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So, what are you and Suzanne
doing for Christmas, John?
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Oh, her parents
are having a party.
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How about you?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Last year,
I went to a sit-down dinner
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for 80 people.
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80 people. Wow!
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Yeah, they got this
really long counter
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at woolworth's.
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Merry Christmas, Elaine.
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Hey, how you doing, Elaine?
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Come on.
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I'll take three.
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What's the matter with Elaine?
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Oh, I think it has something
to do with her ex-husband
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picks up the girls this morning.
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This is the first Christmas
she's ever spent alone.
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Poor thing.
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What a bummer.
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I'd go crazy if I had to
spend Christmas alone.
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You are spending
Christmas alone.
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I am?
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Well, he gave us fair warning.
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$35?
You call this a day's booking?
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Sorry, Louie.
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What's the matter with her?
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You wouldn't understand, Louie.
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Some people just feel
sad at Christmas.
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Oh, yeah?
You think I don't know that?
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I got feelings.
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Really?
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My mother's that way.
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Cries every Christmas
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on account of my
little brother Nicky
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never comes to see her.
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I'll give you the same advice
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I give my mom when she cries.
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I say, "ma, shut up."
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I always knew you
could be tender.
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Yeah, only this year,
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I ain't going to have
any problems with ma
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because Nicky's
breaking with tradition.
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Oh, you mean your brother
is coming to town?
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Due in today.
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I'm expecting him any minute.
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I told you about him.
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Big-time poker player,
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lives in Las Vegas.
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Yeah, right.
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Always says he's too
busy to come east.
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Only this year he
was in Atlantic city
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to catch the action.
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I talked him into stopping
by for a few days.
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You know, every Christmas
Eve for the past six years
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ma stayed up all night crying.
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It was really hard on me.
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I'll bet.
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Yeah, I hated having to
put her out in the hall.
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Nick!
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Louie!
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You made it, Nick!
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My little brother.
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Hey, everybody,
this is my little brother, Nicky.
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Ooh,
I can't believe you're here.
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Come here.
I want to introduce you
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to some of my inferiors.
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Nah, we'll do that later.
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Six years I haven't seen you.
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Let me look at you.
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New coat, huh?
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Ma can't wait to see you.
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She couldn't talk
about anything else
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since she found out
you were coming.
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Right.
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Hey, is that a poker game?
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Relax. I already told
them you're a pro.
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Now, listen,
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the sleeping arrangements are
going to be a little tricky
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because, you see,
we only have two beds,
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but ma has trouble
sleeping anyway,
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so she can sit up and
you can have hers.
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Nicky, we're going to
have such a good time.
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Right, right, right.
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How about me sitting
in on a few hands, huh?
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Hey, Nick, Nicky,
don't you hear what I'm saying?
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Nicky, ma's been waiting
to see you for six years.
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So, she can wait a few minutes.
It won't hurt her.
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I ain't fooling with you this
time, Nicky.
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Get up there.
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Hey, Jeff, get a cab
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and take my brother
to see my mother.
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Come on, Louie. Don't push.
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I'm not pushing.
Now, get the hell out of here!
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I'm going, I'm going.
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Just don't lose all that
Christmas tip money.
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I want a crack at it.
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I know it's none of my
business, Louie, but, uh,
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your brother didn't seem so
anxious to visit your mother.
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I know.
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It worries me, Alex.
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He hurts her bad.
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Huh?
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He never shows her any affection
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or consideration.
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Like me, I'm always saying stuff
like, "how you doing, ma?"
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You know?
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She cooks something,
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and I don't like
the way it tastes,
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I never spit it out.
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I always tell her,
"take another crack at it."
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But listen,
I want to tell you something.
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This is just between you and me.
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The winters have been getting
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really hard on ma,
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and she freezes up on me,
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oh. You know?
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And she needs to go some place
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where it's warm so
she can thaw out.
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You know, like Las Vegas.
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Yeah.
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Now, here's Nick...
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He's got this beautiful
apartment out there.
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You think he ever asked her
once to come out and visit?
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No.
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Now, what I'm hoping is
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he's going to go home and
see how bad off she is
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and then get the idea
himself and ask her.
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That'd be swell,
but from what I saw,
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I wouldn't count on it, Louie.
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No, I'm not, I'm not.
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That's why I told ma, you
know, drop a few subtle hints.
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Now that'd be an idea.
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Yeah,
like I told her to tell him,
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"Nicky, I'd really love to
see your apartment in Vegas
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"before I die,
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because if I don't I'll put a
curse on you from my grave."
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Look at this.
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Come on, give him a
buck, everybody.
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Here's your cut, Mr. De palma.
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Thanks for letting
us work the garage.
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Okay, merry Christmas.
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All right, now keep practicing
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because I might have a new
year's Eve gig for you.
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Hey, I was just thinking.
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Why don't we have a
little Christmas party?
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Where?
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Right here in the garage.
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You know, why not?
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We never had one here before.
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How come?
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I don't know... tradition?
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Hey, wait a minute.
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That might not be
such a bad idea.
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Sure.
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I can make some egg nog.
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I'm not going to be able to cook
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but I could stop at a deli.
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That's fine, that's fine.
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I'll get some
Christmas decorations.
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Right.
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I'm sure even Louie will
give me a break on the choir.
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And you know what?
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I'm going to get
a Christmas tree
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so we can put all of
our gifts underneath it.
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I just hope you guys
like what I got you.
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What's wrong?
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You do exchange Christmas
gifts, don't you?
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We do now.
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Yeah, sure.
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Okay, well,
I'm going to make some phone calls
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and I'll set it up.
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Okay, everybody, okay.
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Come here round the table.
Let's go.
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Who's the cashier
around this joint, huh?
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Nick!
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What are you doing back here?
You're supposed to be seeing ma.
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I saw ma...
we had a little chat.
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You had a good idea me coming.
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I'm glad I did it.
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Hey, deal me in.
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Don't deal him in.
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You only been gone ten minutes.
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It takes ten minutes to
drive there and back.
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What'd you expect, me to spend all
afternoon with her? Deal me in.
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Don't deal him in.
I want to talk to you.
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I got a poker game to
play, Louie.
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I want to talk to you now.
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Get in the cage.
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Excuse us.
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Get in there.
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Watch my coat, huh?
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I'll watch the coat.
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Sit down.
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You're a rotten kid, Nick.
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Six years you're gone.
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You don't call, you don't write.
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Nothing.
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You come back for a
crummy five minutes.
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Ain't you got no
feelings for ma at all?
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Sunshine cab.
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Hey, crazy lady,
give me a break here.
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It's ma.
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I'm talking to him now.
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What?
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She says she asked you
about going to Vegas
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and you laughed in her face.
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I thought she was joking.
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What am I going to do
with ma in Las Vegas?
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Stop screaming, will you?!
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I can't talk to her
when she's like this.
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Ma, I can't talk to you
when you're like this.
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Alex, come in here
and talk to my mother.
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What, me?
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Come on, just take the phone.
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Hey, Louie, I don't know
what to say to your mother.
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You don't have to say
anything, just listen.
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Hello, Mrs. De palma?
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This is Alex rieger,
one of your son's employees.
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No, Mrs. De palma,
I don't know why people have children.
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Look, Nick, I've given you
your way for a long time.
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I've been with ma.
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I'm taking care of her.
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I never asked you for no help.
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Well, maybe I haven't said so,
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but I always thought
that was big of you.
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Nicky was a difficult
birth, huh?
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No, no, please.
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Mrs. De palma,
don't tell me all the medical details.
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I'm really not a medical
man, please.
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Look, you're taking ma
to Vegas and that's that.
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I told you, I can't.
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Give me one good reason.
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I don't want to.
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Nicky used to pull
the what off flies?
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All right,
this is your last chance.
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You either take ma
with you when you go,
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or you leave town an only child.
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I'm not your brother anymore.
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Okay, Louie.
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Have it your way.
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We're not brothers anymore.
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Hey, deal me in.
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You want to talk to Nicky?
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Nick.
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Louie, Louie, I'm sorry.
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Ma!
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Ma, you're going to
Vegas, I promise.
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I'm not lying.
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Have I lied to you yet?
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I mean this phone call.
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No, trust me, then.
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I swear you're going to Vegas.
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How you going to keep
a promise like that?
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I don't know,
Alex, but I got to.
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You hear the way she screeches?
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Sometimes when she's going real
good, dogs come from all over.
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I just have to
keep that promise.
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Thanks for coming, Alex.
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I knew I could count
on you if I called you.
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You're a real pal.
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Yeah.
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What are you having?
263
00:11:42,552 --> 00:11:43,885
Um, I'll have a beer.
264
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,520
Separate tabs.
265
00:11:47,523 --> 00:11:49,824
So, how's the party going?
266
00:11:49,859 --> 00:11:51,526
Oh, you'd hate it, Louie.
267
00:11:51,561 --> 00:11:53,043
There's joy everywhere.
268
00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:55,179
Nick still around?
269
00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:57,064
Yep, and winning big.
270
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:02,921
You know, I been doing
a lot of thinking, Alex,
271
00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:07,092
about ma, about me, about
Nick, about ma and me,
272
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:10,644
about Nick and me,
about Nick and ma.
273
00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:14,582
Thank goodness you don't
have a bigger family.
274
00:12:14,617 --> 00:12:16,184
You know,
Christmas has always been
275
00:12:16,219 --> 00:12:17,852
a stinking time of
the year for me.
276
00:12:17,888 --> 00:12:19,020
Oh, come on, Louie.
277
00:12:19,055 --> 00:12:20,088
Always!
278
00:12:20,123 --> 00:12:22,056
Do you know that
I played the elf
279
00:12:22,092 --> 00:12:24,358
in the Christmas
pageant every year
280
00:12:24,394 --> 00:12:26,027
till I left for the army?
281
00:12:26,062 --> 00:12:27,028
Yeah, I know.
282
00:12:27,063 --> 00:12:29,197
I never got to play the parts
283
00:12:29,232 --> 00:12:30,832
that I wanted to play...
284
00:12:30,867 --> 00:12:34,803
Angel, Shepherd, room clerk...
285
00:12:35,939 --> 00:12:38,572
The guy who said,
"no room at the inn."
286
00:12:38,608 --> 00:12:40,841
Oh, that room clerk.
287
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,144
Alex, Louie.
288
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,145
Hi, John.
289
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,180
Excuse me.
290
00:12:45,215 --> 00:12:46,292
Listen, I was just on my way
291
00:12:46,316 --> 00:12:48,316
to my in-laws'
house for the party
292
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,783
and I wanted to drop by
293
00:12:49,819 --> 00:12:51,819
and wish you a merry Christmas.
294
00:12:53,823 --> 00:12:55,573
Maybe this is the wrong time.
295
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,308
Huh? No, no, it's okay, John.
296
00:12:57,343 --> 00:12:59,677
Hey, how did you do
at the poker table?
297
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,178
Got cleaned out.
298
00:13:01,213 --> 00:13:03,058
Boy, that brother of yours
can really play poker.
299
00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:04,715
He's cleaning everybody.
300
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,600
Yeah, I'm glad I'm not playing.
301
00:13:06,636 --> 00:13:08,052
That does it.
302
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:10,655
It's bad enough he's ruining
Christmas for me and ma.
303
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,506
He's got to ruin it
for everybody else.
304
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:13,507
Yeah. Yeah.
305
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,209
I want to get even with him.
I would too.
306
00:13:15,244 --> 00:13:17,378
I want to hit him where
it hurts the most.
307
00:13:17,413 --> 00:13:19,147
And I want you to help me.
308
00:13:19,182 --> 00:13:19,880
Me?
309
00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:21,015
Yeah. You're the best
310
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,884
poker player in the
company, Alex.
311
00:13:22,919 --> 00:13:23,919
Well...
312
00:13:23,953 --> 00:13:25,219
I want you to challenge Nick
313
00:13:25,254 --> 00:13:26,587
and beat him at his own game.
314
00:13:26,622 --> 00:13:28,022
Hey, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
315
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,591
Now, Nick's a pro.
I can't beat him.
316
00:13:29,626 --> 00:13:31,492
Even if I could,
it would take a lot of money
317
00:13:31,528 --> 00:13:32,927
to bankroll a
challenge like that.
318
00:13:32,962 --> 00:13:34,795
I got the money.
319
00:13:34,831 --> 00:13:36,130
It's my life savings.
320
00:13:36,165 --> 00:13:38,466
I been socking away
money for years.
321
00:13:38,501 --> 00:13:40,134
I've always wanted to use it
322
00:13:40,169 --> 00:13:41,536
for something special...
323
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,405
A trip to Florida, a new car...
324
00:13:44,441 --> 00:13:46,574
Revenge!
325
00:13:46,610 --> 00:13:48,576
I want him wiped out, Alex
326
00:13:48,612 --> 00:13:53,848
crushed, destroyed,
humiliated...
327
00:13:53,883 --> 00:13:55,650
For ma.
328
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,457
Louie, what do you think?
329
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,893
About what?
330
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:23,961
Nick.
331
00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:26,697
Hey, Louie, I knew
332
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:29,500
you couldn't stay
mad at me forever.
333
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,467
Great party.
334
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:31,836
Great bunch of guys, too.
335
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,038
From now on,
I'm coming back more often.
336
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:35,023
That's a promise.
337
00:14:35,058 --> 00:14:36,674
Nick, Nick.
338
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,208
Alex, yo.
339
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,878
Alex wants to play
one on one with you.
340
00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:42,313
Oh, yeah?
341
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,349
Yeah.
342
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,082
Hey, Alex, hey, are you sure?
343
00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:46,684
I mean, like, he's really good.
344
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,219
I mean, he's really good,
345
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:49,587
you know what I mean?
346
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,033
Hey, what do you mean?
I mean, what's one on one?
347
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,907
Does that mean we
can't play anymore?
348
00:14:52,942 --> 00:14:54,659
It means that we've
lost enough already.
349
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,393
You lost enough... I haven't.
350
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,696
Hey, I'll cut you for 20.
351
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,397
20.
352
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:06,938
Ace.
353
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,338
Now I lost enough.
354
00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:10,775
Hey, could I have my shoes back?
355
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:16,164
Yeah, but you can only borrow
them till I'm done here.
356
00:15:18,634 --> 00:15:19,600
Okay, Alex.
357
00:15:19,635 --> 00:15:20,734
Oh yeah, right.
358
00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:23,037
You get him.
We're all behind you, all right?
359
00:15:23,072 --> 00:15:24,571
Don't worry about it.
360
00:15:24,607 --> 00:15:26,974
Okay, how much you playing with?
361
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:29,210
Alex isn't playing
with his money.
362
00:15:29,245 --> 00:15:31,612
He's playing with mine.
363
00:15:31,647 --> 00:15:34,598
You're bankrolling
him against me,
364
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:37,568
your own brother?
365
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:40,872
Jeez, Louie, I always knew you
resented me and all of that
366
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:44,408
but I never knew you had it in
you to do something like this.
367
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,443
You're all right.
368
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:49,880
Hey, John, I thought
369
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:51,366
you were going to your in-laws'.
370
00:15:51,401 --> 00:15:53,679
Oh, I am. I forgot and left
Suzanne's present in my locker.
371
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:55,069
How's the game going?
372
00:15:55,105 --> 00:15:57,038
They're just getting started.
373
00:15:57,073 --> 00:15:58,506
Okay, well, we'll see you all
374
00:15:58,541 --> 00:15:59,607
in a couple days.
375
00:15:59,642 --> 00:16:01,053
Merry Christmas again.
Merry Christmas.
376
00:16:01,077 --> 00:16:05,013
I'm just going to call Suzanne
and tell her I'm on my way.
377
00:16:06,082 --> 00:16:08,783
All right, let's get started.
378
00:16:08,818 --> 00:16:11,602
Only we're going to make
some new rules this time.
379
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,365
Hello, honey,
I'm just leaving the garage now,
380
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:17,057
so could you ask your folks
if they'd hold dinner for me?
381
00:16:17,093 --> 00:16:18,893
All right.
382
00:16:18,928 --> 00:16:21,595
No limit on the betting.
383
00:16:21,630 --> 00:16:24,799
Alex, here's $3,000.
384
00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:27,034
Maybe you better tell them
385
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,803
to start without me.
386
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:43,651
Well, honey,
387
00:16:43,686 --> 00:16:46,054
Alex just raised another 20...
388
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,755
Nick is smiling...
389
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,325
Nick calls...
390
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,364
Damn, Alex lost again.
391
00:16:56,399 --> 00:16:58,366
That's the third time in a row.
392
00:16:58,401 --> 00:17:00,668
Hey, Alex,
how much you lost now?
393
00:17:00,703 --> 00:17:02,670
None of your business, banta.
394
00:17:02,705 --> 00:17:04,322
About 1,100.
395
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,824
What are you... a computer?
396
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,009
You guys been at
this five hours now.
397
00:17:09,045 --> 00:17:10,545
Couldn't we take a break?
398
00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:11,813
They don't need a break.
399
00:17:11,848 --> 00:17:14,048
I've seen Alex play
ten, 12 hours in a row.
400
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:17,718
No, look, if Nick wants to take a
break, I'll take a break.
401
00:17:17,754 --> 00:17:19,786
I once played for
72 hours in a row.
402
00:17:22,559 --> 00:17:24,058
Let's play.
403
00:17:24,093 --> 00:17:25,359
Hey, 72 hours.
404
00:17:25,394 --> 00:17:28,830
That's like my fight
with rocky santocuore.
405
00:17:28,865 --> 00:17:32,132
Your fight with santocuore
lasted four minutes.
406
00:17:32,168 --> 00:17:34,985
I'm talking about my recovery.
407
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,158
I bet $500.
408
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:46,280
I like your style, kid.
409
00:17:48,418 --> 00:17:52,753
I'll see your five...
And raise five.
410
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,706
$1,500 in one pile.
411
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,141
I don't believe it.
412
00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,093
Hey, Alex, take it easy.
413
00:17:59,128 --> 00:18:02,446
I will see your five.
414
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:05,082
And I will raise you...
415
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,018
Five.
416
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,472
This is unbelievable.
417
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:12,707
$2,500.
418
00:18:12,742 --> 00:18:15,175
Alex, you better be sure.
419
00:18:15,211 --> 00:18:19,397
I mean,
you better be sure you're sure.
420
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,415
I'm going to find out.
421
00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:22,783
I'll see it...
422
00:18:25,221 --> 00:18:28,823
And raise you my last $300.
423
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,357
I'm all in.
424
00:18:36,165 --> 00:18:37,748
Louie, I can't cover that.
425
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,367
Alex, look into my eyes
426
00:18:39,402 --> 00:18:41,369
and tell me that you're sure
427
00:18:41,404 --> 00:18:42,570
about this hand.
428
00:18:42,605 --> 00:18:44,805
I mean, promise me you're sure.
429
00:18:44,841 --> 00:18:46,324
Say you're positive.
430
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:49,226
I'm reasonably sure.
431
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,964
I'll get more money.
432
00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:55,132
More money?
433
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,434
Where are you going
to get more money?
434
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,470
Hey, Louie, where you going?
435
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:00,785
What are you going in there for?
436
00:19:01,857 --> 00:19:03,657
You're going to bet
the company receipts?
437
00:19:03,692 --> 00:19:06,143
What the hell do you think
you been playing with?
438
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,346
You said it was your life
savings, Louie.
439
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,497
I lied... I do that sometimes.
440
00:19:10,532 --> 00:19:12,133
Louie, Louie
441
00:19:12,168 --> 00:19:14,151
Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie.
442
00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:16,754
What do you mean,
I'm playing with stolen money?
443
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,322
Yeah.
444
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,711
If you lose now,
you're in big trouble.
445
00:19:25,882 --> 00:19:27,248
All right.
446
00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:28,415
That's fine.
447
00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:31,585
Makes the game a lot
more interesting.
448
00:19:31,621 --> 00:19:35,856
He sees your bet,
and raises you...
449
00:19:35,891 --> 00:19:37,725
Another...
450
00:19:38,994 --> 00:19:40,194
$450.
451
00:19:41,964 --> 00:19:44,197
Louie, I told you I was all in.
452
00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:45,816
So fold.
453
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,718
You take a check?
454
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,553
Okay, you won't.
455
00:19:51,307 --> 00:19:53,908
Here, my airline ticket.
456
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,675
It's worth $150.
457
00:19:55,711 --> 00:19:59,713
What do you give me
for a $300 watch?
458
00:20:01,517 --> 00:20:02,883
$80.
459
00:20:02,919 --> 00:20:05,219
Great, I only paid $50 for it.
460
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:08,538
Yeah?
461
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:11,742
That's $80, and 150
462
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:12,910
is $230.
463
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,246
I give that guy
$20 for his shoes;
464
00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:16,713
That makes it $250.
465
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,448
I don't want his shoes.
466
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:19,649
I want my shoes.
467
00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:21,502
It's Christmas,
Louie, take his shoes.
468
00:20:21,537 --> 00:20:26,356
Okay,
but you're still $200 short.
469
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:27,575
Well, let me think.
470
00:20:27,610 --> 00:20:30,143
Let me do it for you.
471
00:20:30,179 --> 00:20:32,480
The way I figure it,
472
00:20:32,515 --> 00:20:37,551
three weeks for ma in
Vegas is worth $200.
473
00:20:37,587 --> 00:20:39,219
You want me to bet ma?
474
00:20:39,254 --> 00:20:42,823
You win? You're off the hook.
475
00:20:42,859 --> 00:20:45,860
You lose? You take her with you.
476
00:20:45,895 --> 00:20:47,828
You're betting on
our own mother.
477
00:20:47,864 --> 00:20:49,830
Right.
478
00:20:49,866 --> 00:20:52,967
$300, two weeks.
479
00:20:54,804 --> 00:20:56,620
That stinks.
480
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:59,589
Two weeks for $200.
481
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,926
$100 a week.
482
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,360
All right.
483
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,012
I raise a week.
484
00:21:05,047 --> 00:21:06,647
I don't believe this.
485
00:21:08,284 --> 00:21:09,950
Okay.
486
00:21:09,985 --> 00:21:13,887
We see your week
487
00:21:13,923 --> 00:21:17,274
and raise you another $200.
488
00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:18,341
Are you crazy?
489
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,811
I can't take her for five weeks.
490
00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:25,916
100 is for hugs and kisses
every day she's there.
491
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:31,288
$50, you take her out to dinner
twice a week to some place fancy,
492
00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:32,956
not no taco palace.
493
00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:34,190
And the last $50
494
00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:36,460
you take her to one of those
495
00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:39,630
splashy floor shows
they got out there.
496
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,431
Is anybody keeping
this straight?
497
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,134
Yeah, I got it.
498
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:46,036
It's $4,350,
three weeks in Vegas
499
00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:48,239
six meals, one floor show,
500
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:49,974
one plane ticket, one watch
501
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,242
and a pair of shoes.
502
00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:53,477
Oh, yeah,
and the hugs and kisses.
503
00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:54,879
You get all that?
504
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:57,514
Hmm?
505
00:21:57,549 --> 00:21:59,283
I call.
506
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,301
What do you got?
507
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:03,854
Aces and Jacks.
508
00:22:11,948 --> 00:22:13,998
Three sixes, you lose.
509
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:15,265
I lose?
510
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:16,466
You lose!
511
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:20,370
I'll have ma packed
and waiting for you.
512
00:23:11,273 --> 00:23:12,773
Oh, thank you.
513
00:23:18,614 --> 00:23:20,380
Hey, Louie.
514
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,798
Merry Christmas, Mr. Walters.
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