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Hey. How was your flight?
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Oh, just the typical run
to Boston.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no!
What?
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Well, you asked me
to pick up
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our monogrammed towels;
I completely forgot.
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Oh, that's okay.
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We can get them anytime.
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I sure like
that you care, though.
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Um... you know
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business is
really slow today.
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Really?
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How slow?
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Real slow.
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It's dead.
Oh, yeah.
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My business is so slow,
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I had to cancel flights
for the rest of the day.
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You're not just
teasing me, are you?
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No. If things
keep on like this,
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I might have to fire Fay.
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So... if we both have
time on our hands
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what do you want to do?
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My office. Two minutes.
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I'll get rid of Roy.
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Okay, Roy,
what do you want?
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Hmm...
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Let's see.
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What to have.
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What to have...
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How about the usual?
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Uh... well...
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Okay.
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Okay. Chili coming up!
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But you know...
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I have chili every morning.
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Um...
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I'm in the mood
for something different
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something... exciting.
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Yeah, so am I, so
let's get on with this.
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I know. I'm going to go
with the Nanturkey burger.
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You got it.
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But you know...
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maybe what they say is true:
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"Stick with your first choice."
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I'll have the chili.
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Chili coming up.
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Oh, Helen, what's the matter?
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(sobbing):
We're out of chili.
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What to have,
what to have...
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Did I ask about the chicken?
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Ten minutes ago
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and you said-- and I quote--
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"It's just not a chicken day."
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You know, I think I know
what the problem is.
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What, Roy?
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I'm just not hungry.
I had a big breakfast.
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See ya.
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Hey, Helen.
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It can wait, Casey.
Sure it can.
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You know that guy you
were engaged to?
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His name was
Davis Lynch, right?
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Right, right, right.
Okay, listen to this.
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"American financier
Davis Lynch
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"was released yesterday
after spending 16 months
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under house arrest in Rangoon
following a military coup."
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What?
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"Upon leaving the palatial
32-room seaside villa
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"where he had been confined,
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"Mr. Lynch said he hoped
no American would ever
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"have to endure the barbaric
treatment that he did.
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"He then bid a tearful
farewell to his house staff
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Lupar, Kupar and Mupar."
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Oh, gosh.
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I've got to get
to New York and see Davis.
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Why?
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Because... I never...
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Never what?
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Nothing.
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I've already said too much.
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Roy, I need a ticket
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on your next flight
to New York.
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Well, what is the rush?
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Uh, no rush.
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Davis Lynch was
under house arrest
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in Rangoon and she's
on her way to see him.
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The ticket.
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ANTONIO:
Helen?
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Helen, I was at
the Western Union office
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wiring my parents the better
part of my weekly pay
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which it is my honor
to do (coughs), and, uh...
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this cable
came for you.
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Did you hear?
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Davis Lynch was under
house arrest in Rangoon...
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And Helen is on her way
to New York to see him.
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Oh!
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Davis is on his way here
to see me.
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I've got to get Joe out of here
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before he comes.
Why?
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Because I can't let Joe know
that I never...
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ALL:
Never...
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what?
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Never mind.
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Joe?
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Finished!
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Oh...
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I love this.
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You, me, the middle
of the day.
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Joe, I need you to do
something for me right away.
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Ditto.
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Listen, you know...
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Joe, I've been thinking
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and I really want
those monogrammed towels now.
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Huh? Oh, okay.
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I'll get them the next
time I go to Boston.
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No. No!
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I need you to get out
and get me those towels now.
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Now?
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You want me to fly to Boston
just to pick up some towels?
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Just some towels?
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They're not just some towels.
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Those are...
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monogrammed towels...
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with initials on them.
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Our initials.
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Big "H", little "J", little "H".
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Those towels are a symbol.
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A symbol of what?
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A symbol...
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Well, if I have
to spell it out to you
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then what's it
all about, baby?
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Helen, I have urges.
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Can't this wait an hour?
Half an hour?
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(panting)
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We can take care of this
in three minutes.
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Joe, if you love me
and you care about us
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and care about building
our lives together
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you'll get on the damn plane
and get me my towels!
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Big "H", little "J"...
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All right, all right.
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I'll go and get
the towels
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but I just want
to tell you one thing.
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Right now...
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little "J" is
not very happy.
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Where you going?
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Apparently, I'm flying
to Boston
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to pick up
some monogrammed towels.
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I'm going to Boston.
I'll pick them up for you.
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I love you, man.
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No!
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It's got to be Joe.
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He's my husband.
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Those monogrammed towels mean
nothing coming from you!
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Why are you
so full of hate?
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Helen, do I really
have to...?
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Have a good flight.
Bye-bye.
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Oh, gosh.
What am I going to do?
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What am I gonna say?
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What's with her?
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Davis Lynch was under
house arrest in Rangoon.
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And she was on her way
to New York to see him.
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But now he's
on his way here
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to see her, so
she's freaking out.
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Why?
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Because she never...
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She never... what?
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(chuckles)
That's what we
want to know.
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"Never" what, Helen?
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Yeah, never what?
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Yeah, what's going on?
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What is it
that you "never"?
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Okay.
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I never broke off
my engagement with Davis,
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and he's on his way here
to marry me.
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(all gasp)
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Wait, wait.
I don't get it, Helen.
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How could you still
be engaged to Davis?
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You're married to Joe.
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Well, that's why they call it
a problem.
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So you never broke it off
with him?
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I thought you did it
that night
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that Joe proposed to you
in that elevator.
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That's the story
you told us.
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Well, I never told you
the whole story.
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Mmm...
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Joe, we're here.
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Where?
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Davis's floor.
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I've got to go in and
break the news to him.
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Okay, okay.
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I'll go with you.
Joe!
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A girl doesn't bring her fiancé
with her to dump her fiancé.
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I was brought up
better than that.
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What am I going
to say to him?
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Well, how about,
"All those who think
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"they're marrying Helen take two
steps forward.
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Not so fast, Lynch."
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Okay, all right, all right.
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Look, I really...
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I really do
feel for the guy.
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I'll just wait downstairs.
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Thank you for being
so sensitive.
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Davis, dear Davis...
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sometimes in life things happen
that we don't plan.
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I never meant to hurt you.
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I'm sorry,
but I can't marry you.
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(rapidly):
Davis, dear Davis...
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sometimes things happen in life
that we don't plan.
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I never meant to hurt you.
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I'm sorry,
but I can't marry you.
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Davis...
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Helen!
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Oh, Helen!
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I'm so glad you're here.
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Davis, dear Davis...
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Oh, that's not it.
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You know...
when you were late
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I actually started wondering
if you were having
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second thoughts
about getting married.
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Oh, no.
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I'm getting married.
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Oh, of course we are!
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But right now,
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it's time to start
celebrating.
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Davis, dear Davis...
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sometimes in life
things happen...
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And thank God they do!
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You know, for years
I was wondering
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if I'd ever find
the right person.
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To tell you the truth,
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my family was getting
a little nervous.
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I mean, look at me.
I'm in my 30s,
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I'm still single.
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Let's face it, there was talk.
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Well, this ain't going
to shut them up.
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Before yesterday,
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if somebody had asked me
if I was happy
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I'd have said, "sure."
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But being here with you now
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I realize
that my life began
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the moment you said
you'd marry me.
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Champagne?
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You bet.
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Helen, you might want
to pace yourself a little bit.
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Davis...
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dear Davis...
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sometimes in life
things happen
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that we...
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Are they here for me?
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Nah. I do this instead
of television.
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(laughing):
Of course they're
here for you.
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I want this to be
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the most memorable night
of our lives.
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Oh, it's going to be.
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Um... Davis...
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(clears throat)
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(loudly):
Dear, dear Davis,
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sometimes in life
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things happen
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that, um, we...
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Take five, boys.
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Why don't you go wait
in the library
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with the horn section?
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Davis, you have
to listen to me.
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There's something
that I have to say.
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Well, sure, honey.
Oh, wait a second.
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Come here,
come here, come here.
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(laughing):
It's almost time.
Come here.
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All right,
you see Times Square?
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, keep your eyes
on the electronic billboard.
271
00:09:58,180 --> 00:10:01,180
Three, two, one...
272
00:10:01,180 --> 00:10:05,690
"Helen, you're my love.
You're my life.
273
00:10:05,690 --> 00:10:07,190
"You're my everything.
274
00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:08,690
Knicks trounce Bulls..."
275
00:10:08,690 --> 00:10:10,190
No, no, no,
just the first part.
276
00:10:12,190 --> 00:10:15,700
Well, sweetheart,
what do you think?
277
00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:17,700
Davis...
278
00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,200
Davis, dear Davis...
279
00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,710
sometimes in life
things happen...
280
00:10:22,710 --> 00:10:25,210
ALL:
Surprise!
281
00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:28,710
When my family found out
that we were getting married
282
00:10:28,710 --> 00:10:30,710
they insisted
on meeting you immediately.
283
00:10:30,710 --> 00:10:32,720
Oh, good.
284
00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:35,220
Helen, I would like you
to meet my mother.
285
00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:37,720
Hello. I'm Mavis.
286
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,720
You don't know how long
I've waited for this day.
287
00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:43,230
Welcome to our family.
288
00:10:44,730 --> 00:10:47,230
Oh, Mavis,
dear Mavis...
289
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,230
And this...
290
00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:51,730
is Grammy Lynch.
291
00:10:51,730 --> 00:10:52,740
Hello, Grammy.
292
00:10:52,740 --> 00:10:55,240
She's got a little surprise
for you.
293
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,240
This ring...
294
00:10:57,240 --> 00:11:01,240
is the one that my grandfather
gave her when they got engaged.
295
00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,250
She wants you to have this.
296
00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:05,250
No, no, no,
I could not do that.
297
00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:06,250
Okay.
298
00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:07,750
Now, Grammy, come on!
299
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,250
Come on, now.
300
00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:11,250
Come on, we had a deal.
301
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,260
No, Davis, really, I can't...
302
00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,260
Yow!
303
00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:20,260
Whoo!
304
00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:23,270
Boy, you got to love
a rock like that, huh?
305
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,770
Hey! I just had
the most amazing idea.
306
00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:27,770
Why don't we get
married right now?
307
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:28,770
What?
308
00:11:28,770 --> 00:11:30,270
We're here. Why not?
309
00:11:30,270 --> 00:11:31,770
My whole family's here.
310
00:11:31,770 --> 00:11:33,780
You couldn't swing
a dead cat in this room
311
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,280
without hitting a judge.
312
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,280
Come on, what do you say?
313
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:39,280
What do I say?
314
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:40,280
Um...
315
00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,280
what do I say?
316
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,790
Helen!
317
00:11:45,790 --> 00:11:46,790
Oh, my goodness!
318
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:47,790
Is she all right?!
319
00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:49,790
Helen, what is it?
320
00:11:50,290 --> 00:11:52,800
Grammy, keep your hands
off that ring!
321
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,800
Everybody, come on,
give her some air.
322
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:55,800
Give her some air.
323
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,800
Helen...
Helen, are you all right?
324
00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,800
Am I all right?
325
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:00,800
No.
326
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,310
I'm not all right.
327
00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,810
I have a condition.
328
00:12:04,810 --> 00:12:07,310
What are you talking about?
What condition?
329
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,810
It's, um...
330
00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:12,820
Faulkner's syndrome.
331
00:12:12,820 --> 00:12:15,320
It's one of your
really bad syndromes.
332
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,320
Um... trust me.
333
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:20,820
You don't want to marry someone
with Faulkner's syndrome.
334
00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:23,330
Or as we call it,
the big "F."
335
00:12:23,330 --> 00:12:25,330
Helen, nothing on earth
is gonna stop me
from marrying you.
336
00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:27,830
I'll get you the best doctor
in the country.
337
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:31,330
No. See, I've already seen
the top Faulkner man...
338
00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:34,340
Doctor, uh... Dickens.
339
00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:35,840
He's the top Faulkner man,
340
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,840
and he says that it's hopeless.
341
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,840
Helen, nothing is hopeless.
342
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,840
Not where love is concerned.
343
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,350
Davis, it's a call
from your office.
344
00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:45,350
Mom...
345
00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:48,850
They say
it's urgent, dear.
346
00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:50,850
Yes?
347
00:12:50,850 --> 00:12:51,850
What?
348
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,860
Oh, my God.
When did this happen?
349
00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:57,360
I...
350
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,360
Yes, of course.
351
00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:00,360
Helen?
352
00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:01,360
Hm?
353
00:13:01,860 --> 00:13:02,870
This is gonna sound crazy,
354
00:13:02,870 --> 00:13:04,870
but I have to leave for Burma
immediately.
355
00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:05,870
What?
356
00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:08,370
I have an enormous amount
of money invested in Rangoon.
357
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,870
And if I don't get there right
away, we could lose everything.
358
00:13:10,870 --> 00:13:11,870
Oh, okay.
359
00:13:11,870 --> 00:13:13,380
Now, don't you worry.
360
00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:14,380
As soon as I get back...
361
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,380
I'm going to get you
a specialist.
362
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,380
We're going to beat this...
Faulkner's thing.
363
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,380
I swear.
364
00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:20,880
I don't even have
time to pack.
365
00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:24,390
They're sending a chopper
to take me to the airport.
366
00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:26,390
I'll call you as soon
as I get back.
367
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,890
Helen...
368
00:13:28,890 --> 00:13:30,390
I love you.
369
00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:32,900
Yeah, yeah.
370
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,900
Back off, Grammy.
371
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,400
And then he left, and
I never saw him again.
372
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,910
So he doesn't know about Joe?
373
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,410
Well, I was going to tell him,
but he never came back.
374
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:47,910
He's gonna be
here any second.
375
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:48,910
How are you gonna
break the news to him?
376
00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:50,410
I don't know.
377
00:13:50,410 --> 00:13:53,420
I mean, do you have any idea
how much this man loves me?
378
00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:55,420
I mean, the thought
of marrying me
379
00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:56,920
was probably the only thing
380
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,920
that kept him alive
all those months.
381
00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:01,920
My, don't we think
a little bit of ourselves.
382
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,430
What am I going to do?
383
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:09,930
Well, I'm not just saying this
because Joe's my brother,
384
00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:11,430
but, um...
385
00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:14,940
I really don't think
you should marry this guy.
386
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,440
Hey, what's the matter
with you people?
387
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,440
You're missing the real point.
388
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,950
I mean, nobody has asked
the important question here.
389
00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:25,450
What happened
to that big-ass ring?
390
00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:27,450
Oh, right, the ring.
391
00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:30,950
You kept it
in the cash register?
392
00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:32,460
I couldn't very well
keep it at home.
393
00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:33,460
(whistling)
Joe would have found it.
394
00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:35,960
Oh... you're a pretty
little ring, aren't you?
395
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,460
Yes, you are.
396
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,460
You want to come
home with me?
397
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:40,460
You do? Okay.
398
00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:41,960
Give me that.
399
00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:45,470
I just figured out
what I'm going to do.
400
00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:46,470
What?
401
00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:48,470
I'm going to get the hell
out of here.
402
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:49,970
Helen?
403
00:14:51,970 --> 00:14:52,980
Davis.
404
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:57,980
Oh, dear... Davis.
405
00:15:05,990 --> 00:15:07,490
Helen...
406
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:08,990
Hello.
407
00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:11,990
God, I thought I'd
never see you again.
408
00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:14,000
I read what happened
to you in the paper.
409
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,500
Are you all right?
410
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,000
It was really terrible.
411
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,500
I wasn't free to leave.
412
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,500
I wasn't allowed
outside contact.
413
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,500
And for the last
three months
414
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:26,010
I think the chef was just
going through the motions.
415
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:28,510
Hey, Hackett.
416
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:31,510
Nice to see you.
417
00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:33,020
How's your brother?
418
00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:35,520
Great. He's married now.
419
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,520
Oh?
420
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,020
Great girl.
You'd love her.
421
00:15:43,530 --> 00:15:45,530
We need to talk in private.
422
00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:48,030
There's so much
I have to tell you.
423
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,530
There's so much
I have to tell you.
424
00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:53,540
You might want
to let her go first.
425
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,040
Wow.
426
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,540
It's been so long since
I've seen you, Davis
427
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:03,050
I don't know where to begin.
428
00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:04,050
Well, I do.
429
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:07,550
You're even more beautiful
than I remember.
430
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,050
Oh, Davis...
431
00:16:09,050 --> 00:16:11,050
Oh, you poor thing.
432
00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:13,560
One second we're at
our engagement party,
433
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,060
and the next I disappear
off the face of the earth.
434
00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:18,560
Oh. Hey, you were captured
in a military coup
435
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,060
and held prisoner
for 16 months
436
00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:21,560
in a foreign country.
437
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,070
It happens.
438
00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:24,570
It was killing me
439
00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:25,570
to think that you didn't
know where I was.
440
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:27,570
It must have
been hell for you.
441
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:30,570
Well, it was hell-ish.
442
00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:34,080
What did she say?
What did she say?
443
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,580
Shh. It was hellish.
444
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,080
What was that?
445
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,080
It was hellish.
446
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,080
What?
447
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:40,580
It was hellish.
Hey.
448
00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:42,080
She said it was hellish.
449
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,090
What's hellish?
450
00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:45,090
(all gasping)
451
00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:47,090
Casey lost an earring.
452
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,590
We can't find it.
453
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,590
And it's hellish.
454
00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:53,100
I've got a flashlight in
my office if that'll help.
455
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,100
Oh, here it is.
Oh, I got it.
456
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,600
No, I got it.
457
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,600
The earring.
458
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:59,100
Hey, listen, what are
you doing back here?
459
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:02,100
We thought you
were in Boston
looking for towels.
460
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,110
Oh, they weren't ready.
461
00:17:03,110 --> 00:17:05,610
What do you mean,
"they weren't ready"?
462
00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:07,110
It was just
a misunderstanding.
463
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,110
It's not even worth
talking about.
464
00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:10,610
Not worth talking about?
465
00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:12,110
I mean, they're your towels.
466
00:17:12,110 --> 00:17:14,120
My sister and
brother-in-law's towels.
467
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,120
My brother and sister-
in-law's towels.
468
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,620
My friend's towels.
My good friend's towels.
469
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,120
We want to hear
the whole story.
470
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,120
Well, I will tell you.
Just let me put my...
471
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:23,130
No, no, no.
472
00:17:23,630 --> 00:17:25,130
We want to hear
it right now
473
00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:27,130
while it's still fresh.
474
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,130
Yeah, we don't want to miss any
of the colorful details.
475
00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:33,640
Well, actually, it's
a very interesting story.
476
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:38,140
Did you know
that terry cloth...
477
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:41,140
comes in four
different weights?
478
00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:42,140
Four weights? Get out.
479
00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:45,150
I couldn't
believe it either.
480
00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:47,150
You're a remarkable
woman, Helen.
481
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,650
You waited for me
all this time.
482
00:17:49,650 --> 00:17:52,650
Oh, I'm not that remarkable.
483
00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,660
Davis, dear Davis,
484
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:59,160
sometimes in life
things happen...
485
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,160
Yes, they do.
486
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,670
Things happen
that we don't plan.
487
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:03,670
Exactly.
488
00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:05,170
I am sorry...
489
00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:07,670
Helen, I can't marry you.
490
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:11,670
You can't marry me?
491
00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:16,180
I know this is a shock,
but I've met someone else.
492
00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:19,180
You can't marry me?
493
00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:20,680
No.
494
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:24,690
In fact, this woman and I,
well, we're engaged.
495
00:18:24,690 --> 00:18:26,190
You can't marry me?
496
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:29,690
Helen, we need
to get past that part.
497
00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:32,690
Wasn't it the thought of me
that kept you alive
all those months?
498
00:18:32,690 --> 00:18:35,200
Well, it did for the
first... couple of weeks,
499
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,200
and then I
met Caroline.
500
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,200
Oh! How could you?
501
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,700
We were engaged.
502
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:40,700
Haven't you ever heard
of self-control?
503
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:41,700
Well, I admit it.
504
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:43,210
I'm not as strong as you.
505
00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:44,710
Well, that's for damn sure.
506
00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:46,210
So, who's the bimbo?
507
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:49,210
She's a cultural attache
for the State Department.
508
00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:52,210
She risked her life, crawling
through sniper-infested jungles
509
00:18:52,210 --> 00:18:53,720
just to secure my release.
510
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,220
There's always someone
better, isn't there?
511
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,720
Doesn't this ring
mean anything to you?
512
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,220
Right. The ring.
513
00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:02,220
Uh, look,
this is embarrassing
514
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:04,730
but I'm going to have
to ask for that back.
515
00:19:04,730 --> 00:19:06,230
Fine. Take it.
516
00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:08,730
I don't want it anyway.
517
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:09,730
It's stuck.
518
00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:11,230
Here, let me help.
519
00:19:11,230 --> 00:19:12,230
Help?
520
00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:14,240
My God, haven't
you done enough?
521
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,240
So, instead of having
522
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,740
big "H", little "J",
little "H"
523
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,240
they had big "J"
524
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,740
little "H",
little "H".
525
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:23,250
That's outrageous!
526
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:24,750
Of all
the incompetence.
527
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,250
Well, I guess it's time
to face the music.
528
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,750
Where's Helen?
529
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,250
Well, she's not
in the office,
that's for sure.
530
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:32,250
Uh, she's in the kitchen.
531
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:33,260
In here.
532
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,260
Relax, Davis,
I'll get it off.
533
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,760
I'll just go in the kitchen
and get some butter.
534
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,760
No, no, no, you can't
go in there.
535
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:42,760
Why not?
536
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:44,270
Anybody?
537
00:19:44,770 --> 00:19:46,770
Well, because
we... we...
538
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:50,270
we spilled a cup
of "joe" in there.
539
00:19:50,270 --> 00:19:51,770
ANTONIO:
That's right.
540
00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:53,280
While we were eating
541
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,280
sloppy (coughs)
"Joes" in there.
542
00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:57,780
Davis, there's
no need to hold you up.
543
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,780
I'll just get the butter,
slide this baby off
544
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,290
and pop it in the mail.
Hey, hey, Helen,
545
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:05,790
you don't just pop a 6.5
carat diamond in the mail.
546
00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:07,290
Oh, right.
547
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,290
Roy, come here.
548
00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:12,800
Oh, there.
549
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,800
Here.
550
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,800
Have a nice life.
Good-bye.
551
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,800
I understand
how you feel, Helen.
552
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,300
Well, she's not
in the kitchen.
553
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:23,810
Oh, Helen,
there you are.
554
00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:25,310
Hi, honey.
555
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:27,310
Listen, I got
some really bad news.
556
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:28,310
Oh?
557
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:29,810
It's about the towels.
558
00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:32,310
Helen, I can't let it
drop like this.
559
00:20:32,310 --> 00:20:33,320
Lynch?
560
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,320
Hackett?
561
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,320
What are you
doing here?
562
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:38,320
I came here
to see Helen.
563
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,820
Why would you come
to see Helen?
564
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,320
Well, actually,
that's between me and her.
565
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,330
Well, actually, no, it's not.
She's my wife, so...
566
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,830
Your wife?!
567
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:47,830
Helen,
what's going on here?
568
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:51,830
Yeah, Helen, what
is going on here?
569
00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:53,340
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