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Resnick, you got cab 529.
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Capasso...
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cab 111.
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Come on, let's get out of here
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and get some
breakfast. I'm hungry.
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Good idea. Let's go.
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Hey, listen, Louie,
when Alex comes in
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would you just tell
him we're at Mario's?
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He won't be in for a while.
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Hamill, 120.
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How come?
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He got shot.
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What?! De la Grazzi...
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829. What do you mean,
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he got shot, Louie?
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What happened?
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Some guy robbed
him and shot him.
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Lucia, 338.
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For God's sakes,
Louie, where is he?
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Is he all right? Is he alive?
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Last time I talked
to him, he was.
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They took him to Mt. Sinai.
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Liebowitz, 226.
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Louie, how can you
just sit there like that?
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I mean, come on! Don't
you care about Alex?
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Aren't you worried about him?
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Of course I care about him.
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What kind of heel
you think I am?
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Drago, 829.
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Come on, let's go to
the hospital. Come on.
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You're a sick person.
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Huh. Hey. What
are you doing here?
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Huh? Louie said you got shot.
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Yeah, I did.
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Well, are you okay?
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Huh? Are you okay?
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Of course he's okay. The
bullet just nicked his ear.
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Yeah, it was just a
scratch. I'm fine, really.
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That's all?
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Oh, the doctor said that
since the gun went off
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close to my ear,
that I might have
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a little trouble hearing
every now and then.
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But I don't seem
to notice anything.
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So, there's nothing else wrong?
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Huh? No, it didn't take long.
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He just put a bandage
here and let me go.
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It's okay.
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Boy, you were really lucky.
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I'll say. BOBBY: Yeah.
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What?
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Boy, you were really lucky.
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I'll say.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, it was really crazy.
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You know, I-I
just let this guy off,
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and all of a sudden, he
sticks a gun in my face.
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Oh... He asked me to
give him all my money.
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I told him that most of it
was locked in a strongbox
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and I didn't have the key.
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He didn't buy that.
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So, uh... then I heard
him cock the gun.
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I mean, I really got frightened.
I didn't know what to do.
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So, I stepped on the gas,
the gun went off, and, zing.
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You know. That is scary.
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Boy, you read about these
things happening all the time,
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but you never think it's
going to happen to you.
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What makes you
think it was a Jew?
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Oh, uh, just a hunch.
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Well, listen, I-I'm going to
go home and get some sleep.
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I'll see you guys later, okay?
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Okay. Alex? Yeah,
take it easy, man.
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You know what?
Don't come in tomorrow.
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I mean, why don't you just
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take a couple days off?
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You know, rest, relax.
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Oh, thanks. I got them on sale.
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You like them?
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Huh? Alex?
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Yeah? Why don't you
take a couple days off?
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I mean, an experience like this
has got to have an effect on you.
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No, no, no, no.
I'm fine, Elaine.
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I really am. You
know the old saying...
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You fall off a horse, you
got to get right back on.
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Yeah, but I don't know if
the same old saying applies
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to getting shot off a horse.
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Oh, Elaine, I'm okay.
Really, I'm okay. Believe me.
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Hey-hey, Alex, did
you get a good look
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at the guy who shot you?
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Oh, all I saw was his big gun.
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Oh, yeah, he had a word
tattooed across his fist...
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"kill."
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Never, never pick up
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any people with tattoos.
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That's a cardinal rule.
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They're all morons,
maniacs and lowlifes.
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Hey, Louie, I got a tattoo.
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Oh, yeah, and losers.
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LOUIE: Hey, Alex.
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Yeah, Louie?
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You all right?
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Yeah, sure, Louie.
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Are you certain?
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No, it's not hurting a bit.
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I'm okay.
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Look, Alex, I know you
must be feeling a little nervous
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after what happened last night,
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so I don't want you
to feel any pressure.
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Don't pick up anybody
who don't look right to you
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and stay out of the
bad neighborhoods.
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If you don't book so
good, it don't matter to me.
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Well, thanks, Louie.
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All right, Nardo, I read
your crummy speech.
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Now where's my five dollars?
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Uh, look, Elaine, Elaine,
please don't worry about me.
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It's no big deal, huh?
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Taxi!
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Sorry, off duty.
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I'll pick up the next one.
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Cab!
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Next one that doesn't have
a safety pin through his nose.
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Taxi!
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Good evening, Father.
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Front Street by
Pier Six, please.
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What church is down there?
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I don't know.
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I-I don't think there is one.
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That's a pretty
desolate area at night.
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Guess you must have your reasons
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for going there, huh?
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Uh-huh.
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You seem sort of, uh,
young to be a priest.
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You been one long?
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Uh-uh.
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Uh, Louie, this
is Alex, listen...
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I'm busy! Call back in an hour.
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That's my dispatcher.
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We keep in constant
contact here, you know.
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You know... say, a couple of
guys down at the garage and I
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were having this little
argument, you know.
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Maybe you can clear
it up for me, uh, Father.
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Um... yeah, we
had this big fight
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about who the 12 Apostles
were, and, uh, I figured, uh...
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you being a priest,
why, you'd know, right?
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You had a fight
over the 12 Apostles?
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Yeah.
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I bet you could
rattle off their names
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in nothing flat.
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Would you do
that for me, Father?
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Rattle them off in nothing flat?
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I suppose so, if you like.
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Uh, let's see...
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uh, Peter, Matthew,
Judas, Andrew...
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James the younger,
James the elder,
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Bartholomew... Simon...
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That's eight.
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John.
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Do you really need to know this?
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It would mean a lot to me
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and the guys at
the garage... Father.
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Thomas and Jude.
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One more.
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Did I say Andrew?
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Yeah, you said Andrew already.
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Well, it's not Sneezy.
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No, I don't think it is Sneezy.
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I'm sorry, I don't remember.
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All right, get out
of the cab! What?
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I said get out of the
cab! Get out of the cab!
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Try it on some other
sucker. Get out of here...
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I'll call the cops!
I'll call the cops!
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Wow, that was a close one.
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Boy, that's really something.
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Everybody's totally paranoid
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after what happened
to Alex last night.
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They're all stealing
Latka's tools for weapons.
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It's crazy.
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What'd you get?
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A wrench.
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Uh, in my opinion,
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the best weapon is
reasonable communication.
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The tongue is
mightier than the sword.
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Talk like that's a good way
to get your tongue cut off.
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I heard about this guy once
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who faked a heart attack
while he was getting mugged.
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Scared the mugger off.
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You know, I could do that.
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Uh, you'd have to
be pretty convincing.
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Hey, I'm an actor, man.
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You know, I can convince
anybody of anything, you know.
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Yeah? Yeah, you want
to see a heart attack?
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Yeah.
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All right. Okay, heart attack.
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Oh...
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What's the matter with you?
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I'm having a heart attack.
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Well, have it somewheres else.
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I could've tripped
and broke my neck.
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See? I convinced him.
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Yeah. Play some rummy?
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Yeah. Let me get my...
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Hi, Alex.
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Hey, Alex, how's your ear?
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How do you feel?
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You booked absolutely nothing?
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That's not too good, Alex.
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I quit.
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You're not used to
criticism, are you?
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Look, Louie, I had a lot of
time to think about this last night.
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I see you had a lot of time.
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I don't want to
drive a cab anymore.
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Alex... Alex!
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Huh?
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Come in here.
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What do you want?
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Come over here.
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What are you talking about?
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You can't quit.
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You're my best booker.
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Louie, I almost got
killed the other night.
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One guy out of a
city of eight million
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tries to blow your brains out,
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you want to make a
federal case out of it.
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Now look, Louie,
I'm serious. I quit.
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Rieger, you leave, it's
costing me a lot of money.
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Ah! But that doesn't matter.
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Because who cares about money
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when people's personal
feelings are involved?
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Now, how's this going to
affect your fellow drivers?
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Next to me, they look up to you
more than anyone else in here.
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Now, how are you going
to break the news to them?
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I don't know. I thought
I'd do something like this.
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Hey, everybody, I'm quitting.
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What?! What for?
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What are you talking
about What do you mean?
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Well, it's very
simple. I'm scared.
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Well, sure, you're
a little scared.
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I mean, after what
happened the other night...
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No, John, I'm not
just a little scared.
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I'm a little scared of
spiders and snakes,
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but driving a cab terrifies me.
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Well, what about what you said
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about climbing
back on the horse?
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Yeah, well, me and Old Paint
didn't book a dime last night.
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Alex, listen, I can
really understand
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what you're going through,
but quitting, man, is crazy.
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Well, picking up total strangers
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in the middle of the night
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and driving wherever
they tell you to
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isn't exactly sane.
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Who does that?
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We do.
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Oh, yeah.
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Quitting!
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The man is quitting.
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Well, maybe I'm using
the word "man" too loosely.
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You're a lily-livered,
yellow-bellied,
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namby-pamby, mealymouth chicken!
259
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:42,967
You're right, Louie.
260
00:11:44,087 --> 00:11:45,887
Can't reason with the guy.
261
00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:47,950
I still don't believe
what I'm hearing.
262
00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:50,374
Alex, you've been
driving a cab for ten years.
263
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,588
What are you going
to do if you quit, huh?
264
00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:54,546
There are a lot of
things I could do.
265
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:55,547
Yeah, like what?
266
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:56,948
I used to be an upholsterer.
267
00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:58,516
I could go back to doing that.
268
00:11:58,552 --> 00:11:59,517
Oh, whoopie-doo.
269
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:00,585
Tending bar...
270
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:01,986
I did that for a while.
271
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,155
Yeah, well, they get
held up, too, you know.
272
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:06,230
I was a waiter once.
That's a possibility.
273
00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,859
Oh, exciting.
274
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,560
You could make cheese.
275
00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:11,507
Why would I want to do that?
276
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,047
Somebody has to.
277
00:12:14,351 --> 00:12:16,350
Yeah, good point.
278
00:12:16,385 --> 00:12:19,186
Look, I'm not worried
about finding a job.
279
00:12:19,221 --> 00:12:21,689
Yeah, but Alex,
you like driving.
280
00:12:21,724 --> 00:12:22,857
Well, who wouldn't?
281
00:12:22,892 --> 00:12:24,192
It's a great job.
282
00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:26,105
You're outside
cruising in the fresh air.
283
00:12:26,129 --> 00:12:28,274
You wear what you want,
you work when you want.
284
00:12:28,298 --> 00:12:30,342
It's the kind of job you
can really make out
285
00:12:30,366 --> 00:12:31,549
without killing yourself.
286
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,834
Yeah, somebody
else will do that for you.
287
00:12:33,870 --> 00:12:35,870
Look, I've thought
about this a lot,
288
00:12:35,905 --> 00:12:37,705
and I've come to the conclusion
289
00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:40,141
my life is worth more
than 55 cents a mile.
290
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,793
Now, I can't handle it
anymore, and that's it.
291
00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:45,396
Wow, we're all really
going to miss you.
292
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,364
Yeah, it's... it's going to be
293
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,900
weird around here without you.
294
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,267
It sure is.
295
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,589
Hey, come on,
we'll keep in touch.
296
00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:57,742
I'll drop by, you'll drop by.
297
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,043
I mean, you know how it goes.
298
00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:00,756
I mean, a guy leaves
the neighborhood,
299
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,825
you see him more than
when he lived next door.
300
00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:03,815
You know that.
301
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:04,949
Yeah, sure.
302
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:06,651
Yeah, we'll still
be tight, right?
303
00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:07,635
Sure.
304
00:13:07,670 --> 00:13:08,402
Right.
305
00:13:08,437 --> 00:13:09,803
Right.
306
00:13:09,839 --> 00:13:12,757
Okay.
307
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,672
I, uh... Oh...
308
00:13:34,364 --> 00:13:35,996
Please!
309
00:13:55,451 --> 00:13:58,453
I'm going to hate
myself in the morning.
310
00:13:58,488 --> 00:14:00,555
Well, I guess I'll see you...
311
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:01,622
Okay.
312
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,027
Are we ready to order?
313
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,028
I think so.
314
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:25,608
Uh, how's your escargot?
315
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,664
My car goes fine,
why do you ask?
316
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,569
Is there something
wrong with your hearing?
317
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,248
I'm sorry, we
don't serve herring,
318
00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:35,152
but I can recommend
the escargot.
319
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,437
Fine, uh, just bring us those,
320
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,962
and we'll decide
on our entree later.
321
00:14:40,997 --> 00:14:42,496
Very good, sir.
322
00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:53,708
Wow, Alex said he was
working at a posh place,
323
00:14:53,743 --> 00:14:56,310
but I never expected
anything like this.
324
00:14:56,345 --> 00:14:57,511
Good evening.
325
00:14:57,546 --> 00:15:00,147
Yes, reservations
for Dr. Wheeler.
326
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:04,084
Ah, yes, Dr. Wheeler,
party of four, yes?
327
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,252
Yes.
328
00:15:05,288 --> 00:15:06,253
Follow me... Doctor.
329
00:15:06,289 --> 00:15:07,522
I'll show you to your table.
330
00:15:09,526 --> 00:15:10,858
Dr. Wheeler?
331
00:15:10,893 --> 00:15:12,993
Well, it's easier
to get reservations
332
00:15:13,029 --> 00:15:15,913
at joints like this if they
think you're a doctor.
333
00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:19,450
So, uh, how'd that heart
job go this morning, Doc?
334
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,586
Madame.
335
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,421
Bon appetit.
336
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:25,606
Merci.
337
00:15:25,641 --> 00:15:26,641
Touché.
338
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:30,389
Will you stop trying
to embarrass me, huh?
339
00:15:30,413 --> 00:15:31,162
What did I do?
340
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:32,146
What do you...?
341
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,358
Hey, look at all the silverware
342
00:15:33,382 --> 00:15:35,862
they give you here.
Isn't this great?
343
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:38,430
Good evening.
344
00:15:38,454 --> 00:15:39,420
My name is Richard.
345
00:15:39,455 --> 00:15:41,167
I'll be serving
you this evening.
346
00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,868
Are you the waiter
for this table?
347
00:15:42,892 --> 00:15:43,941
Yes.
348
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,937
Then we'd like to
sit somewhere else.
349
00:15:46,963 --> 00:15:48,029
Excuse me.
350
00:15:48,064 --> 00:15:49,976
Um, I'm sure you're
an excellent waiter.
351
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,499
However, we know another waiter
352
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:54,002
from the establishment at
which he worked formerly.
353
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:55,614
And, um, Alex
Rieger is his name.
354
00:15:55,638 --> 00:15:58,606
We would very much
like for him to serve us.
355
00:15:58,641 --> 00:16:00,741
I hope you understand.
356
00:16:00,776 --> 00:16:03,344
Not entirely.
357
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,845
But I'll get him.
358
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,580
Oh, thank you so much.
359
00:16:06,616 --> 00:16:10,118
Why am I talking like
the Queen of England?
360
00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:13,520
Hey, you know, I've been
361
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,556
to some pretty great
places in my life,
362
00:16:15,591 --> 00:16:17,291
but this place beats them all.
363
00:16:17,327 --> 00:16:18,592
There ain't even no gum
364
00:16:18,627 --> 00:16:19,610
stuck to this table.
365
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,678
Will you put it...?
366
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:25,149
Uh, good evening.
My name is Alex.
367
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:26,729
Hey, Alex! Oh! Hi, Alex!
368
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,597
You look really
terrific. Do I? huh?
369
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,821
Oh, yeah, cummerbunds
become you.
370
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,501
Here, pull up a chair.
371
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:33,891
Oh, no, thanks, Tony, I can't.
372
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,437
I have six tables
to take care of.
373
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,895
I have to be kind of mobile,
if you know what I mean.
374
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,458
Well, we just
thought we'd stop by,
375
00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:41,159
you know, say
hello, and have a bite.
376
00:16:41,183 --> 00:16:43,179
Yes, it's really great
to see you people.
377
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,419
Um, like me to get
you something to drink?
378
00:16:45,454 --> 00:16:46,637
Yeah, I'd love a brew.
379
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,472
Oh.
380
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:49,807
So, how's it going?
381
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:50,986
Very well, Tony. Very well.
382
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,327
Listen, why don't I buy
you a bottle of wine, huh?
383
00:16:53,362 --> 00:16:54,345
What do you say?
384
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:55,513
Oh... Oh...
385
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,176
Hey... What do you
like? Red? White? Rosé?
386
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,299
White rosé would be great.
387
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,955
Okay. An excellent choice, Tony.
388
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,307
Yeah, and bring some peanuts.
389
00:17:06,342 --> 00:17:07,492
Right.
390
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,639
I can't believe
Alex is doing this.
391
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,808
It's hard to keep
a straight face.
392
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,265
He seems to like
it here okay, huh?
393
00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:17,167
Yeah.
394
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,003
Wow, he must be cleaning up.
395
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:22,807
15% of the price of a
cup of coffee is a great tip.
396
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,124
Hmm!
397
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,260
Here we are.
398
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,394
Oh.
399
00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:28,095
Hmm?
400
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,263
Whoo, that's nice, Alex.
401
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,765
Would you like
me to open it now?
402
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,778
No, don't bother,
we'll do it ourselves.
403
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,669
That's okay, Tony. It's okay.
404
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,674
Alex? Yes?
405
00:17:39,709 --> 00:17:42,543
Alex, is, uh, this
really awkward for you?
406
00:17:42,579 --> 00:17:45,847
What, you people coming here
and my having to wait on you?
407
00:17:45,882 --> 00:17:47,014
Uh-huh.
408
00:17:47,049 --> 00:17:48,716
Yes, it's as awkward as hell.
409
00:17:48,751 --> 00:17:51,218
Hey, would you
feel better if we left?
410
00:17:51,253 --> 00:17:52,397
Now, truth.
411
00:17:52,421 --> 00:17:54,021
Oh, come on, I'm just kidding.
412
00:17:54,056 --> 00:17:56,201
Hey, come on. You're
my friends. Don't be silly.
413
00:17:56,225 --> 00:17:59,477
Besides, I understand you
people are going to be great tippers.
414
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:00,478
Hey, uh, Alex?
415
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:01,579
Hmm?
416
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,797
I think it's ladies first.
417
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,166
Oh.
418
00:18:05,201 --> 00:18:06,934
Thanks for your help, Tony.
419
00:18:06,970 --> 00:18:09,410
Waiter.
420
00:18:10,639 --> 00:18:11,672
Mmm.
421
00:18:11,707 --> 00:18:12,757
Mmm?
422
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,002
It's wonderful.
423
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,158
Waiter?
424
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:16,861
Uh, I'd like to propose a toast.
425
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:18,195
Waiter.
426
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:19,725
Will you keep your
drawers on, lady?
427
00:18:19,749 --> 00:18:20,859
The guy's got six tables.
428
00:18:20,883 --> 00:18:22,723
He can't be everywhere at once.
429
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,657
I just wanted some water.
430
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,693
Listen, I'll be right back.
431
00:18:36,065 --> 00:18:37,998
You happy?
432
00:18:40,169 --> 00:18:41,814
It's okay, Alex.
I took care of it.
433
00:18:41,838 --> 00:18:43,170
Oh, thank you.
434
00:18:45,007 --> 00:18:46,273
Uh... all right.
435
00:18:46,309 --> 00:18:47,808
How are we?
436
00:18:47,844 --> 00:18:49,109
We're doing good.
437
00:18:49,145 --> 00:18:50,889
Hey, let's, uh, have a toast.
438
00:18:50,913 --> 00:18:52,513
Oh, yeah, okay.
439
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,197
Oh, yeah, anyway...
440
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,515
to our good friend, Alex.
441
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:56,851
Oh, please.
442
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,986
And one good waiter,
too, if you ask me.
443
00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:00,332
Hear, hear.
444
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:02,100
Thank you, thank you, folks.
445
00:19:02,124 --> 00:19:04,424
Okay, are we ready to order?
446
00:19:04,460 --> 00:19:05,603
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
447
00:19:05,627 --> 00:19:07,461
Um, let's see, I'm gonna st...
448
00:19:07,496 --> 00:19:10,448
I'll have the spinach salad.
449
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,060
Oh, listen, I'll
split one with you.
450
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,195
Just put extra bacon bits
451
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,539
on my half, all right? Okay.
452
00:19:16,272 --> 00:19:18,906
Gee, it seems such
a shame not to order
453
00:19:18,941 --> 00:19:21,319
French food in a
French restaurant.
454
00:19:21,343 --> 00:19:22,588
Uh, tell me... uh,
455
00:19:22,612 --> 00:19:25,396
how are the potatoes
au gratin prepared?
456
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,767
With cheese.
457
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:33,287
Very interesting.
458
00:19:33,322 --> 00:19:35,367
That's what I think I'll have...
459
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:37,591
Potatoes au gratin, with cheese.
460
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,762
What the heck. Give me
the potatoes au gratin...
461
00:19:41,797 --> 00:19:43,130
Only without the cheese.
462
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:47,751
Okay, let's see if
I've got this right, now.
463
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,687
That's, uh, pheasant
pate, vichyssoise,
464
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,188
endive salad, duck a l'orange
465
00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:53,357
chocolate mousse and
espresso all for four.
466
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,658
Alex, what are...?
467
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:55,993
It's on me.
468
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,445
Aw, Alex, we can't
let you do that.
469
00:19:58,481 --> 00:19:59,792
Are you kidding? Listen, I make
470
00:19:59,816 --> 00:20:01,994
almost twice as much
here as I did at the garage.
471
00:20:02,018 --> 00:20:04,112
Now, it's on me, and
that's all there is to it.
472
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:08,138
Well, gee, I mean,
like, well... thanks.
473
00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:09,290
You're welcome.
474
00:20:09,325 --> 00:20:11,425
You know, Alex, uh...
475
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,727
I guess we all came
here tonight sort of hoping
476
00:20:13,763 --> 00:20:15,774
it wasn't working out
for you as a waiter.
477
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,248
And you know, maybe you'd
come back to the garage.
478
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,111
But I-I guess there's
no chance of that, huh?
479
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:22,870
You know, strangely enough,
I was laying awake last night
480
00:20:22,905 --> 00:20:24,305
thinking about whether or not
481
00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:25,984
I should go back
to driving a cab.
482
00:20:26,008 --> 00:20:27,642
Really? Great!
483
00:20:27,677 --> 00:20:30,044
Hold on. I said I was
thinking about it... just thinking.
484
00:20:31,247 --> 00:20:32,825
I mean, you know, I
was trying to weigh
485
00:20:32,849 --> 00:20:34,181
what's good about being a waiter
486
00:20:34,216 --> 00:20:36,061
against what's good
about being a cab driver.
487
00:20:36,085 --> 00:20:37,234
You know, I, um...
488
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:38,780
I do make a lot more bread here.
489
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:39,814
Oh... Yeah.
490
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:41,205
But on the other hand,
491
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,640
being a cab driver,
I'm my own boss.
492
00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:45,754
I mean, nobody orders
me around, you know.
493
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,861
Nobody goes like this to me.
494
00:20:47,897 --> 00:20:49,024
That's right. Right.
495
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,559
That's important.
Self-respect, you know.
496
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,693
However, on the other hand
497
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:55,352
being a waiter, nobody
goes like this to me.
498
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:56,815
Oh, yeah, but that's
one in a million.
499
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:57,983
Big deal. One time, you know?
500
00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,384
Of course, as a
cab driver, I can...
501
00:20:59,408 --> 00:21:00,752
I don't have to
dress up like this.
502
00:21:00,776 --> 00:21:02,988
I mean, uh... I can wear what
I want, shave when I want.
503
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:05,245
Yeah, you hate shaving.
Yeah... That's right.
504
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,658
Besides, you
look pretty fruity...
505
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,082
Of course, the hours are really
much better here, you know.
506
00:21:09,118 --> 00:21:11,502
I get to go home at
midnight, and I sleep at night.
507
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,400
But of course, you know, as a
cab driver, my time is my own.
508
00:21:15,424 --> 00:21:16,835
I mean, I feel like
working, I work.
509
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,437
I don't feel like
working, I don't work.
510
00:21:18,461 --> 00:21:19,443
That's great. That's right.
511
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,289
Exactly why I took the
job... You know something?
512
00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:23,997
I do get great gourmet
meals here free.
513
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,511
Yeah. Yeah. All right, so...
514
00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:28,202
But you know, the great
thing about being a cab driver?
515
00:21:28,237 --> 00:21:29,203
You can be yourself.
516
00:21:29,238 --> 00:21:31,422
I mean, you don't have
to smile at everybody.
517
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,168
All they get is the
back of my head.
518
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:35,220
What I do with my face
is my own business.
519
00:21:37,246 --> 00:21:38,612
So, you see what I mean?
520
00:21:38,647 --> 00:21:40,492
I mean, both have
their advantages,
521
00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:42,616
both have their disadvantages.
522
00:21:42,651 --> 00:21:44,034
See what I mean?
523
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:47,354
Yeah, but, Alex, you know,
you're forgetting one thing.
524
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,438
What's that?
525
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:49,523
Friends.
526
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:50,691
Oh.
527
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,092
Yes.
528
00:21:52,127 --> 00:21:53,460
You're right, Bobby.
529
00:21:53,496 --> 00:21:57,080
I've made wonderful
friends here at the restaurant.
530
00:21:57,115 --> 00:21:58,443
Joker!
531
00:21:58,467 --> 00:22:01,969
You see, so I say to
myself, what's it going to be?
532
00:22:02,004 --> 00:22:05,906
Waiter...
533
00:22:05,942 --> 00:22:07,290
cab driver.
534
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,493
Waiter...
535
00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:11,495
cab driver...
536
00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:14,898
Alex, thank you.
Everything was excellent.
537
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:17,000
This is for you.
538
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:19,637
Wow! A $20 tip.
539
00:22:26,362 --> 00:22:28,812
This is very depressing.
540
00:22:30,132 --> 00:22:32,499
It's okay, Alex. We understand.
541
00:22:32,534 --> 00:22:34,351
No, because I just decided.
542
00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:35,669
I'm a cab driver.
543
00:22:43,646 --> 00:22:44,945
Cabby Alex!
544
00:22:44,980 --> 00:22:47,114
They love the appetizer.
545
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:57,953
Just remember, Alex.
546
00:22:57,977 --> 00:22:59,944
This is your first night back.
547
00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:02,830
Don't pick up anybody
who looks suspicious.
548
00:23:02,865 --> 00:23:05,076
Now, listen, Louie, it's
not going to work that way.
549
00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:06,878
I'm going to drive
the way I always drive.
550
00:23:06,902 --> 00:23:08,947
Anybody who flags me,
I'm going to pick them up.
551
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,582
Anywhere they
want to go, that's fine.
552
00:23:10,606 --> 00:23:12,973
I mean, I'm going to go
crazy if I spend my life
553
00:23:13,008 --> 00:23:15,376
trying to figure out
who's safe, who isn't safe.
554
00:23:15,411 --> 00:23:17,010
Look, it's a dangerous business.
555
00:23:17,045 --> 00:23:18,890
I'll just have to
live with it, okay?
556
00:23:18,914 --> 00:23:20,281
Okay.
557
00:23:28,190 --> 00:23:29,990
Sorry, off duty.
558
00:23:32,895 --> 00:23:34,495
Aw, what the heck.
559
00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:38,715
Might as well take a chance.
560
00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:28,426
Night, Mr. Walters.
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