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What's Latka listening to?
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There's a New York radio station
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that broadcasts
in Latka's language
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every day for a couple of hours.
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Oh, it must be nice to
keep in touch with home.
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Bet he loves it.
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Hey, Latka?
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What?
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What is that... the news?
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Yeah, it's the news.
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Just the usual thing...
They devalued the broknik
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and the royal family is
vacationing in Calcutta
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and... oh, Ippi Dongpres
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just set the new indoor
pole-vaulting record
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for my country.
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He jumped 12 feet.
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Ah.
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That's not so good, you know.
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12 feet is way off
the world record.
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Yes, but remember the
National Sports Arena
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has a ten-foot ceiling.
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Ooh.
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In that case, I'm impressed.
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On the lighter side,
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it seems that a farmer
made a mistake in the dark
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and tried to milk a billy goat.
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What are you going to do?
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Top of the morning!
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It's 5:00 p.m., clam brain.
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I think the boss is
starting to warm up to me.
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You just never know
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what Dylan's going to do next.
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Oh, no!
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Oh, no!
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What's the matter?
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What happened? What happened?
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Adi-feebie! Adi-feebie!
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Adi-feebie!
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Adi-feebie! Adi-feebie!
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Where the hell are you going?
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You don't know what
adi-feebie means.
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So what?
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Oh, no, The revolution!
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The revolution has begun.
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There is fighting
in the streets.
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The people have taken up arms.
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Oh, no! What am I going to do?
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My country, my
friends, my family!
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Latka, Latka, let
me take you home.
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We'll try to get in
touch with your family.
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It's okay, Louie?
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You bet, Latka.
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But this counts
as your vacation.
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Just be very careful, Louie.
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The seeds of adi-feebie have
been planted in our minds.
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Adi-feebie, adi-feebie
adi-feebie, adi-feebie,
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Adi-feebie, adi-feebie...
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I must talk to you.
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I am thinking of going
home to fight in the revolution.
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Yeah, Latka, I knew you'd
have to face this decision.
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Yes, well, it is a
very difficult one.
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Latka, listen to
me very carefully.
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Now, look, you're
an American now,
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and your life is right here.
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Nevertheless, you have
great feelings of loyalty
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and deep concerns for
your people right there.
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However, as a new
citizen of this country,
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your responsibilities
are right here.
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The only thing
that I can think of
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that you could do right now
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is to make the best
decision that you can.
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Thank you very much
for trying to help me.
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Anytime, Latka.
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I might as well have
been talking to my wrench.
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Latka!
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Why don't you just get to work?
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I think you've played
this revolutionary baloney
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for all it's worth.
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Okay, I'll go get my tools.
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Jeesh.
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Louie, thank you
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for your great understanding
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of this terrible
period in Latka's life.
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Hello.
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I'm showing my face
at you with pleasure.
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I am meeting you, and how is it?
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Somebody shut the doors
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or this place is going
to be crawling with flies.
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Thank you very much.
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I would like to put my
face into Mr. Latka Gravas
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to please me, yes?
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Oh, you're from Latka's country?
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Ibeeda.
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Baschi!
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Latka!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Boom-boom.
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I saw a couple of birds do
that on Marlin Perkins once.
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Have you met my friends?
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No, thank you.
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Okay.
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Tony, Bobby, Alex, Elaine...
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this is Baschi.
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How do I do?
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How do I do?
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How do I do?
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What's he saying?
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He asks, "Have you
read a good book lately?"
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I can see the love of
literature in his eyes.
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Yo, Baschi.
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How long you
been in this country?
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I came along with Latka.
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Yes. You see, I
stayed in New York,
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and he went on to Hollywood.
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I went to Hollywood to
movie producer become.
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Ooh, how exciting.
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So what have you done?
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Uh, Sid's Carwash.
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Who was in that one?
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Me, Sid and 12 illegal aliens.
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It was a real carwash.
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Oh, you betcha.
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But big plans I am making me.
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Well, what are you
doing in New York?
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Oh, I am going home
to fight in the revolution.
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And, stopping here,
I am to get Latka.
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Baschi, ibeeda...
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Oh, no Baschi, I
am American now.
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Oh, no.
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You must talk to me in American.
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I am an American.
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What, oh, sure, you are
an American on the outside,
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with all your fine clothes.
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But, on the inside...
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Baschi, I have here my
apartment, my job, my friends.
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I am giving up the
movie business.
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It's no use.
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I have thought it over,
and I have decided...
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♪ Ibeeda ibee-dorfnish, ibeeda ♪
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♪ Ibeeda
malka-morfnish, ibeeda ♪
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♪ Ibeeda... ♪
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♪ Ibeeda ibee-dabee
yaktabay yakta-babee ♪
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♪ Bilfkayo bilfka-yabe ♪
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♪ Kerkaflik
kerka-flumsmarch ibeeda ♪
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♪ I-bee-da. ♪
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I must go home.
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Oh, why, Latka?
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Well, because it is my
country, and I love it.
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And also because I am a general.
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Ip chick.
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Ip chick.
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Ip chick.
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Ip chick.
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Ip chick.
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Ip chick.
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Abee dabee.
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Icki bicki.
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Abee dabee, icki bicki,
abee dabee, icki bicki!
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Well, you know, everyone
is here except Louie.
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I wish he would come.
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I always liked Louie.
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Yeah, I know, and I
always wondered why.
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He calls you names,
he yells at you,
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and still, you're nice to him.
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Yeah, but think how he
would treat me if I weren't.
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Good point.
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All right, hey, come on.
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I want to make the first toast.
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Yeah, toast.
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To the best mechanic around.
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To one of the nicest guys
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that ever worked at the
Sunshine Cab Company.
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Hear! Hear!
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Well, I have to go rotate.
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You have to circulate.
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Oh, boy. I am going
to be very busy.
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Oh, Alex, isn't there anything
we can say to keep him here?
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Elaine, he's made his decision.
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No, we're not going
to change his mind.
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We'd only make him feel worse.
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We're going to feel terrible if
something happens to Latka,
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and we haven't done
anything to stop him.
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I mean, we're talking
about war, for God's sake.
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Hey, I'm the only one
here was ever in a war,
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and I want to tell you,
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there's some positive
things in it, too.
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Oh, come on, Tony.
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No, Elaine, I'm talking
about friendships
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I'm talking about camaraderie.
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You know, I never felt
closer to another human being
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than I did to some
of my buddies in Nam.
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I remember one night, just
before the Tet Offensive,
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I was sitting with two of my
best buddies, Chuck and Matt.
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Chuck said, "There's no way
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"the three of us are going
to make it through this thing.
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"Maybe one of us... All
right, maybe two of us...
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But definitely not three."
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I want to tell you,
we cried that night.
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I ain't ashamed...
We hugged that night.
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What happened to Chuck and Matt?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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They didn't make it, huh?
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No, they made it.
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A year later, they
married each other.
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I heard they opened
a roller-disco in L.A.
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Old soldiers never die.
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Latka, can I talk
to you a minute?
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Oh, yes. I know what
you're going to say, Elaine.
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"Latka, tonight is
your last night here.
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"Tomorrow you go to war,
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"so tonight I will give you
my body to use as you will
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so that you will
never forget me."
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No, I wasn't going to say that.
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But how about it?
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Latka, sit down a minute.
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Listen to me.
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We know that you feel a
tremendous obligation to this,
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but we're worried
about you, and...
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and we're not going to
think that you're a coward
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if you decide not to go.
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Elaine, there is one
thing you don't understand.
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My troops need me.
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Latka, I think it's great
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that you became a
general at such a young age.
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Oh, it is easy to be a
general in my country.
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The hard part is to
be a living general.
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Hello?
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Did I say something wrong?
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Come on, everybody, cheer up.
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Here, I brought something
for all of you to drink.
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Here, it's brefnish
from the old country.
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I've been saving it
for a special occasion.
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See? Have some.
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Well, cheers, everybody.
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The line forms behind me.
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In the old country,
they do it like this.
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Hey, all right, Tony!
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Okay, Bobby.
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Alex!
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Oh, come on.
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Come on!
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Yay!
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Now, this is the part where
we all strip to the waist
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and set fire to the
barns in the village.
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All right!
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We'll save that for
your coming-home party.
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Yes, thank you.
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Hey, Latka?
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Yeah?
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What is it, Jim?
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Your mind's really
made up about this, huh?
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Yes, it is, Jim.
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And nothing I say
is going to change it?
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No, Jim.
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Well, there's only one
thing left for me to do.
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What's that?
262
00:15:14,030 --> 00:15:16,330
I'm going with you.
263
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,234
We'll fight this thing together.
264
00:15:20,269 --> 00:15:22,403
I haven't had a
chance to prove it,
265
00:15:22,439 --> 00:15:24,705
but I'm as good
American as any man.
266
00:15:24,741 --> 00:15:29,427
No, no, Jim, Jim, America
is not involved in this one.
267
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,828
It is now.
268
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:34,565
Death to the
revolutionary rebels!
269
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,901
But I am fighting for
the revolutionary rebels.
270
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:43,190
Death to the
imperialist stooges!
271
00:15:43,225 --> 00:15:45,843
But they were thrown
out a long time ago.
272
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,647
Death to the puppet regime!
273
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:52,083
But there is no puppet regime.
274
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,552
Who the hell are we fighting?
275
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,521
The tyrannical despot.
276
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,857
Well, the tyrannical despot
will soon know the name...
277
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,992
Jim...
278
00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:05,279
Ignatowski!
279
00:16:05,314 --> 00:16:06,613
Right.
280
00:16:06,649 --> 00:16:08,315
Already, it's spreading.
281
00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:12,119
Louie!
282
00:16:12,155 --> 00:16:13,453
Hi, Louie!
283
00:16:13,489 --> 00:16:15,473
Oh, hello.
284
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,141
How are you?
285
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:19,143
It's so...
286
00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:20,978
wonderful for you
to come to my party.
287
00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:23,058
I didn't come to the party.
288
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:25,649
I came to bring you
your severance pay.
289
00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:27,050
Oh.
290
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,498
I forgot to give it to
you when you left.
291
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,155
Oh, thank you.
292
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,023
Don't thank me.
293
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:37,694
If it was up to me, you
wouldn't get a dime.
294
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:47,171
It's bad enough you're
leaving the company,
295
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:50,791
but you're running
out on America, too.
296
00:16:50,827 --> 00:16:54,077
You think I'm going to go
to a party for a guy like that?
297
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:59,533
Thanks, but no thanks.
298
00:17:03,472 --> 00:17:05,239
Good-bye, Louie.
299
00:17:08,144 --> 00:17:10,478
I'm not done with you, Latka.
300
00:17:10,513 --> 00:17:12,096
Come here.
301
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,481
I'll give you another
chewing-out.
302
00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:24,942
Come on outside here.
303
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,510
Come out here.
304
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:37,533
Thank you, Louie.
305
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,823
Shh!
306
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,024
Take care of yourself.
307
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,238
Better give this guy a drink.
308
00:18:00,262 --> 00:18:02,782
I was pretty rough on him.
309
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,018
Louie, wait.
310
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:09,670
Why don't you come
and join the party?
311
00:18:09,705 --> 00:18:11,438
No, no.
312
00:18:11,473 --> 00:18:12,717
Hey, Louie...
313
00:18:12,741 --> 00:18:15,276
you'd make us all feel
miserable if you did.
314
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:16,277
Okay.
315
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:18,792
I knew he would come.
316
00:18:19,816 --> 00:18:23,284
Well, I just don't
want this evening to go
317
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:25,679
without my making a toast.
318
00:18:26,655 --> 00:18:29,340
To Latka...
319
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:32,593
who fixed our cabs
and made us smile
320
00:18:32,628 --> 00:18:34,929
and brightened our lives.
321
00:18:42,138 --> 00:18:44,099
Your honor calls you hence,
322
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,335
and all the gods go with you.
323
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:49,025
Upon your sword
sit laurel victory,
324
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:52,630
and smooth success be
strewed before your feet.
325
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,965
That's beautiful, Bobby.
326
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,502
That was from
Anthony and Cleopatra.
327
00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:00,955
Oh. Well, thank
them both for me.
328
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,478
As insane as war is,
329
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:09,558
if the people in Latka's country
330
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,026
are anything like Latka,
331
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:12,795
they're worth fighting for.
332
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,163
Here's to Latka... his homeland,
333
00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:17,667
his people and his safe return.
334
00:19:21,477 --> 00:19:25,279
Now I would like
to make a toast.
335
00:19:25,315 --> 00:19:27,831
To all my friends in America.
336
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:33,337
I came here as a stranger, and
you all helped me and taught me,
337
00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:38,092
and I want you all to know
that I love you very much.
338
00:19:46,669 --> 00:19:48,469
Ip chick.
339
00:19:48,504 --> 00:19:50,304
Ip chick.
340
00:19:50,340 --> 00:19:52,306
Abee dabee.
341
00:19:52,342 --> 00:19:54,308
Icki bicki.
342
00:19:54,344 --> 00:19:58,145
Abee dabee, icki bicki,
abee dabee, icki bicki!
343
00:19:58,180 --> 00:20:00,180
Ip chick.
344
00:20:06,188 --> 00:20:08,021
Shh!
345
00:20:08,057 --> 00:20:09,657
Is time to go, Baschi?
346
00:20:09,692 --> 00:20:10,708
Yeah.
347
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,347
Good-bye, Alex.
348
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,360
Come back to us, Latka.
349
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:19,517
Okay.
350
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,685
Good-bye, Bobby.
351
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,831
Good-bye, Latka. Come back safe.
352
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:23,888
Okay, I'll try.
353
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,856
Good-bye, Tony.
354
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,525
Take it easy, Latka.
355
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,859
Good-bye, Elaine.
356
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,038
Good-bye, Latka.
357
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,361
Good-bye.
358
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,697
I am going to miss you.
359
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,032
Good-bye, Louie.
360
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,484
Good-bye, Latka.
361
00:20:36,519 --> 00:20:39,069
Okay, I'm ready.
362
00:20:40,856 --> 00:20:43,190
Oh, Latka...
363
00:20:43,225 --> 00:20:45,703
I'm going to write to
you every day. I promise.
364
00:20:45,727 --> 00:20:47,861
Oh, thank you. And I
will write to you, too.
365
00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:49,441
Okay. Do you
think, before you go,
366
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,944
that maybe you could, like,
draw a map of your country
367
00:20:51,968 --> 00:20:53,878
so that we know what
you're talking about
368
00:20:53,902 --> 00:20:55,047
in your letters?
369
00:20:55,071 --> 00:20:56,337
Do we have time, Baschi?
370
00:20:56,372 --> 00:20:57,704
Yes, but quickly.
371
00:20:57,739 --> 00:20:59,267
Hey, Tommy, you
got that blackboard
372
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:00,336
you used to use as menus?
373
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:03,080
Yeah. It's in the
back. I'll get it.
374
00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:08,510
Baschi?
375
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:12,770
Oh, excuse me,
376
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:16,172
but I sure do know
how to stink as an artist.
377
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,341
But here goes.
378
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:23,046
This is the borders... sort of.
379
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:26,750
And this is the capital.
380
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:30,353
And here is the river Meshmend.
381
00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:34,858
And this is the Faptosh
mountain range.
382
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,226
And where will you be?
383
00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:41,031
Ah, the rebel stronghold is
at the top of Mount Faptosh.
384
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:43,417
This is where.
385
00:21:43,452 --> 00:21:45,269
Where are the government troops?
386
00:22:10,846 --> 00:22:12,546
Oy.
387
00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:18,686
Uh... excuse me, Baschi...
388
00:22:20,856 --> 00:22:24,107
but where are the
rest of the rebel forces?
389
00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:26,360
Right here.
390
00:22:28,197 --> 00:22:29,663
Uh... wait.
391
00:22:29,699 --> 00:22:33,817
Excuse me again, Baschi,
but let me understand.
392
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:36,520
This is us?
393
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:38,021
That's right.
394
00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:39,523
And this is them?
395
00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:41,559
You betcha.
396
00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:45,129
Well, now it's
time for us to go.
397
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:49,183
No, no. Now is time for
you to kiss my yaktabe.
398
00:22:53,405 --> 00:22:55,117
Latka, Latka, where
are you going?
399
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,207
Where are you going?
400
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:59,076
I'm going home to
watch the Tonight Show.
401
00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:05,649
♪ Ibeeda ibee-dorfnish
ibeeda... ibeeda ♪
402
00:23:05,684 --> 00:23:11,638
♪ Ibeeda malka-morfnish
ibeeda... ibeeda ♪
403
00:23:11,673 --> 00:23:13,207
♪ Ibeeda ibee-dabee... ♪
404
00:23:13,242 --> 00:23:18,545
♪ I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy... ♪
405
00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:20,463
♪ ...bilfka-yabe, kerkablik... ♪
406
00:23:20,499 --> 00:23:22,966
♪ ...Do or die ♪
407
00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:28,589
♪ A real live nephew
of my Uncle Sam ♪
408
00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:33,243
♪ Born on the fourth of July ♪
409
00:23:33,278 --> 00:23:38,682
♪ I've got a Yankee
Doodle sweetheart ♪
410
00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:43,020
♪ She's my Yankee Doodle joy ♪
411
00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:46,356
♪ Yankee Doodle went to
London just to ride the ponies ♪
412
00:23:51,214 --> 00:23:54,014
♪ I am that Yankee Doodle boy. ♪
413
00:24:32,588 --> 00:24:34,249
Night, Mr. Walters.
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