Original subtitles

Aloha, welcome to the Hilton Hawaiian Village Hotel.

And aloha to you, my man.

This place is outstanding.

The natural beauty as well as the surgically enhanced.

Check it out.

Yeah, I'm looking.

And while you're at it, look at Vanessa.

STEVE: Donna's boss is in real bad shape.

I better go give 'em a hand.

Oh, poor kid.

Has the worst case of flu in recorded history.

I think she used every barf bag on the plane.

Thanks for the graphic reminder.

Vanessa, do you want a wheelchair or something?

Just kill me.

Somebody put a bullet in my head.

Can I get you anything else?

A bed and I think a bucket.

You know, she shouldn't have gotten on that plane.

Maybe it's just a 24-hour virus.

She could be better in the morning.

And if she's not?

She'll just have to postpone the photo shoot.

It won't affect my tan one bit.

Guys, she can't do that.

What do you say we check in?

Scope out our room, you little nasty, fun tart.

Will there be anything else, sir?

No, that's it.

Here you go, man.

Oh, mahalo.

And enjoy your stay in Waikiki.

Thanks.

(Brandon's voice): All right, fine,

if you're not going, I'm not going either.

The whole point is to take a vacation together.

KELLY: I think what we need is a vacation from each other.

BRANDON: This is about how you and I

feel about each other at this point in time.

The past is over.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Thanks a lot.

Donna, would you relax?

Come on, I'm sure Vanessa's gonna be fine by tomorrow.

And if she's not?

Well, then like my grandfather used to say,

we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it.

Come on.

Look at this.

We're in paradise

together-- me and you.

We're happy, we're healthy,

we're with our best friends

and no matter what, we'll always have each other.

Always?

Yeah.

(sighs)

Look...

I'm sorry.

I'm... I'm sorry for pressuring you

about this whole living together thing, you know.

It wasn't fair.

I know you have a lot to deal with right now,

especially with your mom.

I just wanted to know that I'm not going anywhere.

So as far as me moving in,

I want you to wait until you're absolutely ready.

That means everything to me.

Thank you.

I knew there was a reason I loved you.

Oh, yes.

(laughs)

This bed'll be just fine, this whole room is fine. This bed'll be just fine, this whole room is fine.

And where exactly do you think you're sleeping?

Oh, I was thinking about the left side.

Can you see if there's a room with two beds, please?

I'll check with the assistant manager, ma'am.

Oh. Thank you.

Thanks very much.

Hey, Val, what's the big difference?

One bed or two beds, it's all the same.

Well, if you don't mind the sleeping arrangements...

Moi?

Then I think you'll be very happy on the sofa.

Does it take quarters?

You have to do it.

Look, I-I don't know the first thing about...

You'll learn.

Quickly, I hope.

Ms. Markley,

isn't there someone else that we can call?

Just a mortician.

Tell him I'm almost ready.

(Markley laughs)

Gallows humor.

Accurate, possibly.

Ms. Markley... Donna,

you're a very talented very capable,

very smart young woman.

If I didn't think that you could handle it,

I would not have called Fernando and told him

that you're handling everything.

Oh, my God.

You know what you're saying is right.

She can handle this.

David! Donna, come on. David! Donna, come on.

Think about it, how hard can it be?

We're all here with you, we can help you.

Smart boy.

Just one more thing.

Mm-hmm.

Whatever you do,

don't piss off Fernando.

Oh, man. Look at that pair.

Ah, you've seen one, you've seen 'em all, Steve.

I'm talking about the women.

They're scorchers.

Is that all you ever think about? No. Is that all you ever think about? No.

Sometimes I think about food.

Maybe you ought to think

about putting on some sunscreen there, my brother.

No, I'm cool. Really? No, I'm cool. Really?

You look a little pink around the edges to me.

Does that hurt? Uh-huh. (groans)

They call that a healthy glow.

Is that what they're calling it these days?

Oh, so many women, so little self-restraint.

You know what? Time to take the plunge.

I'll catch you guys later.

Bye.

Hey. Hi. Hey. What'll it be folks?

Uh, I don't know, something cold, fruity?

Tropical smoothies?

Make it two.

Thanks.

You know, it's too bad Kelly isn't here.

Is there a reason

you felt like sticking that knife in me right now?

What, I think she'd really like it.

Val, I thought you two

buried the hatchet?

Why are you still at each other's throats?

That's ridiculous. We're not.

Brandon, despite how it looks

we're actually really good friends.

Mm-hmm.

Thanks.

It's me okay, Brandon, remember me?

You can quit with the dog and pony show.

I just need you to get off her back, okay?

I mean it's hard enough

for all of us to adjust to living together

without you fanning the flames.

Look, you may not believe this,

and you have every right not to,

but I'm just doing it, because I-I want to protect you.

Protect me?

From what? From who?

From you. From me? From you. From me?

Yeah. I mean, I know you better than anybody.

Even yourself.

I just don't want you to get hurt, Brandon.

I mean, here you are

on the most beautiful beach in the whole entire world

and you feel like crap.

I hate that.

Val, maybe your heart's in the right place

and if it is, then

I appreciate it.

But the rest of this stuff with Kelly has gotta stop.

You understand?

Yeah.

Well, well, this is turning quite into the amateur hour,

isn't it.

I mean the only reason that I took this gig

was to work with Vanessa.

So what am I gonna do now?

Uh, you could give her a chance, that's what you could do.

She just might surprise you.

I just love surprises.

DONNA: Uh, Mr. Caldero, uh, we've prepped

every detail in LA.

I have all of Vanessa's layouts and notes,

I booked all the locations, checked the props,

double-checked the modeling agencies,

catalogued the swimsuits.

I have everything Vanessa has.

Oh, really?

You got her eye?

Because this is what this is about, Miss Martin.

It's about the eye.

The art. The look.

We're not taking snapshots here, everything has to fit.

The way the hair falls, the color of the sand,

the ripple of the shore, can you understand that?

Of course I can.

The last thing I need is a poser.

Hey, wait a second, she's not a poser.

There's a reason

why she graduated first in her design class.

Oh, that's gonna help me sleep really well tonight.

Mr. Caldero,

look, I'm not pretending to be Vanessa Markley,

I'm Donna Martin,

but no one takes more pride in their work than I do.

I know I can do a great job.

I just need you to give me the chance to prove it.

Okay, Miss Martin, 7:00 AM,

9:00 AM the first shot has to be ready.

And please no screwups.

There won't be.

Mr. Caldero, thank you.

Don't thank me yet.

Please close the door as you leave.

Okay.

Donna, I don't know how you did it, but that was incredible.

The way you handled him when he was coming...

There's no way I can pull this off.

No way. I don't have a clue what I'm supposed to do.

This is gonna be a disaster, a complete, total disaster.

Donna, it'll be okay, come on.

♪ ♪

♪ Babe, to know you ♪

♪ You set my world on fire ♪

♪ Tonight I'll show you ♪

♪ You're my one desire ♪

♪ I want to dance... ♪

FERNANDO: Okay, girls, work now.

Smile, smile.

Lot of energy, girls, a lot of energy.

Watch your chin,

watch your chin.

Move the waist. Turn to the right.

Right.

No, more to the left now.

Your left, smile.

Lots of energy.

Let's go now,

lose the standards, bring in the new models,

bring in the tikis.

Let's go

while I've still got some light.

Come on. Yeah. Come on. Yeah.

What is it that you don't understand? Huh?

Is it my English?

Uh, which do you want first?

I want you

to bring the tiki gods, set them

right over there.

And, Martin baby, please,

anticipate!

Anticipate!

Right.

Models, let's go.

FERNANDO: Get the tikis!

Hurry, please.

STEVE: God, am I dead or am I dreaming?

You're neither, my friend. Those aren't real.

Oh, yes. Mm-hmm. Nah, nah.

BRANDON: Real chest. It's the only way.

Uh, excuse me. Shh. Uh, excuse me. Shh.

How am I supposed to move this?

You...

pick it up like that, all right?

And then you drag it out.

Can you do it? Uh, he-he can do it. Can you do it? Uh, he-he can do it.

Drag it out. It's-it's foam,

I-I didn't know it was foam. Yes.

David, is there anything we can do to help you, man?

Shoot me, please.

FERNANDO: Let's move it, Martin,

while I still got some light!

Martin, get over here!

Right. Yeah? Donna, Donna,

Donna, stay with it, baby, you're doing a great job.

Oh, you had to say that, thanks.

FERNANDO: Martin, now!

You know, Steve,

you might want to think about putting a shirt on,

you're getting awful red, buddy.

Nah, it's just a base. Mm-hmm.

Hey, you guys see that guy on the boat?

BRANDON: Yeah, so?

He's just a prop.

He's totally hot.

If you say so.

Okay, you guys, can you please help me with the tikis?

Yeah. Yeah, sure.

I just did my nails, sorry.

Thanks.

Booga, booga, booga.

Put the tiki, the big one

further back.

Put the big tiki in the back!

And will someone

please get some shade on those girls?

Their faces, their makeup is gonna melt.

I'll get it.

DONNA: Steve!

Your prop!

FERNANDO: Martin!

What're you doing?

I got it.

Somebody help.

Uh, all righty.

FERNANDO: What're you doing?

Martin! I got it. I got it. I got it.

Oh, my... God!

David, put that one up

like the other one over there. Whoa! like the other one over there. Whoa!

Uh...

Okay. Hello?

(screams)

(grunting)

I got it.

I got this.

Okay.

No, no, Martin, Martin, help

the girls on to the boat!

♪ ♪

Oh.

(air hissing) Oh. God.

Come on.

Uh, don't... don't panic. I can't swim.

I can't swim.

Guys.

(screaming) I can't swim!

(screaming)

Help!

DAVID: Donna.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

Come on, come on, come on, come on. Here, I got it.

You okay?

MAN: I got this one, huh, guys?

Are you okay?

BRANDON: You all right?

What's your name? Sonia.

Sonia?

Come on.

(coughing)

BRANDON: You okay? You all right?

Well, that's gratitude.

Oh, she's just scared.

Val, can I get a towel?

Oh, thanks. A good one.

Cool. Come on, bud.

You idiot!

You're incredibly stupid!

You are worthless!

Mr. Caldero, I can explain. I'm sorry, and I'll-I'll...

Please shut up, Miss Martin.

You ruined the whole photo shoot.

You're stupid!

Hey! Hey, mellow out.

Aren't you being a little hard on these guys?

Who asked for your opinion, jackass?

Look, being an overrated, under-talented photographer

does not give you the right to abuse anyone, including me.

Get out of my face!

I think you'd better get out of here before you get hurt, man.

FERNANDO: Oh, yeah?

Who's gonna do it?

Is it gonna be you?

Huh? (grunts) Huh? (grunts)

Not my eye!

You're gonna hear from my lawyers, you hear me?

And you, Martin-- you're finished!

(panting)

My life's over.

No, Donna. It's okay.

MAN: Look, I'm sorry, guys.

I didn't mean to screw things up for you.

Hey, hey, hey, man, uh, he-he had it coming.

Thanks a lot.

I'm David Silver. Noah Hunter.

This is Donna Martin, Valerie Malone. Hey. Thanks.

Brandon Walsh and Steve Sanders.

Hey, thanks for your help out there, man.

NOAH: I wasn't doing much else anyway.

Nice to meet you.

Nice meeting you.

Hey, man, you got to put a shirt on.

The sun's doing a number on you.

Yeah. I'm feeling a little toasty. Aah!

BRANDON: Hey, can we buy you a beer later?

Sure. Where you guys staying?

Oh, the Hilton Hawaiian Village.

All right.

I'll catch you later.

Don, you okay?

Oh, no, uh-uh.

Oh, lobster boy?

Maybe his last one was Delvecchio.

Because I don't know.

He came in with that right hand.

It was a pretty good one-- little eh.

Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Right there. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Right there.

Brandon?

Tracy.

Hi. Tracy, how you doing?

Wow. What are you doing here?

I could ask you the same question.

Hey, Steve. Tracy.

Val. Hi. How are you?

What a surprise.

TRACY: Is the whole gang here?

(laughs)

(chuckles)

(sighs)

(sniffles)

This is possibly the worst day of my entire life.

(sniffles)

Donna, come on.

None of it was your fault.

It was all my fault.

(sighs)

What was I thinking that I could actually pull this off?

I could actually fake it with Fernando Caldero.

What was I thinking?

Donna, come on.

The guy was a jerk.

I'm the jerk.

(sniffles)

God, I'm so embarrassed.

What am I supposed to tell Vanessa?

That she lost one of her biggest clients

and best photographers

'cause she hired a complete idiot?

Donna, come on.

David...

(sniffles)

Please, I just...

(sighs)

I just want to be alone, okay?

(sniffles)

(sighs)

Trace.

It's so good to see you.

Yeah. You, too. Where's Kelly?

Ah, she stayed home. She couldn't make the trip.

Oh, that's too bad. Yeah.

Well, come here. I want you to meet Eric.

All right. Hey, Eric.

Eric Andersen, Brandon Walsh.

Brandon, it's nice to meet you.

BRANDON: Yeah, good to meet you, too, man.

How's it going? Excellent.

Good.

Eric's my fiancé.

Fiancé?

You don't say? Yeah.

That's great. Congratulations.

TRACY: We're getting married next month.

He's going to grad school

at U.H., so we're going to be living here.

Fantastic. That's fantastic.

Well, you got yourself a great girl here.

Yeah, I know.

Look, I have a few more phone calls to make.

Why don't you two stay here and, uh, catch up? Okay. Why don't you two stay here and, uh, catch up? Okay.

Oh, hey, listen, we're, uh... going to Waimea Falls tomorrow.

Maybe you and your friends might want to, uh, join us.

Oh, yes, you have to. It's so beautiful.

Yeah, sure. It sounds great.

Excellent. It was good meeting you.

BRANDON: You, too. Bye.

We'll see you later. Isn't he great?

I can't believe you're getting married.

Congratulations. Thank you. Congratulations. Thank you.

Ah, I hope we didn't interrupt.

No. No. No, not at all.

Val. Hi, sweetie.

Hey. Hi. Hey. Hi.

God, when are we going to catch up?

Oh, how about now?

Yeah, uh, pre-sunset sightseeing?

Well, I would love to, but I can't right now.

But we're still on for tomorrow, right? Absolutely.

I'll call you, okay? Okay.

Bye. STEVE: Bye. Bye. STEVE: Bye.

She looks great. Copy that.

Of course, she's no Kelly.

Sorry.

Donna?

(sighs)

Vanessa, uh, what are you doing out of bed?

Here, come-come in and sit down.

(sniffles)

Your young man told me all about it.

He did?

Presumptuous of him, of course.

Impulsive without question.

And necessary?

Absolutely.

Does my head look big to you?

It feels like it weighs 300 pounds.

Vanessa, I, um...

I don't know how to begin apologizing.

VANESSA: No.

I came to apologize to you.

I am so sorry, Donna.

It was completely unfair

of me to put you in that position.

What happened on the beach this morning

was entirely my fault.

Not yours by any means.

And I take full responsibility for it

and for the awful embarrassment

I must have caused you.

I truly hope that you can forgive me.

I don't know what to say.

Thank you would be... good.

(laughs)

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Ugh! This is so lame.

What?

Not what. Who. Us.

We're pathetic.

What are you talking about?

I mean, here we are in the most beautiful,

romantic place in the world, and we're with each other.

So?

Are we missing something here?

Yes we're missing something.

Kelly? Oh, thanks, Val.

You know I didn't mean it like that, Brandon.

Uh-huh, right.

You know, I don't have a clue

what you're talking about, woman.

Okay, let me sum it up for you in one word-- Clare.

Oh, that's gonna leave a mark.

I mean, look at me.

I'm young, beautiful, intelligent,

and I'm here alone with you guys.

Now, why is that?

Just lucky, I guess.

(laughing)

There's Noah. Let's go

buy him that beer that we owe him. No, no, no, no, guys. Uh-uh. buy him that beer that we owe him. No, no, no, no, guys. Uh-uh.

What? Bluntly?

Get lost.

What?

Steve, I think Miss Malone wants

to pay him a private social call,

if you know what I'm saying. Ah.

That's why I love you. Thank you.

Shall I wait up for you, my sweet?

Not if I get lucky.

Play safe.

(sighs)

So, did you get the number

of the girl at the airport who gave you the lei?

No. Don't you feel cheap and used?

(laughing)

Hi.

Oh, right, it's you.

Valerie Malone.

I-I met you at the photo shoot on the beach?

Yeah, that's it.

What's up?

Nothing. Uh, may I?

Yeah, just take your shoes off.

Okay.

I think you missed a spot over there.

Well, I'll keep doing it till I get it right.

Yeah, practice makes perfect.

(laughs)

Those kind of come-on's work in Beverly Hills?

Usually.

They work here, too.

So, how did you know I was from Beverly Hills?

That obvious, huh? Oh.

That and the way you let your friends

get all beat up at the photo thing.

You just sat on your butt

and didn't swing into action

till the whole thing was over.

Did someone send over a dossier on me?

They didn't have to.

It's written all over your face.

Which, as

you already know, is incredibly beautiful.

So does that kind of line work in Hawaii?

Usually.

Wine or beer?

Wine.

Come on, I got some below deck.

Hmm. Oh, I love your boat.

Oh, it's not mine.

I just sailed over for some rich guy.

Well, do you have a boat?

Not like this one.

Hey, Brandon, you know what really fries my eggs?

No.

You.

Me.

Yeah, we're-we're here in Hawaii

and I-I feel like I'm alone.

Down at the bar, I felt like I was drinking all by myself.

When-when are you gonna loosen up?

We're in Hawaii.

We're gonna go home in a few days.

Yeah, we're going home, Steve.

But home to what?

Do you have a job to go home to?

When you put it that way, no.

Do any of us?

You're still bummed about the Times.

The Times, the Chronicle,

the Herald Tribune, the Union.

It wasn't supposed to be like this, man.

You're supposed to get out of college

and get a job, and just go on with your life.

Yeah, where's that written?

School, job, marriage, kids, mortgage.

Maybe that's your plan, but it's not mine.

I'm gonna explore my options,

see what life holds for me.

You know what your trouble is?

You make too many plans.

It's like setting yourself up for a disappointment.

You need to step back.

See what comes to you.

Uh-huh.

The huntress home from the hunt.

So, darling, did you bag the big one?

Would you put a cork in it?

Oh, that's kinky.

No luck, huh?

That's not it at all.

Just that he had plans he couldn't get out of.

He's coming with us tomorrow.

That's great.

You okay? Mmm. You okay? Mmm.

My friend here is waxing philosophical.

Not exactly the best quality

in a drinking buddy. You want to talk about it?

No.

Why don't you guys get some sleep?

I'll see you tomorrow.

That's what we should do.

An awfully small bed for such big pillows.

Brandon, will you do me a favor, please?

Take Romeo with you, huh?

Feel like doing charity work tonight?

Why?

'Cause I'm in need of a little charity.

(laughing): You're so pathetic.

I'm sorry Eric couldn't make it.

Oh, me, too. They called him in

for some last minute orientation. Mm-hmm.

Did you tell Noah what time we were leaving?

I'm not worried, he'll be here.

Hey, right, there he is.

Room for one more?

Always. Hey. Yeah, jump in man. Always. Hey. Yeah, jump in man.

Glad you could make it.

Watch your heads, ladies.

Mahalo, Captain.

♪ I like the way ♪

♪ You look when ♪

♪ You're looking at me that way ♪

♪ I like the way you come across ♪

♪ Come across... ♪

Cool, let's get in it.

Going for it. Whoo-hoo!

♪ I gotta take a ride on the wild side ♪

♪ Enter from the back door ♪

♪ Oh, I like the way you fly ♪

♪ I could drive ♪

♪ Push it just a little more ♪

♪ Oh, you gotta take a ride ♪

♪ All night ♪

♪ Take it down to the floor ♪

♪ Oh, I like the way you fly ♪

♪ Catch me ♪

♪ Backseat taxi ♪

♪ I like the way you slip and slide ♪

♪ I need you... ♪

KELLY: Donna,

I appreciate you calling, but I think you're forgetting

Brandon broke up with Tracy,

not the other way around.

(water running)

It sure didn't look that way to me.

They're just friends.

That's what friends do-- they hang out, they have fun.

I hope you're right, Kel.

No, Donna, I trust Brandon.

I trust him completely.

Uh, Kel, David just got done with his shower.

Yeah, I don't want him to know that I called you

so I should go.

Okay. All right.

I'll see you in a couple of days.

Okay. Bye. Okay. Bye.

(Steve groaning)

I tried to warn you, amigo.

The sun out here is a lot different

than it is back home.

Tell that to my back.

Ah, don't worry about it.

David and Noah will be back soon

with some stuff the locals use.

Maybe if I'm lucky, I'll be dead by then.

(screams)

Just relax.

It's gonna take a few minutes to work.

What is that stuff?

Uh, kukui nut oil and aloe vera.

All right, that should do it.

Thanks, Noah.

You know you should put some more on him

in a couple hours.

Me? Well, yeah.

Aren't you and him, uh...? Me and him? Aren't you and him, uh...? Me and him?

Are you kidding?

I don't think so.

I love you, too, Val.

Uh, Noah...

Hey, listen, um,

you know I think he's gonna probably be useless tonight.

Do you want to get something to eat?

Maybe show me a little bit of the island?

I'd love to, but I can't.

I-I've got stuff to do.

Oh, well, that's too bad.

'Cause, you know, I'm leaving in a couple of days.

I'll tell you what,

why don't I take you and your friends tomorrow

to see places on this island that no one has ever seen.

Oh, that'd be great.

Um, you know I think my friends are busy tomorrow,

but I would love to see the island.

All right, you're on.

I hope so.

This is unbelievable.

Yeah, the ancient Hawaiians used these valleys

for their fertility rituals.

Well, I can see why.

Uh, pardon the cliché,

but, uh, do you come here often?

It's been a long time.

Not since...

Since what?

Uh, not since the last time.

Come on down here, I want to show you something. What about them?

Don't worry about them. They'll be okay.

Okay. Come on.

(horse snorting)

Oh, wow.

You know I think I've seen the most beautiful place

on the island, and then you show me a better one.

Yeah, it is, isn't it?

Oh, it's...

incredibly romantic.

I can't believe I have to leave in two days.

You'll be back.

Besides I'm planning a trip to LA.

Really? I got a job offer

prepping a 50-footer to Tahiti.

Well, if you need a place to stay...

Thanks.

I'll find something.

What? What is it?

It's nothing.

In fact... everything is just right.

No, I just...

You know you're starting to give me a complex.

In spite of myself,

I'm really attracted to you.

Then, uh, what's the problem?

There's no problem.

I... just can't make love to a woman I hardly know.

It's a thing I have.

I-I can't help it.

Hey, it's not you, it's me, okay?

No really, Brandon, you dumping me is the best thing

that could have ever happened. Come on, Trace,

don't put it that way.

You make it sound so... cruel.

Well, to tell you the truth, at the time, I thought it was.

It's okay.

I told him everything.

Yeah.

Is this, uh, is this where I thank you?

Thank me for what?

For letting Tracy go...

to me.

You know how funny life is?

I mean, it wasn't until I met Eric,

that I finally understood

what you felt for Kelly.

And then I realized that it was the best feeling

that you could possibly have.

You're very lucky to have her, Brandon.

Just like you guys are lucky to have each other.

Get out of here.

No, no, no, this one's on me.

Oh, thanks.

Hey.

Well, well.

Isn't this a pretty picture.

Kel? What are you doing here?

Maybe I should ask you the same thing.

I can't believe you're here.

Hmm, I bet you can't.

Wait, let me guess. Valerie call?

No. Donna.

Donna? Mm-hmm.

Kelly, let me explain...

Explain what?

Well, for starters, this is Eric Andersen.

Tracy's fiancé.

Fiancé?

Fiancé. ERIC: Hi.

Kelly, is it?

Nice to meet you.

I am so embarrassed.

You should be.

(laughs)

Can we buy you guys a mai tai?

Come on.

I know it sounds like such a cliché,

but why does love make such fools of us?

When you figure that one out,

I think you'll solve the world's problems, baby.

Mmm.

Hmm.

Her fiancé. Oh, yes.

(laughs) (chuckles) (laughs) (chuckles)

God, I was so embarrassed.

I feel like such a jerk.

I don't think women can be jerks.

I think that's-that's a right reserved for us men.

You know before you got here,

I had a lot of, uh, time to think.

Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.

Think about what?

Do you really want to know?

Yeah.

Wallpaper. (giggles)

I think I liked the one on the right better,

didn't you? Yeah.

Yeah, you did. Yeah.

It was much nicer. Mm-hmm.

(birds chirping)

What are all those viny things?

See 'em all over the place. They're banyan vines. See 'em all over the place. They're banyan vines.

Some are about a hundred years old.

See, they grow down from the branches

and actually plant themselves in the ground.

Kind of like extra tree trunks.

Well, it's too bad Kelly didn't come.

She wanted to take Tracy to breakfast to apologize.

Can't say I blame her.

Where's he taking us?

To the second most beautiful place on the island.

God, you should have seen the first.

Okay, so tell me that I'm crazy.

You're crazy. Thank you.

Noah?

Well, look at him! I mean, he's-he's cute,

and sexy and funny and, oh,

God, look at that butt.

The whole thing makes a lot of sense.

Yeah, well you know what he does for a living? Nope.

He fixes boats.

I mean, he sails them for rich owners.

Now why couldn't he be a rich owner?

I mean, he's as broke as...

as I am. Valerie, there's nothing wrong

with not having money.

Well, there's nothing great about it, either.

Brandon, I can't.

I mean, at this point in my life,

I can't get involved with anybody

without a substantial bank account.

What's wrong with me?

Watch yourselves over here.

It gets pretty dense and dangerous.

(birds chirping)

BRANDON: Man, this rain forest

is incredible.

VALERIE: Ugh, enough of these vines.

Where's this place already? Relax, Val,

it can't be that much further.

David, you can't move back in with your dad. Ow.

You're gonna hate it. Donna, what am I supposed to do?

Huh? Come on, I told you

I'm not gonna pressure you anymore, and I'm not,

but I've got to live somewhere

and at least with my parents the rent's cheap.

Oh, man.

Check out these banyan vines.

These have gotta be at least a hundred feet long.

Are you trying to change the subject on me?

(laughing): No.

Oh, great

What's wrong?

Oh, my shoelace is untied.

(under breath): Oh, great.

Do me a favor, go, uh,

go stop everyone, all right?

Tell 'em I'll be right with you guys. Okay, hurry up.

(under breath): Oh, great.

(vine snaps) Oh!

I'm gonna go back and see what's keeping him.

No.

We'll all go back.

Go.

BRANDON: Where did you guys stop?

A little further up here.

Here, we stopped right here by this rock.

Well, maybe he went back to the car.

For a shoelace, Steve?

David! David!

VALERIE: Why would he go back?

What if something happened to him?

David!

DONNA: What?

You see something?

No, no, it's nothing.

Um... Steve, take Val and Donna--

take 'em back to the car.

If David's not there, call the HPD,

and tell 'em there's a hiker missing.

STEVE: Yeah. Come on.

Careful.

Let's do it.

Uh, whoa!

(breathing heavily)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, be careful, man.

Be careful, it's slippery.

Thanks, partner.

You got it.

BRANDON: There he is.

David.

David? David?

Take it easy, take it easy.

I got you. I got you. I got you.

Take it easy. Where are you hurt? (groans) Take it easy. Where are you hurt? (groans)

Everywhere, everywhere. Where are you hurt?

(grunting)

Any sharp pains?

Nah. No. Your neck? Your back, okay?

No, it's okay, it's fine. It's fine.

I don't think we should move him.

We have to, it's a tidal stream.

The tide's coming in.

Can you walk, bro?

I don't know. Want to try?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Ow! Ow! Ow! My ankle!

I don't know how long it's gonna take them to find us back here.

You up for it?

Come on, David. Here we go.

Ow! Oh, easy.

Here we go.

Hey, wait. Guys, guys, guys, here they are.

David!

Hey!

Hey, grab a leg, buddy.

Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy. David, are you okay?

Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine.

You're all cut up. Yeah, I know. I know. You're all cut up. Yeah, I know. I know.

Thanks, man.

Thank you for saving my butt back there. You got it. Thank you for saving my butt back there. You got it.

Let's go.

♪ ♪

(trilling)

(gasps)

Wow.

Oh, that's gonna leave a mark.

(exclaims)

(applause and whistling)

♪ ♪

(laughs): Well...

You can't imagine how scared I was.

Yeah, I can.

I was, I was pretty scared, too.

I'm telling them.

My parents.

When we get back, I'm gonna tell them.

Donna, you don't have to.

No. I want to.

Just the... the thought of losing you...

not having you near me...

You're gonna move in with me, okay?

Okay.

Oh, thank you.

Thanks.

(applause)

Mahalo!

Hey, sit over here. Hey, guys.

We'll make room, I'll get a chair.

David, I never thought I'd hear myself say this,

but, uh, you could stand to lose

a few pounds.

Brandon!

Does it still hurt?

Only when I'm awake.

Oh, well, maybe you should try one of these fancy drinks

with the umbrellas to help you ease your pain.

Uh, I thought Noah was going to be here.

I really wanted to thank him again.

He's probably got a hull to scrape or something.

Ah, there's Barnacle Bill right now.

Hey, guys.

Hey.

Noah, this is Kelly. Kelly, Noah. Hi.

How're you doing?

We were beginning to think you weren't gonna make it.

I had to wait for Keoni to get back from work.

Keoni, the group.

Hi. ALL: Hi.

Hi, nice to meet you. NOAH: Steve, I want you to meet

a friend of mine, Keoni Kamura. Keoni, Steve.

Aloha.

Hi.

I told her all about you. She's loves blondes.

Oh, dude. Valerie, I told you.

There is a God.

Care to join me for a drink?

I'd love to.

So, what'll it be?

♪ ♪

BRANDON: So we're leaving tomorrow, bro.

You gotta keep in touch.

I'd better. I'm coming with you guys.

I made reservations already.

Really? You're taking that job? Yeah.

Well, if you need a place to stay,

we have an extra bedroom. I'll probably be working we have an extra bedroom. I'll probably be working

down at the marina. I don't think it's...

The marina? Well, my parents have a boat down there.

They hardly use it. You could stay on it.

I mean, I don't want to impose.

Well, it's no imposition.

I'll call when we get upstairs.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we would like for you to join us in wishing a very

happy hauoli la hanau, that's Hawaiian

for "happy birthday" to Ms. Kelly Taylor.

(applause)

WOMAN (over P.A.): Flight 29 from Honolulu

is now arriving at Gate 93.

DONNA: So my parents are thrilled

that you're going to be staying on their boat.

And in fact, my dad said he'd like to pay you

to do some maintenance on it.

Sounds great, thanks.

No problem.

So you guys all live together?

No, no, Donna and I are staying

at the beach. VALERIE: And the rest of us

are one big, happy family.

Isn't that right, Kel?

If you say so, Val.

You never told me exactly what it is you do.

Well, you know, a little of this

and a little of that.

I'm kind of in between careers right now.

Hey, Kel, we're, uh, we're over here.

All right. I'll see you at home.

Bye. See you, guys. Bye. See you, guys.

Aloha.

Aloha!

You must be exhausted

after your long two-day vacation.

It just means we'll need another one real soon.

Absolutely.

You know what I was thinking about on the plane?

What? How much I love you.

And I can't wait to get you home.

Oh, I can't wait to be gotten.

Oh, man, are you kidding me?

You know, why don't we just catch a ride with Steve and Valerie?

We'll deal with this tomorrow. No, no, no.

Come on, we'll change it right now.

It'll take two seconds. Brandon, I'm tired.

I know you're tired.

Want me to teach you how to change a tire?

No, not particularly.

But if there's anything I can do to help you,

you just let me know. Okay. you just let me know. Okay.

(glass breaking)

What was that?

I don't know.

(engine starting)

Brandon, don't.

What the hell you looking at, man?

Nothing.

I got a flat tire, that's all.

No problem.

Come on, man, get in.

God, that was scary.

Yeah, what do you say we just get this tire changed

and get out of here, huh?

(gunshots)

Kel, I got you. I got you.

Okay. (groaning)

Kelly, it's okay, it's okay.

(crying) It's okay.

It's okay, it's all right. Stay with me.

Stay with me, Kel.

Kelly, you gotta stay with me.

Kelly, Kelly, look at me.

Look at me, you gotta stay with me, Kelly.

Kelly! Kelly!

Guys, call 911.

Call 911. Where's the phone? Where's the phone?

Kel? Kel?

Come on, baby. Come on, baby.

Come on, stay with me.

Kel? Kel?