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This programme contains frequent very
strong language from the outset
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and adult humour.
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♪ DR DRE FT SNOOP DOGG:
The Next Episode ♪
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RONNIE: 'The thing about life...
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...you've got to grab it
by the fucking balls.
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At the end of the day, there's
two types of people in this world.
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There's the fucking losers.
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And there's the fucking winners.
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And Ronnie Croft...
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...Ronnie Croft is a fucking winner.'
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Satisfied?
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Oh, I won't be satisfied until you...
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take me, right here, right now.
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(GASPS)
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(ECHOING) CARL: Wake up!
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Wake up!
(LOCK CLICKS, DOOR CREAKS)
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I said wake up!
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Get your things.
You're going home, you loser.
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♪ BARRETT STRONG:
Money (That's What I Want) ♪
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♪ The best things in life
Are free... ♪
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You filthy deviants -
who's ready to party like it's 2006?
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2006? Fuck off! Is that
how long ago we were at school?
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Yeah.
We're old, mate. We're very old.
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Tommo, why do you need a business - card?
-Jesus fucking Christ.
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Have you not noticed, we're balls
deep in a fucking rebrand, love.
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Have you not seen your mother?
She's a Bavarian beer wench. Look.
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Come on, give us a jiggle.
Lovely. Too much jiggle.
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Now that Ernst is a secret investor.
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I've had to German the place up
a bit, ain't I?
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Bring in new faces
through the door, crucially,
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because I don't want to remind you,
but er...
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I am the man voted most likely
to be a millionaire in Year 11.
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And the man that shat himself
in Year 8.
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Shut up and have your shots.
Yes!
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Cheers! Slainte, to your health.
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(ALL TOASTING)
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(EXHALES)
Oh, my God, I'm so excited!
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You didn't even go to our school.
(LAUGHS)
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Yeah, well, a night out's a night
out, innit! Hey, is Vin not coming?
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No, it's too painful, you know, - going back without Dylan.
-Yeah.
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JJ! Mm.
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-What's wrong with you?
-Sonny's ill, so I was just up all night.
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Listen, are you sure you just
don't wanna go on your own?
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This is the first night out we've had in
ages. You promised me a good night!
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Yeah, J, stop your whining
and get a bratwurst down your mouth!
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Got yourself a semi.
(LAUGHTER) Oh!
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-Oh, no, no, no, no.
-Fuck me. Fuck thee right off out of it!
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No, have you told him we're here?
No, it wasn't me.
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Why didn't you tell me
that you was in town.
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Because why would I?
Why would she?
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You wouldn't. You wouldn't.
(LAUGHTER) Do you know what?
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I'll just be happy
to accept my bag of gifts,
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and I'll be on my fucking way, OK?
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What are you on about?
Come on, Erin.
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It's Ronnie Croft's
39th voyage around the sun.
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(SINGSONGY) Yeah,
it's Ronnie Croft's birthday today.
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So me and you, why don't we go out,
we'll have a nice little dance,
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we'll paint the town blue - come on.
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Fine. Fine. No. Erin.
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-It's his birthday.
-A key component of going back to your old school...
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and proving to everyone that you are
in fact now a very, very big dog...
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is to not bring a...
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(INHALES) ..cunt...
like Ronnie Croft with yer.
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Whoa, wait. What do you mean
you're going back to school?
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Why you going back to school?
It's a school reunion.
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Right, technically,
he did go to that school,
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so he is allowed to go.
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I'd just rather he didn't. Erin!
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But listen to me now, right -
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you do not embarrass me tonight.
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When have I ever embarrassed you?
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♪ BLONDIE: Heart Of Glass
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Has it always been this shit?
What is that smell?
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That, Ashley, is Tippex and semen -
the scent of youth.
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Let's. Get. Smashed! Come on, JJ!
What? Sugar.
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Come on!
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Hey, that's... Hello.
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Ashley Dennings,
as I live and breathe.
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Or should I say
Hawley's answer to Marlon Brando?
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(CHUCKLES) Mrs Waif.
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My old drama teacher.
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How art thou? (CHUCKLES)
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Come on, let's have a drink.
-Come on. -All right.
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(MICROWAVE DINGS, 'ALBATROSS' PLAYS)
WOMAN: And when your pastry...
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is all golden and tight
over your meat,
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reach in and slide her out
of the oven.(GROANS)
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(SNIFFS)
(SINGSONGY) Sickness! Fuck me.
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DAVEY: Vincent.
Whoa, yer fuck...!
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Fucking hell! Christ.
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Amish Fagin.
That was really fucking unkind.
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I mean, what am I
fucking gonna do now, there?
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Well, you pick it up,
and you eat it.
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The world is on fire, Vincent.
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Humanity has gone to shit.
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And we don't need you - wasting good pies, now, do we?
-No.
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Now, be a good boy,
and grab us a couple of forks.
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There's been a development
with Kittens.
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♪ JUNIOR SENIOR: Move Your Feet ♪
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So after the buyout, me and the wife
decided to up sticks -
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half our time here,
half our time in New York.
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Oh, yes, New York.
I'm er... I'm always over there
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Really? Which bit?
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Just er... everywhere. (MUTTERS)
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What about business?
Not still flogging gobstoppers?
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(LAUGHTER) Oh, no.
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I'm a long way past
confectionary now, sweetheart. Yes.
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I actually own the Rat And Cutter
in town. Yeah. Yeah.
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Also I recently acquired
a gastro establishment.
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(JOLLY BRASS MUSIC)
Right, who wants another bratwurst?
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Big plans. (CHUCKLES)
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(CHUCKLES) (CHUCKLES)
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(CHUCKLES) (IRRITATED LAUGH)
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I think about your performance
in Evita once a week.
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Those thighs really did
tell a thousand words.
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Tell me you still perform?
Oh, well.
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I've been developing
a YouTube personality... YouTube?
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Yeah. With thighs like those...
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...that body was destined
to be in a leotard,
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on a stage, Ashley.
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ERIN: Tommo. Tommo! What, what?
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Is that Bruno Hodge? Ohh...
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Remember the nutter that set fire - to all those bins?
-Mm. Oh.
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Smile, Erin. You don't want him
to hang rats outside your house.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY)
Hello, Bruno! You all right?
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No. Come on.
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So that's like actual fruit, yeah?
That's all right, innit?
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(MAN LAUGHS) What you saying, lad?
Fucking hell.
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(YELPS, GASPS) -Ah!
-Ronnie!
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Fuck, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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(PANTING) (MUFFLED MUSIC)
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Fuck sake.
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I weren't nicking anything.
(STAMMERS) I wanted to put...
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No. No. No. No. I don't give a shit.
I don't give a fuck.
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There's nowt here, anyway. Just a...
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packet of ciggies and a book
on overcoming intrusive thoughts.
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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You're Declan Duggan, aren't you?
You what?
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Declan Duggan. (MOUTHING)
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Harper Long. We used to sit next
to each other in food technology.
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No, I'm Declan D...
Yeah. That's me. Yeah.
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I er... I heard
you're really successful now.
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Hedge fund manager or summat?
I'm a hedge fund manager, yeah.
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There's just hedges all over
the gaff. I trim 'em, I water them.
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I kind of just like tend to them
et cetera, and so on, basically.
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That's really impressive.
Thank you very much.
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I love a man
who can manage a good hedge.
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(YELPS)
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(GASPS) Oh, my fucking God.
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This is suddenly the best birthday
of all time. (GROANS)
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Meet me in the science lab,
ten minutes.
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(GASPS)
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(FAINT MUSIC)
(SOFTLY) Fucking hell.
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He's deigned...
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to offer a peace meeting,
tomorrow, 7pm,
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eighth floor of the JSB car park
in Manchester.
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A car park?
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Well, what did you expect, sweetheart?
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Patricia's Patisserie?
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She charges extra for oat milk.
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All I'm saying is a car park...
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it doesn't feel peace-ish.
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It feels a little bit...
It feels a bit stabby.
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Exactly.
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Which is why I need you - to drive me there.
-No!
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Besides, that is
only the first half of my plan.
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What's the second half?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Just in case Miss Kittens
decides to do something stupid...
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...you're my back-up.
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Oh, fuck! Now...
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No, dude. Christ on a fucking bike.
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No! I am Zen now, all right?
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Crystals and stupid shit like that.
Zen.
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Zen. Look, green tea.
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You owe me, Vincent, you owe me!
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Do you remember?
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I did not save your life
just for you to be ungrateful.
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Now, I'll be back
tomorrow afternoon.
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Just make sure - that you're ready to go.
-Mm.
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So what about Mrs Longworth - - is she still here?
-Yeah.
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She's dead too. BOTH: Ah.
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They're all dead now. Mr Altbury.
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Mr Jackson. Mr Trealty.
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At least you're not dead!
(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, I...
I'm waiting on some test results.
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Oh, God.
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Talking about death, I...
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I was sorry to hear about - Dylan's passing.
-Aw.
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Thank you. That's kind.
I actually have something of his.
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If you want to see.
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He mapped out
every major star and comet
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and where they would - be seen from Earth.
-Oh.(GASPS)
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He spent nearly every afternoon
of Year 11 working on it.
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Oh, so that's where he spent
most of his time that year, then?
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Yeah, I feel bad for starting that
rumour he was shagging the librarian.
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You started it?! Yeah.
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Angela had a disciplinary hearing.
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She's still got it on her record!
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Oh. Sorry. Sorry.
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Ah, that is special.
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We submitted his chart to the...
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National Astronomy Society
competition.
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And he won.
-Got a star named after him! -Aw.
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The Dylan Golding star.
Hidden talents.
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You should have all of this,
as the people closest to him.
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Remind yourselves
just how bright that boy was.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Thank you.
Thanks, yeah.
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Aw. (GASPS)
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Oh, yes. Well,
he really was a wonderful artist.
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Hm. (CHUCKLES)
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Detailed.
Yeah, detailed, yeah. Bulbous.
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Oh, yeah. That's it!
HARPER: Oh, my God!
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-Fuck!
-Who's your daddy? Who's your boss?!
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Yeah! -Hit me.
-Yeah. What?
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Fucking hit me.
-Hit yer? -Slap me.
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Yeah. Yeah. (MOANS) Harder.
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Grab my balls. Grab my balls.
Harder! Fuck!
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Ooh, fucking hell!
Have you got three hands?
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('LE FREAK' BY CHIC PLAYING)
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His dancing is so bad
it's making me feel nauseous.
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Literally nauseous, like... Ohh.
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This is the best night of my life!
Honestly, Sugar.
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Having that baby has seriously
distorted your concept of fun.
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(CHUCKLES) JJ! Let's do shots!
No.
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Come on! Shots!
She's like a fucking machine.
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(LAUGHS) Oh, oh.
Drama teacher, eleven o'clock.
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Quarter past eleven.
-Brace yourself. -Yeah.
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Half eleven.
-Yeah, I've got it, Erin. -Ashley.
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You'll never believe
what's happened.
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Mr Gibbons, my duet partner,
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has been involved in a pile-up
on the M60!
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I don't know what I'm gonna do.
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We practised all week.
234
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Mrs Waif... fret not.
235
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,040
The show will go on.
236
00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:25,477
Really? Show me my mark!
237
00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,600
OK. This way. Thank you.
238
00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,717
Go on, Ashley.
239
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,240
That woman is an apex predator.
240
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,280
(TOOTS FAINTLY)
241
00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,717
Oh, my God.
242
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,957
Apparently, he bummed a dog.
Yeah, he bums poodles. Yeah.
243
00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,437
Poodles. I kind of get it - with the poodles.
-Do yer?
244
00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,597
-Yeah.
-You think it's, like, the curly hair and that?
245
00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:51,600
Oi, oi!(YELPS) It is you!
246
00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:55,037
It's Runty Ronnie! I thought that
was you earlier, scurrying off!
247
00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:57,797
(LAUGHS) How's it going, Runty?
248
00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:01,077
It's Declan, actually. And he's
way more successful than you, TJ.
249
00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:03,757
You think this is Declan? No!
250
00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:07,077
No, this is Ronnie fucking Croft!
(CHUCKLING)
251
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:10,437
Been telling porkies? Always was - a little bullshitter.
-Fuck off...
252
00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:13,000
TJ, yeah? Just fuck off.
253
00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,920
What?! I said fuck off, TJ.
254
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,280
Oh, you look like you wanna hit me.
I wanna hit you, yeah.
255
00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:24,397
-Then fight me. - Yeah.
-Do you want to fight me, Runty? - No.
256
00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:27,077
Fuck off! (LAUGHS) Oh, fuck me.
257
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,757
Someone's had - a bit too much to drink!
-Ronnie!
258
00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,757
Fuck! Sorry, TJ.
259
00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:34,440
('HOT IN HERRE' BY NELLY PLAYING)
260
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,037
Oh, you fucking c...
261
00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:43,280
Oh, you fucking... (SIGHS)
262
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,077
Fucking cunt!
263
00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,920
Tough night?
264
00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:50,957
Why do men
have to be fucking dickheads?
265
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,917
TJ fucking Thompson.
He's been the bane of my life.
266
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,397
Bullied me
from fucking day one, man.
267
00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,677
But it's not like
he didn't get enough out of me
268
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,960
when we was at school.
269
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,560
He used to lock me
in the fucking basement every day!
270
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,437
I know how you feel, pal.
271
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,917
I was bullied here too.
272
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,597
I came here tonight to confront
the dickhead who made my life hell.
273
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,920
Fucker didn't turn up.
274
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,637
Waited years.
275
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,800
Just wanted to fight back.
276
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:24,997
Eh! That's it. That's it.
277
00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:29,080
Fight back.
Fucking fight back, for once.
278
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:34,037
I wanna f... Do you know what,
I'd fucking kill him if I could.
279
00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:35,877
I f...
280
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,760
But you can't, can you?
281
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,597
You've got a motive.
Everyone'd know it was you.
282
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,997
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, well,
everyone... Yeah, of course.
283
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,317
Ronnie Crofty! Blame Ronnie Croft.
284
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,440
Maybe I should do it for you?
285
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,400
I was in the year above.
No-one would know it was me.
286
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,200
Hey.
287
00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,357
I could get TJ...
288
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,480
and you could get mine.
289
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:09,757
Hey, wouldn't it be good,
to just fucking... win?
290
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,757
You know what, you're fucking right,
there. You're fucking right, there.
291
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,957
That's it. It's about
winning fucking once, innit?
292
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,240
It's a fucking great plan,
that, you.
293
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,397
MRS WAIF: (ON PA) Class of 2006!
294
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,517
What a night we've had, eh!
295
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,517
And I've just had some good news
from the hospital about Mr Gibbons.
296
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,357
No internal bleeding.
297
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:35,597
-SUGAR: Woo!
-And stepping in for him tonight, I just want you to...
298
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,877
put your hands together
for the most amazing...
299
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,037
Ashley Dennings!
300
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,077
(FAINT APPLAUSE) (LIGHTS CLANK)
301
00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,120
(SOFTLY) Oh, fuck this.
302
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,517
Yeah. Bravo.
303
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:50,560
('DON'T TOUCH ME THERE'
BY THE TUBES PLAYS) Oh, baby.
304
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,800
Move closer to me.
305
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,600
Place your chest against mine.
306
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,840
Feel my heart beat!
307
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,920
Oh, baby. I love how that belt fits.
308
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,280
The way it hangs so low.
309
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:12,440
So low on your hips, my darling.
310
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,720
I want you so.
311
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,477
Your body gives me such a thrill...
312
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,320
as it leans against mine.
313
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,157
I love how it feels... Oh, God!
314
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:29,477
...as you lean against mine.
315
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:33,000
BOTH: ♪ The smell of burning leather
316
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,520
♪ As we hold each other tight
317
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,080
♪ As our rivets rub together
318
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,637
♪ Flash of sparks into the night
319
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:48,197
♪ Darling, if you really care for me
320
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,797
♪ Let me say it now
321
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,800
♪ Don't touch me there...
322
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,960
(LAUGHS) ♪ Don't touch me there
323
00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:01,000
♪ Don't touch me there
324
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,640
♪ Don't touch me there... ♪
325
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,960
(FAINT MUSIC AND SINGING FROM INSIDE)
326
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,400
(GASPS)
327
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,597
Yes. Yes. Yes. Morning. Yeah.
328
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,797
Yeah. Yeah.
All the fucking gang's here, yeah?
329
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:21,640
No?
330
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,117
(MUTTERS)
331
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,277
What? What? Oi!
332
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,117
What are you playing at?
333
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,677
Is he becoming a regular fixture now?
I never agreed to that.
334
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,557
Oh, my God, have you heard?
335
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:35,957
Apparently, that TJ Thompson
never made it home last night.
336
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:38,797
They think something's happened
to him. They found a bloody trail!
337
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,957
You know, like a trail of blood.
(MUSIC DISTORTS)
338
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:46,037
(ECHOING) I could get
TJ, and you could get mine.
339
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,557
(DOOR OPENS) ERIN: Fucking hell!
340
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,757
What you doing?! (DOOR CLOSES)
Right, do you know TJ?
341
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,677
He's gone fucking missing.
Has he?
342
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,080
Yep.
343
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,960
What's it got to do with you
344
00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,637
OK, I was talking with this...
345
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,597
fella last night, and I was saying
I wanted summat bad...
346
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,517
to happen to TJ, like... (EXHALES)
347
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,800
Right.
He goes, 'I'll do that for yer.
348
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,637
But you've gotta do summat
to some fella for me.'For me.
349
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,277
What are you talking about?
-What fella? -I don't fucking know!
350
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:18,317
But I'm now thinking
he's fucking done summat.
351
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,717
He's probably waiting for me
to go and do summat for him...
352
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,317
in return of the expectation
of fucking -No. No.
353
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,477
No. No. No, Ronnie, think about it.
354
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,837
No-one expects anything from you.
355
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,037
Yeah. (EXHALES) Yeah.
356
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:33,917
You'd have to be nuts, wouldn't ya, - to ask me to do summat for ya?
-Yeah.
357
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,997
Erin, you do make me feel better, - like, a lot of the time.
-All right.
358
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,757
Yeah. OK, go on.(MUTTERS)
359
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,677
Don't worry, we weren't shagging.
-Right. -We're just...
360
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,280
Stop saying weird shit like that.
361
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,797
Oh. Good morning, all.
362
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,357
I'm going to need all of you
down at the station...
363
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:54,237
to discuss last night and anything
you know about TJ Thompson.
364
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,360
(TENSE MUSIC)
365
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,757
Erin Croft? -Yeah.
-Come with me.
366
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,200
(SOFTLY) What's going on? Just ask.
367
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,877
(WHISPERS) Fucking hell.
368
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,677
Right, I'll be...
I have to sign in. Ronnie Croft.
369
00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,437
If that's his real name.
370
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,837
Oh, it is.
He's literally in here all the time.
371
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,757
Theft. Drunk and disorderly.
Yeah.
372
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,317
-Affray.
-Mm. Yeah. Wasn't charged, though, was I?
373
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,597
Fuck sake. Harper? Harper?
374
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,200
Oh, fuck me.
375
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,637
Last night,
all that fucking drunken chat,
376
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,920
about how we wanna get TJ fucked up.
377
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:30,357
Cos I'm on, like,
my final fucking warning here.
378
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,237
Oh, aye, yeah, of course.
379
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,077
OK, so we've got f...
380
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:36,117
fuck all to do with that shite?
381
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:40,040
A drunken mouth speaks a sober
heart, Ronnie. We all know that.
382
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,437
(GASPS)
383
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:48,037
He's still alive,
just incapacitated.
384
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,117
For now.
385
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,997
I didn't have anything to do with
it. This is you - a one-man show.
386
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:55,637
What about the bit
where you said you'd kill him?
387
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:59,520
No - cos you're just putting words
in my fucking mouth there.
388
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,040
'Do you know what,
I'd fucking kill him if I could.'
389
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,837
Now what? Oh, Ronnie.
390
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,360
You really think
I didn't make a copy?
391
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,077
You made a fucking copy, didn't ya?
See, here's the thing.
392
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,117
You're gonna do
your end of the bargain,
393
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,117
cos that's what's fair, isn't it?
394
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,960
I got yours,
and you're gonna get mine.
395
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:30,117
I've waited a long time
for my vengeance, Ronnie.
396
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,717
And if you don't do it, then, well,
397
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:36,040
that recording's gonna go straight
into the inbox of Carl Slater.
398
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,517
You're a fucking psychopath.
(CHUCKLES)
399
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,520
And you're a fucking loser.
400
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,597
I've done you a favour.
401
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,597
I'm the only person
to ever do anything for you.
402
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,720
Why do you think that is?
403
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,160
It's cos
no-one cares about you, flower.
404
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,397
♪ KINGS OF LEON: Closer ♪
So, you're welcome.
405
00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,760
Hey, you keep schtum...
406
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,597
...and I'll see you outside, cocker.
407
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,080
(MUTTERS)
408
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,997
Fuck.
409
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,717
So.
410
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,077
Good night last night? (EXHALES)
411
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,917
(MUTTERS)
412
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,877
I'm sure I saw a bit of a row
between you and TJ.
413
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,957
Er... No. No.
414
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,157
A little tiff by the punch bowl?
415
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:24,397
No. Interesting, because...
416
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:27,040
do you know what I'm thinking?
Is it about bumming a dog?
417
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,120
(MUSIC FADES)
I think last night, you snapped.
418
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,640
I think after the reunion...
419
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:37,917
...you decided to get your own back
after TJ humiliated you.
420
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,280
-No.
-I know you've got something to do with this.
421
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:44,400
I'm on to you, Ronnie.
422
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,680
(EXHALES)
423
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,917
Well? What do you mean...?
424
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,240
I didn't fucking say anything, OK?
425
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:59,000
Good boy. Smart move.
426
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,757
I just want this over with.
427
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,880
Right, OK, then.
So who do you want me to get?
428
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,957
Vincent... O...
429
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,760
Neill.
430
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,640
(WHISPERS) Oh, for fuck's sake.
431
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,477
Shit.
432
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,957
Right, are you sure you mean
fucking Vinnie?
433
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:28,157
He's not a bad lad, you know?
He's a fucking dick, but he's soft.
434
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,477
He's soft. He's like fucking
heavily tattooed margarine.
435
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:34,120
You don't know what he did to me!
436
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,957
It was 2006.
437
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,877
Year 11.
438
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,917
('LAST NITE' BY THE STROKES PLAYING)
439
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,357
JJ. (CHUCKLING)
440
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:47,397
Vincent. Dylan. Quiet, please,
or I will send you out.
441
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,840
'It was a particularly hot day,
and Mrs Sklode was looking...
442
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,440
...sublime as always.
443
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,080
So I rushed to tend to myself.
444
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:01,077
When I heard a voice.
The voice of an angel.'
445
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,117
ALLURING VOICE: Bruno? Are you OK?
446
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,837
You should be in my room right now.
(MOANS)
447
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,517
Is that you, Mrs Sklode?
Yes, it's me.
448
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,277
Oh, Bruno. You naughty boy.
449
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:15,117
You really shouldn't be doing that
without my help!(MOANS)
450
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:19,440
'It was the most profound
sexual experience I've ever had.
451
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,277
And it was all a lie.'
(LAUGHTER)
452
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:24,717
You naughty, naughty boy, Bruno, lad!
453
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,840
(SOUND ECHOES AND DISTORTS)
454
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,997
And I've been haunted by that voice
ever since, Ronnie.
455
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,117
Just watch the road, mate.
I've lost all confidence.
456
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,717
The few times I did get with a girl, - I couldn't focus.
-Just -
457
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,437
I can't even get hard any more, - Ronnie.
-Oh.(HORN HONKS)
458
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,477
And it's all because of Vincent...
(SOFTLY) Fuck!
459
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,797
...O...Neill, and the way his...
460
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:47,037
...his tongue danced on those vowels.
461
00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,800
Now, here's what I want you to do.
462
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,397
I want you to film him...
463
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,240
wanking.
464
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,837
(STAMMERS) Why?
465
00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:01,717
That's right, I want Vincent O'Neill
with his todger out.
466
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:05,037
And let's see how he likes having
his personal preferences broadcast.
467
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:08,080
Eh? Eh? (HORN HONKS) Yeah.
468
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:13,997
There you are.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
469
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,317
What is this stinky vibe
you're bringing in here?
470
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,357
I know this sounds ridiculous,
471
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,917
but I think our Ronnie is about to
do something really fucking stupid.
472
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,037
Last night, he got talking to
someone and made this drunken deal
473
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:28,357
about getting revenge
on TJ Thompson.
474
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:31,677
And now TJ's missing.
-Exactly. -Sorry. Sorry.
475
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,517
Sorry. Since when've we started
bandying around words like revenge?
476
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,437
I mean, it's a bit Agatha Christie,
isn't it?
477
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:39,357
It was just a drunken chat,
was it not? He didn't actually do it.
478
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,317
Well, the deal was made
with Bruno Hodge.
479
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,677
-Ooh.
-I've just seen Ronnie getting into his car.
480
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,717
Oh, God.
I think he's taken TJ as leverage.
481
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,317
Until Ronnie does whatever fucked-up
thing Bruno wants him to do.
482
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,437
Right. Yes. No, I hear you.
483
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,797
And I very, very much - am trying me best to care.
-Hey.
484
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,157
But obviously, it is Ronnie, - in't it?
-Yes. Yes.
485
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,277
(EXCLAIMS) Tommo, it is Ronnie!
486
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:01,597
But he's still my fucking brother.
487
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,357
I don't want Carl Slater pinning it
on him cos he's an easy target.
488
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,437
Yeah, OK. What do you want us to do?
I think we should go Bruno's house.
489
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,517
We can start there
and work out where Bruno's put him.
490
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,680
(INTERCOM BUZZES)
491
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,837
He's not bloody in.
492
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,037
(INTERCOM BUZZING)
WOMAN: (ON INTERCOM) Hello?
493
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:19,557
Hello there. This is
Dawson's Plumbings And Fittings.
494
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,197
Your landlord's called us to say
you can't access your water meter.
495
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,357
The thing about the water meter is that -(INTERCOM CHIMES) - Et voila.
-Well done!
496
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,517
OK. -Avanti.
-Yeah.
497
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,877
Watch out, lads, I need a run up.
Just try the handle.
498
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,917
Oh. Would you look at that.
499
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,957
There we go.
500
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,080
Come on.
501
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,280
(TENSE MUSIC)
502
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,360
Oh!
503
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,800
ALL: What the fuck?
504
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,080
VINNIE. Shit. (CURTAIN SLIDES)
505
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:19,157
What the fuck?! Get the fuck...!
(GROANS) Ronnie. Get the fuck out!
506
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,557
Unbelievable!
Do you know what I'd like?
507
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:25,837
To be able to come home and not be
accosted in my own fucking house!
508
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,957
You accosted me,
fucking Kevin Accostner.
509
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,997
How have I fucking Kevin Accosted
you if you're in my fucking cupboard?
510
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,477
I wandered in. I comes in.
511
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,957
I think,
'How's my mate Vinnie doing?'
512
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,837
No, you didn't. You're just
so full of fucking shit. Ronnie.
513
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:42,517
Why would I be mates with a cunt
like you? You're hard work. Fuck off.
514
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,357
I kind of wish
people'd stop saying that, mate.
515
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,237
Cos it's fucking getting to me
a little bit.
516
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:48,997
I get it. No-one fucking likes me.
517
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,637
Thought you were meant to be all
about the mental health stuff now.
518
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,437
Right. All right. Fair enough.
Yeah. I'm so... Yeah. I'm sorry.
519
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,557
There we go.
Tell me what's going on?
520
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:01,637
Can I have a little film of you - having a masturbate, please?
-What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?!
521
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,757
No, you can't film me - having a fucking wank!
-Vin. Vin.
522
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,117
-Get out, Ron.
-What if I just give you a little helping hand?
523
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,997
Weird. No, Ronnie. Dude.
-Take it as fucking no, dude! -Vin.
524
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,997
Just do it. Just do it.
My willy's come out, you...!
525
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,477
Ooh, hello,
am I interrupting something?
526
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,997
Nothing major to be honest.
Are you ready to go, Vincent?
527
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,277
100%. Can't wait to get out of here.
(SOFTLY) OK, please.
528
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,797
No, weird. All of it. Disturbing.
I'm not doing...
529
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,637
I am gonna get -
Get the fuck out, dude!
530
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,637
Vin. Oh, fuck.
He told you to get out.
531
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,917
...So fuck off. - Is he fucking about?
-He - said fuck off. - Is that a real gun?!
532
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,400
Yes. (SIGHS) Fuck me.
533
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,437
Get your coat. It's cold out.
All right.
534
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,317
You look well without that beard.
535
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,477
♪ JOHNNY CASH: Wheel Of Fire ♪
Hurry up, Vincent.
536
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:43,837
I cannot be late. Kittens will see
this as a slight. Do you capiche?
537
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,117
(NOISY CLUNKING) Oh, shit.
538
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,440
Oh, no.
539
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,040
What's happening?
Why have you stopped?
540
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,597
Why have you stopped? I'm gonna be - late.
-I don't fucking know, dude.
541
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,517
It's making a noise.
(ENGINE SPLUTTERS)
542
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,797
(YELLS) You had one job!
543
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,437
One fucking job! That was the deal.
544
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,677
Yeah, and he fucking...
He said... He said no.
545
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,757
He said no, Bruno,
so what do you want me to do?
546
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,877
Force a man to have a fucking wank?
547
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,037
So just fucking take me to TJ now,
548
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:16,360
or I'm gonna go full-on
fucking Ronnie Croft.
549
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,760
All right.
550
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,357
I'll take you to him now.
I'll get in the car, then.
551
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,480
Respect.
552
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,397
There's no fucking reception.
553
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,477
Piss! Fuck.
554
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,957
What are we gonna do, sweetheart?
(THUNDER RUMBLES) Oh.
555
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:37,877
Oh.
556
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,440
Argh. It's that fat rain.
Can this day get any worse?!
557
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,077
Oi, oi. You all right?
558
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,117
Do we look all right?
559
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,157
Well, any ideas?
560
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,760
Yeah. The alternator
can't return power to the battery.
561
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,557
It's fucked.
562
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,237
Fucking hell.
563
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,480
Going to town if that helps.
-Mm. -Well...
564
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,360
(MUMBLES)
565
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,317
Listen. If you wanna make that peace
meeting, we have to go with them.
566
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,560
(GROWLS)
567
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,677
Just don't breathe a word
about what we're up to.
568
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,477
And if you need to mention Kittens,
then...
569
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,637
say the word 'doggies'...
or 'puppies'.
570
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,077
-Puppies. - Nice. Puppies.
-We'll do that. - Are you in or out?
571
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,437
In.
572
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:31,077
-It's terrifying.
-The inner workings of a bona fide fruitcake.
573
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,397
There's no-one here, lads.
I've checked everywhere.
574
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,477
There's nothing here,
just a load of...
575
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,757
creepy old bric-a-brac,
but I feel off.
576
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,157
I feel like there's someone - watching me.
-No, settle, petal.
577
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,157
All right, Ashley, look.
578
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,597
In the immortal words of Tiffany...
'I think we're alone now' You see?
579
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,917
There's no-one here. Don't worry
about it. We are absolutely alone.
580
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,397
Everything is completely... fine.
581
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,480
(ALL YELLING)
582
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,197
VINNIE: So what are you two
up to, then?
583
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,320
Oh, we got a big job.
584
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,157
But I can't tell you what it is yet.
585
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,277
Yeah, cos we don't know
what it is yet.
586
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,077
It's for my uncle, though,
and he won't disappoint.
587
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,437
What about you two?
We are off to see a puppy.
588
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,837
Puppy? Oh, what kind of puppy?
589
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,957
One that does as it's told.
590
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:17,877
-Oh, shit.
-Oh! (TYRES SCREECH)
591
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,160
Fuck!
592
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,437
Get the fuck out of road!
Fay, don't shout at her! She's old.
593
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,240
Well, just hang on.
594
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,557
Are we not gonna fucking stop - - for her?
-No. - Come on.
595
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,637
Dude, it's an old lady
in the middle of the road.
596
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,997
It's pissing it down.
Vincent. I cannot be late.
597
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,517
It's fucking biblical! Oh, fine.
598
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,597
Fuck-ety fine. Pick her up.
Pick the bloody damsel up.(GROANS)
599
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,277
The more the bloody merrier.
Just hurry the fuck up.
600
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,797
Oh, for fuck's sake.
This better be quick.
601
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,077
Thank you so much for stopping.
602
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,317
Hey, you're all right, love.
Don't worry about it.
603
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,757
Listen, where are you headed?
-Are you going back to Hawley? -Oh, no.
604
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,237
I'm going home to surprise
my boyfriend in Manchester.
605
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,437
But I missed the bus.
(LAUGHS) Yes.
606
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,237
You minx. We're going that way.
-We'll drop you. -Really?
607
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,117
Really?!
What about the puppies, Vincent?!
608
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,037
It's on the way.
Yeah, well, it better be.
609
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,000
My uncle hates people being late.
610
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,680
(SIGHS)
611
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,640
(SOFTLY) Oh, fucking hell.
What's up, cocker?
612
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,800
It's just the school basement.
613
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,357
I just did what
you wanted me to do, Ronnie.
614
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,840
I just did
what TJ used to do to you.
615
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,000
Or we could keep him down there?
616
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,640
No. No, no, no, no.
We've got to erm...
617
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,360
We've got to go...
We've got to go and get him.
618
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,520
You're the boss, Ronnie Croft.
619
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,360
(SOFTLY) Oh, fuck it.
620
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,917
(DOOR SLIDES OPEN)
621
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,717
Oi! What on earth
is she doing in there? Hm?
622
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,717
I mean,
did she expire mid-excretion?
623
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,597
She's old, isn't she? It just
takes a bit longer, don't it?
624
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,037
Well, she's been at it
20 fucking minutes.
625
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,317
(SIGHS)
And 'en route', my arsehole.
626
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,877
This is making me very late
for my meeting.
627
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,197
All right, chill out.
We're late too.
628
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,637
Anyway, I thought
you were going to see a puppy.
629
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:23,920
Yes, I am. A very important puppy.
630
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,197
Right, come on. We're ditching her.
In the van, chop chop.
631
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,557
Er... No. We're not ditching her
in the middle of nowhere.
632
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,317
Well, fetch her, then.
633
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,557
All right. Fucking hell.
634
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,757
Oh, here she is. Oh.
635
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,477
Hello, my dear.
I do hope we're not rushing you.
636
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,437
Thank you so much for this.
637
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,197
You've all gone out of your way.
Oh, no, no, not at all.(LAUGHS)
638
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,637
(GASPS)
639
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,920
You know, you've got beautiful eyes.
640
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,840
I can tell
there's a kind man in there.
641
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,117
Nobody's said that to me before.
642
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,080
But you're lonely, aren't you?
643
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,797
My brother died.
644
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:07,080
I've known grief too.
But you have to let it go.
645
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,520
Right, well.
Enough of this little interlude, hm?
646
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,480
We'd better get you delivered
to your sweetheart.
647
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,840
(CHUCKLES)
648
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,000
Right. Here we are.
649
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,197
Let's see how he likes it.
(TJ WHIMPERING)
650
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,720
(WHIMPERS) Oh, fuck.
651
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:43,040
(SOBS)
What the fuck is wrong with you?
652
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,240
♪ JOY DIVISION: Shadowplay ♪
(GRUNTS) Fucking hell!
653
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:50,560
(SOBS) You two need to spend
some quality time together anyway.
654
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,837
(DOOR SLAMS, LOCK CLICKS) Fuck!
655
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:58,000
♪ ..Where all roads meet
Waiting for you...
656
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,197
(PHONE CHIMES)
657
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:04,480
♪ To the depths of the ocean
Where all hope sank searching for you
658
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,357
♪ I was moving through the silence
Without motion... ♪
659
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,597
ASHLEY: She does look a bit like him.
660
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,397
I don't fucking know, mate.
All nans look the same to me.
661
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,397
No offence, love.
662
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,437
There you go, Margaret.
663
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,597
Oh, lovely.
664
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,997
Right, we best get going... Hm.
-Yeah. - Shall we?
665
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,277
I don't want this flavour!
666
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,397
Oh, I'm sorry,
that's the only flavour you've got -
667
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,597
BRUNO: Well, shit in your hands - and clap them too.
-Argh!
668
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,797
Bruno? Is that you?
669
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,597
-Where is he?
-Ooh. (THROUGH SPEAKER) Up here.
670
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,037
Oh, I can see you all.
671
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,397
You think you can
just break into my flat, do you?
672
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,877
Well, I tell you what. 'Bruno.'
673
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,877
I don't want this pea soup.
Fuck.
674
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,757
It's full of fibre, Nan.
-It's good for your bowels. -Yeah!
675
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,317
You need to pack it in. And you need
to leave my brother out of this.
676
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,320
I was offering your brother
a chance for vengeance.
677
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:58,637
All those years of being locked up
in the school cupboard by TJ.
678
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,677
Years of being bullied
and humiliated by him.
679
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,837
And he still doesn't want revenge.
What are you on about?
680
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,037
What, our Ronnie
was getting bullied?
681
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,957
(SCOFFS) Come on, it's not exactly
a fucking plot twist, is it, Erin?
682
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,717
It's Ronnie. Ronnie! Ronnie!
(LAUGHS)
683
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,640
Now, listen up, and listen close.
684
00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:18,397
You're gonna bring Vincent O'Neill
to the school.
685
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,757
And if I get a whiff
of the police...
686
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,957
I'll burn the whole thing down...
687
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,917
with Ronnie inside.
688
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,877
(LINE CLICKS)
689
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,797
-Not ideal.
-No, we don't want... It's not ideal, is it?
690
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,397
(TJ MOANS AND WHIMPERS)
Fucking shut up.
691
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,437
Help! Help! Someone help me!
692
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,357
Someone, please.
They're not gonna fucking hear you.
693
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,277
And how the fuck
do you know, Runty?!
694
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,357
What? Help!
695
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,720
What was that? How wouldlknow?
696
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,560
Because you used to fucking
lock me in here every day.
697
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,757
Yeah, and then
you went and cried about it...
698
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,157
to go-go-gadget fucking psychopath
out there,
699
00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:00,557
and now we're both
gonna fucking die!
700
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,557
You fucking bastard!
701
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:04,917
Fuck off! You fucking c...
702
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,877
♪ SAM COOKE: Bring It On Home To Me ♪
703
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,197
We are really late, Vincent.
Has he text back?
704
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:10,957
Yes. Oh.
705
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,757
Erm... He's saying
we're doing it next week.
706
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,880
It's probably for the best, innit?
707
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,557
Maybe it is, Vincent. Maybe it is.
708
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:23,200
Hm. Well, at least Mabel will
get lucky tonight.(PHONE CHIMES)
709
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,520
(TUTS) Oh, shit, look at all them.
710
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,397
Give me a minute.
711
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,760
(SIGHS) Right. (CLEARS THROAT)
712
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,677
Oh, it's your Uncle J. What?
713
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,517
Says job's been moved to next week.
714
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,717
'Same time, same car park.'
715
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,357
(SIGHS)
716
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,477
I don't know, Fay.
It all just feels a bit dodgy.
717
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,837
No, don't worry. Listen.
718
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,797
My uncle's the big fucking cheese.
Right?
719
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,517
...No, honestly. - Right.
-This'll be - - good for us. - All right. - It will.
720
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,517
It'll be good for us. OK?
721
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,877
ERIN: (ON PHONE) Vinnie?
We're at Sugar's. Where are you?
722
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,677
What the bloody hell's going on?
It's Ronnie. He's in trouble.
723
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,357
Course he fucking... You know
he's been round my gaff this morning,
724
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,517
trying to get me to wank off - in front of him?
-What?
725
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,997
Vincent, Tommo here.
What kind of wank?
726
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:09,157
What kind of fucking question
is that? There's only one wank, dude.
727
00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:11,277
Come on, love, there's... posh.
728
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,597
On your side. Exotic.
Thrust. Reverse thrust.
729
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,037
Cat-cow - that were bigger
in the '80s, that one, obviously -
730
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,797
frutti tutti. Malevolent. OK.
731
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:21,077
All right. Vinnie, listen,
he's been set up by Bruno Hodge.
732
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,957
Bruno took TJ, and now he's keeping
them both hostage at the school.
733
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,357
He's obsessed with you.
It's really weird.
734
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,037
He wants to talk to you.
Oh, that's fantastic news.
735
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,877
-Shall I see you there, then?
-Oh! And your classic spit-and-polish.
736
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,717
Shut up, Tommo! Obviously.
737
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,517
-Beginner's one that, in't it? - Yeah... Yeah.
-Entry level. - I know it well.
738
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,360
You fucker! Get off!
739
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,077
What... What, I tell a couple of
jokes and pull a couple of pranks,
740
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,157
and you want me fucking dead?
I didn't...
741
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:48,157
I didn't say dead. (PANTING)
742
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:51,360
I heard the recording.
TJ, I was fucking angry.
743
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,677
Cos you pulled
the same shit yesterday
744
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:58,680
you did on the first day of school,
then every fucking day after that.
745
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,437
It was just
fucking kids' stuff, Ronnie.
746
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,720
We're not kids any more, are we?
747
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,840
I'm a fucking person.
748
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:14,160
(SOFT, MELANCHOLY MUSIC)
I'm a fucking real person. (SOBS)
749
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,477
I'm not just some fucking...
750
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,397
runty little fucking...
smelly fucking...
751
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:23,077
shit that everyone
can just fucking kick about
752
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,077
and smack around the head, and
fucking have a go at all the time.
753
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:28,597
It's all the fucking time!
754
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,437
(SNIFFLES)
And I know why they do it.
755
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:34,440
I do,
and that's the most annoying part.
756
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,080
It's cos I am a liar.
I am a bullshitter.
757
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:43,117
But if you've been told
that since day one...
758
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,757
(SNIFFLES)
...that you're fucking nothing,
759
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,157
that you're a piece of shit,
760
00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:51,637
by everyone, all the fucking time...
761
00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:54,680
then you're gonna start
believing that, aren't ya? (SOBS)
762
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,400
And if you start believing that,
that's what you're gonna be, innit?
763
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,357
I just wanna point out... What?
764
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,477
...the reason I locked you
in that cupboard on day one
765
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,317
is cos you nicked my fucking wallet.
766
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,237
Did I? Yeah, you did.
767
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,360
Must have forgot about that bit.
768
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,680
And the nickname...
769
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,800
...it's probably the smartest thing
I ever come up with.
770
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,997
And it just stuck.
771
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:39,960
I'm sorry.
772
00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,120
Hey. What?
773
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,960
I'm sorry.
774
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,637
Here.
775
00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:54,037
I'm sorry. All right.
776
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,160
All right.
777
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,160
Right. Fuck this.
778
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,117
Right. Shall we get out of
here? (GROANS) Fucking hell.
779
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,637
It's a bit... Oh!
Do you suffer with your back?
780
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:09,157
Oh, yeah. When it gets cold, man.
It's just me hips, me.
781
00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:11,837
Go on, you go and twat the door - down, or something.
-All right.
782
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,720
I'm fucked. I'm fucked.
You do it. You do it.
783
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,397
Hello, guys. I'm sorry.
784
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,597
-Where have you been?
-I got stuck with an old lady about 60 miles away.
785
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,240
It's a fucking long story.
Right, come on. Come on.
786
00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:27,240
Can you smell petrol?
787
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,757
Where is he?
I don't know. Oh, Christ.
788
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,720
I'm right here.
789
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:43,240
Anyone moves, I'll drop the lighter,
and this place'll go up in flames.
790
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,040
Oh... Oh, no.
791
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,840
Now.
792
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,277
Hello, Vincent.
793
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,437
Bruno. Bruno, listen.
794
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:59,437
I can tell that you're really
fucking upset, dude. I can tell.
795
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,597
Upset? Yes.
796
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,037
Oh, no, I'm not upset.
797
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,437
I'm enjoying this. Right.
798
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,517
I've waited years for this moment...
799
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,960
to see the fear in your eyes.
800
00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:15,157
Right, it's working. I just...
801
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:18,317
I wonder whether there might've been
a bit of a misunderstanding gone down.
802
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,440
I don't know what you're after?
803
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,960
It's you I want. Right.
804
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,397
Now, take all your clothes off.
805
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,517
What the fuck
is wrong with everyone?!
806
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:33,797
Take your fucking clothes off,
or I'll do something you'll regret!
807
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:37,717
I'll see this place go up in flames, - I swear down.
-I believe you, Bruno.
808
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:41,437
I believe you. Why the fuck do you
want me to get me kit off for you?
809
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,520
Cos you must pay.
810
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,717
For fucking what, Bruno?!
811
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,757
Oh!
812
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,717
You don't even remember, do you?
Man, I don't remember shit.
813
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,597
I don't remember anything.
I'm fucking stoned all the time.
814
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,197
(ALL AGREE) Well, let me
refresh your fucking memory, then!
815
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:02,200
Mm. 2006... in the toilets?
816
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,280
You pretended to be Mrs Sklode.
817
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:07,760
Humiliated me.
818
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,880
I remember it. I remember it.
819
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,640
It weren't me, though, dude.
It was Dylan.
820
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,397
I swear to God, I can't do voices.
821
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:22,080
...ASH: No. Bad. - He can't.
-He can't. He was good with voices.
822
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,037
It wasn't...
823
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,160
It wasn't you? No!
824
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,637
Well, where the fuck is he?
825
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:36,677
Where the fuck is Dylan?!
826
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,040
He wasn't here last night.
He died.
827
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,720
Well... Well, someone pays.
828
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,677
Someone has to pay for what
I've gone through, all my life!
829
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,637
Do you know
how many flaccid nights I've had,
830
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:55,237
because of you
and your stupid fucking mate?
831
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,477
-Can't imagine.
-Oi. Come on. Lot of information, in't it?
832
00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,917
Well, it's too bad. Cos I'm not
leaving here until we're even.
833
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,277
I wanna be seen!
834
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,840
(DOOR BANGS OPEN) Bruno!
835
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,317
Oh. Right on cue.
836
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,237
If it isn't Runty Ronnie.
837
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,957
Oi! Only I get to call him that.
838
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:17,637
You fucking... You stop now.
839
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:21,120
Right, Ronnie. Ronnie, don't.
There's petrol all over the floor.
840
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,760
Someone must pay! Enough!
841
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,837
Get a bite of this, ya mad fuck!
842
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,757
(ALL OOHING) VINNIE: Shit!
843
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,240
Oh, fuck!
(IMITATES MISS SKLODE) Hold up!
844
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,320
Yeah, you.
845
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,917
Sexy Mr moustache guy. Hold up.
846
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,397
-Aha! Go on, Ronnie.
-Fucking yes! ♪ SOFT CELL: Tainted Love ♪
847
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,160
Nice one. Well in, dude.
-See that? Lovely. -Fuck you.
848
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,837
(SPITS) Dude.
849
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:51,360
...Get in. - Good work.
-Check you haven't - killed him. - I'll check he's alive.
850
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,117
Oh, here we go. Right, now.
851
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,117
It's only a mock-up, right,
it's only a mock-up.
852
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,877
I got Liz to do a draft
of the poster. What do we think?
853
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,237
Come on, you're a crowd pleaser.
Mrs Waif were right.
854
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,957
What the fuck?! Lovely. Right?
855
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:08,680
(EXHALES)
856
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,000
You all right, Erin?
-You all right? -Mm.
857
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:17,237
(MUSIC FADES) I just...
I'm sorry. I'm sorry for...
858
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,477
just causing this much
of a shit stink again.
859
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,600
I just... It's not your fault.
860
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,680
For once. (CHUCKLING)
861
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:29,680
Why didn't you tell me?
About what?
862
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,917
Why didn't you tell me
you were being bullied?
863
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,357
-Come on, Erin.
-Ronnie, I would've done something about it.
864
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,757
I wasn't gonna do that. I couldn't. - Ronnie.
-With all the other shit I put you through.
865
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:40,957
You're still my brother. Mm.
866
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:44,197
All right, granted, yeah,
you were a massive pain in the arse.
867
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:47,077
-I used to be a dick. - No, you still - - are.
-I still am. - You still are.
868
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:49,277
Right. -But you're still my brother.
-Yeah.
869
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,000
And I still love you.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
870
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:57,517
It's just... I don't wanna be
a fucking nutter any more, Erin.
871
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:01,557
I wanna be the brother
you can be proud of, you know?
872
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,040
I really do, and I fucking will be.
873
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,037
♪ KRISTINA TRAIN: Dark Black ♪ -All right?
-Come here.
874
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,357
(RATTLING) Ow. Ow. - What?
-What's in your hand?
875
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:13,197
Ronnie, what is in your hand?
It's a fucking cash tin. Right.
876
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,557
I was in the Headmaster's office.
I wasn't gonna leave it.
877
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,157
...Minding it. - Yeah. - You were minding - it.
-So now I'll keep hold of it.
878
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:21,320
-All right.
-I fucking love you, Erin. I fucking love you.
879
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,557
(SIGHS) Christ.
880
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,517
(CHUCKLES) What are you doing?
881
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:31,117
Dylan's got a piece of that sky,
do you know that?
882
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,037
Has he? Mm.
883
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,597
How come? He won a competition.
884
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:37,517
He had a star named after him.
885
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:41,117
Well, you kept that fucking quiet,
didn't you? An entire fucking star.
886
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,917
(CHUCKLES) Yeah. Christ.
887
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,957
Can you see all this,
you arse of a man?
888
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:47,997
Floppy haired twat.
889
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,637
Christ. It better be
that bloody bright one there.
890
00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:53,000
That's a plane, Vin. Yeah.
891
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,197
I miss him.
892
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,877
Me too. (GROANS)
893
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,000
♪ Dark black
894
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:05,640
♪ Is the colour of my life... ♪
895
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:09,077
♪ FRANKIE KNUCKLES: Your Love ♪
Me and my husband, Vernon...
896
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,437
we met at this night
that Curtis started.
897
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:14,080
I want us to have
one last rave together.
898
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,757
(WHOOPING) I'm hearing
noises about an illegal rave.
899
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,437
CURTIS: I can't do it without
my old mate Matty Ravenscroft.
900
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,437
Nobody move! I know a venue.
901
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,277
Come 'ed.
There'll be no rave happening here.
902
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,640
(SIRENS WAIL)
903
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,917
(MUSIC STOPS) (SIREN WAILS)
904
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,000
♪ I've got so much trouble in my mind
905
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:43,160
♪ I've got so much trouble in my mind
906
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,640
♪ I've got so much trouble in my mind
907
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,320
♪ I've got so much trouble in my mind
908
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,440
♪ Give me the strength to carry on
909
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,560
♪ Give me the strength to carry on
910
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:04,237
♪ Cos everything I got
Is just about gone
911
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,877
♪ And I think about it... ♪
912
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:11,000
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