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What are you doing?
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Is that one of those
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"Draw this dog, go to
art school" dealies?
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No, I'm just sketching.
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I found it's a great way
to relax and unwind.
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(whistles softly)
Boy, those are good, Casey.
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I didn't know you had
hidden talents.
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You know, I do, too.
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Come here.
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What?
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Come here. I want
to show you something.
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I've never taken this out
in public before.
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I call it... "My Big Buddy."
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(screaming)
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Shh! Will you shush? Relax!
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It's a book.
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Oh.
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Oh, My Big Buddy,
by Roy Biggins.
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You wrote a book?
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It's a children's book.
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It's the heartwarming story
of Ray Wiggins,
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a husky, misunderstood youngster
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who learns to overcome
the hurtful taunts
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of his nasty
and emaciated classmates.
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I sent it around
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to a bunch of publishers.
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They all said
it needed illustrations.
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You draw pretty good.
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What do you say?
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Oh, no. I don't think I...
No, no, please, no.
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Look, Casey, before you say no,
just read a couple of chapters.
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Please?
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Well, I guess it
wouldn't kill me.
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Thank you.
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Oh, hey. Oh, Casey, listen,
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I was thinking of renting a
movie tonight. You interested?
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No, I can't. I'm busy.
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I'm reading a children's book
that Roy wrote.
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Children's book.
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Roy wrote.
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Okay. That's great. That's fine.
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Oh, I-I forgot.
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I'm busy, too.
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Fay's opening
on Broadway tonight in Evita.
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Hey! Good morning, Antonio.
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Morning.
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What? What's wrong?
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Nothing.
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Oh, come on.
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I've flushed goldfish
perkier than you.
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Well, if you must know,
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I went out with Edna last night.
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The big-face girl?
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Brian, stop
calling her
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the big-face girl
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just because her face
happens to be kind of big.
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Okay, it's very big.
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All right, it's the size
of a satellite dish.
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But she has a name,
and it is Edna...
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...the big-face girl.
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Well, it doesn't matter
what you call her.
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It's over between us.
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So then what are
you so down about?
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It must be like having
a great, great weight
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lifted off your shoulder.
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So, uh...
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how'd you break
the news to her--
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over the phone
or face to...?
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Actually...
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she dumped me.
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She said I...
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said I...
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she said I didn't
satisfy her sexually.
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She said that she
faked her orgasms.
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Can you believe that?
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She faked her orgasms!
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Antonio...
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I'm really sorry.
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I really hate
to see you like this.
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Well, I better go home.
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I-I just want to get rid
of any trace of Edna.
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Maybe one of you could help me.
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She's got a retainer
that takes two guys.
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Come on, buddy.
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We're not going to let you
go home and just wallow.
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That's right, that's right.
You, me and Joe,
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we're going to hit The Club Car.
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Come on, boys' night out.
What do you say?
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Don't you think
I know what you're doing.
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You don't really want
to go out with me.
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You're only offering
because you think I'm pathetic
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and you feel sorry for me.
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8:00 okay?
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Do you see Antonio here?
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No. I guess
he's not here yet.
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Oh, man,
what a meat market.
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I do not miss
this scene at all.
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Yeah. Me, either.
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I was here
for happy hour.
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How you doing?
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(phone rings)
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Hello.
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Hi, honey.
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How do they know?
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They know.
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Yeah?
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Okay. Yeah. I'll
pick up... right.
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Milk. Eggs.
Anything else?
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Oh, come on.
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I hate buying
those things.
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All right. Okay.
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I'll see you later.
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Hi.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Excuse me. Are either one
of you guys named Dave?
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No.
Speak for yourself.
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Uh, I'm Joe, this is Brian.
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I'm Heather.
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A friend of mine set me up
on a date with this guy, Dave.
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I've waited for over an hour,
but I guess I've been stood up.
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Heather, how would you like
to meet a really great guy?
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Don't over-sell me.
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We've got this friend
named Antonio.
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Antonio? What's he
got to do with it?
Brian...
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You know, you were never
lucky for me here.
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Just, listen, Heather,
um... Antonio's girlfriend
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just broke up with him.
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He's really feeling low
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so, since you're alone,
he's alone
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maybe you could just...
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you know,
have a drink with him.
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It would really
mean a lot.
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Sure, why not?
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I'm already here.
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Oh, that's great.
Thank you very much.
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It's really nice of you.
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Oh, listen, he's here.
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Don't tell him it
was our idea, okay?
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Got it.
Thanks.
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Hey, there he is.
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I just came in
to tell you
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I'm not staying.
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Come on, what are
you talking about?
What?
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It's too depressing to be
all around these women,
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especially knowing I don't
have a shot with any of them.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Anyway, I'm just going
to go home.
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I've, uh...
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I've started
a new Miss Marple,
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and I want to see
how it turns out.
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Excuse me.
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I don't mean
to eavesdrop,
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but I just love
your accent.
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It's Italian, isn't it?
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She talking to me?
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I think so.
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Please say something
in Italian.
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Ho parcato davanti l'idrante.
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Spero che non venga trainata.
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That's so romantic.
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What does it mean?
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"I parked in front
of a hydrant.
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I hope I..."
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I hope I don't get towed."
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I hope so, too.
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My name is Heather.
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Um...
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Antonio.
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Antonio.
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Well, nice meeting you.
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Antonio, would you
like to have a drink?
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What do you mean?
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Would you like to have
a drink... with me?
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What do you mean?
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Antonio. Antonio.
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I think this lady would like
to have a drink with you.
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You guys read into everything.
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Come on.
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Look at him over there.
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(laughing)
JOE:
I know, man.
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I haven't seen Antonio this
happy since he found out
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he didn't make enough money
to pay income taxes.
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All right, uh...
I'll just, um,
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I'll just bring
the car around, then.
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Okay. I'll be right out.
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Right.
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Uh, listen, guys, uh...
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I'm going to
take off, so...
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Heather and I are going
to go for a little, uh...
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stroll on the beach.
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Really.
Great.
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What can I say?
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I mean, you
saved my life.
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We did a good thing.
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We did a great thing.
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We are good friends.
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We're great friends.
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Hi, guys.
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Hey.
Heather,
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we cannot thank you enough
for what you did for Antonio.
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Yeah,
we really owe you.
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Actually, that's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
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What do you mean?
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My rate is $300 a night.
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Your rate for what?
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You mean...?
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You're a...?
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(phone rings)
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Hi, honey.
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Well, what did
you think of...
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My Big Buddy?
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Come on, come on.
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I can take it.
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Roy, your book is
very, very touching.
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Oh, I knew it!
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Oh, I knew it was good.
I knew it.
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You really captured
how painful it can be
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to grow up as an
overweight child.
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I'll never forget the part
where that bully Frank
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made Big Buddy cry in front
of the whole school yard.
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It's... It's...
oh, um...
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"Though he tried
all he could
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"to hold back his fears,
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he just couldn't stop
the flow of his tears."
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That is very moving, Roy.
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I can't wait to
read the rest.
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Thank you.
Oh.
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I just hope that I can inspire
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metabolically challenged
youngsters everywhere.
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If I can bring a smile
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to just one little
Hershey-stained face...
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so, did you talk
to Antonio?
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Is he in yet?
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I haven't seen him.
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Brian, I cannot believe
what we did last night.
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We... we-we bought a woman.
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Don't-Don't...
Don't say it like that.
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We did not buy a woman.
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We rented one.
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Uh, Joe...
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this $300 entry
in the check register
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for a Heather James.
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You didn't write down
what it was for.
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Uh, Fay,
that's not "Heather James."
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That's...
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"heater jammed."
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It's a repair bill.
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Well, you got ripped off.
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I could have unjammed the heater
for a lot less than 300 bucks.
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I-I-I don't think so, Fay.
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This particular heater
was really, really jammed.
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Nonsense.
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Next time, save your money.
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Just call me.
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Sometimes all it takes
is one good yank.
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Hey!
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Hey.
Hey.
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Last night was unbelievable.
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Antonio, we don't
need the details.
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For once in my life,
I've got details
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and you're going to hear them.
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So, after Heather and I
left The Club Car,
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we drove to the most romantic
stretch of beach on the island.
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We walked and talked
till about 4:00 in the morning,
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and then,
I took her back to my place.
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And?
267
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She went to bed,
and I crashed on the couch.
268
00:10:42,220 --> 00:10:45,730
You mean, you-you...
you didn't sleep with her?
269
00:10:45,730 --> 00:10:49,230
Please.
She's not that kind of girl.
270
00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:52,740
We made a real connection
last night.
271
00:10:52,740 --> 00:10:54,740
I think it's going
to be even better
272
00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:56,240
when I see her again tonight.
273
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,740
Tonight? You're going
to see her again?
274
00:10:58,740 --> 00:11:00,240
Well, I sure plan to.
275
00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:02,750
Oh, in fact,
I need to use your phone
276
00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:04,750
because I've got to
see if she's up yet.
277
00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:05,750
Call her.
278
00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:09,250
Antonio, you can't see
that woman anymore.
279
00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:12,760
Why not?
280
00:11:13,260 --> 00:11:14,760
Relationships
turn sour.
281
00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:16,760
Love fades.
282
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,760
Exactly. Exactly.
283
00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:21,760
You want to end this now while
it's still a beautiful thing
284
00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,270
and everyone's
still in the black...
285
00:11:23,270 --> 00:11:25,770
emotionally.
286
00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:27,770
I get it.
287
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:30,270
You guys are just giving
Antonio the business.
288
00:11:30,270 --> 00:11:32,780
Yeah, we're giving
everybody the business.
289
00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:38,280
You heard what he said-- he's
going to go out with her again.
290
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,780
What are we
going to do now?
291
00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:40,780
How am I
supposed to know?
292
00:11:40,780 --> 00:11:42,290
It wasn't supposed
to happen like this.
293
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:43,790
Oh, yes, and what
were you thinking
294
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,290
shoving that woman
in his face?
295
00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:46,790
Oh, come on...
296
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:47,790
How was I supposed to know
she was a hooker?
297
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:50,790
I'm married.
My radar's down.
298
00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:51,790
Hi, Brian, hi Joe.
299
00:11:51,790 --> 00:11:52,800
Shh.
300
00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:54,800
No names.
301
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,800
I have to get back to Boston.
302
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,800
If you see Antonio,
say good-bye for me.
303
00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,300
Heather, Heather, uh...
304
00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:02,300
There's something I
think you should know.
305
00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,810
Antonio wants to see
you again tonight.
306
00:12:04,810 --> 00:12:05,810
As a matter of fact,
307
00:12:05,810 --> 00:12:07,310
he's in there right now
trying to call you.
308
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:08,810
Sure, why not?
309
00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:11,310
He's a nice guy,
and I'm free tonight.
310
00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:14,820
Now when you say free...
311
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,820
you don't by any chance
mean no charge?
312
00:12:18,820 --> 00:12:20,820
You're businessmen.
You own an airline.
313
00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:23,330
Do you fly people
at no charge?
314
00:12:23,330 --> 00:12:26,330
Well, we do have
a frequent flyer program.
315
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,330
Oh, Heather.
316
00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:30,830
Heather, I was just
trying to call you.
317
00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:32,340
There you are.
318
00:12:32,330 --> 00:12:35,340
Listen, um, I-I had such a good
time last night, you know.
319
00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:36,840
Me, too.
320
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,340
Really? That's great.
321
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:41,340
So then how about going
out to dinner tonight?
322
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:42,850
Tonight?
323
00:12:42,850 --> 00:12:44,350
Oh, let me think.
324
00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:46,350
Am I available tonight?
325
00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:50,350
I'm sorry, Antonio.
326
00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:51,850
I can't tonight.
327
00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:53,860
Oh, okay. Uh...
328
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,860
Okay, well,
how about tomorrow night?
329
00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:57,360
Tomorrow night?
330
00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:00,860
I'm sorry.
331
00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:02,870
I see.
332
00:13:02,870 --> 00:13:05,370
I... I understand.
333
00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:07,870
Well, for a minute there,
I thought maybe...
334
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,870
But what was I...
335
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:11,370
what was I thinking?
I guess...
336
00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:12,880
It was very nice to meet...
337
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,380
Good-bye then.
338
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,380
Joey, come on,
look at him.
I know, I know,
I know.
339
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,380
It's like...
Okay, okay, but
this is the last time.
340
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,380
Heather,
341
00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:20,880
tell him it's okay.
342
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,890
Antonio,
343
00:13:25,890 --> 00:13:27,390
I'm canceling my plans.
344
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,890
I would love to have dinner
with you tonight.
345
00:13:29,390 --> 00:13:30,390
You would? Really?
346
00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:31,890
That's great.
347
00:13:31,890 --> 00:13:33,900
Then it's a date.
348
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:35,900
A date?
349
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,400
You and her?
350
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,400
I've got an idea--
why don't you two join us?
351
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,900
We could all go out together.
352
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,400
Sure, I'd love to.
353
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,910
No, no, no.
354
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,410
We don't want
any part of that.
355
00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:48,410
I mean... you don't
want us there.
356
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:49,910
Don't be foolish.
357
00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:51,910
Surely it'll be fun.
358
00:13:51,910 --> 00:13:53,920
Heather, you up
for a foursome?
359
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:04,430
So, Heather, what do
you do for a living?
360
00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:05,930
Honey, isn't that
a little bit personal?
361
00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:07,930
I just asked her
what she did...
362
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,430
Whoa, what is this,
an inquisition?
363
00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:11,430
It's okay, I'm very proud
of what I do.
364
00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:12,430
I'm...
365
00:14:12,430 --> 00:14:13,440
Come on.
366
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,940
...in public relations.
367
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,440
Are you on
something?
368
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:21,440
Public relations.
369
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,950
Wow, that sounds
really exciting.
370
00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:25,450
How could I get into
something like that?
371
00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:26,950
(coughing)
372
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:30,450
Start having relations
with the public.
373
00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:31,950
(pager beeping)
374
00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:34,460
Ooh. Oh, I have to get this.
375
00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:35,960
Excuse me, Antonio.
376
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,960
Okay, well, don't be long.
377
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,460
I am so happy
for you, Antonio.
378
00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:43,470
She is just lovely.
379
00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:44,970
JOE:
I don't know, Antonio.
380
00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:47,970
I really think you should
go back to the big-face...
381
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,970
to Edna.
382
00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:51,970
Are you out of your mind?
383
00:14:51,970 --> 00:14:54,980
Heather is beautiful,
she's... she's smart.
384
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,480
And when we walk on the beach,
385
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,980
her head doesn't affect
the tide.
386
00:15:04,490 --> 00:15:06,990
In fact,
I'm thinking of asking her
387
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,990
to come with me to Italy
to meet my family.
388
00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:11,490
Are you nuts?
389
00:15:11,490 --> 00:15:13,500
I've got it all planned out.
390
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:16,000
I'm going to take her
to the mountains
391
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,500
overlooking my village
392
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:21,000
and there, as the sun sets
over the spire of Santa Lucia
393
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,010
I'm going to ask her
to be my bride.
394
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,010
Antonio, you are making
a big mistake.
395
00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:28,510
I say go for it.
Push, push, push, push.
396
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,010
Lock it in.
Put a ring on her finger.
397
00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:31,010
Have her sign a paper.
Just...
398
00:15:43,030 --> 00:15:45,530
Hey, you finished
the book, didn't you?
399
00:15:46,030 --> 00:15:48,030
Oh, great.
Let me see the pictures.
400
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,530
Roy, I can't draw
Big Buddy for you.
401
00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:51,530
What?
402
00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:53,040
Why not?
403
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,540
Well, in later chapters,
404
00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:58,040
Big Buddy... tends to
get a little strange.
405
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,040
What do you mean, strange?
406
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:01,540
Like where?
407
00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:03,550
Like... well, like...
408
00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:05,050
here.
409
00:16:05,050 --> 00:16:07,550
"Big Buddy could
take no more
410
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:10,550
so he split Frank's
skull with a 2x4."
411
00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:14,060
What's wrong with that?
412
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,060
Roy, you're telling children
413
00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:19,560
that they can solve their
problems with violence.
414
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,060
I mean, if Big Buddy is upset,
415
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:24,070
why doesn't he just tell
a school counselor or something?
416
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,070
Maybe he did.
417
00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:27,570
Maybe nothing ever happens
418
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:31,070
when you go talk
to the counselor.
419
00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:33,080
Don't you see that's what's
great about this book.
420
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,580
Big Buddy takes action.
421
00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:37,580
Oh, yeah, he takes action,
all right.
422
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,580
"Then, firing up his trusty saw
423
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:42,580
"he slashed right through
the bully's jaw.
424
00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:45,090
"They picked on Big
Buddy once too often
425
00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:48,590
so he sent them all home
in a great, big coffin."
426
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:49,590
Roy...
427
00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:52,090
...seek help.
428
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,100
Okay, let's see.
429
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:57,100
Uh, a month in Italy--
430
00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,600
if Antonio doesn't
go too crazy--
431
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:04,110
comes to roughly 20 grand.
432
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,610
Great.
We'll just call the bank
433
00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:08,110
and ask for one of their
low-interest hooker loans.
434
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,610
Listen, listen,
I know it's crazy,
435
00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:11,610
but just imagine
what will happen
436
00:17:12,110 --> 00:17:13,620
when we have to tell
Antonio the truth
437
00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:15,120
about the love
of his life.
438
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:16,120
It will kill him.
439
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,620
Unless...
440
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:19,620
Unless what?
441
00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:22,620
Unless he meets
another woman.
442
00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:24,130
What other woman?
443
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:27,630
We hire someone.
444
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:30,630
Do you just talk,
445
00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:33,140
or do you ever actually
listen to yourself?
446
00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:35,140
Usually just talk.
447
00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:36,140
(knocking on door)
448
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,640
Yeah?
449
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:38,640
Hi, guys.
450
00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:40,140
Got your page.
451
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:41,640
What's up?
452
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:44,150
Heather, Antonio
is going to ask you
453
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,150
to go to Italy with him.
454
00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:48,650
Well, it can't be
before the 15th,
455
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:52,150
and I'll have to be
back by the 26th,
456
00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:54,160
but it sounds like fun.
457
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,660
Well, here's
the really fun part.
458
00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:57,660
Uh, he's going to ask you
to marry him.
459
00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:00,660
Oh.
460
00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:04,170
Heather, what-what
should we do here?
461
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,170
Have you got any ideas?
462
00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:08,170
Look, you seem like nice guys,
463
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,170
but this really
isn't my problem.
464
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:12,170
I... I'm sorry.
465
00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:13,180
There's my angel.
466
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,680
I've been looking
everywhere for you.
467
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,680
Listen, I need to
ask you something.
468
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,180
Antonio, before you do,
469
00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:21,680
Brian and I have
something we need to say.
470
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,190
Guys? Please.
471
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,690
All right,
but just remember--
472
00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:33,700
everything we did,
we did out of love.
473
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,200
Uh, Heather, um, listen.
474
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,710
I-I-I-I know we haven't
known each other very long,
475
00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:47,710
but, uh, you have
touched my heart
476
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:51,710
in a way no one has
for a long, long time,
477
00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:54,720
which is why I want
to ask you something.
478
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,220
Um...
479
00:18:57,220 --> 00:19:01,720
will you... uh, come with
me to my native Italy?
480
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:04,230
Well?
481
00:19:04,730 --> 00:19:06,230
What do you say?
482
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:08,230
I'm a hooker.
483
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,730
(laughing)
484
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,230
Beautiful and funny.
485
00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:14,240
What a package.
486
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,240
I'm a prostitute, Antonio.
487
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,240
When-when-when-
when-when-when-
488
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,240
when you say
you're a prostitute
489
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,750
you mean that,
as a PR person
490
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:26,750
you-you sometimes have
to compromise yourself.
491
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:30,250
Hey, it's the same
in the cabby game.
492
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:34,260
I mean that men pay me
for my services.
493
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:37,760
Me, too. Most of
my fares are men.
494
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,260
I have sex with them.
495
00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:41,760
That's where we differ.
496
00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:46,270
So, you...
497
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:48,270
You really are...
498
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,270
Yes.
499
00:19:50,270 --> 00:19:52,270
Yes, I am.
500
00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:54,280
(pager beeping)
501
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,280
Um, sorry, Antonio.
502
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,780
I... you know...
503
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,780
I got an appointment
in Boston.
504
00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:01,280
I... I got to go.
505
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,790
Would that be...
506
00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:06,290
uh... that be
a hair appointment?
507
00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:11,290
You know what?
508
00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:14,800
Maybe we'd better put off
that trip to Italy.
509
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,300
Wait. Wait. I-I just have
to ask you something
510
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:24,310
and be honest with me, okay?
511
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,810
In all the time
we've been together,
512
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:30,310
you never asked me for money.
513
00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:33,820
Why you didn't
try to charge me?
514
00:20:33,820 --> 00:20:36,820
You sure you
want the truth?
515
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:39,320
Yeah.
516
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,330
Because once in a while...
517
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:49,830
...I meet a guy
who is so sweet
518
00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:54,340
he makes me forget
what I do for a living.
519
00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:18,860
So, uh, Antonio,
what did Heather have to say?
520
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,360
Did our names
come up?
521
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,360
Why would they?
522
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:22,870
No reason.
523
00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:25,870
It's, uh... it's over
between us, you know.
524
00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:29,870
She's...
too career-oriented for me.
525
00:21:29,870 --> 00:21:32,870
Huh. Well, geez, I'm sorry
that things didn't work out.
526
00:21:32,870 --> 00:21:34,380
Well, you know,
in a way, they did,
527
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:36,880
because if I can get
a great woman like that,
528
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,380
you know what that means?
529
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,380
I'm back, baby.
530
00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:41,380
Oh, you sure are.
531
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,880
Hey, you never left.
532
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,390
What do you say
we hit The Club Car tonight?
533
00:21:45,390 --> 00:21:47,390
Hey, great idea.
I'm sure there's plenty of women
534
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:48,890
that would love to meet
a guy like you.
535
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:50,890
You're going to have
to fight them off.
536
00:21:50,890 --> 00:21:53,900
I'll bring
the checkbook.
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