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Like I do in my living room.
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Oh.
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Hey, Louie.
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What table you sitting at?
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This one.
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Thanks for the tip.
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John,
you got change for a dollar?
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Sure.
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You gave me a dollar ten.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Too late.
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Oh, well.
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- Oh, no.
- Louie's going to play
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his favorite song.
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Oh, no.
Every time he's in a bar.
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Yeah. "The green berets."
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Yeah.
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♪ Feelings
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♪ whoa, whoa, whoa, feelings
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why is he playing that song?
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It's different.
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It's not any better,
but it's different.
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...
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He's giving me a feeling.
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♪ Feelings
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♪ whoa, whoa, whoa, feelings
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♪ whoa, whoa, whoa...
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♪ whoa, whoa, whoa...
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Hi.
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How you doing?
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Terrific. Hey, you look great.
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Thanks.
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How's it going, Alex?
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Oh, fine, just fine.
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Okay. I'll have a white wine.
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Beer.
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Beer. And a bourbon and water.
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Beer, please.
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Okay.
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With a twist.
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Gee, I'm sorry.
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We're out of that.
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Thank you very much.
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Well, there's a man who
knows what he likes.
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Yeah.
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♪ Feelings
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♪ whoa, whoa, whoa...
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You know,
it would be nice if one of you guys
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went over there and got
him out of his misery.
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You okay, Alex?
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Excuse me. I'll go with you.
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No,
I'm going to talk to Beverly.
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- Good luck.
- Thanks.
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Hey, uh, Beverly...
Listen, I got some bad news.
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I went to the doctor.
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He told me I only
had 40 years to live.
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I don't know what to
do with all that time,
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so would you go out
with me Saturday night?
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Thanks, anyway, but I can't.
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It's because I was kidding
around, huh?
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I have this terrible habit...
I like to make girls laugh.
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Kitchy-kitchy...
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There, I did it again.
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No, look,
I really want to take you out.
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What night are you free?
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I'm sorry, Alex. I can't.
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Why not?
Because I make it a rule
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not to go out with cab drivers.
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Well, that's a stupid rule.
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Well, it's very important to me
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to keep my personal life
private, you know?
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And this is a cabbie's hangout.
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I mean, if I was a
secretary on wall street,
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I wouldn't go out
with the stockbrokers.
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If I was in a factory,
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I wouldn't go out
with factory workers.
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If I was a nurse in a hospital,
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I wouldn't go out
with the sick people.
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No. You mean you wouldn't
go out with doctors.
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Hey, I have my rules,
but I'm not crazy.
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♪ Feelings
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♪ whoa, whoa, whoa, feelings ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, fee... ♪
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Hey, who killed the music?
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You did.
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Alex, I need...
I need that song.
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I'm real down.
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I need that song real bad.
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Louie, I'll give you a buck,
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you don't play that song again.
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Okay.
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Aw, you're better
off without her.
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Uh-uh. Try again.
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Can I sit down?
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No.
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It's been a rough night.
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All right, all right.
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As long as
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you're not obnoxious.
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So what are you losers up to?
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That was obnoxious?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Okay, okay.
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I apologize.
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Whoo! Whoo!
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You bet, whoo.
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That's the first time
I ever apologized.
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But I did it because
there's something
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I really have to say.
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What's wrong?
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I got a letter
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inviting me to my 20th
high school reunion
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next Saturday...
And I'm not going.
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So what? I don't go to
my high school reunions.
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Who wants to sit around
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and watch a bunch of guys
sucking in their stomachs?
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What good would that do?
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No, you don't understand.
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I'd really like to go.
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You see, everything was really
tough for me in high school.
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Everybody was crummy
to me all the time.
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The only thing
that kept me going
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was these two promises
I made to myself.
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One was I would get
Sheila Martin to like me.
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And, two, that I'd get
even with everybody else.
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Gee, you really had it
that tough in high school?
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Oh, look, it's nothing personal,
but I put in 12 hours today...
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Everybody used to pick on me.
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I don't mean just as I
passed them in the halls.
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I mean, they used to
line up and take turns.
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I used to just
stand there and wait
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for the last guy
to take his shot.
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Yeah, we get the idea, Louie.
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Yeah, and that's only
the top of the iceberg.
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I got stories that will
tear your hearts out.
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Like what?
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Did I offend you in any
way, Elaine?
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No. I just want to
hear what happened.
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He's never opened up
to us like this before.
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And the world has
never come to an end,
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but that doesn't mean we
root for it to happen.
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Another beer, please.
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Make it two.
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There was this guy,
Stanley tarsus.
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He was a really
nasty, rotten person.
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You know the type?
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Yeah.
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He used to play this one
trick on me all the time
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just to show that I would fall
for it every time he did it.
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What did he do?
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Alex, you got something
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on your shirt.
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That!
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Rotten person... Stanley tarsus.
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That ain't such a bad story.
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There was this guy in my high
school, Lou vanelli...
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He used to tear
your chest hair out
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with his bare hands.
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Gee, I miss those days.
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Okay, get ready to
sob your spleens out.
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I went to my high school
senior prom alone.
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The theme was "April love."
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April love?
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Is for the very young.
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The only reason
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I went to the prom
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was because,
even though she was with another guy,
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I just wanted to see what Sheila
looked like on prom night.
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That's how hooked I was on her.
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So I walk in,
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I say hello to a few people...
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"hello, hello, hello."
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I tell them my date was delayed.
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She couldn't make it
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until after her Broadway
show's curtain came down.
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I had to make up
stories like that.
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Aw, Louie.
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If you're trying to
make me feel better
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how about being a little bolder?
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Stop it.
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So what happened then?
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I kept on looking for Sheila
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and this guy comes up to me...
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Stanley tarsus,
you remember him?
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Yeah. The nose guy.
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Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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He comes up to me, and he says,
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"hey, Louie,
how'd you like to sit at a table
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with us and Sheila?"
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I smiled at him.
I didn't want nothing
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but to just sit where
I could look at her.
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So I walked through
this crowded gymnasium
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and I see Sheila.
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She looked so beautiful.
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She looked just
like a beautician.
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Wow!
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And I could see she
was smiling big.
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And everybody
said, "hey, Louie",
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come on over and
sit next to Sheila."
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And I figured,
"boy, I lucked out."
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And I moved over
to the other side,
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and I saw they had
a high chair there.
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Aw.
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Well, what did you do, Louie?
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Man, what did you do?
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I says to them,
"okay, you did it.
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"You got me good.
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Enjoy yourselves."
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They sure took my advice.
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They were still
laughing when I left.
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And I went home,
and I swore to myself then
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that one day I'd come
back a big shot...
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With all the money there was...
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And I'd walk into one of
their high school reunions
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and make them all eat crackers,
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if you know what I mean.
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And now, 20 years later,
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I'm not sure being
a taxi dispatcher
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is enough to do the job.
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Well, why don't you just
go in there and lie?
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Everybody lies.
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It's too big a job.
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It's got to be done great.
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I'm not a good enough actor.
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You know, I can't believe
you just said that, Louie.
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It's true.
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Yeah, I know, but,
like, incredible.
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It's what I was just thinking.
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What?
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Okay, now,
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the important thing is
that they're convinced
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that you turned out
great, right?
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Yeah.
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It's basically an acting job.
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Ohh,
I know what you're thinking.
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That would be great!
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What would be great?
I want great.
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Yeah? You're kidding.
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I mean, do you really think so?
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Don't tease.
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All right.
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Let me explain one
thing to start out with.
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Now, I've been studying
you for a long time, Louie.
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And I know that,
if I ever got any acting breaks,
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that I'd want to use,
like, a lot of things
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that you have in certain roles.
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I mean, you're an
extraordinary character, Louie.
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Yeah, so?
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Sometimes,
when you're yelling at me,
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I can't concentrate
on what you're saying
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'cause what I'm concentrating
on are your character traits...
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You know,
the way your eyes pop out,
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and the way that vein
stands out in your neck,
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and the spit that gets in
the corner of your mouth.
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Yeah.
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It's everything, you know?
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The way you walk,
the way you use your voice.
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I want the part, Louie.
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I want to go into that reunion
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and convince them that
I'm Louie de palma.
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Now, maybe I can't
get any acting jobs
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but, if I can pull this off,
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00:11:45,834 --> 00:11:48,334
I know I'm going in
the right direction.
263
00:11:48,367 --> 00:11:50,567
Let me do it, Louie.
I want to do it.
264
00:11:50,601 --> 00:11:52,033
Let me be Louie de palma
265
00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:53,567
at the reunion.
266
00:11:53,601 --> 00:11:55,968
It's impossible.
267
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,534
It's not.
268
00:11:57,567 --> 00:11:59,534
It's 20 years later, right?
269
00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:01,200
Everybody's changed.
270
00:12:01,234 --> 00:12:03,033
I'll make my hair dark.
271
00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:04,534
I grew in college.
272
00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:06,968
I'm too complex a person.
273
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,300
You can't be me.
274
00:12:08,334 --> 00:12:10,133
You can't be me.
275
00:12:10,167 --> 00:12:11,300
It won't work.
276
00:12:11,334 --> 00:12:12,667
It won't work.
277
00:12:12,701 --> 00:12:15,367
It's crazy. It's crazy.
278
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,734
You can't talk like me.
You can't talk like me.
279
00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:27,734
Maybe it would work.
Maybe it would work.
280
00:13:08,901 --> 00:13:12,868
My name's Louie de palma.
281
00:13:12,901 --> 00:13:15,901
May I have my tag, please?
282
00:13:19,868 --> 00:13:21,734
Thanks.
283
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,067
Louie?
284
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:25,667
Louie de palma?
285
00:13:25,701 --> 00:13:26,834
Yeah.
286
00:13:26,868 --> 00:13:28,400
George. Georgie Wilson.
287
00:13:28,434 --> 00:13:30,300
George!
288
00:13:30,334 --> 00:13:32,267
Gee, you've changed so much.
289
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:33,734
You look taller.
290
00:13:33,767 --> 00:13:35,067
Well, yeah.
291
00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:36,901
It's a weird thing.
292
00:13:36,934 --> 00:13:38,767
I shot up in college.
293
00:13:38,801 --> 00:13:41,734
They wrote it up in all
the medical journals.
294
00:13:41,767 --> 00:13:43,667
Well,
it's great to see you again.
295
00:13:43,701 --> 00:13:44,901
Who we kidding?
296
00:13:44,934 --> 00:13:46,868
It wasn't so hot the first time.
297
00:13:46,901 --> 00:13:48,467
Hey, George, seen Sheila?
298
00:13:48,501 --> 00:13:50,467
Sure. She's right over there.
299
00:13:50,501 --> 00:13:51,667
Thanks.
300
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:02,734
Hi.
301
00:14:02,767 --> 00:14:04,801
Oh, hi.
302
00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:06,934
Pretty tame reunion, huh?
303
00:14:06,968 --> 00:14:10,534
I got a hunch it's
going to liven up some.
304
00:14:10,567 --> 00:14:11,801
Louie?
305
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,467
Uh, Louie de palma?
306
00:14:14,501 --> 00:14:15,801
Louie?!
307
00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:17,133
I'd stop you,
308
00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:19,868
but I like the
sound of your voice.
309
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,033
But... I mean...
310
00:14:21,067 --> 00:14:22,634
But what? You're surprised
311
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:24,567
I'm too big for the high chair?
312
00:14:24,601 --> 00:14:25,467
What do you mean?
313
00:14:25,501 --> 00:14:26,968
You don't remember?
314
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,601
Senior prom, April love.
315
00:14:29,634 --> 00:14:31,200
I come over.
316
00:14:31,234 --> 00:14:32,701
High chair.
317
00:14:32,734 --> 00:14:33,868
Huh, huh, huh?
318
00:14:33,901 --> 00:14:37,033
Oh, yeah, I did do
that, didn't I?
319
00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:38,367
Did you...?
320
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,367
It was just the group, Louie.
321
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,534
I mean, a bunch of us got high
322
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:44,701
even before we got to the prom.
323
00:14:44,734 --> 00:14:46,400
I'm so embarrassed.
324
00:14:46,434 --> 00:14:50,400
I don't know how I'm going
to make it up to you.
325
00:14:50,434 --> 00:14:55,267
Well, uh, that's one of the
purposes of this evening.
326
00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:56,868
To figure it out.
327
00:14:56,901 --> 00:14:59,234
May I have this dance?
328
00:15:15,234 --> 00:15:18,801
Wonder how I'm doing
at the reunion.
329
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:21,901
I'm sure you're doing
great, Louie.
330
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:29,033
It was swell of
Bobby to go for me.
331
00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:31,734
I wonder if he met Sheila yet.
332
00:15:31,767 --> 00:15:34,234
Yeah,
he might be with her right now.
333
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,200
Must be something really
lousy with my life
334
00:15:37,234 --> 00:15:40,868
if I couldn't go there and
admit I was a dispatcher.
335
00:15:40,901 --> 00:15:43,300
Oh, everyone's a little unhappy,
336
00:15:43,334 --> 00:15:45,434
wishing they were
doing something else.
337
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:51,834
Hey, you're wearing
your jacket tonight.
338
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:54,534
Yeah. Hard to tell
I'm a cab driver, huh?
339
00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:56,968
Till I stand,
and you hear the rattle
340
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,567
of $70 in change.
341
00:16:05,801 --> 00:16:07,300
What?
342
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,501
Would you quit kidding
around for just a minute?
343
00:16:09,534 --> 00:16:10,810
Oh.
Did you hear what's happening
344
00:16:10,834 --> 00:16:12,100
at the reunion tonight?
345
00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:14,167
Is Bobby still going
through with it?
346
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,734
Yeah,
he's going through with it.
347
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,300
He's got an incredible disguise.
348
00:16:17,334 --> 00:16:20,133
That's him right there.
349
00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:22,868
Alex, just be sure and
tell me the details
350
00:16:22,901 --> 00:16:25,167
when you find out
what's happening.
351
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,767
I really do want to hear.
352
00:16:26,801 --> 00:16:28,634
Really? Mm-hmm.
353
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:30,701
Hey, Louie,
would you mind paying now?
354
00:16:30,734 --> 00:16:32,434
I'm getting off in five minutes.
355
00:16:32,467 --> 00:16:33,634
That's all right.
356
00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:35,133
I'll take care of it.
357
00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:37,601
Hey, uh,
what if I walked you home?
358
00:16:37,634 --> 00:16:39,200
Don't be hard on us.
359
00:16:39,234 --> 00:16:40,868
Come on,
we've been through this.
360
00:16:40,901 --> 00:16:42,601
No, it's not what
you're thinking.
361
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:44,767
Haven't you heard?
The news is full of it.
362
00:16:44,801 --> 00:16:47,234
Packs of wild dogs
roaming the streets.
363
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:49,634
I just thought you
might want someone along
364
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,267
to hurl his body at them.
365
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:52,968
Listen, I'll see you tomorrow.
366
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,934
I want you to give me
all the details, okay?
367
00:16:58,033 --> 00:17:00,501
And they say
rejection isn't fun.
368
00:17:00,534 --> 00:17:01,934
You know, I'm dying here,
369
00:17:01,968 --> 00:17:04,200
not knowing what's
going on over there.
370
00:17:04,234 --> 00:17:05,734
You know what I mean? Huh?
371
00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:07,234
Yeah.
372
00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:11,234
What would be the harm if
I just strolled over there
373
00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:12,634
and took a peek?
374
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,300
No, no, eh, no.
375
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,701
No.
376
00:17:17,734 --> 00:17:21,133
Surely,
there's a remote possibility.
377
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:22,467
No.
378
00:17:25,734 --> 00:17:28,033
Yeah. Yeah.
379
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:29,367
No, no, no, no, no.
380
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:32,267
Yeah.
381
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:33,601
No, no.
382
00:17:37,901 --> 00:17:39,100
Louie, did you just say
383
00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:41,167
you're going to go to
the reunion tonight?
384
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,534
Yeah, I'm going to go.
385
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:45,767
You want to come?
386
00:17:45,801 --> 00:17:48,534
Just the question
I wanted to hear.
387
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:49,868
Yeah, I would.
388
00:17:49,901 --> 00:17:51,200
Okay, let's go.
389
00:17:51,234 --> 00:17:53,200
I'll be with you in a minute.
390
00:17:54,567 --> 00:17:55,901
Right.
391
00:17:57,901 --> 00:17:59,701
What happened?
How come you're so happy?
392
00:17:59,734 --> 00:18:01,376
'Cause Louie decided to
go over to the reunion
393
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,210
and see how Bobby's doing,
and I'm going with him.
394
00:18:03,234 --> 00:18:04,868
Alex, I'd love to come.
395
00:18:04,901 --> 00:18:06,400
I'd like you to come,
396
00:18:06,434 --> 00:18:08,634
but I know how you
feel about cab drivers,
397
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:11,601
and I respect you.
I respect you, Beverly. I really do.
398
00:18:25,467 --> 00:18:26,801
♪ At the hop
399
00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:29,868
♪ you can rock and roll
400
00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:32,100
♪ you can dance,
you can stroll ♪
401
00:18:32,133 --> 00:18:33,267
♪ At the hop
402
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:35,167
♪ you can make it
403
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,367
♪ you can shake it
404
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,734
♪ at the hop
405
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,267
♪ yeah, let's go to the hop
406
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:48,267
♪ let's go to the hop...
407
00:19:33,801 --> 00:19:36,334
Louie.
408
00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:37,901
Lou?
409
00:19:37,934 --> 00:19:39,400
Don't worry about it.
410
00:19:39,434 --> 00:19:41,000
Remember me?
411
00:19:41,033 --> 00:19:44,334
Oh, yeah. I do.
412
00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:45,467
Hi, Stanley.
413
00:19:45,501 --> 00:19:48,701
Stanley tarsus.
414
00:19:48,734 --> 00:19:51,834
Come over here, Stanley.
415
00:19:51,868 --> 00:19:53,234
Hey, how you doing?
416
00:19:53,267 --> 00:19:54,567
Oh, real good.
417
00:19:54,601 --> 00:19:55,701
Real good.
418
00:19:55,734 --> 00:19:56,868
Wait for me, okay?
419
00:19:56,901 --> 00:19:58,133
Oh, sure.
420
00:19:58,167 --> 00:20:00,033
Hey, that's one high-price
421
00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:02,934
piece of goods
you're wearing there,
422
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,400
Stanley, my man.
423
00:20:04,434 --> 00:20:06,033
Hey,
you must be doing real good.
424
00:20:06,067 --> 00:20:09,033
Oh, I have no complaints,
financially speaking.
425
00:20:09,067 --> 00:20:10,434
Is that right?
426
00:20:10,467 --> 00:20:14,100
Yeah. You see,
I'm a waiter at the park pavilion.
427
00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:15,934
Oh, great.
428
00:20:15,968 --> 00:20:18,400
They promoted you from busboy.
429
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,400
I don't think you understand.
430
00:20:20,434 --> 00:20:24,000
That means that I
make $20,000 a year.
431
00:20:24,033 --> 00:20:25,501
That's just in salary.
432
00:20:25,534 --> 00:20:28,501
I make another $40,000 in tips,
433
00:20:28,534 --> 00:20:30,834
of which I declare
about $10,000,
434
00:20:30,868 --> 00:20:35,267
which gives me the equivalent
of about $100,000 a year.
435
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,767
Now, how are you doing, Louie?
436
00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:40,934
Well, not nearly as
good, I'm afraid to say.
437
00:20:40,968 --> 00:20:43,434
I've only got a
civil service job.
438
00:20:43,467 --> 00:20:46,968
I'm an auditor for the
internal revenue service.
439
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:57,434
Not a good night for
you, is it, Stan?
440
00:20:57,467 --> 00:20:59,033
Especially with you being
441
00:20:59,067 --> 00:21:01,367
on your way to jail
and everything.
442
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,267
Ooh! Ooh! You even spilled
something on your tie.
443
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:05,434
Where?
444
00:21:05,467 --> 00:21:06,634
There.
445
00:21:14,567 --> 00:21:17,701
You are quite a
man, Louie de palma.
446
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:21,033
I figure you're about 100
proof yourself, Sheila.
447
00:21:21,067 --> 00:21:22,567
Thank you.
448
00:21:23,901 --> 00:21:25,901
Hey, watch where you're going.
449
00:21:25,934 --> 00:21:27,400
You got to excuse me.
450
00:21:27,434 --> 00:21:29,234
This is the worst night
451
00:21:29,267 --> 00:21:30,767
of my entire life.
452
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,934
That was Stanley tarsus.
453
00:21:34,968 --> 00:21:36,267
Him? He was...
454
00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:37,968
Oh-ho! Bobby did it.
Bobby did it.
455
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,133
It really worked.
456
00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:40,767
I never thought it would,
457
00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:42,968
'cause it was the craziest stunt
458
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,133
in the world.
459
00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:45,467
I thought of it.
460
00:21:45,501 --> 00:21:47,801
I love that you thought of it.
461
00:21:47,834 --> 00:21:50,634
Well, I didn't think of it.
462
00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:52,968
I love you for admitting
463
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,367
that you didn't think of it.
464
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,367
I can't lose tonight.
465
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,300
Let's dance close
466
00:21:59,334 --> 00:22:01,334
and pretend not to notice.
467
00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:06,267
Not bad.
468
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:08,834
Not bad at all.
469
00:22:08,868 --> 00:22:14,100
All these mo-mos trying to
learn how to do my steps,
470
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:17,334
wishing they were with my girl.
471
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,667
I feel real good.
472
00:22:24,367 --> 00:22:25,834
And yet...
473
00:22:25,868 --> 00:22:27,334
No, no, no.
474
00:22:27,367 --> 00:22:29,133
Anything you say beyond that
475
00:22:29,167 --> 00:22:31,934
has to fall in the category
of pushing it, Louie.
476
00:22:31,968 --> 00:22:34,334
I just want to
touch Sheila's hair.
477
00:22:34,367 --> 00:22:38,000
I've always wanted to do
that ever since high school.
478
00:22:38,033 --> 00:22:39,734
Don't do it, Louie.
479
00:22:39,767 --> 00:22:42,400
Why not?
480
00:22:42,434 --> 00:22:44,634
What harm could it do?
481
00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:46,467
Come on.
482
00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:49,467
Yeah, I guess you're right.
483
00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:50,601
Go ahead.
484
00:23:10,067 --> 00:23:11,200
Oh!
485
00:23:11,234 --> 00:23:12,567
Whoa! Whoa!
486
00:23:37,868 --> 00:23:40,834
I don't know about anybody else,
487
00:23:40,868 --> 00:23:43,901
but I'm really enjoying myself!
488
00:23:43,934 --> 00:23:46,868
Thank you!
489
00:23:48,701 --> 00:23:50,701
Oh, thank you.
490
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,868
Oh, see you!
491
00:24:29,767 --> 00:24:31,634
Night, Mr. Walters.
492
00:24:31,667 --> 00:24:32,667
Mmm.
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