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Taxi!
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Taxi!
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Take this cab to Cuba.
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Did you hear that?
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I said Cuba, like...
like a hijack.
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God, life. I love it!
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Don't you love it?
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Don't you love life, driver?
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No, we're just good friends.
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Where to?
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Well, where do you want to go
now, Jill?
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You want to go to a show?
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You want to go out dancing?
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754 west 23rd street.
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Seven... That's where you live.
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Yes, it is.
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A-ha. You mean you want to go to...
your place.
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Desperately.
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You heard her.
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I heard her.
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Oh, wasn't that a
great restaurant?
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Especially nice when
you can share it
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with someone you like.
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It must be.
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You know, uh...
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There are those
who claim oysters
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to be an aphrodisiac.
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Let me out here.
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It's not the
address you gave me.
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Yeah, I want to walk.
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I need some air.
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You can't get out here.
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This is a terrible part of town.
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He's right, you know.
You can get killed in this neighborhood.
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Well, in that case, let him out.
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Did I say something
to offend you tonight?
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Everything after hello.
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Please, Jill,
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the driver can hear us.
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No, not a word.
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I don't care if he can hear us.
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I want him to hear us.
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I want a witness to
what this evening
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was like for me while it's
still fresh in my memory.
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He insisted on ordering
the meal in French.
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My main course was
ten pats of butter.
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If you were having
such a lousy time,
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why didn't you say
something earlier?
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What did you think that I meant
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when I said two hours ago,
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"please, for the love of
god, take me home"?
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I thought you were
coming on to me.
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Okay, here we are.
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Thank goodness!
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Uh... can I see you to the door?
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No.
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I guess this means
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you don't want to sleep with me.
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Where to?
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Who cares?
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Hey, it's none of my business,
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but if you want my opinion,
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she was no great
prize, you know.
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With all the women in this city,
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you don't have to
get hung up on her.
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That's easy for you to say.
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You're a cab driver.
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You have women in
your cab all day long.
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I never meet anybody.
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What do you do?
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I'm a United States congressman.
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Say, uh, listen,
I'll just check in,
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and then maybe we
can go for a beer.
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What do you say?
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I'm in no hurry.
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Okay.
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Where's Louie?
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Oh, hi.
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Took his mom to the dentist.
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In the middle of the night?
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Yeah,
he found this discount dentist
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only works nights.
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Leave it to Louie, right?
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Yeah. Very romantic.
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Root canal by starlight.
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Hey, listen.
You want a cup of coffee?
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It may be a while.
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Oh, sure.
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You know, I think you're
the first congressman
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we've ever had in this garage.
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I still don't think of
myself as a congressman.
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You see,
dad's a major contributor
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to the party, so, to thank him,
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they, uh,
they ran me for congress.
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Yeah, and you won the election.
That's great.
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In a district my
party's always won.
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But you won.
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The week before the election
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my opponent was
convicted of murder.
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But you did win.
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We had to have a runoff.
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Yeah, so now, you're in office.
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I bet you're showing them, huh?
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There's talk of a recall.
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Ah, who cares about that?
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You dress nice.
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Look, you know,
I really appreciate
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you trying to cheer
me up like this.
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Hey, hey.
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How you doing, Alex?
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Guys, I'd like you to
meet Walter griswold.
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Walter is a united
states congressman.
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How do you do?
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Hey, I'm in your district.
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I voted for you.
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Oh, yeah? Why?
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The other guy was up for murder.
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Oh, yeah.
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Congressman?
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Yeah, Latka, this is a very
important person in our government.
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Oh.
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No, no, Latka!
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You don't have to
give him money.
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No, no, in America,
they just like to shake hands.
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Oh.
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This is good country.
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Nice to meet you.
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It's nice to meet you.
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Thank you very much.
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All right, guys.
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Line up, animals.
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Hey, Louie,
how's your mom's teeth?
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Oh, okay.
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She had to have a
little work done
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but this guy's prices
are so reasonable
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I even sprung for novocaine.
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It's my own mother.
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What the hell?
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Hey, listen, Walter,
I'll be right back, okay?
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Okay.
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Hey, so what are you doing in our
garage, your honor?
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Oh, well, I was out on a date,
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but the lady had to
cut the evening short.
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Said something about
having to get up early
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and change her phone number.
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Yeah,
his date was a real sweetheart,
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if you know what I mean.
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No, Alex, it wasn't her.
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It was me.
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The fact is, uh...
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I'm a loser with women.
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Come on.
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Women.
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In my country,
women work like ox.
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They cook, they...
Have lots of babies,
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uh... they get old early.
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They happy.
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In America, the women,
they have, uh...
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They have maids,
they dress with nice clothes,
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they take bubble bath.
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They happy.
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What is your point?
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Women happy people.
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Hey, Walt,
I didn't think a congressman
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would have any trouble
getting chicks.
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Oh, boy, this one does.
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You see,
all I ever wanted in life
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was a nice, sweet, average girl
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who couldn't keep
her hands off of me.
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Every time I go out,
I make a fool out of myself.
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It's getting so I
can't get dates.
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You know how embarrassing it is
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to go to the presidential
inaugural ball stag?
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I only hope people
think I'm gay.
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You know, Walter,
I used to have trouble with women.
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And then I found that the
best way to handle them
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was to just be myself.
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No, it wouldn't work for me.
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Why not? You're cute.
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Oh, yeah.
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Walter, you know,
there isn't a guy here
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who hasn't been rejected.
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I mean,
you're taking this too seriously.
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A woman once said to me,
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"I never want to see you
again as long as I live."
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That's happened to everybody.
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We hadn't been introduced.
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He is wearing a nice suit,
though, isn't he, fellas?
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No, no,
I might as well just give up.
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Oh, Walter, baloney.
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You know what your trouble is?
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You try too hard.
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You know,
women sense your anxiety.
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What you really need
is some confidence.
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I think a date with
a very attractive
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but a very, uh...
A very nice person
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would do you a lot of
good, you know that?
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And I have someone in mind.
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Her.
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Damn it, Louie, you little twerp
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now, listen to me.
I am not going to take
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that kind of garbage
from you anymore,
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so you can just cram it!
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Oh!
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She's uch nicer than
what I'm used to.
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Elaine, I want to thank you
for going out with me tonight.
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Did I already thank you?
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Yeah, you thanked me.
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You thanked my children,
you thanked my baby-sitter...
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I believe you can't say
"thank you" too often.
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Well, yeah, that's true.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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I guess you can say
"thank you" too often.
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Walter, just relax.
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You saw me perspire, didn't you?
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Excuse me?
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I perspire.
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Well, everyone perspires.
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I perspire freely.
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I'm talking buckets.
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That's why I'll
never be reelected.
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Who's going to vote for a man
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who always looks like he
just stepped out of a sauna?
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So, what's it like
living in Washington?
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Oh, god,
do I sweat in Washington.
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It is so humid there,
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as if that would
make any difference.
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I'd probably sweat
on the matterhorn.
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I shake hands with people,
and they wipe their hands off.
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They pretend to
do something else
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so they won't hurt my feelings.
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They, uh...
They cross their arms.
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They adjust their ties.
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They wave hello at friends.
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Could we talk about
something else?
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I'm talking about sweat again.
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Why do I always
talk sweat on dates?
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It's because I'm always
sweating on dates.
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I was the only one who said no.
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Oh, hey, Walter!
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Nice to see you again.
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Hi, Elaine.
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Hi.
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Hey, you guys come here all the
time, right?
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You got anything to recommend
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to make the dining
experience a memorable one?
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Yeah, they got a great air
hockey game in the back room.
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Hey, come on. They do.
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I know. Uh, we'll see you later.
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Would you care
for another round?
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Oh, no, I'm fine.
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Uh, I'll have another.
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He hates me.
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Who?
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The waiter.
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I know when a man despises me
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and that man despises me.
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He's going to spit in my food.
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They do that.
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Could we go back to sweating?
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Well, well, well.
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Look who's here.
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Hi, Louie.
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Hello, nardo.
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Is this your date
for the evening?
268
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You remember me,
congressman Walter griswold.
269
00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:02,868
Yeah.
270
00:12:02,901 --> 00:12:06,701
What, they run out of
towels in the men's room?
271
00:12:06,734 --> 00:12:09,400
No, that's, uh, that's sweat.
272
00:12:09,434 --> 00:12:12,834
I was telling Elaine,
I sweat a lot.
273
00:12:12,868 --> 00:12:16,033
Congratulations.
274
00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:18,234
Well, uh, I don't want
275
00:12:18,267 --> 00:12:21,834
to destroy your
magical tete-a-tete.
276
00:12:21,868 --> 00:12:23,300
See you later.
277
00:12:23,334 --> 00:12:24,834
He's a nice guy.
278
00:12:24,868 --> 00:12:26,234
Oh, yeah, a prince.
279
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:28,868
Talk about a lame duck.
280
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:31,734
Hey, come on, Louie.
281
00:12:31,767 --> 00:12:33,200
Walter's a nice guy.
282
00:12:33,234 --> 00:12:35,534
He's a United
States congressman.
283
00:12:35,567 --> 00:12:38,501
I don't care if he's
the Duke of cornwall.
284
00:12:38,534 --> 00:12:40,934
In my book,
the guy's a shlimazl.
285
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,934
What's a shlimazl?
286
00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:47,968
Well, you see,
there's schlemiels
287
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,667
and shlimazls.
288
00:12:51,601 --> 00:12:53,033
A schlemiel is a guy
289
00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:55,501
who goes to a
formal dinner party
290
00:12:55,534 --> 00:12:57,067
and spills his soup.
291
00:12:57,100 --> 00:13:00,133
A shlimazl's the
guy he spills it on.
292
00:13:01,601 --> 00:13:03,834
Hey, Louie,
you know what's good about you?
293
00:13:03,868 --> 00:13:04,968
What?
294
00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:08,234
I was hoping you had an answer.
295
00:13:08,267 --> 00:13:11,300
Have, uh, have you decided
yet, Elaine?
296
00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:14,667
Um... I'm not sure.
297
00:13:14,701 --> 00:13:17,000
Walter, your menu's on fire.
298
00:13:17,033 --> 00:13:18,868
Walter, uh...
299
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,901
I think I'll start with
the chocolate cheesecake.
300
00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:58,901
Boy, this guy.
301
00:13:58,934 --> 00:14:01,234
He is a horse's yatabe.
302
00:14:10,567 --> 00:14:12,267
I'm-i'm-I'm sorry, Elaine.
303
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:13,901
It's the same old story.
304
00:14:13,934 --> 00:14:16,968
A girl goes out with
me, I embarrass her.
305
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,100
It's no wonder they never
want to see me again.
306
00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:22,033
I never want to see me again.
307
00:14:22,067 --> 00:14:23,643
I didn't say I didn't
want to see you again.
308
00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:25,701
Oh, yeah?
You want to go out Saturday night?
309
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,467
Oh, no, Saturday,
I made these...
310
00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:29,467
See? See? What about sunday?
311
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:30,868
No, I take the kids...
312
00:14:30,901 --> 00:14:32,033
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
313
00:14:32,067 --> 00:14:33,200
What about Monday?
314
00:14:33,234 --> 00:14:34,634
Monday's a bad day.
315
00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:35,534
Mm-hmm. Tuesday?
316
00:14:35,567 --> 00:14:38,400
Well... it's fine.
317
00:14:38,434 --> 00:14:41,067
What?
318
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,901
I'd love to.
319
00:14:42,934 --> 00:14:44,334
You want to go
out with me again?
320
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:46,634
Yes, Walter.
321
00:14:49,033 --> 00:14:51,033
What's wrong with you?
322
00:14:59,434 --> 00:15:00,501
Can you believe Elaine?
323
00:15:00,534 --> 00:15:02,434
Getting mixed up with
a loser like that?
324
00:15:02,467 --> 00:15:05,300
She's gone out with him every
night for the past two weeks.
325
00:15:05,334 --> 00:15:07,734
Look, why do we have to
talk about Walter anymore?
326
00:15:07,767 --> 00:15:09,834
We all have our good
days and our bad days.
327
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:13,200
Then Walter's got
some great days ahead.
328
00:15:13,234 --> 00:15:14,934
What are you guys talking about?
329
00:15:14,968 --> 00:15:16,033
Boxing.work. School.
330
00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:17,033
General stuff.
331
00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:20,067
Must have been a hell
of a conversation.
332
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,467
Well, nardo...
333
00:15:21,501 --> 00:15:23,200
Has it happened yet?
334
00:15:23,234 --> 00:15:24,534
What?
335
00:15:24,567 --> 00:15:26,033
Has one of your kisses
336
00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:28,033
turned the toad into a prince?
337
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:29,801
Louie, you take that back.
338
00:15:29,834 --> 00:15:33,167
Nardo,
do you know what a shlimazl is?
339
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,434
I don't have to listen to this.
340
00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:38,634
A sclimazl is a guy who
comes home from work early
341
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:41,033
and finds his wife
in bed with his boss,
342
00:15:41,067 --> 00:15:44,267
then gets docked a day's
pay for leaving the office.
343
00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:47,601
And with a little more class,
344
00:15:47,634 --> 00:15:49,601
Walter would be a shlimazl.
345
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:52,267
Louie, I am warning you.
346
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,534
Now watch it.
347
00:15:57,801 --> 00:16:01,567
Listen, nardo...
If you ever grab me again
348
00:16:01,601 --> 00:16:04,934
in a non-erogenous
zone, you're gone.
349
00:16:04,968 --> 00:16:05,968
Ugh.
350
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,834
Alex, I need your advice.
351
00:16:11,868 --> 00:16:14,667
Ooh!
352
00:16:14,701 --> 00:16:16,634
What? Okay, look,
353
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:17,877
unless it's about
you and Walter,
354
00:16:17,901 --> 00:16:19,777
because I don't want to
get in the middle of that.
355
00:16:19,801 --> 00:16:20,934
It's about me and Walter.
356
00:16:20,968 --> 00:16:23,501
All right. If you just want to
talk and it's no big stuff...
357
00:16:23,534 --> 00:16:24,567
It's gigantic stuff.
358
00:16:24,601 --> 00:16:26,543
Well, I mean,
if it doesn't get really intimate...
359
00:16:26,567 --> 00:16:27,610
You can't get more intimate.
360
00:16:27,634 --> 00:16:28,634
In that case, shoot.
361
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:33,000
Well... I guess
everybody's really curious
362
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:35,267
about why I'm
seeing him so much.
363
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:36,968
Well, I'm not. I understand.
364
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:37,968
Yeah?
365
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,167
Yeah.
366
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:42,767
I mean, he's not the man of my
dreams, but I like him.
367
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:45,067
I guess like him
for the same reason
368
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:48,434
I'm drawn to that scrawny
little puppy in the pet store
369
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:49,901
you know,
that nobody else wants.
370
00:16:49,934 --> 00:16:50,944
Well, whatever your reasons,
371
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,777
I really got to hand it to
you, Elaine, you know?
372
00:16:52,801 --> 00:16:55,000
Dating you has really
changed Walter.
373
00:16:55,033 --> 00:16:56,367
He seems like he's got
374
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,968
a lot more confidence
in himself now.
375
00:16:58,033 --> 00:16:58,667
You know that?
376
00:16:58,701 --> 00:17:00,067
I know. You're right.
377
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,501
Oh, he is such a sweet guy.
378
00:17:01,534 --> 00:17:04,300
You know how some guys
treat your kids nice?
379
00:17:04,334 --> 00:17:05,467
Yeah.
380
00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:07,834
Well, Walter's not just
treating them nice.
381
00:17:07,868 --> 00:17:09,434
I mean, he really likes my kids.
382
00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:10,367
Oh, yeah?
383
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,300
The other day my
daughter came home upset
384
00:17:12,334 --> 00:17:13,968
because three of
her best friends
385
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,267
were going to see the
nutcracker without her.
386
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,234
The mother couldn't
get an extra ticket
387
00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:19,901
and so she was the
only one left out.
388
00:17:19,934 --> 00:17:22,133
Well, I'm giving her
this big lecture,
389
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,868
telling her it's no big deal
390
00:17:23,901 --> 00:17:26,133
and you shouldn't be
so upset about it,
391
00:17:26,167 --> 00:17:27,901
you know,
but she wouldn't stop crying.
392
00:17:27,934 --> 00:17:31,300
So I look over at Walter,
and he's got tears in his eyes.
393
00:17:31,334 --> 00:17:33,501
So then I got them
both on my hands.
394
00:17:33,534 --> 00:17:34,634
So, what'd you do?
395
00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:37,901
I took them both to
see the nutcracker.
396
00:17:37,934 --> 00:17:38,801
What's your problem?
397
00:17:38,834 --> 00:17:39,844
I got to break up with him.
398
00:17:39,868 --> 00:17:41,667
Oh, Elaine, no.
399
00:17:41,701 --> 00:17:44,334
I know, Alex.
I'm sorry, but I have no choice.
400
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:47,133
Walter's beginning to
make certain suggestions.
401
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,167
Like what?
402
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,234
Like,
"how about a roll in the hay?"
403
00:17:50,267 --> 00:17:54,334
Walter's suggestions seem to run
toward the blunt, don't they?
404
00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:55,334
Yeah.
405
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:56,667
I mean, I like him,
406
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,467
but there's just not
that chemistry thing.
407
00:17:59,501 --> 00:18:01,701
So what do you want me to
say, I understand?
408
00:18:01,734 --> 00:18:02,701
I understand.
409
00:18:02,734 --> 00:18:04,634
What are you getting
so sore about?
410
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:05,667
I'm not sore.
411
00:18:05,701 --> 00:18:06,801
I mean, you want advice?
412
00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:09,133
You want to break up with
Walter, fine.
413
00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:10,734
Just go on your own instincts,
414
00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:13,934
those same instincts that
have gotten you this far...
415
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,701
Divorced, poor, working nights,
416
00:18:15,734 --> 00:18:16,767
holding two jobs.
417
00:18:16,801 --> 00:18:18,334
Alex, will you calm
down for a second?
418
00:18:18,367 --> 00:18:19,167
Now listen to me.
419
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,767
This man is coming over tonight.
420
00:18:20,801 --> 00:18:22,167
We're gonna be alone.
421
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,734
My kids are with my ex-husband.
422
00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:27,067
I don't know if I
can handle this.
423
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:28,710
Elaine, do you really
expect me to tell you
424
00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:30,777
whether you should roll in
the hay or not with Walter?
425
00:18:30,801 --> 00:18:33,033
I guess you're right.
426
00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:35,734
Oh,
I got to do what I got to do.
427
00:18:35,767 --> 00:18:38,868
I just know it's going
to break his heart.
428
00:18:38,901 --> 00:18:41,834
Oh. You're going to
go to bed with him.
429
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:57,300
You're sure you
don't want anything?
430
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:03,968
Maybe just a little... applause.
431
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000
No, I haven't got time.
432
00:19:09,033 --> 00:19:11,601
I'll just have a
cup of coffee...
433
00:19:11,634 --> 00:19:13,901
Babe.
434
00:19:29,467 --> 00:19:31,934
Uh...
435
00:19:31,968 --> 00:19:33,467
Say, can we talk about...
436
00:19:33,501 --> 00:19:35,033
No, no.
437
00:19:35,067 --> 00:19:36,467
I guess we shouldn't.
438
00:19:36,501 --> 00:19:38,434
It's not a thing you talk about.
439
00:19:38,467 --> 00:19:40,634
Walter,
it's okay to talk about it.
440
00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:43,334
I've never sweat so
much in my entire life.
441
00:19:46,467 --> 00:19:47,801
Elaine, be honest with me.
442
00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:50,834
Did you let me stay last
night because you wanted to,
443
00:19:50,868 --> 00:19:52,767
or because you
felt sorry for me?
444
00:19:52,801 --> 00:19:55,601
Or did I just catch up
with the law of averages?
445
00:19:55,634 --> 00:19:59,434
Walter, I let you stay
because I care about you.
446
00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:00,501
Isn't that reason enough?
447
00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:01,634
Yeah.
448
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,868
Elaine,
I had a little time to think
449
00:20:03,901 --> 00:20:06,033
before you woke
up this morning...
450
00:20:06,067 --> 00:20:08,133
Seven, eight hours...
451
00:20:10,601 --> 00:20:12,300
I have a great idea.
452
00:20:12,334 --> 00:20:15,033
Why don't you and I agree
not to see anyone else.
453
00:20:15,067 --> 00:20:16,300
Walter...
454
00:20:16,334 --> 00:20:19,834
Okay, okay, I'll just agree
not to see anyone else,
455
00:20:19,868 --> 00:20:22,033
but when can I see you again?
456
00:20:22,067 --> 00:20:23,367
What do you mean?
457
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,834
Well, now that we've done this,
458
00:20:24,868 --> 00:20:26,834
I want to know
when I can see you
459
00:20:26,868 --> 00:20:27,934
and for how long,
460
00:20:27,968 --> 00:20:30,000
and can you write
this down for me?
461
00:20:30,033 --> 00:20:31,300
Walter, listen to me.
462
00:20:31,334 --> 00:20:32,734
This was just what
I was afraid of.
463
00:20:32,767 --> 00:20:34,734
I pushed too far, right?
464
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:35,400
Well...
465
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:36,868
All right, all right.
466
00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:38,376
Don't worry about that,
don't worry about that.
467
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,701
We don't have to go
steady or anything
468
00:20:40,734 --> 00:20:43,634
but I'd appreciate it if
you'd meet my parents.
469
00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:44,634
Walter...
470
00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:46,033
I can make a call now.
471
00:20:46,067 --> 00:20:48,234
There are flights
leaving all hours.
472
00:20:48,267 --> 00:20:50,534
Walter, you want to fly
your parents to New York
473
00:20:50,567 --> 00:20:51,877
because of what
we did last night?
474
00:20:51,901 --> 00:20:53,334
It's a shuttle.
475
00:20:53,367 --> 00:20:55,234
It'll be great.
476
00:20:55,267 --> 00:20:56,701
You'll bring the kids
477
00:20:56,734 --> 00:20:59,400
and we'll go and
see the nutcracker.
478
00:20:59,434 --> 00:21:00,734
Walter!
479
00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:01,834
I'm screwing up.
480
00:21:01,868 --> 00:21:03,400
I'm screwing up.
481
00:21:03,434 --> 00:21:04,734
Walter, now, stop.
482
00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:06,033
Just listen to me.
483
00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:07,334
It's too much.
484
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,000
You're scaring me.
485
00:21:09,033 --> 00:21:10,267
You're trying to chart
486
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:12,501
our entire relationship
in one morning.
487
00:21:12,534 --> 00:21:14,200
You're right.
488
00:21:14,234 --> 00:21:15,667
You're absolutely right.
489
00:21:15,701 --> 00:21:18,067
I tend to make too
much of these things.
490
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:20,801
Oh, forgive me, Elaine.
491
00:21:24,601 --> 00:21:28,200
It was a wonderful evening.
492
00:21:39,868 --> 00:21:42,934
Maybe we'll see
each other again.
493
00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:56,767
Good-bye, Elaine.
494
00:22:24,467 --> 00:22:28,300
Were you missing me at all,
because I was dying out there.
495
00:22:28,334 --> 00:22:32,033
You are such a lovely man.
496
00:22:32,067 --> 00:22:34,801
Hey, I want our
relationship to continue.
497
00:22:34,834 --> 00:22:36,934
Can't we just leave it at that?
498
00:22:36,968 --> 00:22:38,501
You're right.
You're absolutely right.
499
00:22:38,534 --> 00:22:40,367
We should just take it slow.
500
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,501
Take it as it comes.
501
00:22:42,534 --> 00:22:43,834
Right.
502
00:22:43,868 --> 00:22:45,200
Play it by ear.
503
00:22:45,234 --> 00:22:47,801
How about every Thursday night
for the next three months?
504
00:22:49,634 --> 00:22:51,133
Is 8:00 okay?
505
00:23:04,767 --> 00:23:06,701
See? I told you we'd make it.
506
00:23:06,734 --> 00:23:09,000
Hey, listen,
you've got 15 minutes
507
00:23:09,033 --> 00:23:10,901
before your plane takes off.
508
00:23:10,934 --> 00:23:12,334
Good.
509
00:23:12,367 --> 00:23:15,767
So, how'd it go with you
and Elaine last night?
510
00:23:15,801 --> 00:23:16,634
Fine.
511
00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:18,601
Oh, that's good.
512
00:23:18,634 --> 00:23:20,968
Yes, fine is very good.
513
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,267
You do anything out
of the ordinary?
514
00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:28,267
No. It was, I guess,
an ordinary evening for most people.
515
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:29,300
Now listen, Alex.
516
00:23:29,334 --> 00:23:30,734
I know you want to know
517
00:23:30,767 --> 00:23:33,534
what took place
between Elaine and me,
518
00:23:33,567 --> 00:23:37,234
but there are some things a
gentleman does not discuss.
519
00:23:37,267 --> 00:23:38,834
Oh, I understand, Walter.
520
00:23:38,868 --> 00:23:42,000
I'll probably see you next
time I'm back in town.
521
00:23:42,033 --> 00:23:43,734
Yeah, I'll see you, Walter.
522
00:23:43,767 --> 00:23:45,000
Oh, and Walter...
523
00:23:45,033 --> 00:23:46,133
Yeah?
524
00:23:46,167 --> 00:23:48,133
Congratulations.
525
00:23:48,167 --> 00:23:49,501
Thanks.
526
00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:26,334
Night, Mr. Walters.
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