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Latka, nice threads.
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Oh? Thank you very much.
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You like?
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You can keep.
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Hey, Latka, how come
you're so dressed up?
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Well, because my
mother is visiting today
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from the old country.
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Oh! Hey! Oh! Hey!
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You must really be excited.
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When does her plane land?
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Right at the end of flight.
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Good, good, very good.
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She coming today
from the airport.
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She coming right here.
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Louie give me rest of day off
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so I could show her
around the Big Banana.
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Latka, I think you
mean The Big Apple.
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Oh, that, too.
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Latka, three cabs just
came in that need repairs.
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What are you doing
in these glad rags?
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Because you said I
could have the day off.
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Forget it, I got a
garage to run here.
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Yeah, but, Louie, you promised.
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Right, I promised, now
I'm breaking my promise.
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Get back to work.
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You are a nasty man.
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I'm not nasty. A lot of guys
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wouldn't have
given you the day off
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in the first place.
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Go on, go on.
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Hey, come on, Louie.
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His mother's
coming to visit him.
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I'm not doing this
because I enjoy it.
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I do enjoy it, but
that's not the reason.
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Now get back to work!
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I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
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Hey, Latka.
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Very sorry about this.
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Is there anything
I can do to help?
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Yes.
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When my mama comes,
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you could take her
to Mario's for eat.
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I will come later.
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Oh. I, uh... I just got
off a 14-hour shift,
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and I-I thought I'd just go
home and try to get some sleep.
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Please, please, Alex.
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Poor little Mama, she
want to see America
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before she die.
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Latka, I'm sorry, I'd like to
help, but I'm really very tired.
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I mean, uh... Hey, wait
a minute, wait a minute.
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It's Tony's day off today.
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Hey, Tony, can I
ask you a question?
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Sure.
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Please.
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Mama, my mama!
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Oh, Latka.
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What did you want
to ask me, Alex?
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Huh?
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Oh, how you doing?
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Good.
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Yeah, it was nice
talking to you.
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I think I got a
date for breakfast.
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What are you going to have?
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Well, something American.
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What have you?
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Uh, pizza, spaghetti, chili...
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and the special of
the day is chop suey.
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Yes.
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Why don't you bring us
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a couple of hamburgers, Tommy?
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Coming right up.
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So, Mrs. Gravas, when
did you get into New York?
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This morning.
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Have seen nothing.
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Hear much about New York City.
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Oh? Many things want to see.
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Yeah? Like what?
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Oh, garbage strike,
blackout, urban blight.
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I'll find out when
the next tour is.
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Oh, also want to see
Yankee Dog Stadium.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, you shouldn't miss that.
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You know, you talk
very good English.
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You, too.
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I learn English
from phrase book.
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Well, you learned
your phrases very well.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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You're welcome from me, too.
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Oh, try this.
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No thirsty.
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Mrs. Gravas, I, um, I
hope this isn't too personal,
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but, uh, you know, I
was really very surprised
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to see how young you are.
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Oh, my, my, you're welcome.
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I marry Latka's father when 15.
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He killed two years later.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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He die in struggle for
liberty and freedom.
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Oh, he was a freedom
fighter shot by police?
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No, he was a police
shot by freedom fighter.
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I, uh, I just can't believe
that you never remarried.
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I mean, you really are a
very, uh, attractive woman.
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And you're a very
nice man, Mr. Reiger.
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Well, thank you, Mrs. Gravas.
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I am Greta.
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Okay, I'm Alex.
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Like Alexander?
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Right.
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What?
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In my country, Alexander mean...
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one who makes
nik-nik during harvest.
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Well, that's me all right.
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And, uh, what does Greta mean?
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Oh, means pretty.
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It fits.
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And yours fits, too.
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It's not even harvest. Ha, ha.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hi, Latka. Hi.
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How are you, Mama?
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Mmm.
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Mm. I can only stay a minute
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because many cabs are broke.
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Oh, Alex...
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this is for you... Two
tickets to Rockettes.
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Mm.
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I was going to take
Mama, but, uh, so busy.
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Rockets?
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Oh, no, no, no. Eh...
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So you use them, Alex.
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Well, thank you
very much, Latka.
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Right. You can take girlfriend.
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What about your mother?
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She don't have a girlfriend.
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So tell me, Mama,
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how is Grishmel?
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Oh, eh... and how is Triska?
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Oh...
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Eh, how is Schmopsy?
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Schmopsy cookypoots.
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Oh.
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How is Lurgid?
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Oh!
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It's always nice to get
the news from home.
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How come every
time I get an apple
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out of the machine,
it's old and mushy?
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Don't they ever put any
new apples in this machine?
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Uh, yeah, they put new
apples in that machine,
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uh, but in order to
get to the new apples,
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you have to eat
the old apples first,
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be-because the old
apples are so old,
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very few people eat them.
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So, by the time you
get to the new apples,
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they're old apples.
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So then all we gotta do
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is eat more apples.
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We'll eat right
through the old ones
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and get to the new ones.
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Except that
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if we all start to
eat the old apples,
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the apple man
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will think we like old apples
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and he'll never put any
new apples in the machine.
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So then how do we
get new apples, John?
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We can't.
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Hi.
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Hey, Alex.
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How did your date
go with Latka's mama?
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It wasn't a date.
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Latka had these
tickets to a show,
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so I went and, uh, she went.
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It was sort of like,
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you know, uh, two people
being at the same place
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at the same time,
uh, together. That's all.
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Well, whatever it
was, how did it go?
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Fine, just fine.
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She sure is attractive.
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Who?
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Oh, Mrs. Gravas? Yeah.
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Gee, imagine having a mother
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who's that good-looking.
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You guys talking about me?
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You?
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Yeah, my mom's good-looking.
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Very handsome figure of a woman.
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If she'd just stop wearing
those black dresses all the time...
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shed a few pounds...
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get rid of the wart
and the mustache.
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Hi, guys.
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Hi. Hey.
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Hey, uh, Elaine,
you got a minute?
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Sure.
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Um, I want, I want
to ask you something.
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I, um...
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Elaine, listen.
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What would, uh... what
would you think of a guy
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who, uh... kind of got friendly
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with the mother
of a buddy of his?
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Oh, that depends how friendly.
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Shockingly friendly.
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Offhand, I'd say it was a
pretty crummy thing to do.
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No, no, wait, now listen, um...
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What if, what if the
guy didn't plan it?
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You know what I mean?
What if it just sort of happened?
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In fact, what if the
mother, well, uh...
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forced herself on the guy?
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Forced herself? Yeah.
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I mean, what'd she do, like
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throw him down and
pin him to the floor?
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Kind of, yeah.
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Elaine, listen, uh...
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I'm talking about me
and Latka's mother.
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Latka's mother?!
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Uh... yeah. She flew in
yesterday from the old country.
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Just for that?
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Huh? No, no, no.
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She flew in to see Latka.
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Wow! You and Latka's mother!
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Please. How old is she?
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About six-foot-three.
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Look, she-she happens to
be a very attractive woman.
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Look, Latka gave
us tickets to a show.
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We went to the
Radio City Music Hall,
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and afterwards
out for a bite to eat
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and she wanted to come
up to my place for a drink.
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Well, look, Oh, now...
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no, I had no idea what
was gonna happen.
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I mean, I don't
think she did either.
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Just one of those things,
you know what I mean?
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You mean, you actually...
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Elaine, I couldn't help
it. I really couldn't help it.
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After we were alone for a
while, she turned into an animal.
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A great one.
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She started to rip my shirt.
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She ripped my raincoat.
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Latka's mother?!
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Quiet, will you?
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Look, there-there's no
reason for you to feel guilty.
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I don't, but it just
bothers me that
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if Latka found out about
it, it would really hurt him.
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Oh, well, that's simple.
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If I were you, I'd just make
sure he never finds out.
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Hmm.
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Alex?
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Alex Reiger?
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If I were you, I'd think
of something else.
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Um...
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Alex, I must talk
to you man-to-face.
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Yes.
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Yes, Latka.
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Last night, Mama
come home very late.
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Yes, I-I know. I know.
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And I ask her where she been.
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She did not want to tell me,
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but I make her.
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She told you everything?
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Everything.
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Oh, listen, Latka,
please, I can explain.
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You don't need
to explain... Daddy.
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I think we really have
to talk about this, Latka.
265
00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:13,190
You know, Alex, if
there was anyone
266
00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:15,125
in the world for me to
choose for my father,
267
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:16,110
I would choose you.
268
00:13:16,146 --> 00:13:18,407
Oh, well, that's
really very nice.
269
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:21,315
Latka, come over here
and pick up your work order.
270
00:13:21,350 --> 00:13:23,067
Okay, coming, Louie.
271
00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:24,102
See you later, Papa.
272
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,925
Hey, Alex, you and Latka's
mother getting serious?
273
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,326
Of course not.
274
00:13:32,362 --> 00:13:34,979
Hello, Alexander.
275
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:40,001
It's not what you're thinking.
276
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,436
No, it's probably a lot better.
277
00:13:43,806 --> 00:13:45,907
Uh, You guys got
something better to do?
278
00:13:45,942 --> 00:13:46,573
No.
279
00:13:46,609 --> 00:13:47,889
Then do it!
280
00:13:50,179 --> 00:13:53,298
We are going to be
so happy together.
281
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:57,468
Mama cook, Alex read
paper, I mow the lawn, oh...
282
00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:02,307
Can I have a puppy?
283
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,975
Latka, what you speak?
284
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:05,976
I no marry Alex.
285
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:06,977
No, no, no, of course not.
286
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,979
Look, Latka, your mother's
is a wonderful woman,
287
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,848
but I... I don't
want to marry her.
288
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:14,751
What! No marry?
289
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:18,189
No,
290
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:22,460
But, Mama, if you
play nik-nik with Alex,
291
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,795
then you must marry.
292
00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:27,665
It's the only way to
save the family honor.
293
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,484
Oh, goat droppings.
294
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,871
No marry.
295
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:35,906
No goat droppings.
296
00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:36,986
You... you must.
297
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:37,858
No.
298
00:14:37,893 --> 00:14:38,709
Yes.
299
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:39,577
No.
300
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:42,780
If you don't marry Alex,
301
00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:46,217
then you're... you're a kakbort.
302
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,136
Mama!
303
00:14:49,171 --> 00:14:51,691
Latka,
304
00:15:23,973 --> 00:15:26,857
I'm sorry, Mama.
305
00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:29,176
Ooh...
306
00:15:29,212 --> 00:15:31,779
It's okay, Alex.
307
00:15:31,814 --> 00:15:33,697
Oh, uh, what did you tell him?
308
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,861
She told me how
lonely she'd been
309
00:15:35,885 --> 00:15:37,785
since father died
310
00:15:37,821 --> 00:15:39,387
and I forgive her.
311
00:15:39,422 --> 00:15:41,973
Hey, that's terrific, Latka.
312
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:44,208
But you, Mr. Reiger,
313
00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:46,727
you, I never forgive.
314
00:15:46,762 --> 00:15:49,814
We are no longer friends.
315
00:15:51,434 --> 00:15:52,966
Sorry, Alex.
316
00:15:53,002 --> 00:15:55,362
Latka... Latka, Latka.
317
00:16:08,017 --> 00:16:09,283
Look!
318
00:16:09,318 --> 00:16:12,353
I don't know what's exactly
going on here, Reiger,
319
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,666
and I don't want
to make a judgment
320
00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:17,136
about who's right
and who's wrong.
321
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,538
But I just want you to
remember one thing:
322
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,122
My mother's off-limits.
323
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,803
Hello, Latka.
324
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:19,838
Hello.
325
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,674
I was looking all over for you.
326
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:24,976
That so?
327
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:28,846
How you doing?
328
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,715
What's it to me?
329
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,203
Can I sit down?
330
00:17:36,238 --> 00:17:37,755
Free country.
331
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,828
Latka, I think we have to talk.
332
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,708
I know what you're going to say.
333
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:54,271
I wanted to say that, um...
334
00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:55,639
I'm deeply sorry
335
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,274
that you were hurt
by what happened
336
00:17:57,309 --> 00:17:58,509
between your mother and me.
337
00:17:58,544 --> 00:17:59,877
I knew it.
338
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:04,448
Look, Latka, what your
mother and I did was indiscreet.
339
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:08,552
You mean, not even indoors?
340
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,020
No, no, no, no, no.
341
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:15,009
Latka, look, what
I'm trying to say is
342
00:18:15,044 --> 00:18:17,011
that I know through your eyes
343
00:18:17,046 --> 00:18:19,680
what happened between
your mother and me was wrong.
344
00:18:19,715 --> 00:18:20,881
But what happened between
345
00:18:20,916 --> 00:18:24,185
a woman by the name of Greta
Gravas and me was not wrong.
346
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,244
May I?
347
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:40,885
What is that?
348
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,552
Brefinish. I make myself.
349
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:47,074
Make a good
anti-freeze, let me tell you.
350
00:18:47,109 --> 00:18:49,143
No, eats... eats the pipes.
351
00:18:49,179 --> 00:18:50,878
Oh!
352
00:18:52,749 --> 00:18:55,349
Look, Latka, Latka,
what do you say...
353
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:56,929
What do you say we
just shake hands, okay?
354
00:18:56,953 --> 00:18:58,285
Okay.
355
00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,754
Then we're friends again?
356
00:18:59,789 --> 00:19:02,623
No, no, not friends.
357
00:19:02,659 --> 00:19:04,570
We just shook hands,
that makes us friends,
358
00:19:04,594 --> 00:19:05,560
doesn't it?
359
00:19:05,595 --> 00:19:06,961
Not in my country.
360
00:19:06,996 --> 00:19:09,430
Only one thing means
friendship between two men...
361
00:19:09,465 --> 00:19:11,799
When they do this to each other.
362
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,149
I guess that seems
363
00:19:17,173 --> 00:19:20,007
a lot friendlier
than shaking hands.
364
00:19:20,043 --> 00:19:22,103
Latka, why can't you forgive me?
365
00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:24,679
Because you have
shamed the name of Gravas.
366
00:19:24,714 --> 00:19:26,747
Was it that bad?
367
00:19:26,783 --> 00:19:28,348
Look, why you do this?
368
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:30,334
I would not do
it to your mother.
369
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,869
My mother's 67 years old.
370
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:35,489
Then not do for sure.
371
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,543
Latka, look, I like you.
372
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:41,478
I... to be friends
with you again.
373
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,525
Well, I like you, too, Alex,
374
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:45,193
but we can never be friends.
375
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:46,350
What are you talking about?
376
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:47,425
We work in the same place.
377
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:48,585
We see each other every day.
378
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,121
Come on, you'll get over this.
379
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,922
Of course we can
be friends again.
380
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,791
No.
381
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,461
You mean to say that
we'll never go to breakfast
382
00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:58,729
with each other ever again?
383
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,397
Never.
384
00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:05,336
We'll never be able to play
poker together ever again?
385
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,888
Never.
386
00:20:07,923 --> 00:20:10,641
You'll never come to my house
387
00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:11,909
to watch football?
388
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,244
No, never.
389
00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:16,880
Not even when the Dallas
cheerleaders are on?
390
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,788
I sorry, Alex, we
cannot be friends.
391
00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:26,924
It's a question of honor.
392
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,393
Without honor, a man is nothing.
393
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:32,763
I'm sorry, but this
is how it must be.
394
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,783
There's nothing I
can do to change that?
395
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,352
Nothing.
396
00:20:41,290 --> 00:20:44,724
Well, I guess that's it, then.
397
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,194
Good-bye, Latka.
398
00:20:47,229 --> 00:20:48,495
Good-bye.
399
00:20:57,139 --> 00:20:58,105
Wait!
400
00:20:58,140 --> 00:21:00,006
Maybe is one solution.
401
00:21:00,042 --> 00:21:02,376
What?
402
00:21:02,411 --> 00:21:04,778
You and I could globnik.
403
00:21:04,814 --> 00:21:06,514
What?
404
00:21:06,549 --> 00:21:08,882
Well, is custom in my country,
405
00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:11,602
when two friends cannot
agree, they globnik.
406
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:13,687
Well, what does that mean?
407
00:21:13,722 --> 00:21:15,856
It's hard to explain.
408
00:21:16,993 --> 00:21:19,994
Here, look it up.
409
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,029
Globnik?
410
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:23,663
Globnik.
411
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,032
Glbonik.
412
00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:31,121
Garfnog, giffort...
glab, globnik.
413
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:32,490
Here it is, globnik.
414
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,024
"From glob, to disappear.
415
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,259
"Intransitive verb.
416
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:39,547
To pretend or assume some event
or occurrence never took place."
417
00:21:41,316 --> 00:21:43,166
You think that would do it?
418
00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:44,780
I mean, just pretend
it never happened?
419
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,253
Pretend what never happened?
420
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:53,661
Beats me.
421
00:21:53,696 --> 00:21:54,845
Me, too.
422
00:21:57,549 --> 00:21:59,250
Well, back to work.
423
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:01,285
Yep, I'll, um...
I'll, I'll see you.
424
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,536
Okay, bye.
425
00:22:25,394 --> 00:22:27,277
Okay, Latka, your deal.
426
00:22:27,312 --> 00:22:28,763
Thank you very much.
427
00:22:28,798 --> 00:22:30,698
Latka love poker.
428
00:22:30,733 --> 00:22:33,851
Abbee, abbee, abbee, abbee,
429
00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:37,337
dabbee, dabbee, dabbee, dabbee,
430
00:22:37,372 --> 00:22:40,407
eicky, eicky, eicky, eicky,
431
00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:43,493
bicky, bicky, bicky, bicky,
432
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:49,015
eh... sappee, sappee,
sappee, sappee.
433
00:22:50,419 --> 00:22:52,236
I'll take dabbee.
434
00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:55,672
Okay, uh, abbee, dabbee.
435
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,853
Give me dabbee.
436
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,176
Abbee, dabbee.
437
00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:00,360
Eicky for me.
438
00:23:00,395 --> 00:23:04,230
Abbee, dabbee, eicky.
439
00:23:04,266 --> 00:23:07,017
And dealer take bicky.
440
00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:09,002
Abbee, dabbee, eicky, bicky.
441
00:23:09,037 --> 00:23:13,039
Okay, I open one kripkee.
442
00:23:13,075 --> 00:23:15,291
I'm in.
443
00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:19,764
I see your kripkee
and I raise a kebel.
444
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:24,784
Okay, big shots, I see
you and raise ten kebels.
445
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,570
Hey, get this, Latka.
446
00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:29,022
I bet he's drawing
to an inside rebelyek.
447
00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:32,392
I'll see that.
448
00:23:32,428 --> 00:23:34,695
Yeah, yeah, I'm in.
449
00:23:34,730 --> 00:23:35,696
Call.
450
00:23:35,731 --> 00:23:37,498
Okay. What you got, Bobby?
451
00:23:37,533 --> 00:23:38,577
Yeah, what do you got, Bobby?
452
00:23:38,601 --> 00:23:42,369
A pair of dorfnickis.
453
00:23:44,406 --> 00:23:47,157
I just missed my royal pipik.
454
00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:49,926
All right, three yadabis.
455
00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:50,927
Hold it!
456
00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:53,013
A full flerm.
457
00:23:53,048 --> 00:23:54,064
Full ferm?
458
00:24:27,750 --> 00:24:29,427
Good night, Mr. Walters.
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