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FELICE: Well, they call us elitists,

and, uh, they're not entirely wrong...

(group chuckling)

But from what I've heard here today,

we can all feel very, very good about ourselves.

Because now, as this whole country tries to return

to basic moral values-- friendship,

honesty, loyalty,

family-- we can all truly say

those have been our values all along.

And to all the Johnny-come-latelies,

better late than never.

Thank you all very much.

Do you think that "better late than never" was for me?

You better hope so.

Your mom was really hurt

when you two lovebirds didn't show up.

Oh, boy.

Mom!

I am sorry.

This was supposed to be our time together.

Uh, Mrs. Martin, it was my fault.

I thought I knew the trail,

and we took a wrong turn and got lost.

I appreciate what you're trying to do, Ray.

It's gentlemanly.

But it doesn't make me look any less a perfect fool

talking about family and decency

when my own daughter doesn't have the courtesy to show up.

I guess we should have showed up a little earlier.

She'll get over it. DONNA: You think?

I'm still hearing about stuff I did wrong in the first grade.

I'll give you a quick briefing

and you can talk to her about it at the luncheon.

I think I'll sit that one out.

Fine.

Then go back to Steve's.

No, believe me, I'm not going back there.

I'm done with Steve and Brandon

and that whole lame ass KEG crowd.

Wait, Brandon's here?

STEVE: Okay, hold it down. It's ringing.

Okay, this is the game,

match, set, whatever it is... (all laughing)

Hold on, it's ringing! Take it, take it!

OPERATOR: Doctor's office. (Southern accent): Uh, hi, there, is this OPERATOR: Doctor's office. (Southern accent): Uh, hi, there, is this

Dr. Holden's office?

Yeah, uh, my name is, uh, Richard Zinya,

and I'm a very well-endowed man,

and I was wondering if you do some sort of a uh,

a reduction surgery over there?

Would you find that out for me, please?

Dude, 45 seconds

you had them on the line!

Nice! You the man.

Thank you, thank you.

Party on.

What's the matter, Kelly, you don't approve?

Don't let me stop you.

It's all a little lame, but have your fun. Wait, Kel. It's all a little lame, but have your fun. Wait, Kel.

Come on back, hang out with us guys.

Oh, that's right, you don't like guys anymore.

STEVE: D'oh!

(laughter)

Brandon, can you come downstairs, please?

Absolutely.

(German accent): But hurry back.

Ivana Tinkel

will be calling the urology department next.

What was that crack about?

I don't know, you tell me.

Did you really leave me for a girl?

Who told you that? David or Clare?

See, I don't see you denying it.

So, women turn you on, huh?

They always work for me.

Alison is just my friend. Do you have a problem with that?

Uh, excuse me, I'm sorry, this will only take a second.

Uh, Brandon, I got that room if you need a place to crash.

Thanks.

Don't get the wrong idea, Kelly.

It's a two-bedroom suite.

You know what,

I don't care what Brandon does with his life anymore.

Obviously you don't either.

He's all yours.

Well, I guess she told me.

Eat that!

Florida wins!

Excuse me. What?

What did you do to that girl?

Nothing.

Which is why she's so pissed.

You trying to make her life miserable?

Or mine?

You know what?

I don't like you using me

as a stud animal for your networking, okay?

What're you talking about?

Don't deny it.

You want me to go out with Robin

just so you can close some business deal with Buddy, right?

You got bubbles in your think tank?

The deal with Buddy is for a nonprofit charity.

I don't care whether I do it, one way or the other.

Then why are you pressing me to go out with her?

Because I wanted you to meet

a real dreamboat for once in your sorry life.

What a knucklehead you are.

All right. It's always my fault, huh?

(sighs)

WOMAN: "Picture yourself going

"down...

"a long, golden

"staircase. Listen

"to the sound of my voice.

"Let it take you deeper

and deeper."

Doctor, I can feel it again.

"Hold the image

"and breathe through it. Let it take you

wherever it's going to go."

CHARLEY: "Carl's eyes widen with sudden alarm.

His hypnotherapist leans in and whispers..."

"What are you seeing?"

CHARLEY: "Cut to Carl's office at the bank.

"Night. Bill Masters and

Sgt. Dray flip on Carl's computer."

"We've got to work fast."

Charley, let's, let's put a pin in this, huh?

What, is something wrong?

No, not really. We just need a break.

Thank you.

I have to go to the potty.

CHARLEY: You know, uh, speaking as a director...

she's got a lot of potential.

She's not your problem. Your problem is story.

How's that? Look...

I know a fair amount about how banks work,

and I don't believe Carl's scam.

Now, if I don't believe it,

how's your average Joe going to relate?

Well, I disagree with you.

I've done a lot of research on that.

ROSE: Sorry, no financier

could pull it off. You'd see it coming.

It works.

I know.

Dylan's father created this.

DYLAN: Yeah, he did.

Made himself a fortune.

I'd like to meet your father.

Yeah, well, good luck, he's dead.

Was your father Jack McKay?

Yeah. Why? You know him?

Not really.

But, uh... if you're telling me Jack McKay

pulled off this scam, I buy it.

Let's get back to the script.

Angela!

Angela!

Steve! How was your tennis match?

It was a disaster.

What are you doing in Valerie's car? What are you doing in Valerie's car?

Ah, looks like I'm gonna move my toothbrush

out of KEG central and move into her suite.

Wow...

What about Kelly?

Disastrous. Want to go into town?

Any place is better than here.

(groans) So, I told Valerie I'd gas up her car

and get some necessities at the drug store.

I can't believe you're gonna do the nasty with Valerie.

Well, neither can I, but at this point in time

it doesn't look like there's any turning back.

(tires squealing)

RAY: What is this? You're still mad

about missing this thing with your mother?

DONNA: Could we just let it drop?

I need a break, okay?

What? You need a break from me?

No, I want to get out of these clothes.

Good, 'cause the only reason I'm here is you,

but maybe I should go back to L.A. and rehearse with my band,

which is what I shoulda been doing this whole time anyway.

Yeah. Maybe you should.

Hey, don't walk away from me.

Stop it!

Stop acting like I'm not even here.

You know what? I can't deal with this.

Why are you so mad at me?!

Because you make me mad.

You know what? I have to go work on my speech.

No!

Ow! You're hurting me!

You're gonna listen to me.

(shrieks)

Donna!

Donna.

Ow... (sobs) Donna.

I didn't mean to, babe. (crying)

Stay away from me.

VALERIE: Donna?

Are you okay?

No.

Ray, go get the hotel doctor.

Go! I'll stay here.

You go get the doctor.

It was an accident, babe.

I didn't mean to.

You know that, don't you?

All right, man, will you get the gas?

I want to check the oil.

I can't believe how I blew it.

Robin must think I'm an idiot.

So, apologize for being an idiot.

You need a little help?

Oh, wow.

The goddess in the Caddy.

Hmmm.

Hi, can I do that to you... for you?

Darling, you read my mind. My nail polish is still drying.

Oh.

High-test, I assume?

Absolutely. Thanks.

Oh, I'm, I'm Elle.

I'm Steve.

Wet nails.

This is, uh...

Brandon. I thought he was helping me.

Ha-ha-ha.

Well, I take it you guys aren't from the Springs?

No, no. We're just here for a little R&R.

It's a great town, though.

Are you from here?

Absolutely.

A born and bred desert rose.

So, are you going to just stand there

with that hose in your hand?

Or are you going to stick it in my tank?

Pshaw.

Ray. How is she?

Don't know yet. Well, I went

to her hotel room. They said an ambulance came. What happened?

Well, we were, uh, heading up the stairs towards her suite,

and she... tripped or something,

and, uh, next thing I knew, she was down at the bottom, holding

her arm like it was broken. Her arm?

Thank God. I thought she'd broken her neck or something.

No, we got lucky.

How are you feeling?

Are you okay, babe?

I've been climbing the walls out here.

It's true. He has. You have one very worried

guy on your hands.

Well, say something, honey.

They're gonna think you have a concussion.

It's just a sprain.

Well, that's great.

I'm gonna

call Valerie. I'll be right back.

Valerie?

Yeah. She was a big help.

Valerie was a big help?

Are you sure she didn't push you?

Look, I know you're no ballerina,

but what happened?

Did you tell her what happened?

KELLY: Yeah, he said you came,

you saw, you fell.

Yeah. (giggles)

It was pretty embarrassing.

(soft music playing)

After all, you did abandon Valerie to come here.

I called her, told her I was gonna be late.

She was very understanding.

Perhaps you're having second thoughts

about bunking down with her.

but we're young, we're able-bodied.

We'll be careful. It'll be ecstasy.

What's the big deal?

Valerie looks up to you.

You shouldn't break that trust.

Would you give me a little help here, Dad?

Oh, yeah. Help him out.

Tell him how you almost cheated on me

with your secretary.

"Almost" doesn't count.

I resisted temptation.

BRANDON: Tomorrow, I'll resist.

Tonight I'm gonna roll in the mud,

and do me a favor-- you two don't show up.

It could be very traumatic for all of us.

He's got a point.

I don't feel right about this, Jim.

Wait a minute, if you guys really cared,

you wouldn't be running off to Hong Kong

and leaving me all alone, now, would you?

(audience clapping)

Good job. Hey, look,

you want to get something to drink?

Uh, sure. I need to find the ladies room.

Grrrowl!

(laughs)

Okay... (sighs)

Think you can close this deal by yourself?

Well, let's just say that it's in the bag.

You know what I'm saying?

I do know what you're saying.

Godspeed, my friend.

(snaps fingers) Waiter!

My personal favorite's always been Orion.

Out here in the desert,

you can see why he's called "The Hunter."

You're right. I can see his bow.

I can see his moustache.

He doesn't have a moustache, sweetheart.

You know, Tom, I was thinking

about that bit in Act One with Carl

and the doctor.

If we have them looking at the stars, then that leads

right into the whole scene about having a-a soul mate.

I just got buzzed by Security.

Is there a problem?

The McKay kid was in Rollins' car making a phone call.

Security picked it up on the scan.

Who was he calling?

Where are you taking me?

Back to my pleasure palace.

Ooh! I don't think I can wait.

Yes, you can. So behave, or I may have to discipline you.

Well, I gotta tell you, Elle...

I've been a very, very bad boy.

Really?

Give me some sugarbaby.

Hey, easy, lover.

What's this?

(man's voice): Honey, like you didn't know.

(shrieks)

How could you possibly

tell Brandon that I was "with" Alison?

I said it was a mistake.

Kelly, e the one

that did the big undercover act, okay?

I'm sorry if we got the wrong idea.

No, I don't care what you think.

It's Brandon that I'm worried about.

Look, whatever he said,

my guess is the Alison rumor's the least of it.

(applause nearby)

I gotta agree with David.

Has anybody seen Brandon?

He said he'd be back by now.

I guess she hasn't seen him, huh?

RADIO ANNOUNCER: Two-car accident on Bob Hope Drive.

Police and ambulance are on the scene right now.

If you're driving on Interstate 10 approaching the...

(radio static crackles)

(siren blares)

(siren wailing)

Good evening.

Good evening, Officer.

I was just, uh...

having a little trouble with the stereo.

Have you been drinking today?

No, sir.

Well, I-I-I did have a couple of beers.

A couple? Yeah.

But that was... 12 hours ago.

Yeah, just a few in the morning, huh?

Could you find your license

and registration for me, please?

Yeah. Listen...

Here's my, uh... here's my license. I'm not exactly...

Take it out of your wallet, please.

...sure where the, uh,

registration is... Officer.

You see, it's, uh, it's not my car.

So, Mr. Walsh, whose car is this?

Uh... A friend loaned it to me.

Mr. Walsh, I'm gonna

have to ask you to step out of the car, please.

Officer, this, this isn't mine.

Just step out of the car.

Step to the back of the vehicle, please.

Place your hands on the trunk. Step back

and spread your feet apart.

Don't make me repeat myself.

Place your hands on the trunk.

(garbled police radio transmission)

LOU: You want to get a move on!

Mr. Rose is waiting.

So what's the first stop?

I just do what Mr. Rose says.

He says you want to see some locations for the movie.

He says you're gonna like 'em.

Good.

Good morning. Make yourself comfortable.

Where's Charley?

He went up in the other car.

Have a newspaper. It's a long ride.

Val, wake up.

Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.

Brandon, cut it out!

Go ahead and ask me where I've been all night.

Go ahead, ask me.

I don't want to know.

I waited for you until about 4:00 in the morning.

That's because I was detained by the police,

thanks to a joint you had over the sun visor in your car.

In my car? What happened to my car?

Your car is fine.

It didn't spend all night in a holding cell.

Brandon, what are you doing?

Where are you going with my stash?

(toilet flushes)

What is your problem?!

You're lucky this wasn't in your car when they searched it.

Brandon, I'm sorry you got busted.

Do you have any idea what could have happened to me

if I would have tested positive for use?

Do you?

Well, nothing bad happened.

Everything turned out okay, right?

(sighs)

No. (chuckles ruefully)

I promised my parents I wouldn't do anything stupid

after they left, and everything I've done

from that point forward has been a monument to idiocy.

Well, not everything.

Don't start with me, Val.

I'm supposed to be looking out for you, too.

Well, I don't need anybody looking out for me,

including you.

Good, your car's out front. Have a safe drive.

I'm gonna find my own way home.

(door opens)

(door closes)

Oh, no, I'm not taking any of the credit.

You're a quick study.

Well, I mean, you have a lot of patience.

I've been through a lot of instructors trying

to learn a decent backhand.

Well, I do have a lot of patience,

but that's only for people who I feel have a lot of talent.

Aw.

Ooh... See you at the luncheon.

Yeah.

So Steve, you're back with Robin.

What happened to Elle?

That just didn't work out.

What do you mean, it didn't work out?

Uh, it didn't work out.

What do you mean, it didn't work out?

You said it was in the bag.

Yeah, well, it never made it into the bag,

and it's just one of those things.

I don't understand.

Look, it's really embarrassing, and, uh,

it's something that I thought

could never possibly happen to me,

so I don't wanna talk about it.

You couldn't perform?

(laughs)

I didn't want to perform.

She's a he.

She's a wha...?

She's a he.

So help me, Brandon,

if you tell one person about this,

I swear, I'll hunt you down and beat you senseless!

No, no, no! No, no, no, no!

No, I'll never tell a soul, I promise, I promise.

I've done a few things in my life I'd rather forget.

Nothing quite this extreme, but...

All right, so tell me what happened with you

and your little rendezvous with that vampiress.

Rendezvous-us interruptus, my friend.

So at least there was some good news.

I'm glad you made it here anyway, bro.

I'm just glad I survived.

Don't take any wooden nickels, bro.

(laughs)

I'm serious, Brandon!

MAN: Fore!

Hey, man, that's my hacienda!

You break a window, you're gonna have to pay for that!

Well, not that I'm so happy

with the circumstances,

but it looks like we needed this time together

to go over your speech.

I guess I was a little distracted.

It's not very good, is it?

Oh, honey, there's always room for improvement.

I'm gonna run down the hall

and get some ice before we get into this.

Ray, can you take care of the patient?

Sure, Mrs. Martin.

Donna...

Get away from me.

Stay away from me!

Look, it just kills me to see you sitting there hating me.

I don't hate you.

Well, I'm looking at you and that's what I see.

I just don't get it.

I mean, this was supposed to be a nice weekend for us.

I should never have come here.

I told you I shoulda stayed in L.A.

And when we got here, I tried to go back, didn't I?

Look, we both know

that no good ever comes out of me mixing

with your college friends,

does it?

Donna?

(door opens)

All right, let's get started.

Look, you guys have a lot of work to do,

so I'll see you both later.

Okay, we'll save a seat for you right up front.

Oh, come on now, you can get along

without him for a couple of hours.

(door closes)

Okay, let's see.

Kel...

I want to apologize for what I said yesterday.

I wasn't exactly myself.

I don't think you really left me for Alison.

You seemed pretty devoted to the idea at the time.

Well, I guess maybe in a way,

it would be easier for me if that was the case.

See ya.

You can still love someone without being married.

Why does everything have to be over?

Kelly, I proposed to you.

And Dylan showed up with some world tour.

I mean, it was like a weird contest between the two of you,

and I was caught in the middle.

Do you really think I'd do something like that to you?

I'm saying that that's how it felt.

Well, let me tell you how it felt from my side.

I asked the one person I ever wanted to spend

the rest of my life with to tell me that she felt the same way.

It turned out I was just another guy.

You weren't.

You aren't.

Yeah, well, you're going your way

and I'm going mine.

I guess I didn't know you as well as I thought I did.

So you're never gonna forgive me?

It's not a question of forgiveness, Kelly.

There's just no going back.

Well, I'm not gonna give up on you yet.

I'll see you around.

♪

Put on the coat. It's gonna be chilly.

What, you mean we're going up in the tram?

Yeah, we got a private booking

before it opens to the public.

So, uh, what scene

do you see us filming up here?

The paraglider chase.

End of the tram is Mt. San Jacinto.

Top of the world. No better place.

ROSE: Try to get the whole picture.

You got five towers supporting cable that runs

12,800 feet up

with a vertical ascent of 6,000 feet.

Sure you weren't a tour guide here or something?

No, I just love riding it.

It's a feat of engineering

most Californians never bother to see.

Here we go.

You mean, we're gonna go now?

Without Charley?

He's probably already up there.

I don't really think I want to go. Hey!

(clanging)

♪

(clattering)

Hold it there.

Nice view, huh?

(wind whistling)

You open the door?

(muffled): Mm-mm! Mm!

(wind whistling)

I never expected to be taking you up here like this.

(grunting)

Please, no!

But we know that

you tried to call a, uh... Christine Pettit last night.

What did you want with an FBI agent?

Oh that's all right. No, that's all right.

You, uh, you don't have to tell me. I can guess.

I bet, I bet you wanted to know about me.

Or maybe you wanted to know

If i had anything do with killing your old man.

Mm-mm!

Which, by the way, I didn't,

but I do know who did.

You want to know?

Uh-uh!

Come on. Sure, you do.

Everybody else does.

Even your friends at the FBI.

They've known all along.

So you want me to tell you?

Because then you'll know, too.

I'll do it.

Uh-uh.

I'll tell you.

Uh-uh! Uh-uh!

(glass shatters)

You want that?

Uh-uh!

Uh-uh! Please!

Good boy. Good boy.

Close the door.

I don't want to hurt you, McKay,

but I don't want to ever

hear you doing stupid things again.

You got that?

Hmm?

Good.

Then relax.

We got a movie to make.

(laughs)

Ooh!

That's "awaken you" sweetheart, and I shouldn't have.

You were sleeping like an angel.

Hey, Tom.

Charley.

Boy, I sure wish I'd gotten up on time.

How was the location scout?

We had a really good time.

Yeah,

yeah, we saw some great places... for my grave.

(chuckles) You're not serious, right?

No, what I am is gone, okay?

Me and Tom had a little talk on the way back.

I'm gonna walk away from this movie deal.

I think you should, too.

Why, what happened? Look...

he'll give you all the money you need, okay?

Me, I'm going to pack my stuff and get out of here

before he changes his mind.

Dylan, look, I just wrote two new scenes.

You know, I think that I can actually,

probably make Angela work, okay?

Fine, you do it. Good luck, okay?

But I'm leaving.

I need a long bus ride home.

Well, just hang around and have lunch then, okay?

Boy, now I know why Donna was so worked up

about this whole speech thing.

I know, I had no idea

there was gonna be so many people here.

You know, if you took every Alpha in this room

and, and laid them end to end...

There'd be a lot of happy KEG guys.

David, Clare.

This is Robin.

You remember Kelly.

So, are you ever going to like me again?

You lucked out.

Brandon and I are talking, sort of.

So, I like you.

How about me?

You I'm not so sure about.

Oh, so you do prefer women over men! I see...

(laughing)

I just, I'm kidding.

I'm kidding.

Ray

and Felice Martin?

That's an odd couple.

Yeah, they bonded at the sing-along after you left.

DAVID: You'd never know by looking,

but I think Felice is a closet Beatles fanatic.

What is Valerie doing here?

Obviously you don't know what happened.

I know he hurt you.

What are you talking about?

I saw it. I was there.

I was there, too,

and I don't even know what happened.

Look, if you say anything to anyone...

MAN: Take your seats, please.

Take your seats.

We've gotta get started here.

Take your seats, please.

Look Donna, I'm not here to do an exposé.

I just want to let you know that you're not alone.

I mean, you have a friend.

Do I?

Look, I know there's more going on

with you and Ray than you let on.

And who told you that?

It's pretty obvious.

Look, just because I don't say anything,

doesn't mean I don't know.

You're not my friend.

You're not anyone's friend.

MAN: I'd just like to remind everyone

that after today's program,

we will be gathering out front

for our group photo.

Now, our first speaker is a young Alpha,

from California University.

Let's welcome

Donna Martin,

here to tell us about the New Alpha Woman.

(applause)

Hi.

Well, I guess to start with, I should level with all of you

about how my arm ended up in this sling here.

Well, no one gets in the way of an Alpha

when everything's half off at Ann Taylor's.

(laughter)

You know the Tri-Delt who dared, she's still in the hospital.

So that's the new Alpha-- no one pushes her around.

Although the alums I've met here this weekend

can hold their own, too.

That's the whole meaning of tradition, isn't it?

Passing strength down, one to the next.

ANNOUNCER: Attention, please-- Bus 1321,

express service to Los Angeles, now boarding.

Please have your tickets ready.

Express service to Los Angeles now boarding.

Hey. (gasps)

You look like I feel.

Well, I'm sorry you feel this bad.

What the hell happened to you, chief?

Okay, so, you were hallucinating Jim and Cindy, right?

Like good cop, bad cop?

You know my parents.

It was more like good cop, goody-goody cop.

Right.

Yeah, the subconscious, it's a bitch.

And so is Valerie.

You know, I'm very impressed you were able to resist her.

I never could. I always... I always caved.

Bro, I told you, I had a little help from two apparitions

and one chief of police.

Yeah not to mention surprise visit from kelly taylor.

I wish I hadn't mentioned her.

I don't know how I could've misread her so much.

You wouldn't believe the trip I had planned.

We were going...

Bro, I had four years of engagement ring payments

lined up for me.

How'd she manage to get us both so turned around?

I don't know.

But if it's any consolation,

you have multiple lifetimes to think about it.

Oh, that's comforting, thank you.

Answer me this, Bran...

how'd we end up on this bus?

I don't know,

but for once in my life, I'm in no hurry.

Neither am I.

Ah, you're up.

(sighs)

Time to go?

Well, there's no hurry.

I think I've got just about everything packed up.

I guess I was tired.

Well, it's been a big couple of days.

Did I mention to you how many compliments

I got on my daughter's

inspired speech?

Hmm, about a thousand times.

I want to make sure you know how very proud I am of you.

I do.

I know it must seem like I give you a hard time sometimes...

about things.

About "things"?

About Ray mostly.

Mom, you just really don't understand.

But I'm trying to, honey.

I really am.

Because after seeing him here this weekend...

I know he can fit in.

Seeing how worried he was about you when you fell,

even I could see how much he cares about you.

Of course, your father could see it all along,

and I fought it every inch of the way, but...

Maybe love does conquer all.

I don't even believe that anymore.

Well, not all. I mean, it's not always

going to be easy, of course not.

You have no idea how hard it's been lately.

(knocking) RAY: Hey, Donna, you ready?

Just a second.

Unless you're saying you don't love him anymore.

No. I do.

I do love him.

In the long run, maybe that's all that matters.

Hi, Ray. Hey.

You take good care of my baby.

I will.

You ready, Donna?

See you later.

Well, that was fun, bro.

Take it easy.

Yeah, give me a call, man.

All right, will do.

Check out the "for sale" sign.

Uh, Bran, that sign says "sold."

It's all been giving a good "Utz" to market prices...

Randy, let me call you right back, okay?

Bye.

What's that "sold" sign all about? I am so glad

to see you. Your mom and dad have been trying to call you.

What's going on? I faxed them an offer

from Mr. Chu that they could not turn down.

I can't believe it myself.

All cash.

Short escrow. In and out.

Everyone's laughing.

(sighs)

AUTOMATED VOICE: Message four. 9:00 a.m.

(beep)

Dylan, it's Christine again.

I just got back to my office at the Bureau.

I don't know if you got my other messages,

but please don't do anything until you talk to me.

The people in the desert who you asked me about

are very dangerous.

We're very close to arresting the men who killed your father

and this is not the time to get involved.

Don't do anything, okay?

No, Christine... not okay.

(beep)

CINDY: Brandon, Brandon, come and look.

Smile, smile, look at the camera.

One, two, three, go. Go!

(cheering)

JIM: We should take the candles out.

Okay, ready, and... Big cut.

Ooh.

Kiss the camera again. (door opening)

All right here you go, one, two...

Hey, Val.

Hey, you're not drinking again, I hope.

No. I'm doing this sober.

I'm not even going to ask why you're watching this.

Because I've gone Smurf crazy.

Okay... JIM: Keep going.

Okay, come on, Valerie, wave at the camera.

BRANDON: Look at that. Wave at the camera.

You were expressive, even back then.

I remember this party.

So do I.

Well, I'm glad you got back safely.

I hope you can forgive me.

I think there's a little too much history

between us not to.

Yeah, we can't let sex and drugs

ruin our long-time friendship.

Friends is all we should be.

JIM: Ooh, very good, very good.

Look at that!

Well, back to reality.

Yep.

Did you check out the "sold" sign in the front yard?

Yeah, I was hoping it was a mistake.

We've got two weeks to get out of here.

Well...

a lot can happen in two weeks.