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It's the line for zero B buns.

You know it.

Any idea how long the wait's supposed to be? Uh, they said about two hours.

Wow. Long time to wait for cinnamon buns.

This is your first bun? They're incredible.

They're not that big on fleets.

Then why are you here?

Oh, I'm on task, Sergeant. I'm actually getting paid to wait in line for someone

else. Hmm, that sucks ass.

Did you go to college?

Uh, yeah. I went to college.

And why are you a laundry man?

I'm not a laundry man. I'm doing task sergeant.

Did you not do good in college?

Hey, yeah, I'm still waiting on those funds. They said it should probably be

another hour.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

I want to be an archaeologist.

Let me tell you how that's going to go. You're going to major in archaeology,

and then you're going to get out.

There's going to be no archaeology job.

I've been an adult a long time. You know how many archaeologists I've met?

Zero.

Okay, Arnold.

Me?

You had no debt.

Now you got no job, a useless degree, and a ton of debt.

What happens then?

Well, I hope you like it here, because guess what?

You're moving back home!

You need some money, so start doing tax argument. You take every part -time gig

you can get. You're working all the time, but you never have enough.

I know you got a lot of big hopes.

I used to be a little Indian kid, too.

But I got news for you, little man.

The American dream is dead.

I probably shouldn't have done that stuff.

So sorry, guys. All out for the day.

What? I'm going to fuck this place with one star.

Hey, it's Arch from Tap Sergeant.

I'm so sorry. They actually sold out of buns.

Yeah, you won't get charged for the buns, but please don't cancel the task

because then I don't get paid. And, you know, I did wait like two hours.

Okay. Thanks for understanding.

Bye. There are my buns.

Thank you so much. Ooh, bag's still warm. Love it. See you soon.

See ya.

Who's that guy? How'd he get some bugs?

He's one of our investors.

Canceled? You said you weren't going to do that.

God damn it, David H.

Fuck my life.

Talk to you for a second.

Sure. Elena, from Lumber.

Arch. Poor associate. Sometimes power tools.

Are you happy with the work environment here?

No.

Exactly.

We know they can do so much better here, and that's why I'm trying to start a

union.

I'm just working here part -time to save some money, and then I'm moving on.

Okay, well, just because you're not going to be somewhere forever doesn't

you can't make it better.

Nothing ever changes.

So what's the answer?

Give up?

I don't have an answer.

Hmm.

Okay.

Ard.

Floor associate.

Love to you.

You guys have zero.

Damn. So there's my jam.

Okay.

Have a good night.

Hey, I got four. You want some of mine?

Yeah. All right. Come over here, Elena from Lumber.

You cool with these fixings? I am.

I went a little heavy on the green socks. That's always good.

How you been sleeping, man? You look a little tired.

Oh, thanks for noticing.

There's a new look I'm going for.

Sorry.

No, I haven't been sleeping that well. Do you have any tips?

Actually, I do. I've been using sleep stories on my phone.

Pretty much I just listen to this guy talk and he's so boring that I just

out. I gotta give it a try. Works every time.

So what do you do all day when you're so well rested?

I make furniture.

That's why I started working at Hardware Heaven so I can get some of those

discounts.

What about you? What do you do?

I'm an editor.

I edit documentaries and stuff like that.

I love documentaries.

What are you working on now?

Right now I'm just doing freelance stuff.

I'm hoping to get another proper game soon.

You'll get another one. Keep your dreams alive.

I once dated a girl that had that tattooed on her lower back. Oh, yeah?

she now? I think she's dating a DJ.

Elena with the cinnamon bun guy.

Have you ever been to a rave?

No, I haven't. Don't take the drug.

I think I'll just take the drug and not go to the rave. What about that option?

Love that.

Um, it's cozy.

Good for

Naveen.

I'm an editor. I work on documentaries.

What am I going to do at Microsoft?

Okay. Well, I'll think about it.

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All right, everyone, let's gather around.

And there he was, this lost soul, his head in his hands, about to jump

into Niagara Falls.

As he lurked over the edge, panic filled his eyes as he thought, Oh no,

is this the end?

I put my arm on his shoulder and said, Kenneth, I'm an angel.

My name is Azrael.

I'm here to save you.

I showed him what he had to live for.

Visions that reflected the hope his life promised.

Cheering his son at a soccer game.

Holding his wife on the couch on a lazy Sunday.

Playing in the park with his dog.

Truly, I see now that my life was precious as it was.

Thank you for showing me my path.

You are a... special angel.

Martha?

Yes, Gabriel.

Is there any way I can have more meaningful duties like Azrael?

I want to guide people. I want to change their lives. I want to save a lost

soul.

To save a lost soul, you have to find a lost soul.

Finding a lost soul is not easy, Gabriel.

And showing them a path is...

It's incredibly difficult.

But I saw a person today. His job is waiting in line.

He's ready to give up on his life.

But that's not your task, is it, Gabriel?

How's the texting and driving going?

It's a lot.

People really love doing it.

What do you have this week?

I'm supposed to save a woman named Elena who works at a place called Hardware

Heaven. She almost backs into a telephone pole.

But you're not going to let that happen, are you? No, I'm not.

One step at a time.

That's for customers only, sir. You can't sleep here.

I know. I was just about to go get some groceries.

Really? Because you covered up your windows and went to sleep.

I know that's what it looks like, but... Let me catch up here again.

Okay.

My Indian brother. What's going on, man?

Hey, what's up, Leonard?

You know, you don't have to mention I'm Indian every time you say hi.

Oh, my bad.

You're Pakistani?

Just forget about it.

You good?

Oh, yo, quick favor. You got some toothpaste at the bar? I'm all out.

Uh, yeah.

Here you go. Oh, thanks. Oh, you're not the one with the little whitening

crystals, are you?

I got a big date tonight.

No, it's all right. What's up with this big date? Oh, yo, this girl Susan, she

works at the CVS up in Burbank.

I asked her to say yo.

Why you smell like blueberries?

Now we're going on a date. That worked?

Hell yeah.

Girls love it when you know smells.

That shows you know the thing.

Try it. Go up to a girl and be like, yo, girl, you smell like a new car.

Because that's everyone's favorite smell.

Well, why didn't you tell Susan you smell like a new car?

Because you smell like blueberries.

Yeah, that makes sense.

I'll see you later, Leonard. Just give me the toothpaste tomorrow.

Yo, later, man.

Uh, yeah. I'm here to clean out the garage.

Nice, nice. I'm Jeff, a play.

Wait, were you at There Will Be Buns the other day? Yeah, love that place.

Line's pretty brutal, though, huh?

Hope so. I'm an investor, so we like the long line.

My buddy David Haberman, you know what he does? He pays the guy to wait in line

four. You should try that.

Hmm, that's a good idea.

Garage is this way.

How long have you been doing task, Sergeant?

Uh, a few months.

Oh, gotta say, they've been a lifesaver for me. My assistant left a little while

ago.

Whoa.

Is that a real 930?

The Widowmaker, right?

Uh, honestly, I have no idea. I've never even driven it. I can't drive stick.

What? You gotta learn.

I will. But first, the garage.

So, I need all this stuff put in these plastic containers here, and I'd love it

if you could breathe some new life into these pool floaties. I miss Miss T -Rex.

He's my boy.

I gotta head back to the cold plunge.

What's that?

It's like a really, uh, freezing cold tub of water. And I sit in there.

for three minutes, and then I run to my sauna for 15 minutes, and then I go back

and forth four times. It's supposed to be very good for your circulation.

Does it work?

Honestly, I have no idea.

If you need me, just knock on the sauna.

All right.

Okay, let's get going.

Fuck!

Time to lunch.

Boom.

Holy fuck, look how clean my garage is.

Five stars, man.

Thanks. Sorry I got a bit peckish while you were in there.

You want some burrata? You a burrata boy?

Uh, not really familiar.

You're shitting me.

You, you gotta try. The best. Alright.

Goddamn. Yeah?

That is some creamy cheese.

Good shit, right?

Yeah. I guess I am a burrata boy.

Welcome to club.

All right, man. Thank you.

Really. Yeah.

Um, so are you looking for an assistant?

I am.

Would you ever consider me?

I mean, we just met, and, you know, I got a lot going on in my life.

Yeah. Like what?

My current to -do list?

Uh, fix my pool heater, get new house flippers, get a disco floor for my

and find a shaman to take me on an ayahuasca journey.

It really runs the gamut, but I can do it.

You know what?

I really like your vibe.

And I am very digging this initiative that you're showing right now.

Why don't we do a one -week trial and see how it goes?

I'm in.

Hey! Varada boys for life!

Or for one week, if that goes well.

And for life.

Hey, ayahuasca. I'm getting in with a shaman named Tammy. I know it doesn't

sound too shaman -y, but apparently she's George Clooney's shaman.

Ooh, he seems very bad. Yeah, book Tammy.

All right.

Jeff is in.

Uh -huh. No, the non -alcoholic beverage station.

Yeah, uh, that sounds good.

Yeah, send me the deck. I'll check it out for you. Thank you.

Did you salt the rim on this? What are you, a magician?

Uh, disco floor. I found these super chill Armenian brothers.

They can do it. They just need to know how big a space it is. Uh, it's that

whole room in there.

Oh, whoa.

You're having a disco floor in your house?

Yeah, it's, uh, my 40th is coming up, so I'm going to blow it out a little bit.

I've been working with this, uh, dance choreographer, Shabie, teaching me a

whole routine and everything.

All right. All right, so you go arm and back and one.

Yo, Art, Art, can we film this in case I want to watch it back later? Yep. Yeah,

I got you. Awesome. Good. Okay. Ready? From Art. From Art, you go. You.

Everybody. In.

Love. Yeah!

Awesome, you got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My friends are going to freak out.

I know you've been looking for something special for your 40, and I think I

found the watch. Check out the feedback engraving. Oh, pretty baby.

I love that. How much is pretty baby?

$250 ,000.

Let's do it.

Jeff, full guy can come pick the heater next week.

Perfect. So, besides that, you just have that Zoom in 10 minutes.

Oh, great.

Two things for you. You got a parking ticket. I put it downstairs in the

kitchen. And I got you a company credit card for, you know, expensive stuff.

Whoa.

Sauna Box LLC.

The one and only.

Can I ask you something?

Yeah. What the fuck do you do?

Oh, um...

I run a VC firm.

We invest in smaller companies. I serve on the board and consult for them.

Foodzert, that food delivery app, that's one of ours.

Those, like, kiosks you see at the airport that sell headphones, those are

We make a shit ton off of those.

Right. And how'd you get into that?

Me and my friends, we started this thing with cell phone towers.

That did well. We took that money, we put it into this tech thing. That did

really well. And now, here we are.

Here we are.

Hey, how's it going?

I was about to head over to pick you up. All good?

Hey, look, I'm not willing to play, but I was out of my cousin's car, and I was

trying to send somebody a video of this dog doing backflips, and I backed into a

telephone pole.

I'm totally fine, but I should probably deal with this.

Oh, no, I'm so sorry. That sounds really annoying and kind of cute.

Be careful texting and driving.

I will. Is there any way we can do another day, like tomorrow even?

Of course.

See you tomorrow then.

Bye. Bye.

Your session is complete.

See if you can bring some of this mindfulness into the rest of your day.

Meditation over!

Did you finish unpacking all those clothes I got?

Yeah, all of them. Love this guy.

Yeah, it's fresh, huh?

So, let me tell you something real quick, okay?

Sure.

So, God forbid, any shit goes down, I just want you to know, I have a gun.

It's in this drawer right here.

Here's the safe. The code is 1244.

Whoa!

I'm not a big gun guy. I'll probably just hide if that's okay.

Hey, I'm not a big gun guy either, but there was like a bunch of home invasions

in the neighborhood and I got spooked. So I'm worried. He's my gun trainer.

He says if someone's in your home, the most important thing is do not hesitate.

You shoot first, you ask questions later. They could be on meth or

You don't know.

Troubling times, my friend.

Oh, also, I need you to call Dunsmore and make me a dinner reservation for

Friday night.

Just tell Matias I'm coming in. He'll give me a nice table at the bar.

Um, sure.

Oh, by the way, I was going to ask. I actually got a date tonight. Is it all

right if I head out after this?

Yeah, you got a hot date?

What's the plan?

Uh, something low -key. Probably go get tacos.

Tacos? What?

Do you not like this girl?

Yeah, I like this girl. Do you not like tacos?

How did you guys meet each other?

We kind of met at a taco place.

And you're going for more tacos?

That's too many tacos, man.

That's an all -taco relationship.

It's a lot. Yeah, yo, go to Dunsmore. That's nice. She'll like that.

Not too pricey, is it?

No, no, no, not at all. And make sure you get the ribeyes. Great.

So let's talk about the ensemble.

This what we're wearing on our date? The coffee stain and all that?

I guess.

My little jacket.

I got this little jacket. I bought it a while ago and I haven't returned it.

It's a little teensy on me, but it could be perfect on you. Yeah, you can borrow

it for the date.

All right.

Yeah. Ooh, it's nice.

It's a glove.

I feel like Kevin James in Hitch. That makes me Hitch in Hitch. Ha! He's a cool

guy. Thank you.

I like your jacket. Oh, thanks.

You look very nice, too.

Thanks.

I'm so glad we did this. Me, too.

Yeah.

At first, I kind of hated you.

What? What did I do?

I mean, you were just so, like, I don't believe in much. Oh, come on.

I didn't talk like that. Oh, I don't know.

I know.

Yeah, that was you.

And now look at you. Hey, guys. How are we tonight?

Hey, how are you? Good. Thank you.

What are we thinking food -wise? My friend said we definitely have to get a

ribeye. Those look very good.

Oh, it's a signature dish. They grill it right on the fire. It's so good. All

right. Cool.

Thanks.

So we usually say about three to four plates per person. All right. Everything

is shared, family style.

And we have some amazing wines if you want to talk to our sommelier about it.

Okay. Cool. I'll give you guys a minute.

Thanks. You're welcome.

I am so good without the ribeye. Yeah, it's a big steak.

Maybe we do the drought.

Trout sounds perfect.

Yeah. I'm actually super easy. They said everything's meant to be shared. Yeah,

let's share.

Family style.

Yeah. It's a small family. Just the two of us. No kids.

I'm telling you, I used to kill it in my school town. Really?

What was your talent?

Singing, dancing, everything.

Oh, what'd you sing?

Hey, team. Can I do that whenever you're ready?

Thanks. You're welcome.

Wow, we should definitely split this.

No, no, no. I'll get it.

You sure?

Yeah, yeah.

Don't worry about it.

My treat.

Thank you.

This was... This was so lovely.

You get my email you all sent for ayahuasca tonight?

Yeah.

Did you use my card to buy yourself dinner last night?

I talked to your accountant about that.

I'm going to pay you back right away. I just got in a little bit of a jam at

Dunsmore, and the waitress recommended an expensive bottle of wine. I didn't

know what to do. You can't do that.

I totally get that.

It won't happen again, and I'm going to pay you back as soon as I can. I'm

really sorry.

We need to stop working together, unfortunately.

Really? Yeah.

I mean, I'm gonna pay you back, man. You told me to go there. You said it wasn't

pricey. Don't make it weird, okay?

Just thank you for everything, and I'm really sorry.

I'm sorry, too.

Currently full.

Have you done this before?

No. The whole process takes about an hour and a half, two hours.

Tonight we're going to be working with magic mushrooms and ayahuasca.

All right, needle's going to go right here.

Yo, get your little ass up.

You can't be sleeping no Denny's, man.

I'm sorry.

And my outlets are off. You ain't getting no juice to your phone.

Did you see a golf cart down here?

The one with the duct tape on the bumper?

Yeah. You got towed.

Towed? Why'd I get towed?

I don't know. Am I dressed like a cop or a guy that works at Denny's?

Denny's?

Parking tickets.

Yeah, that'll do it.

They're going to charge you for the tickets and for the tow. I'm sorry.

If I knew your night was going like this, I'd have let you sleep some more,

I had fingers here.

I knew it.

A lost soul.

Arch, I'm an angel. My name is Gabriel. I'm here to save you.

What?

Who the fuck are you? How do you know my name?

Maybe you don't understand.

I'm an angel.

See the wings?

I've been observing you. I know all about you. I know you're living in your

I know you lost your job with Jeff.

What? I even know that right now there's a part of you that thinks your life

isn't worth living.

But it's not true.

You have so much to live for.

Let me show you.

Holy shit! What happened?

What is it? Where are we?

Visions that reflect the hope your life promises.

I know you've been having trouble finding work now, but look.

I did a job driving one of those delivery trucks?

Yes. Hey, Arch!

We'll get the pee bottle, bro.

Why do I need a pee bottle? Your deadlines are very strict and you don't

time for bathroom breaks. Hence, the pee bottle.

Okay. But wait, there's more.

I know you're living in your car now, but look.

Elena and I move in together?

Technically, you both moved in with her mom.

Elena, Daryl and Mercedes are coming over again. So could you two sleep in

living room and fold the couch bed up in the morning, please? Yes, ma 'am. Hey,

has anyone seen my air fryer? I can't find it. For the millionth time, Jay, I

didn't use your air fryer. I'm just eating spaghetti mine in my business.

Fuck it.

Who's that guy?

It's her sister, Patrice's on -and -off -again boyfriend, Jay.

They live here too.

Ars, you be using my body wash. I'm missing some body wash.

Seems a bit crowded.

But you both eventually get steady jobs and move to Texas.

Hey.

What'd they say?

He's gonna have to have surgery.

Okay, how much is it?

We can't afford it.

Then what's gonna happen to Dapper?

Does that mean we're gonna have to...

We have to put the dog to sleep?

Yes.

Let's maybe get out of here.

That's what I have to live for?

Yeah. What's wrong? Why are you so upset?

Because my life sucks.

I mean, it's not the worst life in the world, but damn, man. Pee bottle?

Dead dog?

I did everything I was supposed to do and nothing's working out.

I'm going to be honest with you, Arch.

I'm not really supposed to be doing this.

What does that mean?

I'm overstepping my bounds as an angel.

Do you see how my wings are kind of small?

I wasn't going to say anything, but yeah, they're on the tinier side.

It means I'm lower order.

I'm normally only in charge of saving people from texting and driving.

Wait, you're telling me I have a budget guardian angel?

Kind of.

I'm just trying to help you. I want you to have hope.

I need to show you that your life is precious, that it's worth living.

My life isn't precious.

My life is just in the service of people like Jeff, the people who actually get

to live and go on vacations and do coal plunges.

You think Jeff's life is the life that's worth living?

Maybe I can show you that that life is not all that's cracked up to me.

Sir, are you okay?

What?

You must have fallen asleep in your car.

Yeah, I fell asleep.

No problem. Get home safe, okay?

Okay.

Good morning, Arj. Would you like to go home?

Navigating to home.

Estimated drive time, one hour and ten minutes.

I was just upstairs unloading some packages that came in. Those house

you wanted arrived.

They're very cool.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

You good? You need anything?

No, I'm good.

All right.

I'm going to go finish up. Just let me know if you want anything, okay?

Hey, Jeff.

Yeah.

Whose house is this?

Your house.

Enjoying your new life?

What happened?

You wanted to have wealth and success. Here you go.

Take a good look around. See if Jeff's life is all it's cracked up to be.

I'll check in on you at the end of the week. We'll assess.

But I'm still me?

Yes. Your name is Arge. You look like you.

But everything else is Jeff's life.

Both the good and the bad.

What happened to Jeff?

He has your life. He thinks he's you.

So he's my assistant?

Yes. So he has to do whatever I ask him to do?

Yeah. If I'm hungry and I want a snack?

He'll get it for you.

Hey, Jeff!

Chef Senguak, coming right up.

My man.

I'm just going to head upstairs to your room and finish unpacking those clothes.

All right, cool.

Enjoying the pool?

Gabriel the angel!

Can Jeff see you?

No, only you can see me.

Oh, well, I got to say, so far, this is great.

You want to hit the pool, pop on some trucks? Hey, Arch, just reminding you,

got this meeting coming up.

You should probably be ready to go soon.

Meeting? I don't know anything about his work. What am I going to say?

You wanted to see what this life is like.

Time to get to work, Mr.

Mogul. That's for you. Oh, God. Here we go, bone up a fucking teeth.

Oh, my God.

The sushi's insane.

So sick, right?

They fly the fish in from Japan every morning. Very high carbon footprint.

That's awesome.

Yeah. Yo, did you check out that launch proposal I sent over for the event next

week? What'd you think about that?

Uh... Looked good, I guess.

Yeah?

Great.

All right, well, yeah, that's all the business we had to get to today, so what

the fuck? How's life?

Uh, same old. Just working, coal plunging. You?

Work has been crazy, man. I had to fire one of my assistants, Darren.

Oh, yeah, he's a sweetheart, bud.

I had this big event in New York last week, and I put him in charge of vibes.

And then I get there, and the vibes are just super off. Hate that.

Yeah. Wrong kind of candles.

Ugh. He didn't tag the liquor sponsor in the media post.

No. The event was off a cliff. The vibes were just tanked. What was the scent he

was supposed to get, and what did he grab instead?

He was supposed to get sandalwood. He got vetiver. Oh.

The whole place smelled like shit. Those aren't the same smells. Everybody at

the event must have been furious.

Yeah. But you know what, though, dude? I've been reading a lot about...

Like empathy and forgiveness in this new Jay Shetty book. So blessings to

Darren. Thank you. Hey, let me get this.

Dude, put it on the company.

It was a business lunch after all, right?

Oh, yeah. Why would we pay?

This was the best lunch I've ever had.

Thank you.

All right, we got to go, though. I got to hit the car to get a couple nibbles.

Excuse me, sir.

Oh, hi. Can I help you? Yeah, I'm Grant. You called me to check out the pool

heater. Ooh, that's right. What's the deal?

So, bad news. The heater's busted. Probably have to replace it. It's

like 30K for the heater, another five for the install.

Okay.

Problems with your home?

Some pretty serious expenses.

Must be inconvenient.

Good thing I got a shit ton of money to cover any and all problems that come my

way. Ha!

See you later, Gabe.

I'm off to the top.

So she doesn't remember me at all?

That burden of you didn't exist until today. So you have to reintroduce

yourself.

Okay.

Elena from Lumber.

Uh, yeah.

You helped me find some lumber one time. It was very helpful.

Oh, well, I'm glad it worked out.

How's it going over there?

And lumber?

Good.

I'm glad. I'll just go over plumbing. It's a shit show.

Amarge.

Ice cream charge.

Do you have any thoughts?

Why? Uh, I mean, we were looking at the ribeye. Those look very good.

Let's do it.

This wine is drinking grapes. And this food is eating grapes.

Be careful. You'll get me gout tonight.

It has been such a pleasure serving you guys.

Dinner's on us tonight.

What? No. What? What?

Oh, no.

Fascinating couple of days, I imagine.

Hey, what's up?

You need something? I'm kind of busy ordering clothes.

So, what are you thinking?

The week is over. Are you ready to go back?

Go back? What do you mean?

Don't you see what's special about your life as it was?

You see how superficial a life of wealth and success ultimately is?

No.

But have you really reflected on your experience?

Are you nuts? I was living in my car.

Now I'm living in this giant house.

I can buy whatever I want, do whatever I want. But what about your job? What

about Elena? What about the pool heater? What the fuck about the pool heater?

I show you something to make you realize your life is precious. You see it, you

go back. You can't just stay.

So it's all over?

You're going to make me go back?

No, I can't do that.

So if I want to stay, I can just stay?

Yes. I have to want to go back. That's right. Then I don't want to go back. But

you can't do that. You said I could.

Ah, shucks.

You guided someone?

Gabriel, you're not supposed to talk to people or be visible.

I know that. Then why did you do this?

He was a lost... Sore.

I tried to show him that wealth wouldn't solve all his problems.

And? It seems to have solved most of his problems.

Gabriel, you were supposed to help Elena.

What you've done has really changed things.

She had to cancel her date with Arj, and that set off a chain reaction.

The date went differently, Arj lost his job, and that's what's led us here.

You have to get Arj to go back.

And until you do, I have to take your wings.

Amen.

Tell me what you think. Be honest. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me.

How's it drinking?

That's drinking, huh? Yes.

Chef, come here, man.

Have some wine. Have a little glass.

Oh, wow.

Here, have some. Have fun.

That's really good.

Yeah.

Ice cream, I'm cleaning up, though.

Good call. Keep cleaning, Jeff.

Hey!

It's Gabriel.

Gabriel the Angel.

Where's your little wings?

I lost them. Oh, you've been a bad boy.

So no wings. What does that mean? People can see me. I have less powers. It's

very embarrassing.

Listen, I know you like this life, but may I pose a question?

Is this fair to Jeff?

Jeff? Jeff's chilling.

Is he?

What are you doing?

holding my own trash.

Why are you in my clothes?

What's happening right now?

What'd you do to me?

Oh, no.

What happened?

I gave him his memory back, but I think he may have went into shock.

Is he dead?

No. Definitely not.

Oh, shit. The dude just died.

Let the bounce.

He's not dead.

I hope not.

I did not know you were struggling to the point that you needed divine

intervention. But you gotta switch back, man. Give me my life back.

So what, I just go back to living in my car?

You lived in your car?

Yes, Jeff, I did. Why do you think an angel got involved?

Because I had too many roommates?

Okay, that's bad.

And I acknowledge that.

So here's what I'm gonna do.

If you switch back right now, I'm gonna give you $200 ,000.

Do you spend more than that on one of your watches?

You're low -balling me on your existence? You live in your car. I

be a lot to you. I don't know. How greedy are you, man?

It's an opening offer. That's how negotiations work. That's your entire

Counter. Make me an offer. Time out, guys.

You can't do that, Jeff.

This is Arch's experience.

You might not remember anything.

What?

Okay. How's this?

Switch back?

Or you are evil and this angel man will send you to hell forever.

Smite him. I can't send someone to hell. That's actually not my department.

Good God, man. You are very unhelpful.

Listen, I drive around LA.

I see the homeless house with crisis that has befallen us. And I did not

know that you were a part of that. And I don't want you to be.

But that being said.

I think feeling my entire life is a little bit harsh.

You're not a bad person, Arch. I know you don't want to hurt Jeff to have a

life.

All right, I'll switch back.

Yeah, fuck yeah. But I want a few days. For what?

To do some fun shit, okay? Come on, a few days.

Jeff?

You know what?

If that's what you feel you need,

I will do that.

Okay. Okay.

Okay!

So, in the meantime, can I get a few grand so I can get, like, a hotel room

shit? Yeah, yeah, let's get you a nice suite at the Chateau Marmont. Or how

about get fucked?

You fired me because I put, like, $300 on your credit card. Why don't you tough

it out for a few days?

I see what's happening here.

Eat the rich, am I right? You think because I'm a tech bro, I can't live

life for a little while? I can live your life in my sleep.

I came from nothing. I'm self -made. You came from nothing. Oh, I came from

very, very humble beginnings. What did your parents do?

My father was an orthopedic surgeon, and my mother practiced law.

Hmm. Had a pretty big farm. Hmm.

But that is not the money that I got for my cell phone tower thing. That came

from my grandfather.

I own newspapers.

You know what?

Enjoy the fruits of my hard work.

I'll be out there just fine.

Okay.

Well, what are you going to do?

I'm going to give you some space and see you in a few days.

Bye.

Hey, Jeff.

So, um, since I lost my wings, I need a place to stay.

Can I move in with you?

I mean, I'm living in this yucky little motel now. What are we, gonna share a

bed?

I'll go under the covers and you go over.

Or I'll go over and you go under.

Whichever you prefer.

What do you say?

Roomies?

I'll be right down.

So, like, could you fly?

Uh... no my wings are too small it's not the size of the wing

absolutely it is oh that's too bad

hello

hello one

second

Checkout time?

I don't want to check out. I would like to stay here.

You want to stay? You pay money.

How much money?

$125.

I don't have that much money right now.

If no, how about you check out?

How about I pay you by tonight? Is that okay?

Okay. Thank you.

I need to find a way to make money.

Here you go.

Hey, is there any update on the Huevo Grancheros for Alex?

It's going to be another 15. 15 minutes?

I don't know, man.

I'm double parked over here. You hear these honks? These honks are for me.

Order for Alex.

Thank you. What happened to 15 minutes?

What do you want me to say? I hate my life. Thank you. You can't double park.

Let's go.

One second.

Get a taxi.

Sorry. Go, go, go.

Oh, shit.

You hit a car.

I know I hit a car. I can see that.

I'm used to my normal car's cameras and sensors and shit and things.

I need the things.

Pizza was yummy.

Five stars.

Hey!

They give you a dollar and 15 cents.

Dick!

The chef, Renee, is getting antsy about her pokeballs. Yeah, tell her it's on

the way.

Why do you need this pokeball so soon?

Let's pick up some pad thai for Martin.

Can I get your restroom real quick?

Driver can't use the bathroom.

Great, thanks.

Order up and run for nothing.

Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me.

You're serving this thing before me?

That's how the robots win, you know. Jeff, Ashby's wondering where the

is. Yeah, well, tell Ashby they gave her rigatoni the last time, and they gave

me chicken parm, and now I gotta go back to the place to get her rigatoni while

they make a whole new rigatoni.

Just tell her to be there soon.

Beep, beep, look out!

I'm coming through!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Where's the extra ranch, homie?

Oh, uh...

I don't like pack the bag, but it delivers. Okay, but I can't eat this

wings with this amount of ranch.

You understand?

I agree. That's not enough ranch, but I don't know what to tell you. Okay, well,

one ranch, one star, bitch.

Please don't do that. Fuck.

We made enough money, right?

Yeah, definitely.

One of those lady left us to pay by phone.

We're good.

No.

No, no, no, no, no. I don't get paid till the end of the week.

Holy shit, Ed, no, I need this money now?

You know with all we spent on gas?

We actually lost money today.

Where are we going to sleep?

Let's focus on the positives about the car.

It's tight on space, but since we've got separate seats, it's like we each have

our own little beds.

Maybe we could put a little curtain up in between for privacy.

Could be cute.

No. No curtain, okay?

But was he promising to think about it?

Yeah, okay, I'll think about it.

You look... stunning.

You look ravishing.

Listen, I have a crazy question for you.

Do you want to go to Paris this weekend?

What?

Like, Paris, Paris?

This weekend?

Yeah. I actually have the union meeting. I can't, but is there any way we can go

another time?

It kind of has to be this weekend.

Why has it got to be this weekend?

I can't really explain, but it just does.

Could you blow up the union thing?

It took so long to get everybody to believe in this thing. I don't want them

think I'm not serious.

What is that noise?

It's frustration because there's this one version of our lives where we both

to Paris this weekend. We have this amazing time together.

And instead, you got to stay here and fight for better working conditions at

hardware heaven. And that sucks.

Why does it suck?

It's my life.

I didn't mean it that way. I think you did.

I get it.

We live two different lives.

I live in my design studio and sleep on a futon.

You sleep here.

But this is my life, and I have to fight for it, whether you think it's worth

fighting for or not.

L .A. 9.

Save it.

I'm gonna go home.

We have a problem.

What? It's Arch.

I spoke with a colleague.

He had an accident.

He's in a coma.

He's in a coma?

What happened to him?

He was texting and driving.

What? I thought that was your whole thing to not let that happen.

I'm here. I couldn't save him. So what happens now?

We have to wait until he gets out of the coma.

He has to be the one who wants to switch.

I agreed to switch lives with him for a few days out of the kindness of my heart

so we could have some fun.

This cannot be the deal.

I cannot be like this any longer. I don't like it.

You go talk to your angel friends and you fix this.

Fix this for me, okay?

I will.

Thank you.

Gabriel, you've been let go.

What?

I'm fired?

This is too big a mess you've created.

What happened to me?

You live out this life as a human.

There must be another way.

If Arch decides to switch back and have hope for his life, then you and Jeff are

fine. But until then, you're human.

I already feel it.

I'm perspiring.

I need deodorant.

And my stomach feels strange.

I'm hungry?

How will I know when I'm done chewing?

Oh, you've never eaten anything before, huh?

Um, you know, I think you'll just know.

What if I choke?

I've seen it happen a lot. Just eat the hamburger, okay?

This is nice.

It's like nothing out of spirit.

Yep. No.

Have a chicken noogie.

There you go. It happened. See?

Instinct kicked in.

Oh. Yeah.

I'll get even more. Yeah.

Have some milkshake.

Jeff, could you imagine seeing strawberries for thousands of years, but

actually knowing the sweet taste enclosed in those magical berries?

I can't imagine. And in all fairness, that's a chocolate milkshake.

What are we going to do, Jeff? I'm scared.

We don't have any money, and I'm already perspiring a lot.

So I looked up online how long the average coma lasts.

Two weeks.

Not that bad, you know? So we just gotta make enough money to last until this

guy wakes up.

Tomorrow, I'll go to my old office.

I know everything about all the companies they've invested in. So I'll

some insight that makes me look like a financial genius. They'll hire me on the

spot. It'll be enough money for both of us. We'll be out of that motel tomorrow.

There you go.

There you go. You're a big boy, huh?

No, I'm a big boy.

You sure are.

Let go of me! Let go of me!

Did you get the job?

Does it look like I got the job?

No. They accused me of hacking into their files and then they basically

threatened to kill me.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

Chicken nuggy?

Yes, of course I respect patient confidentiality. I just need to know, do

have any Indian dudes there that are in a coma?

Yes, I've actually called many times.

Hello? Hello?

I don't think they're going to tell me any more information about this.

It's been three weeks. I've applied for one million jobs.

I either don't hear back at all, or it's a scam where people just want me to

send them pictures of my feet.

Are you listening to me, Gabriel?

Sorry. The internet is amazing, Jeff.

I want to help you find jobs, but I also want to look at photos of baby

elephants.

Look at this guy, bathing in a river.

His name's Oliver.

I cannot financially support the both of us anymore. You have to get a job,

Gabriel. A job? Yeah.

Wow. I wonder what I want to be.

An architect?

A scientist?

Maybe I want to work with animals.

Oh, maybe I could work with baby elephants.

Maybe.

But probably not.

Come on, Gabriel.

You need to move more fast, please.

Do we do any other stuff or is this a business all night?

Just working business all night.

Check. Felipe, my first check.

Hello, Gabe.

You're shitting me.

Felipe, there's something wrong with my check.

What's wrong with your check, Gabe?

There's not enough money.

Where's the money?

They're paying one number and then taking a lot of money for all these

things. Let me take it.

This money goes to the local government, federal government, your insurance, and

your social security.

That's why it's less money.

I can't make enough money to live off this.

You may need to get another job.

Another job?

I wash dishes all the time. When can I do another job?

I don't know. I have three jobs.

What? I work here.

I'm a mechanic.

And I do a valet parking at an escape room.

I thought a job gives me enough money for all my things and some extra money

spend on fun stuff.

Sorry, Gabe.

This is how it is.

How you feeling?

I'm good.

It's a big day tomorrow.

You excited?

Yeah.

Ready to go home.

Good. So, listen.

Since you've been here, there have been two guys who have been asking around

about you.

Seeming a little bit shady.

One, curly hair, pretty bland.

The other guy, long hair, very attractive.

Kind of like a bad boy with a soft touch. I know who you're talking about.

I know.

Maybe give them a call. They seem pretty concerned.

You can give the tall one my number.

It's fine with me.

Can I ask you something?

When people have accidents like this, do they ever have memory issues?

Stone Canyon Road?

That's what it is.

Delivery for Orange?

He's out of the coma.

He's out of the coma!

Fuck is he doing here?

That fool's your driver?

Hey, thanks so much.

What is happening right now? You're out of the coma and you're ordering ramen?

Why did you phone me, Arch?

They said this might happen.

Because of the coma, I've been having some memory issues.

I'm so sorry, but I don't remember you.

You don't remember me?

The pamphlet. Let me get you a pamphlet.

Here you go.

It's called Disassociative Memory Loss.

It's due to the medications they were using to treat me after the accident.

It was a pretty serious brain trauma.

Are you fucking with me, man? Do you actually not remember me? Maybe we can

to jog my memories.

What's your name?

Jeff!

That's not ringing a bell.

You don't know who I am! If you read the pamphlet, it could be very helpful.

The duration of memory loss can vary depending on the specific cause of the

coma. In some cases, memory may improve over time with treatment.

In other cases, memory loss may be permanent.

Wow.

That's no bueno.

Did you just say that's no bueno?

No.

Fucking shit, it's no bueno. It's mooey, mooey, mooey no bueno, Gabriel.

You know what?

I want to talk to God. Get me God. I want a meeting with God right now.

above my pay grade. Well, then who's your boss? Who do you work for?

Martha.

Martha?

You work for an angel named Martha?

Martha.

What has happened to you, Gabriel? You've just given up. You're smoking

cigarettes now?

Leave me alone, Jeff. I like it. It's all I have.

Please don't give up on me. Do you want to wash dishes and smoke cigarettes, or

do you want to get your wings back? You can get them back, man. I know you can.

Just think.

This friend, Elena, she was the one I was supposed to help originally, but I

didn't, and she went off her path.

Maybe I can help her get back on her path.

And that'll help Arch get back on his path. And then he'll want to switch

And then I'll get my wings back.

And then you'll get your life back. That's what I want. I knew you could do

man. Good job. You can do this, Gabriel.

Hey, Gabriel, what are you doing there? You break it over.

I need you, please. You need to come back to the restaurant. Okay, Felipe.

I got to finish my shift first.

That right there, that's the truth.

Out of union at my last job, all they give us is take money out of checks and

nothing for us.

Kirby, how could you say that when that's not even us? Sounds like the same

nonsense to me.

That's not the truth. What is?

The truth is that one of our team members had a panic attack on the floor

week. Picking and choosing which bills to pay, worried about getting evicted,

and I know she's not the only one that has to deal with this.

I mean, guys, they're giving us more and more double shifts, less training, more

responsibilities. And what do we get for it?

25 cents a raise and a pat on the back?

It's very possible for this place to take care of itself and the people in

But they keep giving us less and less because we're okay taking crumbs.

So what's it going to be?

Are we going to take the crumbs?

Or are we going to fuck them up?

Yeah.

And you know what else?

Why do we need to give money to taxes and social security?

That money needs to go to fun stuff like chicken nuggies and milkshakes.

Milkshakes are good. Chicken nuggies are good.

That's the truth.

And dogs.

I petted a dog for the first time the other day. Maybe they need to get

too. They give so much joy and what do they get? A pat on the head and a

biscuit.

It's not enough.

We can do better.

And Hardware Heaven can do better.

For us and for the dogs.

Hey, brother.

What department you work in?

Oh, I don't work here.

I'm a dishwasher at an all -you -can -eat Korean barbecue restaurant.

Am I not supposed to be here?

Yes No No

No

You're okay, Gabe?

Hey, Felipe.

No, I'm not.

I'm just sad.

I messed things up.

That's why I got fired from my last job.

What did you do?

I was an angel.

I saved people when they were testing and driving.

Oh, cool.

Nice.

Come on, Gabriel.

Maybe you can put your thing down.

You can be like this.

What do you want?

I want my old child back.

I want to fix what I messed up.

Then, let's do it.

You're a handsome, sweet man.

I believe in you.

But you are in a bad place.

We need to boost your spirit.

What are you going to do tonight?

After your shift?

I don't know.

Why?

Let's go dancing.

What do I do?

Just follow me.

Have some tacos.

Wow.

You were texting and trying to... Huh?

Hey, Gabriel, that's my wife. Don't make me get a horse.

Come, come, that's my girl.

Thank you, Gabe.

I hate her.

Motherfucker stole my vacation.

I hope you're having fun.

Dear Value Foods or Associates, next week we are shifting to primarily robo

-delivery. Your rating does not meet our threshold. Your account is terminated

immediately.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! Jeff?

What's wrong?

This is too hard, man.

Like, how do people do this?

How is everyone not just miserable and angry all the time?

I don't even have it that bad and I'm barely hanging on by a thread here.

In my old life, all I did was go on vacation and attend very, very...

Easy and pleasant Zoom meetings.

I want that back!

Shit, the pigs.

Just what we fucking need.

Explain to me how I get my car back.

Go down to the impound lot, pay all of your unpaid parking tickets and the

impound fee.

Each day your car stays there, impound fee goes up.

Great system.

Thank you.

The same thing happened to Arch.

Whoa, what do you mean?

After you fired him, he went to donate plasma and then he passed out at a

Denny's and when he woke up, his car was towed.

Weird.

What are we gonna do?

I really don't know, man.

We have nowhere to live.

I have no job now.

We just really need some money.

watches. We can get my watches.

Your watches? Yeah!

Let's go!

What's going on here?

It's my birthday.

Oh.

Happy birthday.

No, it's Orange's birthday now. He stole my 40th birthday party. I don't even

know my birthday.

Are you still going to be able to get the watches?

Yeah. He doesn't remember who we are. It's fine. This is actually good.

I sneak upstairs. I still remember the code to the safe. If I can get pretty

baby, we're set for life.

I still feel bad about the stealing.

It's not stealing because all this is mine.

Come on.

That's true.

But you've got to be kidding me.

Jeff, the watch is... Hey.

Some guy's guarding the stairs.

I'm gonna do a lap, try to wait him out.

Maybe hit that buffet table.

He even stole my caterer.

God damn it.

I'll be back. You, you know, do your thing. Blend in.

She smelled like blueberries.

I'll see you later, Leonard.

Nice friend from the gym.

Hello. How are you?

I'm good.

It's not my birthday. It's your birthday.

Are you dad?

Jeff?

What, man?

Someone's painting, for Christ's sake.

Why was I friends with these assholes? Yo, Linda, what's up?

Hey, do I know you?

Oh, um, let's just say we knew each other in another life.

Sick. Yeah.

Do you know that guy who's got the long hair, kind of tall?

Uh -huh, yeah, Gabriel. He's an angel. He's fucking hot.

I'm gonna go sit on his face.

That will really confuse him.

Is Jeff here?

Uh, no.

I've got some mushroom chocolate, dude. You want a nibble?

Ooh, chocolate.

Let's go.

Thanks.

Thanks, Bunky.

Have a nibble?

Sure. Go off, King.

Elena?

What are you doing here?

I am currently serving some salmon crostini.

Happy birthday.

Thanks, but...

I started working for this catering company on the side.

Didn't know it was your address when I got to the house.

Oh, I gotta get back to work.

Nice dance moves, by the way.

So, how do you know Arj?

Wow.

I don't know if I can say.

Can you keep a secret?

Oh, I love secrets.

Well.

I used to be an angel, and I switched Arj's life with Jeff's life. Oh. But

Arj didn't want to go back, and that's how I lost my wigs and became human.

Oh, my God.

Are we role -playing right now? I want you so bad.

No. Huh? Oh, I gotta go find Jeff. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Forget about

Jeff. Tell me more secrets.

Yo!

What you doing here? You okay?

Shouldn't be here, Leonard.

House, the party.

Not mine.

It's like I stole it from someone else.

The Native American?

No, not them.

Yo, anybody got set up like this, they stole it from somebody.

Hey, did you see that server that had the long hair?

The black girl? Yeah. Oh, because I'm black, you think I know what she is? You

think I can track all the black people at your party? That's not what I meant.

We went out a while ago.

She's great.

But I'm just too fancy.

Kind of pulled us apart.

You are fancy.

But you got heart.

And you saw me, I was just some dude on the street.

And you got me an apartment.

You got me a custom -made tuxedo.

I'm over here eating salmon croissants.

I can't even pronounce the things I'm eating.

Maybe she just don't know who you really are.

Your party kind of winded down.

Uh, yeah.

I guess it did.

You okay?

Yeah.

What are you doing now? Do you want to hang out for a minute?

I gotta clean up.

Looks like they're pretty much done.

Come on, what, you hate me now?

No, I don't hate you.

You know, you're the only person here I wanted to hang out with, and everyone

else is...

Finally gone.

What do you say?

You want to dance? We still got the disco floor.

I should have gone to Paris.

Thought I could make a difference, but it's a waste of time.

That's not true.

I lost.

What's your answer?

Give up?

You're in a huge house with a pool telling me not to give up.

a giant corporation when I'm fighting just to get by.

My rent went up.

I lost my apartment.

I'm sleeping in my cousin's car, Arch.

You'll never believe me, but I've been there.

Even if you have, you're here now.

And it's beautiful.

Damn, I want to go.

I want to go to Paris, but I

know what's going on on the ground down there.

And instead of being up here drinking the fanciest wine you got, I guess I'd

rather be down there fighting to get more people up here

rather than just myself.

Hey, baby.

You shot me!

Oh, no, Jeff! Are you okay?

Why'd you shoot me?

You said don't hesitate.

Shoot first, questions later. I thought you were a home invader. I'm mad!

I said that?

Do you remember me?

When I brought you that Robin and Chiosa, you remembered me. I knew it.

sorry. I'm going to call 911. I'm doing that now.

You lied to me and you shot me.

You're a bad man, Arch.

I can't find my phone.

Use mine.

Arch?

Jeff, are you okay?

Gabriel, call the angels that deal with gunshots.

I have no way to contact them and they usually work in a different part of

I brought you into my life. I gave you Verona.

And then you took everything from me.

You lied to me.

You stole all my dance moves.

And then you shot me.

I'm sorry, man. Why'd you have to go to the first place?

I don't think I'd be the one who gets shot by it.

Statistically, you'd be surprised. Okay, not now.

Is that all right?

Why did you lie to me, Orge?

My life is hard.

Yours is really easy and fun.

Couldn't go back.

But it's gone on long enough.

Gabriel, how do I switch back?

Well, you told me.

If you want to switch back to your old life, it should happen.

Why isn't it happening?

You want to go back because you feel guilty about Jeff.

But you still don't feel your life, your real life, is worth living.

You don't have hope.

Just to be clear, he does not only have to want to go back, which was what I

thought we've been going for this whole time. He has to be psyched about it?

Yes. Well, why would that ever happen?

No offense.

I don't know what else we can do.

This has been a very stressful week.

May we go back to my house?

Technically your house?

Our house?

For now.

Can I come?

Yes.

Like him?

Yeah.

I need a dick.

It's the back and forth that really makes experience.

Yeah.

Should we plunge?

What's that?

Let's go! Let's go!

You did it! Two minutes! You did it, Gabriel!

Let's go!

No!

Look, I'm distracted!

I shouldn't do this!

Have a

nice swim?

Martha? Yeah, I guess.

So, now Arch wants to go back, but he still can't.

Wow.

I gave you the easiest assignment.

All you had to do was give someone a nudge, they'd look right at the road,

you were done for the day.

I know.

I just thought I could do more.

Oh, you certainly have done more.

You've been washing dishes, eating chicken nuggies.

Smoking, drinking, making speeches.

Oh, I've seen it all.

How do I get him to have hope for his life?

I lived like he did. I understand now why he didn't have hope in the first

place.

Gabriel, sometimes a lawful doesn't need an angel.

He just needs another person.

I don't understand.

I know.

But I have hope.

You hungry?

Always. Let's eat.

My two favorite things since I've been a human are dancing and tacos.

I've been a human way longer. Still two of my favorites.

Mine too.

Helena?

Hey.

How's it going?

I'm good.

I'm just grabbing some tacos at some pal's. How are you?

Good. Here with the Hardware Heaven crew. We just had a meeting and grabbing

bite to eat.

A meeting?

We're going to give it another go at organizing the store.

You are?

Yeah.

I know I was down about it last we talked, but I don't know, man. I just

realized that change is difficult.

You're changing something, you know.

And no, we won't win right away, but...

you keep fighting and fighting and fighting and because of that you

do

hey

i remember when will you come you broke into the break room uh milkshake and

chicken nuggets god asked you right yeah that's me how's it going

Look at Gabriel go.

He's got some moves.

He really got into cumbia.

Everyone learned to dance except me.

What's wrong?

I'm a failure.

I've put you and Jeff in a terrible situation.

It's all my fault.

What? No, that's true. You were just trying to help.

My boss told me I wasn't ready, and she knew the truth.

What truth?

That I'm kind of a dum -dum. A dum -dum?

You're not a dum -dum. I'm a dum -dum, and I give up. You can't give up.

You did.

Gabriel, I lost my job. I lost my apartment. I lost my job. I used to be a

celestial being, and now I'm a chain smoker.

I'm addicted to nicotine.

Yeah, but it's not over, is it? I mean, you came down to show me that my life's

worth living?

Come on, let's go.

I tried, Arch.

But it seems you prefer to live in a giant mansion with a pool to sleeping in

your car and eating protein bars.

But, Gabriel, I never wanted all that stuff. I just wanted enough. Enough to

comfortable. To not feel like I was struggling all the time.

If I go back, will I have my car, a job, anything?

No.

To all those things.

Well, that's pretty scary.

When I got fired, I was scared too.

I didn't know what was going to happen.

And a lot of times it wasn't fun.

Flipping in your car wasn't fun.

Being hungry wasn't fun.

Washing dishes wasn't fun.

But I love being human.

I love dancing. I love tacos. I love Felipe.

I love Jeff.

And I love you.

If I go back, what happens to you? Will I ever see you again?

No.

My job will be done. I'll be an angel again.

No more tacos.

Maybe I'll leave one out for you, just in case.

What?

One time I took my dad for tacos, and I got him a shirt for his birthday.

And he just spilled green sauce all over, just completely ruined the shirt

a little kid.

And he still wears it sometimes, even with all the stains, because I got it

him.

He doesn't know who I am, Gabriel.

He just thinks I'm some random rich guy that gave him a bunch of money and got

him a house.

Why did he let you do that?

I told him he won a contest because he had a cool mustache.

No.

I like this too.

What?

Being with you.

Laughing.

It's one of the best parts of being human.

It is.

I just wish you had a different angel.

Asriel would never have let this happen.

Who's he?

He's a great angel.

Has giant wings.

Guides people.

He's a rock star.

I think I'd rather have the guy that's really into cumbia, chicken nuggies, and

psychedelics. You're just saying that because I'm right here.

No.

I'm saying it because it's true.

You're my angel.

And you're not Asriel. You're Gabriel.

And you know what? I love Gabriel.

I prefer Gabriel.

And I'm not Jeff.

I'm Arch. And things aren't going well right now, but... I gotta try.

I wanna see where it goes with me.

As Arge.

I think my life's worth living.

Hey, yo.

Are you okay?

Do you need a ride somewhere?

What?

Your car got towed, right?

Yeah. Okay, I got you.

Just let me know.

Thanks.

Good.

Dad? Hey, how you doing?

I'm good.

Actually, uh, I'm not good.

I, uh, I didn't get a new plate.

And, uh, I'm still struggling to find a job.

It's just bad out there.

A lot of people are having a hard time.

But you're going to be okay.

I believe in you.

Thanks.

Why did you lie before, though?

I don't know. I guess I was embarrassed.

You're always talking about Naveen and how much money he's making.

Oh, no.

Naveen is in big trouble now.

What? He's being audited for tax evasion. He and his friends were a bunch

crooks.

This is going to sound weird, but I'm really happy to hear that.

And Jeff?

Before we start, you wanted to bring something up about food, sir?

Oh, I sure did.

We have to start treating these delivery drivers better. I'm talking benefits.

A definite redesign of that rating system. And we are going to start paying

more. Way fucking more.

Why would we do that?

They want to make more money so they can get a better job. You know what I mean?

Can't all live the good life.

Yeah.

But the main reason we all have it so good is because there's a shit ton of

people that have it bad.

Very bad.

And we need them to have it bad because it's what allows us to have it so good.

But you know what?

There's way more of them than there is of you. And one day, they're going to

pissed. And they're going to get organized.

And they are going to burn down your fucking sauna. And they're going to shit

your cold blood. And they, in general, are going to fuck your shit up. So fuck

these food delivery robots.

Fuck this AI bullshit.

Fuck all of that.

And here's the good news. If you don't like any of this, I have the control

stake in this company, so you can get fucked.

Hey, Arch!

Don't forget your pee bottle, bro!

Don't say that I don't. People say I'm true.

It all comes back to you.

Send me an angel.

Send me an angel.

Any dreams can only disappoint.