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Agnes: Ahh-chi!
Look at those big cheeks.
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Rose:
Ooh, I just wanna squish 'em.
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I'm gonna put you
in my bingo bag
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and take you home.
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Yes, I will.
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- (mother clearing throat)
- Agnes: Sorry.
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Yeah, sorry for looking
at your baby too hard.
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I've seen
cuter babies anyways.
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Rose:
Way cuter.
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I'm so sorry
that Paul ran away
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when he thought
that you were pregnant.
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Didn't even stick around to find
out it was a false positive.
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If I had a grandbaby for
every time that Paul ran away,
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I'd be the king of kookums.
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Have you even heard
from him?
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Nah.
He's too scared.
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He wouldn't show
his face around here,
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but, don't worry.
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I've even got spotters
at the airport.
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He's broke and a coward.
How's he gonna get back here?
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Mail himself?
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(laughing)
Imagine the size of the box.
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Imagine the cost of shipping.
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(both laughing)
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(thumping)
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(grunting)
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♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪
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♪ All night long ♪
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Roger (on radio): This is
Laughingstick In the Morning,
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and it's nomination day
in Grouse Lake.
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Everyone wants to know
who will challenge Deedee
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to become our next Chief.
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I'm supervising the process
all day long,
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so here's Uncle Bullshit
and the Time Wasters,
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with their nine-hour song,
"Ain't Got Nowhere Else To Go".
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(muffled singing)
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(Paul clearing throat)
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Whoa!
You look way bigger, bro.
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Fok man, why didn't you pay
for faster shipping?
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I was in that box forever.
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Oh, they told me
you're a heavy item.
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I don't have
big box money, bro.
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Shut up, cock nose!
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What's up, fat face?
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(both grunting and laughing)
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Man, everyone's
gonna be pissed at me.
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I'm gonna go hide out
in the lodge.
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No way, man.
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You can't get into
any of those rooms.
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Remember those dogs
that had puppies in the tub?
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Well, those puppies
had puppies
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and those puppies
are big and hungry now.
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Are you serious?
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Whole lodge shut down.
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Just stay in here, bro.
There's lots of room.
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Are those buckets labelled
number one and number two
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because that's
your favourite bucket
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and that's your second
favourite bucket?
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Yeah, sure, man.
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Ah, fok it!
I'm gonna go stay with Brady.
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Hang on, bro!
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Brady left.
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Went to go remarry his ex,
Prank Wife.
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Turns out the whole wedding
was a prank.
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That's rough, bro.
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I'll say.
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And then the North Store
sent him up to Norway House.
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Those Cree aunties
are gonna eat him alive!
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Just go stay with Rose, man.
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She'll take took you back,
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even though you broke
her sleep apnea machine.
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Hey, man!
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She's the one
that wanted to dress up
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as fighter pilots
for Halloween, not me.
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Oh, you looked
deadly, bro.
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I'll figure something out.
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Hey, hey.
Nominate Deedee.
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My girl,
what are you handing out?
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Nothing.
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I don't need
to give anything cool away.
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Okay, gotcha.
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Nothing cool.
(laughing)
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Jo:
Seriously, Mom?
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I don't need
no damn voting potatoes.
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- Hm!
- (sighing)
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I just hope you get
a second nomination.
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I already got Lips.
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Deedee: Lips!
Have a CD.
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I can be your second.
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It would be embarrassing
if a family member endorsed me.
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I need a rando to do it,
not my mom.
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Who?
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Willard over there'll do it.
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Agnes: Not even, you had
his Christmas lights shut off.
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How can Christmas lights
be too bright?
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They were way over
the legal limit.
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Besides, Norma's got me.
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Agnes: Not even!
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You shut down
her kid's lemonade stand,
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and they were calling you,
"Native Karen."
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Those brats
didn't even have a permit.
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Good ol' Ray
won't let me down.
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Agnes:
Took away his trampoline.
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That wasn't me.
The wind blew it away.
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Took away his chicken coop,
took away his crossbow,
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fined her for burning grass
and fined him for smoking it.
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He was standing right in front
of the Head Start.
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Well, that's everyone
in the gym, Jo.
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Ma, if you wanna take your mind
off the nominations,
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just go give out
one of your potatoes.
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Mm.
People love my potatoes.
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(laughing)
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Isn't he beautiful?
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He is as beautiful
as the sun and the stars
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reflecting off
grandfather lake.
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Let's name him, Paul.
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That's the name
of a simple coward.
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(spitting)
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No, he needs something mighty.
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Let's call him "Comanche."
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But that's already
the name of your horse.
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Then "Comanche Part Two."
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(sighing)
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What is it?
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I'm just worried
that you'll have to leave again
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and I'll be alone
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with... Comanche Part Two.
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It is true.
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I am at the mercy
of the wind,
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but now that
I'm a proud father
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I shall stay right here.
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- (baby crying)
- Oh, Tatanka.
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Stephen: Rose.
Rose?
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Rose?
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I got you a music box.
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It plays
The Restless Wind theme.
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Oh, thanks!
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Ooh, I love it.
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So, I was thinking about,
you know--
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Stephen Harper,
you were doing so good.
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You went two whole weeks
without talking about him.
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Just never know
when Paul might be back.
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(sighing)
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Paul, get in here!
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Ugh!
Way to go, Stephen Harper!
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Rose, I know you're mad.
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Before you kick me out,
I just wanna tell you
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I'm ready to take you back.
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Get out!
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Whoa, maybe take a minute
to think about it first.
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- (cracking)
- Ho'ley!
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I was just fucking around.
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- You took off on me again?
- At least he's consistent.
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And now you're back because
you need a place to stay.
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You know what you are, Paul?
Fuckin' hobo-sexual.
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Not even!
I've got lots of places to go.
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In fact,
I'm the opposite of that.
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I'm a... a home-o-sexual.
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What!?
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Because of all the homes I have,
and, how they make me sexual.
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(stammering)
Rose, just give him a chance.
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Ugh. Why?
The guy's scared of babies.
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Babies are scary.
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They have sharp nails
and soft heads.
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You're the beans
to my wieners, Rose.
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No, he's the beans
to my wieners.
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- We're back together.
- We are?!
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- You are?
- Yeah, we are.
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Can I run that by Paul first?
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Okay, fine!
You're back with Stephen Harper.
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I guess I'll just move back
into my giant box
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and have to use my hat
as a toilet again.
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- Err.
- Toilet hat?
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Be careful.
That's how I got pink eye.
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Thanks for nothin',
Stephen Harper.
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(crowd applauding)
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Easy!
He's not a judge.
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Roger:
Welcome to nomination day.
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You know the drill.
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To get on the ballot,
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you need two nominations
from registered band members.
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Speaking of band members,
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we'll start with our incumbent,
Chief Deedee.
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(crowd applauding)
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That's two!
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The Chair recognizes
your eligibility.
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Who the heck's
cousin are you?
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He's not even from here.
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Yeah!
Get him out of here.
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Screw you,
and you.
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- Screw you.
- (grunting)
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The Chair does not recognize
your eligibility.
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Councillor Jo?
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Does Jo have
a second nomination?
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Come on!
(laughing nervously)
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Norma.
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Willard!
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Ray?
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The wind blew your trampoline
away, not Chief and Council.
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(laughing)
Wow.
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And I thought
my rez was tough.
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(panting)
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(breathing deeply)
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(sighing)
Oh, it's good to be home.
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Bruce:
Yeah, I'll say.
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♪
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Freak show.
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What are you doing in my house?
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Shouldn't you be at
the North Store
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doin' a bunch of meat stuff?
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Easy, big guy.
It's my day off.
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And, this isn't your house.
It's your mom's.
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I have my own door.
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- Well, it's my door now.
- Fuck it!
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I'ma just say
sorry to my ma
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and everything
will be good again.
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Ma!
Ma!
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When you bounced, your mom
was hella mad at you, bro.
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So she just gave you my house?
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I rented it, bro.
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Or, step-bro?
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Hmph! I'm not
your step-anything, bro.
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Well, if you're so angry,
you can stay.
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You want some, uh,
almost expired capicola?
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Of course!
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I want almost
expired capicola.
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It's the Champagne
of meats.
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(crowd chattering)
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Rose!
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Oh, thank creator,
you're here.
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Can you be
my second nomination?
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Uh, I'm really sorry, Jo.
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I see Stephen Harper
standing up.
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Ho'ley fok.
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Yeah.
Sorry, Jo.
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Do we have a second nomination
for Stephen Harper?
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The Chair recognizes
Stephen Harper's eligibility.
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Stephen Harper?
He'll be the best leader ever!
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If that's all our candidates,
then all that's left to do
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is to open up the floor
to any final questions.
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(whispering)
Lips!
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- I need you to stall!
- On it.
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I have a question.
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Um, what number
am I thinking of?
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I know what you're up to.
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That's a stupid question.
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Yeah, you're just trying
to stall.
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- Is it six?
- No.
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- Man: Seven.
- Man two: Two.
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- Woman: Seven!
- Woman two: Three!
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Cashier: I don't know.
Let me ask the manager.
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Is there, uh,
some sort of problem?
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Nah, man.
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00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,840
Actually, Dean, we have
an opening at the North Store,
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and since you're
the movie man...
256
00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:18,010
Fok'n right I am.
257
00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:19,178
And I hear
you help run the lodge.
258
00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:22,048
Actually, some dogs
run the lodge now.
259
00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:24,717
I don't know what that means,
but, Agnes tells me
260
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,952
you have
a real entrepreneurial eye.
261
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,288
Uh, not anymore.
I got drops for that.
262
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,791
Dean, I'm trying to ask you
263
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,893
if would you be interested
in a job?
264
00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:35,261
- Really?
- Yeah.
265
00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:37,229
Yeah, and listen.
I'll be honest.
266
00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:40,032
We need to do
a diversity hire.
267
00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:42,635
Dude, you're like
the only white guy up here.
268
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,403
You are the diversity.
269
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,806
Well, I... I can't fight you on
that. (laughing)
270
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:49,809
Listen. Why don't you take some
time and think it over?
271
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,277
Hey, Greg.
Tell you what.
272
00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:52,478
Oh, you have an answer already.
273
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,979
That's gonna be
a hard fok'n pass.
274
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:57,750
See, I don't wanna be
a corporate sell-out,
275
00:11:57,783 --> 00:12:02,922
buttoned down, corn-fed,
uptight, button pushin',
276
00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:05,091
marshmallow
motherfucker.
277
00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:07,293
As long as the people
out there need movies,
278
00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:08,928
the movie man'll live on.
279
00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:10,930
It pays 15 dollars an hour.
280
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,067
Can I go on break now?
281
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:21,941
Where's the TV, man?
282
00:12:21,974 --> 00:12:23,576
What do you even do
for fun around here?
283
00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:25,344
Wanna play Find The Meat?
284
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,746
I hide.
You find.
285
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:28,013
- It's not that hard.
- No.
286
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,749
I don't wanna play
Hide The Meat!
287
00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:31,450
Neither do I, man.
288
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,018
It's called
"Find The Meat."
289
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,353
Whatever, fok.
290
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,921
You're sad 'cause
you miss the way things were.
291
00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:40,526
I felt the same way after
the great lice fire of 2011.
292
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:44,330
Burnt my lice farm
down to the ground.
293
00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:45,865
But my new one's
kickin' ass though.
294
00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:49,368
There are lice in here?
295
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,603
Yeah, they're my guys.
296
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:52,471
There's eight generations
of 'em in there.
297
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,106
Oh, look.
There's Lil' Petey.
298
00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:55,975
He's got nine thousand kids.
299
00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:58,644
Paul: Well, Bruce, uh,
I'ma make like a tree,
300
00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:01,113
and I'ma fuck off.
301
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:02,615
Oh, hang on.
302
00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,216
There's a lot
of real estate up there.
303
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:05,551
My lice could use that.
304
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,353
Yeah, but, uh, no hair, right?
305
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:09,155
Lice don't actually
fuck with the hair.
306
00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:11,290
They like the meat.
307
00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:12,958
Where you goin', bro?
308
00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:18,364
(sighing)
Don't worry, boys.
309
00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:20,065
I don't know
what his problem is either.
310
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:23,969
♪
311
00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:27,673
Jo: And not only that,
but I'll get us better access
312
00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:32,478
to social services,
more opportunities for housing.
313
00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:36,816
And just last year,
I got an exercise machine
314
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:38,217
for the Skinny Teens.
315
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:41,187
Mm, those guys
are so jacked now.
316
00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,189
That's because
I'm assertive.
317
00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:45,491
Every good Chief
has to be assertive.
318
00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:48,160
So what are you gonna do
for me?
319
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:49,995
You name it and you got it.
320
00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:52,498
You know what
pisses me off?
321
00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:54,733
- That Norma.
- Oh?
322
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,036
Always sitting
outside the band office,
323
00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:59,004
stealing that Wi-Fi?
324
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,040
Tell her to go home.
325
00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:03,442
Okay, yeah.
I'll tell Lips to handle it.
326
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,377
Yeah, can't trust that Norma.
327
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:10,015
So, will you come to the gym
and be my second nomination?
328
00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:12,017
- Oh, I don't vote.
- What?
329
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:14,687
Nah, you wouldn't want
my nomination.
330
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,022
I'm an ex-con.
331
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,123
Okay, Rita.
332
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,092
Locked up for insider trading.
333
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,728
- Sure, Rita.
- Had a billion dollars.
334
00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:25,764
Was gonna give the money
to my Oka friends,
335
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:28,367
but the feds caught me.
336
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,768
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
337
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:35,641
- Eighteen?
- No.
338
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,543
- Son of a bits!
- Order!
339
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,612
We're here for an election.
340
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:42,214
We're gonna go with 383.
341
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:44,650
- Nope.
- What are you guys smoking?
342
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,385
(crowd chattering)
343
00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:47,586
384.
344
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,721
- No.
- (Agnes laughing)
345
00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:50,222
Screw you, Lips.
346
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:52,758
I'm gonna count to three,
and if you don't stop...
347
00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:53,959
Has anyone said "three"?
348
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:55,995
- Woman: 17.
- Woman two: 27.
349
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,329
Lips: I'm sorry.
Still no.
350
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,430
Woman: Not 20.
351
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,238
Hey, man.
No littering.
352
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:07,740
It's called "loitering,"
dumb ass.
353
00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:09,241
Why are you wearing
that stupid vest?
354
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,910
I work here.
355
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:13,345
Yeah, it is stupid, eh?
356
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,847
How long you been
working here for?
357
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,583
Oh... 15 bucks.
358
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:19,351
Let me loiter.
I got nowhere to go.
359
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,853
Okay, man,
if Greg asks,
360
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,454
you tell him
I told you to leave, okay?
361
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:23,822
I'm not scared of Flanders.
362
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:25,758
He's comin'.
363
00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:30,329
The vest
touched the floor.
364
00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:33,532
Well, now I have
to burn it.
365
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,634
- Oh, hey, bro.
- Oh! Hey, Dean.
366
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,803
- Let me show you something.
- Hey, man.
367
00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:39,605
This is like the fifth time
you talked to me today.
368
00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:41,173
Are we always
gonna be talkin' or what?
369
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,809
Probably, uh,
because I'm your boss.
370
00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:45,544
If you say so, bro.
371
00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:52,351
(whispering)
Thank you for your service.
372
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,289
Okay, so, you know how
the Internet is bad up here,
373
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:58,824
and people can't stream.
374
00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:00,326
Well, yeah, man, that's why
I bring people movies.
375
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:02,494
Right!
Well, check this out.
376
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:04,229
(laughing excitedly)
377
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,198
I just wanna introduce you
to someone.
378
00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:07,833
This is our Tommy Box.
379
00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:09,168
The fok's a Tommy?
380
00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:10,703
This is a DVD rental box.
381
00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:12,371
Yeah, it's gonna change the way
that people get their movies
382
00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:14,073
in Grouse Lake.
383
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,175
You can put away those USBs
you keep obsessing about
384
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,877
because, now, this bad boy
can do that for ya.
385
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:22,181
- Hmm.
- Fuck Lil' Tony, am I right?
386
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:24,416
Did I...
Did I say that right?
387
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,586
Well, I will, uh, leave you two
to get acquainted.
388
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:38,864
Bullshit selection.
389
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,370
"Scrub the Bog, Guvnah!"
390
00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:47,740
- Paul: Ow, fuck!
- Trash.
391
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:50,209
Jo:
Good afternoon, shoppers.
392
00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:53,278
It's your councillor Jo.
393
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:57,383
Hope you're enjoying
your shopping experience
394
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:58,751
or whatever.
395
00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:02,688
Anyway, who wants to come
nominate me for Chief?
396
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:04,556
Well, I didn't approve
of this.
397
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:05,691
Nobody?
398
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,793
Oh, come on.
399
00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:12,598
(whispering)
Hey!
400
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:17,236
I'll pay for your groceries
if you come nominate me.
401
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:22,975
Oh, fuck off.
402
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:27,980
Jo: Who wants to come
nominate me for Chief?
403
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,715
Migwetch!
404
00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:34,453
What an honour it is
to be your elected Chief.
405
00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:36,288
None of this
would've been possible
406
00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:38,924
without my brother, Paul.
407
00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:42,995
It is fair to say
that he showed us
408
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:47,733
it's okay to run away
when things get tough.
409
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:50,502
My first act
as elected Chief
410
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:54,239
is to allow him to live
in whatever home he wants,
411
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,842
for he is not a hobo-sexual.
412
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,777
(crowd applauding)
413
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:03,449
Jo: And finally, the national
body mass index limit,
414
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:06,351
which is based on
weight and height,
415
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,654
should be much higher!
416
00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:13,325
(crowd applauding
and cheering)
417
00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:16,929
Crowd: Paul, Paul, Paul,
Paul, Paul, Paul.
418
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:19,865
Greg: Paul?
Paul!
419
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,700
Paul.
Paul!
420
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,168
(grunting)
I'm up!
421
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:26,205
I was really rooting
for you to wake up there.
422
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,840
Mostly because
you can't loiter,
423
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:29,274
but also because
this lovely couple
424
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:30,843
would like to buy that couch.
425
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,678
Okay, but...
426
00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:34,113
I'm keeping the blanket!
427
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,948
Yeah, I'm...
I'm okay with that.
428
00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:38,884
It's your blanket.
You brought it with you.
429
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,290
What the fok's
a "Camberwell"?
430
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,002
(powering down)
431
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,043
(powering up)
432
00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:08,747
- (crowd chattering)
- Fourteen?
433
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,849
- Woman: 79
- Not even close.
434
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,484
Thousand?
Fourteen thousand?
435
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,820
Jo: Forget about it.
It's over.
436
00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:17,189
I didn't find
a second nomination.
437
00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:19,358
- (gavel slamming)
- Order! Jo's back.
438
00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:20,759
If there's
no second nomination,
439
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:21,927
then we'll close
the proceedings.
440
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,662
Ma!
Don't you dare.
441
00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:26,064
Roger: Going once,
going twice, going--
442
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,900
- Paul: Wait!
- (woman gasping)
443
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:31,170
- (crowd chattering)
- I...
444
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:35,574
- Paul Bittern, nominate...
- No, Paul!
445
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:37,776
my biological sister,
Josephine Bittern,
446
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,378
to run for Chief!
447
00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:42,514
Yeesh!
448
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:45,117
Nomination accepted for Jo.
449
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,186
Ma!
I'm back.
450
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,755
- Agnes: You damn baby leaver!
- (gavel hitting)
451
00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:52,691
The Chair recognizes
your eligibility.
452
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:55,427
Well, if that's it...
453
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:56,762
(tires squealing)
454
00:19:56,795 --> 00:20:00,699
- (rock music playing)
- Woman: What's this?
455
00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:03,035
Not so fast.
456
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:07,306
♪
457
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,578
Agnes: (gasping)
It's Cousin Leon!
458
00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:17,416
Roger: Who wants to nominate
Cousin Leon?
459
00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:19,885
Right here.
460
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,587
Now, who's my second?
461
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,322
- Crowd: Me!
- Woman: Me, me, me!
462
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,456
- (gavel hitting)
- (crowd chattering)
463
00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:27,492
The Chair recognizes
your eligibility.
464
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:28,760
Fok'n rights.
465
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:30,495
Crowd:
Yeah!
466
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,266
Roger:
Evening, Grouse Lake.
467
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,868
That was one
heck of a ride today.
468
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,871
The campaign for Chief
is gonna be a good one.
469
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:43,342
Chief Deedee, Stephen Harper,
Jo, Cousin Leon.
470
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:46,111
Some guy from way up north
also tossed his hat in the ring
471
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:47,679
before we busted him.
472
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:50,182
Too bad.
He had a face for TV.
473
00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:52,384
But, in much bigger news,
474
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,753
we still don't know what number
Lips was thinkin' of.
475
00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:56,455
Good thing we got him
right here.
476
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,625
They can't see you, Lips.
477
00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:00,892
Hi, everyone.
478
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,294
The phones
are lighting up fast,
479
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:04,563
so call in and tell us
what number he's thinkin' of.
480
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:05,964
Caller, go ahead.
481
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:07,065
Dean:
Eleven?
482
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,400
- Nope.
- Dean: Twelve?
483
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,103
Hey, hey!
Only one number per call.
484
00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:13,071
Put on a pot of coffee,
Grouse Lake.
485
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,140
It's gonna be a long night.
486
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,709
♪
487
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:22,114
♪ Always did our shoppin' ♪
488
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:24,049
♪ At the Northern Store ♪
489
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,252
♪ Prices were so high ♪
490
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,254
♪ We couldn't hardly pay ♪
491
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,322
♪ Lard and flour ♪
492
00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:33,258
♪ Baking powder... ♪
493
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:37,262
♪ Often there was nothing
left to buy a can of beans ♪
494
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,266
♪ Always hate it ♪
495
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,268
♪ Eating bannock
without beans ♪
496
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,904
♪ Bannock without
beans, yeah ♪
497
00:21:45,937 --> 00:21:48,307
♪ Bannock without beans ♪
498
00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:51,677
♪ Went out to trap line... ♪
499
00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:56,248
♪ Beaver's trapped and trap
the rat ♪
500
00:21:56,281 --> 00:21:57,849
♪ Lots of Vaseline... ♪
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