Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:08,041
(engine stops)
2
00:00:16,783 --> 00:00:19,052
♪ ♪
3
00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:44,043
(knocking)
4
00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,279
Don't say a word.
5
00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,815
MAN (in distance):
Honey, have you seen my pajamas?
6
00:00:49,816 --> 00:00:50,916
Please...
7
00:00:50,917 --> 00:00:52,951
Shut up.
8
00:00:52,952 --> 00:00:54,788
(classical music
playing over stereo)
9
00:00:55,688 --> 00:00:56,989
All right, sit down.
10
00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:59,092
Sit down.
Stay here.
11
00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:03,062
(turns up volume)
12
00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:10,069
(cocks gun)
13
00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:15,841
Honey, what the hell...
14
00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:17,876
(grunts)
15
00:01:17,877 --> 00:01:19,178
Please, please
don't hurt us.
16
00:01:19,179 --> 00:01:20,412
Hey, who are you?
17
00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:21,113
W-We're the...
18
00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:21,880
Where's Marchette?
19
00:01:21,881 --> 00:01:22,648
Who?
20
00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:23,949
Anthony Marchette!
21
00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:25,184
WOMAN:
He doesn't
live here anymore.
22
00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:28,654
We bought this house from
his estate three years ago.
23
00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:29,788
What do you mean, his estate?
24
00:01:29,789 --> 00:01:30,756
MAN:
The-the man
you're looking for
25
00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:32,224
committed suicide, uh,
26
00:01:32,225 --> 00:01:34,093
about three weeks
after his daughter died.
27
00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:36,830
Just-just don't
hurt us, okay?
28
00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:40,833
(uncocks gun)
29
00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:42,268
I'm sorry.
30
00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:44,570
(knocking)
31
00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:45,537
Hey.
32
00:01:45,538 --> 00:01:46,538
Hello.
33
00:01:46,539 --> 00:01:49,641
I, uh, borrowed your comb.
34
00:01:49,642 --> 00:01:51,477
That's no problem.
35
00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:54,847
Do you have a toothbrush
I can use?
36
00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:56,081
Uh, yeah.
37
00:01:56,082 --> 00:01:57,282
Here, use mine.
38
00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:58,450
No, that's okay.
39
00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:00,219
I'll, um...
40
00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:03,922
Kelly, we just, um, we just
slept together and I...
41
00:02:03,923 --> 00:02:05,157
I know, I know.
42
00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:07,025
It's just a little gross,
that's all.
43
00:02:07,026 --> 00:02:08,894
You don't want to, you
don't want to use it?
44
00:02:08,895 --> 00:02:10,696
(laughs): No.
All right, in
that case, out.
45
00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:12,030
Out, cootie girl.
46
00:02:12,031 --> 00:02:14,033
I need five minutes
for a shower.
47
00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,738
So you want to do
something else?
48
00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:21,006
Mm-hmm.
Yeah?
49
00:02:21,007 --> 00:02:23,742
I want to do something personal
and exclusively with you.
50
00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:24,710
(both moan)
51
00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:25,711
Like a late movie?
52
00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:26,712
Mm-mm.
(chuckles)
53
00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:28,247
How about bowling?
54
00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:29,781
Mm, I don't think so.
55
00:02:29,782 --> 00:02:30,749
No?
56
00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:32,684
Excuse me.
57
00:02:32,685 --> 00:02:33,919
Hi. Um, we're
gonna go grab
58
00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:34,920
a midnight snack.
You want to come?
59
00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:38,324
I think we have plans?
60
00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:40,627
Got you.
61
00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,397
Hey, warning: storm front ahead.
62
00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:46,899
Steve's smarting over
the Art of the Pick Up debacle.
63
00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,234
All the guys are
really pissed at him.
64
00:02:49,235 --> 00:02:51,470
(laughs)
65
00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:52,871
Want to cheer him up?
66
00:02:52,872 --> 00:02:53,805
Later, much later.
67
00:02:53,806 --> 00:02:55,909
(chuckles):
Okay.
68
00:02:56,776 --> 00:02:59,077
(both chuckling)
69
00:02:59,078 --> 00:03:00,212
(sighs)
70
00:03:00,213 --> 00:03:01,747
Oh, yeah, finally.
71
00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:03,115
I know.
(moans)
72
00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:05,385
(rock music playing loudly)
73
00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:08,987
Steve!
74
00:03:08,988 --> 00:03:10,122
Ah!
75
00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:12,925
Don't you have earplugs?
76
00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:14,793
(chuckles)
77
00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:17,095
You know what, let's
take a bubble bath.
78
00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:18,096
Oh, yeah.
79
00:03:18,097 --> 00:03:20,566
(laughs)
80
00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:22,468
Wait!
81
00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:29,141
Oh, occupied.
82
00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:30,776
(gasps)
Oh, sorry.
83
00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:31,743
It's all right.
84
00:03:31,744 --> 00:03:33,947
I'm out of here.
85
00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:40,752
Oh, what was
the plan again?
86
00:03:40,753 --> 00:03:42,387
I don't know.
87
00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:44,457
(motorcycle approaching)
88
00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,331
I want you to stay
at my house tonight.
89
00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:53,833
Huh-uh.
Okay? What do
you mean, huh-uh?
90
00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:56,034
Come on. You don't
need anything.
I mean, I need something.
91
00:03:56,035 --> 00:03:58,203
I'll drive.
Just get in the car with me...
Dylan, hey.
92
00:03:58,204 --> 00:03:59,671
Hi.
93
00:03:59,672 --> 00:04:01,640
You look terrible.
94
00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:03,442
Yeah, well, you know,
he's sick; he has the flu.
95
00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:05,711
I'm gonna take care of him
over at the beach house.
96
00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:06,646
So we'll see
you later.
97
00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:09,716
Bye.
98
00:04:11,951 --> 00:04:13,719
Are you high?
99
00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,520
I need to be.
100
00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:18,690
Ju-Just please
come with me.
101
00:04:18,691 --> 00:04:20,726
Please.
102
00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:22,929
Just say yes.
103
00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:27,200
♪ ♪
104
00:04:53,726 --> 00:04:55,862
♪ ♪
105
00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:21,754
♪ ♪
106
00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:29,995
{\an8}♪ Stuck between young and old ♪
107
00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:32,931
{\an8}♪ Don't know who I am ♪
108
00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:36,669
{\an8}♪ I feel like I'm walking
in quicksand ♪
109
00:05:39,138 --> 00:05:43,442
{\an8}♪ Like a statue,
I stand in line ♪
110
00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:48,146
{\an8}♪ Like a victim at the scene
of the crime ♪
111
00:05:48,147 --> 00:05:52,051
{\an8}♪ I'm searching for
some kind of sign ♪
112
00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:56,254
{\an8}♪ I'm running out of time ♪
113
00:05:56,255 --> 00:06:01,226
{\an8}♪ Don't make me wait too long ♪
114
00:06:01,227 --> 00:06:04,629
{\an8}♪ Got to, got to
give me a sign ♪
115
00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:09,367
{\an8}♪ And don't make me
wait too long ♪
116
00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:10,936
{\an8}♪ I'm running out... ♪
117
00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:12,838
What were you going
to do, kill him?
118
00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:14,973
I think so.
119
00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:15,975
(sighs):
Geez...
120
00:06:16,175 --> 00:06:17,509
Dylan, when was
the last time you used?
121
00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:19,077
I mean, I thought you said
you weren't addicted.
122
00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:21,146
I lied.
123
00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:22,981
Of course you lied;
you're a junkie.
124
00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:23,949
Look, I don't know.
125
00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:26,985
Just, at first,
it was a couple of times
126
00:06:26,986 --> 00:06:29,721
in the week and then every day.
127
00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:31,189
Who's counting?
128
00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:35,026
Okay. Okay.
129
00:06:35,027 --> 00:06:36,461
(sighs)
130
00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:37,963
I'm gonna cancel
all my appointments.
131
00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:39,197
No.
Yes. I'm gonna cancel
132
00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:40,866
all my appointments.
I want to help you.
133
00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:43,668
It's not this that I
need help through, okay?
134
00:06:43,669 --> 00:06:45,670
In a couple of hours,
it's gonna, I'm just,
135
00:06:45,671 --> 00:06:47,038
I'm gonna be sick.
I don't care.
136
00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:47,973
You don't know!
137
00:06:47,974 --> 00:06:49,574
How do you,
how can you say that?!
138
00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:50,842
It just sounds like...
139
00:06:50,843 --> 00:06:51,943
I do know.
140
00:06:51,944 --> 00:06:53,178
I'm telling you,
141
00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:57,783
when you see me on the other
side of something like that,
142
00:06:57,784 --> 00:07:01,653
there's no way that you could
ever want to be with me.
143
00:07:01,654 --> 00:07:03,555
(panting)
144
00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:04,991
You want to be with me?
145
00:07:07,026 --> 00:07:10,596
Yeah.
146
00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,335
STEVE:
You know, Kelly was
at the house last night
147
00:07:17,336 --> 00:07:18,737
having sex with Matt.
148
00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:20,238
Yeah, but they've been
dating for awhile.
149
00:07:20,239 --> 00:07:21,873
Yeah, well, my recruits
are primed for battle.
150
00:07:21,874 --> 00:07:23,075
They're this close
to success.
151
00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:26,578
If you consider sex with
a stranger a triumph.
152
00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:28,747
And then she goes spouting
this "go slow" propaganda
153
00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:30,482
over the P.A. system
at the bar.
154
00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:32,884
There but for
the grace of Kelly...
155
00:07:32,885 --> 00:07:34,986
A dozen losers would have
lied their way into bed.
156
00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:36,254
Well, I think that's genius.
157
00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:37,389
It's fungus.
158
00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:38,557
Fungus?
159
00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:39,858
I'm looking for
Steve Sanders.
160
00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:41,660
Yeah, well,
as a matter of fact...
161
00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:43,261
He's right here.
162
00:07:43,262 --> 00:07:45,932
A subpoena--
small claims court.
163
00:07:50,903 --> 00:07:54,372
Zimmer-- he wants
his tuition back.
164
00:07:54,373 --> 00:07:56,374
Well, it's
$250, you know.
165
00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:57,709
Just give it to him.
166
00:07:57,710 --> 00:07:59,277
OFFICER:
I didn't realize.
167
00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:00,913
These are yours, too.
168
00:08:09,021 --> 00:08:11,723
Five, ten...
169
00:08:11,724 --> 00:08:12,858
There's, like, 20.
170
00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:14,292
20-- that's the whole class.
171
00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:17,596
That's $5,000.
172
00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:19,798
Hundred copies of
The Art of the Pick Up.
173
00:08:19,799 --> 00:08:22,834
Oh, at-home training
for dirtbag losers.
174
00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,536
Huh?
175
00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:27,239
You owe me a grand.
176
00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,773
Did you see anyone
score last night?
177
00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:30,075
I mean, any of
my students?
178
00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:32,077
No, not exactly.
179
00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:34,746
Not one?
180
00:08:34,747 --> 00:08:36,883
I mean, you
were there.
181
00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,118
Um...
182
00:08:40,119 --> 00:08:42,455
Oh, no, you didn't.
183
00:08:43,956 --> 00:08:45,657
You met someone?
184
00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:48,360
Her-her name is Gertrude,
and she's a great girl.
185
00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,895
You see?
It works.
186
00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:51,763
Just-just tell me
that you didn't
187
00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:52,964
use one of his lines, please.
188
00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:55,867
Well, I did
kind of mention, um...
189
00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:57,469
Oh, this is so wrong.
190
00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,571
...growing up in an orphanage.
191
00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:00,739
(laughs)
192
00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:02,407
That's just in case
you meet her, okay?
193
00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:03,975
To keep the story straight.
194
00:09:03,976 --> 00:09:05,478
STEVE:
Oh, sure.
195
00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:14,653
DONNA:
Okay, Mom, it's no problem.
196
00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:16,454
Yeah, just send me a postcard.
197
00:09:16,455 --> 00:09:17,756
Okay, bye.
198
00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:20,325
Oh, my parents take
the weirdest vacations.
199
00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:21,626
Oh, yeah? Where they going?
200
00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:22,761
They're leaving
tomorrow
201
00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:24,829
for a barn-raising tour
of the Amish country.
202
00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:26,731
(chuckles)
What?
203
00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:28,667
They just want me
to stop by the house,
204
00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:30,001
water the plants,
pick up the mail.
205
00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:31,436
You know, the dutiful
daughter stuff.
206
00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:32,972
You know what we should do?
207
00:09:34,006 --> 00:09:35,273
We should watch their house
for a few days.
208
00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:36,808
I don't think so.
209
00:09:36,809 --> 00:09:38,376
Come on, it'd
be great.
210
00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:40,679
Me and you, nobody else.
211
00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,047
Sorry, but my childhood home
212
00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:44,849
isn't exactly the perfect
romantic getaway spot.
213
00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:46,117
As a matter of fact,
214
00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:48,186
the whole concept
completely freaks me out.
215
00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:49,721
I know, but it's...
216
00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:51,790
Besides, my parents
would totally trip.
217
00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:53,358
Why don't we just
try your place again.
218
00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:55,060
Try my place again?
219
00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:56,628
You were with me last night
at my place, remember?
220
00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:58,363
(laughs):
Oh.
221
00:09:58,364 --> 00:09:59,965
How could I forget
222
00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:01,866
the Walsh house has turned into
a 24/7 frat party.
223
00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:03,535
I know.
224
00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:04,703
You know what I miss?
225
00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:06,838
I miss the boat and you and me.
226
00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:08,540
That's what I miss.
227
00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,041
Yeah, that was nice.
228
00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:11,743
Yeah, and then there's
skinny dipping.
229
00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:13,345
Mm, that was real nice.
230
00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:14,546
Oh, yeah.
231
00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,715
You know, my parents
do have a pool
232
00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:19,851
with very big walls
surrounding it.
233
00:10:19,852 --> 00:10:21,152
Total privacy, huh?
234
00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:23,388
Mm-hmm.
235
00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:24,824
Pack a bag.
236
00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:37,836
Hey.
237
00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:38,803
What's this for?
238
00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:39,838
It's for me.
239
00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:40,805
It's a toothbrush,
240
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,107
for your place.
241
00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:43,375
Wow.
242
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,442
Bathroom supplies.
243
00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:45,910
That's, uh...
244
00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:47,746
Thank you for the free consult.
I appreciate it.
245
00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:49,748
Hey, well, I got a coffee
out of it, didn't I?
246
00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:51,950
So, um--
Kelly, this is Brian Janette.
247
00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:53,685
Brian, uh, this is
my friend Kelly Taylor.
248
00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:54,819
Hi. Nice to meet you.
249
00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:55,720
Hi.
250
00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:56,755
BRIAN:
So you got everything?
251
00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:57,856
MATT:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
252
00:10:57,857 --> 00:10:59,924
Uh, I'll give you a call
after the first hearing,
253
00:10:59,925 --> 00:11:00,925
but I think we're
254
00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:01,960
in pretty good shape, man, okay?
255
00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,028
Don't worry about it.
256
00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:04,597
Thanks.
257
00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:07,899
Friend?
258
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,901
Just a client.
This guy lives with his mom,
259
00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:11,803
breeds guinea pigs in the garage
and the zoning committee's
260
00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:13,406
trying to run them
out of the neighborhood.
261
00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:16,041
These are all your fault.
262
00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:16,975
What?
263
00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:18,543
The Art of
the Pick Up--
264
00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:19,544
it's a total bust.
265
00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:21,112
Now I got 20 students
dragging me
266
00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:22,647
to small claims court.
267
00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:24,749
Why don't you talk
to my "friend" here.
268
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:25,717
Oh, nice.
269
00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:28,019
Thank you very much, Kelly.
270
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:29,954
All right, my thought
on strategy is that...
271
00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:31,222
Uh, Steve.
272
00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:32,424
What?
273
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,025
This is small claims court.
274
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:36,127
Um, no lawyers allowed.
275
00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:37,862
There's no lawyers allowed
in small claims court?
276
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,064
No, no lawyers.
277
00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:41,199
Matt, you were gonna
win this for me.
278
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,734
This was gonna be
our Perry Mason moment.
279
00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:44,636
If it's TV justice
you're interested in,
280
00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:45,837
you should give my buddy a call.
281
00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:47,739
He's a legal consultant
on Judge Mary.
282
00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,808
Judge Mary.
283
00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:53,845
Prove my case and spread
the gospel according to Sanders.
284
00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,947
Well, is there a better use
for the public airwaves?
285
00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:56,948
I don't think so.
286
00:11:56,949 --> 00:11:58,750
Uh, Steve, just so you know,
287
00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:00,785
technically,
it still is a court.
288
00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:02,487
With a female judge.
289
00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:04,522
Have you seen the show?
290
00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:05,690
No.
291
00:12:05,691 --> 00:12:06,658
But it's a piece of cake.
292
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:07,659
You're one hell of an attorney.
293
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,095
Matt Durning,
attorney at law.
294
00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:13,164
Send you the bill.
295
00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:15,467
Okay, you and Matt--
296
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,701
spill it, please.
297
00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:19,938
Well, we've had
two sleepovers.
298
00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:21,372
And you haven't
told me?
299
00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:24,542
You're losing valuable
best friend points.
300
00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:25,710
Doesn't really matter.
301
00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:28,079
Probably
over, anyway.
302
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,481
Why?
303
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,784
I gave him a toothbrush
to keep at his place, for me.
304
00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:34,953
Bold.
305
00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,855
Yeah.
306
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:38,356
Why didn't I just ask
307
00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:39,958
to open up
a joint checking account?
308
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,359
That would have been
less forward.
309
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,360
Oh, relax.
310
00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:43,828
How did he react?
311
00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:46,297
Oh, he introduced me
as his friend.
312
00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:47,632
Oh.
313
00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:49,067
See? He's already moved on.
314
00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:50,802
I-I'm sure you're just
overanalyzing it.
315
00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:53,471
And how am I not
suppose to do that?
316
00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:56,574
You know, just,
um, play it cool.
317
00:12:56,575 --> 00:12:58,343
Let him take the lead;
don't tip your hand.
318
00:12:58,344 --> 00:12:59,811
Play it cool.
319
00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:01,746
Eh, don't listen to me;
I'm just jealous.
320
00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:02,680
Jealous of what?
321
00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:04,682
Look at me; I'm a nervous wreck.
322
00:13:04,683 --> 00:13:07,819
You know, new
boyfriends,
323
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:10,155
they're like
unexplored terrain.
324
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:13,358
They're exciting-- finding out
their likes and their dislikes
325
00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:14,292
and their quirks.
326
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,827
And I just kind
of miss it.
327
00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:19,731
This coming from half of
the practically married couple.
328
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:20,698
(chuckles)
329
00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:22,066
Which reminds me.
330
00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:24,469
You're cordially invited
to a barbecue day after tomorrow
331
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,737
in the suburbs.
332
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,005
Noah and I are house-sitting
my parents' place.
333
00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:28,673
Oh, how domestic.
334
00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:31,210
Well, not if I can help it.
335
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,746
(chuckles)
336
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,848
GINA:
I know I didn't have
to do this,
337
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:38,883
but I figured you probably
didn't want to go out.
338
00:13:38,884 --> 00:13:40,018
Oh, okay.
339
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:42,120
You seem like you're better.
340
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:43,421
Come with me.
341
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:44,589
I slept half the day.
342
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:46,457
Okay, wait, I have
to tell you this.
343
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:47,792
(sighs loudly)
I'm better at room service.
344
00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:48,760
Yeah, me, too.
345
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,528
I'm sorry.
346
00:13:50,529 --> 00:13:51,529
It's okay.
347
00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:52,363
I tried though.
348
00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:53,598
Come here.
349
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:55,501
(both moan)
350
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,043
Okay, we have to eat.
351
00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:06,744
I'm serious we
really have to eat
352
00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:08,846
because I've never cooked
for anyone before.
353
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:10,114
Okay.
354
00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:11,250
(chuckles)
355
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:15,086
(sighs)
356
00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:16,688
(clears throat)
357
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:17,655
You like spaghetti right?
358
00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:20,225
Uh... yeah.
359
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,292
It looks great.
360
00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:22,760
Okay, good.
361
00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:24,529
You should go first.
362
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,164
Uh, go ahead.
363
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:27,866
Please?
364
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,176
No appetite?
365
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:41,412
Oh, just, you know,
give me a minute, Gina.
366
00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:42,780
You think I'm stupid, Dylan?
367
00:14:42,781 --> 00:14:44,449
You think I don't know
you're wasted right now.
368
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:46,017
Wh-- Hey, come here.
369
00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:49,854
No, don't. You know what, Dylan,
don't even touch me.
370
00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:52,958
In fact, just, just go.
371
00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:01,100
(exhales sharply)
372
00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:15,046
Really? Wow.
373
00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:17,515
Instead of hitting the streets
after school, kids can come by
374
00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:18,850
the community center.
375
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,718
We have volunteers
to help with tutoring
376
00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:22,186
and there's basketball.
377
00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:24,055
Wow, that sounds like
a great program.
378
00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:25,024
Yeah, I love it.
379
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:28,393
It exposes them
to so many opportunities.
380
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:30,795
I was thinking maybe we could
go by the After Dark later.
381
00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:32,530
The other night,
I couldn't believe
382
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:34,699
what a pickup scene
that place had turned into.
383
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,834
Come on, get out of here.
That's where we met.
384
00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:38,102
Yeah, but you were different.
385
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,238
You didn't try to hook me
with some line.
386
00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:43,708
You opened up.
387
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:44,709
Right. You're right.
388
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,210
Hey, I just
thought of something.
389
00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:48,012
A lot of my kids
are orphans, too.
390
00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:49,013
You should come by
391
00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:50,315
and talk to them.
392
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:51,316
No, no.
393
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:52,718
I wouldn't know what to say.
394
00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:56,020
You grew up scared and alone
with no guidance or support.
395
00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:57,889
Now you have
your own radio show.
396
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,257
You're a public figure.
397
00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:01,826
Yeah, yeah, but I only do it
a few nights a week.
398
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:03,162
You're a role model
to these kids.
399
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,564
It would mean a lot to them.
400
00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:07,700
And to me.
401
00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:14,807
(siren whoops)
402
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,380
(indistinct radio chatter)
403
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:24,383
Get off
the bike, please.
404
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,187
Off the bike.
405
00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:30,656
Hands on your head.
406
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:36,027
Why is that you guys
pulled me over?
407
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:38,463
A motorcycle with plates
matching yours was reported
408
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:41,132
at the scene of a breaking
and entering last night.
409
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:42,834
You wouldn't happen to
know anything about that?
410
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,135
Not a thing.
411
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:45,903
And you threatened
them with a gun.
412
00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:47,805
You don't know anything
about that either?
413
00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:49,440
Know anything about this?
414
00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:50,408
Not a clue.
415
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,343
Have it your way.
416
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,445
Night in jail should
refresh your memory.
417
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:56,348
(handcuffs clicking)
418
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,490
(sighs)
419
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:08,860
Four bedrooms, a
hot tub, a pool,
420
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,628
and they are
all ours.
421
00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:12,430
Want to play house?
422
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:13,865
Noah...
423
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,500
I want to play doctor.
424
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:19,537
And I know exactly where my
dad keeps his stethoscope.
425
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,372
Oh, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
426
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,341
Mmm.
427
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:26,345
Now for absolute
seclusion.
428
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:28,913
I'll turn off the ringer.
429
00:17:28,914 --> 00:17:31,083
Okay.
430
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:34,519
I have put the alarm on,
431
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,555
and now nobody, I mean,
nobody can bother us.
432
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:39,657
Just the way
I like it.
Me, too.
433
00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:41,592
(clattering)
434
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:42,627
What was that?
435
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:44,263
I think someone's in
the living room.
436
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:48,533
Oh, hey.
437
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:49,400
You must be the daughter.
438
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,535
Hi.
439
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,503
Mrs. Martin said
you'd be stopping by.
440
00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:54,605
You're kidding me,
how long is this gonna take?
441
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:56,607
Uh, I can't say.
442
00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:57,809
Don't worry.
443
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,177
We'll stay out of your way.
444
00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:01,045
That's fine.
We'll just, um--
445
00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:02,880
we're gonna be
upstairs.
Oh, uh,
446
00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:04,116
we're going up there next.
447
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:06,251
Your mom picked out a lovely
Berber for the bedrooms.
448
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,720
Let's go to the pool.
Great.
449
00:18:09,721 --> 00:18:12,190
Ooh.
Watch the fumes.
450
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:13,524
A couple of my guys are
Scotch-guarding
451
00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:15,561
the area rugs back there.
452
00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:19,230
Scotch-guard.
453
00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:20,299
Romantic.
454
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,068
Great.
455
00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:26,237
(whimpers)
456
00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:28,940
DYLAN:
Did you tell anyone?
457
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,942
No. I left a message
for Matt.
458
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,944
There's gotta
be somebody else.
459
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,579
Do you know any
good lawyers?
460
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:36,914
I've never dated
a drug addict before,
461
00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:38,950
so I didn't really come
prepared.
462
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,718
I'm gonna stop.
463
00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:42,854
Yeah.
464
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,256
That was yesterday's
pickup line.
465
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:47,758
Look at-- I-I think there's
probably an outside chance
466
00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:50,428
you could probably do a little
better than someone who was
467
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:51,729
a junkie.
This really isn't about me.
468
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,130
So why don't we talk
about you, okay?
469
00:18:53,131 --> 00:18:54,532
What the hell did you come
down here for?
470
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,467
I don't even--
471
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,436
I don't know.
472
00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:00,905
Why you trying to kill yourself
again?
473
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:04,642
You get Matt and you drag him
down here.
474
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:05,776
Why?
475
00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:07,512
'Cause I have
to get out of...
476
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:09,113
Why, so you can score?
477
00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:12,584
I can't come down in... in here.
478
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:19,590
BAILIFF:
Order.
479
00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:21,527
All rise.
480
00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:29,400
Your Honor, case number 4-3-77
481
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:30,968
in the matter
Zimmer, et al, v. Sanders
482
00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:32,470
Thank you.
483
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:35,940
All right there are 20 of you
and you
484
00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:37,408
are the spokesman, Mr. Zimmer?
485
00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:39,143
Yes, your honor.
486
00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:40,678
And as I understand
your complaint,
487
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:41,746
you all took a seminar
488
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:44,148
from Professor
Sanders here
489
00:19:44,149 --> 00:19:46,484
on how to seduce women.
490
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:48,452
And you all passed this seminar,
491
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:49,687
but then you failed
to seduce women.
492
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:50,688
Is this right?
493
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:51,924
That's correct.
494
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:54,626
Sir, are we keeping you
from something?
495
00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:58,596
No, uh, it's just my star
witness hasn't arrived yet.
496
00:19:58,597 --> 00:19:59,530
I see.
497
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,466
Where did you obtain your Ph.D.,
Professor?
498
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:05,736
It's metaphorical.
499
00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:07,139
Deception number one.
500
00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:09,473
Mr. Zimmer,
501
00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:10,808
have you ever heard
502
00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:12,443
of caveat emptor?
503
00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:15,546
That is to say
"let the buyer beware"?
504
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:16,481
Yes...
505
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,050
...but what about his guarantee?
506
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,218
What, you wait until now to tell
me about a guarantee?
507
00:20:21,219 --> 00:20:23,454
Mr. Zimmer, do not
508
00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:25,856
rely on me to present
your case for you.
509
00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:26,624
Do you understand that?
510
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,292
Thank you, sir.
511
00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:30,061
Now, do you have that guarantee
in writing?
512
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,062
Yes.
513
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,431
Give it to me.
514
00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:45,010
Satisfaction guaranteed.
515
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,846
Well, they don't look
too satisfied to me,
516
00:20:48,847 --> 00:20:51,149
Professor.
517
00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,723
(knocking on door)
518
00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:00,591
Hey.
519
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:03,361
Listen, are you doing
anything tonight?
520
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:05,396
Uh, I'm meeting
with Brian Janette.
521
00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:06,897
You know, the, um...
522
00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:08,566
Guinea pig guy.
Oh, yeah.
523
00:21:08,567 --> 00:21:10,701
So how about
tomorrow night?
524
00:21:10,702 --> 00:21:12,136
I don't know yet.
525
00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:13,904
Uh, maybe this weekend.
526
00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:15,573
Great, yeah,
that'd be good.
Yeah.
527
00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:17,375
I was thinking maybe
we could go up to
Santa Barbara.
528
00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:19,410
It's really beautiful
up there.
Uh...
529
00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:21,579
uh, see, the thing is,
530
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:24,448
I have a stack of motions
to go through and, um...
I have a stack of motions
to go through and, um...
531
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:25,816
Oh, yeah, sure.
532
00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:27,084
I shouldn't have assumed
that...
533
00:21:27,085 --> 00:21:28,185
No, let's do something
Saturday night.
534
00:21:28,186 --> 00:21:29,286
You know,
535
00:21:29,287 --> 00:21:31,055
if you have plans already
I understand.
536
00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:32,056
Come on, I didn't say that.
537
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:33,257
I just have a little work to do
538
00:21:33,258 --> 00:21:34,426
and that'll be it.
539
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:39,463
Hi. Matt,
I need your help.
540
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:40,464
What's wrong?
541
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:41,966
Dylan was arrested
542
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,467
for trespassing.
543
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:44,568
What? Where?
544
00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:45,369
The Marchette house.
545
00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:47,471
But Mr. Marchette is dead.
546
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:50,041
You knew that
and you didn't tell Dylan?
547
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,876
I thought he knew.
548
00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:53,778
You didn't ask him about it?
The subject
You didn't ask him about it?
The subject
549
00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:55,881
was off limits-- people close
to him respected that, okay?
550
00:21:57,516 --> 00:22:00,284
Uh, a little help here?
551
00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:03,354
Antonia Marchette was
Dylan's wife.
552
00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:04,922
She was killed three years ago.
553
00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:06,224
Her father was responsible.
554
00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:09,394
He also moved her grave.
Did you know that?
555
00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:15,566
Oh, right. Well, uh, I should go
to the station.
556
00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:18,837
But, uh, is there anything else
I should know?
557
00:22:19,938 --> 00:22:21,439
What, what, what is it?
558
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,440
Well, you know what?
559
00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:23,741
It doesn't really have anything
to do with you.
560
00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:25,476
So maybe if you could leave us
alone for a second,
561
00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:26,577
that would be great.
562
00:22:26,578 --> 00:22:29,081
Fine.
563
00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:31,916
What's going on?
How bad is it?
564
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:35,419
He had a gun.
565
00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:37,689
And when they arrested him,
they found some heroin.
566
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:43,494
All right.
567
00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:45,362
My grandmother made
the best ice tea.
568
00:22:45,363 --> 00:22:48,100
(voice breaking):
She, uh, she, uh...
569
00:22:50,902 --> 00:22:52,069
Excuse me.
570
00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:55,573
Oh, no, please, stay.
Tell me.
571
00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:59,643
Well, she was making ice tea
last time I saw her,
572
00:22:59,644 --> 00:23:02,614
before they took her
to the hospital.
573
00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:06,317
Before I went to the orphanage.
574
00:23:06,318 --> 00:23:08,620
You poor thing. Come here.
575
00:23:14,693 --> 00:23:16,828
So this is
your famous technique?
576
00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:20,765
Yes, and it's available
for $29.95.
577
00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:22,466
Stop the tape!
578
00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:26,070
Mr. Sanders, do not hawk
your wares in my courtroom.
579
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:28,740
I am not one of your pigeons.
580
00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:31,542
Would you excuse me?
581
00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:33,377
Young lady, young lady
at the back!
582
00:23:33,378 --> 00:23:36,615
Hello. Yes, aren't you the woman
on the tape?
583
00:23:37,682 --> 00:23:39,651
Yes.
584
00:23:42,454 --> 00:23:43,522
Name?
585
00:23:47,325 --> 00:23:49,527
It's, uh, Janet Sosna.
586
00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:50,761
Do you know the defendant?
587
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:53,030
Uh, well,
we work together.
588
00:23:53,031 --> 00:23:55,166
Was the encounter on the tape
real or scripted?
589
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:57,802
Well, it, it was
an improv piece.
590
00:23:57,803 --> 00:23:59,336
But fiction nonetheless.
591
00:23:59,337 --> 00:24:01,573
I hope he pays
you a lot.
592
00:24:03,441 --> 00:24:04,575
Yeah.
593
00:24:04,576 --> 00:24:05,877
(scoffs)
594
00:24:07,045 --> 00:24:08,279
Uh, Your Honor,
595
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,080
my witness is
here. He can
596
00:24:10,081 --> 00:24:12,216
testify that the
technique does work
597
00:24:12,217 --> 00:24:14,586
when applied
properly.
598
00:24:19,057 --> 00:24:20,891
(clears throat)
599
00:24:20,892 --> 00:24:22,326
Come on!
600
00:24:22,327 --> 00:24:23,394
Sorry.
Where have
you been?
Sorry.
Where have
you been?
601
00:24:23,395 --> 00:24:25,496
I was with Gertrude.
602
00:24:25,497 --> 00:24:27,298
Oh, the girl who fell
for the technique.
603
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,400
You know, I really
like that girl.
604
00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:30,301
Mm-hmm.
605
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,303
By the way,
I got your subpoena.
606
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,604
Looked authentic,
didn't it?
607
00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:36,040
Would you mind talking
so that we can all hear?
608
00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:37,741
State your name.
609
00:24:37,742 --> 00:24:38,976
Uh, David Silver.
610
00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:41,111
Don't mumble, Mr. Silver.
611
00:24:41,112 --> 00:24:45,416
Now tell me, how exactly
did it work for you?
612
00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:48,986
Well, um... I met this girl,
613
00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:50,621
and-and we started talking...
614
00:24:50,622 --> 00:24:52,089
Did you
615
00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:54,191
or did you not use
the techniques
616
00:24:54,192 --> 00:24:56,093
of Mr. Sanders?
617
00:24:56,094 --> 00:25:00,130
Yeah. I-I used
approach number 13.
618
00:25:00,131 --> 00:25:01,498
Lucky 13.
619
00:25:01,499 --> 00:25:03,334
The Grandma Approach.
620
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:04,902
(laughs)
621
00:25:04,903 --> 00:25:06,804
I'm a grandma.
622
00:25:06,805 --> 00:25:07,938
Really?
623
00:25:07,939 --> 00:25:09,306
No!
624
00:25:09,307 --> 00:25:11,709
She doesn't look it.
625
00:25:11,710 --> 00:25:14,345
MATT:
A couple of years
on the possession.
626
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,946
Five to ten for the assault.
627
00:25:15,947 --> 00:25:18,182
Now, I'm gonna be
honest with you, Dylan.
628
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:19,984
You're looking at
some serious time.
629
00:25:19,985 --> 00:25:21,452
Ma-Make it go away.
630
00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:23,721
Yeah. That's how it works.
631
00:25:23,722 --> 00:25:24,989
(clears throat)
632
00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:27,424
Now the, uh... the gun
you pointed at the happy
633
00:25:27,425 --> 00:25:29,894
couple-- was
it loaded?
634
00:25:29,895 --> 00:25:32,229
What if I plead guilty?
635
00:25:32,230 --> 00:25:35,065
For starters, no bail.
636
00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:36,333
Oh.
637
00:25:36,334 --> 00:25:37,534
(sniffles)
638
00:25:37,535 --> 00:25:40,237
How's the withdrawal going?
639
00:25:40,238 --> 00:25:41,438
Not guilty.
640
00:25:41,439 --> 00:25:42,907
That's-That's my plea.
641
00:25:42,908 --> 00:25:44,408
Okay.
642
00:25:44,409 --> 00:25:47,444
The, uh... the arraignment is
scheduled for tomorrow morning.
643
00:25:47,445 --> 00:25:48,646
Huh? Oh, no way.
644
00:25:48,647 --> 00:25:50,347
I'm not gonna spend
another night in here.
645
00:25:50,348 --> 00:25:51,815
48 hours.
646
00:25:51,816 --> 00:25:54,351
They're under the wire
legally, so it's backed up.
647
00:25:54,352 --> 00:25:55,786
I'm sorry.
648
00:25:55,787 --> 00:25:57,922
No, you're not.
649
00:25:57,923 --> 00:25:59,456
(clears throat)
650
00:25:59,457 --> 00:26:02,259
By the way, if I get you bail,
we're going straight to a rehab
651
00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:03,594
center, okay?
652
00:26:03,595 --> 00:26:04,728
Yeah, fine. Whatever.
Did you get Gina in here?
653
00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:06,030
Yeah, it
wasn't easy,
654
00:26:06,031 --> 00:26:07,097
so make it quick.
655
00:26:07,098 --> 00:26:09,099
(buzzer sounds)
656
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:10,701
Hey.
657
00:26:10,702 --> 00:26:13,504
Oh, yeah. Oh.
658
00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:15,439
(sighs)
659
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:19,109
Um, there's a... there's-there's
this can of tennis balls in a...
660
00:26:19,110 --> 00:26:21,378
in a laundry bag
in the bottom of my closet.
661
00:26:21,379 --> 00:26:23,580
What? Wait. I don't understand
what you're talking about.
662
00:26:23,581 --> 00:26:28,419
Inside is, um, a little balloon,
and I need you...
663
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,020
I'm not doing
that for you.
Gine.
I'm not doing
that for you.
Gine.
664
00:26:30,021 --> 00:26:32,256
Gina, you just got to help me
though this,
665
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:35,592
and I-I promise you, no more.
666
00:26:35,593 --> 00:26:37,896
You're such a liar.
667
00:26:39,998 --> 00:26:42,033
I'm not gonna make it in here.
668
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:50,942
I can't.
669
00:27:03,421 --> 00:27:05,589
STEVE:
Judge,
670
00:27:05,590 --> 00:27:08,392
it's a sad, sad
lonely world.
671
00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:10,260
Make it fast, Mr. Sanders.
672
00:27:10,261 --> 00:27:11,462
It's a world of
missed opportunities,
673
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:15,666
moments lost,
happiness unattained.
674
00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:19,603
Do I have the solution,
the answer to these problems?
675
00:27:19,604 --> 00:27:22,039
No.
676
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:25,943
But in my own small, confident,
completely foolproof way,
677
00:27:25,944 --> 00:27:28,412
I've managed
to pass along a little
678
00:27:28,413 --> 00:27:31,081
genius that might brighten
the lives
679
00:27:31,082 --> 00:27:33,684
of a few men and lucky women.
680
00:27:33,685 --> 00:27:35,953
(scoffing)
STEVE:
Now, if bringing
681
00:27:35,954 --> 00:27:38,922
that kind of happiness
into the world is a crime,
682
00:27:38,923 --> 00:27:41,959
well, then, I'm guilty.
683
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,162
On that note...
684
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:46,397
here's my judgment.
685
00:27:46,398 --> 00:27:47,631
Maybe the plaintiffs
686
00:27:47,632 --> 00:27:50,034
did the technique right,
maybe they didn't.
687
00:27:50,035 --> 00:27:52,269
Mr. Silver's efforts seemed
688
00:27:52,270 --> 00:27:53,537
to have garnered
some success.
689
00:27:53,538 --> 00:27:56,407
He leaves here today
the proud winner
690
00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:59,410
of a deeply flawed relationship.
691
00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:00,545
Regarding your other students,
692
00:28:00,812 --> 00:28:03,747
I find there was
a bona fide guarantee in effect.
693
00:28:03,748 --> 00:28:07,651
I find in favor
of the plaintiffs for $5,000.
694
00:28:07,652 --> 00:28:10,588
(cheering and applause)
695
00:28:15,326 --> 00:28:17,127
NOAH:
Yes, the bedroom is ours.
696
00:28:17,128 --> 00:28:18,462
Uh, uh!
697
00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:19,696
That's my parents' room.
698
00:28:19,697 --> 00:28:21,098
So?
699
00:28:21,099 --> 00:28:23,167
So, inside's my parents' bed.
700
00:28:23,168 --> 00:28:25,069
Yeah?
701
00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:27,237
They sleep in that bed.
702
00:28:27,238 --> 00:28:29,173
Right.
703
00:28:29,174 --> 00:28:31,241
And they... Ew!
704
00:28:31,242 --> 00:28:32,142
Too weird.
705
00:28:32,143 --> 00:28:35,179
No problem.
706
00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:36,513
Right in here.
Oh, no, no, no!
707
00:28:36,514 --> 00:28:38,348
Why?
708
00:28:38,349 --> 00:28:40,250
Mm. That's my old room
709
00:28:40,251 --> 00:28:41,685
and...
710
00:28:41,686 --> 00:28:43,187
Mr. Honeytum's in there.
711
00:28:43,188 --> 00:28:44,321
Mr. Honeytum?
712
00:28:44,322 --> 00:28:45,989
Yeah, my teddy bear.
713
00:28:45,990 --> 00:28:48,158
He'd be watching us.
714
00:28:48,159 --> 00:28:50,027
I don't think
he'll mind in this case.
715
00:28:50,028 --> 00:28:52,329
Oh, I think he would.
716
00:28:52,330 --> 00:28:54,298
I mean, I couldn't...
717
00:28:54,299 --> 00:28:58,168
Okay. Is there anywhere
in here we can?
718
00:28:58,169 --> 00:28:59,636
Um... yeah.
719
00:28:59,637 --> 00:29:01,138
Right here in
this hallway.
720
00:29:01,139 --> 00:29:02,372
No memories here.
721
00:29:02,373 --> 00:29:03,941
I say we make some then.
722
00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:05,275
Mmm. All right.
(laughs)
723
00:29:05,276 --> 00:29:06,176
DONNA:
Mmm!
(beeping)
724
00:29:06,177 --> 00:29:08,112
(gasps)
725
00:29:08,113 --> 00:29:09,213
Oh, no!
726
00:29:09,214 --> 00:29:11,115
Oh, God.
727
00:29:11,116 --> 00:29:14,051
KELLY:
So, it was senior year
in high school,
728
00:29:14,052 --> 00:29:15,886
and we were supposed to
be dissecting starfish...
729
00:29:15,887 --> 00:29:16,987
Mm-hmm.
730
00:29:16,988 --> 00:29:18,489
...and the night
before, Dylan broke in
731
00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:19,857
and freed them all.
732
00:29:19,858 --> 00:29:21,792
He took them back
to the tide pools.
733
00:29:21,793 --> 00:29:23,594
Oh. Mm. So you're telling me,
734
00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:25,362
when he holds a couple
at gunpoint,
735
00:29:25,363 --> 00:29:27,531
his heart's in the right place?
736
00:29:27,532 --> 00:29:30,267
He left town the day
after his wife was buried.
737
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:31,768
He's had zero closure.
738
00:29:31,769 --> 00:29:34,138
When can I talk to him?
739
00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:36,406
Uh, I'm working
as quickly as I can.
740
00:29:36,407 --> 00:29:38,375
Just let me do that, okay?
741
00:29:38,376 --> 00:29:40,244
All right. I know.
I'm just worried.
742
00:29:40,245 --> 00:29:43,213
I... I don't know
what's going on.
743
00:29:43,214 --> 00:29:45,382
Well, he's gonna be out
on bail tomorrow.
744
00:29:45,383 --> 00:29:46,550
Okay, that's
the legal update.
745
00:29:46,551 --> 00:29:48,152
Now, what's really
going on with him?
746
00:29:48,153 --> 00:29:49,520
I don't know, Kelly.
747
00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:51,523
He's your friend.
748
00:29:52,590 --> 00:29:54,191
(scoffs)
I'll say it one more time.
749
00:29:54,192 --> 00:29:56,393
There's nothing going on
between me and Dylan.
750
00:29:56,394 --> 00:29:58,529
I know. I know. I know. I know.
751
00:29:58,530 --> 00:29:59,730
Then why, every time
I bring him up,
752
00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:00,931
you get all weird?
753
00:30:00,932 --> 00:30:02,233
No, I don't.
754
00:30:02,433 --> 00:30:06,436
All right, if it's not about
Dylan, then it's about us.
755
00:30:06,437 --> 00:30:09,173
I just sort of feel like
we keep missing each other.
756
00:30:09,174 --> 00:30:12,109
What are you...
What are you talking about? How?
757
00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:13,377
I, um,
758
00:30:13,378 --> 00:30:15,245
asked you to go away
for the weekend,
759
00:30:15,246 --> 00:30:16,613
and you backed down.
760
00:30:16,614 --> 00:30:20,284
Oh. Kelly, if I could take you
away for a month, I would do it.
761
00:30:20,285 --> 00:30:21,618
I'd do it in a heartbeat.
762
00:30:21,619 --> 00:30:23,921
It's just that,
763
00:30:23,922 --> 00:30:25,890
well, money's a little tight
right now.
764
00:30:28,793 --> 00:30:31,395
I'm sorry. I...
I didn't think...
765
00:30:31,396 --> 00:30:33,096
Oh.
I just
don't know
766
00:30:33,097 --> 00:30:35,065
where our relationship is
right now.
767
00:30:35,066 --> 00:30:37,801
Well, that's funny, because
I think it's going great.
768
00:30:37,802 --> 00:30:39,603
So we're more
than just friends?
769
00:30:39,604 --> 00:30:41,104
What are you talking about?
770
00:30:41,105 --> 00:30:42,806
Friends.
771
00:30:42,807 --> 00:30:46,109
That's what you told
the guinea pig guy.
772
00:30:46,110 --> 00:30:47,511
(laughs)
773
00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:50,280
The guinea pig guy.
Right, right, right.
774
00:30:50,281 --> 00:30:52,883
I get it. I get it.
775
00:30:52,884 --> 00:30:54,218
Hmm.
776
00:30:54,219 --> 00:30:56,221
Where are you going?
777
00:31:00,625 --> 00:31:02,727
Matt, what are
you doing?
778
00:31:04,762 --> 00:31:06,163
Can I have your attention, please?
779
00:31:06,164 --> 00:31:10,067
I'd like to introduce to you
my girlfriend, Kelly Taylor.
780
00:31:10,068 --> 00:31:11,235
Yes, she is amazing,
781
00:31:11,236 --> 00:31:13,170
she is beautiful,
she is wonderful,
782
00:31:13,171 --> 00:31:16,240
and she is my girlfriend.
783
00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:19,543
Yes. Here she is.
784
00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:22,246
Do you think anyone, uh,
785
00:31:22,247 --> 00:31:24,081
heard me?
I did.
786
00:31:24,082 --> 00:31:25,249
Yeah?
787
00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:27,185
Mm-hmm.
788
00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:36,026
This is the fourth
false alarm this month.
789
00:31:36,027 --> 00:31:38,328
Now, I got no choice
but to give you a fine.
790
00:31:38,329 --> 00:31:39,363
For what?
791
00:31:39,364 --> 00:31:41,398
For our timely response.
792
00:31:41,399 --> 00:31:42,866
Are we done?
DONNA:
Look, could you please
793
00:31:42,867 --> 00:31:44,601
send the bill to me
and not to my parents?
794
00:31:44,602 --> 00:31:47,170
I mean, it's my fault,
I forgot the password. Please?
795
00:31:47,171 --> 00:31:49,439
(indistinct radio transmission)
796
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,008
All right, forget about it
797
00:31:51,009 --> 00:31:51,875
this time.
798
00:31:51,876 --> 00:31:53,010
I was young
and in love once.
799
00:31:53,011 --> 00:31:54,745
Be careful, guys.
800
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:56,113
Okay.
801
00:31:56,114 --> 00:31:58,015
Thank you.
802
00:31:58,016 --> 00:31:59,951
(indistinct radio transmission)
803
00:32:01,386 --> 00:32:03,186
(touch tones sounding)
804
00:32:03,187 --> 00:32:04,254
(sighs)
805
00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:06,189
(laughs)
What? It's not funny.
806
00:32:06,190 --> 00:32:07,658
I know.
807
00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:09,226
Look, I'll take you
to dinner, okay?
808
00:32:09,227 --> 00:32:10,761
Mm-hmm.
Mmm.
809
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,696
Wait! Ooh!
(beeping)
810
00:32:12,697 --> 00:32:15,033
(sighs)
(laughing)
(sighs)
(laughing)
811
00:32:16,067 --> 00:32:17,234
Oh, no.
812
00:32:17,235 --> 00:32:19,304
(phone ringing)
813
00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:23,707
Hello?
814
00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:27,244
The arraignment is at 2:00
tomorrow.
815
00:32:27,245 --> 00:32:28,679
Oh.
816
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,747
Tomorrow sounds so far away.
817
00:32:30,748 --> 00:32:32,182
DYLAN:
Yeah, I know.
818
00:32:32,183 --> 00:32:34,151
Gina...
819
00:32:34,152 --> 00:32:36,153
I need something from you.
820
00:32:36,154 --> 00:32:38,588
I know. Drugs.
821
00:32:38,589 --> 00:32:41,992
I'll go into rehab tomorrow,
and I can go in there
822
00:32:41,993 --> 00:32:44,261
puking my guts out,
doubled over,
823
00:32:44,262 --> 00:32:48,065
or I can walk into that clinic
and make a choice to get well.
824
00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:50,233
Dylan, I already told you,
the answer is no.
825
00:32:50,234 --> 00:32:52,703
Well, then, you better get ready
to come to my funeral then,
826
00:32:52,704 --> 00:32:54,104
'cause I'm not gonna make it.
827
00:32:54,105 --> 00:32:56,006
Please don't say that.
828
00:32:56,007 --> 00:32:58,475
We could be great together,
you and me.
829
00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:00,677
All right. Time's up.
830
00:33:00,678 --> 00:33:02,679
(sighs)
831
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,881
I only get one phone call.
832
00:33:04,882 --> 00:33:07,051
Don't make me think
this was wasted.
833
00:33:11,356 --> 00:33:13,690
(dial tone hums)
834
00:33:13,691 --> 00:33:15,860
(phone beeps off)
835
00:33:28,706 --> 00:33:30,173
Too bad we forgot
our swimsuits, huh?
836
00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:32,109
Oh, yeah, real tragedy.
837
00:33:32,110 --> 00:33:33,611
(chuckling)
838
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,180
Don't you two
ever answer the phone?
839
00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:40,117
Hey.
840
00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:43,153
Um, we, uh, just...
841
00:33:43,154 --> 00:33:44,154
turned the ringer off.
842
00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:45,789
Or your doorbell?
843
00:33:45,790 --> 00:33:48,058
What's all that stuff?
844
00:33:48,059 --> 00:33:51,161
Your suburban backyard barbecue, remember?
845
00:33:51,162 --> 00:33:52,162
It's a beautiful day.
846
00:33:52,163 --> 00:33:53,997
Hmm.
Yep.
847
00:33:53,998 --> 00:33:55,098
Perfect.
848
00:33:55,099 --> 00:33:56,666
(Donna and Noah laughing)
849
00:33:56,667 --> 00:33:58,335
I brought the onion dip.
850
00:33:58,336 --> 00:33:59,803
Are you guys naked?
851
00:33:59,804 --> 00:34:01,105
(chuckles)
Towel, please.
852
00:34:03,307 --> 00:34:06,110
(both laughing)
853
00:34:11,082 --> 00:34:12,716
Uh, where-where's Gina?
854
00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:14,184
You're welcome.
855
00:34:14,185 --> 00:34:15,419
Hey, they just read
the charges today.
856
00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:17,020
If you get them dropped,
I'll thank you.
857
00:34:17,021 --> 00:34:18,321
Have you seen any sign of her?
858
00:34:18,322 --> 00:34:19,489
Look, Dylan,
this rehab center,
859
00:34:19,490 --> 00:34:21,425
they can't take you
until after 6:00 pm, so...
860
00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:23,293
Are you hearing me?
'Cause I'm looking for Gina.
861
00:34:23,294 --> 00:34:25,028
I don't know. The fact
that she's not out here
862
00:34:25,029 --> 00:34:26,830
with open arms singing
"Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah"
863
00:34:26,831 --> 00:34:28,031
is beyond me.
Okay,
864
00:34:28,032 --> 00:34:30,133
why don't you just give
me a ride home, then?
865
00:34:30,134 --> 00:34:31,835
Thought we'd go
to a party.
You're cute,
Thought we'd go
to a party.
You're cute,
866
00:34:31,836 --> 00:34:32,970
but I'm not in
the mood.
867
00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:35,138
Come on, your friends
are gonna be there.
Gina?
868
00:34:35,139 --> 00:34:37,107
You could tell 'em
what you been doing.
869
00:34:37,108 --> 00:34:39,109
What, humiliation?
Nice tactic.
870
00:34:39,110 --> 00:34:40,577
No, I think
it'll be good for you.
871
00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:41,812
You can use
their support.
872
00:34:41,813 --> 00:34:42,979
I can use their
support?
873
00:34:42,980 --> 00:34:43,980
You know I could
do anything.
874
00:34:43,981 --> 00:34:45,282
Do you really think
that if I--
875
00:34:45,283 --> 00:34:46,917
if I want to get
high that you
876
00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:48,351
or anybody who is there
could stop me?
877
00:34:48,352 --> 00:34:50,253
You know how many possession
cases I've handled?
878
00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:52,022
Jail time, no jail time--
addicts go south.
879
00:34:52,023 --> 00:34:54,491
And that's what you are,
Dylan, an addict.
880
00:34:54,492 --> 00:34:55,926
Might think
you're different
881
00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:57,194
'cause you got a few bucks
in your pocket.
882
00:34:57,195 --> 00:34:58,228
Well, you're wrong.
883
00:34:58,229 --> 00:35:01,064
You are weak and you will
end up in jail again.
884
00:35:01,065 --> 00:35:02,999
Thanks. I'm scared straight now.
885
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,267
Yeah, well, maybe
you'll get lucky.
886
00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:05,837
Maybe you get one bad batch
and you're dead.
887
00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:13,109
You know what?
I'll find you another lawyer.
888
00:35:13,110 --> 00:35:15,111
Just, do we--
do we gotta go right--
889
00:35:15,112 --> 00:35:16,613
over right now?
890
00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:18,516
Yeah, we do.
891
00:35:21,152 --> 00:35:22,752
So, David...
892
00:35:22,753 --> 00:35:24,120
Yes?
893
00:35:24,121 --> 00:35:25,856
We hear that you're
seeing someone new.
894
00:35:25,857 --> 00:35:27,391
Really? Who said that?
895
00:35:28,993 --> 00:35:31,628
Oh, just-just spreading
the good news.
896
00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:32,629
So, when do we
897
00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:33,463
get to meet her?
898
00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:34,931
I don't know.
899
00:35:34,932 --> 00:35:36,967
We decided to take things slow.
900
00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,802
Wow, David, I'm impressed.
901
00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:39,903
Mm-hmm.
902
00:35:39,904 --> 00:35:41,305
Don't be.
903
00:35:46,143 --> 00:35:48,111
Forgot the salsa.
904
00:35:48,112 --> 00:35:50,248
I'll get it.
905
00:35:51,182 --> 00:35:52,883
KELLY: Hi.
906
00:35:52,884 --> 00:35:54,050
Dylan, I'm glad
to see you.
907
00:35:54,051 --> 00:35:55,953
Me, too.
908
00:35:57,054 --> 00:35:58,989
Hey, you okay?
Yeah, I'm okay.
909
00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:00,824
Uh, where's the closest
bathroom, Don?
910
00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:01,892
Uh, pool house.
911
00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:02,993
It's right...
912
00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:04,462
Fine.
913
00:36:06,697 --> 00:36:08,632
Hey, man.
914
00:36:08,633 --> 00:36:10,934
Whoa.
915
00:36:10,935 --> 00:36:13,003
Wow, he doesn't look
so good.
916
00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:15,005
Is he sick?
Uh, yeah.
Is he sick?
Uh, yeah.
917
00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,139
A little bit.
918
00:36:16,140 --> 00:36:17,841
Maybe he should
go home.
919
00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:19,442
No, he's gonna be okay.
920
00:36:19,443 --> 00:36:22,012
Hey, Matt.
921
00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:24,014
Dude, you are the man
922
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,315
of the hour!
923
00:36:25,316 --> 00:36:26,816
Judge Mary went great.
924
00:36:26,817 --> 00:36:27,784
It was my proudest
moment.
925
00:36:27,785 --> 00:36:28,952
Don't listen to him, Matt.
926
00:36:28,953 --> 00:36:30,221
She ripped him to shreds.
927
00:36:30,888 --> 00:36:32,088
Take it you lost?
928
00:36:32,089 --> 00:36:33,490
Please.
929
00:36:33,491 --> 00:36:35,592
There's no such thing as bad
publicity and the show pays.
930
00:36:35,593 --> 00:36:37,027
So I'm covered for
my five grand.
931
00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:39,095
Plus, I get to be on TV
932
00:36:39,096 --> 00:36:41,164
in less
than five minutes.
933
00:36:41,165 --> 00:36:43,100
(laughing)
934
00:36:45,069 --> 00:36:46,870
Oh, goody, you're here.
935
00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:48,305
He's in the pool house.
936
00:36:48,306 --> 00:36:49,339
Thanks.
937
00:36:49,340 --> 00:36:50,942
You want to fill me in?
938
00:36:51,943 --> 00:36:53,477
No.
939
00:36:55,446 --> 00:36:57,881
Kelly, come on.
940
00:36:57,882 --> 00:36:59,482
You're gonna miss it.
941
00:36:59,483 --> 00:37:01,184
ANNOUNCER (on TV):
You are about to enter
the courtroom
942
00:37:01,185 --> 00:37:02,686
of Judge Mary Addison.
943
00:37:02,687 --> 00:37:04,054
The people are real,
944
00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:06,356
the cases are real,
the rulings are final.
945
00:37:06,357 --> 00:37:07,390
This is her courtroom.
946
00:37:07,391 --> 00:37:08,926
This is Judge Mary.
947
00:37:09,927 --> 00:37:12,162
These plaintiffs took a seminar
948
00:37:12,163 --> 00:37:14,731
from this man on how
to seduce women.
949
00:37:14,732 --> 00:37:16,032
Professor Steve Sanders.
950
00:37:16,033 --> 00:37:17,200
They say the technique
didn't work,
951
00:37:17,201 --> 00:37:19,102
and now they want
their money back.
952
00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:20,971
He says they didn't
follow instructions
953
00:37:20,972 --> 00:37:24,308
and he owes them nothing.
954
00:37:27,111 --> 00:37:28,212
(coughing)
955
00:37:30,881 --> 00:37:32,950
(groans)
956
00:37:34,051 --> 00:37:36,487
Hey.
957
00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:42,258
(breathing heavily)
958
00:37:42,259 --> 00:37:44,728
I, uh, I can't really get
my breath right now.
959
00:37:44,729 --> 00:37:46,763
Just tell everybody
I'll be out in-in a minute.
960
00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:48,398
And-and I got something
I want to say to 'em.
961
00:37:48,399 --> 00:37:50,433
I went by the house.
962
00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:53,304
I did what you wanted.
963
00:38:15,526 --> 00:38:17,461
I hate you.
964
00:38:18,829 --> 00:38:20,865
I really hate you.
965
00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:23,199
(sighs)
966
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,135
Damn it, Gina.
967
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:28,104
She was making ice tea
last time I saw her.
968
00:38:28,105 --> 00:38:30,740
Before they took her
to the hospital.
969
00:38:30,741 --> 00:38:33,109
(chuckling)
970
00:38:33,110 --> 00:38:35,145
Before I went to the orphanage.
971
00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:37,214
You poor thing. Come here.
972
00:38:40,818 --> 00:38:42,385
Oh.
973
00:38:42,386 --> 00:38:43,653
So, this is your famous
technique?
974
00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:45,255
Yes.
975
00:38:45,256 --> 00:38:47,357
And it's available for 29.95.
976
00:38:47,358 --> 00:38:49,526
JUDGE:
Stop the tape!
977
00:38:49,527 --> 00:38:53,129
Mr. Sanders, do not hawk
your wares in my courtroom.
978
00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:54,297
I am not one of your pigeons.
979
00:38:54,298 --> 00:38:56,466
Would you look at me make
television history.
980
00:38:56,467 --> 00:38:58,435
I don't need to see this.
981
00:38:58,436 --> 00:39:00,637
Young lady, young lady
at the back. Hello, yes.
982
00:39:00,638 --> 00:39:02,572
Aren't you the woman
on the tape?
983
00:39:02,573 --> 00:39:04,575
Yes.
984
00:39:05,876 --> 00:39:08,178
JUDGE:
Name?
985
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:09,613
JANET:
It's, uh, Janet.
986
00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,849
Gertrude, hey. What are you
987
00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:14,250
doing here?
Hi, Janet.
doing here?
Hi, Janet.
988
00:39:14,251 --> 00:39:16,186
Hey! So my directions
were okay?
989
00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:17,454
No problem.
Oh, good.
990
00:39:17,455 --> 00:39:19,322
I hope it's okay
that I came around the back.
991
00:39:19,323 --> 00:39:20,990
Wait a second,
you two know each other?
992
00:39:20,991 --> 00:39:23,460
Janet used to volunteer
at the community center.
993
00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:25,795
Yeah, we bumped into each other
at the store today.
994
00:39:25,796 --> 00:39:27,630
I started bragging
995
00:39:27,631 --> 00:39:29,133
about this great guy
that I'm seeing.
996
00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:32,102
Small world, huh?
997
00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:33,603
Tiny.
998
00:39:33,604 --> 00:39:35,638
The kids made it.
999
00:39:35,639 --> 00:39:38,575
They loved your story
about only wearing
1000
00:39:38,576 --> 00:39:41,645
secondhand tennis shoes
at the orphanage.
1001
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,048
Gertrude, I need to talk to you.
1002
00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:46,216
STEVE:
Gertrude? Oh, the girl...
1003
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:47,617
Hi.
1004
00:39:47,618 --> 00:39:49,652
Um, oh, we're gonna eat
in a few minutes.
1005
00:39:49,653 --> 00:39:51,454
I want to-- I'm just
gonna take this out,
1006
00:39:51,455 --> 00:39:52,956
and check on the grill
real quick.
1007
00:39:52,957 --> 00:39:55,125
JUDGE:
Do you mind talking to us...
1008
00:39:55,126 --> 00:39:57,694
You know, uh, she might need
some help out there.
1009
00:39:57,695 --> 00:39:59,896
Okay, but I'd love
to meet your friends.
1010
00:39:59,897 --> 00:40:01,364
Sure.
1011
00:40:01,365 --> 00:40:03,032
Later.
1012
00:40:03,033 --> 00:40:05,001
How exactly did it work for you?
David.
1013
00:40:05,002 --> 00:40:08,037
I met this girl and-and
we started talking.
1014
00:40:08,038 --> 00:40:09,706
JUDGE:
Did you or did you not
Is that you?
1015
00:40:09,707 --> 00:40:11,741
use the techniques
1016
00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:13,543
of Mr. Sanders?
1017
00:40:13,544 --> 00:40:14,844
Yeah.
1018
00:40:14,845 --> 00:40:17,881
I-I used approach number 13.
1019
00:40:17,882 --> 00:40:19,916
Lucky 13.
1020
00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,252
The grandma approach.
1021
00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:24,420
I'm a grandma.
1022
00:40:24,421 --> 00:40:24,988
What is this?
1023
00:40:24,989 --> 00:40:26,589
It's Judge Mary.
1024
00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:27,892
JUDGE:
Would you tell me
She is tough.
1025
00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:31,094
exactly how you made it work
for you?
Why is she talking to you?
1026
00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:34,063
DAVID:
I sat down next to this girl
at the bar
1027
00:40:34,064 --> 00:40:35,899
and, uh, I told her
Everyone,
1028
00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:38,501
that her drink reminded me...
that was Gertrude.
that her drink reminded me...
that was Gertrude.
1029
00:40:38,502 --> 00:40:40,537
She just really
wanted to come.
1030
00:40:40,538 --> 00:40:42,472
Really?
Yeah.
1031
00:40:42,473 --> 00:40:45,575
Did you even try
and dissuade her?
1032
00:40:45,576 --> 00:40:47,343
Mmm...
1033
00:40:47,344 --> 00:40:48,645
no, not really, no.
1034
00:40:48,646 --> 00:40:49,914
I-I told her
1035
00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:52,916
that the last time my
grandmother made me that ice tea
1036
00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:55,518
was on a hot sunny day,
1037
00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:59,055
right before she sent me
to the orphanage.
1038
00:40:59,056 --> 00:41:01,357
You should be ashamed
of yourself.
1039
00:41:01,358 --> 00:41:03,193
Using that line
to pick up women.
1040
00:41:03,194 --> 00:41:05,128
You used that line on me.
1041
00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:06,963
DAVID:
I am, actually.
1042
00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:09,699
JUDGE:
And you're standing there now
telling me that this pathetic...
1043
00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:10,901
I know.
1044
00:41:11,969 --> 00:41:14,270
Look...
1045
00:41:14,271 --> 00:41:16,507
I really-- I like you a lot.
1046
00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:20,944
JUDGE: Order!
And I'm-I'm
really sorry.
JUDGE: Order!
And I'm-I'm
really sorry.
1047
00:41:20,945 --> 00:41:22,612
What do you say?
1048
00:41:22,613 --> 00:41:25,449
I mean, come on,
just give me another chance.
1049
00:41:26,417 --> 00:41:28,052
No.
1050
00:41:32,189 --> 00:41:34,023
Dave, Dave.
1051
00:41:34,024 --> 00:41:35,558
I think Gertie
1052
00:41:35,559 --> 00:41:36,726
really likes you.
1053
00:41:36,727 --> 00:41:38,094
She's into you,
she'll be back.
1054
00:41:38,095 --> 00:41:40,197
Trust me.
1055
00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:44,635
You aren't worth the paste
this is made with.
1056
00:41:46,237 --> 00:41:47,503
You want me to talk to her
for you?
1057
00:41:47,504 --> 00:41:48,739
(door slams)
1058
00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:50,641
No.
1059
00:41:54,478 --> 00:41:56,279
Everything's gonna be
great between us.
1060
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,814
You just...
Don't touch me.
1061
00:41:57,815 --> 00:41:58,982
Just don't touch me.
1062
00:41:58,983 --> 00:42:00,149
Don't touch me!
It's just for today.
1063
00:42:00,150 --> 00:42:01,150
Hey, what's going on?
1064
00:42:01,151 --> 00:42:02,852
I'm gonna leave.
Why?
I'm gonna leave.
Why?
1065
00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:04,020
Just ask Dylan.
Oh, don't...
1066
00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:05,788
Come on, Gina.
1067
00:42:05,789 --> 00:42:07,790
Hey, what's wrong?
(sighs)
Hey, what's wrong?
(sighs)
1068
00:42:07,791 --> 00:42:09,727
No, she's sweet on me.
Oh!
1069
00:42:19,937 --> 00:42:21,739
(grunts)
1070
00:42:22,973 --> 00:42:24,407
You wouldn't
have had Gertrude
1071
00:42:24,408 --> 00:42:26,509
if it wasn't for me,
so don't give me that.
1072
00:42:26,510 --> 00:42:28,412
I wouldn't be going straight
to hell either, Steve.
1073
00:42:29,413 --> 00:42:31,181
Donna! Hey!
1074
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,921
Dylan!
1075
00:42:37,922 --> 00:42:38,989
DAVID:
Call 9-1-1, man!
Come on!
1076
00:42:40,257 --> 00:42:42,559
Oh, my God, I'll go
call an ambulance.
1077
00:42:44,595 --> 00:42:46,764
DAVID: Noah!
1078
00:42:47,965 --> 00:42:49,032
I don't know CPR, man.
1079
00:42:49,033 --> 00:42:50,167
I-I got it!
1080
00:42:55,439 --> 00:42:57,073
Dylan, what happened?
1081
00:42:57,074 --> 00:42:58,809
Dylan!
1082
00:43:00,044 --> 00:43:02,012
We got a pulse.
1083
00:43:04,014 --> 00:43:07,016
Come on, breathe, Donna.
1084
00:43:07,017 --> 00:43:08,852
Come on.
72554
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof