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Saturday night is just fine.
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Okay. Thank you.
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Bye-bye.
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Guys!
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Doug Johnson
from the art gallery
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just asked me out
for this Saturday night!
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Oh, that's very nice.
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That's wonderful.
That's terrific.
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Yes, and I don't have a
baby-sitter, so could...?
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Uh, uh, uh, Bobby,
do you think...?
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Uh, Elaine, I-I already
have plans. I'm sorry.
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Oh, well, um, Tony...
I'd like to, Elaine,
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but I got a fight
Saturday night.
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Bobby, just this once? Come on.
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Look, I have a date Saturday
night, Elaine, with a great girl.
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Oh, but I-I've
been dropping hints
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for months now for
Doug to ask me out.
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Hey, you know, this may
be hard for you to believe,
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but other people
have relationships
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that are important to them, too.
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And-and this girl I'm going
out with Saturday night
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is every bit as important
to me as Doug is to you.
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What's her name?
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What time do you want me there?
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8:00.
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Rieger, come in here.
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Rieger!
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Come in here!
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Rieger!
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Come in here!
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Wait a minute!
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Stay right where you are!
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I'll come down there!
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Alex?
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I got problems
with my love life.
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Get away from me.
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Things aren't right
between Zena and me.
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That's right, the girl you like.
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So now you got to listen to me.
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I could have got you
to come in the cage
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if I'd have said her name, yeah.
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I don't understand it.
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I mean, it's like somehow
we got out of sync.
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Our gears aren't meshing
as often as they used to,
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if you know what I mean.
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Rieger, I'm pouring
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my guts out to you. You're
not pouring your guts out to me.
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You're telling me that you're
not getting enough action.
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Insatiable lust doesn't
make you sympathetic.
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Why not?
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All right, all right. I'll
tell you the real reason.
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The real thing... Yeah? What?
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Go ahead. What?
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What? Say it.
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I... Say it. Say it.
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Say it! Say it!
I... Say it! Say it!
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I'm afraid of losing her.
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Ohh.
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Alex... Zena sees
something in me
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that no other woman ever saw...
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That no other person ever saw...
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That isn't there.
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All right, all right, do
you want to keep Zena?
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You're going to have
to treat her better.
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What makes you think I
don't treat her good now?
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Well, describe a typical
evening with Zena.
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We watch a little TV
and then hit the sheets.
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Well, some people
call that corny,
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but that's the way we are.
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All right, all right.
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Describe a typical good evening
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to you experienced,
romantic types.
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All right, you go out to dinner
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maybe you take in a movie,
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you go home, and you talk.
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Dinner, talk...
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Yeah? Well, well, well?
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You don't want to know
what you talk about?
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Yeah. I mean, give
me an example.
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Sports, people you
have in common.
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You talk.
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Sports... people in common...
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You mean, like, uh, if
the house looks clean
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I could say, "Hey,
the place looks great."
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Sure.
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That was my idea.
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I thought of the words.
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You just said, "talk."
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I got the golden key here.
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Look out, world.
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Dinner, movies... sports...
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Gee, the place looks immaculate.
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You're going to get it.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about your attitude.
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Trying to romance
you is like trying
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to blow your nose
without a handkerchief.
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That's disgusting.
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I can't do nothing
right tonight.
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87 bucks for a French meal
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you don't want to eat, they
don't want me to take home.
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I got to go out and find my
own bags at 8:00 at night.
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I don't know what
the hell this is.
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You order something with eyes?
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No.
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Me, neither.
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Look, Louie, I'd like to
get to sleep early tonight,
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so if you don't mind...
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No, no, no. I don't mind.
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Louie. Louie!
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What, what? I'll brush
my teeth in the morning.
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I want you to leave here.
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I want you to
leave my apartment.
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I want you to leave me alone.
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Boy, this place
looks immaculate.
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Louie, I don't
want to be ignored.
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I need to be alone.
I'm very tense tonight.
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I know what'll take
the tension out of you.
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Oh, no. No.
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Zena, you seem a
little distant tonight.
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What did I do so bad?
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Send me to jail.
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I think you're beautiful.
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You arouse me.
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Officer, take me away.
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I want you to leave.
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All right.
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Okay, I'm leaving.
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Listen...
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how about one little
glass of apricot brandy,
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just for the trail home?
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I don't have any apricot brandy.
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Louie does.
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Louie, don't you
even want to know
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what's bothering me?
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Well, whatever it is,
it couldn't be that bad.
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I mean, you still
love me, don't you?
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Please let me be deaf.
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Louie... I'm sorry.
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I'm really sorry.
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But I met another man.
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Louie, I didn't want to
bring it up, because...
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see, I was just hoping it
would kind of sort itself out.
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I'm a little bit confused.
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You see... two weeks ago
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a girlfriend and
I went to Mario's
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for a drink after work,
and I met this guy, Dwight.
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He's the day bartender there.
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At Mario's?
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Mario's.
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He asked me to go out with him.
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And normally I
would have said no,
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and I did think of you,
but he was so nice,
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and right away there was
something good between us.
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I'm sure you don't
want to know the details.
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No, you don't, really.
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We had lunch together.
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We had several lunches.
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Then one evening we had dinner.
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Then we had more dinners.
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I don't know what happened,
but I kept on seeing him,
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but we weren't physical.
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We were just friends,
and it was really great.
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And then, one day,
without my seeing it coming
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or anybody planning
it, we became lovers.
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It came out of our friendship...
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Out of the fact
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that we enjoyed
each other's company.
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I don't know, maybe
if I'd seen it coming
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I could have done
something to stop it,
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but I didn't see it coming.
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What's wrong?
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"I can't... breathe!"
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Oh, my God!
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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What?
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Oh, drink!
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Okay. Here.
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So what are you saying, Zena?
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I mean, I'm missing something.
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What are you saying?
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I think it would be best
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if we didn't see
each other for a while
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Uh, okay.
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I see you got your
mind made up about this.
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If that's the way you want it,
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that's the way it will be.
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Let me just... I'll get dressed
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and I'll leave you alone.
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One for the road.
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You know something, Zena?
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Someday...
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you're going to
come back to me...
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Crawling on your knees,
begging me to take you back...
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And when you do...
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you know what I'll say?
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I'll say... thank God.
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Have a beer, please?
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Hey, now, look, Elaine,
you tripped me up
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on this date thing
Saturday night.
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Now, I know I agreed
to baby-sit your kids,
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but I've reconsidered.
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I've always been bad with names,
and it's really important to me,
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and her name is Gloria.
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Gloria who?
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You said 8:00, right?
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Elaine?
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Would you care to dance?
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Jim, um, there's not any music.
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There will be soon. I put
a quarter in the jukebox.
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No. You just put a quarter
in the cigarette machine.
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Well, Elaine, would
you care to smoke?
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I hate to do this, but I
got to get out of here.
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Got to get up early
in the morning.
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What for?
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I'm meeting you guys
here for breakfast.
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Mm. Ah. Right.
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We all better get
going. Thanks, yeah.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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They haven't played
my cigarette yet.
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Jim, let's go. Let's go, Jim.
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Hey, Louie.
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You look awful.
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What is that smell?
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Apricots?
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I'm shattered.
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It's terrible.
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My life is over.
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Oh. Well, I'll see you tomorrow.
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See you, Louie.
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Hey, Lou?
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Come on. Sit down.
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All right.
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Hey, Lou... what's wrong?
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Zena left me.
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Oh, no.
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I was up all night, drinking.
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The worst part about it is
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I kept Ma up all night too.
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Why was that?
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What do you want me to do?
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Talk to the walls?
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Rieger, did you ever
have your guts ripped out
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by some woman?
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Louie, I know
exactly how you feel.
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I mean, just four years ago
I was going with this girl...
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What am I supposed to do, here?
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My life is falling apart
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so I should listen
to stories about you?
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I mean, you know, let's put
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the little selfishness
in check here.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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I ain't even told
you the worst part.
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Zena told me that she...
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she said she fell
for a... a bartender
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who works here at
Mario's, named Dwight.
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And I think that's
him over there.
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Maybe not.
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Maybe not.
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He doesn't look like a Dwight.
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Well, I know there's
one way to find out.
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Look out, Dwight!
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I think it's him.
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What was that all about?
265
00:14:56,946 --> 00:14:58,524
Forget it. Forget
it. It's a false alarm.
266
00:14:58,548 --> 00:14:59,625
I'm going to go talk to him.
267
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:00,649
No, no, no, no!
268
00:15:00,683 --> 00:15:02,060
Rieger, Rieger, Rieger, I'm only
269
00:15:02,084 --> 00:15:03,696
going to go buy us
a couple of beers.
270
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:04,752
No, no, no, no!
271
00:15:04,787 --> 00:15:05,753
I'll buy the beers.
272
00:15:05,788 --> 00:15:06,954
You sit. You sit.
273
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:07,955
All right.
274
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,369
Uh, fine, but while
you're over there
275
00:15:10,393 --> 00:15:12,571
pump the scum for
information. No pumping.
276
00:15:12,595 --> 00:15:13,706
Pump him! No pumping.
277
00:15:13,730 --> 00:15:15,040
Pump the scum! Just beer!
278
00:15:15,064 --> 00:15:16,597
Pump the scum! No! Just beer!
279
00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:18,065
Pump him! Pump the scum...
280
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,368
No, Louie, I'm not going to
be a spy for you. Now, sit.
281
00:15:20,403 --> 00:15:21,369
Sit! Pump the scum.
282
00:15:21,404 --> 00:15:22,770
I said sit.
283
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:25,640
Pump the scum!
284
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:26,774
Sit!
285
00:15:26,809 --> 00:15:28,041
Pump him.
286
00:15:28,077 --> 00:15:30,411
Stay... Stay.
287
00:15:30,446 --> 00:15:32,380
Pump the scum.
Pump... Stay. Stay.
288
00:15:33,650 --> 00:15:36,083
Stay. Sit, sit, sit!
289
00:15:36,118 --> 00:15:37,885
Pump him!
290
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,488
Stay. Stay. Stay.
291
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:43,569
Stay. Stay... Pump him.
292
00:15:43,593 --> 00:15:45,025
Two beers, please.
293
00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:46,360
What?
294
00:15:46,396 --> 00:15:47,662
Uh, two beers, please.
295
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:50,364
Yeah. So how are you doing?
296
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,499
Huh? Fine. How are you?
297
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:54,212
Well... I'm great
now. But I'll tell ya,
298
00:15:54,236 --> 00:15:56,515
if you'd asked me yesterday,
I would have been in trouble.
299
00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,617
But, uh, I think I
finally got it figured out.
300
00:15:58,641 --> 00:16:01,709
I met this new girl in
here a few weeks ago
301
00:16:01,744 --> 00:16:03,076
named Zena Sherman.
302
00:16:03,112 --> 00:16:05,691
She came in one day. I
was working the day shift.
303
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,327
Uh, we hit it off real well
right away, you know?
304
00:16:08,351 --> 00:16:11,084
Next thing I know, we're seeing
each other almost every day.
305
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,387
Things are getting better
and better all the time.
306
00:16:13,423 --> 00:16:17,325
All of a sudden, she
starts getting serious on me.
307
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,137
I mean, I don't have
to tell you that, uh,
308
00:16:19,161 --> 00:16:21,006
that takes all the fun
out of it, you know?
309
00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:22,797
So, I mean, I decided, hey,
310
00:16:22,832 --> 00:16:25,700
I'm just going to stop
seeing her, you know?
311
00:16:27,704 --> 00:16:29,269
Oh, uh, thank you.
312
00:16:29,305 --> 00:16:31,138
Thank you.
313
00:16:33,876 --> 00:16:35,343
What did he say?
314
00:16:35,378 --> 00:16:36,310
Uh... Did you find out
315
00:16:36,346 --> 00:16:37,311
anything? No, nothing much.
316
00:16:37,347 --> 00:16:38,387
He didn't get around
317
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,192
to telling me his
dog tag numbers.
318
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:41,515
Tell me. Tell me.
319
00:16:41,551 --> 00:16:44,117
Uh, all right. Uh, it is Dwight.
320
00:16:44,153 --> 00:16:45,364
No, no, no! Scum!
321
00:16:45,388 --> 00:16:47,165
They been going with each
other for a couple of weeks.
322
00:16:47,189 --> 00:16:50,725
She's serious. He's not.
323
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,494
He's going to
break it off with her.
324
00:16:54,964 --> 00:16:56,241
I don't believe it. Yeah.
325
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,131
He's going to dump her? Right.
326
00:16:59,201 --> 00:17:02,169
He's going to
break Zena's heart.
327
00:17:02,204 --> 00:17:04,271
That's good for me.
328
00:17:04,306 --> 00:17:06,607
But it's terrible for her.
329
00:17:06,642 --> 00:17:10,911
I can't help but have
mixed feelings about this.
330
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:15,282
I'm torn between
joy... and rapture.
331
00:17:24,193 --> 00:17:25,359
I'm sorry, Zena.
332
00:17:25,395 --> 00:17:27,611
I just thought I'd
tell you how I feel.
333
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,382
Hi.
334
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,362
Sorry it couldn't work out.
335
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,553
Okay, okay.
Nobody's blaming you.
336
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:41,591
Hi, Zena.
337
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:42,960
Louie.
338
00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:47,932
Okay, okay. So you got hurt.
339
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:50,267
We all get hurt.
340
00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:54,571
Everybody gets theirs.
341
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:56,173
I got mine.
342
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,608
You got yours.
343
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:02,279
Everybody gets
everybody else's here.
344
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,381
Everybody destroys,
345
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:08,385
and everybody
destroys everybody else.
346
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:11,188
It's what separates
us from the animals.
347
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,864
I think we can resume
on our old footing.
348
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,579
I was going to make you beg,
349
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,103
but I can't now.
350
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,274
Maybe a teeny bit.
351
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:33,844
Louie, I don't want you back.
352
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,313
You're going to have to
do a little better than that.
353
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,517
I'm serious.
354
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:42,530
What are you talking about?
355
00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:44,021
No, Louie, I really don't.
356
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,122
We're through.
357
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:46,423
Look...
358
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,693
I didn't stop seeing you
only 'cause of Dwight.
359
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:51,628
Most of the reasons
I stopped seeing ya
360
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:52,930
have only to do with you.
361
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,932
I suppose that's my fault.
362
00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:01,772
Louie... you have
an attitude problem.
363
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,174
You've got a
personality problem.
364
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:06,476
You got a sensitivity problem.
365
00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:08,223
You got a selfishness problem.
366
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:09,925
You got an emotional problem.
367
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:11,526
You got a maturity problem.
368
00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,870
You got a sexual problem.
369
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,623
What do you mean?
370
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,692
It's all you ever think about.
371
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,929
You mean, that's the problem?
372
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,463
Yeah.
373
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:43,380
Zena... Look... There is no way
374
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:45,983
I am going back with you.
375
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:57,428
Zena, don't you love me?
376
00:19:57,463 --> 00:20:00,530
I don't know what love is.
377
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:03,533
Well, you're in
luck, 'cause I do.
378
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:06,170
And you know something, Zena?
379
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,839
You couldn't hear
this from anybody else,
380
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:12,309
because I think that
I'm the only person alive
381
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,111
who knows what love is.
382
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,947
Because I read what
everybody else says it is,
383
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,049
and I never see
the right answer.
384
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:21,185
Okay.
385
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,286
All right.
386
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:23,920
You don't want to
know what love is?
387
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,755
All right. You won't
know what love is.
388
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:26,890
I'll know what love is.
389
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,800
This is your last chance
to know what love is.
390
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:44,074
Okay. What is it?
391
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:47,944
Love... is the end of happiness.
392
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,516
Because one day,
393
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:55,019
all a guy's got
to do to be happy
394
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:57,187
is to watch the Mets.
395
00:20:57,223 --> 00:21:00,124
The next day, you
got to have Zena
396
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:05,195
in the room watching
the Mets with you.
397
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:07,297
You don't know why.
398
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:11,768
They're still the Mets,
it's the same room,
399
00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:15,539
but you got to have Zena there.
400
00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:17,457
Ugh!
401
00:21:20,796 --> 00:21:23,430
You really feel that way, Louie?
402
00:21:23,466 --> 00:21:24,931
Yes.
403
00:21:24,967 --> 00:21:28,102
You can't watch
the Mets without me?
404
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,476
Nope.
405
00:21:35,511 --> 00:21:37,444
Well, I can't watch
them now, anyway,
406
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,713
because it's the
middle of the winter.
407
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:44,551
But the philosophy's the same.
408
00:21:57,699 --> 00:22:00,367
You want to see me again, Zena?
409
00:22:05,874 --> 00:22:07,874
Oh, God.
410
00:22:12,714 --> 00:22:15,160
Here I am, back in the same old
411
00:22:15,184 --> 00:22:17,784
stinking, lousy, crummy,
rotten relationship
412
00:22:17,819 --> 00:22:19,097
all over again...
413
00:22:19,121 --> 00:22:21,366
The same place I
was in to begin with.
414
00:22:21,390 --> 00:22:24,558
I'll never get
out from under it.
415
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:27,594
Oh, Zena, you don't know
how happy that makes me feel.
416
00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:08,263
Night, Mr. Walters.
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