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Who is it?
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ALEX: Paint crew
reporting for work, ma'am.
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Come on in.
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Hey!
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You look great.
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Hi, Elaine, how you doing?
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Oh, really, thanks, guys.
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Thanks for offering to help.
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Hey, Elaine, what do you
want to paint the apartment for?
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It looks fine to me.
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I just got this sudden urge.
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Uh-oh, you're doing it again.
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What?
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Do you realize that every time
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you break up with a guy
you paint your apartment?
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No. No?
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Well, yeah, maybe I've
done it a couple times.
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Couple of times?
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Elaine, there must be
20 coats of paint here.
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It's been a rough year.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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Let's see, the blue one is Tom,
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and under Tom was Roger,
and under Roger was Eric,
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and under Eric was... I forget.
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Looks like a dull gray.
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My ex-husband.
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Well, here's hoping
it's your last coat.
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Hey, guys, come
on, what do you say?
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I'm ready to work.
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Okay, where do we start?
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I, uh, I know a
good way to do this.
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Once in, uh, '65,
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some friends of mine
and I painted my place
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by dipping our heads in buckets
and then painting with our hair.
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We were thinking of
using brushes and rollers.
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Hey, I'll try anything once.
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Well, listen, while you
guys figure this out,
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I have to run down
and get my mail.
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All right, come on.
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Hey, Elaine, you know,
you better hurry up
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or we're going to be done,
you know? Okay, okay.
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Okay, first thing is, we put
the tarp over the furniture.
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Now we're cooking.
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Here we go.
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Come on, pick up an end.
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Hey, wait a minute,
wait a minute,
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you know, this is
silly, trying to do this
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and drink beer at the same time.
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You're right.
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Hey, guys, while we're working,
maybe I'll turn on the Jet game.
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We'll watch, you know what
I mean, while we're working.
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Hey, Tone, Tone, we're
supposed to be painting.
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That's all right, as long as
we don't put the sound on,
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we'll watch it every
once in a while.
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Okay, come on, let's
get this done, huh?
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Sounds good. Okay.
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Hey, look at that.
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Boy, you know,
that Earl Campbell...
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He's really something, huh?
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Yeah. I wonder how
much he gets paid
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for a commercial like that.
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Hey, we'll be painting
anytime here, Elaine.
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Hurry up.
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Elaine, you better
clear off those shelves...
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We're going to hit that
wall any second now.
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Elaine?
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Elaine?
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What?
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Something wrong?
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No, um...
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It's just that somebody
sent me a poem in the mail.
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Oh?
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A very romantic poem.
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Oh, yeah?
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Who?
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I don't know, it's anonymous.
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Uh... what does it say?
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You want me to read it out loud?
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Oh, come on, Bobby, uh,
it's probably very personal.
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You don't read things
like that out loud.
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Geez, Bobby.
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Pass it around... we'll
read it to ourselves.
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No, no, no, that's okay,
I'll read it, I'll read it.
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"I saw you standing
in a Manhattan sunset,
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"your auburn hair blowing
from Atlantic winds.
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"Your eyes were
smiling at thoughts
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far away..."
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"dancing to sonnets
only you could hear.
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"If I could, I would
build you a castle,
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"in a world in some other time,
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"a castle I could only imagine,
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a castle only you
could inspire."
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Can you believe that?
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That's very pretty.
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Who do I know that would
do something like this?
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Well, you can't
rule out anybody.
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It could be somebody
from the garage,
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somebody from your gallery,
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somebody from your past.
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Maybe somebody
in this very room, uh?
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Oh, sure, one of you?
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Hey, why not?
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Hey, yeah, Elaine,
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you don't think we
can be sensitive guys?
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Yeah, maybe I'm
being a little hard...
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Hey, the Jets just scored.
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Hi, Elaine.
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Hi. Alex, uh, I want
to thank you guys
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for coming over
to paint yesterday.
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Hey, we enjoyed it.
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When do you think
you can come back
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and actually do the painting?
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Anytime, Elaine, anytime.
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You hear about the mash note
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Nardo got in her
locker this morning?
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Louie, it wasn't a mash note.
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Yeah, I got another poem, I...
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How did you know that
that was in my locker?
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I went through it.
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You went through my
locker this morning?
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Don't get excited, I go
through it every morning.
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In fact, I go through
everybody's lockers.
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I'm responsible for everything
that comes into this garage,
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so I have to ascertain if
anything's being hidden illegal.
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If you don't like
it, buy a padlock.
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I will.
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I got two models...
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The one-buck model
and the ten-buck.
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What's the difference?
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The ten-buck takes
me longer to pick.
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Another poem, huh?
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Yeah, this one's even
sweeter than the first.
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Poems get you hot, huh, Nardo?
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Louie.
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Hey, listen, if this was
found in your locker,
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it must mean it's
somebody in the garage.
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I don't even care who it was.
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No? Why not? No.
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Because the whole thing
is just so stupid and corny
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and high school.
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And worst of all,
it is getting me hot.
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You know, Alex, um...
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the thought has
crossed my mind that, uh,
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maybe you were the
one who wrote the poems.
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Did you?
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No, I'd like to claim them,
but I'm not much of a poet.
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I once wrote a poem for my wife.
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She graded it.
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Well, until I figure this out,
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it's gonna really
drive me crazy.
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Let me take a look
at the handwriting.
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Yeah, I don't understand...
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Mm, French... Elaine?
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What?
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No, never mind.
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I have to do it.
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Could I speak to you a
second alone over there?
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I guess.
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Will you excuse us, Alex?
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Yeah, sure.
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What would you say if I told you
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the person you hate most
on earth wrote those poems?
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You wrote them?
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You could have taken
some time with that.
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Do you expect
me to believe this?
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Is that so hard to believe?
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All this time you've been
writing me off as a lowlife.
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Those poems are mine.
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Maybe this will
be a lesson to you,
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not to judge a
book by its cover.
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Louie?
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Yes?
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Would you recite one
of your poems for me?
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Are you testing me, Elaine?
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You want to bring
it down to that level?
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Every poet I've ever heard can
recite some of his own poetry.
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Okay.
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I can do that.
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You want me to do it here?
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Mm-hmm.
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Cascading... cascades...
cascading water...
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a waterfall... clouds...
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lots of them, white and puffy.
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You know, clouds...
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And flowers covered with
dew, and trees hanging over,
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and you and me naked on a rock.
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That is the most
disgusting poetry.
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Just get away from me.
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This close to the promised land.
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Hey, guys.
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Hi, Tony. Hi.
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Hey, great paint party.
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Yeah.
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Hey, you still
reading that poem?
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I got another one.
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Another one? Yep. Yeah.
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That's two poems
in two days. Yep.
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Think they're from the same guy?
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That's a thought.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, how you doing?
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Hi. Hi, Jim.
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Ignatowski!
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Where you been?
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I don't work weekends.
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You been gone nine days.
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Right.
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Jim.
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Weekends are only two days.
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Oh, I thought we'd switched
to the metric system.
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Hey, guys, hey,
guys, guess what?
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Elaine got another one
of them love notes today.
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Yeah, and it was
found in her locker,
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so I figure it must be
somebody in the garage.
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Oh, yeah? Yeah.
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Hey, I bet I know who it is.
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I'll betcha it's that Don Reavey
guy who's always hitting on you.
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You know, I thought of him, too.
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Did you ever go out
with this Don Reavey?
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No.
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He's a good-looking guy.
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Yeah, if you consider
dark, wavy hair,
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magnetic eyes and a
killer smile attractive.
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Some women go for that.
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But I always thought of him
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as kind of shallow, you know?
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I wish I could hang around
and help you figure it out,
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but I'm late for an
acting class... I'll see you.
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Hey, I'm gonna catch a
ride with you to the gym.
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Hey, thanks for the
painting party, it was great.
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Sure.
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Nardo, telephone.
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Elaine's enjoying
those poems, huh?
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Yeah. She'd enjoy
them a lot more
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if she knew who
was writing them.
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Maybe the guy's got a good
reason for keeping quiet.
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Like what?
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Maybe he writes better
than he looks, talks...
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is.
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Yeah, maybe.
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Jim, is this you?
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Sure. Is this you, Alex?
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You're the one
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that's been writing these poems.
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No, I'm not.
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Oh, yes, you are.
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Okay, okay, I can't
take this browbeating.
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Why are you doing this?
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Shh.
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Why are you doing this?
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What?
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Come here.
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What's this all about?
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Those poems sound like
you're in love with Elaine.
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I'm in love with Elaine
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in the sense that I'm in
love with all living things.
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You don't write poems
to all living things.
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Yes, I do.
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You don't mail poems
to all living things.
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Yes, I do.
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What?
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Look, let me explain.
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You remember
when Elaine broke up
264
00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,851
with that guy named Steve? Yeah.
265
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,497
We were all sitting around
Mario's having a beer,
266
00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:06,083
and Elaine came in, and
she was real down. Yeah.
267
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:07,518
So I said to myself,
268
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:10,221
I know what will pick
that lady up... a nice poem.
269
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:13,324
So I thought I'd go down to
the library and look one up,
270
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,793
but I couldn't find one.
271
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:16,460
Couldn't find a poem?
272
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:17,995
I couldn't find a library.
273
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:23,768
So I had to make up my own poem.
274
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,981
And I sent it to
her, and it worked.
275
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:27,950
Took her head off her troubles.
276
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,557
Why don't you tell her?
277
00:13:29,626 --> 00:13:30,975
She's dying to know.
278
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,156
She only wants to know
who wrote the poems
279
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,580
because she doesn't
know who wrote the poems.
280
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:42,020
You mean that if she
found out it was you,
281
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:43,437
she'd be disappointed?
282
00:13:43,506 --> 00:13:46,090
There are a lot of
people in this world
283
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,591
who think I'm a flake.
284
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:48,693
Who thinks that?
285
00:13:48,762 --> 00:13:50,561
Me, for one.
286
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,730
So what do you say
287
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:55,015
we keep this
between the two of us?
288
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,369
Yeah, okay. Yeah.
289
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,137
It might not be so much harm
290
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:03,308
if Elaine believes that
she has a secret admirer.
291
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:04,709
Let's shake on it.
292
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,311
We just shook on it.
293
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,878
Oh, good.
294
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:13,033
Great, I don't have to
go to the gallery today.
295
00:14:14,537 --> 00:14:16,304
Hi, Elaine.
296
00:14:16,372 --> 00:14:18,506
Hi, Don.
297
00:14:18,574 --> 00:14:21,842
Um... Don, could I
talk to you for a minute?
298
00:14:21,911 --> 00:14:23,561
Sure.
299
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,829
Thanks, Louie.
300
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:28,433
I don't know whether
you've heard or not,
301
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,669
but somebody has been
sending me anonymous poetry.
302
00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:33,487
Yeah.
303
00:14:33,556 --> 00:14:34,672
You heard about that?
304
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:36,174
Yeah.
305
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,843
Do you know anything about it?
306
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,811
Yeah.
307
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,831
You know who's been
sending me the poetry?
308
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:45,016
Yeah.
309
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,884
You?
310
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:47,953
Yeah.
311
00:14:49,405 --> 00:14:51,823
You know, I kind of thought so.
312
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:55,676
In fact, you were one of
the first people I thought of.
313
00:14:55,745 --> 00:14:56,677
Yeah?
314
00:14:56,746 --> 00:14:58,779
You read a lot of poetry?
315
00:14:58,848 --> 00:15:00,714
Yeah.
316
00:15:00,783 --> 00:15:05,236
It's kind of surprising,
you know, because, uh,
317
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,516
the image that you
have around the garage
318
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,067
is so different from poetry.
319
00:15:09,091 --> 00:15:10,124
You know what I mean?
320
00:15:12,028 --> 00:15:14,548
Yeah.
321
00:15:14,864 --> 00:15:16,463
You have a way with words.
322
00:15:16,533 --> 00:15:17,698
Yeah.
323
00:15:18,868 --> 00:15:21,346
You want to go
out for some coffee?
324
00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:23,837
Yeah.
325
00:15:29,379 --> 00:15:31,479
Did you see what just happened?
326
00:15:31,548 --> 00:15:33,592
Can you believe
she fell for that?
327
00:15:33,616 --> 00:15:36,551
Hey, I fell for it,
and I wrote them.
328
00:15:41,757 --> 00:15:43,424
I don't know about you guys,
329
00:15:43,493 --> 00:15:46,860
but I can't possibly go paint
Elaine's apartment again.
330
00:15:46,929 --> 00:15:49,880
We've been over there four
times in the last two weeks,
331
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,649
and every time I come
back with the worst hangover.
332
00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:54,430
We put away a lot of beer.
333
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:58,089
Well, maybe if we did
some painting next time...
334
00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:05,429
Hey, uh, if you guys feel
so bad, how come I feel fine?
335
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,498
Y-You mean your
head doesn't hurt
336
00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:10,434
and your tongue doesn't
feel thick and grungy,
337
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:14,489
and-and your body doesn't feel
like it's been turned inside out?
338
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:17,225
Yeah.
339
00:16:17,293 --> 00:16:21,479
Jim, some people find that
feeling very uncomfortable.
340
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:26,601
Hey, Elaine, you look foxed out.
341
00:16:26,669 --> 00:16:27,884
Thanks.
342
00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:29,648
You going out with
Don Reavey again?
343
00:16:29,672 --> 00:16:31,939
Yeah.
344
00:16:32,007 --> 00:16:35,342
I guess we have been
seeing a lot of each other.
345
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,656
You mean, you been dating
this guy because of his poems?
346
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:38,779
Oh, not entirely.
347
00:16:38,848 --> 00:16:40,515
He's a very sweet person.
348
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,183
You know, I really hope
349
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,618
that you all get to
know him better.
350
00:16:44,687 --> 00:16:46,554
I hope I get to like him better.
351
00:16:46,622 --> 00:16:49,857
No, Tony, he's really nothing
like you see in the garage.
352
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,093
I mean, inside,
there's this very sweet,
353
00:16:52,162 --> 00:16:53,772
sensitive human being.
354
00:16:53,796 --> 00:16:55,363
I mean, you read his poems.
355
00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:58,499
Yeah, well, somehow, I
just can't put Don Reavey
356
00:16:58,568 --> 00:17:00,446
and those poems
together... They seem like
357
00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:02,814
two different guys to me,
if you know what I mean.
358
00:17:02,838 --> 00:17:05,289
I-I used to be like that.
359
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,258
Had a split personality.
360
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:13,030
When I was with people,
I was the life of the party,
361
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:17,468
but I'd get home alone,
all by myself, I'd clam up.
362
00:17:23,159 --> 00:17:24,925
Yeah. Uh...
363
00:17:24,994 --> 00:17:28,496
Okay, I have some
cabs to get out here.
364
00:17:28,564 --> 00:17:34,351
Wheeler, Stargill, Banta, let's
get the cars on the road here.
365
00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:41,441
Um, Louie, I just
stopped by to tell you
366
00:17:41,510 --> 00:17:43,171
that I'm not going to
be driving this weekend.
367
00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:44,779
I know.
368
00:17:44,847 --> 00:17:48,365
You're going to Vermont for
the weekend with Don Reavey.
369
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:49,950
How did you know that?
370
00:17:50,019 --> 00:17:55,055
I found train tickets and
ski rental slips in his locker.
371
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:00,911
Did you hear that?
372
00:18:00,964 --> 00:18:02,408
They're going away
for the whole weekend.
373
00:18:02,432 --> 00:18:03,712
That's pretty serious...
374
00:18:03,766 --> 00:18:06,800
The two of them alone
together for nine days.
375
00:18:09,638 --> 00:18:13,240
Jim, listen to me,
you've got to tell her.
376
00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,359
I can't do it, Alex.
377
00:18:18,481 --> 00:18:21,749
Um, Elaine, uh, I want
to tell you something.
378
00:18:21,818 --> 00:18:23,885
Uh, Don Reavey is not
your poet... he's a liar.
379
00:18:23,953 --> 00:18:25,731
Alex, I know you
don't like Don, but...
380
00:18:25,755 --> 00:18:27,822
No, it has nothing to
do with not liking him.
381
00:18:27,891 --> 00:18:29,456
He did not write the poems.
382
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,846
How do you know that?
Because I know who wrote them.
383
00:18:34,163 --> 00:18:37,164
You're serious,
aren't you? Yes, I am.
384
00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:39,266
Well?
385
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,601
Huh? Uh, no, I... I'm sorry.
386
00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:42,381
Come on, who wrote the poetry?
387
00:18:42,405 --> 00:18:43,938
I promised I couldn't tell.
388
00:18:44,007 --> 00:18:45,651
Oh, great! But I didn't promise
389
00:18:45,675 --> 00:18:47,708
I wouldn't nod if
you guessed it right.
390
00:18:47,777 --> 00:18:49,955
Alex, I'm not gonna
play stu... Tony.
391
00:18:49,979 --> 00:18:51,111
Bobby.
392
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:52,279
Brian.
393
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:53,714
Val. Nick.
394
00:18:53,783 --> 00:18:57,167
Johnny Fingers.
Eddie. Billy. Ron. Harry?
395
00:18:57,236 --> 00:19:02,723
Um, Pepe, Carlo, Pedro,
uh, Pavlovsky, Carlos,
396
00:19:02,791 --> 00:19:07,828
uh, uh, Jeff,
Ahmad... Latka. No.
397
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,975
The bald guy who
comes on Thursdays?
398
00:19:09,999 --> 00:19:11,798
Sheila? Sheila?
399
00:19:13,802 --> 00:19:16,042
Well, that's everybody
in the garage.
400
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,537
So I guess it's nobody.
401
00:19:17,606 --> 00:19:21,575
Yeah... it's nobody.
402
00:19:28,484 --> 00:19:29,550
It's you.
403
00:19:29,619 --> 00:19:33,403
How did you guess?
404
00:19:36,492 --> 00:19:37,942
I can't believe it.
405
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,944
I'm sorry.
406
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:42,847
Why did you do it?
407
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,761
I thought you'd like it.
408
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:48,235
Oh, I liked it.
409
00:19:48,304 --> 00:19:51,505
Oh, yeah, and like... I
liked it so much that...
410
00:19:51,573 --> 00:19:54,441
that I started falling
in love with the guy.
411
00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:57,077
I was just trying to
make you feel better.
412
00:19:57,146 --> 00:19:59,513
Well, good job.
413
00:20:02,685 --> 00:20:03,850
I can honestly say
414
00:20:03,919 --> 00:20:06,287
without fear of
contradiction that this...
415
00:20:06,355 --> 00:20:10,357
this is the most embarrassed
I've ever been in my whole life.
416
00:20:12,328 --> 00:20:16,330
You know, on second thought...
417
00:20:16,399 --> 00:20:20,317
I guess I should be
happy about one thing.
418
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:23,070
You finally got it through
my thick skull that, uh,
419
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:25,956
there aren't going to
be any castles in my life.
420
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,810
Thanks a lot.
421
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,234
Hey, Alex...
422
00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:39,837
what do I do to
make her feel better?
423
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,606
I'm afraid there aren't
any easy answers, Jim.
424
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,394
I know a pill that would do it.
425
00:20:47,897 --> 00:20:50,648
But it has a
terrible side effect.
426
00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:51,632
Like what?
427
00:20:51,701 --> 00:20:53,717
It wears off.
428
00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:27,734
See?
429
00:21:27,803 --> 00:21:29,403
There are castles.
430
00:21:29,472 --> 00:21:31,889
This is incredible.
431
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:36,544
Thanks, I made it myself.
432
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:45,903
This is the most amazing thing
anyone has ever done for me.
433
00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:49,156
Thank you.
434
00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:52,493
I was, uh, going
to buy you a scarf,
435
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:56,230
but I couldn't find
a department store.
436
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,571
Still upset?
437
00:22:03,639 --> 00:22:05,422
You're making it hard.
438
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,191
Yeah.
439
00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:10,310
Well, I guess I'd better go.
440
00:22:10,380 --> 00:22:14,849
I've got to get up
sometime tomorrow.
441
00:22:22,191 --> 00:22:24,775
Oh, Jim, wait.
442
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:29,146
There's something
not right here.
443
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:32,883
Hey, uh, I didn't
have time for a moat.
444
00:22:36,372 --> 00:22:38,972
I'll see you.
445
00:22:39,041 --> 00:22:42,326
Could you tell me where
I catch the bus from here?
446
00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:44,435
Why didn't you just
drive your van over?
447
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,063
Well, uh...
448
00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:53,320
your castle has about
150,000 miles on it.
449
00:22:53,388 --> 00:22:54,805
Oh, God.
450
00:22:54,873 --> 00:23:00,578
Hey, how about, uh, I
crash here for a year or so?
451
00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:02,679
Jim.
452
00:23:02,748 --> 00:23:05,248
I know.
453
00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:09,637
I'm not every woman's dreamboat.
454
00:23:09,705 --> 00:23:13,390
But you are the
dearest, sweetest,
455
00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:15,826
most wonderful person.
456
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:18,028
I think you're right.
457
00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:25,118
Funny thing,
458
00:23:25,187 --> 00:23:29,789
there used to be a time
when that was enough.
459
00:23:32,528 --> 00:23:34,361
Excuse me.
460
00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:30,579
Night, Mr. Walters.
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