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Where is it? It was right here.
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I cannot find it.
And by the way, Mac,
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what're you even talking about?
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The word is superstition,
not "stupid-stition."
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I know what the word is,
Charlie.
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I'm saying your green man suit
is a stupid superstition.
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Oh, really? Then why
do the Eagles keep winning?
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Also, by the way, dude,
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uh, you're a Cowboys fan,
so shut the hell up.
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I'm not a Cowboy fan,
I'm a Tony Romo fan.
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And he retired,
so now I bleed green.
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- Go, Birds! Go, Birds!
- All right, well, I'm not
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going to the Super Bowl
without it. I got to find it.
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Yeah, don't make us late,
Charlie, all right?
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I-If you can't find it,
you can't find it, you know?
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The-the fans have no effect on
the outcome of the game, anyway.
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- Do you know how football works?
- Yes.
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That's right,
your voodoo bullshit
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is not gonna mean anything if...
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Wh-What's going on
with your eye?
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Uh, nothing, I got a,
I think I got an eyelash in it.
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Well, you're, like, scratching
it, and it's blinking.
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I just, I slept on it funny.
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What the hell
is the holdup here?
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Frank, this is why
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I wanted total control
over the guest list, all right?
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The eyes of the world
are gonna be on Philadelphia,
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and I want to show them that we
are not just degenerates, okay?
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And that is why I'm very nervous
about these guys.
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Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Hey.
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Chug! Oh!
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Do me a favor,
hold that corner right there.
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- What's this?
- Uh, I got to put up a sign.
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I want people to know
we're closed for salmonella
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because of the Super Bowl.
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Okay. First of all,
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how is "salmonella" the only
word you spelled correctly?
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And second of all, which is it?
Are we closed for salmonella,
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or are we closed 'cause of the
Super Bowl? It's very confusing.
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- Look, do me a favor? Okay?
Just go find green man.
- Yep.
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Please? Please, thank you.
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- Charlie. Here,
eat this asparagus.
- What?
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No, I can't eat that right now.
That-That's not right.
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It's not part of my rituals.
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Okay, do you know
what's not right...
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is that we are trying
to start a family,
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- and you're not taking it
very seriously.
- Okay, no, I hear you,
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but what I need
to take seriously right now
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is the Super Bowl, okay?
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And that means
sticking to my color system.
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All right? I wear green.
I don't eat it.
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I'm green man. I eat brown,
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preferably, uh, milksteak
with a little light char to it.
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And I drink yellow,
because beer is yellow,
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and that is what has been
working all season long!
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- Oh, my God.
- I don't want to talk
about this right now.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where're you going?
- Huh?
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Got to find green man.
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Why does no one
understand this?
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Nobody cares
about your stupid superstitions.
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- Dude, just get off my back,
all right? Let me find it.
- No.
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Man, look, I just wish one time
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you would not make everything
so difficult.
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Yeah, and you know what?
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Sometimes I wish
you'd just disappear.
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Yo, check it out.
I got one last surprise.
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This is very nice.
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Party bus!
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- No way.
- Fully stocked.
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- There it is!
- You found it!
- All right.
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- You found the damn suit.
Can we go now?
- Nice.
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Where the hell is green man?!
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Where is it?!
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Well, I just can't find it,
so I'm gonna have to, like,
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buy a new one
on the way up there.
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Who knows if it's even
gonna have the same powers
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as the other one did. I...
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Where is everybody?
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Guys?
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Honey?
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Hello?
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Mac?
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Dee?
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Frank?
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I made my friends disappear.
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I made my friends disappear!
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* Rockin' around
the Christmas tree *
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* At the Christmas party hop *
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* Mistletoe hung
where you can see *
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* Every couple tries to stop *
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* Rockin' around... *
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Hey, Frank!
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I'm going through your stuff!
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* Later we'll have
some pumpkin pie *
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* And we'll do some caroling *
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Hey, Mac!
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I'm going through your stuff!
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I got your...
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sticky Bible!
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Dee!
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I'm going through your stuff!
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* Deck the halls
with boughs of holly *
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Dee, woof!
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* The Christmas tree,
have a happy holiday *
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* Everyone dancing... *
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I don't know why I'm screaming.
This doesn't hurt at all.
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Countdown to the game.
And start the clock.
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E-A-G-L-E-S!
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Eagles! All right, boys.
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I'm home alone in the bar,
you know?
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It's all me.
This is, like, my bar now.
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Hey, cheers to you
and the big game, boys, right?
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Really cool, too, man.
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Those, like, those uniforms
look really cool on you.
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You guys look,
like, really strong.
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I am a little bored.
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What the heck?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Mac?
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Dee?
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Frank?
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Is this a joke?
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Cricket?
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Uncle Jack?
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Is this a joke?
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It's only my imagination.
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It's only my imagination.
It's only my imagination.
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Okay.
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So, he tries to punch me.
He misses.
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- Oh.
- He misses. What an idiot, huh?
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Yeah.
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I got it.
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- Hey, idiot.
- What?
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Read the sign.
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"Closed for salmonella
because Super Bowl."
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Well, which one is it?
Is it closed for salmonella,
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- or is it closed
for the Super Bowl?
- I don't know.
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Burglars.
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Thi-This is my bar.
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I have to defend it.
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Ah, I know.
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* Jingle bell, jingle bell,
jingle bell rock *
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* Jingle bells swing
and jingle bells ring *
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* Snowin' and blowin' up *
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* Bushels of fun *
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* Now the jingle hop has begun *
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* Jingle bell, jingle bell,
jingle bell rock *
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* Jingle bells chime
in jingle bell time *
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* Dancin' and prancin'
in Jingle Bell Square *
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* In the frosty air *
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* What a bright time,
it's the right time *
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* To rock the night away *
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* Jingle bell time
is a swell time *
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* To go glidin'
in a one-horse sleigh *
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* Giddyup, jingle horse,
pick up your feet *
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* Jingle around the clock *
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* Mix and a-mingle
in the jinglin' feet. *
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Ooh, ooh, that's a gusher.
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I got to stop the bleeding.
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Help! Help!
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Oh, shit.
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Uh, okay. Okay.
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Oh, God.
Oh, this is gonna suck.
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Oh! Shit!
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Okay.
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It's time for the Super Bowl.
Super Bowl.
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Oh, man.
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What?
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How is the game starting? Uh...
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How did I lose an entire day?!
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Oh, shit,
I got to get the TV on!
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Oh, shit.
Hey, uh, help?
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Oh, who am I kidding, man?
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No one's gonna leave
their TVs right now.
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My colors.
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I-I didn't do my color rituals.
Guys,
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you're gonna lose the game
because of me!
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I'm so sorry I let you guy...
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I let you guys down, man.
I didn't...
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Oh, I blew it.
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It's gonna be my fault.
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Hey. Hey there, fella.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Be careful. Don't-don't...
don't go by the traps.
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Don't... Come here,
come here, come here.
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Come here, come here,
come here. Come here. I got you.
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You're gonna be okay.
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'Cause I know what it's like
to be caught in a trap now,
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and it's not okay.
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I won't let you get caught
in a trap, okay?
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You're so cute and tiny and...
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and brown.
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Healthy-looking fellow, huh?
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Ah. The brown is down.
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The brown is down.
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Wasn't too bad.
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Eagles must have scored.
It's working!
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All right. All right,
let's get that TV on.
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I ate my brown, and it worked!
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I ate my brown!
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Although I got a feeling
that's gonna
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come back to haunt me later.
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No, right now.
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Never, ever, ever, ever,
ever eat a rat.
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* Risin' up... *
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Oh, man, that sounds
like the Pats scored, huh?
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Okay, I-I just got to keep going
with my colors, right?
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All right, that's what I'm gonna
do. I'm-I'm gonna keep going.
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I'm gonna...
I'm gonna wear green.
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I'm gonna drink yellow.
All right.
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Green. What's-what's green?
What's green?
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What can I...?
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Okay, I got it.
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Okay, boys, I got it.
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Here's the play.
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I'm not gonna
let you fellas down.
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I'm gonna untie my shoes,
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I'm gonna toss them
over the rope.
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That's gonna lower
that green paint can down to me.
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Shoes goes up.
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Soar like an Eagle!
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Aah!
Okay, boys,
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I'm not gonna let you down.
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Soar like an Eagle! Yeah!
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Oh, shit.
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Okay, plan B.
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Oh, no. Okay.
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Bear with me.
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All right.
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Let's chew through this bad boy.
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I'm gonna chew through it.
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There we go. Okay.
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Here we go.
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Oh, no.
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All right.
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I'm just gonna have to catch it.
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One...
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two...
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three.
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Okay, I'm green.
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That's...
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Nice. Sounds like it's working.
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00:13:13,268 --> 00:13:14,580
All right.
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Got to get some yellow.
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Got to get some yellow!
Got to drink some beers, boys!
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I'm coming, beer!
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I'm gonna get my yellow!
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Oh, shit!
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I'm stuck.
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Oh!
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Not enough yellow!
254
00:14:28,149 --> 00:14:30,470
Where the hell
am I gonna get some yellow?
255
00:14:33,968 --> 00:14:35,616
Oh, God.
256
00:14:35,651 --> 00:14:38,409
Oh, God.
257
00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,277
Oh, this is awful.
258
00:14:42,312 --> 00:14:44,968
You can do it, Charlie.
You drink that yellow.
259
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,222
You got us here!
260
00:14:47,257 --> 00:14:48,669
Now finish what you started.
261
00:14:48,702 --> 00:14:50,922
Whoa. Hey, dudes.
262
00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:52,706
Finish your color rituals.
263
00:14:52,739 --> 00:14:54,017
Okay. Here goes!
264
00:14:54,051 --> 00:14:56,541
Go, Eagles!
265
00:14:58,290 --> 00:15:00,342
Oh, that was rough.
266
00:15:00,376 --> 00:15:01,519
Now turn on that TV.
267
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:02,596
Yeah!
268
00:15:02,629 --> 00:15:04,142
Oh!
269
00:15:04,176 --> 00:15:06,834
I don't think
I can get there, boys.
270
00:15:06,867 --> 00:15:08,078
You watched every game
this season-- you can't miss
271
00:15:08,111 --> 00:15:09,358
the end
of the most important one.
272
00:15:09,391 --> 00:15:10,534
Oh, come on, man.
273
00:15:10,568 --> 00:15:12,552
I did the color rituals.
Isn't that enough?
274
00:15:12,587 --> 00:15:14,234
The only reason
the Eagles made it this far
275
00:15:14,267 --> 00:15:15,983
is because
of your superstitions.
276
00:15:16,018 --> 00:15:18,440
The rituals. They say
you're caught in a bear trap.
277
00:15:18,473 --> 00:15:20,289
They say you lost
two quarts of blood.
278
00:15:20,322 --> 00:15:21,602
They say you're hallucinating!
279
00:15:21,635 --> 00:15:22,880
Who's "they"?
280
00:15:22,913 --> 00:15:24,495
Everyone who didn't believe
in you.
281
00:15:24,528 --> 00:15:26,816
And I got two words for them:
fuck 'em!
282
00:15:26,849 --> 00:15:29,675
- Right!
- You've got this, Charlie.
You're an Eagle.
283
00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:31,559
- Yeah!
- Now go turn on that TV!
284
00:15:31,593 --> 00:15:34,553
Yeah!
Here I go!
285
00:15:34,587 --> 00:15:35,763
- Yeah, come on, Charlie.
You got this.
- Come on, Charlie.
286
00:15:40,304 --> 00:15:42,088
- Come on, Charlie. Come on!
- Pull that chain! Pull it!
287
00:15:43,601 --> 00:15:45,317
Yeah!
288
00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:48,176
- Come on, Charlie.
You can do this, baby.
- Let's go.
289
00:15:48,210 --> 00:15:50,194
Oh, glass!
290
00:15:50,229 --> 00:15:52,482
- I stepped right on the glass!
- Yeah,
291
00:15:52,515 --> 00:15:53,996
- but keep pushing, man.
- No pain, no gain!
292
00:15:54,029 --> 00:15:55,543
Okay. I got it.
293
00:15:57,561 --> 00:15:59,984
- Oh!
- Oh!
294
00:16:00,018 --> 00:16:02,002
I forgot about that one!
295
00:16:02,036 --> 00:16:03,853
Why would anybody do that
to anybody?
296
00:16:03,886 --> 00:16:05,938
Fight through it.
Fight through the pain!
297
00:16:05,972 --> 00:16:08,293
- Come on, come on.
- Move, move.
298
00:16:08,326 --> 00:16:09,908
Oh, I forgot...
299
00:16:09,941 --> 00:16:11,926
- Oh!
- Shit!
300
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,247
Come on, man. You got it. You
took that one, eh? Keep going,
301
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,803
Charlie.
302
00:16:16,836 --> 00:16:18,552
- Come on, Charlie.
- Pull that chain!
303
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:19,662
- Pull that chain!
Pull that chain!
- I am pulling,
304
00:16:19,696 --> 00:16:21,647
you big fat assholes!
305
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,262
There's some slack in here.
Pull it.
306
00:16:23,295 --> 00:16:24,876
There you go.
307
00:16:24,909 --> 00:16:27,064
Come on, Charlie.
308
00:16:27,097 --> 00:16:29,082
I can't do it!
309
00:16:29,116 --> 00:16:31,101
I can't do it.
310
00:16:31,134 --> 00:16:33,589
No, no, it's too hard.
311
00:16:33,623 --> 00:16:35,944
No, the trap.
It was designed for animals.
312
00:16:35,977 --> 00:16:37,323
Yeah. So?
313
00:16:37,357 --> 00:16:39,678
You're a human, dude.
314
00:16:39,711 --> 00:16:41,696
Use your thumbs.
315
00:16:41,730 --> 00:16:43,849
- What do you mean,
use my thumbs?
- There's a release lever
316
00:16:43,882 --> 00:16:46,069
on the bottom. Thumbs.
317
00:16:46,102 --> 00:16:48,222
What?!
318
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:51,451
Well, why didn't you tell me
there was a release lever?!
319
00:16:51,486 --> 00:16:53,470
You bought the trap, Charlie.
320
00:16:53,504 --> 00:16:55,455
I only know
about the release lever
321
00:16:55,488 --> 00:16:57,170
because you know
about the release lever.
322
00:16:57,203 --> 00:16:58,852
Y-You get that, right?
323
00:16:58,886 --> 00:17:02,216
Yeah, no, I-I totally get that.
324
00:17:02,249 --> 00:17:03,898
- He's not getting it.
- We're-we're not real.
- No, I get it.
325
00:17:03,931 --> 00:17:07,060
Quick question:
where is the release lever?
326
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:08,877
- It's on the bottom!
- It's on the bottom!
327
00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:10,054
- The bottom of the trap.
- Yeah. You set it up.
328
00:17:10,087 --> 00:17:13,148
I see it. Okay.
329
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:16,344
Oh!
330
00:17:20,011 --> 00:17:21,322
Patriots with the ball
at their own
331
00:17:21,357 --> 00:17:23,139
- nine yard line.
- Oh!
332
00:17:23,173 --> 00:17:26,066
Oh, Brady's got the ball.
The ball... What?!
333
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:27,782
Brady's got the ball
with time on the clock!?
334
00:17:27,816 --> 00:17:29,968
Oh, shit, what happened?
What changed?
335
00:17:30,002 --> 00:17:31,617
Yeah... you're gonna
336
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:32,996
- have to get back in that trap.
- Yeah.
337
00:17:33,029 --> 00:17:36,258
Aw, come on, man. You
just told me to get out of it.
338
00:17:36,293 --> 00:17:38,546
Yeah, that was before
Brady had the ball.
339
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,564
Does it have to be
the same leg or...
340
00:17:40,597 --> 00:17:42,818
- Yeah.
- Same leg.
- Damn it!
341
00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,837
Are you sure this is gonna work?
342
00:17:44,871 --> 00:17:46,855
Every single thing
that every fan does,
343
00:17:46,889 --> 00:17:50,488
at home or at the stadium, makes
a direct impact in the game.
344
00:17:50,522 --> 00:17:53,112
Aw... shit.
345
00:17:53,146 --> 00:17:55,871
* Fly, Eagles, fly *
346
00:17:55,904 --> 00:17:59,738
- * On the road to victory *
- * Fight, fight, fight *
347
00:17:59,772 --> 00:18:02,935
* Fight, Eagles, fight *
348
00:18:02,969 --> 00:18:05,424
* Score a touchdown,
one, two, three *
349
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:06,803
* One, two, three *
350
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,284
* Hit 'em low *
351
00:18:08,317 --> 00:18:10,134
* Hit 'em high *
352
00:18:10,167 --> 00:18:14,002
* And watch our Eagles fly *
353
00:18:14,036 --> 00:18:17,198
* Fly, Eagles, fly *
354
00:18:17,231 --> 00:18:21,100
* On the road to victory. *
355
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,555
E-A-G-L-E-S!
356
00:18:23,589 --> 00:18:24,766
Eagles!
357
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:27,256
E-A-G-L-E-S!
358
00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:28,500
Eagles!
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