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♪
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- (metal clattering)
- Fuck's sakes!
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I'll remember that!
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Shit!
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(horn honking)
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Sorry Rita,
I missed your wave.
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Oh, that?
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I didn't even notice!
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Yeah, okay then,
take care!
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Okay, you too!
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See you.
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(engine departing)
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♪
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♪ 'Cause I can
love you Baby ♪
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♪ All night long ♪
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♪
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Okay!
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I don't want anybody
fuckin' around
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when we get to Winnipeg!
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Yeah!
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We're goin' straight
to the Red River Ex.
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No bullshittin'!
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Sorry I'm a little late.
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Took you so long, man!
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Let's kick the tires
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- and light the fires!
- Can you not?
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I'm just havin' a day.
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I can't wait to get
to the deep fry pit.
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Last year,
they deep fried
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a whole jar of peanut butter.
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So what did you bring
for the fry yourself truck, bro?
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Nothin'.
I'm all about the feature.
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They're gonna deep fry
a whole milkshake.
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We're talkin' cup,
lid, straw,
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- um, the whole deal.
- That's risky, man.
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I've got this right here.
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Cheesecake, bro.
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That's money!
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What's goin' on,
how come we haven't left?!
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Oh, I was ironing my khakis.
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A Brady man,
you look freaked out.
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You doin' okay?
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Ah, I don't like
these old planes.
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Thing looks like
it's 100 years old!
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Ha, come on, Brady.
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Planes don't
have birthdays!
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Just don't be freaked out.
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I won't be freaked out.
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I took a sleeping pill.
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That's a weird move, man.
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Trip's only like,
an hour.
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What's up your arse, bro?
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You get to fly a plane
all damned day.
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You wouldn't understand,
you're just a kid.
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(scoffs)
As if.
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You're 30?
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Two words:
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Exfoliate.
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All right, then.
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What's the difference
between a TFSA and an RRSP?
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You don't pay taxes
on the TFSA.
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- Mm.
- But with an RRSP,
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you're locked the fuck in.
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Well, apologies
to you, ma'am.
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Nah, man.
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I'm hella flattered.
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All right, listen.
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If we're being real
with each other?
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I lost a shit-tonne of money
betting on the dog races,
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and if my wife finds out,
she's gonna kill me.
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I get it, man.
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Of course, you're 30.
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And if we're being honest
with each other?
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It's not even my wife
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that's the worst
of my problems.
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I got a dog bookie
who handles all my dog bets,
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and if he doesn't get paid--
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- He'll sic his dogs on you?
- Yeah.
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Been there.
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Paul: Hey, what's goin' on,
are we takin' off, or what?!
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Yeah, yeah, hang on!
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Here's what I'm thinkin':
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I'll place another dog bet
when we get over
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into the internet pocket,
right over barracks.
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The only way out of a gambling
slump is to keep gambling.
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Ah-- exactly!
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Go big or go home, bro!
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Oh, fuckin' right!
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Okay, ladies and gentlemen.
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One hour to Winnipeg,
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buckle up
and enjoy the flight.
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- Ah.
- Ah!
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Hey Brady!
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Cool kids
in the back seat!
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Yeah, I'm a cool baby.
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What?!
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- I'm not a baby.
- Okay.
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(chuckling)
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Just a head's up:
I talk a lot
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on planes.
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Rose hates it.
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Okay, great.
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Last time,
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she was sawin' logs
two minutes in.
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You're not gonna fall asleep
on me though, eh?
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No, no, I...
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I hate sleeping.
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Same!
(laughing)
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I wish I could skip it!
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Plus all the work
I have to do.
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Sorry, am I boring you?
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Oh, no, no, no, no,
that's my neck.
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I, uh...
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Was watching
a live tennis match.
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In Grouse Lake?
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Yep, mm hmm.
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Anyways.
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Last time
I took a day off,
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Chief Deedee bought a horse.
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I take one day off,
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and she buys a horse!
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What the heck
is goin' on?!
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It's like my bros
on W Street say:
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Buy low, sell high.
(phone chiming, chirping)
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We're in the internet pocket.
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Hold the yoke for a sec,
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- I'm gonna make a call!
- Fuckin' sick, for real?!
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Yeah, you got this, right?
You're 30!
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'Course, bro.
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Hello?!
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Yeah, hey!
Give me two grand
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- on Fast and the Furry Legs!
- Bookie: Two grand...
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Uh yeah, in the next
wiener dog race.
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- Bookie: Okay.
- Two grand?
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- Bookie: You got it.
- Yeah, why?
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How much you down?
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Twenty-five.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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"Go big or go home," right?
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Yeah, put me down
for 25 grand...
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- Bookie: Twenty-five grand.
- On the Fast
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and the Furry Legs.
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(phone chiming)
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It's cousin Leon.
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He's at the fry barrel,
and he said
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it's the biggest
line he's ever seen.
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For real?!
Fuckin' Leon!
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I told you he's a scammer!
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I'll get him to buy us
three milkshakes,
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- just in case they sell out.
- He'd better.
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(phone chimes)
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Okay, he's gonna do it.
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But he needs 60 bucks.
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All right, all right.
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I'll send it!
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Can't wait to eat
that lid, bro.
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There, sent.
(exhales sharply)
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He'd better not fuck us.
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(phone buzzing)
He's calling!
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- What's up?!
- Bookie: Sorry, man, you lost.
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- What?!
- Bookie: Yeah, you lost.
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- Fuck!
- Bookie: Yeah.
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He lost?!
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- Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
- Holy shit!
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Nooo...!
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No, no, no!
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Nooo...!
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- Oh God!
- Harsh, bro.
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You just lost 50 Gs!
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(gasping)
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It's okay, it's okay.
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(laughing maniacally)
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It's okay, it's okay.
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It's okay, it's okay.
(exhales shakily)
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Oh, I haven't asked you
about you, yet!
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Is this your first time
going to the Ex?
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(yawning loudly)
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I'm not actually going
to the Ex.
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Why not?
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I have to go to Winnipeg.
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To sign my divorce papers.
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You're married?
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(snoring)
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Did you guys know Brady
was married?
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Nah, man.
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Nah!
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But I know he took
a sleeping pill.
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We should stick his hand
in some water
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until he pee-pees himself.
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- No!
- Two against one.
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Heather!
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Put that thing down!
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I thought we were trying
to work things out!
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We're cruising
at an altitude of...
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I don't know, fuck,
but it's awesome!
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Fifty grand.
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Like sand,
through my hands.
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Yeah.
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Would've been better
if you'd fucked with an RRSP.
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I mean, sure,
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it's a slow build,
but it's the safest gamble
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- out there.
- Yeah, but I don't want
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safe, man!
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I thought we were on
the same page!
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We are, bro!
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So you know what
I'm gonna say.
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That the only way out
is to bet my way out!
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Fuckin' right!
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So go back?
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Can I?
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In the pocket?
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Are we really doin' this?
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We're really doin' this.
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(cackling)
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(plane engine revving)
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Pilot: Woo-hoo!
(giggling)
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What the hell?!
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We're turning around?!
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We are?
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Oh-- we totally are!
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What the hell
are you doin' up there?!
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Don't mess with my milkshake!
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Pilot: Hello, everyone,
this is your captain saying
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there's going to be a slight
change in our flight path.
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We had to adjust
for a flock of birds up ahead.
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But don't worry,
we'll be in Winnipeg
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before you know it.
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I don't see any birds!
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We're gonna miss
the deep fry?
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We never miss it!
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Un-real.
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Did you know that I got
my first hickey
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from a grease splash?
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(phone chiming)
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Leon says his wife ate
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a deep fried milkshake,
and it was so good!
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She passed out, bro.
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I just wanna sit back
and eat a deep fried milkshake,
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and then get sick,
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and then take a nap
under a bush.
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That's doing the Ex
Paul style!
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(phone chiming)
Leon says,
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"You guys should be
here by now!
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"What are you taking,
a plane, or a fuckin' turtle?"
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Leon needs to stop
running his mouth!
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(phone chiming)
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Leon says he's gonna eat
all three milkshakes,
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and go find the best
nap bush.
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Why aren't we
in Winnipeg yet?!
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Got it!
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So my bookie's at
the Winnipeg Dog Show right now,
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and they're about to call
the herding category.
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So it's down to a shepherd
named Schnitzel,
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or a collie named Betsy.
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He says that Schnitzel
looks good for it, though.
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- If it was me?
- Yeah.
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I'd go 50 grand
on the Schnitz.
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F-fifty?
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Holy shit.
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Holy shit, uh...
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- Fifty grand on the Schnitz!
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- Is that a question?
- No, that's not a question!
264
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,897
- Okay?
- I want it!
265
00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:00,099
- (laughing)
- Yeah, 50, all in!
266
00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:01,968
Nice!
267
00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,035
Whoo!
268
00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:04,070
That was the biggest bet
I ever made.
269
00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:05,204
Nice.
270
00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:07,473
Woo-hoo, Schnitz,
don't fail me now!
271
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,909
Heather!
272
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,078
Put the thing down!
273
00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,479
It's a live animal.
274
00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,448
You don't know
how to use it.
275
00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:16,816
Are you guys hearing this?
276
00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:19,051
He's been saying
all sorts of crazy things.
277
00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:20,052
Heather,
put that critter down!
278
00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:22,221
Please!
279
00:10:22,254 --> 00:10:24,056
(groaning)
280
00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:25,157
You know,
if you talk to somebody
281
00:10:25,224 --> 00:10:28,594
when they're sleeping,
they'll answer.
282
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,162
Prank Wife!
283
00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:31,564
"Prank Wife?"
284
00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:34,734
Okay, I'm just gonna ask him
what we all wanna know!
285
00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:37,269
Brady?
286
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:40,473
You said you're getting
divorced?
287
00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:43,576
- Is Heather your wife?
- Yes.
288
00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:47,346
What happened
to your marriage?
289
00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,148
She made prank videos
for her channel.
290
00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:51,017
Whoa!
291
00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:52,685
Is that what all
292
00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:54,153
the critters
are about, then?
293
00:10:54,186 --> 00:10:56,355
Heather,
294
00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:58,024
put the ferret down!
295
00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,792
Please!
296
00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,160
It looks angry!
297
00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:03,262
Prank Wife!
298
00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:07,533
Man, somebody's
gotta look that up!
299
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,504
Hello?
300
00:11:11,537 --> 00:11:13,939
What?
301
00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:15,841
(chatter on radio)
Yes!
302
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,309
Yes!
303
00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:24,450
I won.
304
00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:26,952
I fucking won!
305
00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:27,987
(screaming)
306
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:28,988
Ohh my God!
307
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:32,491
I fucking won,
oh my gosh!
308
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,492
Yesss!
309
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,361
I got it, I got it,
310
00:11:35,394 --> 00:11:37,496
check it out!
311
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,698
Dean, Jesus!
312
00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:40,700
...of a husband
is about to take a shower,
313
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:43,002
and I'm gonna pour
a hot cup of coffee on him.
314
00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:44,670
Prank Wife!
315
00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:47,840
Ooh!
316
00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:51,977
(Paul chuckling)
317
00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:52,978
(Brady shrieking)
318
00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:54,847
What is that, coffee?!
319
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,682
Don't forget to like
and subscribe!
320
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,819
Ah, Prank Wife!
321
00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:01,921
Shit, we're out
of the pocket!
322
00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:03,689
That's deadly,
his wife is Jackass!
323
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,990
I wanna watch more!
324
00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,760
Hey, turn around
back into the pocket!
325
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:09,428
Watch it when you get back
to Winnipeg!
326
00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:10,863
Nobody's turning
this plane around.
327
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,366
You know how you
take control of a plane?
328
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,737
You gotta Conair them, man.
329
00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:20,773
Are you...
330
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:21,874
Gonna highjack this thing?
331
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,209
Hear me out!
332
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,944
So dude
333
00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:27,012
pulls a condom
out of his throat
334
00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:29,014
with lighter fluid
and matches inside,
335
00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:32,518
and he burns another bro.
336
00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:33,786
And then when
shit gets crazy,
337
00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:36,088
he hits a switch,
and it releases
338
00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:38,124
Cyrus the Virus.
339
00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:40,559
And then Cyrus gets a gun,
340
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,628
and he puts it
to the pilot's neck,
341
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:46,732
and he tells him
to turn the plane around.
342
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,568
We're not doin'
any of that.
343
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:54,306
Man, I haven't had a cigar
since my first born.
344
00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:56,242
Oh, you got kids.
345
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:57,443
Yeah, man.
346
00:12:57,476 --> 00:12:59,044
My youngest just graduated
high school.
347
00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:01,814
- Congrats.
- Congrats to you, man!
348
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,048
Mm.
349
00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:06,786
Looks to me like you've got
a lucky pocket.
350
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,154
Ooh.
351
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:09,321
A lucky pocket.
352
00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:12,091
So what, uh,
you're even now?
353
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,160
Yeah.
(clearing throat)
354
00:13:14,226 --> 00:13:15,261
And it feels good.
355
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,596
Yeah.
356
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,431
Being even is cool.
357
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:20,766
Mm.
358
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,935
But bein' up...
359
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,640
...is even cooler.
360
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:30,609
Oh, shit!
361
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,912
Are we really goin' back
into my lucky pocket?
362
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:34,914
Startin' to feel like it!
363
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:38,250
It is startin'
to feel like it!
364
00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:40,252
Oh shit.
365
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:44,490
- I'm really doin' it!
- Yeah, you really are doin' it!
366
00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:47,159
Shh, shh.
367
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,762
Uh hey, just a quick note
from the cockpit,
368
00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:53,632
um, looks like a lot
of troubling weather
369
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,301
and... turbulence
up ahead.
370
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:59,338
But don't worry,
it's... I-- I see it.
371
00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:00,873
Don't do it.
372
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:01,874
Don't you do it,
373
00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:05,845
don't you turn
this plane around!
374
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:07,346
He's fuckin' doin' it!
375
00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:09,515
So my husband Brady
is the internet's
376
00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:10,816
favourite dumb ass.
377
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,718
I'm gonna straight up
throw this chair at him
378
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:13,719
when he's in the shower.
379
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,354
Prank Wife!
380
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,359
Brady: Oof!
(coughing and groaning)
381
00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,494
Oh, I got his balls.
382
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,563
(laughing)
Prank Wife!
383
00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,501
(Heather laughing)
384
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,502
Poor thing.
385
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,204
(snoring)
386
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:35,474
Dean,
387
00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:36,508
let's do the Conair thing.
388
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,377
- Yes, guy!
- So what's the plan,
389
00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:39,378
what's your gun?
390
00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:41,981
- I got cheesecake
right here.
391
00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:45,851
Is it in a box,
or is it all loose?
392
00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:49,922
Well, a bag's
as good as a box?
393
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:52,157
So it's loose.
394
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:54,226
Yeah, I brought loose
cheese cake.
395
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,761
How many times
do I gotta say it?
396
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,030
- What are we doin', here?
- Doesn't matter.
397
00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,198
I want you to grab
a clump of that shit,
398
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,700
stick it up
to the pilot's face,
399
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,903
and make him
turn this plane around.
400
00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:06,372
Let's fuckin' do it!
401
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,773
Okay, got it!
402
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,575
Okay, so my bookie's at a
casting session
403
00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:11,277
- for a dog food commercial.
- Buddy gets around.
404
00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:12,578
Pfft, I'll say.
405
00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:14,680
Says it's between
a Chihuahua named Charlie,
406
00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:16,081
and a mutt named Sweats.
407
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:18,050
Says they always bring
a mutt in at the call backs,
408
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,185
just to show that they're
open minded or something,
409
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:21,453
but they never actually
pick the mutt.
410
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,122
Sounds like
an easy bet to me.
411
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:24,723
Right?
412
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,891
So, the Chihuahua?
413
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,593
What do you think, 50?
414
00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:30,963
Nah, we've already done 50.
415
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:33,399
A hundred?
416
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:36,869
Go big or go home, bro.
417
00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:38,771
Oh, I'm really
gonna do this.
418
00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:40,139
Lucky pocket, bro!
419
00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:42,875
A hundred thousand
420
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:46,045
on Charlie the Chihuahua.
421
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:47,780
(chuckling)
422
00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:49,281
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Turn this plane around,
423
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:52,551
and take us to Winnipeg,
or this pilot gets it!
424
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,222
Chickadee?
425
00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:59,258
'Sup.
426
00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:03,529
Just chill,
be cool, man, be cool.
427
00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:04,997
Just don't do anything
that you're gonna regret.
428
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,732
We need to be in Winnipeg
half an hour ago
429
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,967
for the damn milkshakes!
430
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,134
Now turn this
old ass plane around!
431
00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:10,502
Okay, okay, okay!
432
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:12,738
- Turn it around.
- (engine puttering)
433
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,473
Chickadee:
Shit!
434
00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:15,507
- Uh...
- Pilot: Ah!
435
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,142
It says we're out of gas?
436
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:18,510
Oh shit!
437
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,846
Paul: I don't feel us
landing!
438
00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:25,150
It uh, it looks like
the safest spot to land
439
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:27,820
would be...
440
00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:29,388
Grouse Lake.
441
00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:30,389
Paul: What?!
442
00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:31,490
Did he just say
Grouse Lake?!
443
00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:33,192
(groaning)
444
00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:36,428
I can't believe this!
445
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,164
(phone chiming)
446
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:40,332
It's Leon!
447
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:43,002
He sent a voice memo.
448
00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:45,037
Milkshakes sold out,
fat necks!
449
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:47,239
I'll be dreamin'
about you losers
450
00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:49,875
while I'm nappin'
in some prime bush.
451
00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:52,077
It's...
452
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,545
Over.
453
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:57,016
It's never over, bro.
454
00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:58,784
We got our own barrel!
455
00:16:58,851 --> 00:16:59,952
Let's go to
the North Store,
456
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,787
we'll get a buttload
of canola oil,
457
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,722
and we'll fry this
in the yard.
458
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,924
You wanna deep fry
459
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,260
that old, dirty,
loose cheesecake?
460
00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:10,462
Bag and all.
461
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,563
You want some deep fried
backpack?
462
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:12,598
For honestly?
463
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:14,299
Yeah, man.
464
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,935
As it turns out,
465
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,872
we never needed
to go anywhere.
466
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,907
The fry barrel
was in us the whole time.
467
00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:26,278
Paul: That's beautiful.
468
00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:28,947
Dean: Yeah!
469
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,617
Brady: Hey, sorry
I fell asleep on you there.
470
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,218
How was your flight?
471
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:36,622
Good, actually.
472
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:38,257
I didn't think
about work once.
473
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:41,060
Are we in Winnipeg?!
474
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,796
No, we're almost back
in Grouse Lake.
475
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:46,065
Did I sleep through
the whole trip?
476
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:47,933
It's a long story.
477
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:50,636
Hey, I didn't talk
in my sleep, did I?
478
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:52,404
Sometimes I do that.
479
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,339
No, you didn't say a word.
480
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,675
Ah, phew!
481
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,811
(phone chiming)
482
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,282
Fuck!
483
00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:04,416
Deedee bought a new horse!
484
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,618
(phone buzzing)
485
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:13,792
Hello?
486
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,994
Sweats!
487
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,463
What?
488
00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:19,164
They went with
the fucking mutt.
489
00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:27,840
They never go
with the fucking mutt!
490
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:31,643
(sobbing) They never go with
the fucking... mutt!
491
00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:33,812
I'll just go ahead
and land this thing.
492
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,514
(Pilot sobbing)
493
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:39,351
Chickadee: Yeah, land-ho,
bitches!
494
00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:41,320
That was so sick, man!
495
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:42,788
Thanks for letting me
take the wheel.
496
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:45,624
My life is over.
497
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:49,027
Between my wife and
498
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:51,663
my dog bookie,
499
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:53,365
shit, I'm a dead man.
500
00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:55,367
Hey, man.
501
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,170
Here's what you're gonna do:
502
00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:00,739
You're gonna gas up
this tin can,
503
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,674
you're gonna fly
as north as you can,
504
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,476
and don't turn back.
505
00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:09,381
You're a ghost now, bro.
506
00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:15,888
My YouTube channel
has proven to be
507
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,223
too much of a challenge
for my marriage,
508
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:20,726
so after some
couples therapy,
509
00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:22,528
I've taken a long, hard look
at what's important to me,
510
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,263
and that's my husband.
511
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:25,864
I love him,
512
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:29,034
and I have to stop
terrorizing him.
513
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,936
Just kidding. (laughing)
514
00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:36,141
(animal squeaking)
515
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:38,610
Totally gonna throw
this ferret
516
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:40,712
at him when he's in the shower.
517
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:42,447
(ferret chattering, snarling)
518
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:46,718
Brady: Ah, a ferret!
519
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:47,719
(shrieking)
520
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:48,987
Prank Wife!
521
00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:51,490
Brady: I thought we
were gonna work this out!
522
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:56,128
Well, are you gonna get it
523
00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:57,396
outta here?!
524
00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:58,931
What the fuck?!
525
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:04,069
Ah! I want a divorce!
526
00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:05,971
("Close As She Wants Me"
by Pima Express plays)
527
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:08,807
♪ Yes I can love you baby ♪
528
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:13,145
♪ All night long ♪
529
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:16,782
♪ I could give you everything ♪
530
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:19,084
♪ That you want
Just look into my eyes ♪
531
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:26,959
♪ And you can see my love ♪
532
00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:29,995
♪ Yes I can love you baby ♪
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