Original subtitles

"Boy!"

"Boy!"

"I came home and brightened the place"

"Get up, lower the bass and increase the beat"

"Celebrate my arrival with fire clapping, and ululations"

- "I am El Kabeer" - "He is El Kabeer"

"Money, arms, power and an army of 3000 men''

"A hundred times stronger than a bear I roar like a lion"

"As proud as an eagle sly like a fox"

"Mix all of these together and you will have El Kabeer"

- "A dangerous mix" - "A dangerous mix"

"I drank camel milk as a kid not formula or juice"

"That's why I am tough, rough and dangerous"

"Professional PlayStation gamer and can beat any small kid"

- "Or a big kid" - "Or a big kid"

"I can rule any people no matter how many"

"It doesn't matter if they are rich or poor"

"Even if they are scholars, illiterates, or college kids"

"They have to obey me or they will disappear''

"Objection!"

"Yeah"

"Yeah"

"Come on! I really love this country like the fat kid loves the cake"

"And I'll be the new Mayor please just give yourself a break"

"You can't even battle me one on one Mr. Fake"

"My rap is like an ocean while your rap is like a lake"

"Please talk to me in Arabic if you don't mind brother"

"Don't mimic Eminem 50 Cent or Soulja Boy"

"If we compared our Rap to the breeds of dogs"

"mine would be Pitbull and yours will be a stray called Roy"

- "Listen, El Kabeer" - "No, you shut up and listen"

"I am a knight and can lift heavier than you can"

"No way you can beat me no matter how hard you try"

"Even in the Rap challenge I'll always have the final word"

"An apple tastes bitter when you eat it after chocolate"

''End of story!''

"Boy!"

"Episode 4"

"Come here, Amna!"

"Come here, don't be scared!"

"Your name is Amna, right?"

"At your service, ma'am!"

- "Your name is beautiful" - This thing is really delicious

- what is it called? - Hagras told me that it's prickly pear

Pear! Wait a second we ate something of the same kind

but it was called bayomis or basyomis...

- It's called figs - Exactly, figs!

This thing is delicious with all its kinds

but do you know what? This is more delicious

although it has seeds that goes into your teeth like the ones in guava but it's delicious

give me the remote control it's beside your feet

What?

Are you acting dumb? You heard me, give me the remote control, it's beside your feet

I can't, Johnny!

How did you become lazy? If you just turn around, you'd find it! It's beside your feet!

Okay, since it's so easy you can go and get it

- "Come with me" - Okay, look...

let's say that a bug stung you on your foot

- you'll scratch it, instead, give me the remote - I'm tired, Johnny!

Ashly! Ashly!

iPod and headphones

Thomas, one last thing

can you please give me the pillow beside your feet too

so I can throw it on Ashly so she can bring me the remote so I can change...

Johnny, leave me alone! I want to take a rest

You lazy boy!

- Have you rested? - I won't... I can't... I like this movie

if you don't like it, you go get the remote

- What? - What is it?

Mom is going to China she has a meeting there

What's wrong with that? Let her blow off some steam

let her buy a counterfeit mobile or broke down or old stuff

- That's not the problem, the problem is Sue - Your sister, Sue! What's wrong with her?

She can't take her so she's sending her here

What?

- That's true, Sue is coming here - What a disaster!

What do you mean she's coming here? Let her go to any of your relatives in America

We can't, Johnny! My aunt's getting a divorce and my uncle's wife is giving birth and...

the baby has problems with his hands by the way, mom...

has already booked her ticket and she's coming

Oh, my God!

Honestly people, with all your silliness and stupidity, you're nothing compared to her

she's so unbearable

- how long will she stay here? - Two weeks

- When is she coming? - The day after tomorrow at 10 a.m.

They will be such two weeks

let me tell you something, my friend! Keep me swamped with work within these two weeks

push me to my limits let me carry bricks on my back

let me go back and forth carrying it I want to get back so tired and sleep right away

- Okay? - Okay!

Give me the remote so I can switch the channel

Fazzaa!

Where are you, Fazzaa?

Where did that man go?

Fazzaa went with Thomas and Ashly to the station, Kabeer...

to bring their little sister

They act as if it's their own house, they bring whoever they want and take Fazzaa with them too

It's okay, Kabeer! She's your guest and it's your duty to respect her

You're right! What will we provide her but food and a place to stay?

- She'll be gone after two days - Come!

- It looks like they're here - Come in, Sue!

Come in, dear!

What is this disgusting place you're staying in?

Also, why didn't my bags get here yet?

- You, you human being! - Yes!

Why did it take you for ever to get the bags from the car?

It's okay! They are too heavy and I had to rest my back a bit

Why do they keep you working for them when you are this tired?

May God forgive you it's okay

What an uncivilized action!

The bag contains things that could break

which means that you're not supposed to throw it in such a stupid way, understood?

May God forgive me!

- What are you saying? - He's not saying anything, Sue!

- You can leave now, Fazzaa! - Why are you talking?

Did anyone speak with you? You're such a weirdo!

How could you ask him to leave?

Do you want me to take these bags upstairs on my own?

Come on, take the bags to my room or are you tired?

It's okay, Fazzaa! My sister, Sue is a little bit moody

- No, it's okay! I have... - Come on, are you going to chat now?

- Take these to my room - Where is your room?

Take them to my room, Fazzaa!

- As you wish, Ms. Ashly! - And where will you stay?

- What do you mean by that, Sue? - Ashly!

In the room with you, of course!

How is that? You already know that I don't like to share a room with anyone

What do you mean by anyone? She's your sister

also, her room is wide, clean and comfortable

- What is she? - She is Hadeya...

she's Johnny's brother's wife

Whatever, anyway, where will you stay?

If you say that, this means that I have no room to stay in

This is not my problem, it's yours

figure something out, stay at some other place since you already knew that I was coming

- do you know where her room is? - Yes!

Alright, come with me!

As your childhood says!

What is this evil girl?

No, really!

Something must be wrong something is wrong

I'm so tired, Johnny!

I have a fever, dizziness...

- and vomit... - That's enough! I know, please!

Please, don't describe it, don't!

I know that you're sick that's enough, I'm like you

Ashly as well, she hasn't gone out of the bathroom since she came back

dear Ashly!

Do you think there is a pandemic causing people to die of diarrhea?

No, I'm thinking it's because of this prickly pear we kept on eating

Why? We kept eating it for three days and we were fine!

Maybe it's because we spent three days eating it

- Do you think so? - Of course!

Oh, my God!

Tell me, doctor! Give me good news

They are experiencing strong allergy from the prickly pear

unfortunately, this allergy is so contagious

you should isolate those three in one room without anyone going inside

give them this medicine and scatter it three times a day

- What? - Scatter

This scattering, is it before having the meal or after it?

No, scatter the medicine while they're eating

I'm bored!

Get them this medicine as fast as possible and give it to them

if anything was to happen to them I'll place the blame on you

- Peace be upon you! - Wait, doctor!

- Yes? - Are you mad at me?

- Are you holding a grudge against me? - No...

Tell me, don't be afraid! I won't bury you here just because I'm El Kabeer

No, I'm just... may God forgive you, father!

I told him I wanted to study law in France

but he insisted that I should study in an institute

Father!

What institute graduates doctors? Who's that?

- What did the doctor say? - He said that they should be isolated

look, let the three of them stay in Johnny's room

- Alright! - Where will I stay now?

Didn't we agree that you'd stay in your sister Ashly's room, dear?

Stupid! The room will definitely be full of viruses

and I might get infected

That's true, the girl is right

- let her sleep here - What is this cute man saying?

Also, I didn't speak with you!

That's why don't speak with me, please!

Listen to me, girl! Everyone in this house is one thing, and I am another

don't you dare to talk to me like that again

That's enough, Kabeer! She's your guest!

It's okay, dear! We have another room

- What room? - El Kabeer Awi's room

What are you saying, you cow? Will we let every guest we have sleep in that room?

It's okay, Kabeer! She's a child and won't bear to sleep on the sofa

I don't care whether she can bear it or not let her sleep in hell

Who do you want to go sleep in hell?

I'm not talking to you...

- so please, don't talk to me! - Kabeer...

- she's just a little child! - Is this a little child?

- She's an evil girl! - Do it for me, Kabeer!

- No - For your decedent father's sake, agree on it!

Do whatever you want, Hadeya!

This girl's way of looking at me is weird

Did you see how I dealt with it, dear?

El Kabeer Awi's room is the most beautiful room here...

but you deserve it, you moon!

- It's huge and wide... - Enough, enough!

Stop talking, where is that room?

It's the room right in front of us

Alright, go upstairs and get my things from that room to this room, okay?

How powerful!

We seek forgiveness from God!

Where is the breakfast, Hadeya?

- Why are you looking at me like that, girl? - I'm free to look wherever I want

Here's the breakfast!

I made you such a royal breakfast

come sit next to uncle El Kabeer, sweety!

What is this smell? What will you feed me?

It's Mufataka, I added more fenugreek than usual

and the rest is as you can see...

mesh cheese, beans, honey with tahina...

- omelet and scrambled eggs... - No, no, no!

I didn't understand any word you just said

- do you expect me to eat this disgusting food? - What disgusting thing, you evil girl?

Are we eating animals food?

Please, don't talk to me...

since I did not talk to you

- Okay dear, would you like some white cheese? - That's acceptable

I'll bring you a bread and a piece of white cheese from the container

what container? Don't disgust me

Look, bring me the cheese without bothering me with details

Alright, I'll take the breakfast to those sick three as well

Be careful not to walk into the room and get infected and infect us all

Don't worry, I'll put the breakfast in front of their door

Why are you doing as this dummy says?

Don't look at me like that, girl! Unless you want me to break this plate over your head

Break it over my head and I will send you to jail

Where did you get this power from?

I'm afraid that this thing is not sanitized

I wouldn't be surprised if Ashraf or Fazzaa had used it one day!

I tell you what put it under your tongue because I'm disgusted

and I'll accept whatever temperature it says for you, we're the same

What is this, Johnny? Are you testing it on me?

What will happen to you, Thomas? You're already sick and dying!

No, bro, I don't want to

"Mr. Johnny? The food is near the door, someone come and take it"

Thank you, Hadeya, thank you

we're being treated like prisoners and outcasts

- Thomas, Thomas... - What?

Please, get up, get up go get the food from behind the door

the fever has exhausted me, it really has

Do I look well to you, Johnny? I'm exhausted from the fever too

you know what? Tell Ashly

Ashly? Ashly don't act stupid, you're awake!

- What is this? How did you know? - It's obvious, it looks really fake

No one sleeps breathing like this or with their face looking like this

I can't even lift my arm up how can I get up from the couch then?

Alright, alright we'll starve to death then!

Because both of you are lazy!

- Thomas, Thomas - What?

- Give me the remote - Do you just want to take!

Hadeya?

Hadeya?

What is this crap? Hadeya?

- Yes, my love, is there anything? - Why hasn't this room been cleaned?

And why has nobody emptied my bag and put my clothes in the wardrobe?

Alright I'll put your clothes in the wardrobe

- And when will this room be cleaned? - Tomorrow morning...

when Umm Bo'beyka comes I'll tell her to do your room first

What? And I'll stay in this crap till tomorrow morning?

Crap? What do you want me to do then?

- You clean it - What?

What? Did I say something weird or what?

No, darling, know your limits!

I'm the lady of the house here and you're a guest here

and our guest has to be polite

- So you're saying that I'm impolite? - Of course, Impolite and rude too

- I'm impolite? You ignorant backward woman! - "I'm ignorant and backward!"

"Yes, You're ignorant backward and a cow too?

- Thomas? Thomas? Thomas! - What? What is happening?

Is there a fight downstairs or is it fever hallucinations?

- It probably is that - What? Hallucinations or a fight?

- It's a fight, Johnny, a fight! - "Why? Who do you think you are?"

- Thomas, Thomas... - Johnny, I'm beside you, why are you hitting?

- Go see this fight - You go!

Every time I tell you to do something you tell me to do it!

- I'm tired, Johnny - "I'm tired, Johnny! I'm tired Johnny!"

"Only El Kabeer can call me a cow, you heard me or not?"

- Ashly? Ashly? - Johnny, I won't get up

Did you know what I was going tell you? I wanted to check on you

You both are dogs

- Thomas? Thomas? Thomas? - What?

- Go get the food - "Why? Who do you think you are, girl?"

You're like this size if I slapped you I would kill you!

- Kill me? It would be a disaster for you - I want to be in a disaster...

isn't it enough putting up with your crap since you came?

- You want to disrespect us too, little girl? - Be respectful, or else I'll call the police

I want you to call the police, call 911 too

so they can come and collect your corpse that I'll cut to pieces with my teeth!

Keep in mind, if your parents didn't raise you well in America...

we will know how to raise you well here!

- "Come here, boy" - "My goodness!"

"You scared me, whatever your name is"

- "you scared me, Sheikh" - "I scared you?"

- "Sheikh!" - "Where were you?"

- "What, captain?" - Where's the breakfast?

There's no more there's no more food, you spoiled girl

- What do you mean? What will I eat? - Go to the kitchen

check the leftovers you might find something there

Hey you! Watch out, I'm standing here!

Hadeya? Where's the cheese you gave me yesterday?

- In the container - Can you go get me a piece and some bread?

The container is there in the kitchen

if you're hungry, go get it yourself

Do you think you can control me because I'm staying with you?

By the way, I can depend on myself and get whatever I want

You independent kid

My goodness! Thank you, Hadeya!

My stomach is about to explode from the food

I'm glad you liked it, Kabeer

But why did you make so much food?

We are only two people? Will we throw away the rest?

It's alright, El Kabeer that's all thanks to you

while you wash your hands I'll make the tea to end your meal

No, tea? Is there even a place in my stomach for that?

Give me effervescent tablets to feel better

As you wish, Kabeer

Oh my! The girl is really hungry, Kabeer

I swear it's too much what we're doing to her

Too much? She's stuck up and arrogant

that's better, so she could learn

Hadeya?

- What? - Hadeya, didn't you say...

- that the cleaning lady was coming yesterday? - She did come yesterday

Well, why didn't you tell her to clean my room?

- You were asleep - Why didn't wake me up?

Didn't you say you didn't want anybody to wake you?

Can you call her to come and clean the room?

Of course not, because she comes from somewhere really far

- and she doesn't have a mobile phone - Well, will she come again?

- The start of next week - The start of next week!

And my room will stay dirty like this until the start of next week?

What can we do? This is what God wanted to happen

I'll clean the room myself

- What else? - I'll need some things to clean the room

- What will you need? - A feather duster...

a vacuum cleaner, Dettol and a brush

As you wish don't you want air freshener too?

- What is this? - This is what we have

And how will I clean with these?

You'll sweep with this and you'll wipe with this...

and you'll clean with this, here you go

Sweep first before you wipe so you don't make a mess

understood, little girl?

You know what? The girl swept and wiped better than Umm Bo'beyka

- That's good, she deserves that - But honestly, Kabeer...

- I really felt bad for her - You shouldn't, she's an arrogant girl

I want to hit her on the head so she can turn normal

They said there will be a power cut for three hours

That's better we can now sleep in quiet

- Good night, woman - Good night, Kabeer

- Who? - "I'm Sue"

- What? - The lights went out

and I'm afraid of sleeping alone in the dark

- My love! Come sleep with us - Come sleep where, dummy?

Kabeer, the girl is scared she can sleep between us

Please, and I promise you...

once the lights come back on I'll go to my room straight away

Alright, come in

I'll sleep near you here, on the couch

Hadeya? Does he snore?

Girl! Go to sleep, sleep!

Thank God! Really, thank God that we got better!

I thought I would spend the rest of my life in that room

Guys, I'm really hungry I want to eat right now

Me too, I'm dying to eat, hey!

- Beautiful? - Thank God you got better!

I'm glad you're well, Mr. Johnny I'm glad you're well, Mr Thomas

I'm glad you're well, sister

Today we have to cook you something to help you regain your strength

"You little girl? Where are you?"

- Yes, sister Hadeya, I'm coming - "Come here"

- So cute! So cute! - Happy to see you

- Who's this? - I don't know, but she really looks like you

- She looks like me? - She's a blonde

- It's weird, she knows our names well - Are you stupid, son?

I'm the mayor! The most popular person in this area

and you two are always following me so you got famous

Anyway... where's Sue?

- Sue! - Sue!

Subtitled by: eArabization