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[crickets chirping]
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What's in the sack, Jack?
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[Jim] Just a little show
of gratitude
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from a satisfied client.
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He's a merchandising honcho
with the Voodoo Lounge tour.
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Grab what you want, chief.
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Give the rest to your friends.
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Somehow, I can't
see Kelly wearing that.
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Give her a CD, then.
Take what you want,
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but leave the Let It
Bleed album for me.
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And my chick.
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Oh, you're bad.
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Dad, uh, this stuff's
great and everything,
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but, uh, how about some tickets?
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They're playing
at the Rose Bowl.
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Well, truthfully, I'd
rather listen to them
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in the privacy of my home.
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I'm not talking about you, Dad.
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Oh, you want to
go to the concert.
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I thought you were
worried about midterms.
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Well, I'm worried about
a lot of things, Dad,
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but a couple tickets
to the Rolling Stones
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may alleviate some of my pain,
if you know what I'm saying.
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Yeah, well, I'll
see what I can do.
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But they might be sold out.
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Really? I can't believe that
after all these years
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people are still excited
about the Rolling Stones.
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[opening song playing]
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[slow music playing]
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{\an8}- Hi, Kel.
- Hi.
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{\an8}[Brandon] Hey, I know that girl!
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{\an8}No, don't look at them.
I just spent the last hour
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{\an8}going over every
little imperfection.
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What're you talking
about? You look great.
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That's what everyone
at the magazine says.
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Maybe that's why I'm so nervous.
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What's in the bag?
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Rolling Stones T-shirts.
One for you if you'd like.
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No. I'm still trying
to adjust to the fact
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that I've got to go
to their show tonight.
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You're going to the concert?
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Yeah, the magazine editor
wants me to go hang out
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in the VIP lounge, have a
photo-op with a Stone or two.
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And you're not excited?
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Brandon, I would be,
but I've got a midterm
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in Abnormal Psychology tomorrow.
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Well, if you would like
me to go in your place,
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all you have to
do is say the word.
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I would, thanks,
but I just don't think
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that they'd consider you for the
cover of the swimsuit edition.
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That's only because they've
never seen me in a thong.
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- So, you really want to go?
- Absolutely,
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it would help take my mind
off this whole CRB thing.
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What's a CRB?
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The Constitutional Review Board.
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I just got word they're
gonna meet on Friday night
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to decide whether or not I
have the right to be president.
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I wish you didn't have
to go through this.
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- It had to happen sometime.
- I don't get it.
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Why does Alex Diaz
have it in for you?
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Because I'm the
president and he's not.
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Hmm. So going to the Stones'
concert would be the only thing
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that would get your
mind off of him?
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Well, I can think of
a few other things.
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- Like what?
- Well...
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Mmm, that?
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[Donna] All right, stand by.
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[click]
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This is C.U. Later
Entertainment News, take one.
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Wow, I'm excited, David.
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In the concert spotlight
tonight is the Rolling Stone's
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big Voodoo Lounge
show at the Rose Bowl.
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[David] That's right, Clare.
It's sold out, so even
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if you wanted to get tickets
for tonight, you couldn't.
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Yeah, like I'd really want to
watch an irrelevant band of...
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Dinosaurs?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- [both laugh]
- [click]
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Guys, can you read
the copy that's given?
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This is news, not commentary.
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Sure. Sorry, look, just
give us a second, all right?
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We have a couple
rewrites we're gonna do.
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Great.
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Bored yet?
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No. But they are so wrong.
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About what?
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The Stones. I mean,
they are rock and roll.
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You've got to give the
masters some respect.
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Well, I don't know
their stuff that well.
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Believe me, I do.
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My mother took me to my
first concert when I was six.
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I've caught every one
of their tours since.
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And "Wild Horses" was probably
the first song I ever sang.
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It's a beautiful ballad.
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I'd like to hear you do it.
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I got a better idea.
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You should hear
Mick do it, live.
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What? What's going on?
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I think you're looking at the
guy who's going to take you
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to your first Rolling
Stones concert.
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[people chattering]
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Kelly, have you seen Brandon?
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Yeah, he should
be here in a minute.
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- Good.
- Come, sit down.
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Thanks.
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You should see these proofs.
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They're beautiful.
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Can we please talk about
something other than me?
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How are your midterms going?
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Ask me at the end of the week.
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Yeah, me, too.
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I've got a Genetics
professor who likes to test you
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on stuff you haven't studied.
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Yeah, I think Brandon
will be relieved
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when his World History is over.
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Brandon will be relieved
when he finds out that
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Jim got two free tickets
to the Rolling Stones.
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He'll be stoked.
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Stoked about what?
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Are those for tonight's
concert, Mom?
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Oh, you mean these two VIP,
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first-row, to die for
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tickets and all-access passes?
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Life is good.
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[Cindy] Oh,
and if you don't need
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the extra ticket,
Valerie would love to go.
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Gotcha.
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[Andrea] I heard
the CRB is going
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to rule on your
Presidency this Friday.
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No, that's just a nasty rumor.
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[Andrea] Well, if you need
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any legal advice, Jesse
would be glad to help.
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[Brandon] Thanks.
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But actually, I'm hoping
they're gonna postpone
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the whole thing till the
Chancellor gets back in town.
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[Cindy] Sit down.
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Nope, no can do.
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Got too much work
to do at the library.
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Meet me at the Pit, though.
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We'll go to the
concert together.
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- That's the plan.
- Okay. Thanks, Mom.
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Bye.
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Does Brandon realize he
could be impeached this Friday?
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I think he's in denial.
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[Brandon] Good afternoon, Alex.
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Getting all geared up for
the battle royal Friday night?
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You obviously haven't
checked your messages.
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So, do I have to
check the machine,
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or are you going to
save me the suspense?
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The Constitutional Review
Board convenes at 6:00 tonight.
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Tonight?
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Check the machine.
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It'll be the same message I got.
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It's a three-judge panel.
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That's three
schedules to juggle.
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Apparently this head
man, Dershenbaum,
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is due in federal
court on Friday.
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So we were moved up.
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And you're thinking
between the two of us,
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we can get it postponed?
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No.
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I'm here to tell you that
you are going to lose.
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But if you still want
a political career
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on this campus,
resign as president now.
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- Before the hearing?
- That's right.
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It's a show of good faith.
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And then come
next general election,
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we'll back you in
any other office.
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You know, I do
have front-row tickets
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to the Rolling Stones tonight.
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Great.
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Enjoy the show.
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You know what, Alex,
I just can't do it.
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I'll see you in court.
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Thanks for stopping by.
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[Dylan] Look, I'm sorry if I
haven't been much of
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a conversationalist
these last few days.
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Well, I hate to break it,
but, uh, you never were.
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You want some gum?
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No, thanks.
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Lollipops, toothpicks,
breath mints?
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What'd you do, win the
door prize at the mini-mart?
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No, I'm, uh... just
detoxing like you.
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I've sworn off of cigarettes,
liquor, pot, everything.
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Even sex?
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Well, this week anyway.
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So I guess we do have to talk.
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Oh, before I forget, um...
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Brandon wanted me to
give you this hat and T-shirt.
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Oh, the Rolling Stones!
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He said if you didn't
want it, he'd understand.
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Are you kidding?
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I want it.
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So, um, how you feeling?
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I'm just, you know,
settling in for the long haul.
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Well, you'll make it.
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I better make it.
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Look, there's a
couple little things
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that I think you should know.
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Like what?
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Like, um...
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no one knows that I
was with you the night
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that you almost killed yourself,
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and if we could
keep it that way...
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Yeah, we can keep it that way.
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What else?
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Well, when your mom asked
me to go back to the house,
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to get you some clothes,
I found your stash.
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Did you enjoy it?
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I flushed it down the toilet.
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Afraid I'd start using it again?
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No.
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In case the police got a warrant
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and searched your
house while you were here.
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Listen to what you just said.
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I can't be dragging
you into stuff like this.
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- Val, I mean...
- Dylan...
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No, hear me out.
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We had some good times.
I gotta do this by myself.
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It's the only way
it's gonna work.
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You gotta get
on with your life...
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without me in it.
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Yeah, I...
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I guess that's
why I'm here, too.
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To say good-bye.
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So long.
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Bye.
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Look at this line.
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You think we got
here early enough?
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We're right on time.
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We probably should have
brought some seats or something.
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I mean, they're probably not
gonna let people in for hours.
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- We're not waiting in line.
- What?
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Ray, do you have
tickets or don't you?
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The show's sold out.
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I don't have tickets.
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Oh, great.
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Relax. I've seen all the
great shows without tickets.
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I've seen Springsteen,
Nirvana, even the Eagles.
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I never miss a note.
We can go right in.
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Hold on.
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I'm not doing anything illegal.
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Who said anything about that?
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Here you go.
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What's this?
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A vendor's badge.
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Vendor? We're working here?
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Of course. It's the only
way to see the show.
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Yeah, all right, that's good.
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[dial-up Internet connecing]
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[Clare]
Okay, I'm online with Delphi.
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All right, type in
"Go Ent Rock".
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There's a whole
Rolling Stones section.
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[Clare] Okay, one sec,
let's just check out
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this live chat conference first,
256
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see what these
cretin fans are saying.
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"The San Diego show was awesome.
258
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Mick was shaman-like.
259
00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:22,734
Keith was killer. The
Stones rule... Kenny".
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[scoffs]
261
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Clare, what are you doing?
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Chatting back. "Kenny,
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obviously, anyone who
uses as many clichés as you do
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probably wouldn't know
good music if it was injected
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into his... ear.
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Clare."
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00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:40,785
Clare, these people
are gonna jump
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down your throat...
You're gonna get flamed.
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Exactly.
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Oh, here come the
angry responses now.
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"Yo, Mick/Keith faithful,
don't pay any attention
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to this Clare-a-Belle..."
273
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Clare-a-Belle?
274
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"She's obviously an experiment
in artificial stupidity."
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Wait, hold on a second,
let me give it a shot.
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- Okay.
- "Hey, buds,
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I was offered tickets
278
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to the LA show, but
I'd rather stay home
279
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,843
and format my floppies."
280
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Nice blast.
281
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:10,815
You didn't really get
offered tickets, right?
282
00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:12,817
Well, yeah, my dad left a
message on the machine.
283
00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:14,552
I gotta call him
back and tell him no.
284
00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:16,654
No! Don't... don't...
don't do that.
285
00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:17,923
Let's go.
286
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:19,824
What, are you serious?
287
00:14:19,825 --> 00:14:21,559
Yeah, come on,
don't you want to see
288
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,262
these rabid fans up
close and personal?
289
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:25,731
It'll be a panic.
290
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,100
Okay...
291
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"Thanks for all
your kind thoughts,
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00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:33,838
but anyone who
thinks the Stones rule
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00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:36,040
probably got into the gene pool
294
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,510
while the lifeguard
wasn't watching".
295
00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:41,913
So, we'll go pick up the
programs and souvenirs
296
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,348
right before they
let the crowd in.
297
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:44,782
Then we'll go meet
my cousin, Conway,
298
00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:46,217
and he'll assign us as floaters.
299
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,819
We can go anywhere
and see it all
300
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,187
while we work...
You're gonna love it.
301
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:50,855
Well, luckily I got
some experience
302
00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:52,857
at the pumpkin
patch making change.
303
00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:55,493
Yeah, I got you on
the fast track now.
304
00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:56,828
Come on, I'm gonna
show you something
305
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,163
you're never gonna forget.
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00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:12,510
[Donna] Oh, my God.
307
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:15,713
[Ray] This is what it's
like to be a rock star.
308
00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:17,582
I bet even Mick
Jagger gets butterflies
309
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,783
before the show starts.
310
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:19,717
Everybody does.
311
00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:21,519
How many people do you think
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00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,087
are gonna be here tonight?
313
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,624
[Ray] Oh, 70,000, give or
take a vendor or two.
314
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,394
Imagine what it feels
like to perform up here.
315
00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:31,230
You know, this could
be you someday.
316
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:35,967
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome if you will...
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00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:38,569
Ray Pruit!
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00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:40,004
Thank you, thank you.
319
00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:41,906
I'd like to dedicate
this first song
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00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:44,776
to the best thing that
ever happened to me.
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00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,645
[fake audience cheering]
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00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:51,150
[playing guitar]
323
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:02,026
♪ I don't wanna see you ♪
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00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:03,996
♪ Ever sad ♪
325
00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:10,201
♪ Everything that I've got ♪
326
00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:12,004
♪ You can have ♪
327
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:16,241
♪ When it's all too much ♪
328
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:20,845
♪ You need some human touch ♪
329
00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:25,783
♪ To see it's
really not so bad ♪
330
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:28,020
[fake audience cheering]
331
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,655
Hey, man, what are you doing?
332
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:31,789
Get outta here!
333
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:33,926
Uh, sorry, man, no harm done.
334
00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:38,162
Show's over.
335
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,898
[Donna] This is so cool!
336
00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:45,470
Just send over what
you want me to sign
337
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:46,637
and I'll sign it.
338
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:47,572
Oh, come on.
339
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:48,639
Don't take that attitude.
340
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,974
Hey, Steve,
341
00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:51,142
it's not an attitude, all right?
342
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:52,643
It's where I'm at
with it right now.
343
00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:53,644
Let's just move on.
344
00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:55,446
[Nat]
Well, everything considered,
345
00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:57,982
investing probably
isn't something
346
00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:00,118
you need to be doing
now anyway, right?
347
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:01,753
Definitely not.
348
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,755
[Nat] Hmm, so, uh,
349
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,224
what's this place really like?
350
00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:09,127
You know, the first few days,
it's called "the honeymoon."
351
00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:11,162
How bad could it be?
352
00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:12,630
When's the honeymoon over?
353
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:15,500
Tonight, when I meet
my therapy group.
354
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:16,768
[Nat] Group therapy...
355
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,403
You've been down
that road with A.A.
356
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,872
[Dylan] Yeah, but this place
is nothing like A.A.
357
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,775
I mean, it's like a throwback
to the '60s, you know,
358
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,343
the kind of therapy
they had back then.
359
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:28,280
Uh, confrontational analysis.
360
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:31,449
Well, go slow.
361
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:34,352
Just kinda ease in, okay?
362
00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:36,654
Yeah, that's what
I'm trying to do.
363
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:38,189
[bell ringing]
364
00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:40,958
Oh, chow time. Believe
me, you don't want to
365
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:42,995
be here for this. Come
on, I'll walk you out.
366
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:46,864
What's the matter
with you, Willie?
367
00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:48,266
You come all the
way out here, brother,
368
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:49,867
you ain't got
nothing to say to me?
369
00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:52,036
I didn't know what to say.
370
00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:54,038
Well, I've known
you a long time.
371
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:55,473
Just tell me what's
on your mind.
372
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:57,408
I feel bad for you, Dylan.
373
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,144
You just keep messing up.
374
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,880
Yeah, well, who asked you?
375
00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:04,216
[Nat laughs] Subtle.
376
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:08,153
[rock 'n roll song playing]
377
00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:24,902
[Cindy] Jim...
378
00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:26,571
Honey, I'm making dinner.
379
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,973
Yeah, but I want
some hors d'oeuvres.
380
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:31,176
Ooh, you're so bad.
381
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:33,212
Hmm...
382
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:45,691
Valerie!
383
00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:48,360
[Jim] I thought you were going
to the Stones concert.
384
00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:51,929
I decided I was
gonna study instead.
385
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,765
Oh, no problem.
386
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:58,336
Well, uh, I'll be upstairs.
387
00:18:58,337 --> 00:18:59,371
Pretend I'm not here.
388
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:02,274
Bye.
389
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,847
[Brandon]
You all ready, counselor?
390
00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:12,316
[man] Well, I could've used
a little more time,
391
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,785
but uh, we'll stay
on our toes, eh?
392
00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:16,354
Anything I should watch out for?
393
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:18,322
Well, from what I've
seen of three-judge panels,
394
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,291
it's politics and personality
that tip the balance.
395
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:22,927
You're gonna need two out
of three to back you in there...
396
00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:25,296
meaning, we're gonna have
to win a few friends, all right?
397
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:26,330
All right.
398
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,398
Hi, Brandon.
399
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:28,799
Hi, Janice, are
you and Alex ready
400
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,234
for your coup d'etat?
401
00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:33,104
Look. Politically, we may
be in opposite camps,
402
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:34,539
but you know how much I admired
403
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,140
the way you handled
yourself with Roland Turner.
404
00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:38,075
Well, I don't want
to seem ungrateful,
405
00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:39,944
but this sure is a
funny way of showing it.
406
00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:41,913
It's nothing personal, Brandon.
407
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,515
Yeah, it never is.
408
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:45,617
Yeah.
409
00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:52,957
Very PC of you, Walsh,
a representative of color.
410
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,192
You're kidding, and I thought
411
00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:58,063
I just hired the best
available attorney... ha!
412
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,633
Is Janice Williams
still with Diaz?
413
00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:03,935
Yeah, but she wished me luck.
414
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,036
Wasn't that big of her?
415
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,571
Look at this.
416
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:07,672
I can't believe this,
417
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:08,806
somebody ordered take-out here.
418
00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:10,108
Oh, that's mine, over here.
419
00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:13,477
Who's the hungry man?
420
00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:14,512
That's Aaron Dershenbaum.
421
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:15,680
He's the head jurist,
422
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,181
teaches Constitutional Law here.
423
00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:18,983
From what I can
pick up, prides himself
424
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:21,786
on defending the
protected classes.
425
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:23,654
What was that you were
saying about politics?
426
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:25,723
- What about the other two?
- [Andrea] That's Marcia Ramsden,
427
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,192
up-and-coming feminist
lawyer, specializing
428
00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:29,827
in sexual discrimination suits.
429
00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:31,228
Great.
430
00:20:31,229 --> 00:20:34,499
Okay, so it's not exactly
the panel we hoped for.
431
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,702
And to think I could be
in Steve's limo right now
432
00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,738
arriving at the Rolling
Stones concert.
433
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:44,208
[presenter]
Welcome to the Rose Bowl
434
00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:46,310
and tonight's Rolling
Stones concert.
435
00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:50,381
Stadium policy prohibits the
following inside the stadium:
436
00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:53,384
bottles, cans, coolers
or containers of any kind,
437
00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:57,888
drugs, alcohol, camera
or video equipment.
438
00:20:57,889 --> 00:21:00,391
All patrons subject
to search at all gates.
439
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:03,894
There is no
check-in of any items.
440
00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:07,366
Please leave valuables
locked inside your vehicle.
441
00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:11,469
Welcome to the Rose Bowl
442
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:13,738
and tonight's Rolling
Stones concert.
443
00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:16,273
Stadium policy prohibits the
following inside the stadium...
444
00:21:16,274 --> 00:21:17,675
No, no, no, lose the book.
445
00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:18,776
You're embarrassing me.
446
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,077
Come on. What're
you talking about?
447
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:21,078
There's a lot of
dead time at concerts.
448
00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:22,347
I'm gonna make the most of it.
449
00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:26,951
[Clare] Kelly! Hi.
450
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,686
[Kelly] Hey, I didn't know
you guys were coming.
451
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:29,687
- [David] Hey!
- Well,
452
00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:30,988
David's father invited us.
453
00:21:30,989 --> 00:21:32,223
So we thought we'd
come down and check out
454
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:33,924
what this Stones
hype was all about.
455
00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:35,526
I thought we were here to bag
on everything.
456
00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:36,494
Well, that, too.
457
00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:38,429
Where is Mel? I'd
love to say hello.
458
00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:40,064
We were supposed to
meet him at the main gate,
459
00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:41,599
but I guess he's running
a little late, so we're
460
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,367
gonna go over to will-call
then swing back through.
461
00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:45,903
Same ol' Mel. Happy hunting.
462
00:21:45,904 --> 00:21:46,771
See you guys inside.
463
00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:48,407
Only if you can get backstage.
464
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:53,377
David, I get the impression
from what Kelly said,
465
00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:55,246
your father may not be
the most dependable person
466
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,414
on the planet... yes, no?
467
00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:58,049
No, don't listen
to Kelly, all right?
468
00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:00,951
He'll be here, eventually.
469
00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:01,819
Have a good time.
470
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,055
Steve Sanders.
471
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:06,257
Hey, I see my photographer.
I'll see you in there.
472
00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:07,792
- Okay.
- How do you spell that?
473
00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:11,162
Sanders, S-A-N-D-E-R-S.
474
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,464
I was comped by the band.
475
00:22:13,465 --> 00:22:14,765
Could it be under another name?
476
00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:16,967
Uh, actually, yes it could.
477
00:22:16,968 --> 00:22:18,069
Try Claudette Wells.
478
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:19,404
I'm actually her guest.
479
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,406
Ms. Wells didn't
leave you a ticket.
480
00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:24,408
She's expecting me backstage.
481
00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:26,110
Yeah, try the Special Ticket
Window to your left, sir.
482
00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:27,011
They'll help you
reach your party.
483
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,613
Next.
484
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,850
- Ooh, watch it.
- Sorry, man.
485
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:33,818
Peace.
486
00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:34,753
The Grateful Dead's next month.
487
00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:37,521
Have your IDs ready.
488
00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:39,224
You must have your IDs.
489
00:22:43,061 --> 00:22:44,463
[Steve] My wallet!
490
00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:46,898
Hey!
491
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:52,169
We have a new member,
as you can all see.
492
00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:53,170
His name is Dylan.
493
00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:55,005
Move him into the circle.
494
00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:56,208
He's avoiding us.
495
00:22:58,510 --> 00:22:59,911
Would you like
to move in, Dylan?
496
00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:05,116
Not yet.
497
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:05,983
[woman] All right.
498
00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:07,786
I'll accept that.
499
00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:10,488
Okay, let me introduce
you to the group.
500
00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:12,022
Shira,
501
00:23:12,023 --> 00:23:15,926
Joe, Mitch, Dee, Rich
502
00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:17,462
and Charley.
503
00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:20,297
How you doing?
504
00:23:20,298 --> 00:23:22,199
Oh, we're doing great, genius.
505
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,336
Yeah, we're just about one
step away from the padded room.
506
00:23:25,337 --> 00:23:28,205
[woman] Thank you for that
reminder, Charley.
507
00:23:28,206 --> 00:23:29,373
Okay, when we broke up yesterday
508
00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:30,875
we were talking
about the difference
509
00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:34,311
between guilt
and responsibility.
510
00:23:34,312 --> 00:23:36,413
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
511
00:23:36,414 --> 00:23:38,749
We have a newcomer.
I want to know
512
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,485
what his problem is before
we start opening our veins up.
513
00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:42,920
Not much to say.
514
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:44,923
[Charley] I guess your hat
says it all, huh?
515
00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:47,125
Stones Man.
516
00:23:47,659 --> 00:23:49,393
You a junkie or just a drunk?
517
00:23:49,394 --> 00:23:51,195
Hey, I'm just a
guy wearing a hat.
518
00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:53,230
Why don't you get
off my back and relax?
519
00:23:53,231 --> 00:23:54,632
Don't you tell me to relax.
520
00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:56,368
[woman] Hey, hey, that's enough,
Charley. Sit down.
521
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:58,570
Sit down!
522
00:24:03,141 --> 00:24:05,743
You're dominating
the group again.
523
00:24:05,744 --> 00:24:07,579
Somebody else speak, please.
524
00:24:08,346 --> 00:24:10,315
Did you go to West Beverly High?
525
00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:13,083
Yeah, Class of '93.
526
00:24:13,084 --> 00:24:14,752
Hmm, I thought so.
527
00:24:14,753 --> 00:24:16,587
I was two years ahead of you.
528
00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:18,023
Isn't that sweet?
529
00:24:18,657 --> 00:24:20,759
Another over-privileged
meltdown.
530
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:23,694
I love having rich
boys for dinner.
531
00:24:23,695 --> 00:24:25,162
Hey, do I know you?
532
00:24:25,163 --> 00:24:28,132
Oh, you will, oh, yes.
533
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:30,334
We having fun now!
534
00:24:30,335 --> 00:24:31,603
Hmm?
535
00:24:48,954 --> 00:24:49,887
[man] Ritchie!
536
00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:51,423
Oh!
537
00:24:57,028 --> 00:24:58,796
[Donna] Programs!
538
00:24:58,797 --> 00:25:02,132
Programs. Programs.
539
00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:03,634
[man] Hot dogs!
540
00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:04,869
Hey, Donna,
541
00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:07,571
let's work our way
towards the tunnel.
542
00:25:07,572 --> 00:25:08,906
The Stones are
coming on stage soon.
543
00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:10,141
Okay, I'll be right there.
544
00:25:14,746 --> 00:25:16,080
Donna?
545
00:25:16,081 --> 00:25:17,215
Donna!
546
00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:19,950
Steve?
547
00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:21,151
[Steve] Donna!
548
00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:22,219
Where are you?!
549
00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:23,922
Donna, out here!
550
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,395
Oh, Donna...
551
00:25:32,330 --> 00:25:34,465
Why are you wearing
that ridiculous getup?
552
00:25:34,466 --> 00:25:36,467
Selling programs.
Why, you want one?
553
00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:37,601
No.
554
00:25:37,602 --> 00:25:39,336
I want to get in.
I need a ticket!
555
00:25:39,337 --> 00:25:40,437
Some hippie dude
jacked my wallet.
556
00:25:40,438 --> 00:25:41,438
He stole my cash,
557
00:25:41,439 --> 00:25:43,440
my credit cards,
my ID, everything!
558
00:25:43,441 --> 00:25:45,442
I've got a major business
meeting backstage.
559
00:25:45,443 --> 00:25:46,945
I need to get in.
560
00:25:47,445 --> 00:25:49,313
Hey, Donna, you all right?
561
00:25:49,314 --> 00:25:51,015
Yeah, I am, but Steve's not.
562
00:25:51,016 --> 00:25:52,516
You remember my
friend Steve, right?
563
00:25:52,517 --> 00:25:55,019
- [Ray] Yeah, sure, KEG House.
- Yeah.
564
00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:57,187
Do you think there's any
way we can get Steve in?
565
00:25:57,188 --> 00:25:59,290
Into the show? Sure.
566
00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:00,824
Uh, you know what,
a hundred bucks
567
00:26:00,825 --> 00:26:02,526
I can probably scalp a
great ticket out here, man.
568
00:26:02,527 --> 00:26:04,094
I'd really appreciate that.
569
00:26:04,095 --> 00:26:06,163
Hey, you don't need to pay,
man. I'll get you in for free.
570
00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:07,364
What size are you?
571
00:26:07,365 --> 00:26:09,467
Why do you want to know my size?
572
00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:12,202
[Steve] Ice cream!
573
00:26:12,203 --> 00:26:13,672
Ice cream...
574
00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:16,840
Yeah, can I get an ice cream?
575
00:26:16,841 --> 00:26:17,842
Beat it.
576
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:19,810
Hey, where can I change?
577
00:26:19,811 --> 00:26:20,845
Bathroom's right over there.
578
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,580
You saved my butt, man.
579
00:26:23,581 --> 00:26:24,748
I'm gonna make this up to
you someday.
580
00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:27,551
- Hey, no problem.
- Now with a little luck
581
00:26:27,552 --> 00:26:29,988
I'll be
in the VIP lounge in no time.
582
00:26:32,123 --> 00:26:34,259
[audience cheering]
583
00:26:35,827 --> 00:26:38,228
Hey, Sue, can you...
can you take these?
584
00:26:38,229 --> 00:26:39,831
We're gonna grab
a couple of sodas.
585
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:56,680
In summation, the
court must understand
586
00:26:56,681 --> 00:26:59,883
that after the tragic
death of Josh Richland,
587
00:26:59,884 --> 00:27:02,920
there was no precedent or
language in the Constitution
588
00:27:02,921 --> 00:27:06,458
that accorded the vice
president automatic succession.
589
00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:11,428
And so if Brandon Walsh had not
illegally seized the presidency
590
00:27:11,429 --> 00:27:12,831
for his own aggrandizement,
591
00:27:13,431 --> 00:27:15,033
there would have
been a new election,
592
00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:18,236
which is all we're asking for.
593
00:27:19,604 --> 00:27:20,572
Thank you.
594
00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:22,841
Very good.
595
00:27:24,109 --> 00:27:26,443
Now, I'd like to suggest...
596
00:27:26,444 --> 00:27:27,611
- [alarm beeping]
- Oh...
597
00:27:27,612 --> 00:27:29,080
Excuse me.
598
00:27:30,915 --> 00:27:34,451
Ah, if it's all right
with my colleagues
599
00:27:34,452 --> 00:27:37,388
we'll reconvene in 15 minutes,
600
00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:39,591
with Mr. Walsh's defense.
601
00:27:43,461 --> 00:27:45,462
Why don't they
just rule against me,
602
00:27:45,463 --> 00:27:46,663
and get this thing over with?
603
00:27:46,664 --> 00:27:47,831
Brandon, you have to keep
604
00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:49,466
all that negativity
out of your head.
605
00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:51,268
He's busy thinking
about the concert.
606
00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:52,436
No, what I'm thinking about
607
00:27:52,437 --> 00:27:53,871
is the French Revolution.
608
00:27:53,872 --> 00:27:55,739
I mean, back then
justice was swift.
609
00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:56,840
They didn't spend an hour
610
00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:58,308
dragging your name
through the mud,
611
00:27:58,309 --> 00:27:59,611
they just lopped your head off.
612
00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:06,483
I can't believe I
wasted all my time,
613
00:28:06,484 --> 00:28:07,952
holding all those
Senate meetings.
614
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,155
Wait a second, I thought
you said the only time
615
00:28:11,156 --> 00:28:12,723
you had a quorum was during
that Roland Turner business.
616
00:28:12,724 --> 00:28:13,857
That's right,
617
00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:15,592
but I still called every
meeting to order.
618
00:28:15,593 --> 00:28:16,760
You did?
619
00:28:16,761 --> 00:28:17,896
Yeah.
620
00:28:18,963 --> 00:28:20,632
Ah, that's interesting.
621
00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:24,435
[Charley]
Take off the hat, squid!
622
00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:25,669
Leave him alone, Charley!
623
00:28:25,670 --> 00:28:27,072
Not until he takes off that hat.
624
00:28:28,073 --> 00:28:29,740
Because we're trying
to get clean and that hat
625
00:28:29,741 --> 00:28:31,742
is about getting high.
626
00:28:31,743 --> 00:28:33,343
It is about being cool.
627
00:28:33,344 --> 00:28:35,446
It's about par-tay.
628
00:28:35,447 --> 00:28:36,613
No, I think you got
it backwards, man.
629
00:28:36,614 --> 00:28:37,781
The hat's a gift.
630
00:28:37,782 --> 00:28:39,516
That's it, a gift from
a friend of mine.
631
00:28:39,517 --> 00:28:41,351
It reminds me I got some
people on the outside
632
00:28:41,352 --> 00:28:42,319
I'm trying to get straight for.
633
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,254
Oh, how pious, man. So tell me,
634
00:28:44,255 --> 00:28:46,723
what do you think their
music sounds better on, huh?
635
00:28:46,724 --> 00:28:49,593
- Coke, speed, heroin, what?
- On nothing!
636
00:28:49,594 --> 00:28:50,794
So now you're the un-stoned man?
637
00:28:50,795 --> 00:28:52,696
Yeah. I hate to break it to you.
638
00:28:52,697 --> 00:28:54,798
It's true, I was
sober for two years
639
00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:57,034
and you know what, the
music sounded the same to me.
640
00:28:57,035 --> 00:28:59,604
That is such an
immense crock, dipstick.
641
00:29:01,372 --> 00:29:02,806
I'll tell you something,
I've been at the party
642
00:29:02,807 --> 00:29:04,209
a lot longer than
anybody in this room.
643
00:29:05,310 --> 00:29:09,079
And they don't call it sex,
drugs and rock and roll
644
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,982
for nothing, because they
go hand in hand in hand.
645
00:29:11,983 --> 00:29:13,884
Yeah, well, I don't know
which party you've been to,
646
00:29:13,885 --> 00:29:15,919
but the people at the real
party, they don't stay there
647
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,721
too long 'cause you stay
long enough, you end up dead.
648
00:29:17,722 --> 00:29:20,357
Why aren't you dead?! Tell me!
649
00:29:20,358 --> 00:29:21,826
Why are you still alive?!
650
00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:25,562
Just take that hat off, kid.
651
00:29:25,563 --> 00:29:26,730
I'm not taking off the hat,
652
00:29:26,731 --> 00:29:28,098
'cause I have no
problems with the hat.
653
00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:30,400
You, on the other hand,
you got a big problem with it
654
00:29:30,401 --> 00:29:31,668
and you know why? I think you're
655
00:29:31,669 --> 00:29:32,870
the one who can't
listen to the music
656
00:29:32,871 --> 00:29:34,706
without getting high.
That's what I think.
657
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,841
I don't have to stay
here and listen to this.
658
00:29:37,842 --> 00:29:39,443
Oh, Charley...
659
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,012
Charley!
660
00:29:43,815 --> 00:29:46,851
Okay, why is Charley angry?
661
00:29:48,253 --> 00:29:49,320
Anybody?
662
00:29:50,822 --> 00:29:53,090
Because he knows
Dylan's right...
663
00:29:53,091 --> 00:29:55,059
That hat definitely makes
him want to get wasted.
664
00:29:55,693 --> 00:29:57,061
Me, too.
665
00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:03,233
Jesse, I wouldn't try
any procedural games.
666
00:30:03,234 --> 00:30:04,601
Dershenbaum might get steamed.
667
00:30:04,602 --> 00:30:06,603
Just stick to your
original defense.
668
00:30:06,604 --> 00:30:07,839
Brandon's been
unfairly targeted.
669
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:09,908
What do you think, Brandon?
You think it's too risky?
670
00:30:10,441 --> 00:30:13,077
I say if we're going down,
let's go down swinging.
671
00:30:14,212 --> 00:30:15,547
Two macho guys.
672
00:30:16,848 --> 00:30:18,716
Ah, he's back. Here we go.
673
00:30:21,853 --> 00:30:24,189
I'm sorry for the hideous delay.
674
00:30:25,390 --> 00:30:30,228
My mother is 95 years old, and
she's not getting any younger.
675
00:30:31,229 --> 00:30:35,098
Now... we have Mr. Vasquez
representing Mr. Walsh
676
00:30:35,099 --> 00:30:36,333
to present the defense.
677
00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:37,668
Mr. Vasquez.
678
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:39,236
Your Honor, at this time,
679
00:30:39,237 --> 00:30:42,307
I'd like to ask the court
to dismiss this complaint.
680
00:30:42,807 --> 00:30:44,074
[Aaron] You know, Counselor,
681
00:30:44,075 --> 00:30:46,344
when I want a good
laugh, I watch Letterman.
682
00:30:47,145 --> 00:30:49,846
On what possible grounds are you
basing your motion?
683
00:30:49,847 --> 00:30:52,482
Simply, sir, that the
terms of succession
684
00:30:52,483 --> 00:30:54,785
are in fact self-evident in
the University Constitution,
685
00:30:54,786 --> 00:30:57,154
where it clearly
states, "The Senate
686
00:30:57,155 --> 00:30:59,056
is called to order
by the president."
687
00:30:59,057 --> 00:31:00,490
The fact is,
688
00:31:00,491 --> 00:31:02,392
the Senate has been
meeting continuously
689
00:31:02,393 --> 00:31:05,495
during this school year because
Brandon Walsh cared enough
690
00:31:05,496 --> 00:31:07,965
- to call every meeting to order.
- I object.
691
00:31:07,966 --> 00:31:09,666
[Vazquez] By presiding
over every meeting,
692
00:31:09,667 --> 00:31:10,801
every week, Your Honor,
693
00:31:10,802 --> 00:31:12,169
Brandon Walsh has
single-handedly maintained
694
00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:14,104
the integrity of his office
695
00:31:14,105 --> 00:31:16,640
and therefore should be
legally recognized as president.
696
00:31:16,641 --> 00:31:18,342
[Janice] Your Honor, at most
697
00:31:18,343 --> 00:31:20,877
of those meetings, no
Senators were there.
698
00:31:20,878 --> 00:31:22,213
One moment, Counselor.
699
00:31:25,883 --> 00:31:27,085
[Aaron] What's your opinion?
700
00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:33,857
Objection overruled.
701
00:31:33,858 --> 00:31:36,526
And as far as
Mr. Vasquez's request
702
00:31:36,527 --> 00:31:37,794
for dismissal is concerned:
703
00:31:37,795 --> 00:31:41,331
the University's
constitution may not be clear
704
00:31:41,332 --> 00:31:42,700
regarding rules of succession,
705
00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:45,469
but I for one can't think
of a better or quicker
706
00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:47,638
way to establish precedent.
707
00:31:47,639 --> 00:31:50,775
Motion to dismiss
granted two to one.
708
00:31:51,776 --> 00:31:53,377
This Review Board is over.
709
00:31:53,378 --> 00:31:54,811
Good night, people.
710
00:31:54,812 --> 00:31:57,048
And congratulations,
Mr. President.
711
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:00,951
Let the record
show, I dissented.
712
00:32:00,952 --> 00:32:02,552
That's great!
713
00:32:02,553 --> 00:32:04,588
So, did I win?
714
00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:06,123
Boy, did you get lucky.
715
00:32:06,124 --> 00:32:07,891
Uh-uh, he had a clever lawyer.
716
00:32:07,892 --> 00:32:09,026
A good lawyer
with a gutsy client.
717
00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:10,694
Well, thanks to both of you.
718
00:32:10,695 --> 00:32:11,895
You know, if you hurry up,
719
00:32:11,896 --> 00:32:13,163
you can still
catch that concert.
720
00:32:13,164 --> 00:32:15,399
- You want to come with me?
- [Vazquez] Oh, no.
721
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,501
No, late nights I still
turn into a bartender.
722
00:32:17,502 --> 00:32:19,636
- But take my wife, please.
- I can't.
723
00:32:19,637 --> 00:32:21,605
Of course you can, we're
going to the Voodoo Lounge.
724
00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:23,540
Let's go. Say good-bye.
725
00:32:23,541 --> 00:32:24,508
Congratulations.
726
00:32:24,509 --> 00:32:25,742
I'm glad the revolution's over.
727
00:32:25,743 --> 00:32:27,344
Yeah, we should talk, Janice.
728
00:32:27,345 --> 00:32:28,179
We will.
729
00:32:33,017 --> 00:32:34,651
No hard feelings, Walsh.
730
00:32:34,652 --> 00:32:36,086
No hard feelings, Alex.
731
00:32:36,087 --> 00:32:37,889
But that's "Mr.
President" to you.
732
00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:49,299
What do you mean
his pager's off?
733
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,535
He lives for his pager.
734
00:32:51,969 --> 00:32:53,937
Clare, where are you going?
735
00:32:53,938 --> 00:32:55,706
A cab stand comes to mind.
736
00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:57,407
Good night. I'm going home.
737
00:32:57,408 --> 00:32:58,742
But the tickets are coming.
738
00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:00,644
Like I care anymore!
739
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:03,080
I'm cold, I'm cranky.
740
00:33:03,081 --> 00:33:05,650
God, you know, I wish
we'd never even come.
741
00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:10,688
Let me call you back.
742
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:19,096
How can we end this nightmare?
743
00:33:19,097 --> 00:33:20,665
Oh, come on.
744
00:33:21,866 --> 00:33:23,368
Just wait here with me.
745
00:33:25,303 --> 00:33:28,506
You know, their music's
really not that bad.
746
00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:34,712
[man] Hey, you want to buy
some tickets? Cheap!
747
00:33:37,148 --> 00:33:38,382
Oh...
748
00:33:38,383 --> 00:33:40,083
- [man] I'm sorry.
- [Steve] If you would
749
00:33:40,084 --> 00:33:41,518
just go get Ms.
Wells, I'm telling you, she'd
750
00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:43,721
clear this whole thing up. I
am the real Steve Sanders...
751
00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:45,989
Kelly, tell him who I am.
752
00:33:45,990 --> 00:33:47,191
Who are ya?
753
00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:50,294
Tell him, tell him who I am.
754
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,796
It's true. He's Steve Sanders.
755
00:33:52,797 --> 00:33:53,830
I'll vouch for him.
756
00:33:53,831 --> 00:33:54,798
All right, you wait here.
757
00:33:54,799 --> 00:33:56,099
I'll get Ms. Wells.
758
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:58,235
- [Kelly] Thank you.
- [man] Mm-hmm.
759
00:33:58,236 --> 00:33:59,803
Where have you been?
760
00:33:59,804 --> 00:34:00,737
You don't want to know.
761
00:34:00,738 --> 00:34:02,406
I'm starving, I'm famished.
762
00:34:02,407 --> 00:34:04,074
Try the lobster quiche.
763
00:34:04,075 --> 00:34:05,742
Oh, this is my style. Mm!
764
00:34:05,743 --> 00:34:07,077
Five minutes out
there with the masses
765
00:34:07,078 --> 00:34:09,147
and I start getting a
hive, I'm telling you.
766
00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:13,350
Yes, I think this is my man.
767
00:34:13,351 --> 00:34:14,317
[man] All right.
768
00:34:14,318 --> 00:34:16,319
Here, you're gonna need this.
769
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,621
Thank you, Claudette.
770
00:34:17,622 --> 00:34:18,655
Well, what happened to you?
771
00:34:18,656 --> 00:34:21,825
Um, some hippie
dude stole my wallet.
772
00:34:21,826 --> 00:34:24,094
He's out there with my name,
my credit cards, everything.
773
00:34:24,095 --> 00:34:25,962
But it doesn't matter
now because I'm here.
774
00:34:25,963 --> 00:34:28,165
- We can talk about my concept...
- Oh, hold that thought.
775
00:34:28,166 --> 00:34:30,033
- The band's cooking. Come on.
- Where we going?
776
00:34:30,034 --> 00:34:31,101
- Dancing.
- Dancing?
777
00:34:31,102 --> 00:34:32,170
Come on!
778
00:34:33,471 --> 00:34:34,538
The apple, the apple!
779
00:34:34,539 --> 00:34:35,573
[Kelly] Here!
780
00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:42,179
If you need an extra pillow,
781
00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:44,714
talk to Oscar, the floor man.
782
00:34:44,715 --> 00:34:46,516
Everybody else in this
place will stonewall you.
783
00:34:46,517 --> 00:34:47,684
Excuse me?
784
00:34:47,685 --> 00:34:49,921
Eh, it's just a helpful hint.
785
00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:52,923
I can get you cigarettes, too...
786
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,691
if you need 'em.
787
00:34:54,692 --> 00:34:56,126
I don't need 'em.
788
00:34:56,127 --> 00:34:58,395
Nicotine's the one drug
I've managed to avoid.
789
00:34:58,396 --> 00:34:59,830
So when
Oscar brings this pillow,
790
00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:01,865
is he gonna do me the
favor of taking you away
791
00:35:01,866 --> 00:35:03,567
or do I get to do that myself?
792
00:35:03,568 --> 00:35:04,835
Oh, come on.
793
00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:07,270
I give every new
fish the third degree.
794
00:35:07,271 --> 00:35:08,538
I've got a reputation to uphold.
795
00:35:08,539 --> 00:35:10,540
A reputation for what, being
796
00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:12,209
obnoxious?
797
00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:14,711
And charming, too, you'll find.
798
00:35:14,712 --> 00:35:17,014
Hey, I was a rich brat, too.
799
00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:21,952
Look, don't even
tell me this is the spot
800
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:23,653
where you start telling me
we're gonna be buddies.
801
00:35:23,654 --> 00:35:25,655
I'm gonna tell you right
now, dude, I will puke.
802
00:35:25,656 --> 00:35:27,491
No, no. I could never be friends
803
00:35:27,492 --> 00:35:30,293
with anybody who shows so
little respect for their elders.
804
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:33,997
Well, elder, let me
tell you how it is.
805
00:35:33,998 --> 00:35:36,066
I came to this
place to get better.
806
00:35:36,067 --> 00:35:38,401
- You're just making it worse.
- Wrong.
807
00:35:38,402 --> 00:35:41,738
"What does not kill you
will make you stronger."
808
00:35:41,739 --> 00:35:43,373
Now think about it.
809
00:35:43,374 --> 00:35:46,576
Because I was tough on
you in there, you got stronger.
810
00:35:46,577 --> 00:35:47,844
So what?
811
00:35:47,845 --> 00:35:49,746
Well, then you got
tough on me, I folded.
812
00:35:49,747 --> 00:35:51,414
Yeah, you folded.
813
00:35:51,415 --> 00:35:52,916
You're sitting in my room
feeling sorry for yourself.
814
00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:55,052
No, no, man, what I'm saying...
815
00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:01,925
Nobody else in this place
has got the juice to take me on.
816
00:36:01,926 --> 00:36:03,126
What, you mean you're telling me
817
00:36:03,127 --> 00:36:04,094
you actually
liked that in there?
818
00:36:04,095 --> 00:36:07,931
Yeah, yeah, listen, listen,
819
00:36:07,932 --> 00:36:10,267
I gotta get my act
together this time.
820
00:36:10,268 --> 00:36:14,038
I am 42 years old.
821
00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:17,675
This go-round is
gonna be my last.
822
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:28,386
I'll do what I can.
823
00:36:31,055 --> 00:36:32,089
Good...
824
00:36:33,824 --> 00:36:34,892
good.
825
00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:40,263
So about that Stones hat?
826
00:36:40,264 --> 00:36:42,232
What, you are still
after me about the hat?
827
00:36:42,233 --> 00:36:43,267
Yeah.
828
00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:45,403
Can I borrow it?
829
00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:55,580
I don't think it'll kill you.
830
00:36:57,848 --> 00:36:58,983
That's the idea.
831
00:37:09,827 --> 00:37:12,196
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