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Yes. Yes, Mr. McKenzie.
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Oh, yes. I understand, sir.
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Certainly.
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When your wife comes
in, tell her you're not here.
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Yeah. Very good, sir.
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Oh, uh, by the way, uh,
Mr. McKenzie, have I ever told you
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that you have a
magnificent telephone voice?
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Uh, well, have I told you today?
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Oh. Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
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I'm sorry.
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I was under the impression
you liked it kissed.
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Bye-bye.
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Oh, hi, Elaine.
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Hi.
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Hey, listen, I got a
couple new exercises
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in that class I'm taking.
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Oh, the pantomime class.
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Yeah, you know, this mime
stuff, it's really helping me
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in my, in my stage
presence, you know?
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You want to see a
couple exercises?
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Yeah, okay. Okay.
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Now, this is called
"Man Walking."
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That's a man walking, all right.
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Yeah? Yeah?
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Hey, I got one.
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Okay.
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Tony, what is that
supposed to be?
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That's "A Man
Standing in Garage."
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No, that's "Dumb Man
Standing in the Garage."
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I love this.
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A duel of wits between
unarmed opponents.
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Hey, Elaine, you want to see
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some more? Want
to see another one?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, come
on. Okay, this is a classic.
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This is called "Man in
Glass Cubicle." Okay?
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When did they put that in here?
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No, no, no. Jim, uh,
this is pantomime.
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It's just an exercise
from Bobby's acting class.
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Oh... I see.
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Can he hear us in there?
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Ignatowski, why don't you try
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renting out that vacant
lot between your ears?
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Okeydoke.
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M-Mrs. McKenzie.
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Don't you look lovely today?
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Thank you, Louie.
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Eh... thank you. Thank you
for coming into the garage
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and brightening up my day.
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Is my husband in?
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Uh... Mr. McKenzie?
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Uh, no, no, no.
I'm afraid, I'm afraid
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that you, uh, you
just missed him.
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Uh, as a matter of
fact, he just left here
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with a couple of
business associates...
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Louie, if I find out
that you're lying
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I'm gonna roll up your tongue
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and stick a
toothpick through it.
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What was the question again?
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Is my husband in?
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Oh, your husband's in.
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Yeah! I-I-I-I lost my head.
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Uh, would you
like me to call him
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and tell him you're coming up?
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No. I want to surprise him.
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See, if he knew I was
here, that bloated gasbag
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would be escaping
out the back window.
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Well-well, I think I
speak for the rest of us
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when I say I hope that
you and that bloated gasbag
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patch up that little
tiff you're having.
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Ooh, ha-ha!
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Ooh, boy!
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What's so funny, Louie?
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It's happening again.
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"Mrs. McKenzie's revenge."
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Oh...
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I picked up a touch of
that in Mexico one summer.
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Shut up.
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Now, listen here.
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I'm going to tell you a story
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that I think you're
going to like.
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It doesn't happen very
often, but every now and then
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Mr. and Mrs.
McKenzie have a fight
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and they go at it
hammer and tong,
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as you can well imagine.
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Well, as soon as it's over,
she comes out of that door
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swoops down here
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and picks out some
poor, unsuspecting cabby
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and invites him home to dinner.
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Oh, my God.
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That's the most horrifying
story I've ever heard.
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Shut up, will you?
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All right, it's not dinner
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that she wants to
take him home for.
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What she's really interested in
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is a little mattress magic.
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Come on.
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Louie, this sounds like
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one of your little
sweaty fantasies.
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I mean, why would
she pick a cabby?
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Well, she wants to
humiliate her husband.
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And what better way to do that
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than to fool around with
one of his employees?
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But wait a minute, you
haven't heard the worst part yet.
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Once she's done
with the poor jerk
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she goes right to her
husband and tells him.
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As soon as McKenzie
hears about it
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it's bye-bye to that dumb cabby.
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You mean the guy loses his job?
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No.
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I mean... he vanishes.
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Like he was never born.
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I can't even find his
records the next day.
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All a guy has to
do is turn her down.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Not with this dame.
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I mean, with her,
even if you don't,
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she tells her husband you did.
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Either way, you're history.
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I don't believe this, Louie.
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Well, you better
believe it, Banta,
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because she always picks
the young, good-looking ones.
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The way I figure it, either you
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or Wheeler are doomed.
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I'm hoping she notices
Wheeler's got the better nose.
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You know, Louie, I hate to
deprive you of your pleasure,
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but I'm not buying any of this.
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Oh, no? No.
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Well, neither did Curly Melnick.
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He scoffed at me, too.
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And the last time I saw Curly,
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he was walking out that
door, wearing his best suit
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on his way to Mrs. McKenzie's.
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But don't feel bad.
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It must have been worth
it, because I hear he died
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with a smile on what
was left of his face.
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Elaine, could this be
true? I don't know...
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I don't think so. Tony,
this is Louie talking.
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Don't take anything seriously.
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Yeah, of course.
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Oh, boy, am I tired.
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I've never been so
tired in all my life.
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I just drove a double shift,
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and I'm dead on my feet.
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Hey, Alex would know.
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Alex would know about this.
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Oh, yeah. Hey, hey, Alex?
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Yo. Louie's been
trying to scare us
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with some crazy story about
Mrs. McKenzie's revenge
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and Curly Melnick. Is that true?
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MRS. McKENZIE: We'll just
see about that, you wart head!
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Uh... Mrs. McKenzie?
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Would you, uh, like
me to introduce you
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to one of these handsome
young gentlemen?
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Well, you could tell
me one thing, Louie.
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What's that?
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Well, I'm-I'm planning
this little dinner party for two
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tonight at my place.
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Oh, how delightful.
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I was wondering, could you come?
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Make it about 8:00, okay?
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Mrs... Wh... Why-Why
me, Mrs. McKenzie?
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Because if my fooling around
with somebody halfway decent
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upsets my husband...
this'll kill him.
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Hello?
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No, there's no Sheila here.
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You got the wrong number.
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What?
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Yes, of course it's my number.
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There's no Sheila here.
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What?
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Yes... Of course
I know... Look, I...
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I'm telling you, you
got the wrong n...
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There never has
been a Sheila here.
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Look, I'm very sorry,
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but I really have
to get some sleep.
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Look, there doesn't have
to be a Sheila... hold on.
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Hey, Sheila!
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Yeah?
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You want to talk to Joyce?
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Who?
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Joyce.
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Oh, tell her I'm busy.
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I can't talk to her...
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She's busy. She'll
call you later.
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Rieger!
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Rieger! Hmm?
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Rieger, Rieger!
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Rieger, wake up,
wake up! Wake up!
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Sheila?
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I-I didn't want to... I
didn't want to wake you
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with a phone call in
the middle of the night,
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'cause I know how
jarring that can be.
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That's very thoughtful.
How did you get in?
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It wasn't easy. Hmm...
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I-I-I tried to pick the
lock, but it was too tough.
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Oh, that's nice to know.
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So I had to break it. Mm-hmm.
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I-I knew if I knocked, you
wouldn't have let me in.
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You're right. Come on, Rieger.
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Rieger, look at me.
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Look at me, Rieger. I'm a mess.
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You know why I look this way?
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Yeah. Genetics.
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No, no.
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I've been drinking, Rieger.
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Oh, I see. You know
why I've been drinking?
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I don't know and I
don't care, Louie.
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I've been drinking
because I'm facing death.
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Oh, come on, Louie.
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What are you talking about?
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Mrs. McKenzie
picked me this time.
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Now this might be
worth waking up for.
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Rieger, I'm trapped.
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I'm cursed. I'm doomed.
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Oh, come on, Louie.
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There must be some mistake.
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Why would she pick you?
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Come on, admit it...
You're no Curly Melnick.
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Then again, neither
is he anymore.
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Rieger...
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she picked me
because she really wants
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to rub her husband's
nose in it this time.
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Ah, that's a good choice.
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Come on, Rieger,
you got to help me.
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You got to help me. All right.
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You help everybody
else in the garage.
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You got to help me.
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I know I help everybody else,
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because they're nice
people and deserving of help.
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"They're nice people
deserving of help."
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If I wasn't about
to die, I'd be sick.
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Rieger!
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Mrs. McKenzie wants my goodies.
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What am I going to do?
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Come on.
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Rieger! Rieger,
Rieger, Rieger! Hmm?
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All right, all right.
All right, all right.
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All right, all right. Let's
take a look at your problem.
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All right. Great, great.
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Let us examine your options.
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My options.
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Options, yeah!
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I love how you do this.
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I got it. What? What?
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You call her up, tell her
you're sick, you can't make it.
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Genius! The man is a genius!
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No, wait, wait, wait!
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That won't work.
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She saw you in
the pink of health
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this morning. She'll
never believe it.
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Not for a second.
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What? What?
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What? What?
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I got it! Hmm? What?
What? You got it?
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You jump the gun. You
go to Mr. McKenzie himself,
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and tell him everything.
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That's it!
258
00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:58,352
That is it!
259
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,789
Wait, wait a minute!
260
00:14:01,824 --> 00:14:03,457
That won't work, either.
261
00:14:03,493 --> 00:14:05,203
It won't? No, he'll
kill you right there
262
00:14:05,227 --> 00:14:07,373
in his office for telling
stories about his wife.
263
00:14:07,397 --> 00:14:09,363
He'd tear me limb from limb.
264
00:14:11,401 --> 00:14:12,667
I don't know...
265
00:14:12,702 --> 00:14:14,535
Come on, come on,
come on, come on...
266
00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:16,014
Come on. Come on. Think. Think.
267
00:14:16,038 --> 00:14:17,004
Wait a minute!
268
00:14:17,039 --> 00:14:18,339
Whoo!
269
00:14:18,374 --> 00:14:20,274
Why didn't I think
of this before?
270
00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:22,187
Why didn't you think of it?
271
00:14:22,211 --> 00:14:25,646
She picked you because you're
loathsome and despicable, right?
272
00:14:25,682 --> 00:14:26,925
Right! So, all we got to do
273
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,016
is find someone more
loathsome and more despicable.
274
00:14:29,051 --> 00:14:31,151
Ahhhh!
275
00:14:35,224 --> 00:14:36,557
Louie, there is one answer.
276
00:14:36,592 --> 00:14:37,592
What, what, what?
277
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:38,793
You're a dead man.
278
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,096
No, no. Rieger, Rieger.
279
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,432
Bye-bye.
280
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,035
Oh, no. Oh, no.
281
00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:50,037
No, no, I'm not
finished, Rieger.
282
00:14:50,072 --> 00:14:51,706
Oh, no, no, no.
283
00:14:51,741 --> 00:14:53,808
Louie De Palma is a survivor.
284
00:14:53,843 --> 00:14:57,144
I'm going to come out
of this thing, you bet.
285
00:14:57,179 --> 00:15:00,514
Who was it that
said, "I shall return"?
286
00:15:03,553 --> 00:15:05,185
Curly Melnick.
287
00:15:30,045 --> 00:15:31,612
Now, look here, Mrs. McKenzie.
288
00:15:31,647 --> 00:15:33,113
I thought about this a lot,
289
00:15:33,148 --> 00:15:35,750
and I want to get one
thing straight right now.
290
00:15:35,785 --> 00:15:37,685
There is no way in the world
291
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,420
that you are going to seduce me.
292
00:15:39,455 --> 00:15:41,054
I want you!
293
00:15:50,232 --> 00:15:52,633
Come in, Louie.
294
00:15:52,668 --> 00:15:54,201
What am I doing?
295
00:15:54,236 --> 00:15:56,114
This is crazy. No,
no, wait, wait, wait.
296
00:15:56,138 --> 00:15:57,916
I... I don't think
there's any reason
297
00:15:57,940 --> 00:15:59,885
for us to beat around the bush.
298
00:15:59,909 --> 00:16:02,254
I mean, there is no
chance of anything
299
00:16:02,278 --> 00:16:04,022
happening between you and I.
300
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,647
I mean, look at it from my side.
301
00:16:06,682 --> 00:16:10,484
I have nothing but loyalty for
my employer, Mr. McKenzie,
302
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,788
who happens to be one
of the finest human beings
303
00:16:13,823 --> 00:16:17,257
who it has been my
pleasure to meet in this life.
304
00:16:17,293 --> 00:16:19,693
He can't stand the sight of you.
305
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,862
Then I'll have his woman.
306
00:16:28,537 --> 00:16:30,437
This is crazy, no!
307
00:16:30,472 --> 00:16:31,984
Mrs. McKenzie,
you don't want me.
308
00:16:32,008 --> 00:16:33,274
Oh, yes, I do.
309
00:16:33,309 --> 00:16:34,341
Oh, no, no.
310
00:16:35,511 --> 00:16:36,989
No, listen, you only picked me
311
00:16:37,013 --> 00:16:39,124
because I was at the
bottom of the barrel.
312
00:16:39,148 --> 00:16:42,516
Oh, Louie, that's not true.
313
00:16:42,551 --> 00:16:45,752
No, I-I find you
very attractive.
314
00:16:56,398 --> 00:16:58,165
You do?
315
00:16:58,201 --> 00:17:00,134
Yes.
316
00:17:04,841 --> 00:17:08,775
Well... what do you
find attractive about me?
317
00:17:17,987 --> 00:17:20,620
Your eyes.
318
00:17:20,656 --> 00:17:22,456
You have nice eyes.
319
00:17:28,164 --> 00:17:29,897
Both of them?
320
00:17:49,118 --> 00:17:51,151
No, Mrs. McKenzie.
321
00:17:51,187 --> 00:17:54,188
There is no way that your
mere kisses are going to...
322
00:17:54,223 --> 00:17:55,555
sway me.
323
00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:08,735
What is that scent?
324
00:18:08,771 --> 00:18:11,071
That's "Pleasuree."
325
00:18:11,107 --> 00:18:13,307
Pl... Pleasuree.
326
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,809
It's very expensive.
327
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:18,312
Oh, it should be.
328
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:21,015
Poor people shouldn't
smell like that.
329
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:31,491
Let's go into the bedroom.
330
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,261
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
331
00:18:34,297 --> 00:18:36,163
No, Mrs. McKenzie, please.
332
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,999
Please don't make
me go in there, please.
333
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,801
Please...
334
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:48,342
Louie... Please...
335
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,877
Your palms are
getting little sweat marks
336
00:18:50,913 --> 00:18:52,879
all over my gown.
337
00:18:56,585 --> 00:18:58,852
Are you going to come
into the bedroom with me?
338
00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:01,755
No, no, no. Oh,
no. Oh-ho-ho, no!
339
00:19:01,790 --> 00:19:04,291
Oh, no. You don't
get me in there.
340
00:19:04,327 --> 00:19:06,293
No, sirree. Oh, no.
341
00:19:06,329 --> 00:19:09,296
Because I know if I
stay out here, I'm safe.
342
00:19:09,332 --> 00:19:12,032
Once I get in there,
I'm a dead man.
343
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,034
Uh-uh...
344
00:19:18,341 --> 00:19:19,706
Sure.
345
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:22,176
Sure, you're an
attractive woman.
346
00:19:23,846 --> 00:19:25,346
And, uh...
347
00:19:29,185 --> 00:19:31,018
especially now.
348
00:19:33,856 --> 00:19:39,693
Lying there posed so seductively
349
00:19:39,728 --> 00:19:42,363
with that "come hither" look.
350
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,502
But I'm not coming hither.
351
00:19:48,537 --> 00:19:51,338
No, thank you, Mrs. McKenzie.
352
00:19:51,374 --> 00:19:54,541
Thanks, but no thanks.
353
00:19:57,179 --> 00:20:00,147
Okay, Louie, if
that's how you feel.
354
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,223
I've reconsidered.
355
00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:27,959
Oh, good.
356
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,394
Whoa!
357
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:32,630
What a bed!
358
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,966
Whoo!
359
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,734
If we lose each other,
360
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,169
I'll meet you at the headboard.
361
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,975
No, no, no, no, no...
362
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,278
No, we mustn't do this.
363
00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:49,592
What? No.
364
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:50,759
No, we mustn't. Why not?
365
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:51,749
We'll regret it.
366
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:52,817
No, we won't.
367
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,151
It's morally wrong.
368
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:55,430
Moral... You're a married woman.
369
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:56,632
We can't do this, Mrs. McKenzie.
370
00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:57,622
Oh, yes, we can.
371
00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,635
No, no, I have a
war wound. What?
372
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:00,691
I have a war wound.
373
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:01,792
Really? Yes.
374
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:03,127
What war?
375
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,595
What are you talking about?
376
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:05,863
What war? Yeah.
377
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:08,599
I can't remember.
I had my memory
378
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,701
shot off.
379
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:14,471
Uh, really, I-I sense
the animal in you.
380
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:15,606
Come on.
381
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:21,746
MR. McKENZIE: Ruth!
382
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,258
Is that Mr...? Is that Mr...?
383
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,242
That's Mr. McKenzie!
Mr. McKenzie!
384
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:28,919
Where are ya? Just a minute!
385
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,087
Just a minute!
386
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:31,355
MR. McKENZIE: Where are you?
387
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:32,501
Where, where? Hide! What?
388
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:33,958
Hide! Where, where?
389
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,292
I don't know.
390
00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:36,527
You hide.
391
00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:37,695
Where?
392
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:38,863
Where to hide?
393
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,397
Where to hide? Where?!
394
00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:49,473
I couldn't get a plane
off, 'cause there was a fog.
395
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:52,109
I've got the worst headache
I ever had in my life.
396
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:55,046
Now, I'm going to go
and get some aspirin.
397
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:01,285
Would you like something
to eat or something?
398
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,731
MR. McKENZIE:
No, no. No, thanks.
399
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,388
How about a drink?
400
00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:07,069
Oh, no, no. I had
something at the airport.
401
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:08,559
How about a tuna?
402
00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:10,828
I-I got some tuna.
403
00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:13,564
You want... you want some tuna?
404
00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:15,210
Now, you know I don't like tuna.
405
00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:18,268
You don't like tuna?
406
00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:20,905
Isn't there... isn't there
anything I can get for you?
407
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,700
Oh, my God.
408
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:26,877
All I want to do is go to bed.
409
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:33,751
Ruth...
410
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:38,622
Ruth, I-I got a
confession to make.
411
00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:40,457
Yeah?
412
00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:42,938
The reason I came back
was I just couldn't leave town
413
00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:44,840
after that argument
we had this morning.
414
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:45,830
I know, I know.
415
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,209
I'm really sorry about that.
416
00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:49,133
I know, and if you're
sorry, I'm sorry.
417
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:50,813
Let's just kiss
and make up. Oh...
418
00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:53,838
Hey, hey...
Remember the last time
419
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,085
we kissed and made up like this?
420
00:22:56,109 --> 00:23:00,577
It took us three whole days.
421
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,064
Here you go, Jeff.
422
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:10,320
Hey, where's Louie?
423
00:23:10,356 --> 00:23:11,433
I don't know, man.
424
00:23:11,457 --> 00:23:13,001
I haven't seen
him in three days.
425
00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:15,359
No kidding. Well, there's a
lot of things going around.
426
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,105
He's probably
stuck in bed. Yeah.
427
00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:19,697
Hey, Bobby, you want to
go have a drink at Mario's?
428
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,109
Uh, no, man, I got a mime class.
429
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,410
I've got to practice
some exercises.
430
00:23:22,434 --> 00:23:23,901
I'll see you later, okay?
431
00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:25,576
Catch you later. Okay.
432
00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:00,871
Oh, wait a minute.
433
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:02,139
Huh!
434
00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:04,486
I see what's going on here.
435
00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:06,844
This is mime stuff, right?
436
00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:09,013
Hey! Right, Jim.
437
00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:13,717
I may be slow, but
once I catch it, it sticks.
438
00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:15,185
Well, see you tomorrow.
439
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:16,220
Okay.
440
00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:24,194
Bobby, when the hell
441
00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:26,730
are you going to get
this thing out of here?
442
00:24:29,368 --> 00:24:32,135
Uh, I got some people coming
to pick it up in the morning, Jim.
443
00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:34,691
Yeah, it's getting
to be an eyesore.
444
00:25:07,490 --> 00:25:09,117
Night, Mr. Walters.
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