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Yo, check it out.
That's my gramps.
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The guy's deadly.
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Cooked the grouse over the fire
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this one time
with his bare hands.
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Didn't even flinch.
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My uncle said, this one time,
a moose ran up behind him
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while he was pissin',
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grabbed his gun
and shot it twice.
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Didn't even put his cock away.
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All right, here's your delivery.
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Fuck, that old man's a legend.
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He's probably on his way
to his trap line now.
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My cousin says he lives
straight up off the land.
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Doesn't even fuck
with the store.
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(sighing)
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(sighing contentedly)
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(sighing contentedly)
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Mmm...
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Mmm...
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Woman on TV:
Okay, we're back! We're back!
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If you think polka-dots are
old-fashioned, think again.
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(chuckling)
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♪ Yes, I can love you baby ♪
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♪ All night long ♪
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♪ A beautiful sight ♪
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♪ Coming down the isle ♪
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♪ An angel in white ♪
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Lil' Fatty's, Fat Spring Meadow
laundry detergent.
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Gotta keep my sex sweater
fresh for my b'eb.
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Oh!
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I wrote,
"Back together with my honey,"
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on our Rose and Paul 4-eva page.
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Let's see how much
love our love got.
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Look what Jo wrote.
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Man!
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Jo's a hater.
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"You guys won't last a week."
(scoffing)
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"I'll give you
a thousand dollars
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"if we don't last the week."
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Where are you going to get
a thousand bucks from?
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Duh, my child tax.
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B'eb, look what she says!
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"LOL! I'll take your money, no
problem."
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Done!
(chuckling)
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This is my bet.
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That's not a bet.
What do you get out of it?
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Shit. Hold on.
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"And if you lose, you have
to give me a thousand dollars."
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She says, "Too late."
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Whatever.
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The look on her stupid face
when we win is all I need.
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But we can't break up.
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You squirreled away a grand
and didn't tell me?
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I told you I was
saving my child tax
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for when I go back to the city.
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You're just saving up
so you can take off again?
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And how are you still getting
child tax in your thirties?
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My mom still gets it.
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And then,
she gives it to her best boy.
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Hey, Roger.
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Community announcements.
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Hmm. Say, Jo.
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Chief Deedee in her office?
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Why? Whaddya want from her?
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Did you heard?
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The band has an extra
two thousand bucks.
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If they don't spend it,
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it goes back to the feds.
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Why do you care
about the surplus?
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'Cause I went down to the Chief
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and I asked, "If there's any
extra money,
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"can I buy a new Bingo machine?"
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And she said,
"Yes, yes, whatever you want."
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The fuck?
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And I'm not just
getting any bingo machine.
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Look at her.
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The new WinMax 5000 Elite -
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the Cadillac of Bingo machines.
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That's bullshit!
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I asked Chief Deedee to use the
surplus on an exercise machine
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for those skinny teens
and she said the same thing.
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I'll just go
ask her again, then.
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Hurry up, then.
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Go on, then.
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Look, Brady...
this is never easy.
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Is this still about
the smashed TV?
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Because I already paid for it.
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This is really bad, Brady.
You destroyed your own store.
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Yeah, but,
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like, you can't make an omelette
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without breaking
a few eggs, right?
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- Is the store the egg, Brady?
- Ehh.
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Look, this is serious, okay?
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I'm gonna have to look into
everything, including the books.
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Until then, well...
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Well, I'm afraid
you're suspended.
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- Suspended?
- I'm sorry.
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But yeah, this comes
right from headquarters.
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Now I-I hate to ask, but...
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Oh, come on, man. Not that.
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(sighing)
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Now, my review should be
done by the end of the week.
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Until then, I need you to clear
out of the manager's residence
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and leave behind your uniform.
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- And Brady...
- Yeah?
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I know you have
two fleece vests, okay?
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Don't try to sneak off with one.
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Oh my God.
Can you read my mind?
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Oh, Brady...
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How come you haven't liked my
new Rezzie & Real video?
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What?
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I don't know. I just--
I haven't seen it yet.
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You should be watching
every day and giving me likes.
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Hey there, my Rezzie & Real fam.
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So, today, I'm going to
show you how to make a natural
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and delicious lipstick I call
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Nacho Dust Lips.
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So, to make Nacho Dust Lips,
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all you need to do is mix
non-ceremonial bear grease
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with the powder from
a big bag of nacho chips.
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Shout out to
my honey for the chips.
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- Wait. What?
- So, to get the powder,
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you simply crush
the bag, like this.
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(crunching)
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Just really smash them up good.
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Are those my weekend chips?!
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You actually don't
need a lot for this,
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so you can just
toss out the rest.
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I-I can't even watch
this anymore.
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Are you seriously
tripping over chips?
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You crushed them up,
like they meant nothing!
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So, weekend chips are more
important than me.
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Your sister's already looking
good on that dumb bet.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I love you.
I don't love chips.
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Here, look.
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You can watch whatever you like.
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Woman on TV: Chips -
we know you love them.
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Who doesn't love chips?
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Crunchy, salty, sexy chips?
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It will make you want
to leave your woman.
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(loud rock guitar playing)
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Remember when you said I could
get a new bingo machine?
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But the skinny
teens have been asking
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for an exercise
machine for months!
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Sorry. Did you not see the sign?
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(Electric guitar sounding)
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I thought that was a joke sign.
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- (note blaring)
- But you promised!
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You said, "Yes, yes,
whatever you want."
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You know, when you and Roger
asked me for money,
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I was probably
singing my new song:
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"Yes, Yes, Whatever You Want."
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My bad. It's a real earworm.
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♪ Take what you need,
I'm going for a jaunt ♪
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♪ Yes, yes, whatever you want ♪
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So, what now?
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How about you and Roger here
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pitch me your ideas
on Friday and I'll pick?
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Let's do it now! I'm ready.
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No. Sorry. Can't.
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- (guitar blaring)
- (sighing)
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(guitar blaring)
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- (knocking)
- Agnes: Hey, Brady,
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I borrowed these from the store.
Your favourite.
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Oh, thanks.
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I'm starving.
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All they give us here
are Dean's raw dogs.
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Go on, eat something.
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You're getting skinny, Brady.
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Hey, how are things
at the store?
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I bet that Greg
is a real hard-ass.
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Oof. Everybody loves him.
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Bruce meat guy keeps saying
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that he wished he
would stay forever,
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and he says that
he's better than...
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How do you say it?
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"The little bitch who
used to run the place,"
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whoever that is.
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That's me,
I'm the little bitch.
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Oh...
you're the little B.
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Makes sense.
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(voice breaking:)
What's Bruce's problem?
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(sobbing)
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Man on TV:
Fabric is so detailed.
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Your hands, they're so...
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skilful.
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I could watch you
sew all day long.
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Oh, Tatanka, I love that you
love the things I love.
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Come on, man,
volley that shit! God!
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Are you watching
men's volleyball?
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Do we even have
anything in common?
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Okay, here, take my phone.
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We'll watch Reckless Wings.
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What is it, my love?
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What troubles upon your brow?
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Um... can you ask your horse,
Comanche to cover his eyes?
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(whinnying)
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No.
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- (whinnying)
- (woman on TV moaning)
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I want you to try
something I made.
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Mmm...
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It's gluten-free bannock.
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Try some.
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Mmm...
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(crunching)
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- You like it?
- Yeah, I love how hard it is.
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It's like giving
my teeth a work out.
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Better than your mom's?
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(serious:)
Is it better than your mom's?
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Then, tell her.
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(phone ringing)
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Hey, my baby boy.
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I was just thinking about you,
and then you called.
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What did you just say, my baby?
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It's...
It's better than mine?
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Hol'eh!
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- Mama, say something!
- (Agnes sobbing)
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- Mama!
- (sobbing)
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Oh, hey, man.
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Hey, check this out.
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Brady found this box of old
fireworks when he was cleaning.
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Hearing-lossers.
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Finger-takers.
And check this out.
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That's a Creator Stick!
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Yeah, man. Saving these for
later to cheer up Brady.
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Brady: Hey,
I think we should be good now.
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Paul, did you see the fireworks?
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Yeah, bro.
So, you in or what?
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Um...
Uh, hell yeah!
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- Yeah!
- Bam!
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- Dean: Yeah!
- Paul: Hold up.
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Why is he cleaning
gitch on a board?
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Why is there a
bucketful of gitch?
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And why do you have
a frickin' plunger?
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I don't want to know.
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Okay,
let's get these up on here.
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Dean: Yeah, making good
progress here.
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Behold!
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By the traditional
laws of band funding,
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we have met at
this chosen ground
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to settle now and for always
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who gets the surplus?
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Roger Laughingstick and his
WinMax 5000 Bingo machine?
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It's the gold plated
toilet of bingo machines.
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Or...
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Jo and her exercise machine?
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Okay let's get started.
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But, wait!
There's a third challenger,
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who I must've sang "Yes, Yes,
Whatever You Want" to.
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Anyways,
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he is first.
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I got four words for you guys:
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"Ec o tour ism."
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Jo: Beat it, Ed!
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Go on!
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Okay. I'll go next.
258
00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:03,255
Sterling: Check this out.
259
00:12:03,289 --> 00:12:04,990
What does our future look like
260
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:07,626
if our youth are not jacked?
261
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,995
How are they
supposed to get jacked?
262
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:12,798
With a bingo machine?
263
00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:15,301
No chance.
264
00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:18,771
Studies have shown that the
endorphins released
265
00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:21,974
in the mind of a youth
266
00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:24,410
significantly increases
267
00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:26,746
when they're using
a exercise machine.
268
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:31,684
Are future is headed for a crash
if we continue with this trend.
269
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,687
The most positive
future we could have
270
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:38,190
is in direct correlation to
how jacked our youth are.
271
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:42,194
I present to you the
chair-lifting exercise.
272
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,997
These skinny youth could barely
lift these chairs up
273
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:47,633
with their spaghetti arms.
274
00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:51,437
I present to you
the pickle jar challenge.
275
00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:54,039
Real wimpy, he is.
276
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,942
Real easy that was.
277
00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,112
And this is why
278
00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:02,615
we need an exercise machine.
279
00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,517
Well, that's my little pitch.
280
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:05,785
Chi miigwetch.
281
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,388
Follow that, Laughingprick.
282
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,191
Meh.
283
00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:17,062
It's almost picture time.
284
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,131
So, there's these firecrackers,
285
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:20,833
and me, Dean, and Brady,
286
00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:23,869
we want to go light 'em up
and set 'em off later.
287
00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:25,704
Ugh. You're so shiny.
288
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:29,475
And it's not even for fun.
It's because Brady's real sad.
289
00:13:29,508 --> 00:13:32,077
Wait. Picture time?
290
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:35,648
Yeah. We're taking a family
photo for my vision board.
291
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:38,484
I want us to have lots of kids.
292
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:40,419
Uh, don't manifest me, man.
293
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:41,821
Don't talk like that
in front of the kids.
294
00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:43,556
Kids?
295
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:48,561
Oh shit!
296
00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:50,162
I'm gonna go
freshen up my gloss.
297
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:52,398
You better be wearing this
when I get back.
298
00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:01,607
Roger: Close your eyes.
299
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,777
(flute playing ethereal music)
300
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,279
Imagine a world
where the bingo balls
301
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,281
don't dart out of the machine
302
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:12,585
to hit an unsuspecting
player's eyes!
303
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:14,954
That's never even
happened before!
304
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:21,427
If we don't act,
305
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:24,296
the results will be deadly!
306
00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:27,433
Just overkill, bro.
307
00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:31,704
My learned friend Jo
308
00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:34,273
seems to be a fan
of the status quo.
309
00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:37,943
I know the rest of you
want to save lives.
310
00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:40,579
So, I present to you...
311
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:44,316
the future!
312
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,418
I made this one myself!
313
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:48,654
Dual ball tumblers!
314
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,890
LED number display!
315
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:54,560
And even...
316
00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:57,396
a finger warmer
for the caller!
317
00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:59,732
Ooh!
318
00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:02,601
Bingo scientists call it
319
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:05,604
the WinMax 5000
320
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:09,608
Elite Bingo Console!
321
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:13,412
But I... propose...
322
00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:15,514
we call it...
323
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,249
The Deedee!
324
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,019
Well, I've heard enough.
325
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:23,489
You win the
two thousand dollars!
326
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:26,592
(cheering)
327
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,827
Jo: Seriously?
328
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,863
We could just change
the name of the exercise machine
329
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,431
to the Deedee.
330
00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:36,702
Not sure I want sweat on
something named after me.
331
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,037
(cheering)
332
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:42,608
(laughing)
333
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,478
All right.
334
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,547
Yeah!
335
00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:51,450
What? It's for safety.
336
00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:54,153
Hey, Brady,
I got some good news.
337
00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:55,721
Bruce said that all that
338
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,890
"little bitch" stuff
is totally you.
339
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,560
Oh. Thank you for poking around.
340
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:05,497
And Greg said that he's
looking at the books.
341
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:07,499
He said something about a...
342
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:10,869
forensic audit?
343
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,871
"Forensic"?
That sounds deadly, hey?
344
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,974
Hey!
345
00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:17,743
Okay, bye.
346
00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:30,990
Wait. Where's your daddy?
347
00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:35,361
Paul? Paul?!
348
00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:48,207
He fucking greased me.
349
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,676
Paul: Hey, b'eb.
350
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:53,278
Uh, where are the kids?
351
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,914
Don't you "b'eb", me.
I'm breaking up with you, Paul!
352
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,616
Can't you break up
with me tomorrow?
353
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,852
Are you seriously worried
about the money right now?
354
00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:01,754
I'll give you half!
355
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:03,856
You're half everything:
356
00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:06,625
half man, half Native,
half-assed,
357
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,360
and I don't "half"
the time for this shit.
358
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,062
I see what you did there!
359
00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:19,138
How's it going?
360
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:31,984
(sighing)
361
00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:33,819
So, you only stayed
for the money?
362
00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:36,855
You've been holding that
against me all week long.
363
00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:38,690
Why don't you just
fly away to Winnipeg,
364
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:40,292
like a child tax millionaire?
365
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:41,860
Why don't you go run
back to Stephen Harper?
366
00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:42,961
(sighing)
367
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,963
Look at us.
368
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,699
We're two people
who don't wanna get hurt.
369
00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:49,968
I want to grow up and
I want to be the better man,
370
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:53,038
but I can't do any
of those things...
371
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:54,606
without you and...
372
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,875
And?
373
00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:59,311
And...
374
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:01,613
I could... move in with you.
375
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:02,648
Really?
376
00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:04,616
Oh, Paul...
377
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:07,619
Go and get the sex sweater.
378
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:08,887
Good morning, Grouse Lake.
379
00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:10,823
This is Laughingstick
in the Morning.
380
00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:13,358
And that was Vern Cransten
and the Cat Slappers,
381
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,694
playing the "Who-Haw Shuffle".
Never gets old.
382
00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:18,197
You know what else
will never get old?
383
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:21,200
The new WinMax 5000 Elite
I won for us all.
384
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:24,503
It's the bacon wrapped scallop
of bingo machines.
385
00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:27,506
Speaking of competitions,
386
00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:30,375
I wonder if Paul and Rose
are still together?
387
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:33,712
Only one hour left.
388
00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:35,581
Hey b'eb.
389
00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:36,915
I brought you some
breakfast, b'eb.
390
00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:39,918
B'eb!
I've got the best b'eb, b'eb.
391
00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:41,920
You're such a b'eb, b'eb!
392
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:45,691
B'eb, so I was thinking...
393
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,526
maybe when we get our money,
394
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:50,028
we could get a pedal boat and
peddle on the river together?
395
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:53,031
"Our" money?
396
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,500
You mean my money.
397
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,869
No. Our money.
398
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,071
Now, that you're moving in,
we share everything.
399
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:01,740
I only said that "I could"
move in.
400
00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:04,042
Listen to the words, man.
401
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,411
And you listen
to these words, man!
402
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:12,084
- We're broken up.
- (groaning)
403
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,553
Fok!
404
00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:16,388
And everybody knows.
405
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:30,235
Brady, I'm afraid
I have some bad news.
406
00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:32,471
I had some employees fill out a
performance report for you,
407
00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:34,640
and the results are not good.
408
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:37,042
More than one employee called
you a, uh...
409
00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:39,978
Just want to get this right.
410
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:41,647
"A little bitch."
411
00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:43,115
- Wow.
- That doesn't really matter.
412
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:44,883
It's not why I have
to let you go.
413
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:45,984
I'm fired?!
414
00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:48,320
We did a forensic audit, Brady,
415
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:51,089
and as suspected, the store's
finances are a complete mess.
416
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,157
I can explain.
417
00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:54,660
It's too late, Brady.
418
00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:56,828
- You're fired.
- (sighing)
419
00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:03,902
Look, I know we lost the pitch,
420
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,572
but it isn't over yet.
421
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:07,773
There's a thousand
bucks in there.
422
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:08,807
Can I hold it?
423
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,108
Easy.
424
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,110
I won it off my stupid brother.
425
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,979
Now, we have half the cash
426
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,647
to buy the exercise machine.
427
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,849
I'll get the rest
by Treaty Days.
428
00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:19,284
Deadly!
I wish you were Chief, man.
429
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:21,119
You get shit done.
430
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,622
You're god'damn rights I do.
431
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:32,731
Thanks, Mom! This looks great!
432
00:20:32,764 --> 00:20:35,834
I'm really happy
you're not mad at me anymore.
433
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,437
Moose stew for your growin' boy.
434
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,305
But I, uh...
435
00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:42,241
I don't see any bannock around.
436
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:45,010
If you were hoping for bannock
for your moose stew,
437
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,778
then you shouldn't have
broken your Ma's heart
438
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:48,447
with your dumb lies.
439
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,349
No, that was Rose!
She was the one that told--
440
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,951
Oh, and I got a letter
from the government.
441
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,353
You did?
442
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:57,456
They said they don't pay
liars child tax anymore!
443
00:20:57,489 --> 00:20:59,291
No! Ma!
444
00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:00,659
Ma!
445
00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:04,830
No! (voice echoing) Ma!
446
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:18,277
♪ A beautiful sight
coming down the isle ♪
447
00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:23,615
♪ An angel in white ♪
448
00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:27,286
♪ You take my breath away ♪
449
00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:34,226
♪ Tonight, together,
we'll fly away ♪
450
00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:39,164
♪ Like two sparrows
flying high ♪
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