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Okay,

there are gonna be tables up there and tables

all in here, right, and the buffet there

and the dance floor there...

Kel, I've got it under control.

Just relax.

The week before my wedding?

I don't think so.

The flowers, the food, the tables, the chairs--

they're all ready and waiting.

You just have

to say: "I do."

Yeah.

We still have to get the rings.

Well, you saved the best for last. Smart.

Yeah, I just want us to talk to the reverend.

You know, find the right words.

There's so many good things to say about you and Brandon,

shouldn't be hard.

No go with Dylan.

Oh, what about Brenda?

They both send their best wishes and apologies

and an invitation to hang with them

should our honeymoon drift in their direction.

Aw! Did you mention an island in the Mediterranean?

When I said we were thinking about Corsica,

they said they were already on their way.

For part of the time.

A very small part.

Aw,

you two are going to be so happy.

Yeah, we are.

(chuckles)

Hi.

I'm on my way out.

I was just, uh, looking for Brandon and Kelly.

Marital bliss is thataway.

Actually, they're in the backyard.

I just thought I'd come say good morning.

Good morning.

Good-bye.

I get it. Now that, uh, we're not a couple anymore,

I'm the enemy.

David, I've got all the friends I need.

This house is crawling with them, okay?

You look them in the eye?

You know, Val, I...

I think we're doing the right thing here.

David, you didn't do this for me.

(voice breaking): You don't even care about me, okay?

That's not true.

Really?

I mean, do you think about me?

Do you lie awake at night

dissecting every moment, wondering what it was about me,

what really sickened you?

Val, you didn't ruin this alone.

(sobbing): David, you can't imagine what I've done.

God, I'm so stupid!

I'm so stupid.

I'm so stupid!

Hey, hey, hey, wait a second.

Val, what's wrong?

(sobbing continues)

I slept with somebody else, David!

Right after you broke up with me.

That's real fast work. Congratulations, Val.

David, he didn't, he didn't mean anything to me.

I didn't even know him, okay?

(whispers): He said he's an IV drug user.

I don't know what, what you expect me to say.

I don't know, that, that I'm gonna be okay.

That it doesn't matter that he uses needles.

It probably means he doesn't share them.

That...

that he doesn't have AIDS.

Val, I think you need to get tested.

God.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ If your head keeps spinning, 'cause someone else is winning ♪

♪ And you're lost in a game of chance ♪

♪ You're moving way too fast ♪

♪ You don't need the worry ♪

♪ Slow down, hey, what's the hurry? ♪

♪ Take you're time, baby, just relax ♪

♪ And don't look back, forget about tomorrow ♪

♪ Right now is where it's at ♪

♪ And don't you know that you are right on track? ♪

♪ Your time is only borrowed, and you know wherever you are ♪

♪ Is where it's at ♪

♪ Is where it's at ♪

♪ Everyday confusion turns dreams into illusion ♪

♪ And the rats get caught in the race ♪

♪ But you can leave the cage ♪

♪ Take this minute to sit and be right in it ♪

♪ 'Cause today is a beautiful day ♪

♪ So don't look back, forget about tomorrow, right now... ♪

I'm sorry, did you really tell Johnny I was here?

He's meeting with the head of the agency.

So did you tell him or didn't you?

Ambrosia? They're ready for you now.

Thank you.

Ladies, come with me, please.

So we're going to the place

with the great herbal teas, hmm?

You like that, don't you, babe?

Oh, yeah.

Johnny, could I talk to you?

Why don't you go on ahead.

I'll meet you in the lobby.

All right.

Hey.

Uh, you know I would

have called you, but I didn't have your number.

Really? I've left several messages on your machine.

I haven't checked, but I will. We'll talk.

Do you want me to do this here?

Everybody gets rejected in this town.

Get used to it.

Really? Does everybody have a heroin addiction?

(loudly): Does everybody have unprotected sex?

"Don't worry. I'll be careful."

You weren't so careful about hiding your works!

She's nuts. Let's go.

Roll up your sleeve, Johnny! Let's have a look, huh?

Listen, we'll, uh, we'll wait for you in here.

What the hell do you want from me?

Have you been tested?

For what?

AIDS.

Listen to me.

I gave you what you wanted.

I didn't give you anything else.

Do you share needles?

No!

Never? You've never shared a needle?

I'm careful.

I'm clean.

Can you say the same?

When was the last time you were tested?

Please, I need to know!

Go to hell.

DAVID: We're putting together this wedding video.

I'll be ready in a second.

(Kelly clears throat) Are you ready for this?

Are you?

Well, what the hell?

Okay.

And we are...

rolling.

Okay, just speak from the heart.

From the heart.

We're rolling.

Go ahead.

You go first.

(clears throat)

SARAH: Well, this has been great.

Well, it doesn't have to end.

We can go blading, maybe walk on the beach.

How about a few rounds of golf, huh?

(laughs) You are a bad influence.

How about I call Brandon and Kelly?

I bet they're a little sick of wedding planning right now.

Maybe they'd take a ride up the coast with us.

I probably shouldn't.

I can't wait for my friends

to meet you at the wedding party.

They are gonna love you.

(laughs)

Everything you're suggesting sounds so terrific,

but I can't.

At least not today.

You can't or you won't?

I have an appointment with Matt.

Marriage counseling.

Matt thinks it's important.

Does he?

It's not a big deal, really.

I don't know. I think, (chuckles)

I think going to marriage counseling with your husband is,

it's a pretty big way of saying it isn't over yet.

I told you before,

I'm only going because I feel

I owe it to him to at least try it.

Does that mean you don't want to work it out with him?

I think we're past that point.

Steve,

my heart belongs to you.

Sarah, do you mean that?

Yeah, I do.

As far as I'm concerned, my marriage is over.

KELLY: I know it's tradition

for the father to walk the bride down the aisle,

but if it's all right with you, I would like you both to do it.

Well, of course it's all right with us. I'm honored

that you want to include me at all.

Dad...

I can't tell you

how much this means to me.

Now if you'll just let us pay for the wedding.

No, no, we know you guys want to help,

and we appreciate it, but it's our party.

You two are already paying for the brunch

with Brandon's parents the next morning,

so it's fine.

You're sure there's nothing more we can do?

Positive.

(chuckles)

We always wanted to do things ourselves, too,

remember, Jackie?

That was a long time ago.

Yeah, but back then, I-I felt

we could do just about anything.

Which you pretty much did.

I just wish I could, uh, do it all over again.

I know. This time you'd choose the brunette over the blonde.

No, no, no, no, no, what I'm saying

is it was the best time we ever had.

You two are gonna be so happy.

DONNA: Wait, that red light.

Are we rolling? (chuckles)

Brandon and Kelly,

Donna and I would like to wish you the best

of luck on your upcoming marriage.

To us, you two define true love.

What does that mean exactly, true love?

For me? I'd have to say security. Just knowing that

Donna and I are together, you know?

I always thought of it in terms

of doing, not being.

Yeah, that, too.

And what about the institution of marriage?

I'm not ready.

I mean, that's just me, though.

I mean, for most people, I think it's great.

And you, Donna?

Hmm?

Oh, no, not there yet.

But you guys are, so, we wish you

all the happiness in the world.

(kissing, giggling)

Have a great life.

DONNA: Are we still rolling?

Yes, we are. Huh. Yes, we are. Huh.

(chuckling)

KELLY: But this is what I want.

A silver band?

Kel, don't you think we should go for

something a little more... Showy?

Expressive of how I feel?

Brandon, that's an engagement ring.

Well, we are engaged.

Can I suggest a compromise?

Please.

It's expressive but not showy.

Nice, I like it.

It's called an eternity band.

Maybe we should decide on your ring first.

We already did, didn't we?

No, no, I know you want a band.

But, um, I mean the inscription.

The inscription?

Well, it has to say something.

Well, how about the date?

That's romantic.

Kel, I don't want to put anything in there

that we're gonna think is stupid when we look back on it.

You don't think we can come up with something timeless?

Not off the top of our heads, no.

I wasn't suggesting that.

Thanks.

We'll be back.

David, hi, Donna.

Music-wise you gotta let me know who you want

so I can hire them. Call me, please.

Miss, the tables go?

Rear lawn, by the house. Watch the sprinklers.

Here, I'll show you.

Hey.

All right, Donna, quiche samplers

from my stock brokers brunch.

They absolutely dug my food,

gave me zero stock tips.

Mmm, oh, my God!

That filling is so good.

Wait, could you replicate that with seafood?

You name the crustacean, darling, and I'm there.

Mmm!

Uh, truffle foie gras,

charred sea scallops on melba.

See, last night I was,

uh, catering a chow-down up at Paramount Studios.

Must rinse with your Chardonnay.

Mmm, this stuff is heaven.

Yeah. It costs more than the green fees there, too.

Okay, deal. My friends deserve the best.

Good. Now let me introduce you

to the main profit center--

Jacob Wallenfel's wedding cake.

Mmm! Oh, my God, it's so good.

(laughs) A snack's a snack, if you ask me.

I see we've got a graduate from the Cordon Bleu.

I'm just suggesting we don't spend

all the newlyweds' cash, okay?

Sure.

Come on. You only get married once.

Check the divorce rate lately?

What? What-What are you saying?

A marriage contract is just a piece of paper?

That it means nothing?

Two people should be together 'cause they want to be,

not because of some vows.

Oh, so what-what's a wedding?

Just some exercise in smiling?

Given the pressures from friends and family? Yeah.

And what do you think?

The bride and the groom's having a good time.

Wait. Are you telling me

that you're actually opposed to weddings?

No, I dig weddings. It's marriage I have a problem with.

I mean, if someone says they love you,

that should be enough.

Okay.

Donna, look out!

JACOB: Ah.

(Donna groans)

NOAH: Donna!

Hey. Are you okay?

Yeah. I'm fine.

Ah. It's nothing.

(sighs)

STEVE: Hey.

Let me just see something here.

Hey, hey, hey, okay! Okay!

You've been pacing for the last 15 minutes.

You're checking your own watch every three seconds,

and now you're checking mine?

You're a wreck.

Well, you would be, too.

Come on! She's with him.

This must be the continuing saga of Sarah.

She went to marriage counseling with her husband.

She said she'd call me when she finished at a quarter to 7:00.

Oh, look. It's five after, and no call.

Is he her husband or her ex-husband? I'm confused.

All I know is that he's this good-looking guy

who's big enough to scare the balls off a pool table.

You've met? No. I'm just imagining, though.

Apparently.

Steve, it's been 20 minutes.

She could be stuck in traffic.

She could be stuck

at the office.

She could be getting her nails done

at one of Los Angeles's more unhygienic salons.

No, no. This means it all went well.

That her counseling worked wonders.

And now they're back at her house

tearing each others clothes off,

knocking over furniture, waking up the neighbors.

She's a screamer!

Have you ever considered Ritalin?

That's for hyperactive kids. How dare you.

(sighs) 20 minutes.

So when am I allowed to officially panic?

When she calls 24 minutes, 32 minutes late? Huh?

(phone ringing)

Careful.

Women can smell fear.

Okay.

Hello?

Oh, Sarah. Hi.

Gosh, is it a quarter to 7:00 already?

I'm not wearing my watch.

Talked to your mom, huh?

Well, uh, how did your session go?

Fine, huh?

Fine good?

Fine bad?

Yeah. Yeah, I want to see you tomorrow night.

Of course. Well, look, why don't we

talk again in the morning, all right?

Okay.

Good night.

(sighs)

I was never really nervous.

Oh, no, no, not you.

You are one cool customer.

(sighs)

(laughs)

And you believe him?

(sighs)

He said he's clean.

Yeah, well, addicts are known for their honesty.

It's done, David, okay? I can't undo it.

Well, I called the clinic.

You what?

They said that the virus could show up

in your blood by now.

Or it could wait six months.

David, even if the test comes back negative,

I'm not gonna

know for sure.

Oh, so you called a doctor?

You are scared.

Scared of what?

Nothing.

What's going on?

You've been acting weird all week.

Look, I didn't ask for a performance review,

okay?

You want to know what David and I were talking about?

How short life is. Isn't that right, David?

Yeah, something like that.

I figure you shouldn't waste your time worrying about it.

I couldn't agree more.

Well, David says you should

take your vitamins,

have at least eight hours of sleep,

and wait for the cross signal, right?

You know, Val, as soon as you want

to have an adult conversation about this, just let me know.

You know what I want to do?

I want to get out of here. What do you say, hmm?

I could use a break from the wedding festivities, yeah.

VALERIE: Okay. We'll go

to Silverlake, we'll dance, we'll ring up a huge tab.

I'm buying, all right?

Not tonight, though.

Tomorrow night.

I'll call Donna.

What do you say, man?

Come on. She wants to go out.

No. You know what?

Uh, she needs to do something for me first.

NOAH: Oh.

I'm gonna throw you the bouquet.

And if I catch the bouquet,

I don't know who will be more horrified--

me or Noah.

Oh, stop.

You guys wouldn't have stuck together

through everything if you hadn't been serious.

Well, it's not the staying together part that's the issue.

It's the till death do us part business

that gets stuck in his throat.

I mean, it's not like

I'm ready for marriage.

And it's not as if we're like you and Brandon, but...

Does Noah snore?

What?

Brandon snores, and I never really thought about it before,

but now I can't stop thinking about it.

And this is a problem? No. And this is a problem? No.

No, it isn't.

Not even if it's until death do us part.

Oh, pretty girl.

Hey, hop to.

The deadline's coming fast and furious.

Ooh, don't I know it.

I was

talking about your editorial.

Right. So was I.

JANET: Mm-hmm.

Okay, pick an obituary.

Any obituary.

Hey, what's up? Can I play?

Fine.

Uh...

Milford Duhaven.

What does it say?

"Noted industrialist

better known for his invention of the Swedish pe..."

Well, this is what you should see. It says "survived

"by his wife of

38 years."

Now pick another one.

Leonard Omega.

"Survived by his wife of 28 years."

JANET: See?

That's what counts.

It's not what they did with their lives,

but who they built their lives with.

STEVE: How come the guys

always die? What?

Well, the women-- they live on,

but the guys drop like flies.

Why is that?

I think you're missing the point, Steve. I think

what she's trying to say is

that these men led very full lives,

both professionally and personally.

Right.

What?

Oh!

(laughs)

Couldn't stay away from me, could you?

I have to warn you-- I have that effect on women.

Don't worry. I'm wearing my protective Steve gear. Don't worry. I'm wearing my protective Steve gear.

Very funny.

I can't make it tonight.

Oh, that's impossible.

You see, my doctor said it's not good for my health

to go too long without seeing you,

and frankly, I'm feeling a little sick.

Cute.

A friend of mine, Kim, is going through a bad breakup,

and she needs a friendly shoulder.

Doesn't she have any other friends?

I mean, honestly, Sarah,

I'm feeling a little vulnerable here myself.

I can see you tomorrow...

if you're free.

Okay. Deal.

(laughs)

I'm really sorry about this,

but tomorrow night, rain or shine.

I'm gonna hold you to that.

Bye.

Hey.

You alone?

For now.

Should get tested.

Yeah, I-I thought about spending my evening

at some skanky clinic, and...

and then I saw this-this band that I love is playing

at the Circle Bar so...

You look like hell.

Were you out all night?

Yeah, I saw a friend of mine.

Went to a couple parties,

and, uh, a-about ten of us went up to Griffith Park

and-and watched the sun rise.

It was... It was great. Yeah.

You know what, Val? I-I care about you.

I want you to live a long time.

The only way you're going to do that is by staying healthy.

If you're not... I, uh... I am.

I-I-I am.

The sooner you deal with it, the better.

Better for who?

You?

What, you need documentation

before you can touch me again? No, Val. (sighs)

0We were way over before you slept with the photographer.

I needed you.

I'm here.

To love me.

Not feel sorry for me.

(door opening)

Let's get out of here, okay? Let's go grab

something to eat. We can talk.

Donna's not going to make it.

You coming to the show?

No, you know what, it's not a good night for me.

Um...

you should make other plans.

What do you want to do?

Dan's covering the bar.

Let's go.

(door opening)

BRANDON: I thought we were going to go get a beer,

maybe shoot some pool.

We'll get there, okay?

I just want to be sure.

One of my last nights as a single man.

I'm spending it parking with you. Go figure.

It beats the hell out of shopping

for china patterns, don't you think?

You know, I don't know, Steve.

Stalking, china, stalking, china.

It's a pretty difficult choice.

I just want to be sure

she's not with her husband, all right?

That's what this is about.

Her being with someone else.

"I see," said the blind man.

I'm going crazy over this girl.

Steve, the thrill of the chase

is a very powerful thing.

Someone else in the mix,

that just adds to the... the thrill.

I mean, where's your competitive spirit?

She sees me the way I always wanted to be, Bran.

In her eyes, there's nothing I can't do.

And with her by my side, she's right.

Duck.

All right, that is definitely not her husband.

Can we go now?

Not yet.

STEVE: Okay.

(sighs) Everything's okay.

Now?

All right, let's go.

(engine starting)

arrive, champagne is served.

Check.

Bar opens five minutes later.

Check. Hot and cold hors d'oeuvres begin circulating. Check. Hot and cold hors d'oeuvres begin circulating.

Check, check.

And then we start cooking the entrée.

Check. And, uh, 40 minutes later, the guests are seated. Check. And, uh, 40 minutes later, the guests are seated.

Oh, and there's one other thing we haven't discussed yet.

Yeah, what's that? Oh.

You, um, saved my life.

(phone ringing)

Jacob.

No, no, I'm not going to pay it.

There is no such thing as extra virgin olive oil, all right?

Fine, fine, quit, then.

Well, you're worthless anyway. Bye.

Uh, my, uh, mother.

(laughs)

Look, I'm-I'm serious.

You saved my life, Jacob.

Yeah, you know, I've actually, uh,

been rethinking those appetizers.

Come on, remember the truck?

You saved me from being crushed by it?

I don't know.

I just... I'd like to express my gratitude somehow.

Good. Yeah, I'll, uh...

I'll take the Empire State Building.

Yeah, have it here by Monday.

Hmm. Second choice?

(both laugh)

Uh...

What, you... you really mean it?

Well, within my meager power.

Yes.

Huh. Um...

Okay.

(chuckles) Okay.

I want a date with you.

So, this is the place, huh?

Yeah.

You sure you want to do this?

I had a good time last night.

You did, huh?

Come on.

I've got a better idea.

Come on.

Now, that's a view.

Look at all those poor suckers down there.

Trying to get picked by the bouncer.

(laughs)

They'll get in, meet somebody,

take them home and actually pretend

like it meant something.

I was never into that,

you know?

Yeah, well, you're lucky.

Don't get me wrong, I like bars.

I own one.

I remember when I was 16 years old,

my friends and I used to go

to this dive bar called Casey's.

And when we couldn't get in,

we'd climb to the rooftop of a nearby factory.

Kind of like this.

Yeah?

Well, I can do better, all right?

Hold this.

Hey, come on, sit down.

See, when I was 16, I used to play truth or dare.

Had a lot of stuff

I didn't want to talk about, so...

I always took the dare.

Who said it was your turn?

Okay, you want to go?

All right.

What was the scariest thing that's ever happened to you?

0Huh? Or would you rather hear the dare?

Huh? Look, I saw a girl die right in front of me.

Come down. I don't want to see it happen again.

That was Beth, right?

What was that like? It was like

watching the world end in slow motion. Get down here.

Okay.

Well, that was a car wreck.

Imagine what a...

what a really slow death would be like,

you know?

Like, uh...

like from cancer or something.

I thought you said you wanted to have a good time tonight.

I am. I'm letting loose.

This is great.

Not that I... not that I'd recommend it.

Just give me your hand.

Letting loose, you know.

I did that once.

Told David everything.

It was a big mistake.

Huge. Never do that, okay?

Well, come down here.

Sit down, and we'll talk about it.

You know what, you're so protective.

Just like David.

Except I don't make you sick.

(screams)

God, I was okay, I was fine!

You're bleeding.

Oh, my God. It's a brush burn.

Let me see it. No, don't touch me.

Just leave me alone.

What's wrong with you?

Nothing-- I just want to go home.

And I know we haven't been terribly observant,

but we would like the ceremony

to have a spiritual quality.

Of course.

Yeah, and we'd like it to be personal,

you know, to be about us.

I couldn't agree with you more.

And to the extent that I can add a personal touch,

uh, it would help if you would answer a few questions.

Sure.

What do you two do?

Uh, I work at a newspaper,

and Kelly works at a street clinic.

Oh.

Interesting work. Mm-hmm. Interesting work. Mm-hmm.

Uh, why don't you sit down?

Have you talked about having children?

Yeah, yeah, we want children

when the time is right.

What made you decide to get married?

What do you mean? The occasion.

Was it romantic, spontaneous

or carefully planned?

It was...

so romantic. Well, we were just fighting one minute and... so romantic. Well, we were just fighting one minute and...

It was, um, just right.

Yeah, it was... it was just right.

I find, that in addition to my words,

the most personal of services very often include vows

written by the couple themselves.

I think we're getting a little too personal.

No, no, I think that sounds nice.

REVEREND MITCHELL: You're a writer.

The words should come easily to you.

Let's give it a try.

Val.

Hey, Val, I brought your purse.

VALERIE: What?

I-I said I brought your purse.

You mind telling me

what you're doing here?

Yeah, I just dropped...

What, are you swooping in now? Swooping in?

Yeah, you know exactly what I mean.

You're kidding me. What, you mess things up

with Donna, so now you got to use Valerie

as some little backup plan or something?

Huh? Man, stop pushing me.

Guys, guys, guys!

Stop it, all right?

David, you got to stop protecting me, okay?

Wait a second, what happened to you? Nothing. Wait a second, what happened to you? Nothing.

Nothing-- just...

just go.

Please.

Look, you left your purse last night.

Listen, Val.

You know, about the ledge...

Noah...

I think it's best if... if you go, too.

All right.

Last night was the best thing I could have done.

Oh, the surveillance?

Yep. Right. Yep. Right.

Now I trust Sarah completely.

This is about her being with another guy, isn't it?

Well, yeah, but that's not all, Bran.

I can't help it. I'm nuts about this girl.

And the thought of her with someone else,

it drives me crazy.

I stay up nights wondering where she is,

what she's doing.

(sighs)

I breathe differently when she's around.

You must have experienced

something like that with Kelly, huh?

Not even when you guys broke up?

You know, uh, this-this jacket's

a little tight through the shoulders.

I feel like I can't move. Oh, you know what?

I know what it is. What?

Well, in the beginning stages

of a relationship, everything's so new,

you're not sure where you stand,

so each day is incredibly exciting and unexpected.

You and Kelly are eons away from that.

It's not like we're 80 years old, Steve.

No, but you're cooked.

You're baked, you're done.

You know each other, all the little secrets about each other.

(clears throat) Hey, could you, uh...

could you let these pants out a little bit.

So I can breathe? (chuckles)

(sighs)

Come on, it's not like it's a date.

So it's completely innocent, then, huh?

The guy saved my life.

And now he's asking you out?

You don't think that's weird?

No, actually, I'm kind of flattered.

Will you stop folding your clothes?

I'm talking to you.

Look,

Jacob just broke up with his girlfriend.

He's crushed, so he wants to take me

to a restaurant that she frequents.

And he wants to make her jealous-- that's all.

Oh, yeah, he says that now.

What, does he have some deeper scheme going on?

Yeah, he's a guy.

We're planning a wedding together.

Look, the drill is, when you're seeing someone,

you don't go on dates with other people.

Oh, I'm sorry. Is that Jungle Law?

Stop folding the clothes for one second.

Look...

I don't want you to go.

He saved my life.

I owe him. I'm going.

It's not a big deal, okay?

♪ ♪

And that's why if I had one line to explain Kelly,

it would be by Micah:

"She does justice, loves mercy,

and walks humbly with her God."

That's great.

But is it what you want me to say?

Yeah.

No, yeah, of course anybody would.

It makes me sound like the Statue of Liberty.

We said we'd be honest, remember?

Preliminary thoughts,

no hurt feelings. I remember.

So?

So...

while it's

really lovely...

...it's all about me.

Yeah.

You describe me.

I was hoping maybe you would describe how you feel about me.

Well, isn't that obvious?

Why don't you read to me what you want to say.

It's a poem by Deborah Garrison.

It's called "Happily Married."

"Almost home on the longest day of the year

"I saw two birds on a telephone wire;

"Two beaks, two sharp peaked ruffs,

"Two tails that stuck down stiff

"Like two closed fans all matched up neatly,

"And against the faintly yellow pre-dusk sky

"The birds and wire were all one color,

"A fading black or darkening gray.

"Sometimes

"The smallest thing brings harmony in through the eye.

"Or was it that I

On that particular day, had harmony to bring to what I saw?"

Isn't that intense?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, it is, uh, it is.

You don't see it.

See what, exactly?

The birds.

I want us to be those birds

sitting on that wire forever.

You want us to be birds?

Yeah.

(sighs) I'm gonna go.

Kel, you're gonna go,

because we don't like each other's vows?

Come on, they're just words.

Do you honestly think that's all it is?

No.

Neither do I.

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Hi. Hi. Wow. Hi. Hi. Wow.

Thank you.

Your coat, mademoiselle. Oh, thanks.

Tonight we have champagne,

and oysters. Pâté.

And sashimi

á la Wallenfels'.

Bon appétit.

Thank you.

Yeah, but how're the burgers?

When you work in the food trade,

you, uh, you know, win a few perks.

Two candles, one rose?

Didn't pick up on it?

You're being wined and dined.

Jacob, you saved my life, not vice versa.

Well, here is to...

vice versa.

I have a boyfriend.

Oh, yeah, yeah, I know.

And, uh, you see that gorgeous brunette

behind me?

The one in the black dress?

Yes.

Yeah, well, uh... I used to be hers.

Oh, that's Phyllis?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, oh.

Oh, don't turn around or anything right now.

She's looking over here.

Boy, you-you easily fit into your role, don't you?

So, um... what is she up to

now? Oh.

Mmm, she's giving me

the once-over. And, um,

does she like what she sees?

I don't think so.

Good.

Ah. (laughs) Ah. (laughs)

Um, you want to amp it up a bit?

Sure, I'm here, aren't I?

Okay, um, lean forward.

Okay.

Closer.

Mm-hmm.

Now give me a little peck,

and than, uh,

a really juicy long one.

Oh, Jacob, I'll laugh.

I probably will, too, but, um--

No, no, I won't.

I won't laugh.

Oh, okay.

Oh, my God.

Yes! It worked.

Thank you.

(laughing): Cheers.

Cheers.

Hey.

Uh...

I called you at home but you'd already left.

What's going on?

I-I can't see you anymore.

Everything was great yesterday.

I mean,

what happened to "my heart belongs to you"?

My friend Kim came over last night.

She's going through this horrible breakup,

dividing books and CDs,

all of their belongings,

I mean, they were only living together.

They weren't... married. Sarah...

Sarah, you don't love Matt.

Steve...

I have to give our marriage a real chance.

I can't do that if I'm seeing you.

You told me you weren't happy,

that you didn't love him. I... that you didn't love him. I...

I know what I said.

But I

also stood in front of God and everyone,

and I-I swore that I would be with him for better or worse.

I mean, that means something to me.

What about me?

Don't I mean anything to you?

I-I can't walk away from him.

I have to try and make this work.

I'm sorry.

I waited for everyone to leave.

What do you want?

You got me thinking, Val.

Smart girl like you.

Guy like me.

Are you high?

We meet.

Flirt, flirt.

Go at it. No condom.

Don't even know each other.

You've been using, haven't you?

Have I?

(scoffs)

So, I have.

Look, it's been really nice

chatting with you, okay, but I got a lot of work to do.

But we haven't sung the blues yet.

Don't touch me, okay!

Just-just go, all right?

I thought about quitting.

Heroin, I mean.

But now...

what's the point?

There are programs.

It's never too late.

I'm positive.

What?

HIV.

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