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Cousin Leon: It all started
with my dad's dresser.
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Five drawers high, and
the top drawer was actually
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two drawers,
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and one on the left...
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had it all.
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I rummaged through that drawer
every day, touching everything,
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little pocket knives,
broken watch,
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and a deck of playing cards
with sexy ladies on them.
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I wanted to marry
the three of clubs so bad.
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In many ways,
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I'm still
chasing that top-left drawer.
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It's ruined everything.
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My name is Cousin Leon,
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and I'm a rummager.
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Uh...
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this is a book club meeting.
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♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪
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♪ All night long ♪
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Roger: This is Laughingstick
in the Morning.
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Shack up season
is on the horizon,
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the fifth season on the rez.
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And like desperate
squirrels gathering nuts,
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people are rushing around,
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trying to hook up ahead
of the long, cold winter.
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Speaking of hook-ups,
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Rose and Stephen Harper
are getting married soon,
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and Paul will be the best man.
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Will he ever find
someone to shack up with?
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- Ronny: Fok!
- Roger: Who knows?
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Pants is all fucked up!
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♪ I can't believe ♪
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♪ My fucking eyes ♪
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♪ I wanna shack up with you
(Fuckin' love you) ♪
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Stupid BMX,
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the pants got caught in the
gears doing power slides.
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Believe it or not, the same
thing used to happen to me.
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Here.
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You're Chief Jo's bro, huh?
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Barely recognize
you in that tie.
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- What the fuck is this shit?
- I can help.
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Oh, have at 'er.
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You like mac and cheese?
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With... cut up wieners?
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Is there any other way?
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Not that I know of.
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I gotta go.
I've got business things to do.
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Yeah, same. My buds are waiting.
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Oh. Hey, I almost
forgot to give you your tape.
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It's funny, eh? Tape,
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how it can, uh, stick
two things together.
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Like... rez dogs?
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Well, I'd invite you
over to my house, but, uh,
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Dad's building it onto his.
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Guess who's going
to have her own door?
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(clicking tongue)
This chick right here.
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You could come to my place.
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I'd like that.
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See you later.
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Jo: So, what do you think
about your new high school?
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I don't know, Ma.
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This place is
a pile of hot trash.
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You sure this is
gonna be ready in time?
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It's got some good bones in it.
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(thudding)
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(crashing)
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Chickadee: Yeah, broken bones.
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It just needs
a bit of elbow grease.
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It looks uneven.
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Dean: Ah, chill, bro.
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My father is
not a chill guy, Dean.
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Look, I haven't told anybody
this before, Dean, but...
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well, this company has been
in my family since the 1600s.
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My father is Sir William
Northstore IV,
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a direct descendant of
Sir William Northstore,
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who founded the company.
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And, uh,
well, as you can imagine,
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my family has
a difficult history.
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Sir William I came to this
continent in search of riches.
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Before long,
he built an empire on furs,
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but he didn't share
any of that with your ancestors.
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Dean: Oh, so you greased us.
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Greg: Yeah, Dean.
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He built posts all over, moving
your people out of the way
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and getting richer
by the second.
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Whoa, bro!
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We have way more
in common than you think.
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- How's that?
- We both think your dad sucks.
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I swear, you want to get
anything done around here,
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you got to do it yourself.
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Cousin Leon:
Heard you could use a hand.
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What are you still doing here,
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you greasy dirtbag?
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Never left.
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So, you've just been lurking
around, like some kind of lurk?
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Come on. Let me help.
It's my way to apologize.
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You wanna help?
Grab a scrub brush.
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Ma, you can't be serious.
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You can start by washing
all the weenuks off the wall.
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No problem.
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Yeesh!
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This one could
use some antibiotics.
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Ronny: Ugh. Is this vegetables?
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Uh, it's actually
called parsley.
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French people do it.
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Oh, hard pass.
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But, uh, it's okay.
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I bring my own
pepperettes anyway.
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So, I was thinking, maybe later,
we could go for a walk.
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Fok! Bit my fok'n tongue!
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You okay?
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Yeah, it's just
because I eat real fast.
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(phone chiming)
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As I was saying,
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maybe later,
you and I can go for a walk.
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Or maybe we can
play some cribbage.
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Are you ignoring me right now?
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No, it's just
my buddies want me to come by,
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so we can
ghost-ride bikes later.
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- Oh, yeah?
- You ever do that?
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It's when
you run beside your bike,
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and you take it up a hill...
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(whispering:)
...you push it down,
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and you watch it crash.
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I mean, that sounds
cool, if that's...
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something you're into.
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Nah, that's fine.
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I'm going to stay here
and we're gonna play...
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"crimmage".
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I'm going to make some juice.
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Juice.
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Seems a little crooked.
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I checked it with a level.
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No matter, I didn't
come here to look at signs.
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I came here to talk to my son.
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- Alone.
- Oh.
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Yes, back to work.
Back to work, everybody.
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Oh.
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You there, worker.
Had a long journey,
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fetch me a coffee.
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Worker?
(chuckling)
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You got the wrong bro, bro.
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I just gave you a direct order.
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Look, man.
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I ain't no corporate sell-out,
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button down, corn-fed,
buttoned--
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Okay, Dean, hey.
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Why don't you go cool off?
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Okay, man.
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I will cool off.
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I trust you'll burn that
,as per North Store policy?
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Yes, sir.
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Oh. Those are our
number one seller.
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Gregory, I'm afraid
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you're being
taken advantage of here.
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You've always
been such a... pushover
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I don't know about that,
Dad. I...
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Okay.
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Have one on my tab, bro.
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Roger (on radio:) Sorry, Hilda.
I've told you a million times,
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I don't know
where to get a hitman.
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What's your
fascination with hitmen?
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Painted over every
weenuk in the school,
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all 83 of them.
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Hey, thanks, Leon.
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Roger: This one's for all of you
working away at the school.
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(twangy rock music
playing on radio)
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I love this one!
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Me too!
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Turn it up!
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(twangy rock music
playing on radio)
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This is too much.
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(twangy rock music
playing on radio)
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♪
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Ho'leh.
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Nice dance moves.
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(woman singing in
Indigenous language)
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(woman singing in
Indigenous language)
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(both laughing)
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(woman singing in
Indigenous language)
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This Leon's not too bad.
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Told you, Cousin Leon's dead.
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All right,
let's get back to work.
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Hey, do you wanna
pass me that tape?
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(woman singing in
Indigenous language)
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(chuckling)
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(woman singing in
Indigenous language)
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(woman singing in
Indigenous language)
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(woman singing in
Indigenous language)
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(woman singing in
Indigenous language)
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Do you just see the future?
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Yeah. You?
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Yeah.
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(woman singing in
Indigenous language)
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(woman singing in
Indigenous language)
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(wind gusting)
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She fuckin' greased me?
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(knocking)
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Hey, Paul.
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I'm sorry I greased you.
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Here, I, uh...
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brought you something.
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Try one.
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Pepperettes?
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Go ahead, help yourself.
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(chuckling)
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How can I make it up to you?
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You want to come
ghost-ride bikes with me?
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No. I've got plans with my mom.
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Oh, moms love me, bro.
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Okay.
So, you want to come over?
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Yeah, I want to meet your moms.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Oh, nut shot! Psych!
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Ow!
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This is so crazy, hey?
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You, me.
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It's not that crazy.
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Well, I just mean, like,
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I'm the chief
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and you... are Leon.
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It's not that crazy.
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You want some more ice cream?
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Sure.
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Why'd you do that?
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Do what?
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Take your purse.
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It was just sitting out
and I thought...
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I want to freshen up
and my makeup's in there.
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You thought
I was going to rummage.
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No, no.
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I know that you've changed.
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Chickadee: Ma, you home? Ma...
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- Hide! Hide!
- ...why is the door locked?
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You weren't at the school.
Still a shitload of work to do.
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I was just on my way over there.
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You're acting weird.
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Let's go get some
snacks on the way.
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You don't want any snacks?
Now, that's weird.
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Let's go.
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(sobbing)
Who wants spaghetti?
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Oh, that's you crying.
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Thought Nelson
lost his mom again.
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I'm not crying.
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There just must be onions
in these spaghetti cans.
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This is about
your dad, isn't it?
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He makes me feel so small.
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You know what the cure
is for feeling small?
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It's getting big.
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And you know who
famously said that?
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I can't...
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Me! And you know
what else I said?
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I said, it's time for you
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to get out from under
your dad's bullshit and quit.
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Dean, I can't just quit.
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If you're a descendant
of Sir William,
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then you are bound by
a lifetime contract.
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It's signed
right out of the womb.
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The only way out
is through death.
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Or firing, but I haven't figured
out how I could get fired. I...
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Greg, you've come
to the right guy.
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00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,593
You came to me.
262
00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:43,095
(sniffing)
263
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:46,098
Oh, that smells great, Angus.
264
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:51,604
Agnes! It's Agnes.
265
00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,172
Oh, well, thank you
266
00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:55,841
for picking the parsleys
out of my soup, Agnes.
267
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,077
No problem, Ronny.
268
00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,579
- So, you like bikes, Ronny?
- Mm-hmm. Mmm...
269
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,548
You know, if you eat
too fast, you could...
270
00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:03,949
Fuck!
271
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:08,721
Oww! Every fuckin' time!
272
00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:10,222
(groaning)
273
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:13,893
It's like watching
a crow eat roadkill.
274
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:16,529
Oh, hey, I almost forgot.
Yo, Angus, can you microwave
275
00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,230
some of these
pocket rockets please?
276
00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:20,232
But just for
a little bit, not too long.
277
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,602
Sure thing, Ronny.
278
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,304
Ronny: These babies
taste awesome warmed up.
279
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:28,641
Agnes: Heating them up!
280
00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,476
You know I call
the pepperettes my babies,
281
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:34,747
'cause I'm never,
ever having kids.
282
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,048
(belching)
283
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:43,956
Leon, can we talk?
284
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,991
Oh, you brought your purse.
285
00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:47,960
Aren't you worried
I might rummage?
286
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:51,163
Admit it, you've done
some shady shit in the past.
287
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:53,833
But cleaning all those
weenuks meant something.
288
00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:56,969
Those weenuks
did mean something to me.
289
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,138
- You're full of moo.
- I am not.
290
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,406
I can fok'n smell it from here.
291
00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:03,142
Okay, then!
292
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,977
Come to Rose's wedding with me.
293
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,245
Like a date?
294
00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:08,581
Not really.
295
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:12,518
Come with me as a person who
just happens to be with me,
296
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:16,155
together at the same time
in the same place.
297
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,324
Shit's confusing.
298
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,659
Call it a pre-date.
299
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:23,863
Okay.
300
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,801
Ronny: Mmm.
301
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:32,171
Mmm...
Mm-mm-mm-mmm.
302
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,940
Mm-mm-mm-mmm.
303
00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,208
Mmm...
304
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:39,011
Mm-mm-mm-mmm.
305
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:43,182
The fuck?
306
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,920
You ready bro?
307
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,188
Yeah!
308
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,390
All right,
it's getting fired time.
309
00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:52,725
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
310
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,760
(screaming)
311
00:14:54,827 --> 00:15:03,402
♪
312
00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:05,070
(growling)
313
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:08,574
(screaming)
314
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:10,843
Dean: Whoo!
315
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:17,249
Come with me. Now!
316
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,759
Excuse us.
317
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,260
- Hey.
- Hi.
318
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:30,362
There's something
I want you to have.
319
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:32,197
What is it?
320
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,202
It's beautiful.
321
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:38,637
Just like you.
322
00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:41,607
I love it.
323
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,208
It used to be my mom's.
324
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:46,145
She told me...
325
00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:48,414
to give it to someone
special someday.
326
00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:51,817
Oh, that's so sweet.
327
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,086
No way!
328
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,088
They have those
little sliders I love.
329
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,389
You want one?
330
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,391
Uh, yeah, sure, okay.
331
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:02,328
Be right back.
332
00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:04,997
My pin!
333
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:07,333
Someone stole my Bumblebee pin!
334
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:11,270
Ooh, if I had that hitman, none
of this would have happened!
335
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:15,107
I know what you're trying to do.
336
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,575
Well then, do it, then, fire me.
337
00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:18,577
- Gregory, cut it out!
- I don't want this job,
338
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:22,147
I don't want this name, and I
don't want you in my life.
339
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:23,482
You know what I want?
340
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,317
I want you to take this contract
341
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:28,087
and shove it up
your posting hole.
342
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,089
And by that,
343
00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:33,092
I think he means your asshole.
344
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,127
Greg: Dean...
345
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:39,765
What exactly are you going to do
without my help and my money?
346
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:41,767
We're going to
open up our own store.
347
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,836
- We are?
- Yeah, man.
348
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:45,371
Yeah, man.
349
00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:50,209
Then this makes
you my competitor,
350
00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:52,845
and I don't play nice.
351
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,151
Oh, and Gregory, you're fired.
352
00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:05,190
Dean: Yeah, dude!
353
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,728
(gasping)
354
00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:12,064
My boy...
355
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,799
what did Ronny do to you?
356
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:16,035
She... hurt me.
357
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:17,870
Where?
358
00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:21,006
In my heart.
359
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,877
(speaking Indigenous language)
That bad woman Ronny!
360
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:28,547
(sobbing)
361
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,920
Leon, what the fuck?
362
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,556
What? You don't like your pin?
363
00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:41,093
(whispering:) You stole it.
364
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,696
I didn't steal anything.
You did.
365
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,600
Got you.
366
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,203
See you around,
my little three of clubs.
367
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,910
Attention, everyone. We are
gathered here today
368
00:17:57,943 --> 00:17:59,912
to celebrate the union
369
00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:03,615
of one Rose Sinclair
and Stephen Harper.
370
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:07,519
And also, to honour Ed.
371
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,721
It was his wish to save money
372
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:13,692
for his funeral by leeching
onto another ceremony.
373
00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:16,295
So, we'll be doing
two things at the same time.
374
00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:19,698
Let's begin.
375
00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:20,933
(bridal march playing)
376
00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:22,801
(exhaling sharply)
377
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:25,304
(bridal march playing)
378
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:35,214
♪
379
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:41,053
Do you Rose,
380
00:18:41,086 --> 00:18:43,155
take this guy to be
your forever shack up,
381
00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:45,791
to love him,
comfort him,
382
00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:48,427
to be his rock and his roll,
383
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,963
through good times and bad,
384
00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:53,165
for as long as you're
both kicking around?
385
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:54,633
I do.
386
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:04,743
Do you, Stephen Harper,
take this--
387
00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:06,311
Yes, I do!
388
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:07,813
Paul...
389
00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:26,365
Ed was a moocher in life...
390
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:27,699
(mournful organ playing)
391
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:31,770
...and also a moocher in death.
392
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:35,340
Nobody really knew him, but
we're going to miss him dearly,
393
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:38,777
like all the things
that he "borrowed".
394
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:44,783
Now, before I declare
these two married,
395
00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:47,486
does anyone object?
396
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:51,523
Speak now
or forever shut your trap.
397
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:55,727
Then, Rose and Stephen Harper,
I declare you--
398
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:58,664
I have an objection.
399
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:02,134
(guests gasping, chattering)
400
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:05,904
Stephen Harper,
you are a beautiful man.
401
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:07,739
You're perfect.
402
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:12,411
But that's the problem,
I don't need perfect.
403
00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:14,313
Paul,
404
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:16,014
you and I are so different,
405
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,849
but, somehow, we fit.
406
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,519
You're the butter to my bannock.
407
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:24,022
You're-- you're the water
to my juice.
408
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,158
You're the cut-up wieners
to my mac and cheese.
409
00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:28,327
Babe...
410
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,696
we complete each other.
411
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,532
I love you!
412
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:34,933
I love you.
413
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,842
(Agnes chuckling)
414
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:47,112
Agnes: Oh!
415
00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:52,050
Well... Ed's still dead.
416
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,919
(mournful organ playing)
417
00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:57,389
So, let's bow our heads
for a moment of silence.
418
00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:03,962
Roger: To quote the great
warrior Chief Sitting Bull,
419
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,932
"That was one weird
fuckin' summer."
420
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:09,001
Dean and Greg
are opening a co-op.
421
00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:10,269
Chickadee and the teens
422
00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:11,637
are gonna stick
around for high school.
423
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,772
Who knows?
424
00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:16,908
Paul could even get his diploma.
425
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:20,479
Speaking of Paul, guess he
and Rose are back together.
426
00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:23,015
But for how long?
427
00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:25,083
As we ponder
this great question,
428
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,152
here's Charlie Chochoet
429
00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:30,689
and the Runner-Awayers
with "Gone For Good Again".
430
00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:31,957
(country music playing)
431
00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:35,193
♪ You look so lovely ♪
432
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:37,763
♪ Is this all a dream? ♪
433
00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:43,168
♪ Gonna make a vow ♪
434
00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:47,372
♪ To the Lord above ♪
435
00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:51,276
♪ I promise you ♪
436
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:55,380
♪ I'll give you all my love ♪
437
00:21:56,548 --> 00:21:58,350
♪ Girl, you're so... ♪
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