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Hey, Elaine, it
still raining out?
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No. They opened a fire hydrant,
and I've been playing in it.
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Oh.
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Avast, you lubbers!
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What a beautiful day it is.
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It's coming down
buckets out there.
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The weatherman said
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it's going to last
all day long, ha-ha!
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You like the rain, boss?
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I love the rain, Iggy!
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You know why I love the rain?
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No, boss. Why, boss, why?
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I love the rain
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because when it
rains nobody walks.
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What is it I always say?
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What happens when it showers?
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Come on. Come on.
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What happens when it showers?
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Big bookings are ours.
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And what happens when it rains?
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Monetary gains.
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This is fun.
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What happens when it drizzles?
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Shut up, Ignatowski.
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What an ear for
poetry that man has.
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All right, I've got an
announcement to make here.
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All right, attention.
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Listen up, here.
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I have a personal
announcement to make.
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I put my mother in a rest home
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so I am having a lavish
party at my now bachelor pad
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and none of you cab
drivers are invited.
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Oh, you're breaking
our hearts, Lou.
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I'm really sorry that
none of you can make it.
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What time should
I be there, Louie?
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Any time you want, Latka.
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As soon as you get there
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I'm throwing your foreign butt
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down the stairs.
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Well, in that case, I
might be a little late.
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I can't believe it, Louie.
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I just can't believe
you would celebrate
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putting your mother in a home.
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Hey, Rieger, it's not easy
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living with your
mother all these years.
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There's no privacy
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and every day it's
the same thing...
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"Louie, eat your dinner."
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"Louie, turn down
the television."
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"Louie, don't use the doilies
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to clean the beer
off your chin."
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So what kind of rest
home is your mom in?
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Got me.
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You mean you didn't
even take her there?
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Well, I-I-I took her there.
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Not right to the door, I mean.
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You mean you didn't go
in and check the place out?
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What the hell do I
look like, Mike Wallace?
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I mean, what's the big deal?
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It's a rest home.
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All right, all right, now
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why don't you consumer advocates
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line up for your
cab assignments.
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There's a city full of
mildewing people out there
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just dying to snuggle
up next to you.
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Banta, 599.
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Rieger... Okay, Lou.
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Say sevenish?
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What are you talking about?
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You know, the-the party.
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Dress nice.
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What on earth would make
me go to a party of yours?
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Hold it.
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The way I figure it, Rieger,
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you're the only
guy in this garage
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who won't embarrass me
in front of my friends. Oh.
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And... let me tell you this...
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This is going to be a bash.
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Huh?
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I'm talking about wild.
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Let me give you a little tip.
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Make sure you don't have
any holes in your shorts,
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if you know what I mean.
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You know something, Lou?
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I can't believe this,
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but I'm actually tempted
to go to that party.
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Mmm...
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I mean, I can't
believe I'm saying this,
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but it's sort of a
nagging curiosity in me.
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You know that kind
of morbid curiosity
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when you pass a car wreck,
you just got to slow down.
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Or when you have
a sore in your mouth
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you put your tongue against it
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so you know it hurts.
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Or when you have
a container of milk
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that you know has gone sour.
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You just got to smell it
before you throw it away.
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I can't wait either.
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All right.
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Here's another one,
here's another one.
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Orson Welles's necktie.
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Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
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Oh, it's not the cops.
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Hi, Alex.
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Hi, Louie.
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All right, keep it down, guys.
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I got an introduction to make.
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Alex, this is Lyle, Huey,
and Daytona Dave.
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Have a seat, Alex.
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I'll get you a brew.
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What did I miss?
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No, no. You leave the
room, you got to pay the price.
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Boy, the stories were
just flying around here
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a minute ago.
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Hey, Lyle,
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tell Alex the one
about how you woke up
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in the morning and
your gums were bleeding.
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No, no, no, that's
okay. That's okay.
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Don't be repetitious
on my account.
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So... how did, uh... you guys...
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ever get together?
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You know... you know how a crowd
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always gathers
around on the street
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to watch when some
guy's had a heart attack?
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We were the last ones to leave.
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The ties that bind.
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Hors d'oeuvres?
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Thank you.
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Got to go.
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Where you going?
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We got another party.
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Well, listen, I hope
they have a couch.
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Come on, guys.
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The evening's young.
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It's the shank of the evening.
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It's only 7:30.
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Well, if you insist.
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Thanks for dropping by.
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We ought to do this more often.
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Keep smiling.
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Boy!
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What an evening!
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Oh, gosh, it's
great to know guys
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you can get
silly with like that.
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I'm probably not
going to remember
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any of this in the morning.
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Are they the only ones
that showed up, Lou?
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Well, uh...
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I thought a few more
people would come, but...
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um... Hey, I know
what we need here.
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A little music.
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Ma's got a ton of
records over here.
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No, thanks, Lou.
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You feel like a
little Jerry Vale?
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Uh, no. Thanks, Lou.
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I've been listening
to him all day.
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Well, look, Lou,
I really got to go.
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So soon?
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Yeah.
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Come on, stick around
for a little bite to eat.
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No, that's all right.
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Come on. Here.
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Here, I'll heat it up.
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No, thanks, Lou.
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I'd really better shove off.
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How about a little TV?
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Come on.
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No, no... Louie, I don't... I
don't really want to watch TV.
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You don't like being
here alone, do you, Louie?
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What, are you kidding?
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I've been waiting for
this all my life, Rieger.
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I love being alone.
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Louie... you miss
your mother, don't you?
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Get off it, Rieger.
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I don't miss her.
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I think about her a lot.
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Who wouldn't think about her
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with all the junk
she left around here?
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Look at this stuff. Geez!
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Look. This stupid tea cup.
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Her little shawl.
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She left her little shoes here.
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Look at her little shoes, Alex.
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No, no.
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One shoe.
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Come on.
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No.
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I'm really sorry I
brought her up, Lou.
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Yeah.
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Well, you're right.
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I've been trying to hide it...
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but I admit it.
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I miss her.
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I wish she was here.
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Why don't you call her up?
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Tell her to come home.
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No, no, no.
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You don't understand.
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I lied about that, too.
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It was her idea to leave.
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Oh.
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We had that same old
argument we always have.
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She burned my dinner.
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I called her a name,
she called me a name
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and then I hid her teeth.
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You hid her teeth?
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Yeah. Next thing I know
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she's walking out
the door saying,
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"So long."
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She never left me before.
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If anybody's going
to do any calling
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it's going to be her
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because a man never begs.
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Ma taught me that.
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I lost ma.
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Look, Lou, I was thinking
about stopping off at Mario's
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on the way home for a nightcap.
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You want to come along?
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Look, Rieger, I
don't want your pity.
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If you're inviting me out
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like a guy invites his buddy
for a drink, that's okay,
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but if you're doing
this out of pity,
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well, let's forget it.
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It's pity, Lou.
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Well, a beer's a beer.
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Aw, Louie... you look terrible.
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What are you staring at?
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Get your stupid eyes off me.
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Hey, Lou... you okay?
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What, are you kidding, Rieger?
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I'm on top of the world,
sitting on a rainbow.
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You been, uh,
spending a lot of time
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with those friends
of yours lately?
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No.
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Lyle shot Huey.
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00:13:36,666 --> 00:13:39,333
He shot him?
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Yeah. It was an accident.
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He just wounded him.
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Oh.
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Six times.
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Must put a strain
on their friendship.
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Come on, Rieger,
leave me alone, huh?
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All right. All right.
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Hi, Latka.
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Louie.
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Yeah?
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It is ten minutes past the hour.
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I know.
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00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,676
But that means I am late.
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Yeah.
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Louie... yesterday
I snuck out early.
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Oh?
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00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:36,090
Also, I figured out
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a way of getting
coffee from the machine
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without paying money.
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00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:43,630
Louie, are you listening to me?
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00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:55,109
Hey, uh, a nice
suit you're wearing.
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Maybe it will
come back in style.
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00:15:03,419 --> 00:15:05,986
Is, is, is that a
nose, your nose
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or are you sucking
on the banana?
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I don't want to say you're
ugly, but you know...
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Don't press your luck, Latka.
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Okay, Louie.
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I'm sorry.
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00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,106
Boy, I was cooking.
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Louie's in bad shape.
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00:15:29,278 --> 00:15:31,378
Listen, you guys,
you know, uh...
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his mother is the
only friend he has.
269
00:15:36,819 --> 00:15:38,018
Hey, what do you guys say
270
00:15:38,054 --> 00:15:39,653
that we invite him
for a game of cards?
271
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:40,966
Are you nuts?
272
00:15:40,990 --> 00:15:43,523
Come on, Bobby, it will help
him take his mind off his mother.
273
00:15:43,559 --> 00:15:45,059
I don't want to.
274
00:15:45,094 --> 00:15:47,472
Come on. Come on, it wouldn't
even hurt to just invite him this once.
275
00:15:47,496 --> 00:15:48,741
Okay, okay.
276
00:15:48,765 --> 00:15:50,075
You guys can do what you want,
277
00:15:50,099 --> 00:15:54,068
but I'm playing this
game under protest.
278
00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:56,170
Hey, Lou...
279
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,873
Hey, Louie, how would
you like to come over
280
00:15:58,908 --> 00:16:00,388
and have a game of
cards with us, huh?
281
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,681
You want me to
play cards with you?
282
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:08,883
Yeah, yeah.
283
00:16:08,918 --> 00:16:11,385
Look, we're kind of
worried about you, Lou,
284
00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:12,719
so, uh, come on.
285
00:16:12,755 --> 00:16:15,089
All right. Sure.
286
00:16:15,124 --> 00:16:16,924
Sure, I'll join you.
287
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:18,225
Okay.
288
00:16:18,261 --> 00:16:20,227
Look, Lou, do me
a favor, would you,
289
00:16:20,263 --> 00:16:23,764
and don't mention anything
about your mother, okay?
290
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,299
Okay. She's forgotten.
291
00:16:25,334 --> 00:16:27,101
Come on.
292
00:16:27,136 --> 00:16:29,136
Leave the shoe here, Lou.
293
00:16:30,139 --> 00:16:31,972
All right.
294
00:16:32,008 --> 00:16:35,242
Jeff, you watch the
cage for me here.
295
00:16:35,278 --> 00:16:38,112
I'm going to go play
cards with the guys.
296
00:16:38,147 --> 00:16:39,513
I was invited.
297
00:16:40,850 --> 00:16:42,161
That's nice, Lou.
298
00:16:42,185 --> 00:16:45,886
Come on, Louie. And
keep your eye on the shoe.
299
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,288
Okay.
300
00:16:51,027 --> 00:16:54,494
I was invited to play
cards with the guys.
301
00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:56,964
Congratulations, boss.
302
00:16:56,999 --> 00:16:58,498
Come on, Lou.
303
00:16:58,534 --> 00:17:00,034
Come on, Lou. Right here, baby.
304
00:17:00,069 --> 00:17:01,568
Best seat, right there.
305
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:03,370
Five card draw is the game.
306
00:17:03,405 --> 00:17:05,172
Ooh, I love five card draw.
307
00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:06,773
That's my favorite game.
308
00:17:06,809 --> 00:17:08,408
This is going to be fun.
309
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,676
Yeah, that's right.
310
00:17:09,712 --> 00:17:10,945
Jacks or better now.
311
00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:13,180
Okay. Ante up,
everybody... a nickel.
312
00:17:13,216 --> 00:17:15,182
Oh, good, Bob.
313
00:17:15,218 --> 00:17:16,851
Oh!
314
00:17:16,886 --> 00:17:18,585
I open for a nickel.
315
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:19,832
All right, I'll see that.
316
00:17:19,856 --> 00:17:20,899
Oh, excuse me, Lou.
317
00:17:20,923 --> 00:17:22,167
I just want to get
a cup of coffee.
318
00:17:22,191 --> 00:17:23,757
All right, Alex.
319
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:26,327
Okay, I see your nickel,
and I raise you a nickel.
320
00:17:26,362 --> 00:17:28,095
Ooh! This is exciting!
321
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,264
I have to get
out. Boy, that's it.
322
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:34,668
Well, I see you...
Oh, good. All right.
323
00:17:34,703 --> 00:17:36,337
Well, I'm in with you.
324
00:17:36,372 --> 00:17:37,816
Okay. Where are we?
325
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,740
Uh, a nickel to you, Alex.
326
00:17:39,775 --> 00:17:41,041
Who raised Louie?
327
00:17:41,077 --> 00:17:42,509
Who raised Louie?
328
00:17:42,544 --> 00:17:44,211
Ma raised Louie.
329
00:17:44,247 --> 00:17:46,613
That's it.
330
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:50,184
Ma raised me.
331
00:17:50,219 --> 00:17:52,430
Louie, I want to talk to you.
332
00:17:52,454 --> 00:17:54,454
Louie, I want to talk to you.
333
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,091
Louie, you're becoming
a sniveling, weepy
334
00:17:57,126 --> 00:17:58,558
obnoxious boob
335
00:17:58,594 --> 00:18:00,672
and I'm getting sick
of it. Do you hear me?
336
00:18:00,696 --> 00:18:02,225
Now, look, if you want
your mother, go and
337
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,876
get your mother, but
don't just stand there!
338
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,777
Louie, Louie, come
here. Come here.
339
00:18:05,801 --> 00:18:06,979
I want to show you... I
want to show you something.
340
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,436
Come here. I want
to show you yourself.
341
00:18:09,471 --> 00:18:11,338
Look in that mirror.
342
00:18:11,374 --> 00:18:12,339
Look at that.
343
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:13,340
That's you.
344
00:18:13,376 --> 00:18:15,075
Is that me?
345
00:18:15,111 --> 00:18:16,743
Yeah, that's you!
346
00:18:16,779 --> 00:18:18,712
I'm a boob!
347
00:18:18,747 --> 00:18:21,115
That's not me.
348
00:18:21,150 --> 00:18:23,483
That's not the way
I handle things.
349
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,485
Oh, yes, it is.
350
00:18:34,964 --> 00:18:36,763
That's me.
351
00:18:36,799 --> 00:18:37,932
That's me.
352
00:18:37,967 --> 00:18:39,300
I'm going to do it.
353
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,335
I'm gonna stand
on my feet and fight.
354
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,447
All right.
355
00:18:42,471 --> 00:18:43,938
Get ready, world.
356
00:18:43,973 --> 00:18:46,606
Louie De Palma is back.
357
00:18:46,642 --> 00:18:49,343
Latka, I'm docking
you a week's pay.
358
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:54,315
And nobody ever ask
me to play cards again.
359
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:57,818
Louie De Palma does
not play cards with losers.
360
00:18:57,853 --> 00:18:59,320
And, Rieger...
361
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:01,721
the next time you
lay a hand on me,
362
00:19:01,757 --> 00:19:03,690
you're history.
363
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:08,295
Now, if you'll all excuse me,
I'm going to get my mommy.
364
00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:32,019
Ma, it's me, Louie.
365
00:19:32,054 --> 00:19:33,587
Louie?
366
00:19:33,622 --> 00:19:34,921
Yeah.
367
00:19:36,558 --> 00:19:40,260
Ma... yeah, I come
to take you home.
368
00:19:40,296 --> 00:19:42,696
Look, come on.
369
00:19:42,731 --> 00:19:45,099
Hey, I'm fed up
with this nonsense.
370
00:19:45,134 --> 00:19:46,566
You don't belong here.
371
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,235
You belong home with me.
372
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,104
Now come on, open this door.
373
00:19:50,139 --> 00:19:52,806
Open it up or I'm
going to break it down.
374
00:19:57,346 --> 00:19:58,812
Oh, yeah?
375
00:19:58,847 --> 00:20:02,582
Well, hum a few bars
of this, crazy lady.
376
00:20:13,595 --> 00:20:15,607
What's the matter with you?
377
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,732
You never seen a man
visiting his mother before?
378
00:20:18,768 --> 00:20:21,769
Get out of here.
379
00:20:25,074 --> 00:20:26,406
Come on, look.
380
00:20:26,441 --> 00:20:28,542
All right, let's talk this over.
381
00:20:28,577 --> 00:20:30,656
I mean, what's the big
deal about the fight we had?
382
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:34,181
I mean, we always fight.
383
00:20:37,519 --> 00:20:39,452
Called you a bad name?
384
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,655
What bad name did I call you?
385
00:20:54,469 --> 00:20:56,269
It slipped out.
386
00:21:01,376 --> 00:21:03,543
Look... look, Ma, come on home.
387
00:21:03,579 --> 00:21:04,712
Come on.
388
00:21:04,747 --> 00:21:08,682
I promise we
won't fight anymore.
389
00:21:08,718 --> 00:21:12,186
Ma, when you're
not there, it's so quiet
390
00:21:12,221 --> 00:21:14,922
I can hear the toilet running.
391
00:21:17,793 --> 00:21:19,927
I'm sorry for getting mushy.
392
00:21:24,666 --> 00:21:27,367
Aw, Ma, what are
you talking about
393
00:21:27,402 --> 00:21:29,369
I should get married?
394
00:21:29,404 --> 00:21:31,438
I'm not ready to get married.
395
00:21:31,473 --> 00:21:34,942
Besides, who would
want to marry me?
396
00:21:34,977 --> 00:21:36,977
Elaine Nardo.
397
00:21:38,513 --> 00:21:41,715
Well, I, I know I told you
that she's nuts about me,
398
00:21:41,751 --> 00:21:43,851
but... but she's
a little overeager.
399
00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:46,453
Well, Susan Anton.
400
00:21:46,488 --> 00:21:52,025
You know, well, I haven't
closed that door yet.
401
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:55,829
What am I talking about here?
402
00:21:55,865 --> 00:21:59,532
Ma, I got to be
honest with you here.
403
00:22:06,642 --> 00:22:10,610
All those women... I'm
always telling you about
404
00:22:10,646 --> 00:22:13,480
that are after me...
405
00:22:15,484 --> 00:22:17,617
I'm making that up, Ma.
406
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:21,421
I'm a lonely man, Ma.
407
00:22:23,325 --> 00:22:25,492
I need you there.
408
00:22:34,036 --> 00:22:38,105
If I come home, will
you be nice to me?
409
00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:42,109
For a while.
410
00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:51,584
Okay, Louie, I'll go home.
411
00:23:28,457 --> 00:23:30,090
All right, all right, all right.
412
00:23:30,125 --> 00:23:31,825
Come on, come on.
413
00:23:33,128 --> 00:23:36,096
Ma, you shouldn't be
carrying that suitcase
414
00:23:36,131 --> 00:23:38,098
with your bad hand.
415
00:23:38,133 --> 00:23:40,200
Here.
416
00:23:40,236 --> 00:23:41,869
Come on, Ma.
417
00:24:26,748 --> 00:24:28,343
Night, Mr. Walters.
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