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♪
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There it is, right there.
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Hiding in plain sight.
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Wait, mah?
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That's one of those robo mooses.
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Roger: That moose narc Penner
must'a put it here.
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He's keeping
his greasy eye on us.
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Fuckin' Penner.
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♪
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Fuckin' Penner.
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I know you're watching, Penner.
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Can't fool Laughingstick.
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- Fuck you, Penner.
- Fuck you, Penner.
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Your laws don't
work out here on us.
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I'm Martin Tuguy
with the weather,
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looks like we have a 100%
chance of, fuck you, Penner.
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Fuck you, Penner.
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I have a better idea.
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All: Fuck you, Penner!
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(sobbing)
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Penner, you still up?
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They told me to fuck off,
so many times.
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Oh, Penner,
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you are such
a little bitch.
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(sighing)
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But they--
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Fuck you, Penner.
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♪ Yes, I can love you, baby ♪
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♪ All night long ♪
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♪
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Oh, hey.
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Guess who I saw at
the North Store today.
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Ducky McKay.
I hear she's single again.
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Really? You know what
they say about Ducky McCay.
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Both: You only get
one shot with Ducky McKay.
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Word is on the street
she gave me a hickey once.
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And by that
you mean you're lying?
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You can't believe everything
you hear on the street.
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Fuckin' guy.
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Oh, hey.
Your Mom dropped this off.
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Says she won it in
a card game at Rita's.
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Wow.
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Doug Swaggers?
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♪
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Voiceover: 2 rough 4 life.
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Wow!
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Hey, beautiful day, huh?
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Sure is.
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How's things?
You back with Paul yet or what?
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None of your business, Ed.
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I remember when I was your age,
dating was way different.
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You had to bring
a fish to her father.
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The bigger the fish,
the more he trusted you.
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What?! There's no coffee?!
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How could you
let this happen, Jo?
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Beat it, Ed, ya mooch.
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Ho'leh, someone needs a coffee.
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We had tons of coffee yesterday.
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Well, it was gone
when I got here.
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What the hell is going on?
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How are we supposed
to get anything done
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with no coffee around here?
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I got what you need, right here.
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What the hell are
you talking about, Lips?
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It's called Shapeshifter.
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It's like one of them
energy drinks. All natural.
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It's an old trapper's recipe.
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My grandpa drank
a bunch one time,
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ended up having
dinner with Sabe.
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(groaning)
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Go on, have some...
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Hard pass, Lips.
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I guess I'll just go
get some coffee then,
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unless you were
gonna get some, Rose?
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Never mind then, I'll do it.
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Let me come with you.
Coffee doesn't just disappear.
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This is now
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an active investigation.
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♪
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Voiceover: Doug Swaggers.
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♪
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Voiceover: Oh, yeah.
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♪ Walking this stride
shoes on murder ♪
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♪ Outfit so fresh I'm like,
"Look no further" ♪
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Voiceover:
Go get it, boss.
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Lookin' good.
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Lookin' real good.
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♪ I am who I am,
and you is who you is ♪
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♪ Let my fans in between
both coasts, let me live ♪
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♪ All across the maps,
my raps is body movin' ♪
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♪ Yeah, this act can act stupid
let's now come out and unit ♪
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♪ I'm here fine-tuning
even though... ♪
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What?
(groaning)
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Doug Swaggers!
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(groaning)
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♪ Let me speak my shit
on this M-I-C ♪
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♪ Until you believe
every word I breathe ♪
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You know what?
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It's in God's hand now, son!
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Hey, Jo. What's going on?
Tell her, "Good morning."
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Didn't think
I'd see you here, Jo.
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No. Just be normal, Brady.
Be normal.
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Top o' the morning to ya, Jo.
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What's going on?
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Where the hell's all the coffee?
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Yeah! What she said!
Where is it?!
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I'll be bad cop.
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Some teens came in here
and bought up all the coffee.
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Were the teens skinny perchance?
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You could say that. Yeah.
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They didn't have money so I let
them put it all on layaway.
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So you're saying the skinny
bunch took all the coffee?
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The plot thickens!
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Hey, I like thick plots.
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♪
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Hey, Paul.
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Come 'ere.
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Oh, hey there, Ducky McKay.
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Nice jeans.
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So, is it true?
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Are you 2 rough 4 life?
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I barely recognize you in those.
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Are those--
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Um, Doug Swaggers?
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Yeah, man.
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You know what? I'm done
watching my niece at 3:00.
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Why don't you bring
those jeans by later
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and maybe we can
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Tremors 7 and chill.
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I could move some things around.
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♪
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Voiceover: Doug Swaggers.
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You guys lookin' for the coffee?
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Well, if it isn't
the skinny bunch.
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That's right.
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You're in over your scrawny,
little heads.
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Just give us our coffee.
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You know what we want.
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I really don't.
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The exercise machine
Chief Deedee promised
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to get us months ago.
We need it!
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Look at how skinny we are!
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He's so skinny
he can't even wear a belt!
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We're tired of being skinny
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and we're tired
of being picked on.
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That's sad,
but Chief Deedee promised
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to get that for you, not me.
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Just give us the coffee.
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Not until we get
the exercise machine.
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I hate to break it to you,
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but I don't negotiate
with skinny teens.
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Then you brought this
on yourself. Let's roll boys.
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What the hell are they up to?
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Ooh, I'm gonna put on a suit
and show them what's what.
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Relax, Lips.
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I'm too tired for whatever's
coming out of those lips.
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Still plenty left.
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Get that dusty
rat piss out of here.
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Come on.
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♪
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Hey, Paulie.
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Come on up.
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No steps?
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Yeah, I sold them.
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You sold your steps for money?
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Mm-hm. Someone made me
an offer I couldn't refuse.
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Who sells their steps?
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Anyway, hop up.
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I got like six pounds of
frozen egg rolls in the oven.
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I love egg rolls.
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Hey, uh...
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I actually came here to tell you
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I think things
are moving too fast
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and we maybe we need to
pump the brakes a little bit.
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What?
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You came all the way over
here just to tell me that?
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(chuckling)
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Is this 'cause of the steps?
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Is the porch too high for you?
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I can get up on your porch,
that's not it.
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Then what is it?
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I'm just feeling real tradish.
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If we're gonna be a thing,
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I need permish...
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...from my mom, 'cause she's
basically the commish.
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I'm sorry, I have to get
permission from Agnes
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to go out with a grown man?
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Look into it.
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Are you sure it's not the steps?
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♪
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There wasn't even coffee
in the school, Lips.
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Why'd you think that?
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I don't know,
because kids are hyper?
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Jo: What the fuck?!
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This is personal.
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It's not coming off!
It's not coming off!
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Give me that
dusty ol' butt-water.
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(snarling)
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(screeching)
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Let's get those
fuckin' skinny teens!
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♪
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These Swaggers fucked me!
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They're too tight.
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I couldn't get up
on her porch in these
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because she sold her steps!
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Oh, there goes your
one shot with Ducky McKay.
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(phone ringing)
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It's Ducky!
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Hello. Sagatay Lodge,
General Manager speaking.
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Ducky: Paul?
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Hey, Ducky.
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Ducky: So I called your mom.
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Yeah, she didn't seem to
know about the tradition,
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but she give us
her blessing to hang out.
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Isn't that sweet?
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Ducky: So if that's all it was,
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why don't we
give it another shot?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was all.
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Ducky: Great.
Then come by for supper later.
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Great.
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What the fuck am I gonna do?
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Well, if there's one thing
I learned from hanging out
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with pregnant women,
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there's a million
ways to stretch jeans.
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(grunting)
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Oh, yeah!
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Whoo.
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Hey, man.
That's the important parts.
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♪
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♪ ...To rise again ♪
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♪ I've beaten things
that beat the best of men ♪
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(barking)
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♪ Nothing can slow me down ♪
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♪ Or make me stop ♪
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(grunting)
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♪ 'Cause nothing
can stand in my way ♪
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Yeah, I'm not doing that.
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The jeans are fine.
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Well, go fuck yourself then.
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Jo: Hey, Roger.
Quit hoggin' the jug!
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(groaning)
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So, you know the plan, right?
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Scare these
skinny teens straight
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and then we get all the coffee.
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Lips: Yeah, and I'll scare
them with my suit.
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Shut your lie-hole, Lips.
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Don't worry about it. I got it.
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That was Chimm Chimmers
and her hit song,
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"Baby's Got
a New Pair of Crocs."
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So, I just got word that there's
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a new big, big, big shipment of
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coffee down at the North Store.
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So if you're a skinny teen
trying to hold people hostage
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by taking it all,
well, it's not gonna work.
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And you know what
I'm in the mood for?
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Two straight hours
of the Red River Jig!
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Here we go!
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♪
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This Shapeshifter
stuff is awesome!
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Wait, before I forget.
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When the Shapeshifter wears off,
the crash is deadly.
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♪
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(all laughing)
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Hey, Paulie.
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00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:41,761
Hey, Ducky and Ducky's family.
266
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,329
You the boy who can't
climb up the porch?
267
00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:44,396
I'm not a boy.
268
00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:45,431
Well, hop up, then.
269
00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:55,074
(grunting)
Just kidding.
270
00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:56,942
(laughing)
I'm just fuckin' around.
271
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,278
I need to take a step back.
272
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,480
What's the joke, boy?
Just get up here.
273
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:16,162
♪
274
00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:29,208
(shouting)
275
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:34,313
Dad: I thought you could do it.
276
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,581
Keewanimooshki!
277
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,283
(Paul coughing)
278
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:51,997
♪
279
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,004
Stop right there, stretch.
280
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,440
Oh shit, it's a set up.
281
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:04,777
Guess who's the law?
282
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,446
Cut him off!
283
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:08,914
Freeze!
284
00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:10,883
(whispering)
285
00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:11,951
- Out of the way, Lips!
- Check the vicinities
286
00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:13,886
and the perimeters.
287
00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:15,554
Well, I don't like this at all!
288
00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:20,025
Jo:
We got you now, spaghetti neck!
289
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:23,062
♪
290
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:23,863
Hey!
291
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,498
Stop! My little patties!
292
00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:28,234
Please! This is my store!
293
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:31,871
You'll never see
your coffee again!
294
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:32,872
(screaming)
Stop!
295
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,374
(Jo growling)
296
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,909
Stop, you little shit!
297
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:38,944
(grunting)
298
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:41,647
(thumping)
299
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,818
You guys are crazy.
I'm telling my mom!
300
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,419
Oh, shit. I fucked up.
301
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:51,123
Sterling! Come back!
Wait! I'm sorry.
302
00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:53,826
I was just kidding.
You didn't get the joke.
303
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,027
Wait!
304
00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:58,163
Come back!
305
00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:01,133
Well, that got insane.
306
00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:09,508
♪
307
00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:12,645
Here you go, animosh.
308
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,380
Go on now, take it.
309
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,414
I'm not a dog.
310
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,216
(laughing)
311
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:18,584
I'm not going to eat that.
312
00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:27,726
Mum, mum! Jo's crazy!
She tried to kill me!
313
00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:29,161
Whoa!
314
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,298
No steps, eh?
315
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,967
Yeah, bad news, Jo.
You're never getting up there.
316
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:39,438
(grunting)
317
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,577
Ah, I don't want
to hear it, boy.
318
00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:46,779
Sit down and eat.
319
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,214
(panting)
I just-- I just--
320
00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:52,017
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
321
00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:53,319
That's it?
322
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:56,956
Mahma.
That's enough. Sit down.
323
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,125
(panting)
324
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:06,432
I'll make sure we get you
that exercise machine.
325
00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:15,708
Let's just be honest, man.
326
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,710
This isn't happening.
327
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,079
Are you talking about the steps
328
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:21,647
or are you talking
about me and you?
329
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:22,781
Same shit.
330
00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:25,617
Come on, Ducky. Don't let
the stairs come between us.
331
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:28,354
Come down here. It's, uh,
it's nicer than you think.
332
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:30,923
Oh, is it, Paul? Is it nice?
333
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,258
You know what, Ducky?
334
00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:36,161
I've had a lot of time to
think down here in the dirt,
335
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,797
and I don't think this is
going to work out anymore.
336
00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:42,034
Plus, I still have
feelings for Rose.
337
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:44,136
And just to be clear,
338
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:46,638
this has nothing to
do with the steps.
339
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:48,140
That's too bad.
340
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:52,044
You know you only get
one shot with Ducky McCay.
341
00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:54,446
Technically, I've had two shots.
342
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:57,182
So, you need a new catchphrase.
(chuckling)
343
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:05,824
Sabe?
344
00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:15,134
♪
345
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:18,203
The crash is deadly.
346
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:24,910
♪
347
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,845
Fucking Swaggers
fucking me over.
348
00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:29,848
I wanted those egg rolls
so fucking bad.
349
00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:33,519
(muttering angrily)
350
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:41,260
♪
351
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,262
Voiceover:
Doug-- (coughing)
352
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:47,399
--Swaggers. Help me...
353
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:53,172
♪
354
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:56,108
Paul: I've been cock-blocked
by a lot of things,
355
00:17:56,108 --> 00:18:00,045
but never by
a set of steps, man.
356
00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:01,413
That's fucked, bro.
357
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:06,251
I've been cock-blocked once...
by an actual cock.
358
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:09,421
You mean like an actual rooster,
though, right?
359
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,190
I wish.
360
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:14,226
Wherever those steps are,
361
00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:17,696
they're laughing
at you right now, bro.
362
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,565
(horse whinnying on laptop)
363
00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:25,604
Woman: Oh, Tatanka.
Take me. Take me now.
364
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,974
I mustn't. Before I've earned
your love to my satisfaction,
365
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:30,742
I must pick you
the rarest flower from
366
00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,044
the top of Mount Wreckyourback.
367
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,146
Are you sure?
'Cause I am so good to go.
368
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:36,181
No, I must. It's the only way.
369
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:37,783
But no man has ever
ventured up that mountain
370
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:38,951
and made it back alive.
371
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:42,321
I will use the words the great
ancestors passed on to me.
372
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:44,623
Miino waga wabishke bene saag.
373
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:47,092
It means,
"I'm 2 rough 4 life."
374
00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:50,529
Woman:
Okay, I guess I'll wait here?
375
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:59,037
Ol' Roger is
taking it slow today.
376
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:01,006
I don't know if
any of you out there
377
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:02,774
have messed with Shapeshifter,
378
00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:04,877
but I woke up with a unibrow.
379
00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:09,681
Legend has it's made
with Sasquatch pubes.
380
00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:12,885
I'm gonna play,
"Too Slow to Take it Slow"
381
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:15,554
by Jimmy Two-Two
and the Fiddle Guys.
382
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:19,625
Oh, God.
383
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:23,695
♪
384
00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:24,897
Mornin' Jo.
385
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:27,766
Mornin' Lips.
386
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,268
Hey, how did everything
go with the teens?
387
00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:31,904
I found something
to hold them over until
388
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,206
I get them the exercise machine.
389
00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,480
Come on, bro. You got it.
390
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,481
Keep going, man.
391
00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:49,988
Voiceover:
Doug Swaggers! Whoo!
392
00:19:58,597 --> 00:19:59,831
(barking)
393
00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:01,900
("Penimitawe Ota" by
The Resilience playing)
394
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,884
♪ Walking this stride,
Shoes on murder ♪
395
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:21,587
♪ Outfit so fresh ♪
396
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:22,621
♪ I'm like ♪
397
00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:24,122
♪ "Look no further" psych... ♪
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