I bring you ice lolly? - Get me a pink one if you find any!

- As you wish! - When will you be back home, Kabeer?

I'll be a little late first, I'll go to the bank to get my money...

then, I'll go see Mr. Awad to finish the water pumps' deal

Why do you want to take the trouble to do it, Kabeer? Why doesn't he come here...

- so you would give him the money? - He's an old man and he's so busy

also... what do you have to do with it anyway? Why are you arguing about it?

I answered her question but she immediately gave me...

why don't you come closer, my dear? Come closer to me! Come!

Come near your mom and dad!

- Come closer to get a hug! - No! No! I'm so sorry, Kabeer!

- The car is ready outside, sir! - Listen...

if you see me talking to your lady from now on you should be 7 meters away, at least!

- As you wish, sir! As you wish, sir! - You should stand right there

- May you return home safely, Kabeer! - May you return home safely, Kabeer!

- Fazzaa, when will the guests arrive? - They're on their way, ma'am!

Faheem just called me and told me that they arrived at the village

I'll go get them

- but I have a small request, ma'am - What?

Do you remember that neat dark blue woollen cloak...

that El Kabeer likes a lot and only wears on important occasions?

- Yes, I do - Could you please bring it to me...

- so that I would wear it, ma'am? - Oh, dear! Did you lose your mind, Fazzaa?

- Do you want me to get you El Kabeer's cloak? - Say yes, ma'am, please!

Give it to me so that they would believe that I'm the mayor!

I guess that you want to destroy my life and make El Kabeer divorce me!

Do you know what I would do with you if anything happened to that cloak, Fazzaa?

No! No! Don't worry, ma'am! I'll take good care of it

Ok, go now and see when the guests will arrive!

Yes, ma'am!

I hope nothing bad happens today!

Yes, Fazzaa! I'm here already!

Come, Rabab, let's get in

Look at that! Look at that!

This is amazing! Touch wood!

I spent the most beautiful years of my life in this house

- Great! - When I was little...

I used to play in this garden with my late father, may his soul rest in peace

- May his soul rest in peace! Do you mean here? - Yes, in this garden

we used to play here together my father, my brother Fazzaa and I

- Fazzaa! Fazzaa! - Welcome home! How are you, Faheem?

- I missed you, doctor! - I missed you, my brother!

- How are you, Faheem? - How are you, Fazzaa?

- Welcome! Welcome! Welcome, sir! - Hello! Hi! Hello!

- We're so glad to have you! Welcome! - Hello!

- How are you? Welcome, beautiful bride! - Thank you!

Let's get inside, Faheem! Please, come in! Come inside and get some rest

- This statue! - What about it?

Do you remember this statue, Fazzaa?

Do you remember when a bare electrical wire was beneath it...

and we used to grab it with some kids of the village...

and play Electricity game? We used to lose one player each day!

- How great! How great! I hope you enjoyed it! - Yes, of course! What did you think?

- Let's go inside... What should I remember? - Fazzaa, do you remember...

do you remember when you bought a filter...

and our dad said that it was full of holes and you should return it?

- Yes! Of course! How would we use it then? - Yes!

Let's get inside, guys!

- Do you remember... - I don't remember anything!

- Let's get inside, general! - Don't argue with your brother, doctor!

I guess that he has an early-onset Alzheimer!

- Welcome, guys! Come in, beautiful bride! - Let's go, Rabab! Let's get in! Give me a hand!

- Let's get in before he forgets who we are! - Come in, sir! Welcome!

Listen to me! Stop exaggerating I'm begging you!

Stop doing this so that we won't get in a big trouble!

Welcome, doctor! Welcome to our house, guys!

What a beautiful house! What a beautiful house! Touch wood!

- Welcome to our house, Mr. Nazim! - Thank you, sir!

- Oh, my God! Is the bride German? - No, why?

- Isn't he Rudy Voller? - What is this, sir? Look at that!

- What do you mean? - Do you have guests already?

No! No! He's not a guest! He's Mr. Johnny! He...

- I... I'm his partner! - His partner!

I'm a retired general! I'm a retired general...

I'm Nazim Al Assiouti! I am one of the heroes who defended our country, Egypt!

- I'm sorry, but I can't stretch my hand - Why?

I actually got a fragment out of a fast bullet I got...

when I joined the army in Sinai War

- I'm pleased to meet you! Nice to meet you! - I'm pleased to meet you! Nice to meet you!

Tell me, sir what exactly is your business together?

- We work together! - Ok, but what kind of work is it?

- It's business! - Ok, but...

They have a lot of projects that they're working on together!

For example Al Mazareeta New Park

- What about it? - It's going to be designed in the same way...

as Disneyland in America!

- That's wonderful! - But they'll add...

the Worm and Disco Pang Pang games of Sinbad World!

How did he come up with that? He has a vivid imagination!

I'm glad to meet you! Ok, but who is this pretty girl?

- I'm a relative of his - Yes! She's the respected lady...

Mrs. Hadeya and she's...

- she's my aunt! - What?

Ok, but don't you think, mayor that she's too young to be your aunt?

- Well... actually... - Actually, our grandparents...

didn't have any children for 25 years...

after they had my mother

and after all those years they had my aunt, Hadeya!

He's an expert liar! I had tears in my eyes!

I'm glad to meet you! Nice to meet you, Mrs. Hadeya!

Nice to meet you, ma'am!

Excuse me, ma'am this is...

- a good gift... I mean, a small gift! - You didn't have to!

- I can't stretch my hands! What can I do? - It's ok!

- Welcome, guys! Welcome, pretty bride! - Let's get inside, guys, and get some rest

What are you saying? Lunch is ready!

They can go freshen up and they'll be ready to have lunch

- so that nothing bad happens! - What?

I mean so that we have a small meal together

- Come on, guys! Feel at home! Come on! - After you, sir!

- After you! - Come on! Thank you!

- Come inside, doctor! - Oh! Nice move, man!

- Is this a dance or something? - No! There's a fragment in my heel...

- and I couldn't remove it! - You will! You will!

I hope you get well soon! I hope so, Mr. Nazim! Please, go on! Welcome!

- I'm begging you! Let me take a picture... - What?

- With him! He looks exactly like him! - Who do you mean?

Robin Williams!

Don't be shy, guys! dig in!

In the name of God! Is this the small meal you made, Mrs. Hadeya?

It's actually a big meal and it looks so tasty!

But to be honest I won't be able to have all that food!

Since I got a fragment in the esophageal...

in the war in 1973 I can't eat well!

It's ok! Eat as much as you can!

- Come on, guys! Start eating! Don't be shy! - What are you saying! They feel at home!

- Don't be shy, dear bride! - Take this!

Why aren't you answering me, dear?

- Why isn't she speaking, Mr. Nazim? - She probably got a fragment in the...

Why aren't you eating, guys? Don't you like our food or something?

What are you saying? It's actually so delicious!

And it smells so good as well! Who made this great meal?

- My aunt, Hadeya! - Your aunt?

How wonderful! How wonderful!

It smells so good! You seem to be a really talented cook!

Enjoy! Although it's a modest meal we should've cooked you a calf, at least!

May God bless you and grant you happiness!

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

I... I'm really sorry, guys!

I'm sorry, doctor! My son!

Can you please get me the spoon that I dropped?

In fact, in the Gulf War...

I got a fragment in the pelvis and it slightly restricted my moves!

- Fazzaa! - Yes?

He's such a perforated guy! He's full of fragments!

- What can we do to help him? - Get him a magnet to pull all those fragments!

- Relieve him from his pain, man! - "Hadeya!"

Bless you, sir! Bless you!

- It's El Kabeer! El Kabeer! - Go see what he wants!

- Why don't you go instead, man? - It's none of my business!

Didn't you tell me not to fear him and persuade me to do this?

- Then, go deal with him yourself! - "Hadeya! Answer me, woman!"

Did you hear that? Did you hear it? He said "Hadeya" not "Johnny"!

Did he say "Johnny"? He didn't! Also, I can't leave the table...

the men are still here and I have to stay with them! Go now!

"Woman!"

Mrs. Hadeya, it seems that there's someone shouting so loudly and calling your name

also, it seems like he's pretty close to you, ma'am...

because he called you saying "Hadeya! Answer, woman!"

There's no doubt about it and it's so obvious! We all heard him calling her name!

- Go, Hadeya! Answer El Kabeer! - Ok, I'm coming! I'm coming!

May God protect us all!

- It seems that we'll get in a deep trouble! - Yes!

- Yes, Kabeer? - I've been calling you for an hour now!

- Where have you been, woman? - Here I am!

Why did you return home so early, Kabeer?

I finished my work in the bank...

and I brought you the ice lolly that you asked for

then, I was a bit tired so, I decided to get back home

and to be honest I took your advice...

and I called Mr. Awad and asked him to come here instead

- he was coming to Al Mazareeta anyway - "Don't be shy, guys! Please..."

What's that sound? Is there someone in the dining room?

- Well... - What's wrong, woman? Why are you nervous?

Listen, Kabeer I'll tell you the whole truth!

Excuse me! Can I please...

take a picture with you before we get exposed?

- He looks exactly like him! - Who do you mean?

My chemistry teacher in high school

- "What did you say?" - Oh, my God! We're exposed already!

Ok, I'll go take a walk, because...

it was a heavy meal!

Go ahead, finish your meal, Mr. Nazim! We're so sorry! Excuse us, please!

That's normal in his country! They usually do exercises when they eat like that...

- But he... - What are you going to do, Kabeer?

I'm going to throw those people outside...

and beat Fazzaa and his brother with my shoe!

I'm begging you, Kabeer! Let's not make a scene out of it!

- Let's not make any troubles today! - What?

I'll destroy them!

Why did they pretend to be the mayor and his brother?

- How did you get involved in such a thing? - It was Johnny's fault!

Calm down, Kabeer! Fazzaa is like family to us after all!

I'm sure that you won't be happy to get him arrested and insulted!

He promised me to tell them the truth after this visit ends safely, God willing!

- That doesn't justify it, Hadeya! It doesn't! - Please, Kabeer! Do it for me!

They'll leave in 2 hours anyway!

After that, you can punish Fazzaa the way you like...

- you can even skin him alive! - Alright!

Alright, Fazzaa! I'll show you, you dirty dog!

- Where are you going? - It's what I have to do!

I'll congratulate the mayor and his in-laws!

What a disaster!

How are you, sir?

How are you doing, Faheem?

- Give me a hug, sir! - Gladly, sir!

Are you wearing my cloak you idiot?

After these people leave, I'll kill you!

Welcome, Kabeer! Come on in!

- Congratulations, Faheem - Thank you...

- Welcome - Thank you

Aren't you going to introduce me to your in-laws?

Of course, this is major general Nazim he's the father of the bride

and that is Rabab, the bride

- Welcome - Thanks

Welcome! we didn't get acquainted

even though you were walking behind me hugging and whacking people...

- without giving me any of your attention - He's not a stranger

he's El Kabeer! One of the most important people in the village...

- and he's my aunt Hadeya's husband - Your aunt?

- I can't believe this! - Yes, I'm his aunt, Kabeer!

Aren't Fazzaa and Faheem my sister's children?

Of course!

Just so you know Fazzaa might seem as an adult but he's a boy

I want to tell you that he's wearing a diaper under this cloak!

- Welcome, welcome, welcome - Welcome to you too

Do you believe that I want to hug you the way you hugged him?

But honestly, I can't stand up

I have 270 fragments of different sizes inside my body

and that's because who's sitting in front of you is a hero...

of Egypt's seven wars

starting from the war of 1956...

going through the war of 1973 and the attrition...

ending with the Gulf war plus a little bit of resistance in Afghanistan

Excuse me are all those fragments in one place?

- No, they are distributed - Thank God

may God heal you, after all every good man faces such challenges

so you became a donkey and now you're old enough to get married, Faheem!

- Did you finish studying at the school? - School?

What school? It's been a long time since he saw me

I've a bachelor's degree in medicine and completed my master degree...

and I'm currently applying for the doctorate

May God bless you! May God bless you!

- Faheem Syringe is now a doctor! - Syringe?

- Syringe? - It's a long story, when he was little...

he used to love collecting hospital waste such as contaminated syringes...

he would poke himself and his friends also the animals and dogs to transmit diseases

ever since we've called him Faheem Syringe

- Yes, that's right - But do you know something, Faheem, my son?

I'm very proud of you...

you're a strong man, because you left your dad's properties who's the mayor...

and you left everything that you have to study medicine...

completed your master degree and started with your doctorate

Yes, I've never forgot my dream of becoming a doctor

to help people and relieve them

even though my dad, bless his soul had left me a lot of money and lands after he died

Yes, yes, yes! He had left you so much!

Mr. Abbas, God bless his soul had left you so many lands!

- Isn't that right, mayor? - Yes, for sure

You're welcome! you are shining like the sun without electricity

yes, speaking of electricity while I was on my way home...

I found that the public electrical wire is bare

I wonder who's going to hold the bare electrical wire?

Who?

- Welcome, welcome - Thank you for your hospitality

this is so great!

What's that wonderful photo over there? What's that?

He's so charming and handsome who's that, Faheem?

- He's my father, may God bless his soul - May God bless his soul

- Do you remember, Fazzaa... - No, I don't! What should I remember?

What is this flood of memories that you have?

Keep it short, Faheem! Keep it short and don't disturb your in-laws

Hello! Yes, Mr. Awad!

Are you coming today or not?

Really? Are you still at the center?

So what? You'll get here soon, good

do you remember my house's location?

Good, I'm waiting for you

goodbye, goodbye come here, come here, girl

- where are you going? - I'm going to get them tea

It's the fifth pot of tea they drink!

- What is it? How long are they staying here? - It's ok, they'll leave soon

- We're happy to have you - We're happy to be here

Doctor! Why are you sitting as if you have rashes in your legs?

I'm siting in my house

Ok, excuse us now, guys

- let's go, Rabab - It's still early! Still early

May God prolong your life, Kabeer! Rabab, take a couple of apples to eat on the way

Are you leaving already, uncle? You just came here

I've made everything ready for your stay here tonight...

I even prepared the guest room myself

Sorry, there was a mosquito

No, how could we stay here? To be honest, we didn't plan for this

- maybe some other time - You're right, that's right

You'll come another time first thing in the morning, feeling fresh

Then you'll stay and watch with us the movie of the night

Sorry, sorry! It was a bee

Let me ask you, Faheem what's the movie of the night?

It's called The Road to Eilat...

- it will be on channel 7 today - They can't watch it

- Why? - The first problem...

is that all terrestrial channels are distorted

there's nothing working but the Hot Bird satellite

secondly, he might have seen The Road to Eilat a thousand time before

But I honestly, Kabeer...

any movie or series that reminds me of the war...

makes me so happy especially this movie, The Road to Eilat

it reminds me of the most beautiful days

Why, uncle? Did you attend the filming?

Tell us about the backstage making

What making and what filming are you talking about?

I was one of the officers who participated in this operation

do you know the role of the officer which was played by the actor Nabil Al Halfawi?

- Yes! - That officer was me

Did you say in real "We're eagles in the sky and lions on the land"?

- Yes - I wish I was with you

It's settled then, since that's the case...

I greatly insist that you stay and watch the movie with us

- Yes, but... - No buts or ifs, uncle

the tea's ready as well, the movie will be shown while we're sipping tea

Let me hold it for you, auntie!

Sorry, there was a snake

Let me hold it for you, auntie

- The cloak! The cloak! - The clock got ruined

- Give me the cloak! Give me the cloak! - Give the cloak to your aunt!

Give the cloak to your aunt your aunt's sweetheart!

- I'm sorry, Fazzaa, I didn't notice! - It's ok, Faheem!

You're more precious than a 100 cloak!

- I want to talk to you, mayor! - He's the one who spilled it!

- Just a couple of words inside, mayor - As you want

Sorry, there was a lizard

- It's all good, uncle! It's all good - Hopefully, it's all good

Here you go, bride! Here you go

Drink, Rabab

- What is it? - Go inside!

- What's going on, Kabeer? What're you doing? - You son of a....

You're pretending to be a mayor you cow, cow, cow!

- Kabeer - That's not all...

you soaked my favorite cloak with tea! Tea! Tea!

- No, no, no! it's not my fault, Kabeer! - Tea!

Faheem is the one who lured me into this trouble

How about I hit both of you and Faheem? Call him

- As you order! Faheem! - Louder, boy!

- Louder, boy! - Faheem!

- Come here, Faheem! - Is there a problem, Fazzaa?

Yes!

Here comes the fancy groom! Why did you insist on them to stay here?

- Do you think it's your dad's house? - That's because you're so kind, Kabeer!

I'm like your younger brother...

and when my dad died 25 years ago...

No, no, listen, stop the whole acting!

Stop it because your performance is so overrated

it's so overrated

- My brother! - Stand up! Are you trying to fool me?

Listen, you two...

no one will watch movies here!

- Do you understand? - Yes

- Louder! Do you understand? - Kabeer!

- We Understand - Say it together at the same time!

- Do you understand? - We do!

- Come on, Faheem - Come on, Faheem

Come on, Faheem walk, Faheem, walk

- What's that bat? - What's it?

Open the door for me! Open it!

- Did you see how he jumped like a monkey? - I want to do it like him!

Do you want to do it like him?

How about I give you your share and his of the beating?

No, Kabeer! No, Kabeer! No, Kabeer! No!

It's good that you came ! Come the movie is about to start, The Road to Eilat

do you know something? You're right the terrestrial channel was a little fuzzy

but thank God, we did as you advice and we found the movie on Hot bird

- Did you find The Road to Eilat on Hot Bird? - Yes

You're lucky in your bad luck! Fazzaa!

- Yes! - I mean, your royal highness Mayor, Fazzaa

- Yes - I'm going upstairs to rest for five minutes

- when I get back, I want to find everything... - Make yourself at home, Kabeer

- Excuse me - Where're you going? Could that be?

Will you leave after convincing me of staying here to watch the movie?

- Me? - Yes!

Didn't you wish to be with us?

- In real life not on the silver screen - Stay with us, you'll have fun!

- No, no, I'm going up - Sit down, sit down, take this and sit down

I insist that you sit down, eat this

- you're at your brother's house - We're more than brothers!

Welcome, groom!

Welcome, Rabab

Do you know that what's going on this movie...

doesn't show quarter of what happened with us in real life?

We saw so many things that happened

the tension was a little hard it was so high

the fear was even higher and higher

my face was sweating more than that

How's that? If you'd been sweating more than that...

you would have flooded the mine and all of Eilat!

This moment was one of the hardest moments that I've seen in my life

the whole operation would've been ruined if the fuse hadn't been installed

- Was it installed? - What do you see? Was it installed or not?

- Of course it was installed! Tell her, Kabeer! - It was installed! It was installed!

It wasn't going to be installed!

It wasn't going to be installed!

If I hadn't sacrificed myself...

and put myself in peril

and all of that was for the sake of Egypt, freedom...

and achieving social justice!

All of that was because I came up with a genius plan

and it's the sharpener solution

- The sharpener! - Enough, Sir! That's enough! I know the story!

And to prove it, you put on flippers...

and dived into the water instead of that sick officer...

- I don't know what was wrong with him - Yes, you're right

but I want to tell you a secret

do you know something, Kabeer?

I have something in my heart that I want to talk about

do you know that these three mines...

- weren't actually three? - How many were they?

- They were four - Really?

And why did they show only three?

It's cinematic business as you know

they saved the price of a mine but this fourth mine...

was in a big bus

and it was placed in the back of the bus

the mine exploded

and everyone in the bus was dead!

We all were dead!

How were you dead, Mr. ghost? You're sitting here safe and sound!

We all were dead except for me

I'm a general I couldn't have died such an ordinary death

everyone in the bus was dead!

I was riding a jeep next to the bus

but the fragments were scattered from the bus like rice!

One of them hit me

it started spinning around me and entered my back

ever since I can't crack my back

Go, go, go open the door I've had enough!

He's talking about cracking his back! What's this?

- Hello! - Hello!

- Is El Kabeer here? - Yes, Who's asking for him?

- Tell him it's Mr. Awad - Is it about the water pumps?

- Yes, exactly! - Come on in, Mr. Awad!

- El Kabeer is expecting you - Ok, ma'am, thank you so much

- Hello! - Welcome!

- How are you, Kabeer? - I'm so happy you're here

Thank you, you have guests now so I won't take much of your time

Oh my! Uncle Nazim?

How are you, Uncle Nazim? I miss you so much, man

Do you know uncle Nazim, Kabeer?

I got to know him a short time ago but I hope it will be a good acquaintance

- Do you know him? - Of course! I've known him my whole life!

He's the first sergeant I deal with in army farms

- The first what? - The first sergeant

- Sergeant? - Hopefully

Sergeant

a wick, Eilat and much more!

And fragments scattering everywhere!

You cheat!

What's going on, mayor?

Are you going to let him insult us in your house?

- No, that can't be, Mr. Nazim... - Cut it off, you mule! Cut it off, you mule!

He's a crook like you you're colleagues!

- this man works for me as a guard - Yes

And the boy standing next to you Syringe, is a nurse, and there's more...

he's the main reason of the spread of AIDS in all of Egypt

he collects hospital waste and sells it

- Working isn't a humiliating thing, Kabeer! - Shut up, lunatic!

What's going on, mayor? I don't understand

I'll clear everything up for you, Fazzaa

- Yes, sir - Take your in-laws and go to the office

- I have nothing to do with this, they came... - To the office!

As you order! Come here, Faheem

- Go ahead, Mr. Nazim - Go, Rabab! Come on, bride

it seems like you'll turn out to be Madline Tabar as well!

Did that man scam you?

Sit down and drink some tea, I'll be back

I'll take five minutes or an hour at most

Hadeya, make him some tea

- What's going on, ma'am? - Nothing, hopefully everything is fine

Are you sure that everything is fine?

Don't worry, it's nothing is it your first time here?

Yes

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