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Let's go, rieger.
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Heave the old tush this way.
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Where's your friend burns?
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John? Out somewhere. I don't know.
Why? Is it important?
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I want to give him a kiss.
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Oh.
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I got a driver
waiting for his cab
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who makes us a profit.
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Would you give him a
break, Louie?
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The guy just got married.
They're both in school.
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They need all the
money they can get.
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That's not for me to know.
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All right.
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A good dispatcher has got to be
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impersonal, separate, aloof.
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That's why you notice I never
fraternize with you drivers.
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I thought that was our choice.
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Just don't tell me
about the newlyweds
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and their hard times.
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I don't want to hear.
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I don't want to know.
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I don't give a damn.
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Just one thing bothers me.
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What's that?
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Why hasn't the young couple
invited me to dinner?
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After all you've done for them.
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Okay, Latka, now try this one.
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Are you hungry?
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Oh, polishing up for tonight's
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dinner conversation, huh, Latka?
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Yes.
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I am so hungry I
could eat a dog.
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Not quite, huh, Latka?
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No, Latka,
it's not "I could eat a dog."
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It's "I could eat a horse."
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Eat horse?
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Echhh!
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You'd rather eat a dog?
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Okay, Latka, come on.
Back to work.
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Now, let's say you walk
in, okay?
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You walk in,
and you look around,
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and you say...
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Please pass the salt.
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No, Latka. You look around,
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and you say, "my,
what a lovely apartment."
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My, what a lovely apartment.
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Please pass the salt.
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No. Soon. Soon.
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He likes salt.
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Okay, now,
let's say that you walk in,
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and they put you at the
table, right?
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And they give you some food,
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and they say, "are you hungry?"
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And you say,
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"I'm so hungry I could eat a..."
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Cow.
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No.
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Uh... bear?
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No.
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Please pass the salt.
Pass the salt.
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I was waiting for that.
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Hi, fellas.
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Hi, John. Hi, John.
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Guys, you ready for tonight?
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Oh, are we ever.
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You hungry, Latka?
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I'm so hungry I
could eat a horse.
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Echhh!
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Burns.
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Uh-oh.
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Get over here.
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Here you go.
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Burns,
I got a pencil in my hand,
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and I'm writing down the words,
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"dinner... with... burns."
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Now, all I have to
write down is when.
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Oh, well, Louie,
you see, right now...
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When?
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Look, Louie, this isn't right.
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I mean, down here you're my
boss, and I do what you say.
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But who I have in my
home is my own business,
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and I won't be
pressured about it.
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All right.
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All right.
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I wasn't going to
come, you know.
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All I wanted was an invitation.
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All you had to say
was, "Louie, come."
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And I would say,
"thanks, but no,
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because I make it a policy never
to fraternize with the help."
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But no! You couldn't even
do me that little courtesy.
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You hurt me, burns.
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Uh... Louie...
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Would you come to dinner
with Elaine next week?
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I'd be delighted.
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It's 8:00 P.M.?
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John, would you taste this?
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Oh, sure.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh!
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I burned my tongue.
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Let me kiss it and
make it better.
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Mmm...
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Gee, I can hardly wait
for my first sunburn.
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There they are.
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Okay.
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Uh... okay.
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Welcome.
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Hi. Hi. Hi.
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Hi, Latka.
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Hi.
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My, what a lovely apartment.
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Oh, thanks, Latka.
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Oh, these are for you.
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Oh, thanks.
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I think I've got a vase.
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Want wine?
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I make myself.
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Thanks, Latka.
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Hey, look, honey, homemade wine.
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Oh, great. Is it red or white?
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Brown!
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I'll open it.
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Dinner is almost ready.
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Are you guys hungry?
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Are you kidding?
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I could eat a horse.
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What's wrong?
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I think I stole his line.
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I'm sorry, Latka.
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I said I'm sorry, Latka.
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Okeydoke.
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I'll pour us four glasses
of Latka's wonderful, uh...
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Different, huh?
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I made with...
I made with honey.
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Oh, really?
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How unusual.
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Yeah, it goes equally as well
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with fish or meat or... waffles.
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Oh, uh, does anyone know
a really long toast?
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Vootka!
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That's it, huh?
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Well, good luck.
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Hey, that's not bad.
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Good, Latka.
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You know, I sort of like it.
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More?
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No. That's enough. Thank you.
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Honey, you serve this.
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I'll get that.
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Start without me.
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Gentlemen, dinner is served.
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Oh, thank you.
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Could you please pass the salt?
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Thank you.
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I'm sorry.
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I swear it will
never happen again.
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Never.
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Mmm!
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You must give me your recipe,
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my dear.
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It's just a salad, Latka.
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You must give me recipe.
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I think you'd better.
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Lettuce and tomato.
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Thank you very much.
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Daddy says hello.
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Oh. Anything new?
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No.
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Suzanne's parents
have just been great.
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Do you know
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they pay our rent?
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Oh, was that a secret?
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Something wrong, Suzanne?
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No! No, it's nothing.
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Will you stop, Suzanne?
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Come on. What is it?
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Later, okay?
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Fine.
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Boy, I sure love
these little tomatoes.
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I used to hate the little guys,
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but then, one day,
boom, I love them.
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Just like that.
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I still hate big tomatoes.
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Look,
I'm all out of tomato banter.
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Can we try something else?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I got some upsetting news.
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If you want us to
leave, it's okay.
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No, no, Alex.
We wouldn't think of it.
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Honey, this is Alex.
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We have nothing to
hide from him...
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Or Latka.
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Come on, honey.
You'll feel better.
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All right.
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Well, my folks just bought
a condominium in Florida.
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Oh, honey, that's okay.
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That's not it.
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They're moving in two weeks.
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Oh, honey, that's okay.
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That's not it either!
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They won't be paying
our rent anymore.
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Suzanne,
what are we going to do?
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I don't know.
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Gee whiz, Suzanne
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why did you have
to tell us now for?
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John, you told me to!
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Yeah, but you knew what it was.
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You like cauliflower?
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I always hated cauliflower.
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There. You see what you did?
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He's gone back to vegetables.
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Listen, I know this is
serious, but...
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No, Alex. You don't understand.
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We're wiped out.
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We counted on her
parents' money to get by.
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We're down to the bone as it is.
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And now,
with this drop in our income,
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I don't know how we're
going to make it.
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Suzanne might have
to quit school...
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Why don't you quit school?
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Why should I quit school?
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Me?!
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Yes, you!
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I'm not saying you should
be the one to quit school.
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Oh, yeah? I'm just saying
it's an open question.
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Yeah. We both have
plans for our careers.
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I want to be a nurse,
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and you want to be a...
forest ranger.
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Forestry! It's called forestry!
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I'll get a degree
just like a nurse,
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and then I'll go to graduate
school, and then...
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Then you'll go out and
save Bambi's mother.
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Boy, you make me mad!
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You make me want to, uh...
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Melmac. You see that?
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Ever since I married
you, I'm too poor
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to even get mad good.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me, too.
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I'm sorry about this, Alex,
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but I just got to
get out of here
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and take a walk.
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Come on, Latka.
I think we'd better go.
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Eh, wait... wait a minute.
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Yes?
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Let's do this again sometime.
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Hey, Alex, what's going on?
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Oh, money trouble.
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A little short, huh?
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No, a little long.
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You wouldn't think
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that having too much money
would be a problem, would you?
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No.
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Well, it is. A big one.
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How do you get it?
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Get what?
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Alex has too much money.
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Aw...
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No, no. That's not
what I'm talking about.
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Why don't you tell us about
it, Alex.
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It's not really my problem.
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A couple of friends of
mine have money troubles
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and, well,
I think I can help them.
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I just don't know whether
I should help them.
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Do we know them?
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Well, what's the difference?
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Well, if we know them,
we can all help out.
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How much do they need?
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$2,500.
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I don't think we know them.
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Hey...
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Hi.
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Oh, John.
272
00:12:22,901 --> 00:12:24,667
You don't look so good.
273
00:12:24,734 --> 00:12:27,334
Well, I've been driving
16 hours straight,
274
00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,467
I've got impossible problems,
and my marriage is over.
275
00:12:30,534 --> 00:12:34,167
Well, in that case,
you don't look so bad.
276
00:12:34,234 --> 00:12:35,601
John, don't talk that way.
277
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,434
You just had a
little disagreement
278
00:12:37,501 --> 00:12:38,801
with Suzanne, that's all.
279
00:12:38,868 --> 00:12:40,300
No. It's more than that.
280
00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:41,634
I mean it.
281
00:12:41,701 --> 00:12:43,133
After you left,
282
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,634
we cleared the table in silence.
283
00:12:45,701 --> 00:12:48,467
In silence, we made the bed.
284
00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:52,868
And then, in silence,
we went straight to sleep.
285
00:12:52,934 --> 00:12:55,434
Sounds like a nice,
quiet evening.
286
00:12:55,501 --> 00:12:56,934
Straight to sleep.
287
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,434
Do you hear what I'm
saying, Alex?
288
00:12:59,501 --> 00:13:02,133
For the first time
in our married life
289
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,167
Suzanne and I went
straight to sleep.
290
00:13:05,234 --> 00:13:08,734
Yeah, well,
some people like the mornings.
291
00:13:08,801 --> 00:13:12,200
This morning we went
straight to work.
292
00:13:12,267 --> 00:13:15,334
John, are you sure you
want to talk about this
293
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,334
because I for one,
can live without it.
294
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,334
Straight to sleep,
after one month of marriage.
295
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,667
I didn't figure
that would happen
296
00:13:22,734 --> 00:13:24,601
for ten or 20 years.
297
00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:28,434
Well, John, sometimes people
just aren't in the mood.
298
00:13:28,501 --> 00:13:30,934
Look,
we were always in the mood.
299
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,434
Maybe some couples don't...
every night,
300
00:13:33,501 --> 00:13:34,934
but we did,
301
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,934
and it meant something
very special to us
302
00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:40,968
and, last night,
when we didn't...
303
00:13:41,033 --> 00:13:42,968
I really missed it.
304
00:13:44,467 --> 00:13:47,400
John, you know,
maybe I'm not the one to give advice.
305
00:13:47,467 --> 00:13:50,767
I mean, my marriage didn't
last that long itself,
306
00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:52,634
but one thing I'm
really sure about.
307
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:55,267
There's two words that can
fix just about anything
308
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,734
that goes wrong in a marriage...
309
00:13:57,801 --> 00:13:58,734
"I'm sorry."
310
00:13:58,801 --> 00:14:01,167
"I'm sorry."
311
00:14:01,234 --> 00:14:03,100
I thought of that myself.
312
00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:05,567
I'm going to go home right now.
313
00:14:05,634 --> 00:14:07,100
Thanks a lot, Elaine.
314
00:14:08,367 --> 00:14:09,634
I'm proud of you.
315
00:14:09,701 --> 00:14:10,934
Just say the words.
316
00:14:11,033 --> 00:14:12,234
Be nice.
317
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:15,200
Just one thing.
How do I get her to say it?
318
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,334
Suzanne, I'm sorry.
319
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,734
I'm sorry.
320
00:14:30,801 --> 00:14:31,901
I'm so sorry.
321
00:14:31,968 --> 00:14:33,334
Oh, I'm sorry. Too.
322
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,167
Oh.
323
00:14:39,534 --> 00:14:41,467
Let's not fight anymore.
324
00:14:41,534 --> 00:14:43,534
We're so silly.
325
00:14:43,601 --> 00:14:45,534
I know.
326
00:14:45,601 --> 00:14:47,033
But now it's all behind us.
327
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,400
Right.
328
00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:49,467
Right.
329
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,701
Except for one thing.
330
00:14:54,767 --> 00:14:56,200
Oh? What's that?
331
00:14:56,267 --> 00:14:58,200
Well, we're still too poor
332
00:14:58,267 --> 00:15:00,834
for both of us to go to school.
333
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,100
Yeah.
334
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,534
Look, Suzanne,
335
00:15:03,601 --> 00:15:05,534
I have an idea.
336
00:15:05,601 --> 00:15:08,434
Now, this may sound crazy...
337
00:15:08,501 --> 00:15:12,901
But, but, but let's not
think about school, okay?
338
00:15:12,968 --> 00:15:15,567
We'll think about something
entirely different...
339
00:15:15,634 --> 00:15:17,067
Something else...
340
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,667
And then maybe,
when we're involved
341
00:15:19,734 --> 00:15:21,968
in an entirely different matter,
342
00:15:22,033 --> 00:15:25,968
just maybe the answer will
pop right into our heads.
343
00:15:26,033 --> 00:15:26,968
A very interesting theory, John.
344
00:15:27,033 --> 00:15:28,901
What did you have in mind?
345
00:15:28,968 --> 00:15:31,067
Well, I was thinking
maybe we could go jogging,
346
00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:32,501
or we could go in the bathroom
347
00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:34,400
and scrape those
daisies off the bathtub.
348
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,067
I hate jogging,
and I like the daisies.
349
00:15:37,133 --> 00:15:38,133
All right.
350
00:15:39,133 --> 00:15:40,234
What? Hello.
351
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:41,567
It's me. Alex.
352
00:15:41,634 --> 00:15:42,567
Ya!
353
00:15:42,634 --> 00:15:44,834
Uh, just a minute.
354
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,400
It's stuck.
355
00:16:02,834 --> 00:16:04,100
Are you okay?
356
00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:05,601
All right? All right?
357
00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:06,934
Yeah.
358
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,434
Hi.
359
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,000
Hi.
360
00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:16,767
Alex. What a surprise.
361
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:18,267
Hey, listen. I can come back.
362
00:16:18,334 --> 00:16:19,767
Oh, no, no.
363
00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:22,267
Whatever it is,
let's get it over with.
364
00:16:22,334 --> 00:16:23,601
Please, sit down.
365
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:25,634
Okay.
366
00:16:25,701 --> 00:16:27,701
Thanks.
367
00:16:29,033 --> 00:16:32,601
Gee,
I always wanted one of those.
368
00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:35,000
A couch that converts
to a high chair.
369
00:16:35,067 --> 00:16:36,501
Listen, the reason I came over
370
00:16:36,567 --> 00:16:39,934
is I was thinking of loaning
you the money you need.
371
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,367
Oh, Alex...
372
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,868
No, no, please. Let me finish.
373
00:16:42,934 --> 00:16:44,234
I'm really not sure
374
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:46,434
that loaning you the
money is such a good idea
375
00:16:46,501 --> 00:16:47,944
because, see,
I've loaned money to friends
376
00:16:47,968 --> 00:16:49,400
a few times in my life.
377
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,234
It's not only getting
the money back,
378
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,234
although that's a
very important factor.
379
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:54,601
It's just a question
380
00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:56,467
of how it affects the
relationship between...
381
00:16:56,534 --> 00:16:57,801
Did I mention that getting
382
00:16:57,868 --> 00:16:59,434
the money back is important?
383
00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:00,300
I covered that, huh?
384
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,467
You sure? Oh, yes, yes.
385
00:17:02,534 --> 00:17:03,968
Okay. It's just that...
386
00:17:04,033 --> 00:17:07,234
Well, you end up by losing
friends a lot of the time,
387
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:09,567
and I don't know what I would do
388
00:17:09,634 --> 00:17:12,067
without those warm evenings
as your dinner guest
389
00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:13,467
and, uh...
390
00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:15,434
You get
391
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:16,667
what I'm saying?
392
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:20,976
I'm saying,
do you want it in cash or a check?
393
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,234
Oh... Alex, I really love you
394
00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:24,734
for making that offer.
395
00:17:24,801 --> 00:17:26,901
Yeah, yeah.
So how do you want to work this?
396
00:17:26,968 --> 00:17:28,067
I can't, Alex.
397
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:29,968
I mean,
it's terrific of you to offer,
398
00:17:30,033 --> 00:17:33,334
but there's no way I can take
that kind of money from you.
399
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,334
You sure?
400
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,400
I'm sure.
401
00:17:38,834 --> 00:17:42,434
Uh, don't you think we
should discuss this, John?
402
00:17:42,501 --> 00:17:43,968
Huh? Huh?
403
00:17:44,033 --> 00:17:46,434
Oh, yeah. Why don't you
talk it over with Suzanne
404
00:17:46,501 --> 00:17:48,801
for a second and...
While I go to the bathroom?
405
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,167
Alex, there's no need for you
406
00:17:50,234 --> 00:17:52,167
to go to the bathroom.
I know how I feel.
407
00:17:52,234 --> 00:17:54,234
Yes, there is.
I know how I feel.
408
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,534
Are you upset?
409
00:18:01,601 --> 00:18:03,467
Oh, just about little stuff.
410
00:18:03,534 --> 00:18:05,501
I didn't know he was coming.
411
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:07,801
There are no towels
in the bathroom.
412
00:18:07,868 --> 00:18:09,343
And, besides that,
I cannot figure out
413
00:18:09,367 --> 00:18:12,300
why it's okay to take
money from my folks
414
00:18:12,367 --> 00:18:13,901
but not your friends
415
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,801
when it comes to something as
important as our education.
416
00:18:16,868 --> 00:18:18,133
You're absolutely right.
417
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,434
It wasn't okay, either,
418
00:18:19,501 --> 00:18:21,067
to take money from your folks,
419
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,300
and I knew that whenever
they called us up
420
00:18:23,367 --> 00:18:25,667
and told us that they
were moving to Florida
421
00:18:25,734 --> 00:18:27,534
and couldn't pay
our rent anymore.
422
00:18:27,601 --> 00:18:28,868
I mean, here they were,
423
00:18:28,934 --> 00:18:31,133
calling up with great news.
424
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,634
Instead of us being
excited for them,
425
00:18:33,701 --> 00:18:35,234
we were miserable for us.
426
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,968
Right away,
I was a different person.
427
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,501
I resented your folks.
428
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:40,234
I resented you.
429
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,067
I resented Florida.
430
00:18:42,133 --> 00:18:45,801
I just can't take
that money from Alex.
431
00:18:48,801 --> 00:18:50,734
Look,
432
00:18:50,801 --> 00:18:53,734
I love going to bed every night
433
00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:55,734
being real proud of myself.
434
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,234
I'm working hard.
435
00:18:57,300 --> 00:19:00,234
I've got a beautiful
girl beside me.
436
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:02,033
We're starting out great.
437
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,767
I wouldn't feel great
going to bed every night
438
00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:08,767
wondering how much I owed Alex,
439
00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:10,767
or whether I should
even have taken it
440
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:12,534
from him in the first place.
441
00:19:12,601 --> 00:19:15,667
Is it so terrible to say
that I want peace of mind?
442
00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:21,100
So that's what
that silly smile is
443
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:23,334
on your face every night.
444
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,634
That's peace of mind.
445
00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:30,634
You bet.
446
00:19:30,701 --> 00:19:33,701
I sure would miss that smile.
447
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:38,901
What's the answer then?
448
00:19:38,968 --> 00:19:40,300
The only alternative
449
00:19:40,367 --> 00:19:42,467
is that one of us leave school.
450
00:19:42,534 --> 00:19:45,467
Well, then,
maybe one of us should leave school.
451
00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:47,968
Which one?
452
00:19:48,033 --> 00:19:53,767
Well, I guess the only
fair way to settle this
453
00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:55,367
is to flip a coin.
454
00:19:55,434 --> 00:19:58,434
It seems crazy to have our lives
455
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:01,434
running on one flip of a coin.
456
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,701
Okay.
457
00:20:02,767 --> 00:20:03,934
Heads or tails?
458
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,033
I don't believe
we're doing this.
459
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,100
Tails.
460
00:20:08,601 --> 00:20:09,601
Okay.
461
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,934
Tails... I drop out of school.
462
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,767
Heads... you drop out of school.
463
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:16,267
Right.
464
00:20:19,934 --> 00:20:21,501
Good luck.
465
00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:23,501
You, too.
466
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,400
Here goes.
467
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,534
It's heads.
468
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,834
Oh.
469
00:20:42,901 --> 00:20:47,133
Well, I guess that's that, then.
470
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,734
I'll quit at the end
of this semester.
471
00:20:58,734 --> 00:21:00,067
Oh, Suzanne!
472
00:21:03,133 --> 00:21:04,567
Oh, John, it's okay.
473
00:21:04,634 --> 00:21:07,567
I'll just be a nurse
a little later,
474
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:08,634
that's all.
475
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,133
You don't understand.
476
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,133
I lied.
477
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,133
It was tails.
478
00:21:15,634 --> 00:21:18,567
I just want to go
to school so bad!
479
00:21:18,634 --> 00:21:21,567
Look, I'll go nuts
if I'm a cab driver
480
00:21:21,634 --> 00:21:23,033
the rest of my life.
481
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:24,467
Please, let me go to school.
482
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:26,310
No. I can't ask that.
What am I turning into here?
483
00:21:26,334 --> 00:21:29,267
No, you go to school,
and that's it!
484
00:21:29,334 --> 00:21:31,267
And I'll go to school.
485
00:21:31,334 --> 00:21:33,901
We'll take the money from Alex.
486
00:21:33,968 --> 00:21:35,834
It will be okay.
487
00:21:35,901 --> 00:21:38,334
We'll pay him back.
488
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,400
All right.
489
00:21:39,434 --> 00:21:43,334
It doesn't feel quite that bad.
490
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,267
Alex!
491
00:21:45,334 --> 00:21:46,267
Yeah?
492
00:21:46,334 --> 00:21:47,334
Alex, uh...
493
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,567
We talked it over.
494
00:21:49,634 --> 00:21:51,801
Yeah, I know.
495
00:21:51,868 --> 00:21:53,033
I know.
496
00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:54,667
And we feel that borrowing money
497
00:21:54,734 --> 00:21:56,200
can really hurt a friendship.
498
00:21:56,267 --> 00:21:57,868
I know. I know.
499
00:21:57,934 --> 00:22:00,801
But, Alex,
we decided that our friendship
500
00:22:00,868 --> 00:22:02,167
can stand the strain,
501
00:22:02,234 --> 00:22:05,467
and we'll borrow as much
money as you've got.
502
00:22:10,367 --> 00:22:11,434
Great.
503
00:22:11,501 --> 00:22:13,801
Oh,
what would we do without you?
504
00:22:13,868 --> 00:22:17,434
Just another day in the
life of Alex rieger,
505
00:22:17,501 --> 00:22:19,601
super jerk.
506
00:22:28,868 --> 00:22:30,801
Oh, nardo.
507
00:22:30,868 --> 00:22:35,267
Getting excited about next
Tuesday, hmm?
508
00:22:35,334 --> 00:22:36,834
What's next Tuesday?
509
00:22:36,901 --> 00:22:38,868
Ooh, ain't you the cool one.
510
00:22:38,934 --> 00:22:41,868
Next Tuesday,
as if you didn't know,
511
00:22:41,934 --> 00:22:46,367
is when you and me are
going to John's to dinner...
512
00:22:46,434 --> 00:22:47,834
Our big date.
513
00:22:47,901 --> 00:22:50,634
Well, it's not a date, Louie.
514
00:22:50,701 --> 00:22:53,634
Boy, we're going to have
tongues wagging that night.
515
00:22:53,701 --> 00:22:54,501
Huh, toots?
516
00:22:54,567 --> 00:22:55,934
Just give me the receipt.
517
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,067
Louie,
you and I are separately invited
518
00:22:58,133 --> 00:22:59,200
to the same place.
519
00:22:59,267 --> 00:23:00,834
It's a coincidence, that's all.
520
00:23:00,901 --> 00:23:02,300
You say coincidence.
521
00:23:02,367 --> 00:23:04,467
I say destiny.
522
00:23:04,534 --> 00:23:07,901
And dinner's just
a foot in the door.
523
00:23:07,968 --> 00:23:09,501
After that...
524
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,367
It's a couple of
late-night drinks,
525
00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:20,567
a little disco dancing,
and then magic time.
526
00:23:20,634 --> 00:23:23,234
Louie, I want you to
listen very carefully
527
00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:24,701
to what I have to say.
528
00:23:24,767 --> 00:23:26,200
No.
529
00:23:26,267 --> 00:23:30,033
Okay, if you don't want to
ride a rocket to the stars,
530
00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:31,534
that's your business.
531
00:23:31,601 --> 00:23:33,501
Thanks.
532
00:23:33,567 --> 00:23:38,701
Of course,
if I want to tell everyone you did,
533
00:23:38,767 --> 00:23:42,033
that's my business.
534
00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:45,534
Okay, and if I want to
tell everyone you couldn't,
535
00:23:45,601 --> 00:23:47,400
that's my business.
536
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,467
Here's your receipt.
537
00:23:56,534 --> 00:23:58,534
Get out of here.
538
00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:30,634
Night, Mr. Walters.
539
00:24:30,701 --> 00:24:31,767
Mmm.
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