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Hey...
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Drinks for everybody.
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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In our little group.
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Tony won tonight?
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Does this look like
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the face of a loser?
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Well, in that case,
the first pitcher's on me.
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Hey, thanks, Tom.
Oh, that's great.
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Oh, boy,
did that guy go down hard.
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That sucker hit the canvas
like a sack of cement.
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Hey, you know, I'll tell you,
I was worried for a minute.
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You never want to see anybody get
hurt, you know.
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Ah... Hey, you really gave
it to him good, huh, Tony?
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It was a weird thing, Tommy.
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The guy was climbing
into the ring,
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he trips,
falls down and knocks himself cold.
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Tony won by default.
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You mean,
that's what you're celebrating?
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I had to make it
through the same ropes.
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That'll be three bucks.
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Hey, look.
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There's reverend Jim.
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Oh, yeah.
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The guy who performed
Latka's wedding ceremony.
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Hey, reverend Jim!
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Hey, how you doing, buddy?
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Fine, fine.
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Uh, how you doing?
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Oh, great, great.
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You, uh, remember us?
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Uh, nope.
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Jeez,
it was nice chatting with you.
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Latka! Where have you been?
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I thought you were
coming to my fight.
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Latka, Latka, Latka, calm down.
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Go slowly.
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All right.
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I was going to go to your fight
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but I take the wrong subway
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and I end up in a place
called, uh...
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How do you say, uh, har...
Harlem.
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Harlem?
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So I went walking
around, uh, lost,
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and I go into the bar,
and I tell everyone
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I am looking for a fight.
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Right.
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Uh... did you find one?
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Well,
lots of people offered to help.
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So... uh,
I sit down and drink with them
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and you know, they make mistake.
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They think I am their brother.
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So... so they teach me word...
new words
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and lots of songs,
and we all have a good time.
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Mm-hmm.
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So how was your fight?
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I won!
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Oh, you are a bad dude.
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Sit down, Latka.
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When are they going to
clean those bathrooms?
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You were in the kitchen.
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Thank goodness.
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Wait a minute... you marry me.
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Uh, believe me,
it would never work out.
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No, no, no, no.
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You performed the
wedding ceremony.
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Yeah, yeah. Don't you remember?
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Eight months ago,
Latka had to get married
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to stay in the country.
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You performed the ceremony
at the sunshine garage.
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Oh, yeah.
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I thought I dreamed that.
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Maybe I'm dreaming this.
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Hey, Tommy,
how about another glass, okay?
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You're up.
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So how's the church
of the peaceful doing?
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Not so good.
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After the draft ended,
I lost my flock.
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Well, have you performed any
other wedding ceremonies?
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Let's see, I, uh...
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Married two people stark
naked in the woods.
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You mean the whole
wedding party was nude?
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No, just me.
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They, uh...
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changed their minds
at the last minute
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and forgot to tell me.
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Thanks for the beer.
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Yeah.
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Well, we'll see you around.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, the poor guy.
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You know, in-in my country
we have an expression:
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What does it mean?
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Uh... "Poor guy."
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You know, call me crazy,
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but I happen to like the guy.
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And I'm going to go
see how he's doing.
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You're crazy.
You're crazy, crazy.
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Hey, uh, Jim.
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Yo!
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Listen, my friends and
I, we were wondering
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if you'd like to come
over and join us.
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Well, what did you decide?
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Well, we-we, uh...
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We thought that-that
you might like to?
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Okeydoke.
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Of course,
I can only stay for five or six.
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So how you doing, Jim?
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Fine, fine.
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Uh, who are you folks again?
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You marry me.
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In the garage.
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Oh, yeah.
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Jim, uh, would you mind
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if I asked you a
personal question?
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Well, I can take it, if you can.
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No, no, no, not that personal.
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Um, did you ever think
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about doing something
with your life?
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You know, like getting a job?
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As a matter of fact, I have.
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I've often thought I'd
make a good pharmacist.
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A pharmacist? Mm-hmm.
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Oh, well, if you're serious then
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you have to go to school,
take a lot of chemistry...
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Oh, I've taken a
lot of chemistry.
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You know, this has been
a very long day for me
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so I must boogie on home now.
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Boogie down, Latka. Boogie down.
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Okay. Good-bye.
Thanks for dropping by.
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See you.
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♪ Get on up
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♪ get on the scene
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♪ I feel like a sex machine.
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Last call. I got to close it up.
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Hey, Tom, another round.
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Hey, uh...
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Will you guys let me buy?
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Yeah! Sure!
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Why not?
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Any of this currency?
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Next time.
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Yeah, I know. I'll get it.
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Jim, I guess what
we're trying to say
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is that we'd like to help you.
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Hey, Elaine,
would you leave him alone?
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He's not asking
anything from anybody.
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Besides, it's not like our
lives are in such great shape.
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Yeah, but I just can't
believe he's happy this way.
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You know,
getting high all the time.
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Hey... no. Everything I take
is by doctor's prescription...
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Everything.
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Though finding the right
doctor can be difficult.
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Jim, please don't be offended
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by what I'm about to say,
but don't you ever feel
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like you're wasting your life?
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Me? No, no.
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I have function in life.
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I-I stand for something.
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Not everybody stands for
something, but I do.
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I am the living
embodiment of the '60s.
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Everything that came
along, I went with.
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Even if I didn't know what it
was, I went with it.
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I did some drugs...
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Not nearly so many as
you probably think I did.
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How many drugs do
you think I did?
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Mmm... a lot.
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Wow! Right on the nose!
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But I did a lot of all
the other stuff, too.
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I spent a year of my life
making a macramé couch.
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I went to all the big events.
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I was at Woodstock.
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Oh, yeah? You went to Woodstock?
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Yeah.
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Half a million people.
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Hey, you know,
if I hadn't been there
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there would only have been...
499,999 people.
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Lucky thing for them I went.
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All of them groovin' on
Hendrix, sly, joni, and the who.
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All of us gathered
together in peace and joy.
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I'd like to see them
try that with disco.
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I did it all.
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I wore flowers in my hair...
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Meditated for hours on end...
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Chanted...
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I was finding god
all over the place.
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He kept ditching me.
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I marched and protested
against that crummy war.
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Is that so?
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Pardon me?
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Hey, hey, hey, Tony.
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No, I got something to
say, Alex.
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You know,
the only reason why guys like you
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got to stay home,
protest, and get loaded
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because guys like
me were over in 'nam
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doing your fighting for you.
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What do you say to that?
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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But you got to
understand my position.
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I thought I was on
my way to nirvana.
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All I ended up with
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was recurring flashbacks of
the original mouseketeers...
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Hatching out of seedpods.
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Boy, time flies.
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Yeah.
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I'm sleeping with the
lights on tonight.
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So, Jim, uh,
take it easy, old man,
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and, uh... okay.
Good night, Tony.
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Hey, guys.
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Let's get him a job.
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Let's do that.
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Doing what?
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What, are you kidding?
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What kind of training
could he possibly have?
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None.
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What kind of skills
could he possibly have?
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None.
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What kind of job can
we possibly get him?
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Cabdriver. Cabdriver. Cabdriver.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey. How...? Yeah?
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Now I'm telling you, Jim,
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you drive in the test
like you just drove now
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and you'll do fine.
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So, Jim... You coming along?
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Well, I'm a little
confused about something.
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Am I coming or going?
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Come on, I'll introduce you
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to your future boss, all right?
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Might as well get this over
with, huh?
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Hey, Jim,
if you can handle this,
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the rest of reality is a piece of
cake, believe me.
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Okay, listen up here!
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Simpkin, 401.
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Petrelli, 622.
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Latka,
I'm still waiting on that cab.
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I could have built
a new one by now.
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I'm getting done, bro.
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Excuse me, Louie.
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You remember reverend Jim.
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Howdy.
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Get him out.
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I mean it, nardo.
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Get him out of here.
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He's a flake.
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All right, come on now, listen.
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Losers...
Bookings are down this week.
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I know guys pulling rickshas
that could do better.
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We got to get Louie
to agree to this.
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Well, maybe we can get him
on a shift that Louie...
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He won't have to
deal with Louie.
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Maybe he could start
in another company
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and, uh, you know,
once he breaks in...
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Hey, what was that?
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Uh... what was what?
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You just put something
in Louie's coffee.
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What was that?
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It was either a
tranquilizer or a chiclet.
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Jim! Jim, that's stupid!
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Hey, Wheeler!
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Get your mitts off my cup.
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Yeah, but Louie...
264
00:12:44,367 --> 00:12:45,567
Get out of here.
265
00:12:45,601 --> 00:12:47,100
Get your own coffee.
266
00:12:49,267 --> 00:12:51,501
Yeah?
267
00:12:51,534 --> 00:12:53,501
Judy?
268
00:12:53,534 --> 00:12:55,868
Do I sound like Judy to you?
269
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:59,834
You got the wrong
number, bone-brain.
270
00:12:59,868 --> 00:13:01,701
Where was I?
271
00:13:01,734 --> 00:13:04,133
You were giving them
hell, Louie.
272
00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:06,667
Oh, yeah.
273
00:13:06,701 --> 00:13:10,567
Krubnik, 301!
274
00:13:10,601 --> 00:13:13,267
Try something new tonight,
like making money.
275
00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:16,467
Hendy, 338!
276
00:13:16,501 --> 00:13:19,634
One more ticket,
and you're history.
277
00:13:31,901 --> 00:13:35,534
I guess we can
rule out chiclets.
278
00:13:39,734 --> 00:13:40,901
Banta?
279
00:13:40,934 --> 00:13:42,534
Yeah, Louie?
280
00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:43,667
Yeah, Lou?
281
00:13:43,701 --> 00:13:44,968
Uh...
282
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,801
Let's see.
283
00:13:48,834 --> 00:13:52,067
901 looks nice.
284
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,100
How you doing, banta?
285
00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:56,100
Good, Lou.
286
00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:57,334
Thanks.
287
00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:59,133
Good.
288
00:14:00,834 --> 00:14:02,868
Lubna, 831.
289
00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:08,868
Hey, come on, guys.
290
00:14:08,901 --> 00:14:12,701
Let's get cracking here.
291
00:14:12,734 --> 00:14:15,234
Let's get this show on the road.
292
00:14:19,501 --> 00:14:20,834
Latka...
293
00:14:22,267 --> 00:14:24,868
By golly...
294
00:14:24,901 --> 00:14:28,100
Let's get this cab out, huh?
295
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:30,434
Zoom, zoom.
296
00:14:32,467 --> 00:14:34,000
Okay, Louie.
297
00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:37,467
Come on, boys and girls,
let's roll them out.
298
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:47,968
♪ We were sailing along
299
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:52,734
♪ on moonlight bay
300
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:58,334
♪ we could hear the
voices singing ♪
301
00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:01,267
♪ They seemed to say
302
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,434
everybody sing.
303
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:08,734
♪ You have stolen my heart
304
00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:15,767
♪ now don't go away
305
00:15:15,801 --> 00:15:21,801
♪ as we sang love's
old sweet song ♪
306
00:15:21,834 --> 00:15:24,434
♪ On moonlight bay
307
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:30,367
♪ on moonlight bay.
308
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,200
Well, I think I'm
going to go upstairs
309
00:15:40,234 --> 00:15:42,801
and go to sleep now, ma.
310
00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:44,367
Good night.
311
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:54,434
♪ We were sailing along
312
00:15:54,467 --> 00:15:59,767
♪ on moonlight bay
313
00:15:59,801 --> 00:16:06,834
♪ we could hear the
voices singing ♪
314
00:16:06,868 --> 00:16:12,934
♪ They seemed to say
315
00:16:12,968 --> 00:16:18,501
♪ you have stolen my heart
316
00:16:18,534 --> 00:16:20,601
♪ now don't go 'way
317
00:16:20,634 --> 00:16:21,601
hey, Louie?
318
00:16:21,634 --> 00:16:24,234
Yeah, Bob?
319
00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:26,033
Hey, is it okay
320
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:29,501
if Jim comes and works
here as a cab driver?
321
00:16:29,534 --> 00:16:32,601
Sure.
322
00:16:32,634 --> 00:16:35,534
Everybody works
on moonlight bay.
323
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:44,400
♪ On moonlight bay.
324
00:17:11,033 --> 00:17:12,868
Okay...
325
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,934
Here we go.
326
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,634
Hey, uh...
327
00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:21,534
Give me a little
help on this one.
328
00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:23,501
You forgot your last name?
329
00:17:23,534 --> 00:17:26,834
I've been busy.
330
00:17:26,868 --> 00:17:29,300
Well,
what was your father's name?
331
00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:30,901
Uh, ignatowski.
332
00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:34,000
Well, maybe that's your
name, too.
333
00:17:34,033 --> 00:17:36,534
You know, I think you're right.
334
00:17:41,467 --> 00:17:44,400
Good, good.
335
00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:52,033
"Eyes."
336
00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:55,167
No, don't put two.
337
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,567
Oh. They mean color, don't they?
338
00:17:57,601 --> 00:17:59,901
Yep.
339
00:17:59,934 --> 00:18:01,534
What color are my eyes?
340
00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:09,801
Elaine, you want to
take a stab at this one?
341
00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:11,367
Hmm...
342
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,434
Well, you can rule out white.
343
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,267
Call them brown.
344
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,100
Okeydoke.
345
00:18:23,501 --> 00:18:27,167
Uh, let's see.
346
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,167
Uh... "Height."
347
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,200
Oh, about, um...
348
00:18:32,234 --> 00:18:33,667
About five ten?
349
00:18:33,701 --> 00:18:35,167
Oh, good. Yeah, good.
350
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,200
Not bad. Not bad.
351
00:18:42,601 --> 00:18:44,234
Uh...
352
00:18:45,267 --> 00:18:47,234
Ow.
353
00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:53,234
"Weight."
354
00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:54,734
Weight, uh...
355
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,400
Now this is a very
relative question.
356
00:18:57,434 --> 00:19:00,634
I mean, if I were in
space I'd be weightless.
357
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:03,901
You are in space.
358
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:07,133
Jim, they mean earth weight.
359
00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:09,033
Oh.
360
00:19:13,634 --> 00:19:15,000
Whew.
361
00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:19,334
This is the most reading
I've done in years.
362
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,501
My brown eyes hurt.
363
00:19:21,534 --> 00:19:24,467
Here, here,
let me help you out, okay?
364
00:19:24,501 --> 00:19:25,834
All right. Phew!
365
00:19:25,868 --> 00:19:27,667
Um...
"Have you ever experienced"
366
00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:29,534
"loss of consciousness,
hallucinations,
367
00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:31,234
"dizzy spells,
convulsive disorders,
368
00:19:31,267 --> 00:19:33,868
fainting,
or periods of loss of memory?"
369
00:19:33,901 --> 00:19:35,968
Well, hasn't everyone?
370
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,467
Put "no."
371
00:19:37,501 --> 00:19:42,501
Um... "Mental illness
or narcotic addiction?"
372
00:19:42,534 --> 00:19:45,567
That's a tough choice.
373
00:19:49,601 --> 00:19:51,234
Just put "no."
374
00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:54,300
Okay, that's it.
375
00:19:54,334 --> 00:19:56,234
You're ready for the test.
376
00:19:56,267 --> 00:19:59,334
I thought this was the test.
377
00:19:59,367 --> 00:20:01,767
No, no, no,
this is the application.
378
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,334
Oh, man!
379
00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:07,267
The day is getting
rougher and rougher.
380
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:15,000
I'm expecting the
mouseketeers any second now.
381
00:20:15,033 --> 00:20:17,334
I'd be just like them.
382
00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:21,434
I think that cubby's
got it in for me.
383
00:20:21,467 --> 00:20:24,400
Jim, really,
it's going to be okay.
384
00:20:24,434 --> 00:20:27,033
We'll just take your
application up to the counter
385
00:20:27,067 --> 00:20:29,567
and then they'll give you the
test, okay?
386
00:20:29,601 --> 00:20:30,601
Okay.
387
00:20:30,634 --> 00:20:32,701
Do they serve beer over there?
388
00:20:32,734 --> 00:20:33,801
No.
389
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,467
You're going to need this.
390
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:37,400
Yeah.
391
00:20:37,434 --> 00:20:40,267
Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy.
392
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,601
This is a joke.
393
00:20:41,634 --> 00:20:43,267
What are you worried about?
394
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:44,934
What am I worried about?
395
00:20:44,968 --> 00:20:46,400
Two things...
396
00:20:46,434 --> 00:20:49,567
That they won't issue him a
license to drive in this city
397
00:20:49,601 --> 00:20:51,534
and that they will.
398
00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:54,033
Go get them.
399
00:20:54,067 --> 00:20:55,367
He's going to do it.
400
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,467
I know he's going to do it.
401
00:21:03,567 --> 00:21:05,200
Psst...
402
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,801
What does a yellow light mean?
403
00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:13,601
Slow down.
404
00:21:13,634 --> 00:21:15,667
Okay.
405
00:21:15,701 --> 00:21:19,200
What... does...
406
00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:22,868
A... yellow...
407
00:21:22,901 --> 00:21:25,434
Light... mean?
408
00:21:25,467 --> 00:21:27,434
Slow down.
409
00:21:27,467 --> 00:21:29,934
Okay.
410
00:21:29,968 --> 00:21:32,734
What...
411
00:21:32,767 --> 00:21:35,801
Does...
412
00:21:35,834 --> 00:21:37,334
A...
413
00:21:39,434 --> 00:21:42,100
yellow...
414
00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:43,601
Light...
415
00:21:43,634 --> 00:21:45,534
Mean?
416
00:21:45,567 --> 00:21:47,601
Slow down!
417
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:52,400
What...
418
00:21:55,334 --> 00:22:00,501
does...
419
00:22:00,534 --> 00:22:05,067
A...
420
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:08,567
Yellow...
421
00:22:08,601 --> 00:22:10,067
Light...
422
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:11,434
Mean?!
423
00:22:18,567 --> 00:22:21,567
I got to admit,
I never thought you'd pass.
424
00:22:21,601 --> 00:22:23,634
The examiner said
I did real well.
425
00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:25,567
I didn't hit hardly anything.
426
00:22:25,601 --> 00:22:26,734
Hey, Jeff?
427
00:22:26,767 --> 00:22:27,901
Yeah?
428
00:22:27,934 --> 00:22:29,834
Give this man a key. Okay.
429
00:22:29,868 --> 00:22:32,734
And an envelope.
430
00:22:32,767 --> 00:22:37,767
Jim, I'd like to present
you with the keys to cab 605
431
00:22:37,801 --> 00:22:39,868
and your first envelope.
432
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,434
I never been good at speeches,
433
00:22:45,467 --> 00:22:48,601
but this is one of the
great moments of my life.
434
00:22:48,634 --> 00:22:52,033
I've never felt closer
to a group of people,
435
00:22:52,067 --> 00:22:56,067
not even in the portable
Johns at Woodstock.
436
00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:57,601
Thanks, everybody.
437
00:22:57,634 --> 00:23:02,367
Well, uh, I'm off.
438
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:05,367
Oh,
I'd like to request the honor
439
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,501
of being your first passenger.
440
00:23:07,534 --> 00:23:08,701
Well, hop in.
441
00:23:08,734 --> 00:23:10,067
Okay.
442
00:23:14,334 --> 00:23:16,067
Well, thank you.
443
00:23:18,167 --> 00:23:20,200
Where are you headed?
444
00:23:20,234 --> 00:23:23,234
Uptown... cabby.
445
00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:52,267
That'll be 90 cents.
446
00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:29,100
Night, Mr. Walters.
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