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(strumming mellow tune)

(applause)

Thank you.

Well, I'd like to thank
our own Mr. Pruit

for an incredible
unplugged evening.

It's his last here
before heading off

to cut his own
very first album.

So, uh, from
all of us, Ray...

don't forget us
and good luck, okay?

Thanks. I won't.

(applause)

Did you tell Kelly yet
about the weekend?

Not yet.

What, what? We're still
driving up, aren't we?

Yeah, yeah, I got my dad

to lend us his station wagon
for the drive.

Oh, cool, how long
of a trip is it?

It's, like, five hours.

But the spa will be worth it.

The brochure offers
a stress-free slice of heaven.

Uh, I don't exactly know

if it'll be stress-free,
but... it'll be fun.

Why won't it be stress-free?

Well, my advice is
tell your parents

you need a lot more money
and then let Jim whittle you...

Nat, I made
a house budget.

I went over it.

I have to deal with it.

Hey, Bran,

come on over here,
I want you to meet somebody.

Brandon Walsh.
Johnnie Mars.
Brandon Walsh.
Johnnie Mars.

Location scout extraordinaire.

Nice to meet you.
Steve's been talking
about you all week.

Well, same here.

Hey, loved your house.

It's exactly what the
director's looking for.

It's perfect
for the film.
Great.

He wants to book
your house today.

$1,200 a day.

What do I have to do?

Just sign right here.

How could you have
invited Valerie?

I'm stressed out
just thinking about it.

What was I gonna do?

She found out
we were going.

What could I say?
How about "no."

I mean, just
because she exists,

doesn't mean she
has to be included.

I know, I know, but Donna
wanted her to come, too,

so, I don't know,
I just thought it
would be okay.

Is that so?
Kel, it won't be
Is that so?
Kel, it won't be

that bad,
I promise, okay?

Besides, do you really
want to leave Valerie

alone in town with Colin?

I would've taken my
chances, thank you.

Too late.

Hey.

So that road trip
we're going on

sounds like fun,
huh, Kel?

VALERIE:
Hmm?

♪

♪

♪

Hi.

Is it a bad time?

No, I was just packing up.

The girls will be here
any minute.

I, uh, I just wanted
to return your notes.

They helped me a lot.
Thanks.

Well, I knew you
could catch up.

Hey, listen, uh,
jean jacket or parka?

Probably both.

It gets kind of
cold there at night.

You know, I have to admit

I'm really looking
forward to this.

I'm actually kind of surprised
you got invited.

Well, I kind of invited myself.

Getting out of town

may give Kelly and me
a chance to mend some fences.

Look,

Val...

(chuckles)

you helped me through some real
dark hours last week and, uh...

I just want you to know that
I, I really appreciate it.

Thanks.

Well, you don't have
to thank me.

You know, I've been
thinking about you, too.

And, David...

Have a good time.

See you when you get back.

Dylan.

Good, you remember
my name.

And you still remember
where to find me

on Friday mornings.

Yes, I sure do.

What's this?

It's just...

(sighing):
it's my way of apologizing.

You've been giving me the
brush-off for a couple of days,

so I know I did something.

Yeah, you did.

Well, what is it?

I mean...

give it to me straight;
I can take it.

Okay.

The other night
at my dinner party--

why were you snooping
in my father's study?

That's what this is about?
Mm.

Well, it was just curiosity.

I mean, it got
the better of me.
Look...

if you respect me,
you'll respect my father,

our home and our privacy.

Dylan, that's important to me.

Well, if it's important to you,
it's important to me, too.

How did you know
that I like teddy bears?

Oh, it was easy-- I was
snooping in your closet.

(giggles gently)

CLARE:
Will you pass the pretzels?

Oh, yeah.

Okay, let's get
back to the game.

New category.

Best pretzels.

Saltless.

Regular.

With mustard and cheese.

All of the above.

Pass 'em back up here.

Thank you.
Okay...

Best beach.

Mm-- Station eight,
Santa Monica.

No, too many
high schoolers.

Paradise Cove
after Labor Day.

Oh, that is the best beach.

I had my best kiss there.

Ooh, I like.

Who with?

Oh, we're not up
to that category yet.

VALERIE:
Clare, where are you going?

CLARE:
I'm just gonna take
a little shortcut.

DONNA:
Are you sure you know
where you're going?

Yeah, David and I

took this road last year
when we came up here

looking for UFO's, remember?

Wait.

On my map,
it's just a dotted line.

Yeah, but just for,
like, ten miles.

Back to my
favorite category.

Best kiss--
Kel, who with?

Not gonna tell you.

I know who it was.
Who?
I know who it was.
Who?

That girl, Alison.

Oh, it was not!

Then tell.

Come on, no secrets
on this trip.

VALERIE:
That's right,
no secrets.

All right, fine.
It was Dylan.

Really?

Not Brandon or Colin?

Well, Brandon wins
for consistency,

and Colin wins
for intensity, but...

nothing will beat that night
on the beach with Dylan.

CLARE:
Okay, who's next?

Best kiss.

Um, for me, David.

Yeah, me, too.
David Silver.

KELLY:
What about you,
Valerie?

Was it Brandon,

Dylan, Steve, Colin, um...

(laughing)

David.

You kissed David?

Just once.

When?

This morning.

Well, don't stop now.

Come on,
let's hear it.

I don't think
I want to hear any more.

Next category.

Um...

favorite cartoon
characters?

STEVE:
Thanks for fixing
the chandelier, Ray.

I want everything shipshape
for the movie crew.

Whether they need it or not,
we'll be ready for 'em.

All right,
stereo system's all set.

Quad speakers, the works.

Yes. Thanks, Silver.

So are we going to get
to meet any stars or what?

Uh... I don't think so.

(chuckling)

Look, I'll level
with you guys.

They're making a...

an art film, you know?

No, not exactly.

What's an art film?

Take a wild, wild...

wild guess.

(snickering)

I give up.

Don't disappoint me, Silver.

They're shooting
a skin flick here?

Not a skin flick.

Cinematic software for the adult
entertainment industry.

Oh, a porno.
For real?

They're gonna
shoot it here?

And Brandon okayed this?

Well, I haven't exactly
gotten around

to telling him
about that part yet.

(nervous laugh)

He'll be fine.

Steve says they're going to be
filming at the house till late,

so I figure we should
go have an early meal

and then go over and watch.

What do you say?

Thanks, but no thanks.

You're not
working tonight.

Why don't you
come over and hang?

Didn't I just
politely decline?

Which word was unclear?

We could be extras?

Been there, done that,
bought the T-shirt.

That's right, I forgot.

Miss Sophisticated
has seen everything.

Except my house.

What's so special
about your house, anyway?

Nothing special
about my house.

It's just a Spanish split-
level in Beverly Hills,

but you know,
I just want you to be

part of my life,
is that so wrong?

Look, I'm just
a little embarrassed

to tell you what I'm really
doing tonight, that's all.

You know, I have a sister.

If this is a feminine hygiene
problem, I can handle it.

I may even be able to help
you out a little bit with it.

Hardly.

I'm fourth in a bridge game

at my great-aunt's house
in Toluca Lake,

and I can't get out of it, okay?

Family obligations.

Why didn't you just say
so in the first place?

Because it's so... uncool.

Yeah, it's uncool, but
it's kinda cute, too.

Don't worry, I won't
tell anybody, I swear.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

See you tomorrow.
Okay.
See you tomorrow.
Okay.

(whistling happily)

KELLY:
Clare, where are we?

Relax. We're right
where we should be.

CLARE:
Okay, I've got one.

No holds barred.

Best song to make out to.

Anything by Barry White.

Barry White?!

He's, like, old.

He's, like, fat.

He's, like, cool.

Everybody in New York
is listening to him.

That voice.

Oh, so you and Colin
do it to Barry, huh?

KELLY:
No. Colin's so retro.

He likes to make out to Mozart.

What about
you, Donna?

You've been awfully quiet.

Well, maybe I just don't
like to talk about sex

as much as you guys do.

You know, that's all we've
talked about since we left L.A.

You even rated
cartoon characters

on which one was sexiest.

I still say
Woody Woodpecker.

KELLY:
Have you been with him?

You've been with
everybody else.

And what's that
supposed to mean?

CLARE:
It's true, Val.

This has been quite
a year for you.

I don't know if you have
enough wall space

in your bedroom for all the
trophy heads, do you?

VALERIE:
You know what you guys?

I'm sick of this.

You love to talk
behind my back.

Why don't we just get
things out in the open, huh?

I'd be glad to.

You know what, Donna,
come off it.

I mean, Clare goes out

with David for a few months
and you don't say a damn thing.

I kiss him one time
and you sit in the backseat

and sulk for the last
half an hour.

Yeah, well, David's not the one
I've been thinking about.

DONNA:
Come on, once
and for all,

what really happened
between you and Ray?

Okay, let's change
the subject.

Favorite Russian novels--
Kel? Anyone?

No, no, no--
no secrets here, Valerie.

VALERIE:
All right.

(sighs)

I slept with him.

Twice.

Oh, my God.

I think I'm going to be sick.

You really are a slut,
aren't you?

Oh, please.

Don't act so surprised.

Like Clare didn't

tell you months ago.

Clare, you knew about this,
and you didn't tell me?

If you knew something like
that about my boyfriend,

would you have told me?
No, but you could have told me.

Well, I thought David
told you, you know,

David knew about this, too?

Stop the car.

I'm gonna throw up.

I hope you're proud
of yourself.

(Donna retching in distance)

DONNA:
I just want to go home.

Come on,
you'll be fine.

How can I be fine?

Ray cheated on me and lied
to me for months.

Well, I think maybe the
weekend will do you good.

You know what, you don't even
have to talk to Valerie.

Yeah, as an added bonus,
none of us do.

I heard that.

Good.

What do you guys want me to do?

Just run alongside the car?

You know what, I think
we'd all feel a lot better

if a hole opened
up beneath you

and you just
disappeared forever.

Very funny.

You guys, come on,
let's go.

Yeah, before anything
else happens.

(engine clanking)

Houston, we have a problem.

Well, that's one thing
you can't blame on me.

Oh yes, we can.
You were sitting
in the car.

DONNA:
What's the matter
with it?

You guys relax, all right?

I just need to get
under the hood.

Oh, that'll be
a big help.

I took auto mechanics in
summer school once.

Excuse me.

Maybe when I look

at the engine,
it'll come back to me.

(hissing)

Well?

It's not coming back to me.

Can I be of assistance?

DONNA:
Oh, yes, Sister,

you can definitely help.

You're a godsend.

This room will be perfect
for your party scene.

But of course.

Hey, you need any extras
for tonight?

What is your name?

Me, I'm Steve.

Steve.

Sit.

Is this an audition?

Yes. Sit.

Like, like you really
mean it.

DIRECTOR:
Yes! This is marvelous!

You are great actor, Steve!

More, yes, more...

Fantastic!

Ivan, Ivan, Ivan, I want to
show you something upstairs.

Yes, of course--
yes, yes.

(chuckles)

He takes direction
so well.

Yuck it up, all right?

But what I hear from the
location manager,

before the revolution,

this guy was the Scorsese
of his country.

Dude, and you're
the cornball of ours.

RAY:
Now, what country
is he from

exactly, Steve?

Is that pornographia?

(mocking laugh)

You're blowing it.
Oh, yeah.

This is an opportunity
of a lifetime.

You could dine on
this stuff for years.

And you could get VD
from this for years.

DAVID:
Look, Steve, I'm
sure Brandon's still at

the Condor's office right now.

Why don't you just call him

and tell him what's going on.
No, no, no, I don't
want to call him.

I don't want to do it over
the phone, all right?

Relax! There's nothing
to be ashamed about.

Many of Ivan Frotz films
play in art houses.

Uh, excuse me, sir.
Could you, uh,

could you tell me
what the title

of this film is?

Topless Pizza Party Three.

Ah, very artistic.

First team.

Actresses on set!

Okay, see, I dare you
guys to leave now.

Oh, no.
(laughing)

Yeah, you're gonna
stick around.

Excu... I'm not in this.
Oh, no, no, he's
not qualified.

Very funny.

(phone rings)

Hello.

Hi. I've been trying to reach
you for the last hour.

Well, I was catching a couple
extra waves out at Surfrider.

Wish you could've been there.

Mm, my days of cutting class
are over according to my father.

Well, I'm sure
father knows best.

I had a talk with him
last night about you

and he wants to meet you.

Oh, well, the feeling is mutual.

Good, because he made
reservations

for us tonight at Egressia.
Can you make it?

Of course.

Dylan, you're never

going to believe this.

My dad said that
he knew your father.

Small world, huh?

Tiny.

Listen, can you pick me up.

The reservation's
not till 7:30.

We'll meet him there.

I'll see you at 7:00.

Great. Bye.

You girls aren't the first

to run into car trouble
on these roads.

But I'm sure there's
a gas station nearby, right?

No, it's a pretty solitary
mountaintop.

That's why the convent was built
here in the first place.

We were headed
to Elysia Springs.

Is that anywhere near here?

Miles.

You must have taken
the wrong road

at the base of
the mountain.

Back off.
SISTER:
Don't worry.

We have guest quarters.

You'll stay the night,
and in the morning

Sister Agnes will
fix your car.

She's an
excellent mechanic.

DONNA:
Thank you, Sister Alice.

God bless you.

He already has.

Right this way.

I'll show you
to your room.

I hope you'll be
comfortable here.

We don't get many visitors.

Oh, I'm sure we
will be.

Thank you,
Sister Alice.

I'll be back
with your bedding.

Boy, I sure am glad
we took that shortcut,

otherwise we'd be lounging by
the hot springs right now.

CLARE:
Oh, big tragedy.

Kelly Taylor has to spend
the night on spartan sheets.

I can rough it with
the best of them.

That's just not how
this weekend was billed.

Oh, okay,
I'll make sure

there isn't a little pea under
your mattress, all right?

VALERIE:
You know, something
about this place--

doesn't it make you

want to sing "Do Re Mi"
and dance on the hilltops?

Too bad Ray

isn't here with his guitar.

Oh, you had to mention
his name, didn't you?
Oh, you had to mention
his name, didn't you?

Well, at least it got
you talking to me.

Come on, how long
are you three

saints going to beat
this dead horse?

Forgive me,

for I have sinned, okay?

Yeah, you have.

Well, excuse me,
Miss Holier-than-thou.

Didn't I hear about a little
summer sublet with Dylan

when Brenda was across the pond?

You don't know
what you're talking about.

(bell tolling)

Oh, one other thing, friends.

Our silent time begins
at the bell's final toll.

Silent time?

SISTER ALICE:
Oh, yes.

From sunset to sunrise,
no more talking from anyone.

Good.

(bell continues tolling)

SISTER ALICE:
See you at dinner.

(door closes)

Is this for real?

It's one way to shut you up.

(tolling stops, door opens)

Shh!

Remember...

God is listening.

(chuckles nervously)

WOMAN:
Ah, baby.

Ah, baby...
IVAN:
Cut!

(bell ringing)
Exquisite!
(bell ringing)
Exquisite!

Ray, Ray.

You really ought to check out
some of this moviemaking.

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

No, that's cool, man.

I think one peek
was enough for me.

Yeah, right, yeah, right.

If you wanted to leave, you
could have gone with David.

Hey, kids.

So this is Hollywood, huh?

Bran, I was beginning to think
you weren't gonna make it.

No, no, no, no. I just got
held up rewriting my column.

Did they start filming yet?

Bang, bang, boing.

So to speak.

IVAN:
Steve,

my good friend...

I'm about to make
your dreams come true.

What can I do for you?
One of my actors,

(mouthing)
he called in sick.

I want you or one of your
friends to portray

the small but pivotal role
of the pizza deliveryman.

Work it out
among yourselves.

Be my guest, man.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second,
don't I get a shot at this?

(with Texas accent):
Bran, there's something

you should know
before you volunteer.

♪ Shaa...

Thank you.

Steve?

What?

What the hell
is going on here?

Is this a porno movie?

It's not a porno.

It's adult entertainment

and it's been very
entertaining, I might add.

Right, Ray?

I had nothing to do with this.

Sanders, have you
been exercising

in a freshly painted room?

Well, I did a few
pull-ups upstairs but...

that's it.

Come on, Bran.
Is this legal?

Of course.

It's just harmless fun.

It is not harmless, Steve.

It's pornography.

It's sleazy,
it's degrading, it's wrong.

It's got to stop right now.

What are you talking about?
You signed the contract,
remember? We got paid.

Just relax and
enjoy the eye candy.

Ooh,

you're cute.

Am I working with you today?

I can't believe I almost
invited Susan here.

Excuse me. Yoo-hoo!

(phone ringing)

(whispers):
What do I do?

Answer it.

Hello?

Kelly.
Colin. Hold on.
Kelly.
Colin. Hold on.

Um, go find Clare.
I'll meet you at dinner.

(laughs):
I can't really talk right now.

Did you lose your voice
or something?

No, I'm in a convent.
(door closes)

I took a vow of silence.

(laughs):
What?

I'll explain later.
I have to go.

Yeah, me, too.
You okay?

Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

Listen, I'm on my way out
to dinner with my art dealer.

I just wanted to call you
and tell you I missed you.

Me, too.

I'll see you when I get back.
Okay. Bye.
I'll see you when I get back.
Okay. Bye.

Who was that?

An art groupie?

A good friend.

Well, roam all you
want, my darling,

but just remember,

no one's as good
to you as me.

CLARE:
This vow of silence
is killing me.

SISTER ALICE:
Ah, what a relief

to see some different faces
around here for a change.

And such nice girls.

VALERIE:
What are you
grinning at, Sister?

DONNA:
She can't even
look me in the eye.

Check her out, Sisters.

You're dining
with the Devil's handmaiden.

They all seem to be
such good friends.

Potatoes, please.

I wonder what
Ms. Shortcut wants now.

(sighs):
Pass the damn potatoes.

I mean, darn potatoes.

I hope they go
right to your thighs.

I wonder if any of them
are virgins.

Are any young girls
virgins anymore?

What is she so pissed off for?

I did her a favor,
sleeping with Ray.

She's too good for him.

I always thought
there was something going on

between her and Ray.

I guess I never
wanted to admit it.

I never wanted to admit
a lot of things about Ray.

At least you don't have
any man problems.

Maybe I should have checked
into a place like this

a long time ago.

(music playing)

Glasses.

Thank you.

BRANDON (laughing):
I can't believe you're actually
gonna go through with this.

Why not?

No one's gonna recognize me.

He's definitely not thinking
with his head right now.

No, he's not.
You know,

nine out of ten
red-blooded American men

would gladly swap places
with me right now.

Places!
(megaphone squeaks)

Showtime.

(mock panting)

Go get 'em, big guy.
There you go.
Go get 'em, big guy.
There you go.

(howls)

(gasping):
Ooh, aah, eeh...

Here.

Care-Careful.

They really are hot.

The chicks or the pizza?

Smell that pepperoni.

Mmm.

(shrieks)

Steve...

this is your moment.

Do you know your line?

Yes. Um...

Did anyone order pizza?

(whispers):
Beautiful.
Yeah?
(whispers):
Beautiful.
Yeah?

Now, let nature
take its course. Yes?

Yes.

Let's go.

On the bell.

I like that guy.

Okay!

(bell rings)

Scene ten,
take one, marker.

IVAN:
Quiet!

Action!

(music playing)

Anyone order a pizza?

No, but since you're here,

why don't you come on in?

Okay.

(exhales)

The kid's a natural.

Look at him go.

Why don't you have
a seat right there.
Hi.

I'll put this... (laughs)

Careful, I bruise easy.

(playful growl)

(laughing)
(mutters)

Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo,
I'm very ticklish.

That's got to hurt.

That looks really painful.

(laughing)

Stop!

(laughing):
Stop...

(screaming)

IVAN:
Cut!

Oh! That was exquisite!
(bell rings)

Now let's move in
for coverage.

Or, uh, un-coverage.

You want me to do this again?

But of course.
A.D.:
Brandon Walsh!

You have a visitor.
(door closes)
You have a visitor.
(door closes)

Hi. Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Hi.
Hi.

Hi. My bridge game
was canceled,

so...
Mm-hmm.
so...
Mm-hmm.

Ready for my close-up?

No. No. 'Cause, uh,
'cause we're leaving.

What are you talking about?
I just got here.

I want to take a look!
No, Susan, Susan,
we're leaving.
I want to take a look!
No, Susan, Susan,
we're leaving.

What...
Susan, we're leaving.

It's very powerful.

(music playing,
indistinct talking)

Susan, come on, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
(groans)

Oh, no, no, not in there.

Susan, don't look in there.

(chuckling)

(Brandon continues chuckling)

(sighs):
Ah...

They're all naked.

This isn't what it looks like.

(laughs):
Yeah, right.

This isn't what
it looks like.

You're shooting a porn
movie in your house!

No, no, no, no.
they're shooting the porn movie.

I was just...
I can explain this.

Oh, don't bother
explaining.

I mean, now it all makes
sense, why you were

twisting my arm to get me
to come over here. Ugh!

Quiet on the set!

Places, please.

If this is your world, Walsh,
I don't want any part of it.

Susan, come on, you're being
totally ridiculous here.

(sighs)
Pretty girl.
Get her back.
(sighs)
Pretty girl.
Get her back.

We put nurse's
cap on her.

(chuckles):
You know what?

Why don't you pack up
all your little toys here, Ivan,

and why don't you
get out of my house?

Bran, Bran, the
contract, the money,

you can't just...
you can't...

I can.

Sue me.

He, too, is very talented.

MAN: Enjoy your meal.
TONI: Thank you.

I'm surprised my
father's not here yet.

He's usually never late.

I'll try not
to take it personally.

He's not that
intimidating.

And if he gets out of
line, I can handle him.

I'm counting on it.

But I'm sure

he'll be on his
best behavior.

I know that despite
their differences,

he thought a lot
of your father.

He told you that?

Yeah, he did.

Did he also tell you
that my father was murdered?

No.

Dylan, I'm sorry.

Why didn't you
ever say anything?

Well, it's kind of
a conversation stopper.

Excuse me, your
father just called.

He asked that
you start without him.
Thank you.
He asked that
you start without him.
Thank you.

Well, this isn't like him.

(knocking on door)

(knocking continues)

(sighs)

(knocking continues)

All right!

(exhales):
Explain yourself quickly,
then go home.

Can I come in?

Not without delousing.

Pornography is something
I find particularly revolting.

Susan, I was as surprised as you
were about what was going on.

My roommate has the occasional
lapse in good judgment.

Well, if it is true
that we are known

by the company that we keep,
then what does it say about you

that you are living
with some kind of pervert?

Not to mention, one that
is so clueless he cheated

on a placement test.

How do you know about that?

That's confidential.
Please.

The story is legendary
among the math faculty.

Steve's a bonehead.

No, Steve's actions
were bonehead.

But 20 years
down the road,

Steve's still gonna be
my best friend.

I can't say the same for
the next 20 seconds with you.

Wait a minute.

(exhales)

You swear you didn't know
anything about this?

No. I'm saying
I didn't know what it was

until I got there tonight.

And maybe I should have
stopped it sooner, but...

I didn't.

(sighs)

Come in.

(laughs)

KELLY:
Who am I to blame Valerie
for sleeping around?

Let she who has not sinned
cast the first stone.

I've sinned as much as anybody.

I slept with
my best friend's boyfriend.

(laughs):
I slept with
my boyfriend's best friend.

I hope at least God
can forgive me.

Listen, God,
if you're up there,

I don't ask for a lot.

I just need friends,
like everybody else.

And I always seem
to screw 'em up.

Maybe you could help me out.

And while you're at it,
could you look out for Donna?

Your sweetest lamb
hasn't figured out,

when her boyfriend
throws her down the stairs,

it doesn't mean "I love you."

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray the Lord
my soul to keep.

If I should die before I wake,

I pray the Lord
my soul to take.

God bless
my family and friends,

even Valerie,

the witch!

Amen.

(groans):
Uh... listen, God,

I just want to know one thing.

When Sartre wrote No Exit,

was he thinking of this place?

(groans in voice-over)

Mmm. I never got
what the attraction

of pornography was, anyway.

Some people think
it's erotic.

If you knew how many
convicted rapists

are regular porn watchers,

you may not be
such a fan, either.

I can't believe I'm hearing
a censorship argument

from a newspaper woman.

I wouldn't ban it.

But I wouldn't invite it
into my living room, either.

Ah.

I'm never gonna live
this one down, am I?

No.

Didn't think so.

So, what do you
find erotic?

Well... the massage
was a good start.

Mm-hmm.

What else?

Hot baths...

(giggles):
candles...

You know, romance.

Romance is good.
Mm-hmm.

Except you'd probably
want to videotape it.

Never on the
first date.
(laughs)

I'm glad you stayed.

So am I.

I could run a bath.

I could light
some candles.

I think we're
on the same page.

Mm-hmm.

No more coffee for me, thanks.

Could we have
the check, please?

It's on my father.
It's the least he can do.

Antonia, your father's
on the phone.

He'd like to
speak to you.

Thank you, Gerard.

Excuse me while I go scold him.

This was supposed
to be an evening with

my two favorite men.

I'll be right back.

This seat taken?

You're late.

You didn't really think
I'd have dinner

with the son of Jack McKay,
now, did you?

Come on. I thought
you two were supposed

to be such great friends.

Let's make this as brief
as possible.

What is it you want? Money?

No. No, I want you
to give yourself up.

Or die. It's your choice.

You know, I thought
after my friend Tom E. Rose

showed you the sights
of Palm Springs that,

well, you knew what
you had coming.

That's when I was afraid
of dying an unnatural death.

Mm. And now you're not?

And now I'm not.

Because I have
a safe-deposit box,

and in that box is enough
information to nail you.

So if anything...

anything happens to me,

it's the gift
that keeps on giving.

Stay away from my daughter.

Or what?

Or I'll have Ronnie here
just aim a little lower

and wound you.

Gentlemen, please,

I mean,
coarse behavior like this?

I am shocked.

However, my opinion of you
is sufficiently low enough

that I, too, came prepared.

You wouldn't do anything
that stupid.

Neither would you.

So I'm gonna put my gun away.

I'm gonna say good night...

...and then I'm gonna
take Toni home.

Actually, Antonia
is already on her way home.

Yeah, well, that's too bad,

because we were just getting
to the part

where I tell her
how you killed my father.

Get him out of here.

No problem.

Just ask...

politely,

and I'll leave.

I'll leave...

but I won't go away.

I'm never going away

until you're put away.

Good morning, Donna.
(bell tolling)

Oh, can we speak?

The silence ended
at daybreak.

I kind of got used
to the quiet.

I even liked it.

It's a nice respite from
the noise and confusion

of everyday life.

You know, I-I had
a dream last night.

I dreamt that I left
my confusing life behind

and took the oath
of the church.

I have the opposite
dream sometimes.

I like it here.

It's so simple and safe.

I know if I lived
your life,

I wouldn't have
so much heartache.

A boy?

Yep, it's a
recurring theme.

I meet 'em,
I love 'em, they let me down.

I notice how respectful
you are, Donna.

The church must mean
a lot to you.

It does.

How'd you know
you wanted to be a nun?

I had a calling.

Do you think my dream
was a calling?

If you had to ask,

it wasn't.

But you certainly don't have
to join an order

to maintain your faith.

Well, mine's been tested lately.

It always will be.

You have to remember what an
imperfect world we live in.

With imperfect people.

Which makes forgiveness
an important virtue.

You know, Sister Alice,
you're good at this.

That's why they pay me
the big bucks.

(laughs)

(grunts)

(groans)

I don't believe it.

What?

You passed the test.

Well, I mean, last night
was pretty good.

Oh, yeah, it was.

But that's not
what I mean.

You made my bed.
That was my test.

No one's ever
passed before.

Oh. Hey, hey, hey,
wait a minute.

I just made this bed.

Guess you'll have
to make it again.

Mm. Oh, okay.

(laughing)

I can't believe
it was just a broken water hose.

Whatever.
It's fixed.

Now we just have
to find Donna.

Good morning, sisters.

So, I guess
we're talking now, huh?

Silent time is over.

But are we talking to me?

Well, I'd like to make
an official peace offering.

I've thought about it,
and what's done, is done.

I think we should
put it behind us.

All of us.

If that's how
you want it.

Come on. Let's go say
bye to everybody.

Uh, Donna, listen, um,

I don't know what
you plan to say to Ray,

but before you kiss and make up,

make sure he's worth it.

Are you talking
about Palm Springs?

Yeah,

and I can't forget what I saw
Ray do to you...

and you shouldn't either.

(knocking on door)

I didn't know
if I'd ever see you again.

Well, maybe after today
you won't.

My father told me

some very upsetting things
about you, Dylan.

Yeah? Like what?

Like you used me.

Like you have
some sort of vendetta.

I can't lie to you.

It started that way.

It did...

but that was before I saw you.

My father is a good man.

And if you knew him...

I know that he had my father
blown to little pieces.

He said that you were gonna try
to turn me against him.

Toni,

ask him.

Ask anybody who knew
what was gonna happen

when my Dad turned state's
evidence against him.

You're wrong.

My father could never
do anything like that.

Then I guess there's nothing...

left to say.

CLAUDIA:
What were you thinking?

You're mounting
a big show in one week.

How do you have time

to paint a silly mural
for a nightclub?

Claudia, back off.

I'm ready for the show.

I'm on top of it.

I don't like it.

And you sold yourself
way too cheap.

How many times
have I told you,

artists don't negotiate
their own deals?

And they should never negotiate
with old friends.

Kelly...

Hi, I'm Kelly Taylor.

You must be
Colin's art dealer.

Claudia Van Eyck.

What are you doing home
so soon?

You weren't due back
till tomorrow.

It's a long story.

Well, you can tell him
all about it.

I'm on my way out.

I'll see you at dinner.

Nice to meet you, Kelly.

You, too.

Boy, am I glad to see you.

Hmm... prove it.

DONNA:
It's true, isn't it, Ray?

Isn't it?!

Okay. Okay, it's true.

I slept with her once...

and never again.

And I knew it was a mistake.

You are such a liar.

Valerie told me

all the details--
it was twice!

That bitch.

Yeah, well,
that bitch is my friend.

And it's over.

Don't do this, Donna, please!

I'm begging you, do not do this.

Or what?!
What are you gonna do?

What're you gonna throw me
up against the wall

like in Portland?

Are you gonna push me down
the stairs like in Palm Springs?

Or do you only hit me
when we're out of town?

I love you, Donna.

Please, you gotta
believe me, please.

Forgive me.

You know I have a lot
of forgiveness in my heart.

I can even forgive Valerie,
but not you.

Not for this!

You're gonna
regret this.

What I regret is I didn't
do this a long time ago.