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Come on, Tony.
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You just have to accept the fact
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that Latka has
multiple personalities.
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Vic Ferrari is one of them.
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But it's not fair.
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I mean, Latka
works here all year,
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and then Vic takes his vacation.
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Well, look at it this way, Tony.
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If Latka takes a vacation,
it's a dull vacation,
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but if Vic takes it... Deal 'em.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey. Hi. Hey.
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Hey, I know you're gonna
break some hearts today.
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Hey, uh... hey, Vic, uh,
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you all set on your vacation?
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Well, I found an outrageous
condo in Sugarloaf.
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Four bedrooms, fireplace.
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A hot tub?
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Well, it will be
when I get into it.
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I'm sorry.
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I couldn't resist.
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I couldn't resist.
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Hey, uh, Vic, do you know,
this sounds pretty expensive.
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Where are you
gonna get the money?
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Well, I'm not gonna
pay for it all myself.
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I'm gonna have roomies.
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I have to find four
guys by Tuesday.
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You know, it's very hard
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to find the right
kind of people.
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Why, are-are you
looking for good skiers?
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Oh, Elaine, you're so naive.
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Give me a hug.
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Uh, no, thank you.
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Anyway, let-let
me tell you the plan.
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It's always good
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to have one guy
who likes to cook.
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I mean, uh, that way,
you get your meals,
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and you also get a reputation
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for breaking down the
male/female stereotypes.
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Also, it's good to have a guy
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who looks good in a
turtleneck and plays the guitar.
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Namely, moi.
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Then it's always good
to have a loser along.
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That way, when
you bring him along,
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everyone thinks
you're sensitive.
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Then you always...
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Of course, you need some
Austrian guy named Nicky.
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Don't ask me why,
but somehow it works.
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You know...
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that Vic may have
charm, he may have looks,
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and he may have charisma,
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but there's one
thing he'll never have.
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This.
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Charisma does not
have jelly in the middle.
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Play.
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Well, why are you in
such a good mood?
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Well, if you really
want to hear about it.
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I had a big fight with
my mother last night,
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and I really let her have it.
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She didn't know what hit her.
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Well, congratulations, Louie!
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You did a job on your mother.
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Now it's Miller time.
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All right, all right.
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First of all, let me give you
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a little background on this.
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You see... my mom belongs
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to this club called
Life Begins At 70.
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All right, the
whole club consists
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of three women, two men,
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and somebody so shriveled
up, it's anybody's guess.
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Louie, has it ever
occurred to you
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that old people have a dignity
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and a wisdom and a beauty
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that you will never
appreciate or approach,
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no matter what age you get to?
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Well, it may look like
that to you, Reiger,
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because you're a little
closer to the bucket.
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Bah!
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All right, all right, so anyway,
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in this little club of Ma's,
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they get together
every once in a while
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to have a little fun, right?
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They have, uh, guest speakers.
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This one time,
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they had a guy come
in who found a rock,
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and he talked about it
for an hour and a half.
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A couple of weeks ago,
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they had this old bird come
in and show travel slides.
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After the excitement died down,
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the old guy with
the slides asked Ma
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if he could take her home.
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Little shuffle. You
know what I mean?
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So, anyway, that day,
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I work a double
shift... 16 hours.
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I mean, I'm sweaty,
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I'm tired, I smell like a goat.
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All I want to do is go home,
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hose myself down
and put on the feedbag.
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So, I peek into the living room.
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What do I see?
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There's Ma
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sitting on the... on
the sofa with this guy.
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They're staring out
into space like this.
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I thought they were dead.
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It turns out, they're smitten.
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So anyway...
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Hey, schizo?
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The next thing you know,
she's talking about marriage.
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Marriage? Check, please.
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Come on, big fella.
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All right, to make
a long story short,
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she's talking about marriage.
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She wants to marry the guy.
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I tell her she's nuts,
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and then she comes
back with all these answers
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about wanting to share her life
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and not having many years left.
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So then, I come
in with my topper.
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I tell her if she marries this
guy, I'm no longer her son.
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Wah!
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Oh, Louie, how could you?
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How could you do this
to your own mother?
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You haven't heard
the worst, Nardo.
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The guy she wants
to marry... is Japanese!
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So?
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My little old Italian
mother is engaged
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to Itsumi Fujimoto.
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Huh?
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And he's planning
to take her to Japan.
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So you made her
give him up, huh?
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And just spoiled her
last chance at happiness.
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You are really a worm!
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Ugh.
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I bet it broke her little heart.
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She'll get over it.
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She cried a little bit, put
a minor curse on me...
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Louie? Hey, Louie,
I want to talk to you.
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Oh. Uh, hey, everybody, hold it.
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Uh, this is my mother.
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I want everybody
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to treat her with
enormous respect
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and excellent manners.
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If it wasn't for her,
I wouldn't be here.
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Hey, you're
forgetting your father
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and a cheap bottle of wine?
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Oh, Mrs. De Palma, it is
such a pleasure to meet you.
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Who are you?
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Oh. Um, I'm Elaine Nardo.
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Oh, Louie's girl.
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Alex.
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Yeah, uh, hi, Mrs. De Palma.
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I'm Alex Reiger.
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Oh, you're the Jewish fella
that Louie's always helping out.
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I can't tell you
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how much we love
your son, Mrs. De Palma.
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I really can't tell you.
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Uh, Tony, uh, you're next.
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I'm Tony Banta, Mrs. De Palma.
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Oh.
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I can't believe what
Louie says about you.
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What city are we in?
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Is... is this a trick question?
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Well, I'll be darned.
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Oh. Hey, Mrs. De Palma,
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I've been waiting to meet you.
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Um... Oh... Italiano?
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Sì, sì. Oh.
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Oh.
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Ma, down here.
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Hey, Tony, what-what...
what did she say?
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Well, my Italian's a little
rusty, Alex, but she said...
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I think she said, uh, her
son's acting like a jackass.
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Or... Or else he's
acting like an asparagus?
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No, it's probably jackass.
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Well, you are the expert.
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New cabbie?
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No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.
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This is Louie's
mother, Mrs. De Palma.
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Oh.
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Your son is one of
the finest human beings
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I've ever known in my life.
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And you let him drive a cab?
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Look, if this has anything to do
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with Itsumi Fujimoto...
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Louie, I still want
to marry him.
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I thought that was settled.
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You-you've got no
reason to marry that man.
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Companionship.
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Companionship. Companionship.
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Is that all you old
people ever think about?
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Louie... will you talk to him?
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Will you meet him?
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Why should I do that?
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You meet him,
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and if you don't like
him, I won't marry him.
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You promise?
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I promise.
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Okay.
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Will you sit with him?
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Sure.
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Will you talk to him?
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Sure.
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Will you be nice to him?
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Ma!
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I had to go for it.
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Hello, my dear.
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I take it this is Mr. Fujimoto.
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No, this always
happens to me in bars.
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I love your sense of humor.
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Speaking of which,
this is my son, Louie.
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How do you do, Mr. De Palma?
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Up, up.
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Up.
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Bow, bow.
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All right, you
want to talk to me?
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Let's go over here and talk.
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Very well.
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Excuse us, Gabriella.
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By the way, you
look lovely today.
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Thank you.
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Come on, people are
trying to eat in here.
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I'll just sit here and smoke.
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Smoke your brains
out, crazy lady.
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Louie, I understand
from your mother
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that you are opposed
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to the idea of our
getting married.
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All right, now let's
get to the point here.
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I got a question for you.
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Have you ever known
another woman?
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Of course, I am 83 years old.
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Who hasn't known
another woman at my age?
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Well, all right, don't
chew my head off here.
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Ma, you can't marry
this old geezer.
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He's pillowed half the Orient.
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Louie, I'm gonna marry him.
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You said if I don't like
him, you won't marry him.
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I lied.
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Look, I told you this before
and I'm gonna tell you again,
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if you marry this guy, I'm
not coming home tonight
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and I'll never set foot
in that apartment again.
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And I'll no longer be your son.
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I'm sorry you feel that way.
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Let's go, Itsu.
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Sayonara, Louie.
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I can't believe
Louie's doing this,
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living in the garage.
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Hey, guys.
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Okay, hey, oh!
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Boss man isn't up yet, huh?
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No, uh, Vic, he's not.
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Tell him that I left early
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to beat the weekend traffic.
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You found all those
guys for the condo?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, hey,
congratulate me, men.
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The team is assembled
and we're on our way
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to a holiday of hormones.
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Okay, pray for powder, soldiers.
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As my guide, and I
watch from the bushes,
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we are amazed...
by the astounding
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similarities to a human being.
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What are you bozos doing here?
263
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What are you all dressed up for?
264
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:03,539
We're on our way to your
mother's wedding, Louie.
265
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Oh, is it today?
266
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Yeah.
267
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:11,602
Well...
268
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I'm afraid you made
one little mistake, Reiger.
269
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I don't have a mother anymore.
270
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:22,280
Hey, uh, he's walking his soap.
271
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Louie, Louie.
272
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,622
Get out of here.
Louie, wait, Louie!
273
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,057
Go on. Louie, Louie.
274
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,292
Wait a minute, Louie!
275
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Look, Louie, I wouldn't
276
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be here except that I think it
might make a big difference
277
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,410
to your mother if you
showed up there today.
278
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,768
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, go on.
279
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:47,337
Oh, come on, Louie, for once
in your life, don't be so... you.
280
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:54,945
You think you know it all, huh?
281
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:57,915
You think you got it all
figured out, don't you?
282
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:04,522
Well, let me tell you something.
283
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:07,157
You get used to a way of life.
284
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,325
You don't pick it.
285
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:13,898
Me and Ma had a deal.
286
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,232
We had an agreement.
287
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:18,569
It was unspoken, there
were no papers signed,
288
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,872
but it was a deal just the same.
289
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,473
And now she's throwing it away.
290
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,553
And let me tell you
something else, Reiger.
291
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,677
I would've never
done this to her.
292
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,045
Wait, are you telling me
293
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:30,392
that you were never
gonna get married?
294
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Of course I'm gonna get married.
295
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:35,452
But even if I did get married,
296
00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:38,655
I'd always have a place
in my home for her.
297
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:40,857
I'd have given her a room.
298
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,295
Maybe even furnished it.
299
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:47,465
Even if my wife,
Fleurette, didn't want me to.
300
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Fleurette?
301
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Yeah, whatever her name will be.
302
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,336
Fleurette?
303
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,439
Yeah, I pulled
it out of the air.
304
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,574
You pull Jane or
Sally out of the air.
305
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,209
You don't pull
Fleurette out of the air.
306
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,845
You pull Fleurette out of long,
307
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,714
hot sweaty nights
of total frustration.
308
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,083
All right, I'm a romantic.
309
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,684
So sue me.
310
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:11,188
The point is that
Ma is leaving me.
311
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:16,326
She's busting us up and
yet I look like the bad guy.
312
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:20,665
Everybody's sympathizing
with her 'cause she's got
313
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,667
the gray hair,
314
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:26,304
the little, little face
and that cute little walk.
315
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,976
And I'm the one who had
his life yanked out, Reiger.
316
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:38,483
That woman means
everything to me, Reiger.
317
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,651
She's my mama.
318
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:43,987
And all the things
she did for me.
319
00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:51,695
She cooked my food,
cleaned my clothes,
320
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:54,998
she clipped my toenails.
321
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,934
Clipped your toenails, Lou?
322
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,603
That woman
clipped your toenails,
323
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,438
and you're not gonna
go to the wedding?
324
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,445
God, when you
put it like that...
325
00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,195
You're right,
Reiger, I gotta go.
326
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,230
Of course I gotta
go. Of course, Lou!
327
00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:16,364
Oh, but I don't know.
328
00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:17,465
I'm not sure.
329
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,334
It might be a
mistake the way I feel.
330
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,336
I mean, it might
work on my guts.
331
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,095
You know, there's no telling
what I'd do when I get there.
332
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,763
There's a nasty side to
me you've never seen.
333
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,098
I've seen it.
334
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:30,501
Look, Lou, see, you're
not gonna do anything.
335
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:32,447
I'm telling you, you're not
gonna do anything to ruin it.
336
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:34,471
If you can't trust
yourself, trust me.
337
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:39,610
You're sure? I'm
sure, Lou, I'm sure.
338
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,991
You're right,
Reiger, I'm gonna go.
339
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,214
Good, Lou, good.
340
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:45,015
You know something, Reiger?
341
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:45,882
What?
342
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:46,962
I feel great!
343
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:50,120
I feel like I got a
warm glow inside me.
344
00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:51,589
And you know why?
345
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:52,768
Why, Lou, why?
346
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:56,894
Because no matter what
happens at that wedding,
347
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,997
no matter what disgusting
and revolting thing
348
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,833
that I might do,
it's your fault.
349
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:19,883
I think everything
is so beautiful.
350
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,018
Yeah.
351
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,719
This is a joke.
352
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:23,765
Louie.
353
00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:26,823
Boss, you'll love it.
354
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:30,194
It's a very moving ceremony.
355
00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,129
How do you know, Iggy?
356
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:36,801
I'm a student of
the world's religions.
357
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,803
It figures.
358
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:44,374
A shinto wedding is one of the
three best ways to get married.
359
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:50,147
The best weddings are
Polish for the dancing
360
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:53,050
and Shinto for the poetry.
361
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:53,985
What's the third?
362
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:57,388
Vegas.
363
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:58,722
For the glitter.
364
00:20:58,758 --> 00:20:59,957
Oh.
365
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,670
I can't take this. Louie!
366
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,361
Louie, take it easy.
367
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,363
This is a holy place.
368
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:10,468
Who's that guy?
369
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,703
This is the Shinto priest
370
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,671
and his attendants.
371
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:21,445
He brought the whole family.
372
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:28,419
Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie.
373
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:32,556
Next comes the groom
and then the bride.
374
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,201
Dad.
375
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,003
This is ridiculous!
376
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:47,905
My mother can't do this.
377
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,172
She'll never adapt!
378
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,278
Who's that?
379
00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:57,948
Oh, no!
380
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:04,221
That's mom!
381
00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:07,525
She looks like a
scarecrow in a rice paddy.
382
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:15,399
This is the purification rite.
383
00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:17,902
He's casting out the demons.
384
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:20,497
Louie, you'd better
hang on to your seat.
385
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,841
I'm glad you're having
a good time, Nardo.
386
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:31,114
This is the sacred norito.
387
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:34,885
It's a message to
the divine power
388
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,254
that a marriage is
about to take place.
389
00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:40,091
It's fun being the smart one.
390
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,901
This is the san san kudo.
391
00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:56,240
After your mother drinks
from that cup three times,
392
00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:58,141
she'll be married.
393
00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:01,178
She will?! Yep.
Hang on, Louie, Louie.
394
00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:06,576
One...
395
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,165
Two... I gotta
stop this! Louie, no!
396
00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:11,189
Mom!
397
00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:13,591
Please don't, Louie.
398
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:14,724
Too late.
399
00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:27,171
All right, in that case...
400
00:23:40,686 --> 00:23:42,586
I give you my blessing.
401
00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:44,955
Grazie, figlio mio.
402
00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:55,566
Grazie.
403
00:24:31,937 --> 00:24:33,448
Good night, Mr. Walters!
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