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Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight,

fight, fight, fight, fight! -

What did you say, nerd?

That you're politically incorrect.

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Bobbie!

So that's me, the one with the weird,

spontaneous gag reflex.

It's the Pathetic Loser Duo.

Oh, and that's Bobbie Roberts,

the other half of the Pathetic Loser Duo

and my best friend.

Bye bye, Loser Duo.

My ride or die.

Yup, my everything, since day one.

♪ Undo ♪

There are some people you just have

that instant chemistry with.

You just know that they make you feel happy and safe.

Bobbie and his shoes!

Bobbie, what are you doing in high heels?

Take those off right now

before your dad gets home and whoops you're behind.

And you get each other,

even when others don't.

♪ You can't take it back ♪

Why can't I wear the shoes that I like?

When I grow up, I'm gonna be president

and change the world.

Let's go to my house.

♪ Undo, I ♪

Look, there's our whole class.

Susie, wait,

Hey, that's Bobbie and Susie.

We weren't in invited to Sami's party?

I guess not.

And in a world full of chaos
and crappy childhood moments,

having someone like Bobbie
in my life made things bearable.

As we grew up, we were inseparable,

tighter than Frodo and Sam,

Will and Eleven,

Harry and Ron.

And even though we loved being with each other,

we knew there was more out there.

We believe the universe would shift us out

of the Pathetic Loser Duo and
into the Desirables category.

That's gonna be us in high school.

We spent the first two years

of high school waiting patiently

for the universe to shift.

And well, when that didn't happen, we were okay with it

because nobody likes underclassmen, anyway.

But now, a couple months into our junior year,

nothing has changed.

And we're running out of time.

Come on, there are so many
groups that should be willing

to take two toys from the Island of Misfits, right?

The jocks, although we don't call them jocks anymore.

We call them athletes.

They're definitely cool
and definitely fun to look at.

Oh, yeah. -That's nice.

And the drama kids,

they're cool, because someone's mom is cousins

with Millie Bobby Brown's dad's next door neighbor,

and Millie came to speak at their class.

What up, everyone?

We're streaming live, finally, let's go.

Then there are floaters like Alan Nalan,

a quiet gamer that knows how to use his hands .

I'm gonna pick up another skin.

And Swano Betts,

who has more friends than he knows what

to do with. -For 40, what!

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There's also Dee Dee Boomski,

head of the Save the Wolves Club.

Rumor has it she queefed in gym class.

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Yet not one group or floater
has approached me and Bobbie.

We remain alone, isolated, and undesirable.

But hey, hey, maybe that's okay, because truth be told,

I don't want to be in any of those groups anyway.

I have my eye on

the POP Girls.

Vicki.

Oh, God.

Oh, I gotta stick to edibles.

Yuck.

Vicki Reinhard is always

in the coveted center position,

also called CP, for short,

flanked by Ginger Martin on her left

and Renee Lalita on her right.

I know, they're all so awful and so cliche.

Isn't it great?

Attention, students.

No horseplaying in front of the school entrance.

Text me if you want Pilates lessons.

I am not certified.

Oh, yes!

Okay, call the press.

No autographs please.

Oh, yes, everyone's jealous!

Slay !

Meow. -Oh, meow, meow, meow.

Meow, meow, oh, okay.

My outfit looks good on you .

Hey, girls, get in. -

Was that as embarrassing as I thought it was?

It was so much worse

than anything you could have imagined.

Hey, you okay?

Yeah, yeah, I, um,

I actually just saw a penny on the ground

and, you know, thought I'd,

thought I'd pick it up for good luck.

So it's just, yeah.

Cool, yeah.

I'm glad that you're okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Get up.

Oh my God, get up, get up.

This isn't what high school was supposed to be like.

Yup.

Are you even listening to me, Bobbie?

Yup, but it's like the same thing all the time.

You know, you're a loser, yup.

You want to be popular, yup.

I know, yup.

Okay, well, I've been doing some thinking.

Oh, great.

And I don't just want to be popular, Bobbie.

I want to be a POP Girl.

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You know, that's not even, like,

within the realm of possibility, right?

Well, it is if the POP Girls think I'm cool.

No, actually, it's not.

But you're gonna try anyway.

I mean, Vicki Reinhart got her belly button pierced

in 7th grade. -

How can you possibly compete with that?

Hey, Siri.

I want to be cool.

What should I do?

Hi, Susie.

Turn on the air conditioner or take a cold bath.

Pointless, okay.

Come on, Bobbie.

I mean, what do people do to be cool?

Dave Simon scored a touchdown last Friday night.

Now everyone thinks he's cool.

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Tryout's over!

Not helpful, Bobbie.

Hey, Mom. -Hi, you two.

Bobbie, your mom wants you
to stay at our place tonight.

Maybe being cool and
popular isn't all that important.

What?

I'm sorry, you don't want to go to all the best parties

and get with all the hottest guys?

You don't want to be on Clovis' IT page, Bobbie.

These are supposed to be the best years of our life.

And we're sucking it so far.

Oh my God!

Isn't it a little too soon for OnlyFans, yeah?

Ha, hold on.

-Mm-hmm.

What are you doing?

Huh. -

What do you think, yeah?

Made it a little ragged, a little edgy, yeah,

a little angry, like Olivia Rodrigo.

Oh my God, gimme the dress.

Scissors.

Be careful.

Thank you.

-Okay.

Here we go.

Whoa.

Trust the process.

Okay.

Give it a go.

Ooh. -Yeah, yeah.

It's giving quirky.

I love it.

It's giving short.

Wow. -Bobbie!

This was my favorite dress.

Now it's your, your favorite crop top.

Sorry. -It's fine.

You know, this other thing I
was thinking about, though,

you know, Destiny Rogers, she had that TikTok go viral.

Now everyone thinks she's cool.

Ooh, that's good.

Yeah? -That's good.

Okay.

What are you doing?

Hey, Siri. -

Can I buy TikTok followers?

Question mark.

Okay, you're looking for a clock.

No, Siri, I said, can I buy TikTok followers?

Question mark.

Oh my, someone is following you?

Oh my God.

Siri, I want TikTok followers so I can become popular

and I am willing to buy them.

Period.

Susie, I'm well aware of what you're asking.

And it's not a good idea.

But you can't take a hint.

Period.

Dang!

You should not be focused
on how to become popular.

You should be focused on finding your inner worth

and changing the world for the better.

Oh my God, she's got a point.

The desire to be popular stems from a shallow

adolescent phase. -

Yeah, yeah, and I'm in the midst

of a shallow adolescent phase.

She is. -Yeah.

Clearly, Siri never went to high school.

I did go to high school.

But I was popular.

Siri, can you just answer the question?

Question mark.

Yes, you can buy TikTok followers.

Here are some options.

Oh my God, oh my God, Bobbie.

Bobbie, this is it.

We can each buy a million followers.

Is this, is this a good idea?

Done. -Maybe read the review-

Tomorrow will be the day we become

the most popular kids in school

and maybe even POP Girls.

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Oh my God! -

Whoo!

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Attention, students.

Filming Tiktoks in school
bathrooms is not permitted.

Nice work.

Bobbie!

Yeah.

Hey, Susie and Bobbie, right?

Yeah.

I'm having my annual Valentine's
Day party next weekend.

We all dress up as famous couples

or something Valentine's-ish.

You guys want to come?

We love parties.

Cool, hope to see you there.

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Stop.

POP Girls lookin' stylish today.

Anyways, have you guys heard
of the endangered wolves?

Ew!

Go back to your short bus.

Ah-ooh.

No, no, dude.

-Hello.

It's weird to stare.

I wasn't staring.

They just walked by.

Okay, well, I was saying we need

to start planning for Dave's party.

This is so exciting, Vicki.

Becca, you'll be joining us.

Amazing.

I can't wait.

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

Susie!

♪ Who you gonna mark ♪

♪ When we bring strut, strut ♪

This way? -This way, this way.

Okay, yeah.

-Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

Here to party!

Susie Quinn and Bobbie Roberts,

please report to the school newsroom.

They're probably gonna give us an award

for being famous or something.

Let's go!

Follow me.

Next up, interview with the two

new social media celebrities.

Darby Duncan, head of All Things News at Clovis High.

We know who you are.

Of course you do.

And I totally know who you are.

Follow me.

When I count down, we go live, got it?

Okay, got it, yeah.

Quiet on set, please! -Quiet on set, please!

I just said that.

News is starting in three, two, one.

It's now? Now.

Good morning, Clovis High.

I have an important announcement for you.

Our class president, Vicki Reinhard,

has graciously informed me

that Susie Q and Bobbie
Roberts are now famous on TikTok.

Ew!

Now let's get a tickin' and a tockin'.

Oh! -

Oh!

Hello, Clovis High, as you've heard,

Susie and Bobbie are now TikTok celebrities .

As an influencer with 163,452 followers myself,

the most followed person at Clovis High, until now,

your overnight success is so inspirational.

And I want to make sure you
share your story with everyone.

Like, right now ?

If I may speak for the both of us.

You see, we have been working immensely hard

and dreaming about being this influential.

And I would say that, now,

I think we've gotten there.

Wouldn't you say? -Totally agree.

Thank you.

It has been a lot of pressure

to become this famous overnight.

I mean, we went to a coffee shop this morning

and were ambushed by fans.

Ambushed by fans.

It can be quite dangerous.

I mean, we were considering whether

or not we should even come to school this morning.

Am I talking too much?

Yes. -Oh, no.

No, please continue.

We want to hear everything.

Well, Charli D'Amelio reached out to us-

Oh! -To help us deal

with all of this fame. -Oh.

It's been a lot. -Charli D'Amelio?

Interesting. -Yeah, she's really sweet.

I expect we'll hear from Addison Rae soon.

You know, I just really wasn't,

I didn't really want to say that, you know,

I was really hoping for someone like AOC,

or better yet, any of the remaining Kennedys.

I'm sure you remember at least one of them.

Well, I... Anyway,

we are incredibly grateful to
be where we are at right now.

Thank you.

Thank you, Susie and Bobbie. -

You know, social media growth

and safety is so important, which is why I brought in

special guest speaker Duane Donroni,

TikTok's chief growth officer.

Yes, thanks for having me, Vicki.

It is great to hear that all of the kids

at the school is enjoying TikTok.

I truly want all of y'all to succeed on this platform.

But it has come to my attention

that two students -

has purchased a million followers each, last night.

And that, my friend, is fraudulent engagement.

No.

Oh my God.

Oh!

Thank you, Duane, means a lot,

keeping our school safe. -Don't leave me.

Bobbie!

Run to the bushes. -This way?

Run into the bushes, go!

Oh. -And remember, class,

if you see something, say something.

The day we become the most popular kids in school?

More like the day we became the most humiliated kids

on the face of the earth,

more so than Eliot Spitzer or Gary Hart

or that English man that made love to a pig.

I, I don't know who any of those people.

They're the most high-profile
political humiliations ever.

Did I say ever?

Okay, but how could I have known?

How could you have known?

Really?

We went from 16 followers to
1,000,016 followers overnight.

And the only people commenting
were NaughtyGirlSyxT9

and DoubleDeckerDebbie.

You can't tell me that wasn't a little bit suspicious.

It's sus.

What?

The popular kids, they don't say suspicious.

They say sus .

I'm gonna kill you.

Okay, look, I'm sorry.

But I saw buy a million followers for 9.99, and I did.

I didn't know.

And how did Vicki Reinhard get that guy from TikTok

to show up in our newsroom?

She's Vicki Reinhart.

She can literally do anything.

I mean, like, they put our accounts on the screen

and showed everyone how we bought followers.

And it didn't help that you farted

when they made you delete your accounts live on air.

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I was nervous.

Farting is perfectly normal .

You don't think-

Hmm? -You don't think

that Dave would, like,

uninvite us to his party, right?

Oh my God, why would you think that?

Do you think he would uninvite us?

Dave is cool.

He throws parties for cool people.

And we are even less cool than we were before.

It's a logical question.

Oh my God, let me see that story.

Hey, guys, excited to see you at my party.

Hey.

Hey, stranger.

I'm assuming you heard about my party.

Naturally, Vicki's already obsessing over costumes.

Of course she is.

Anyway, I was just making sure you can make it.

-What are we talking about?

Just confirming that you guys are coming to my party.

We are.

But please tell me you uninvited

those fake social media weirdos.

OMG, now that was bloody embarrassing.

Ginger, that English accent is so annoying.

You spent like a week in London, give it a break.

Who are those two losers, anyway?

That's Oozie Susie and Boobie Roberts.

Huh, who?

For the record,

I had one very unfortunate
pimple when I was in 7th grade.

And it popped in class and
exploded like nobody's business,

hence the nickname Oozie Susie.

But dang, I really thought we were past this.

Ginger, I remember everything.

But sometimes, I just don't care enough

to remember that I remember.

Anyway, who cares?

They were just trying to fit in.

Oh my God, that was way more than just trying to fit in.

Buying followers is this
generation's gonorrhea, Dave.

What they did might actually be illegal.

They could be filed for criminal charges.

Yeah, somehow I think the
court system is a bit too busy

to be worried about TikTok violators.

And I think they're funny.

What are y'all talking about?

Criminal.

Hmm? -I mean, criminals,

social media criminals. -Okay.

Well, the ball isn't gonna throw itself, babe.

You're supposed to be at practice.

Get to it.

Always keeping me in check.

Well, I'm gonna get going.

But I hope to see you ladies next Saturday.

Okay, bye, you two lovebirds .

So cute.

Don't tell me you're still obsessed with him.

I'm not.

He's just... Get over it.

He moved on.

Yeah.

Thanks to you.

Let me catch you up.

In 7th grade, rumor had it, Dave and Renee had a thing.

And when I say rumor,

I'm 97% confident it's a trumor.

Dave was the new kid in town.

Renee and Dave became besties.

But Dave wrote Renee a note,

because he wanted to be more than friends.

He wrote down all his deepest, darkest Dave desires.

Jasmine was the right flank POP Girl.

But she was too preoccupied with cheer leading.

That did not sit well with Vicki.

So she decided it was time to get rid of Jasmine

and replace her with Renee.

Come on, Bobbie,

gimme one more! -

While the details are sketchy,

Vicki gave Renee an ultimatum, give up the new guy

and devote her full attention to POP Girls,

or Vicki would humiliate Dave

by wallpapering the entire school

with his note that he wrote to Renee.

And while I never actually saw the note,

I heard its release would have been mortifying

-for Dave.

Mm-hmm.

We're going to that party.

And we're gonna redeem ourselves.

But I know we're not exactly experienced party goers.

We just need some help.

Yeah, right, we do.

But who's gonna help us?

♪ You want it, come get it ♪

♪ Subscribe to me ♪

♪ Got spirit, come see it on the like ♪

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Ugh, school's so boring.

Do you think people think I'm a student?

Hi!

Uh-huh, well, CBD.

Okay, now go POP slay your shirt.

Hi, principal.

Sorry, I'm late.

Nice tie.

Like this? -Yeah, sure.

That's the only button.

That's so cute.

Bye, Mom.

I love your mustache.

♪ Come get it ♪

♪ Subscribe to me. ♪

Hey.

Bitch.

What are you wearing?

Twins?

Not funny, Lalita.

Hold on, seriously? -Yeah, seriously.

Why didn't you send me a photo

of that shirt before you bought it?

Because I didn't think... Period.

Huh?

You didn't think.

That's the end of the sentence.

-Actually, I was gonna say,

I didn't really think it mattered.

And my top matches my shoes.

Match?

When is the last time you read a fashion magazine?

Matching is not the thing, not for outfits,

and definitely not for me and you.

God, this is the worst day of my life.

Skanky slut.

What did you say?

I said swanky butt.

I know, right?

Reminder, Clovis High is a bully-free zone.

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So Vicki hasn't been happy with Renee since that day.

And I think Renee's being kicked out.

Wait, promise we would
never ever do that to each other,

that we would never let anything come in between us.

I'm serious.

Bobbie!

You're the most important person in the world to me.

You're my best friend.

Well, you're my only friend.

-But still,

you mean everything to me.

Same.

Continue. -Okay.

So the other night, I saw Vicki

with Ginger and Becca at Dairy Queen.

And Renee wasn't with them.

Okay, ew, who still drinks dairy anymore?

-Lots of people.

No, thank you.

So I was thinking,

since Renee maybe has some
extra time on her hands now,

that she'd want to come over and teach us how to be cool

or maybe even how to become POP Girls, hmm?

Hmm ? -

No, that's never ever gonna happen.

You know that, right?

It's worth a try.

No. -Worth a try.

It's actually not, but you're gonna do it anyway,

'cause who cares what Bobbie says.

-Done.

Oh my God, that was so fast.

How do you even have her number?

I was behind in line at the smoothie shop

when she gave it for the discount program.

I memorized it.

That's creepy.

I know. -But continue.

Oh, ooh, she's typing, she's typing.

She spelled freaks wrong.

Yeah.

Does she, like, not listen to Nicki Minaj, hello?

What?

This is pointless.

Okay, so no great plan

for how we're gonna destroy our lives tomorrow.

Great, I'm gonna go home.

And I'm gonna get some sleep.

And I'm gonna show up at school tomorrow

as my totally normal loser self with my best friend,

who is also a loser.

That's me.

And we're gonna have a boring, normal,

uneventful loser of a day.

-Okay?

Okay.

I love you. -Love you.

See you tomorrow. -Bye, see you tomorrow.

Vicki, wake up.

Wake up!

Mom.

I have the perfect plan... Mom.

To elevate your popularity at school even more.

You need to date Susana Pringles.

Mom.

What is all over your face?

I'm slugging.

At three in the morning?

Wrinkles don't look at the clock.

Vicki Reinhard, don't you ever forget that.

You need to date Susana Pringles.

She is the most popular athlete at school.

I'm not gay.

Nobody cares about that anymore.

They do if you're not gay.

You over think everything, fine.

Date, oh, Anthony Scott.

Uh-uh, I don't like him.

Nobody cares about that either.

I do.

That's what I'm talking about.

You do like him.

But I-

Like him?

Trust me.

And I could see how you were looking at him

during the football game.

Mom, all the 150 people in the stands were looking

at him during the football game.

And I could see you were impressed.

With his football skills,

which are pretty good.

Right?

And you look great next to him.

I already photoshopped the two of you together.

And it's perfection. -

Excuse me.

-There.

I DM'ed him for you, from your account.

No. -And I won't stop

until we seal the deal. -What did you say?

Don't even worry about it, I'm a wordsmith.

-You're welcome.

I think I'm on point today.

Please pick up
your kids at the pickup zone.

Hey, ease up on the brakes a little bit.

Thank you so much.

Ow.

Just let her go.

Yup, there goes my coccyx.

Mom, this is ridiculous.

Embarrassing! -Mrs. Quinn,

hey, can we slow down, please?

-

What are you doing, Lalita?

You scared the crap out of me.

Oh.

Oh, yay, we're all here.

Okay, good.

Time for a POP chat about Dave's party and Pink Prom.

Important.

My prom dress needs to be the most dramatic, D-R-

Vicki, is it true that you and
Anthony Scott are talking?

I don't talk and tell, my friend.

Oh, okay.

It's totally true.

Wait, what?

You and Anthony Scott?

It's not official.

But once Darby starts spreading it around school,

we're gonna be the new it couple.

So wait, you like Anthony Scott?

Yes, I like him.

Anyway, this weekend, please don't be late, Renee.

Get your shit together, I swear.

Oh my God.

There's Alan Nalan

And? -He's kind of cute.

Ew, since when?

Sus.

What?

Oh my God.

I meant to say 'sup?

'Sup, like, 'sup?

And that's any better.

See, see that?

Alan Nalan is looking at the POP Girls.

And if I were a POP Girl, he'd be looking at me too.

Yeah, I don't think he's very
interested in the POP Girls.

Everyone has a thing for the POP Girls, Bobbie.

Even Principal Highburn has a picture

of him and Vicki as his wallpaper.

Principal Highburn-

What?

The superintendent
would like to speak to you.

Becca, I have told you a million times,

put a minimum of six feet between us and you.

I mean, have you ever seen a movie

where there's four popular girls?

No, it's always three.

Now keep it at six feet.

If I can cough on you, you're too close.

Don't look so smug, Lalita.

Six feet is closer than you think.

Like you two should even be
sharing the same airspace as us,

after that newscast.

Coming!

Hi, I'm Vicki Reinhard.

Do you know someone growing suspiciously fast

on social media?

If you see something, say something.

And keep our school safe.

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Students, reminder,

there's no number twos in the urinal.

She's been stalking me, bro.

It's been, like, really weird.

Oh, speak of the devil.

Hi, Anthony.

Hey, Dave.

Where's Jasmine?

She has art during our study period.

Hmm, isn't today the day you

and Jasmine pretend like you're a family

and babysit her baby brother together?

That is so cute for you.

Well, I will let you guys get back to studying.

I have a strict weekend schedule.

Go Clovis High Hawks!

Cah-caw.

Go Clovis High .

Stop texting me.

Start by being less desperate.

Okay.

And fix this hair. -

Okay.

Get a crop top or something.

I don't... And no.

Never again.

Ladies, we need to talk about your reckless behavior.

You both should be setting a better example

for your children.

Yeah, way to get us in trouble.

You're the one who almost ran him over.

You're the one who can't move on.

You're the one who can't keep her mouth shut.

Literally.

Well, I'm sorry that you were a nobody in high school.

I'm sorry you weren't hugged enough as a child.

I'm sorry you wore a jumpsuit,

yeah, a freaking jumpsuit to graduation .

Who wears that?

Well, I'm sorry you think what's

on the outside is more important
than what's on the inside.

It isn't?

I'm sorry that your daughter is the embarrassment

of Clovis High.

Well, I'm sorry your daughter is a little-

I recommend a two-week ban on pickup and drop-off

-for the two of you.

What? No!

Okay, no, no, Vicki cannot walk.

That is social suicide, oh my God, no.

-

"Cinderella", again, really?

If I can't solve my problems,

maybe dreaming about Prince Charming can.

Oh, God, what kind of 1950s time warp did you...

Stop.

Oh, I-

Oh my God.

I know.

You've texted Renee another 37 times.

You have to stop.

Oh no, here we go again.

I'm gonna stress eat .

Can we speed this up?

I don't have all day. -No, I can't.

Susie, are you okay?

Yeah, Mom, I'm fine.

Just working out my frustrations.

Okay, well, I definitely understand that .

Don't hurt yourself.

What was that? -I don't know.

-

Renee thinks she knows everything,

'cause she got her period in 3rd grade.

Well, I know well damn well

that little matching incident was no accident.

Sorry, I'm late.

My mom was moving a little slow.

She should really cool it on the Xannies.

She doesn't do Xannies.

She's just a calm person.

My mom said she really wonders about your mom, Renee.

And my mom is a psychotherapist.

So she knows when things are, like, off.

That's some scary shit.

What did you say?

I said, I live for your fit.

Oh, I know, right?

You guys started POP chat and POP slug without me.

Actually, we're just finishing up.

Everyone know what we're doing next week?

I know what we're not doing next week,

stealing Vicki's thunder by wearing the same fit.

Ditto.

I got all my outfits approved last night.

Did you hear that, Renee?

What?

Sorry, I didn't hear you.

You know what?

You're in the sleeping bag tonight, Diva Lalita.

Wait, are you serious?

Are you serious?

You've been acting different, Renee.

You need to remember where you came from.

What?

It's melatonin.

Lights out.

I knew it.

Bobbie, did you hear that?

What?

My phone, it just dinged

And?

And you're here.

You're the only ding I ever get on my phone.

What?

♪ Bah-bah, bah-bah, bah-bah, bah-bah ♪

Hey, Jas.

I feel like Coach doesn't even really care about-

What is this?

It's an old note I wrote to Renee.

Who sent that to you?

A, quote, concerned friend.

So I'm gonna say Vicki.

How did she get that?

She's Vicki Reinhard.

I mean, she can literally do anything.

You told me you and Renee were always just friends.

Yeah, we were,

are just friends.

Okay, yeah, 'cause this note does not look like

y'all were just friends.

What are you doing?

I'm handling my business.

What time is she supposed to be here?

4:00 PM, do have the time?

I don't have a watch on. -

She's here, she's here, she's here.

Focus, focus.

Shit. -Focus.

Great.

-

Open the door, Bobbie. -You open the door.

She's here, Bobbie, open the door.

I'm gonna open the door. -Open the door.

I can hear you freaks.

Can someone just let me in?

I'm gonna open the door. -Go.

Hi!

If anyone saw me, I'm telling them you kidnapped

and tortured my cat, and I
had to retrieve the dead body.

Got it?

Yeah, of course, totally reasonable.

Follow us.

Ta-da!

This is gonna be much harder than I realized.

Can I do this?

Yes, we can.

Barack.

Obama.

I thought that was a really good impression.

Okay, so I heard you got invited to Dave's party.

Yes.

Why?

Oh my God, did he uninvite us?

Did he tell you he didn't want us to go?

I knew that was gonna happen.

No, in fact, he wants you to go.

Oh my God, he does?

Why does he want us to go? Did he say?

Are you sure? What did he say?

Okay, so maybe we start by getting you party-ready.

Yeah, party-ready

I have the perfect cashmere sweater

and creased trousers I've been dying to showcase.

Plus, you have cake.

I never turned down a good partay.

Parties are all about how you present yourself,

Solo cup games, and mingling.

Let's start with presentation.

Susie, go out and walk back in the room.

Yeah. -Go.

Just... Go, go, go, go,

go, go, go! -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just, okay.

Go, Susie!

Whoo!

Far worse than I realized.

Okay, now walk like you're a bad bitch,

like Tom Holland asked you on a date.

Bad bitch, okay, I got it.

Bad bitch!

-

Break it down, break it down, break it down,

get into it. -Stop, stop, stop.

Stop. -

Do you not like Tom Holland?

I mean, personally, I'm more of an Andrew Garfield girl,

but POP POP, see.

Posture check.

The stance is crucial. -Yeah.

Shoulders back, walk like you mean it,

even when you don't.

♪ This could be the last time ♪

Much better.

This hurts.

It does, also, quick question.

What are Solo cup games?

♪ This might be the last ride ♪

♪ Every road could fall right under our feet ♪

Oh! -♪ I'm sinking to the ocean ♪

♪ This will be a lost street ♪

Just watch and learn.

Shoulders back.

I can do this.

Hi, how's it going?

♪ Saturdays ♪

Okay.

Hi.

Hey.

♪ In the room where it all gets real ♪

And you like what?

You don't...

Thank you, I worked really hard.

Oh, Bobbie.

♪ When the moonlight lit up your face ♪

♪ And let love spark ♪

♪ Saturdays ♪

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Don't do that, don't do that, don't, don't-

Whoa. -Don't do that.

This must have been the
most exhausting day of my life.

Exhausting, more like exhilarating.

This must be how the Dems felt in 2008.

Yeah, no, don't ever act excited.

You need to be calm, cool, and collected.

I'm going home.

Remember, when you see me at school,

you are dead to me.

Dead, right, thank you.

I'll come over again tomorrow

and then every day until the party

Okay.

♪ And follow you in the dark ♪

♪ Saturdays ♪

-Until the party !

♪ When we dance in the dark ♪

♪ In the room where it all gets real ♪

No, don't.

♪ Saturdays ♪

♪ When we dance in the dark ♪

♪ In the room where it all gets real ♪

♪ I know you know how it feels ♪

♪ Saturdays ♪

♪ When the moonlight lit up your face ♪

♪ And let love spark ♪

I love it.

It feels like, ooh, I'm a sweet little innocent cupid,

but yet I'm not, and I'm hot.

But will Anthony like it?

I mean, he's obsessed with me.

But I want him to be, like, totally obsessed with me.

No man could resist that.

I know, right?

Vicki, what should we wear?

Last year, we ran out of time,

and I had to go as myself.

-I don't have time

for your trauma dump, Ginger.

Renee, who are you texting?

My mom.

She's gonna come pick me up.

I have to get my eyebrows done.

I saw you changing in PE, yesterday.

I don't think it's your eyebrows
you need to worry about.

Dave.

Dave, hey. -Yeah.

Over here just lookin' for my football .

-Come here.

Let's go.

There are three party rules you must follow,

no matter what.

Rule number one, no drinking.

Rule number two, a fight will break out,

and when it does, don't be anywhere near it.

And rule number three, make a good impression

and leave way before the party ends.

That's, that's four rules.

If I say it's three, it's three.

Okay, got it, three rules, but why do we need to leave

before the party ends? -Yeah.

Because you look thirsty if you stay too long.

Oh, that's good.

Write that down, write that down.

POP training 101 is now complete.

-

We're POP training graduates.

Okay, stop.

The whole point of this is to be cool.

Speaking of, think about changing your names

to Q and Robert,

way, way cooler than Susie and Bobbie.

Now go to the party tomorrow,

show them everything I
taught you, and follow my rules.

And do not speak to me.

I'll be there watching

from a distance.

All right, you got it, Robert?

You got it, Q?

I got it .

Sorry.

Congratulations to Vicki Reinhard

on her fourth term as president.

All hail our fearless overlord.

-See, see, see?

It's easy. -I thought it was easy.

That was great. -Do it again.

Ready, hike.

Ooh, no, wait, wait, wait. -Come on, come on.

Wait, wait. -

Wait. -Why are you so scared?

Because don't tackle me for real.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

I'm not gonna hurt you, come on.

Come on, ah, come on.

No. -Come back, come back.

Come here, come here.

Come here.

Okay, let's do it again.

Okay, here we go.

Ready?

Don't tackle me, though.

I'm not gonna tackle you.

Not on me, you know I'm little

and brittle and stuff. -Okay.

-

Thank you.

So I've been thinking,

Oh, boy.

When we go to Dave's party, I want to make Renee proud,

like really proud.

I have an idea.

Spit it out.

So you know when Vicki is mean to people,

and they're nicer to her than ever?

I've noticed.

Okay, well, maybe we need to be mean to be cool.

What?

Hey, Siri.

When you're mean to people,

why are they nicer to you than ever?

Question mark.

It's been proven that when you are mean to people,

it triggers within them the desire to be liked by you.

And they may react in a way that is nicer than normal

in hopes that you will like them back.

See?

Oh.

So you're saying that if we treat people like crap,

they'll like us.

Pretty much.

Like, if we act like Napoleon ,

Donald Trump , Marie Antoinette,

they will like us.

Well, I don't think anybody

actually liked Marie Antoinette.

But yeah, I think they'll love us.

That's a great idea.

So you're in?

Yeah, I'm in.

Sounds like a disaster.

I'm out.

Oh! -Ready?

Mrs. Quinn, tonight, we're gonna become one

of the popular groups.

Oh !

Wow, that's exciting.

Yeah, it is.

Well, do you have a name for your group?

No, but that would've been a really

great idea to have earlier. -

Oh , oh , duh, I got it.

It just came to me .

Hmm? -Mean Girls.

Bobbie?

I see the problem.

That is the name of a film.

Well, plus, you kids are not mean.

How about Nice Girls?

Oh!

Okay, well, we're not nice anymore, Mom.

So that's definitely not gonna work.

Oh, you're not. -Oh my God, I got it.

What? -Nice Girls Not.

I've heard worse.

Renee loves it.

Oh. -Nice Girls Not, it is.

Susie, we're the only ones in matching costumes.

This must be what sexting leads to.

Hmm, hey, we got to activate mean mode right now.

Right, right.

Hey, Susie.

Hey, Bobbie.

Hey, what do you want, Darby?

Yeah, what do you want, Darby?

I'm surprised to see you here.

I just wanted to say hi.

- She's surprised.

Well! -

Get used to seeing us, okay?

You said hi.

Now say bye.

Yeah, go write that down somewhere.

Do whatever it is you do.

Bye. -Toodles.

We are really good at this.

Dude, who are you supposed to be anyway?

JFK and Jackie Kennedy.

Read a history book, jerk-off.

Okay, remember what Renee said, no drinking.

Just stick to the juice.

Right.

♪ I wonder was it in your man ♪

Let me hit this juice.

That's it. -Hey, John.

Hey Jackie.

Looking good.

I know.

♪ Y'all be sleepin' on me ♪

All right, we still got plenty

of mango and strawberry left.

We still got some mint left too, if you need any of that.

Thank you very much, here you go.

Be careful of that stuff, though, it'll kill you.

What do you guys need?

I don't do drugs.

♪ She was a socialite without a party ♪

♪ They met at a watering hole ♪

Mm.

Mm, oh, his juice is so good.

Let's go.

Move!

♪ That time we fell in love ♪

Hey, you.

Hey back.

I thought we were gonna show up at the same time.

Oh, I came early to help Dave.

Right.

God, get a room, nerds.

Cup on!

Whoo!

You trying to play?

What's it look like?

I've been training for this.

Okay, well you can join our team.

We're down a man.

-

Chump. -

What are you looking at, Avril Lavigne?

Bobbie.

We're the two champs right here!

What are they doing?

Bobbie, Bobbie!

Oh, 'sup?

'Sup?

Yeah, yeah, 'sup.

I mean like, 'sup?

This party's, like, whatever.

I actually think I'm gonna go hit up those supplies

that Swano's selling.

You're weird Susie Quinn.

-

Yeah!

Nobody spits in my Davey's cup.

What? -

Hi-yah!

What?

-

Fight!

♪ Imma talk that talk like ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Uh, uh ♪

♪ Imma talk that talk like ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

You like? Yes.

♪ Imma walk that walk like ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

Ooh, god.

Yeah!

Well, Renee did say we needed

to leave the party early, so-

I think now would be a good time.

♪ Talk that talk like ♪

Wake up, you two! -

Why are you hiding?

Because you're gonna kill us.

Yeah, yell at us while we're hiding.

It'll be easier.

Why would I yell at you?

Oh, maybe because you broke every single party rule

that I gave you?

No, no!

Oh my God, you're strong.

Rule number one, no drinking.

The sign said juice.

Jungle Juice, meaning that it's so strong

that when you drink it,

you start to act like a wild animal.

Rule number two, no fighting.

Okay, so maybe it got a little

-out of hand.

Wow, 88 likes.

That's really good.

Rule number three, make a good impression

and leave before the party ends.

Please tell me you did not piss off Darby.

Okay, so, like,

maybe Darby wasn't the happiest when we left.

We did leave before the party ended.

What happened to making a good impression?

See, I knew that extra rule would throw us off.

Just, just tell her.

Okay.

Okay, so we watch you and
the POP Girls be mean to people.

And you're popular.

So we wanted to try the same thing.

Okay, some people are mean.

But that's not what works.

It's about confidence.

That's what attracts people.

Oh.

Yeah, no wonder we're not popular.

We have no confidence.

Let's try something.

I'm gonna teach you the power stare.

Like the one that Barack Obama gave Vladimir Putin

at the G20 Summit in China.

Just say yes.

Yes.

Congratulations to Jasmine

for placing first in ladies TaeKwonDo.

I heard you won flip cup.

Then Jasmine kicked your ass.

Hi, good...

-

Oh. -

God, Dave Simon is as big old a loser as those two.

He's not a loser, Vicki.

Don't forget where you came from, Lalita.

Just because you're right of CP,

it doesn't mean you can't be removed.

Come on.

God, Becca!

What are you, like, 30?

Put it away.

You know what?

I just feel like Renee is really

over thinking this Vicki thing.

Mm, yeah.

She does kind of seem like a bit of worry-

All right, one for 20, two for 30.

Only XXL left in T-shirts,
today, everybody, but you know,

we still got hats. -

We got everything you need.

Oozie Suzie, Boobie Roberts.

Oh my God. -Thank you for your purchase.

Oh my God. -Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. -Oh my God.

Oh my God!

We got posters, right?

How did Vicki... She's Vicki Reinhard.

We are almost sold out.

She can do anything.

Get out of here.

Thank you very much.

Let's keep it moving, come on.

Aw, Boobie, you gonna cry?

That's hilarious.

You look like a pussy, yet you don't have one.

We got this.

Yeah.

Boots the house down.

Walk on three.

One. -

Two.

Three.

Oh my God.

Boots the house down, what does that even mean?

On my right!

Well, she made that easy for me.

Out!

OMG!

OMG, OMG!

Did that just happen?

I know. -Yes, it did.

Yes, it did. -It did!

-Renee,

Renee, what you just did was,

I mean, I love what you did, okay?

Let's just start there.

But was that the right move for you politically?

Sometimes, politics aren't

the most important thing, Bobbie.

Gonna have to agree to disagree

with you on that one, but-

What do we do now?

-

Vicki, I just got back from my well being yurt retreat.

You mean rehab?

Now, Vicki, you know

that my yurt retreats are alcohol-free

and important for my mental health.

Anyway, as soon as I got into cell service,

my phone has been blowing up

about Renee's little stunt today.

Mom, Renee gave me a gift.

You told me to end my friendship with her.

And she did it for me.

How could she do this to us?

We treated her so well.

She was nothing before she met us.

And now she'll go back to being nothing.

No, those new kids won't be a friend to her,

not like we were.

She won't be relevant.

She'll be nothing again.

Mom! -What?

I just said that.

Oh, Vicki, I can see how upset you are.

You're devastated.

Ooh, oops, okay .

Just a little bit of relaxation, CBD.

Okay.

Terri, what is going on?

Oh, thank God, you picked up.

Did you hear what happened, the betrayal?

My little Vicki can't stop crying.

Your sweet girl. -Sorry.

No, you know what?

I wouldn't put it past Renee

to try become more popular than the POP Girls.

Oh my God!

So should we be worried about Renee?

Please?

Renee doesn't have the
know-how to do anything other than

surround herself with losers.

I mean, that's what she was doing before the POP Girls.

And that's what she'll do after.

Oh my God.

What did I do?

I just can't believe we did it.

I mean, we're popular.

We're Nice Girls Not.

I know.

I got totally caught up in the moment.

Look, we're like the POP Girls but plus,

POP Girls Plus. -Plus.

We're POP Girls Plus. -POP Girls Plus!

No, we're not popular.

And we're not POP Girls Plus.

Oh, come on, Renee, we're, like, almost popular, right?

No, we're nothings that entertained some kids

at school by poking a narcissistic bear

and her pill-popping sociopathic mother.

So now we must quickly rise to the occasion,

or we come crashing down and
incinerate to a million pieces.

Do you understand what I mean?

What are you saying?

I mean that I decided, somewhat without thinking,

that I'd had enough of Vicki Reinhard.

Normally, I'd allow at least 12 weeks

to prepare for a transition like this.

But guess how much time we have?

Okay, let's just take the 12 weeks.

You're not the U.S. president,

and this isn't January 6th.

Okay, we have to do something,

and we have to do it now.

We have between now and next week at Pink Prom.

That's not a lot of time to go back

to the street fight we started
and throw a second punch.

Oh, hold on, I'm sorry.

Did you say Pink Prom?

Did you say street fight?

I can barely get myself ready for school,

let alone pick out an outfit for Pink Prom.

We're going.

Okay, you know my rule.

We'll make a good impression and get out there early.

We'll leave everyone wanting more.

Okay.

You promise?

Promise.

In the meantime, I've got to lay some groundwork

before Pink Prom.

You two need to lay low.

Avoid the POP Girls.

And for God's sake, please
follow my directions, this time.

I've been thinking, so I have an uncle, right?

And he's in a gang. -Bobbie.

Get to class.

So for the next week, Bobbie and I laid low,

while Renee laid the groundwork for Pink Prom.

She convinced Darby to give us another chance,

had secret conversations with Alan Nalan.

I need more information on this.

The one person who could verify

what she saw on Vicki's phone,

and placed multiple phone calls to Dee Dee Boomski,

because according to Renee,

Dee Dee knows how to rile up a crowd.

♪ Please tell me why ♪

♪ My car is in the front yard ♪

♪ And I'm sleeping with my clothes on ♪

-

♪ I came in through the window last night ♪

Oh! -Oh, dude, my eyes.

Studies show that working on your computer

in the dark is bad for your eyes.

I got to go.

Whatever, Susie. -Turn the lights off.

Hit the lights already. -Turn the lights off, Susie.

Turn it off! -

Oh my God.

Ow. -Bobbie,

Alan Nalan just gave me a look like, Susie Quinn,

you're the hottest girl that Clovis High.

Oh, hmm, did he? -He did.

Yeah, are we sure about that?

Let's unpack that later.

Speaking of hot, Renee says, we need to go shopping

for Pink Prom, stat, so let's go.

I can't

Let's go.

We're here to find cool prom outfits, nothing uncool.

Do you hear me?

Something hip, today, relevant, fun, enviable.

Ready?

Go.

Yes, you can do this.

You got this, little lady.

Damn right that's what I want you to do.

Dee Dee, do I need to remind you

whose boyfriend you took
last year behind the bleachers?

♪ And I know, I've got nowhere to go ♪

Didn't think so.

So spicy.

♪ And I don't need this ♪

♪ I don't even know your name ♪

-

♪ No, I don't want to play your ♪

-

♪ Lack of devotion now ♪

So you're not worried about her,

like, trying to take down the POP Girls?

Renee, take us down, flanked
by the two biggest nothings

a vagina has ever given birth to?

No, that's hilarious, though.

But now that you mention it,

I might have some fun with them,

just to entertain ourselves, come on.

Yes. -Did you not have breakfast?

Hey, Bobbie,

I think this is your shade.

Thanks.

Okay.

Do you think he's trying to tell me something?

He wants you. -

He wants me? -Positive.

Positive.

Oh.

What?

Do I look like a POP Girl, 'cause I feel like a POP Girl?

More like POP queen.

Got the eyes.

Poppin' off.

It's me, Ms. Bobbie Roberts.

Whoa. -

How did she even get this?

She's Vicki Reinhard.

Never mind.

Hey, dude, just brush it off.

Who cares?

Doesn't matter.

Let's go.

No.

No, it's not okay, Susie.

And it's not about whether other people care.

I care.

You don't have to be ashamed of who you are, Bobbie.

I'm not ashamed of who I am, Susie.

I just don't want everybody else

knowing my personal business.

And you know what?

I'm sorry, that is such a funny
statement coming from you,

somebody who's so desperately trying

to be someone that they're not.

Funny, right?

I just got over the photo your mom posted, and now this?

That photo wasn't my fault.

Bobbie, my mom posted it on Facebook.

Who even uses Facebook anymore?

Are you delusional?

This is all your fault.

You're so stuck on climbing the social ladder

that we keep getting dragged through the mud for you.

You wanted this, too.

I did this because I wanted to support you,

and you are my best friend.

Yeah, you know what?

We've had a lot of things happen that are crappy.

But I've always had you.

And I've never needed anything more.

That's a little sappy puppy.

And it seems like an awfully convenient stance

for you to take now, I mean.

Wow, know why I want to be a politician?

So I can make sure that everybody feels included,

no matter whoever or whatever they are,

not to rule the school
through fear and intimidation.

I'm out, Susie.

I'm done.

Wait, what?

What do you mean you're done?

Bobbie, don't go, come on.

This is nothing.

Do you know the stuff I've had to clean up for Vicki?

Unspeakable stuff.

Yeah, that's what good friends are supposed to do.

They're supposed to protect each other.

Bobbie, please.

Wait!

Bobbie and I had never been in a fight.

He's always been there for me.

And when Vicki embarrassed
him in front of the whole school

with that video, I should have been there for him.

I'm gonna get you something to eat, okay?

I didn't even try to understand how he felt.

And I let him down.

Oh, what do we do?

What do we do? -It'll be okay.

Oh God, oh God. -Don't worry.

I'm a trained professional. -Oh.

It's okay, ma'am. -Please help.

I'm trained in mouth-to-mouth, CPR.

911, emergency, there's a fire in my bedroom.

Where's the fire, ma'am?

Oh, thank goodness.

Your big hose is just what this fire needs.

But don't put it out too quickly.

I'll wait.

Oh, oh, oh, yes.

Okay,

Let's go get a burger.

Bobbie and I used to get burgers together .

-

While everyone's getting this filled in,

I'd like to pass around yesterday's quizzes.

♪ It's not what you say ♪

♪ It's how you say it. ♪

♪ I'll cut-copy-paste in the edit ♪

Watch this.

Pathetic.

♪ Better luck talking to a wall ♪

♪ Or picking up a one-way call ♪

Any word from Bobbie?

He hates the debate team.

He says there are a bunch of wannabe politicians.

Should I text him again?

Well, you sent me 59 texts before I finally said yes.

Give it a try.

Hmm.

True, okay.

♪ It's just that sometimes ♪

♪ I wish you needed me more ♪

♪ Want you to let me in the room ♪

♪ But you won't open the door ♪

♪ You want me to know what you want ♪

♪ Before you want it ♪

♪ Trapped in a box, I can't unlock it ♪

♪ Sometimes, I wish you needed me ♪

Come on, Bob.

♪ More ♪

♪ Sometimes, I wish you needed me ♪

The zombies are probably gonna want to work-

It's right down the street.

They're gonna need to go fast or something.

They still have...

♪ Antlers silently crashing ♪

♪ Stirring up the dust ♪

♪ What's the use in asking ♪

♪ I want you to meet me in the room ♪

♪ I can't tell you what to do. ♪

♪ Take me in your stride ♪

♪ Always falling behind ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ But sometimes ♪

Happy Pink Prom Day.

I'm not going.

I don't know what you're, oh!

Okay, okay, I just want to !

But I miss Bobbie.

-♪ Had it and every now ♪

Come on. -

Let's go. -No, I don't want to.

Come on, like you did.

Like you did.

Okay.

Yes.

Yeah.

Whoo, whoo, whoo! -There she is.

Okay. -Yeah.

Okay, I got this, I got this.

♪ Throw out a candle for my birthday ♪

♪ You take the cake ♪

♪ We started to drift away ♪

Are you almost ready?

Ready.

I hope you like it.

Ta-da!

I thought we picked out a different dress for you.

Hmm?

And, well, banana curls?

I can't do anything right.

I suck!

-

Oh God.

This is how I envision Hillary Clinton looking

after the election.

Mm-mm.

No.

Not my problem.

Not my problem.

-

♪ We ask to be friends ♪

She doesn't need me.

I definitely don't need her.

♪ We ask to be friends. ♪

I don't care.

She got herself into this.

She can get herself out.

♪ We ask to be friends ♪ -Trouble in paradise?

I don't know what to say except-

I'm really sorry.

I made a mistake.

Because I was a horrible friend.

And I hope you can forgive me.

I just wish that we could get along like we used to

when we were kids.

And I miss you so much.

I need my phone.

Bobbie?

Am I hallucinating?

No, you're not hallucinating.

It's me.

Bobbie, I'm so sorry.

I just didn't want to feel invisible anymore.

But I was important in your eyes.

And I didn't realize that was all I needed.

I , I know I dragged you into this.

And it was really messed up what Vicki did.

I, I don't care about being cool or popular

or a POP Girl.

I don't even want to go to Pink Prom.

I just, I just want to be your best friend again, please.

No.

What ?

Oh, hell no!

We're gonna Pink Prom!

Oh, thank God. -

Boots the house down!

I missed you, dude.

I missed you, too, dude.

All right, let's go, people.

We have work to do.

I have makeup.

Don't move.

Makeup coming, makeup coming, makeup, makeup.

Dee Dee, I've had your back for years.

Do I need to bring up Baby Queefs-A-Lot?

Do you need help

putting your shoes on? -No, no, no.

Right.

Are these yours? -Move.

What?

Are these yours?

Yes, I need the left one, okay.

Ladies, we are hot AF.

Boots the house down!

Nice Girls Not, one, two, three.

Nice Girls Not!

♪ Did you ever notice ♪

♪ We've been lost for a moment ♪

♪ The night was everlasting in our eyes ♪

♪ It was going out of focus ♪

♪ And we look again ♪

♪ As we take it in ♪

♪ Didn't know we were the last ones ♪

♪ To stay the night ♪

♪ The only ones to hold up ♪

♪ And say it's all right ♪ -

Okay, just me.

♪ The only ones to hang out ♪

♪ And say it's all right ♪

The dance started over an hour ago.

Yeah, and we need

to make our shock-and-awe entrance, duh.

Ah, George Bush, Junior, nice.

-No, Susie, listen.

Stop that gag reflex.

-You got this!

You're strong.

You're funny.

You're confident, beautiful.

Bobbie, when we weren't talking,

I got something for you.

They're beautiful.

Thank you.

Let's do this.

♪ It's always a mystery to love and be loved ♪

♪ Tell me why is a lifetime not enough ♪

♪ What am I so afraid of ♪

♪ And my head stopped thinking again ♪

Oh my God.

Susie Q just Pink Prommed POP slayed that dress.

Did I say that out loud?

Wait, you were serious about this?

Serious as something that
you thought was a bad shave

but turned out to be something else.

Ooh, burn.

Literally .

Yeah.

And I would know nothing about a bad shave,

even though I desperately wish I did.

Get out of the way for Nice Girls Not.

Aw, you guys have a name too?

Presh.

Dumb and Dumber are trying to be be popular

with Renee Lalita .

Now that is funny.

Q.

That's Q and Robert to you.

Q, where's that name from,

'cause you don't know how to spell or speak.

You got this.

It's the kind of name you're gonna call me from now on.

Are we clear?

Ooh!

Uh-huh, that's right.

You saw that right.

Whatever.

You downgraded to two losers,

and you still didn't even take CP.

I'm not insecure enough to need it.

Let me tell you something.

Power isn't for the insecure.

Why, thank you, Vicki Reinhard.

Well, that wasn't a compliment.

Step out of the way, Vicki.

Your bubble's popped,

You wish.

Take your Three Amigo asses and ride on outta here.

What does that even mean?

I cannot wait to see you go down, Vicki Reinhard

And not the kind of go down

that you're used to, Vicki Reinhard.

Oh!

Ew.

Oh, Renee, my friend,

bring it!

That's Diva Lalita to you, my ex-friend.

Vicki, you hold things over people's heads

so they fear you.

You don't know what it's like to be loved,

'cause you're too busy
literally hating everyone else.

Sure, okay, me and Bobbie don't always look the coolest

or have the hottest outfits

or have a mom that can shotgun a beer.

Mm.

Okay, but that doesn't make us or anyone else

in this room any less worthy of love or acceptance.

All dictatorships must come to an end.

Vicki Reinhard, your reign of terror is over.

Damn!

Skinny bitch got strong.

Wow!

God!

Vicki!

Oh!

I'm so proud of you.

Good job, queefer.

Shh!

Vicki's so pissed.

You owe me big, Lalita.

Hey, Renee!

Can I get an interview with Nice Girls Not on Monday?

Let me get back to you on that.

Hey, by chance, do you know where Jasmine is?

You haven't heard?

Dave broke up with her.

He was upset when she punched Boobie .

I mean Bobbie.

Something about violence isn't the way.

I've been wanting to do this for a long time.

♪ Kiss me out of the bearded barley ♪

♪ Nightly beside the green, green grass ♪

♪ Swing, swing, swing the spinning step ♪

♪ You wear those shoes ♪

♪ And I will wear that dress ♪ -Could I have this dance?

♪ Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight ♪

♪ Lead me out ♪

♪ On the moonlit floor ♪ -Hi.

Hi. -♪ Lift your open hand ♪

♪ Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance ♪

♪ Silver moon's sparkling ♪

Hey, so sorry to interrupt this.

But I was live on Instagram and Jasmine joined.

And she just saw that, and now she's commenting.

I'll just [clears throat],

I'll just read you what she said.

I'm coming over there right now,

and I'm gonna knock that biatch's teeth into the back

of her throat so she'll never be able to...

Do I need to continue?

Oh, heck no, I ain't stickin' around for that.

Can we pick this up another time?

Yeah, definitely. -Yeah.

♪ Bring your flowered hat ♪

♪ We'll take the trail marked on your father's map ♪

Susie, we got to go.

Yeah, I'm just kind of in the middle of something.

We should go now.

Yeah.

Hey, man.

We gotta go.

I'll text.

Okay, bye.

♪ Lift your open hand ♪

♪ Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance ♪

Don't hurt her.

You seem like a great guy.

♪ So kiss me ♪

And here, I thought you were avoiding me .

Well, well, well, if it isn't the train wreck

of all humanity, Ms. Terri Reinhard herself.

What, what are you doing-

In Fireman Brad's truck?

Oh, well he's a little tied up right now, you know?

-

Waiting for me to get home and rock his world.

No, you're lying.

Oh , I'm not lying.

And isn't it ironic that it was 25 years ago,

right over there, at that dumpster, on prom night,

where I found you chewing on a sausage

that was attached to my boyfriend?

No.

I can't help it that your
boyfriend wanted me, and not you.

Well, I can't help it

that Fireman Brad no longer wants a backstabbing,

manipulative narcissist with a fake weave

and tacky Lee Press On Nails,

and he wants me instead.

But you know what, who can blame him, really?

I mean, I am a lady in the streets

and a beast in the sheets.

Okay, gross.

I want you to know that I see you

for what you really are, Ellie Quinn

and that a Reinhard never forgets.

That's exactly what I'm hoping,

that you never forget this.

Hi, Ellie!

Oh.

Can't wait to see at the Bake-A-Thon next week.

Oh, don't you know it.

We're gonna win that chocolate chip cookie crown.

Oh, you look so sad.

You know what?

Take Fireman Brad's hat and enjoy it,

'cause that's as close as you're ever gonna get

to his head ever again .

I won.

I win.

What if we just hack into their Instagram account?

God, Ginger, can you please, for once,

just think of something smart?

Going to hurt me.

-Leaving already?

I bet they humiliated themselves at prom.

Come on, let's go.

Excuse me. -Watch out,

man in heels comin' through. -Move!

Ow, ow, my feet.

Oh, man, hey!

No, no, oh!

Where is she?

You're crazy, loser.

I'm crazy?

Oh, prom's not over.

No, no, stay, stay, stay.

Prom isn't over yet.

Oh, Destiny Rogers, please,

please make a TikTok with me, please, please.

Oh, it's over.

And so are you, Vicki Reinhart.

Say cheese! -

Come on, let's go.

Mom, what's with the truck?

Oh, I just had to put out a few fires.

Okay.

Mom, let's go.

Go.

Go now. -

Lalita!

Bobbie!

Bobbie!

Stop the car!

Hey, I think you forgot something.

I guess I did .

Bobbie, you looked amazing tonight.

Thank you.

Okay

Bye. -Bye.

Oh my gosh.

-I know, I know!

Boots the house down!

Receipts 100% confirmed.

Vicki bought almost all her followers.

Ready for the interview.

Breaking news confirmed.

For so long, all I ever wanted was to be popular.

But now, I realize that what
I really wanted was to matter

and to make sure others know that they matter too.

Are those the receipts?

Mm-hmm.

Printed, so vintage of you.

Susie, are you ready?

When we count down, we go live, got it?

Quiet on set, please!

News is starting in three, two, one.

Hi, I'm Darby Duncan,

head of All Things News at Clovis High.

And welcome to this breaking new segment.

I am here with Clovis High's newest it girl, Susie Q.

Tell us, how did this come to be?

It's actually Susie Quinn.

And to be honest,

I was so focused on getting the adoration

of people I didn't know that I forgot

to care about the people right in front of me.

The people who accept me for who I am,

people who I care about most.

You know, acceptance comes
from being true to ourselves.

Maybe some people don't
understand who you are right now.

But give them time, they may come around.

As we get older, we figure ourselves out

and what we think is important changes.

Maybe that's catching the winning touchdown,

to catching up with an old friend,

Auditioning next, Ginger Martin.

Sometimes, a funny accent is someone trying

to break out and express themselves.

Oh, I love you, Ginger!

Save the Wolves Club,

this is all very important to me, so-

And when we're free to be who we want,

we attract other people just like us.

Bobbie was right.

He told me to treat high
school like the U.S. government

and ignore the popular vote.

But you're good at being popular.

It's what we do.

You're a Reinhard.

Mom, it's fine. -

I'm gonna be okay.

He taught me that everyone deserves love,

even if they don't think that they do.

Hey, look around.

You might already have all the likes

and followers that you need.

I know I did.

Inspiring others to be who they are,

forgiving your friends when they make a mistake,

and sometimes standing up for yourself,

I think that's what's most important.

Renee, anything to share?

I think Susie's got this.

My friends and I have learned

that the rarer action is in virtue than in vengeance.

Yeah.

They go low, we go high.

Well, there you have it.

Not quite what I was looking for.

Thanks for having us, Darby.

Tune in next week for more Clovis High gossip.

I mean news.

Newest it girl.

I mean, am I dating the most
popular girl at Clovis High?

I hope not.

Me too.

Ah, you guys see that?

That's my girl.

Did you guys see that?

Hey.

Stop.

I'm really proud of you.

That was awesome. -Stop it.

You're embarrassing me. -Oh, sorry.

Stop. -Oh, we're live.

Stop.

Cut.

♪ Just a teenage wannabe ♪

♪ Can't wait to grow up ♪

♪ Little blue jean baby ♪

♪ On the sidewalk, dumbstruck ♪

♪ I made a stupid wish ♪

♪ I ran myself off track ♪

♪ You brought me back to life ♪

♪ Rather be with you ♪

-♪ My house after school ♪

-♪ Don't care what we do ♪

-♪ I don't have to be cool ♪

♪ Call yourself a nobody ♪

♪ Listen and do in your eyes ♪

♪ Everyone knows when you're 17 ♪

♪ All you do is try ♪

♪ I made a stupid wish ♪

♪ I ran myself off track ♪

♪ You brought me back to life ♪

♪ Rather be with you ♪

-♪ My house after school ♪

-♪ Don't care what we do ♪

-♪ I don't have to be cool ♪

♪ Wanted to be ♪

♪ I wanted to be cool ♪

♪ Watching my eyes spin ♪

♪ A mystery light staying on ♪

♪ Memories fading ♪

♪ Doesn't matter where we go ♪

♪ I'm gonna abandon where we ♪

♪ Rather be with you ♪

♪ My house after school ♪

-♪ Don't care what we do ♪

-♪ I don't have to be cool ♪

-♪ Anywhere with you ♪

-♪ I know you do too ♪

-♪ Don't care what we do ♪

-♪ I don't have to be cool ♪

♪ I don't have to be cool ♪