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Hey, Reiger, what
are you gonna be doing
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on this miserable cold night
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while I'm cuddling
with my girlfriend Zena,
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sipping wine and watching
the Miss Universe pageant?
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I'll be driving, Lou.
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Close.
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You'll be driving an old woman
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and a sick husky to the vet.
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Hudson and Jane Street.
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Thank you, Lou.
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So long, Reiger.
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Mush, mush!
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Over and out.
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Hi, Zena.
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What's that?
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It's Emily; she's
in the bathroom.
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Oh, no! I thought you said
you were gonna get rid of her!
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I want to watch Miss Universe.
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I'm sorry, but Emily is very
upset, and she needs me.
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Oh... Oh, try and understand.
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She's been living with this
guy, Adam, for three years,
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supporting him so he
could finish art school.
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The day he graduates,
he tells her he's leaving
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to marry another woman!
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That's it?
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Oh... Louie, be
a sport! Come on!
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Zena,
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I feel terrible inflicting
myself on you like this.
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Maybe I should go.
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No, no, no, no, absolutely not.
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Just come on and sit down, okay?
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Emily, this is my
boyfriend, Louie.
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Yeah, yeah, tough break.
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I just keep asking
myself, "Is it really over?"
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I just can't believe it.
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I don't know what I'm gonna do.
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What am I gonna do?
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What? What? Shh!
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Louis!
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I said, "Shh," not shut up.
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I really should leave.
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Emily, please stop that.
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Hey, hey, hey, how
about a drink, huh?
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No, I probably shouldn't drink.
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I'm taking some medication.
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What are you taking?
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I got a mild sedative
from my doctor and, uh,
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and one from my mother.
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And, oh, yeah, the
super gave me one.
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I just had to have something
to help me get through this.
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What is that?!
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Louie, would you please
mind opening up the wine?
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I'd like some.
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Sure you don't want something
to wash down the goofballs?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, why not?
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I'm going for numb.
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Here, numb up, numb up, numb up.
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Thanks. Mm-hmm.
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I know what my problem is.
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I let him know just
how much I loved him.
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You see, Louie, I
don't hold anything back
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and so, I don't
have anything left.
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And now a word
from our sponsor...
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You know, Emily, I don't
think that's your problem.
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Louie, you hardly
even know Emily.
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I don't think she
wants your advice.
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No, I'm curious.
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I'd like to hear an
impartial opinion.
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Well, I'd like to get this in
before the commercial's over.
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Uh, look, Emily,
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uh, did either of your
parents drink a lot?
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My father.
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That's it!
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He was unstable
and unpredictable,
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but there was a kind
of excitement about that.
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Now you're seeking out
that excitement in a man.
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You look for that craziness,
and it blows up in your face.
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I'm missing the swimsuits.
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Do you realize what
that man just did?
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He summed up my entire life.
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Why are you always
apologizing about him?
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There are moments
when I'm proud of the lug.
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Thank you.
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Well, I gotta go.
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Oh, no, Emily, stay.
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No, no, I feel like
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I'm imposing,
and... and besides,
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I'm a lot better
now. I'll be fine.
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Are you sure? Mm-hmm.
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I just want to go
freshen up a little.
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Not that it'll ever
matter again.
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Louie, we can't
let her go like that.
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Why? It's good for
her she's leaving.
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After being dumped,
seeing the catch you got
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is like rubbing
salt in the wounds.
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Look, would you mind calling
one of your cabs for her?
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I can't let her walk home.
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Oh, give me the phone,
give me the phone.
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Ooh!
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I hate to just put her in a cab.
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I know it's asking a lot,
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but would you go along with her?
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Oh, no, Zena, I can't...
I don't want to do that!
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Miss Barbados is gonna
play the French horn.
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Please?
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Yeah...
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All right, all right.
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Oh! Reiger, they sent you.
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Yeah.
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Take us to 324
Christopher Street, Driver.
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Always glad to do
a favor for a friend.
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You piece of dirt.
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Emily, I'd like you
to meet Alex Reiger.
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Alex, this bit of emotional
wreckage is Emily,
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a good friend of
Zena's and mine.
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Take it easy on her;
she just got dumped.
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Nice to meet you, Alex.
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Yeah, hi there.
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He reminds me of Adam,
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the same Semitic coloring.
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Adam even had one
of those flannel shirts
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when they were in style. Hey.
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Hey, lady, come on,
what'd I do to you?
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It's okay, Reiger,
she's scrambled eggs.
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Look, Emily, you gotta
stop thinking about this guy.
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You're right, I've got to
stop thinking about him.
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And I'm not gonna
be able to do that
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as long as I've got things
that remind me of him.
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Look, Adam and me at Tanglewood.
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Step on it, will you, Reiger?
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Adam and me at
my sister's wedding.
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Adam.
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And look, I'm carrying
his love letters.
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Can you believe I still
carry his love letters?
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You know, you got
an ashtray back there.
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Hostile!
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Hostile, just like Adam.
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Oh, I... There I
go again, I'm sorry.
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Do you have a handkerchief?
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Not one big enough for you.
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Now, now, lady,
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this is it, Reiger, this is it.
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All right, that's good.
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Let it all out.
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Have yourself a good
cry, but do it outside.
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You're on the meter in here.
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Come on.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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That's a pretty dark building
you're going into there.
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Look at all the
scuzzos out front.
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Um... when you get
to your apartment,
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flick the lights on and off
so we know you're okay.
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Go on, get out.
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Louie, Louie, walk her up.
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What? Walk her up.
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Look, I'm not walking
her... Walk her up.
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No, I don't want
to! Walk her up!
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Walk her, walk
her! I don't want to!
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What are we, Knights
of the Round Table?
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Walk her!
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All right, I'll walk her,
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but you wait for me, Reiger.
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This is the worst Miss
Universe night I ever spent.
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Hang on, screwball!
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Yeah, yeah, there you are.
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Here you are, home
safe and sound.
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Oh, here, here.
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Thanks a lot, Louie.
All right, all right.
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I really appreciate
the lift and, you know,
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you walking me
up and everything.
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Yeah, all right.
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I hate being this needy.
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It's okay.
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We all make asses of ourselves.
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Yeah, made you smile, huh?
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You're a real friend.
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Yeah, well, okay, good night.
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And you're a lovely man.
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Huh?
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I don't know what wonderful
thing you're gonna say next.
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Well...
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Well, I'll tell ya,
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uh, you know what
a real friend is?
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Uh...
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Well, frankly, I don't know
very many quotes, but, uh,
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I think perhaps Mark Twain
put it best when he said,
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"A friend is somebody
who, who laughs at our jokes
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when they're not so good
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and who sympathizes
with our troubles
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when they're not so bad."
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Mark Twain was the most
brilliant man who ever lived.
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Yeah, but who slipped
it into the conversation?
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Well, thanks again.
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Yeah. Good night.
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Good night, good night.
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My mouth always
opens a little bit.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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You know what I'm
gonna say next, don't you?
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Yeah, get the hell out of
here. I don't want to be alone.
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Get the hell out of here?
You don't want to be alone?
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I don't want to be alone.
Get the hell out of here.
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Okay, Reiger, how
much do I owe you?
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Oh, yeah.
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How long did you wait
before you figured out
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that Louie De Palma was
gonna score with that girl?
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An hour.
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It took me that long to realize
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that you could do
something that low to Zena.
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Louie, I'm appalled.
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You made Alex wait a whole
hour outside the building?
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Tony, you don't know
what you're saying.
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Shoot, every time I
try to use a fancy word,
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I screw it up. No.
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Tony, the word is right.
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But the point is,
he spent the night
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with Zena's best friend.
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Louie... I'm candid.
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You'll want to hear this.
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There she was,
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dejected, desperate and stoned.
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Everything I could
hope for in a woman.
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And we went for each other.
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And now, I have two. Two.
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I have two women.
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Look, two phone numbers. Hmm?
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Two.
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For this guy, I don't
mind tellin' ya, it's a dream
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come true. Oh, boy...
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I'm tellin' ya, I never
thought it would happen.
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Don't give up on
your dreams, Reiger.
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I hung in there.
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I persevered.
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And now, I stand humble
in the promised land
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with a babe on each arm.
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Gather 'round me, boys.
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Let me give you some advice.
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Take notes if you wish.
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Follow those dreams.
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Chase those rainbows.
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Climb every mountain
and ye shall be rewarded.
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"Ye"? What's with him?
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Uh-uh-uh, this is
guy talk, guy talk.
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Nobody tell Nardo
anything or you'll set her off.
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Tell Nardo what?
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Louie's been having a
fling with Zena's best friend.
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Oh, Louie... Ye
really are slime.
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Take it easy now, Nardo. No!
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Take... You know something?
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I'm glad you're gonna lose Zena.
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I'm glad.
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How will I lose her?
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Because sooner or later,
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someone won't be able
to stomach what you did,
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and they're gonna tell her.
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Nobody is gonna
tell Zena anything.
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Oh, no? Why not?
258
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Because it would hurt her.
259
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,785
Neh!
260
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,534
But you know
someone will tell her,
261
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:21,492
because they like Zena,
and they don't like you.
262
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,705
And even though it's
gonna hurt her at first,
263
00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:25,007
eventually she'll get over it.
264
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,942
And it'll make
her get rid of you.
265
00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:29,934
And that's the best thing
that could ever happen to her.
266
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,802
Neh!
267
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,677
She's right.
268
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,645
She's right.
269
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:43,982
It'll get out.
270
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:49,187
It's impossible to keep the
lid on something like this.
271
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,855
I gotta tell her...
Tell her myself.
272
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,959
She loves me, and
she'll forgive me.
273
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,827
Thanks a lot, Jim.
274
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,863
Hey, uh, boss?
275
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:03,801
About those inspiring words
276
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:08,406
you made a few moments ago,
277
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:11,175
I didn't get a few of
the words at the end.
278
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:15,980
What comes after,
"Follow those dreams,
279
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,415
chase those rainbows..."?
280
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,384
Suck rope, bean brain.
281
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:25,255
"Suck rope, bean brain."
282
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:29,660
Well, it fizzles out a
little there at the end,
283
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:33,297
but it's a timeless
message anyway.
284
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:38,068
Hi, Zena.
285
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,471
Louie, what happened last night?
286
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:41,872
I was so worried. Uh...
287
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,852
Look, there's
something I gotta tell ya.
288
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,843
This isn't easy.
289
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:48,012
But to be as gentle as possible,
290
00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:51,148
last night, your
girlfriend and I...
291
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,150
we took a hammock ride.
292
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:56,320
Oh, God!
293
00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:58,289
Now, don't blame yourself.
294
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:05,562
Emily! How could she?
295
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:09,467
I can never be
friends with her again.
296
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,635
That's for sure.
297
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:14,672
I must say, I lost a lot
of respect for her myself.
298
00:16:17,343 --> 00:16:18,976
And you!
299
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,311
Get out of here!
300
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:21,890
I don't want to see you again.
301
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,614
I don't want to know you exist!
302
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:27,184
Me? You're getting
mad at me, the victim?
303
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,753
"Victim," what are
you talking about?
304
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,822
You don't know that woman, Zena.
305
00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:33,824
She's a temptress.
306
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:35,959
I didn't know what hit me.
307
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,768
Maybe you were a victim.
308
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,116
You're a weak man who hasn't had
309
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,006
much pleasure in his life.
310
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,141
Yeah, you're right.
311
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,576
I was a victim.
312
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,545
Thanks for understanding.
313
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,650
And besides, how
long can this thing
314
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,964
between me and
Emily go on anyway?
315
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,788
"Go on"?
316
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,489
You want to continue?
317
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,224
Yeah.
318
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:09,460
Get your stuff and get out
319
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:10,961
of here right now!
320
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:13,364
Well, what'd I say?
We were doing so good.
321
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,033
Don't say another word!
322
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:17,735
Twist things!
323
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:18,969
You lie!
324
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,571
You're a user, Lou!
325
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:21,805
You take
326
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,386
and you take and you
take and you never give!
327
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:25,787
Don't call me! Don't write me!
328
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:26,855
Forget where I live!
329
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,913
I don't want see you again!
330
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,782
You're selfish and
you're miserable!
331
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:35,486
Zena, do you want
those to be the last words
332
00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:37,020
we ever say to each other?
333
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,355
No.
334
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,656
You're garbage!
335
00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:48,966
Oh, Emily, it's Louie.
336
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:56,685
Hi. Just some bric-a-brac
337
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,187
I didn't have time to take home.
338
00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,710
I'm not moving in yet.
339
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,346
Uh, Louie.
340
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,084
I don't know quite
how to put this.
341
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:08,953
It's about last night.
342
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:11,889
Ah... Were you taller?
343
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,958
Huh?
344
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,860
Were you a lot better dressed?
345
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,630
Nope.
346
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,064
Did you have more hair?
347
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,034
Well, not last
night, but I did once.
348
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,370
What's going on here?
349
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:31,408
Louie, last night...
was a mistake.
350
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,788
"Mistake"? What do you
mean? What're you talkin' about?
351
00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:35,980
I wasn't myself last night.
352
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,782
Well, whoever you
were, applause, applause.
353
00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:41,885
Look, Louie, I was
really sick last night.
354
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,820
I shouldn't have had
that wine and, frankly,
355
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,623
I had a lot too
many of those pills.
356
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,002
Was that it?
You're out of pills.
357
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,993
I can get you pills.
358
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:52,463
No, you're forcing me to be
completely honest with you.
359
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:55,833
In the light of day, you're
gross and disgusting.
360
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,141
So what?
361
00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:07,277
Uh, Emily, uh, some
of the finest things in life
362
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,480
are repulsive at first.
363
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:11,281
Uh, look, look at caviar.
364
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:14,451
Uh, Louie, um, I didn't want
to discuss my personal life
365
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,966
with you anymore, but I will.
366
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,533
My boyfriend wants me back.
367
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:19,990
Huh?
368
00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:21,670
He's gonna be
here in five minutes.
369
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,739
Now, he's very territorial
when it comes to me,
370
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,340
and I don't want
him to see you here.
371
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:28,399
But wha... I can't leave.
372
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,000
I lost Zena.
373
00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:32,269
I mean, you're all I got left.
374
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,149
I could go back to one, but zip?
375
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,706
I can't do zip again.
376
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:37,986
Oh, God. There he is.
377
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,955
Um, I'll go downstairs
and stall him.
378
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,557
You'd better get your
things and get out of here.
379
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,425
He's crazy jealous.
380
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,027
Take the freight
elevator to the cellar
381
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,984
and go out through
the alley. But Emily...
382
00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:08,506
Oh, Reiger...
Reiger, you're here.
383
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,475
Thank God! Thank God!
384
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:14,344
Thank God you're
here! What's...?
385
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,820
Thank you, God! Louie, Louie.
386
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:18,882
What is it? Reiger,
you got to help me.
387
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,984
You got to help me. What? What?
388
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:24,321
I'm at the lowest
point in my life.
389
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,660
I lost Zena, and
Emily sobered up.
390
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:34,231
She thinks I'm disgusting.
391
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:36,633
Well, you've heard that before.
392
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:41,472
Reiger... I had it all!
393
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:47,178
I had Zena, an adorable,
sensitive woman.
394
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:50,848
A woman with a
heart as big as a pig.
395
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,952
And I had Emily.
396
00:20:56,388 --> 00:21:00,724
She was sensuous and exciting.
397
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,993
She made me do things
398
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:05,729
that I never did with
any other woman.
399
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,698
I don't think I
want to hear this.
400
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:10,101
Reiger! What?
401
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:13,036
I talked baby talk to her.
402
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,605
"Baby talk"?
403
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,039
What're you talkin' about?
404
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:22,546
I said...
405
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:25,182
I was right, I was
right. Reiger...
406
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:26,851
I don't want to hear this.
407
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,185
What?
408
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:31,822
I even said, "I wuv you."
409
00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:36,527
I got nothing left, Reiger.
410
00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:39,229
I can't ever get Zena back, no!
411
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,243
She'll never come back to me,
412
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,011
not after as mad as she was.
413
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,369
No way!
414
00:21:45,404 --> 00:21:47,882
There's nothing
I can do, nothing.
415
00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:49,406
Well, there's
always the obvious.
416
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,709
Oh, no, no, no.
417
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:55,079
I'm not going to give you
some trick to get Zena back.
418
00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:56,747
I think she's well rid of you.
419
00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,982
But, but you know
there's something?
420
00:21:59,017 --> 00:22:01,251
I have a mind. I
have a thought, yes,
421
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:03,654
but I'm not going to tell you.
422
00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:06,089
This is what's called
"just desserts," Louie.
423
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:11,962
Reiger... I gotta tell you.
424
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:15,465
I'm so sorry for what I did.
425
00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:18,836
I want to die.
426
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,707
I'm all alone.
427
00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:25,809
It's too much.
428
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:29,780
Uh...
429
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,850
Louie. Louie, please.
430
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:34,484
Louie, would you
please... Please!
431
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,288
Louie. Louie!
432
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:40,357
Look, Louie.
433
00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:43,027
They're probably not even
talking to each other anymore,
434
00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:44,973
and Zena doesn't
know what you did.
435
00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:49,133
Look, Louie, all you have
to do is go to Zena and say,
436
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:51,568
"I've given up Emily for you.
437
00:22:51,603 --> 00:22:53,248
And I'm never going
to see her again."
438
00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:55,673
And then you'd better promise
her that you're going to spend
439
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,974
the rest of your life
making up for what you did.
440
00:22:58,010 --> 00:22:59,643
And you'd better mean it, Louie.
441
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:03,013
And then, maybe then,
she'll take you back.
442
00:23:04,483 --> 00:23:06,417
That'll work.
443
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,352
It's so simple.
444
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,756
I couldn't think of it
because I was too depressed.
445
00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:16,993
But I knew if I cried
some crocodile tears,
446
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:21,197
I could get your mind
working for me, Reiger.
447
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,344
Excuse me.
448
00:23:22,368 --> 00:23:23,946
I'm off to get my woman back.
449
00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:26,937
Oh, no! No! No!
450
00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:28,973
How could I let
this happen again?
451
00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:30,485
I promised I
wouldn't let it happen
452
00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:31,754
to me again, and it happened!
453
00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:33,477
I'm such a jerk!
454
00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:38,515
Alex.
455
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:40,317
What?!
456
00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,688
The tears were real.
457
00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:29,845
Night, Mr. Walters!
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