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Roger: Well, Grouse Lake,
it's debate day.
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Do we stick with Chief Deedee
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or shake things up
and choose Councillor Jo?
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Can't decide?
The candidates' debate
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takes place this afternoon,
hosted by yours truly.
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(imitating Roger)
In the meantime,
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here's Harold Meesh
and the Bushy Ones
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with "Short and Curly Blues."
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(in normal voice) So?
Did I sound like you or what?
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You sound nothing like me.
Now, get out of my seat.
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♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪
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♪ All night long ♪
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Lips:
If elected chief,
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what will you do in the event of
a meteor strike?
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Lips, they're not going to ask
about no damn meteor strike
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at the debate.
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You need to be ready, Jo.
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Let's discuss
the voting strategies.
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The Grouse Lake family tree.
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Families in Grouse Lake
vote together.
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You have enough
to get 40% of the vote.
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Families love me.
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- Deedee has the same.
- Stupid families.
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But look here.
The McKay family vote
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is up for grabs
since Cousin Leon left.
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That'll push you over the top.
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So, you're saying I got to kiss
Beanpole's hairy arse?
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Not just Beanpole's hairy arse,
but Gramps and Sterling, too.
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Ugh. So much hairy arse.
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But if you get all three,
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they'll spread the word,
and you're in.
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Lips, get the lip balm.
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We got some hairy arse to kiss.
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It still smells like salami
in here.
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I actually like that part.
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He really treated those lice
like they were his babies.
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Yeah. Yuck.
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You know what's scary, though?
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A kookum
with only one grandchild.
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I want to get back with Rose,
too.
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But she's with
Stephen Harper now.
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- Do you love her?
- Of course.
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Well, then,
you need to get tradish.
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When I was your age,
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a guy walked by your house
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over and over
until you noticed them.
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Then what?
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Then, a woman would go outside
and flirt with him,
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or her father would
chase them away with a shovel.
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It's the old rez walk-by, Paul.
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It's a classic move
that stands the test of time.
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That sounds like stalking.
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And the more confident
you walk by,
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the more pregnant she gets.
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Mom!
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I got a movie for you, bro.
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Dean! You scared me.
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I actually don't need a movie.
I'm just here for popcorn.
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Who eats popcorn without movies?
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Oh, it's for my good friend,
Peter Popcorn.
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Peter Popcorn?
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He moved away years ago.
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Where did you get your movie,
Lips?
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Come on, man. Don't make me say.
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Give it to me straight, Lips.
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I got it from L'il Tony.
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- Son of a bits!
- I'm sorry.
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I came by the bus
and you weren't there.
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This fok'n job.
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And L'il Tony's guys
brings the movies right to you.
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I'm not going to lie, Lips.
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That stings more than
the last time
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you got a movie from L'il Tony.
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Leave me alone.
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I got to feed my feelings.
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(gavel pounding)
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The rules are simple.
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Candidates are asked
a hard-hitting question.
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They wow us with their answer.
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Let's begin.
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We're in a climate crisis.
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The elders say
the land is changing.
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Chief Deedee, how would you
handle a meteor strike?
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Jo:
Ever stupid, that question.
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Good question.
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And I would like to answer
with a song
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that I just wrote exclusively
for the McKay Family.
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♪ Sweet Sinclair,
you're the greatest family ♪
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♪ I swear, Sweet Sinclair ♪
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You sang that to the Sinclairs
in the last election.
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(murmuring)
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Did I?
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Settle down.
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Councillor Jo, what would you do
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in the event of a meteor strike?
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Seriously?
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Okay, fine.
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A meteor blast
would kill billions.
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Everyone else would die
in a hellish wasteland.
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Holy land before time.
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Should've just reused
a shitty song.
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Meh.
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Roger:
Behold the Grouse Lake male.
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This may look like
a casual stroll,
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but it's actually
an elaborate mating ritual.
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The old rez walk-by.
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The Grouse Lake male
shows his interest in the female
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by slowly walking
back and forth.
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It's a delicate dance of
seduction as old as time itself.
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But wait.
A lesser male approaches.
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The Grouse Lake male
has asserted his dominance,
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protecting the target
of his affections.
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Dean. Oh, Dean.
I was just looking for you.
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Uh, no way, man.
I was looking for you.
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I got to get out of here.
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You just had two days off
for the weekend, Dean.
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I told you when I started,
I ain't no corporate sellout,
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button-down, corn-fed, uptight,
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button-pushing
marshmallow motherfucker.
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I'm the movie man.
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You still do that? Huh.
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Well, listen. I have been
crunching the numbers,
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and your idea to
sell single wieners--
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Just say "loosies," bro.
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Loosies? I don't like it.
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Listen. That has been
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an absolute windfall
for the store.
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Do I get a cut?
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No, but thanks to you,
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the Grouse Lake North Store
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is the leader in sales
for the quarter.
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Man, that means nothing to me.
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Well, it means a lot
to the people upstairs. Dean?
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Listen. I can't let you quit.
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Man, I just need
a little time off.
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Okay. Ah.
Let's call it a sabbatical.
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Nah, man.
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I just need a break from
my regular routine, you know?
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With pay.
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That's literally a sabbatical,
Dean.
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Whatever. It's time
the movie man met his match.
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(gasping)
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Really wish you wouldn't
do that.
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It's the fifth vest
I've had to burn this week.
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Rose, come check this out.
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- I'm busy.
- Quickly.
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There's a horse outside
that looks just like Comanche.
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Okay.
Don't be mad, but it's Paul.
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Stephen Harper.
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He's doing the walk-by.
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Like, the walk-by?
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Yeah.
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So simple. So effective.
A true classic.
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Oh, Paul.
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No. I mustn't.
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You must.
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My mum met my dad the same way.
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Go to him.
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(door opening and closing)
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You got this, hon.
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Let nature take its course.
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Dean:
Lips!
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You owe me, man.
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Give me everything you got
on L'il Tony.
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I don't have much, Dean.
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He went underground.
He's a ghost.
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But you got something.
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These are the only known photos.
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I told you. A ghost.
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Is this it?
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Some candy wrappers,
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a few marbles, a shoelace.
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It's all we got.
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So, how do I find him?
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I used echolocation, and I got
back some interesting pings.
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What the hell is that?
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It's where I yell "echo"
out into the bush,
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and the sound waves
travel back to me
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and tell me what's out there.
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So, what did they tell you?
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My best guess?
He's somewhere around here.
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Dean?
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Dean? Where'd you go?
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Echo!
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Rose:
Hey, Paul.
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I couldn't help but notice
you walking by, over and over.
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And I know you hate walking.
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Do I? Huh.
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I guess for you,
I'd walk by anytime.
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Speaking of walking,
I'm just stepping out.
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So, my house is all yours.
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Shut up, Stephen Harper.
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Hmm. Let's go to my house.
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I just got rid of all the lice.
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Do you want to change first?
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What's wrong with
what I'm wearing?
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I mean, those are your sad
breakup clothes.
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What?
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Those are good for
Stephen Harper,
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but I literally just walked
all the way over here.
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And you can walk
all the way back.
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Damn it, Paul!
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Sterling, my old pal.
My big old jacked buddy.
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(laughing)
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Hey, Jo. I was just getting
my cardio in before I pump iron.
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Oh, yeah?
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I'm going to bench
my face off, bro.
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Notice my gains?
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I have noticed your gains.
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And I've also noticed your legs.
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That's weird.
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People have been saying
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you look like a chimp
with seagull legs.
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- For real?
- Yeah.
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But I told those people,
"No way."
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But now that I'm close...
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What?
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...you look like
you could use a leg press.
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You know?
Balance everything out.
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Sick. You'd do that for me?
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Yeah.
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Don't even mention it.
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On that vote,
I better get going.
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"Note." Not "vote."
Oh, too embarrassing.
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Well, you got my vote.
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You don't even have to do that.
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But do it.
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(engine revving)
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(knocking on window)
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Paul, I come to you
at great risk.
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What do you want,
Stephen Harper?
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Shh. Rose mustn't see me here.
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Is that why you're dressed up
like Lord of the Rings or what?
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Let me help you with Rose.
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Think about it.
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You, me, teaming up to take
the love of our life.
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You want to help me help you
win my girlfriend back from you?
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Precisely.
Let me in so we may plot.
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No. I like you better out there.
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If we're going to win Rose back,
we need to break you guys up.
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Excellent.
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Give me all the dirt
you have on yourself.
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I got a good one.
Once, when I was nine,
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I took some gummy bears
from the store.
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And get this.
I didn't pay for them.
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Fuck you, Stephen Harper.
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Gramps, are you busy?
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I know why you're here.
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You want to be chief.
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Well, yeah, but I was think--
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I want pickerel once a week.
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Done. But am I supposed to
catch it, or--
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Damn kids can't play
that devil music loud.
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I don't know why anyone
doesn't write songs
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about shooting men
in the cold blood anymore.
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- Man. That was music.
- Okay.
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And there's too many torn jeans
out there.
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00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:14,507
Can't mums sew anymore?
259
00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:16,542
Okay. I'll see what I can do
about it.
260
00:11:16,575 --> 00:11:18,377
You know, you're
261
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:21,313
the only candidate that has
stuck around to hear me griping.
262
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,015
Does this mean I have your vote?
263
00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:27,920
Oh, wow. Not yet.
This is just my shortlist.
264
00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:29,355
Oh.
265
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:35,995
You know
what really burns my ass?
266
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,396
Birds!
267
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,000
They're always flying around.
268
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,601
Where they going?
269
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:03,589
Easy, bros and broettes.
Drop your weapons.
270
00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:05,024
You first.
271
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,292
Looks like we got ourselves
272
00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:08,360
an old-fashioned
elastic band standoff.
273
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,229
I just came here to talk.
274
00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,144
Just came here to talk, eh?
275
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:31,250
All right, all right.
Just take me to L'il Tony, okay?
276
00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:38,457
Rose:
Stephen Harper,
277
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:41,060
why is the toilet seat up?
278
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,828
Because I left it up.
279
00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,797
So, you're standing up
to pee now?
280
00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:46,298
What's going on?
281
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,967
I'm putting my foot down.
282
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,068
On the ground.
283
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,003
What are you talking about?
284
00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:56,008
Because I'm a man,
285
00:12:56,075 --> 00:13:00,679
and a man needs to lay down
the law.
286
00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:04,350
Oh-ho-ho-ho! This is it.
She's fok'n cheesed.
287
00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:08,120
Role play, eh?
288
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:17,997
Oh, hey, Beanpole.
289
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:19,465
What do you want, Jo?
290
00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:21,667
I've been thinking.
291
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:24,203
We need to put
our differences aside.
292
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,871
You just want my vote.
293
00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:28,307
Fine. I do want your vote.
294
00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:30,209
Then maybe you can get
a fucking time machine
295
00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:32,611
and go back to Grade 6
and un-wedgie me.
296
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,480
- I just wanted--
- You want my vote?
297
00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:36,615
You need to earn my respect.
298
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,117
Let's fok'n do it, then.
299
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,119
You, me.
300
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:43,789
Remote control car race
in front of everyone.
301
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,125
That's it? Fine.
302
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,160
But when I win, I get your vote.
303
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,362
Let's do this.
304
00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:51,964
You know I've never lost
a race before?
305
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:55,201
Well, get ready to have your ass
handed to you.
306
00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,369
- Oof.
- Not even.
307
00:13:58,571 --> 00:13:59,972
Moo breath.
308
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,882
Whoa.
309
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:15,354
Boy: I once saw a weasel
try to stick its head
310
00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:16,922
into an empty pop bottle.
311
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,324
What?
312
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:21,727
That's my dream.
That's my nightmare.
313
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,163
A weasel
trying to stick its head
314
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,731
inside an empty pop bottle.
315
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:27,533
What the fuck are
you saying, man?
316
00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:34,840
I know who you are
and I know why you're here.
317
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,408
Dean:
L'il Tony?
318
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,577
You're a lot littler
than I thought.
319
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,013
When I heard you left your post
to work at the North Store,
320
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,948
it was I
who became the movie man.
321
00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:47,086
While you were selling hoagies,
I became king.
322
00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:49,021
But do you know what it's like
323
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:52,124
to be putting movies on USBs
all day, all night?
324
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:55,628
I do know what it's like.
I was a young movie man.
325
00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:57,263
You ever heard of VHS?
326
00:14:57,296 --> 00:15:00,232
My spirit grows tired, Dean.
327
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:06,572
I knew you'd come here today.
I want this to end.
328
00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:08,874
I know what I must do.
329
00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,384
What now?
330
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,053
You do what kids do. Play games.
331
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,555
- You're it.
- Tag.
332
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,124
What am I supposed to do?
333
00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:26,792
You're it, bro. Go get him.
334
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:45,444
♪
335
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:48,781
(glass squeaking)
336
00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:50,282
Oh, me.
337
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:52,818
The windows are getting
real steamy in there.
338
00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:54,853
She must be doing
a lot of yelling.
339
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,823
What the hell took so long?
340
00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:00,759
What, you guys doing a puzzle
in there or something?
341
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,828
This plan isn't working.
342
00:16:02,861 --> 00:16:04,997
- Yeah. No shit.
- What do we do now?
343
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:09,668
On your phone, in your contacts,
change my name to Sexy Lady.
344
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,304
And then leave it somewhere
where Rose will find it.
345
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,839
Done.
346
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,976
(exhaling sharply)
347
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:28,687
Rose, I'm just going to be
in the bathroom, cleaning.
348
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,658
Okay. Not too long.
349
00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:34,560
I need to lay down the law
again.
350
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,162
(phone chiming)
351
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,905
What the fuck?
352
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,264
All day long.
353
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:14,066
Oh, hey, Mrs. Tress.
354
00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:15,701
Rose!
355
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,436
This was Stephen Harper's idea.
356
00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:20,005
What's going on? Did it work?
357
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,673
I knew you'd be helping Paul.
358
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,610
Both of you, out of here, now.
359
00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:27,212
But--
360
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:31,216
- But this is my house.
- Fuck!
361
00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:35,320
It's the big showdown
362
00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,856
between Jo Bittern
and Beanpole McKay.
363
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:40,759
If Beanpole loses,
and that's a big if,
364
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:44,463
the McKay family will vote
for Jo in the election.
365
00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:49,001
If Jo loses, she will suffer
366
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:53,272
great, great,
great public humiliation.
367
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:57,476
It's a great day
for RC car racing!
368
00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:59,378
(everyone cheering)
369
00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:04,516
On your mark. Get set. Go!
370
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:15,394
Jo wins!
371
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:19,198
(cheering and applause)
372
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,202
Thank you.
373
00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:25,137
Miigwech.
374
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,309
Feels shitty saying this,
375
00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:33,145
but the McKay family
will vote for you, Jo.
376
00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:35,914
Thanks, Mavis.
377
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:39,685
But you can call me a chief.
378
00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:50,329
What's wrong, bro?
379
00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:51,763
How am I supposed to go home
380
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:55,501
after all I've done,
after all I've seen?
381
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,769
I was a god, Dean. A god.
382
00:18:57,836 --> 00:18:59,705
Holy. Chill out, bro.
383
00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:07,279
You're the movie man now.
384
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:22,261
Rose, I'm sorry.
385
00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:23,929
I'm way more sorry
than Stephen Harper.
386
00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:26,098
- Just take me back.
- Rose, look at him. He's sorry.
387
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:31,136
When I thought you were
cheating, I was furious.
388
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,704
Yeah. Stay furious.
389
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:34,406
But I was also scared.
390
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:37,409
Scared I'd lost you forever
to some sexy lady.
391
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:38,710
But I was the sexy lady.
392
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:44,216
Stephen Harper,
will you marry me?
393
00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:47,119
Yes, yes. Yes, I will marry you.
394
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:02,901
Hmm.
395
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,270
(indistinct chattering)
396
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:13,612
Grouse Lake,
your new chief is...
397
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:19,985
...Jo Bittern.
398
00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:22,187
(cheering and applause)
399
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,496
Guess this means
you'll get revenge
400
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,131
on all your political enemies.
401
00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:34,700
Nah.
402
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:39,805
Onlookers:
Speech. Speech. Speech!
403
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:46,712
I only ever wanted
to help my people.
404
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:48,347
I love Grouse Lake,
405
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:50,882
and I'm so proud
to be your chief.
406
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,185
Miigwech.
407
00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:56,622
(cheering and applause)
408
00:20:56,655 --> 00:21:00,292
I guess a little revenge
is okay.
409
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:01,560
Yeah.
410
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:11,770
Rose:
Hey, chief.
411
00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:14,206
Your first order of business
412
00:21:14,239 --> 00:21:17,309
is to catch up on a few things
that Deedee never got around to.
413
00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:19,278
Sounds simple enough.
(chuckling)
414
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:20,746
Right this way, boys.
415
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,283
Oh. Uh--
416
00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:32,124
Fuck.
417
00:21:32,157 --> 00:21:36,261
♪ Somebody save me
I know I'm going down ♪
418
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:40,265
♪ Can't help it, baby
and I don't want to now ♪
419
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:43,568
♪ I got it bad, ooh-ooh ♪
420
00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:48,440
♪ But it feels so good, no ♪
421
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:50,442
♪ Somebody stop me ♪
422
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,577
♪ Just take my rights away ♪
423
00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:54,613
♪ And when you look this good ♪
424
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,748
♪ Get on my knees and pray ♪
425
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:59,151
♪ I got it bad, ooh ♪
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