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Hey.
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Here, get the air moving
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around me in here a little bit.
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You want me to fan you?
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I don't think so, Louie.
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You see, I left my palm leaf
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back at the hut this morning.
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Go ahead. Make
it racial right away.
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Oh, guys.
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Hi, Elaine.
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Now, you know that
I'm not the kind of mother
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who comes in with boring
stories about her kids, right?
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Yes, we've noticed that
about you, Elaine, yes.
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And I can't tell you how
much we appreciate it.
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That's the one thing I like most
about you, Elaine, you know that?
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Yeah. Thanks a lot
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for not doing that, Elaine.
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Oh, I forgot.
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We're only allowed to talk
about hangovers and the Jets.
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Hey, did you see the
Jet game this weekend?
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No. I was hung over.
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Latka, do you like kid stories?
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Oh, yes, I love them.
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You know, when I
was five and a half
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and I was just so high
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and I was so cute, you
could eat me up alive.
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Uh, you know, I had these
big cheeks then, you know...
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And... Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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You're telling me a kid
story about yourself?
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Yes, because you
know, I am a bachelor.
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I am the only kid I've got.
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Hey, Lou.
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Hey, Ton. Hey,
Bobby. Whatcha say?
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Hey, did your
sister get moved in?
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Yeah. She's coming
down here pretty soon.
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Yeah, I can't wait to meet her.
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Oh, uh, Bobby, I'd
rather you wouldn't.
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Why not?
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Well, I mean, if
you had a sister
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you wouldn't want a guy like
you to meet her, would ya?
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Oh, yeah, I'll hang around
the back till she leaves.
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Hey, Alex, I talk to you?
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Yeah, sure. What?
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Remember when I read
you my sister's letters
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and you said if she wasn't
married and from Spokane
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you might want
to go out with her?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, you're in luck.
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She's divorced, she's moved
in, and she's free for lunch.
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Uh, uh... Tony, Tony, look,
I don't think it's a great idea
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for someone to date a
friend's sister, you know?
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Especially an Italian
boxer friend's sister,
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if you know what I mean.
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Alex, I know what
you're afraid of.
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But don't worry about it. I
mean, Monica's all grown up.
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She's been married
and everything.
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I doubt she's even
a virgin anymore.
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So... Yeah.
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I want you to know I thought
about it and it's okay with me
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if you want to go
to bed with Monica.
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Uh, Tony...
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I better warn you, this
might lead to dinner.
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Listen, Alex, I'm only
saying this because
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I know you're a good guy.
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You'd call her the next day
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stay friends, stuff
like that, right?
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I'm beginning to get a
crush on myself here.
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Well... Eh, Tony, excuse me,
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but could I please have
a crack at your sister, too?
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Don't be ridiculous, Latka.
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Why? I would call
her the next day
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and stay friends with
her and all that, too.
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Listen, who are you fooling?
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I would marry the wench.
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Could you come upstairs
for a second, Alex?
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Mm-hmm. So I could talk to you?
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There's no privacy down here.
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Boy, what-what does Alex have
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that I don't have?
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A big nose and a Green Card.
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Excuse me.
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Uh, could you help me?
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I'm afraid all I
give is rubdowns.
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I just wanted you to tell
me where my brother is.
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Who's your brother?
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Tony Banta.
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Huh.
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I don't allow no family
get-togethers in my garage.
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Well, I just want to talk
to him for two minutes.
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Give me a buck.
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You must be Louie.
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How do you know who I am?
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'Cause I only had three
people described to me.
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One was good-looking, one
was smart, and one was you.
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Well, meow.
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Oh, I'm in luck...
a human being.
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Excuse me, excuse me.
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Uh, could you tell Tony Banta
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that his sister's here?
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Oh, you are Tony's sister?
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Yeah.
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Well, do you know
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that you and I are
forbidden to love?
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It's a shame, it's a big shame.
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Because we would have
made beautiful babies together.
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I never thought I'd say
this, but don't go away.
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Next.
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Did I hear someone say...
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you were from Spokane?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, I lived
there for five years.
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Were you ever there?
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No, no...
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Uh, wait a minute.
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I was born there.
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Uh... I'm, uh... Jim Ignatowski.
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Uh, Monica Douglas.
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Did, uh, you buy that
dress in Spokane?
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Uh... yeah, I did.
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It's been a long time
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since I've seen a
dress from Spokane.
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Smooth, Iggy.
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Real smooth.
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Excuse me.
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Iggy.
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She went thataway.
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Much obliged.
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What did you do in, uh, Spokane?
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I, uh, played the flute
in the symphony there.
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Really?
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Yeah. I wouldn't kid you.
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The flute is my
favorite instrument.
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Yeah?
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Except for the gong.
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Yeah?
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You mean the gonnnnng?
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Yeah.
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You know it.
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Yeah. Yeah, I like it, too.
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I bet you play great.
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Well...
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Vivaldi is my favorite.
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Oh, yeah?
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Uh-huh.
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Uh... ♪ Dum, dum,
dah dah dah... ♪
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♪ Dum... ♪
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♪ Duhh... ♪
Yeah.
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♪ Duhh... ♪
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♪ Da-da-da-da, da da-da-dum ♪
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♪ Duh-duh-duh-duh... ♪
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♪ Dum, dum... ♪ ♪
Dum dum dum da, da, da ♪
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♪ Dum dum dum da, da, da ♪
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♪ Dum dum dum da-da-dum-dum... ♪
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♪ Dum-dum... ♪
♪ Dah! ♪
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♪ Dum-dum, da-da-dum
dum-dum-dum ♪
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♪ Dum-dum... ♪
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♪ Dum-dum, da-da-dum
dum-dum-dum ♪
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♪ Dum-da-da, dum-da-da... ♪
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Excuse me.
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Your attention, everybody.
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I didn't think it would
be necessary for me
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to make this rule, but...
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no Vivaldi in the garage.
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Thank you.
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One of these days
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I got to get it together
and go to the symphony.
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I'm pretty sure
New York has one.
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New York has a
great symphony. Ah?
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I'd like to go, too.
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Well, uh... see...
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if you think you're
going to go, maybe, uh...
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maybe I could sort of tag along.
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Well, you don't
have to tag along.
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Maybe we could go together.
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Huh... I just got a rush.
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Yo, Monica!
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Tony! Tony!
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Oh.
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Hey, everybody,
my sister, Monica.
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Hi, there. Family pride.
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Hey, and this here's
Alex Rieger. Ah...
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And he's got
something to say to you.
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Oh? Hi. Yeah. Uh...
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Oh, yeah, let me just say,
first that I can't take you
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to lunch 'cause
something came up.
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Oh, really? That's too bad.
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Well, it's a shame, but it's
okay, because Alex here
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has got something
he wants to say to ya.
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Oh, yeah?
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I was just going to a-as...
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He would like to
know if you would like
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to go to lunch with
him today, right, Alex?
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You were?
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Sure, he was. Well, I-I...
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You really want to go
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to lunch with me, or
are you just asking me
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because my brother
asked you to ask me?
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Huh? No, no. I was...
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Uh, Monica, come on, I mean,
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that's insulting to Alex.
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He's asking you 'cause
he wants to ask you.
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Okay, okay, okay,
great. Let's go to lunch.
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Well, are-are you sure
you want to do this, Monica?
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I mean... Well, uh...
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She's sure. She's sure. Uh-huh?
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Why is everybody checking
everything? Okay, okay. Let's go.
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Sure. Have a good time.
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Okay. Okay.
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Why you all over me for?
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Uh, am I here? I'm sorry.
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Yeah?
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So, not a bad sublet, huh?
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Hey, how much you paying?
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$500.
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How many bedrooms?
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No bedrooms. It's a studio.
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Air conditioned?
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No.
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They include utilities?
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Uh-uh. So what do you think?
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You sign the lease already?
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Yeah. I love it.
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So, uh, how did it go with Alex?
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Fine. Hey.
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Ooh, you still
got that great arm.
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So, uh, tell me about your date.
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Bet he took you someplace
classy, just like Alex would.
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Oh, we went to a
little hamburger place.
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Just like Alex.
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He never puts on airs.
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So, uh, what did
you guys talk about?
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Well, actually, we
didn't talk all that much.
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In fact, at one point
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Alex said, "I can't get
a pause in edgewise."
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Ah. Ah!
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What an icebreaker.
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So, so when are you guys
going to see each other again?
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I don't know. I
mean, he's a nice guy
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and everything, but he's
not my type, you know?
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Your husband was your type.
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Tony, don't start.
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An Electrolux salesman
with every allergy in the book
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who painted
turtles for relaxation.
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You know, you
always make so much
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of that one time he
painted the turtle.
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Hey, Monica, listen.
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Come here.
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You've been
divorced about a year
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and you moved back into town.
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You and I, we got a
chance to start off fresh.
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Yeah. So let's start.
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Man, you're my
sister and I love you.
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Okay.
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And you're my
brother and I love you.
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Now you're going
to say something
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that's going to drive
me crazy, right?
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We all got our faults. I'm
messy around the house.
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You fall for garbage.
258
00:11:46,155 --> 00:11:48,823
Trust me enough to try
to get interested in Alex.
259
00:11:48,859 --> 00:11:50,625
No, no, not Alex.
260
00:11:50,660 --> 00:11:53,461
But I tell ya, there was
one guy in the garage
261
00:11:53,497 --> 00:11:54,796
who I thought was really sweet.
262
00:11:54,831 --> 00:11:55,871
Alex is the sweetest.
263
00:11:55,899 --> 00:11:56,865
No.
264
00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:59,233
I'm talking about
Jim Ignatowski.
265
00:11:59,269 --> 00:12:01,002
Monica.
266
00:12:01,037 --> 00:12:02,136
Monica!
267
00:12:02,171 --> 00:12:04,972
Not him. The man's Silly Putty.
268
00:12:06,576 --> 00:12:09,944
The last girl Jim went out with
lived in a forest and ate bark.
269
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,616
Trust me to know
you're attracted to losers.
270
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,418
And Alex ain't no
loser, and I set it up.
271
00:12:16,453 --> 00:12:17,952
And he likes you.
And hey, listen,
272
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,821
let me tell you, I was
worried about that,
273
00:12:19,856 --> 00:12:21,389
because he don't
like just anybody.
274
00:12:21,425 --> 00:12:23,185
Oh, yeah?
275
00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:24,970
Hello?
276
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,594
Oh, hi.
277
00:12:26,630 --> 00:12:29,190
Yeah, we were just
talking about you.
278
00:12:29,599 --> 00:12:32,066
Yeah, yeah.
279
00:12:32,101 --> 00:12:34,302
I'd love to.
280
00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:36,315
Oh, it doesn't
make any difference.
281
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:39,340
We could eat before
or after the symphony.
282
00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:42,577
I'm going to straighten
your life out if it kills me.
283
00:12:42,612 --> 00:12:44,879
Oh, well, listen, if
it's a problem for you,
284
00:12:44,915 --> 00:12:46,514
you know, we could go Dutch.
285
00:12:48,284 --> 00:12:51,285
No, it doesn't have anything
to do with wooden shoes.
286
00:12:51,321 --> 00:12:53,220
Ignatowski!
287
00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:05,066
Excuse me.
288
00:13:07,303 --> 00:13:09,904
If a, uh, Mr. Ignatowski
shows up looking for me,
289
00:13:09,939 --> 00:13:11,772
could you please
give him this note?
290
00:13:11,808 --> 00:13:12,818
Very good, Mademoiselle.
291
00:13:12,842 --> 00:13:13,908
Thank you.
292
00:13:13,943 --> 00:13:15,743
Oh, there he is.
293
00:13:17,914 --> 00:13:19,914
I believe this is for you, sir.
294
00:13:19,949 --> 00:13:22,349
Is this the bill already?
295
00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,685
No, no, no, no, no,
no. It's-it's from the lady.
296
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,769
"Couldn't wait any longer.
297
00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:34,095
Sorry I missed you. Monica."
298
00:13:34,130 --> 00:13:38,265
Uh... I'm sorry, too.
299
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:40,312
Guess I'll see you
some other time.
300
00:13:40,336 --> 00:13:42,069
Where are you going?
301
00:13:42,105 --> 00:13:44,005
We can't have dinner together.
302
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,205
Why not?
303
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,608
I don't know. You
didn't go into it.
304
00:13:47,644 --> 00:13:48,809
No.
305
00:13:48,845 --> 00:13:51,178
I, uh, see, I wrote this
note when I thought
306
00:13:51,213 --> 00:13:53,092
that you weren't
coming here. Ah...
307
00:13:53,116 --> 00:13:55,415
But, uh... it's,
uh... it's-it's okay.
308
00:13:55,451 --> 00:13:57,451
Uh... can we take
our table back?
309
00:13:57,486 --> 00:13:59,498
Sit down, Mademoiselle.
Thank you very much.
310
00:13:59,522 --> 00:14:00,855
Right here.
311
00:14:00,890 --> 00:14:02,623
Oh, thank you very much.
312
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,234
So why were you late?
313
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:17,616
Well, I, uh, got
a note from Tony
314
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,240
to wait until he
brought his cab back in.
315
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:23,610
I never got so
much mail in my life.
316
00:14:23,646 --> 00:14:25,479
I can't believe it.
317
00:14:25,514 --> 00:14:27,048
I-I... what did he say?
318
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:28,582
He was pretty emotional
319
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:30,595
about us not seeing each other
320
00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:31,919
after tonight.
321
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,420
I told him not to worry.
322
00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:35,890
It's not like we're
starting a big romance.
323
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,426
Would you like to order
a drink before dinner?
324
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:42,930
Uh, bring us your best Chablis.
325
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,799
A glass or a bottle?
326
00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:46,400
I don't want a glass.
327
00:14:46,435 --> 00:14:47,768
How about you?
328
00:14:50,339 --> 00:14:51,906
Please.
329
00:14:51,941 --> 00:14:53,140
Please.
330
00:14:53,176 --> 00:14:55,736
Uh, slow us
down a little, but...
331
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,612
so what?
332
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:01,916
Ooh.
333
00:15:01,951 --> 00:15:04,296
Oh, I'm sorry, I
forgot to shave.
334
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,619
That's all right.
335
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:08,388
My face grows hair very fast.
336
00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:11,225
I shave, and it seems
like only a matter of days
337
00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:13,160
before it's back.
338
00:15:20,703 --> 00:15:22,803
It's been a long time
339
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,416
since I've had
to be interesting.
340
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,740
Well, you're doing fine.
341
00:15:25,775 --> 00:15:26,741
Oh, yeah?
342
00:15:26,776 --> 00:15:27,742
Yeah.
343
00:15:27,777 --> 00:15:29,610
Well, you know...
344
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:35,616
I don't have much
hair on my body at all.
345
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:41,922
I mean, uh...
compared to my face
346
00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:44,825
my skin is like a
smooth baby pumpkin.
347
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:52,967
Uh... I didn't
mean to talk erotic.
348
00:15:54,804 --> 00:15:57,037
Would you like to order now?
349
00:15:57,073 --> 00:16:00,941
Uh... Can I take the liberty
350
00:16:00,977 --> 00:16:03,110
of... of ordering for us?
351
00:16:03,146 --> 00:16:04,578
Okay.
352
00:16:06,249 --> 00:16:08,649
Uh...
353
00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:16,791
nous voudrions la foie
gras de canard en terrine.
354
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,795
Et, encore
355
00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:24,498
le civet de lapin
pour deux personnes.
356
00:16:24,533 --> 00:16:25,499
Du lapin.
357
00:16:25,534 --> 00:16:26,733
Excellent, Monsieur.
358
00:16:26,769 --> 00:16:28,569
Excellent. Merci beaucoup.
359
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:37,411
Boy, you speak French.
360
00:16:37,446 --> 00:16:38,412
No.
361
00:16:38,447 --> 00:16:39,579
Huh...
362
00:16:39,615 --> 00:16:42,449
No, I just learned
what I should order.
363
00:16:42,484 --> 00:16:44,919
Took me all day.
364
00:16:44,954 --> 00:16:46,586
You mean, you did that for me?
365
00:16:46,622 --> 00:16:48,155
That was the easy part.
366
00:16:48,191 --> 00:16:50,925
The hard part was
phoning all over town
367
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,327
trying to find a
restaurant that serves that.
368
00:16:54,797 --> 00:16:55,762
Boy.
369
00:16:55,798 --> 00:16:58,365
Boy, what a guy.
370
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,267
Come on.
371
00:17:00,303 --> 00:17:02,669
No, no, what a guy.
372
00:17:02,705 --> 00:17:04,205
Oh.
373
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,240
You're turning my head.
374
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,745
Oh.
375
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:25,025
Could I, uh... see
you again soon?
376
00:17:25,061 --> 00:17:26,193
When?
377
00:17:26,229 --> 00:17:28,229
Later tonight?
378
00:17:29,932 --> 00:17:31,899
Okay.
379
00:17:31,934 --> 00:17:36,403
Uh... listen, I wasn't
going to say this
380
00:17:36,438 --> 00:17:38,239
unless we hit it off...
381
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:39,918
You know, really
liked each other.
382
00:17:39,942 --> 00:17:40,908
Yeah?
383
00:17:40,943 --> 00:17:42,276
Let's not tell Tony
384
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:45,412
that we're going to keep
on seeing each other, okay?
385
00:17:45,447 --> 00:17:48,315
You really like me that much?
386
00:17:48,351 --> 00:17:49,583
More.
387
00:17:49,618 --> 00:17:51,919
Don't tell anyone else
in the whole garage.
388
00:17:51,954 --> 00:17:53,420
Wow.
389
00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:56,323
Yeah.
390
00:18:07,736 --> 00:18:09,870
I got to tell you something.
391
00:18:09,906 --> 00:18:11,505
You make me happy.
392
00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:14,574
I mean, even
after I first met you
393
00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:17,411
and I was alone in my
apartment lining the shelves,
394
00:18:17,446 --> 00:18:19,591
I'd think of you
and I'd smile. Oh...
395
00:18:19,615 --> 00:18:22,682
When I think of
me, I smile, too.
396
00:18:27,256 --> 00:18:30,757
We're both thinking of me.
397
00:18:35,398 --> 00:18:36,363
Hey, Jim.
398
00:18:36,399 --> 00:18:38,232
What? Huh?
399
00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:39,978
Hey, listen, uh, something's
been bothering me
400
00:18:40,002 --> 00:18:41,335
the last couple of weeks.
401
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,481
I probably should have
said something sooner, but...
402
00:18:43,505 --> 00:18:45,850
Hey, I'm real sorry I had to
stop you from seeing Monica.
403
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:48,008
Oh, that's okay. Nah. Listen,
404
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,389
it's nothing personal
but sometimes you just
405
00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:52,291
got to do what
your head tells you.
406
00:18:52,315 --> 00:18:54,592
So look, I don't blame
you for being sore.
407
00:18:54,616 --> 00:18:56,261
You got every right,
so if you want to,
408
00:18:56,285 --> 00:18:58,685
you plant one right
here, go ahead.
409
00:18:58,955 --> 00:19:00,465
Go on, don't worry about it.
410
00:19:00,489 --> 00:19:03,009
Plant one right there, go ahead.
411
00:19:05,527 --> 00:19:06,860
Thanks, Tony.
412
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:09,229
I do feel a little better.
413
00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:12,466
Now if you'll excuse me,
414
00:19:12,501 --> 00:19:14,234
I got to go see Monica.
415
00:19:14,270 --> 00:19:15,735
Oops.
416
00:19:16,772 --> 00:19:18,817
Ah, Tony, Tony, now,
look, now look, now,
417
00:19:18,841 --> 00:19:20,252
I-I-I know it's none
of my business,
418
00:19:20,276 --> 00:19:21,820
but I don't think
you should interfere.
419
00:19:21,844 --> 00:19:23,822
Now come on, let's go to
Mario's and have a beer.
420
00:19:23,846 --> 00:19:24,990
Come on, I'll buy, all right?
421
00:19:25,014 --> 00:19:26,613
No, no, no. I ain't
going to Mario's.
422
00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:28,482
All you want to do is
talk some sense into me.
423
00:19:28,517 --> 00:19:30,084
I'm going over to
my sister's while I
424
00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:32,097
still got a full head of
steam. All right, all right,
425
00:19:32,121 --> 00:19:33,398
okay, okay, keep your full head.
426
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,733
But let me make one point here.
427
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,369
Now it's very clear
to an outside observer
428
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:38,736
that Monica doesn't
have a problem.
429
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,405
Jim doesn't have a problem.
430
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,940
You're the one with the problem.
431
00:19:41,964 --> 00:19:42,975
Oh, yeah, Alex? Yeah.
432
00:19:42,999 --> 00:19:44,042
Let me tell you something.
433
00:19:44,066 --> 00:19:45,410
I blame you for
this whole thing.
434
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,511
What do you mean you blame me?
435
00:19:46,535 --> 00:19:48,613
If you had more on the
ball, she'd have gone for you.
436
00:19:48,637 --> 00:19:50,615
What are you talking about?
Huh, I know what you did.
437
00:19:50,639 --> 00:19:52,484
You tried some of
that dry humor on her...
438
00:19:52,508 --> 00:19:55,209
The stuff that nobody laughs,
they just say, "ooh, clever."
439
00:19:55,244 --> 00:19:56,910
Yeah...
440
00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:58,690
Tony, Tony... To...
we're crossing a line
441
00:19:58,714 --> 00:19:59,924
we don't want to cross here.
442
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:01,126
Remember, we're friends.
443
00:20:01,150 --> 00:20:02,449
Friends, Alex? We're friends?
444
00:20:02,485 --> 00:20:06,020
You don't think enough of
me to go to bed with my sister.
445
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,445
Best time of my life.
446
00:20:42,591 --> 00:20:44,569
I knocked, but I guess
you couldn't hear.
447
00:20:44,593 --> 00:20:45,770
All right, Jim, hit the road.
448
00:20:45,794 --> 00:20:47,072
I told you to stop
seeing my sister.
449
00:20:47,096 --> 00:20:48,840
Now, I want you to l...
Just wait a minute here.
450
00:20:48,864 --> 00:20:50,575
You can't come in
here and tell a guest
451
00:20:50,599 --> 00:20:51,876
of mine in my house to leave.
452
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,512
Yeah? Well, I ain't
leaving till he leaves.
453
00:20:53,536 --> 00:20:57,171
Okay, Tony, but you better
make yourself comfortable
454
00:20:57,206 --> 00:20:59,173
because I sleep over.
455
00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:00,640
Good, Jim. Good.
456
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:03,843
Of course, we have
a lot of room here.
457
00:21:03,879 --> 00:21:05,424
We'll need a bathroom schedule.
458
00:21:05,448 --> 00:21:06,925
You're out, buddy! You're out.
459
00:21:06,949 --> 00:21:08,415
Tony, w-what are you doing?
460
00:21:08,451 --> 00:21:09,749
Put him down!
461
00:21:09,785 --> 00:21:11,930
It's Chicago '68 all over again.
462
00:21:11,954 --> 00:21:14,266
I can't stand it
anymore, Monica.
463
00:21:14,290 --> 00:21:17,157
That's no reason to start
acting like a tough guy.
464
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,492
Look at him, Monica.
465
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:19,771
He's a burnt-out loser.
466
00:21:19,795 --> 00:21:20,927
You know that for a fact?
467
00:21:20,963 --> 00:21:22,229
Come on, you don't even know
468
00:21:22,264 --> 00:21:23,763
what Washington D.C. stands for.
469
00:21:23,799 --> 00:21:24,931
District of Columbia.
470
00:21:24,967 --> 00:21:25,799
See?
471
00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:27,501
Oh, Tony.
472
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,748
Come on, I wouldn't even be
here if it wasn't for you two guys.
473
00:21:29,772 --> 00:21:32,440
You told me one thing and
you did something else. Aw...
474
00:21:32,475 --> 00:21:35,509
Monica, I get... it
ain't right, Monica!
475
00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:38,512
Tony... I'm tired
of this, Monica.
476
00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:39,846
I can't take it.
477
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:42,216
Can I have a private
word with you?
478
00:21:46,155 --> 00:21:49,356
Tony, do you know how
ridiculous you look right now?
479
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,570
Doesn't he look
ridiculous, Monica?
480
00:21:51,594 --> 00:21:54,562
Absolutely. Not only are
you making a fool of yourself
481
00:21:54,597 --> 00:21:57,164
but your arms are
starting to get tired, right?
482
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,967
Huh? You know, you've been
doing this your whole life, Tony...
483
00:22:00,002 --> 00:22:01,913
Getting yourself
into tight spots
484
00:22:01,937 --> 00:22:03,837
then finding out you were wrong
485
00:22:03,872 --> 00:22:05,912
when it was too late
to know what to do.
486
00:22:05,941 --> 00:22:07,901
So what are you
going to do now, huh?
487
00:22:08,611 --> 00:22:09,743
I don't know.
488
00:22:09,778 --> 00:22:12,045
Do you know, Jim?
489
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:13,959
Hey, he got himself
into this mess.
490
00:22:13,983 --> 00:22:15,682
Let him get himself out of it.
491
00:22:20,389 --> 00:22:21,922
Hey, you all right?
492
00:22:21,957 --> 00:22:26,693
Well, my shorts are
riding a little high.
493
00:22:28,697 --> 00:22:30,397
Otherwise...
494
00:22:31,967 --> 00:22:33,967
You know, Tony,
495
00:22:34,003 --> 00:22:36,570
I knew someone like you once.
496
00:22:43,479 --> 00:22:45,546
Is that all you're
going to say, Jim?
497
00:22:45,581 --> 00:22:47,548
I think I made my point.
498
00:22:48,651 --> 00:22:50,784
You understood that, right?
499
00:22:50,819 --> 00:22:51,819
Yeah.
500
00:22:51,854 --> 00:22:53,254
You two on anything?
501
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:54,955
Yeah, Tony.
502
00:22:54,990 --> 00:22:59,193
We're on threads of hope,
trying to weave us a basket.
503
00:22:59,228 --> 00:23:01,562
I suppose you got
that one, too, huh?
504
00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:04,898
No, I bat about .500.
505
00:23:04,933 --> 00:23:06,567
That's all right, honey.
506
00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:08,636
I don't get 'em all, either.
507
00:23:08,671 --> 00:23:11,104
Alex says everyone's
making sense but me.
508
00:23:12,575 --> 00:23:14,608
I'm sorry I busted in.
509
00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:17,944
Wow. Listen to that.
510
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,580
He never does that.
511
00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:21,114
He never apologized.
512
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,328
Well, we're really
maturing here, aren't we?
513
00:23:23,352 --> 00:23:25,085
Huh? Huh?
514
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,587
I really am sorry.
515
00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:28,088
He did it again.
516
00:23:28,123 --> 00:23:29,934
Well, you get to stay
517
00:23:29,958 --> 00:23:31,736
for dinner for that one.
518
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:32,837
I'm really sorry, Jim.
519
00:23:32,861 --> 00:23:36,129
Isn't this wonderful?
520
00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:38,299
What have we all
learned from this?
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00:23:40,803 --> 00:23:43,204
Tony's learned he can't pick
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00:23:43,239 --> 00:23:45,673
who his sister is
going to fall for.
523
00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:48,275
Monica's learned she can't pick
524
00:23:48,311 --> 00:23:51,144
who she's going to fall for.
525
00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:54,715
And I think I've learned the
most important thing of all:
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I love being lifted.
527
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♪ ♪
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Night, Mr. Walters.
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