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♪ One, two, three, four,
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(panting)

(barking)

(barks)

(barking)
Come on, Rocky,
pick up the pace.
(barking)
Come on, Rocky,
pick up the pace.

Let's get moving.

Don't worry, Rocky.

(bells tolling)
You know what?
(bells tolling)
You know what?

You take your time.

(Rocky whines quietly)

Nice work.

Well, maybe he needs a rest.

DAVID:
Donna, what he
needs is exercise.

He's more out of
shape than I am.

Don't you listen to David.

You are the most wonderful dog
in the whole wide world.

And this afternoon,
Brenda and I are going

to the animal rights meeting

to make sure
they never experiment on doggies

like you again.

What's the matter?

I think he's saying,
less talk, more rub.

(laughs)
Oh.

Here. How's that? Oh!

(birds singing)

Hey, what's this?

New fashion statement, Bren?

Very interesting.

It's for Rocky.
Uh-huh.

Although you could
use it more.

Oh. Wow.

I didn't realize I was
dogging it these days.

No, just
straying a bit.

Ah.

So, is it Kelly
you're slipping away
with every night?

Oh, you'd really love

to see her and Dylan
break up, wouldn't you?

Me? I only want
what's best for you.

Mm-hmm. Sorry,
it's not Kelly.

I didn't really
think so.

You left behind
your new cologne

when you went
off with her
last weekend.

Don't you have any ex-fiancés
to harass?

Brandon, it's obvious that
you're seeing someone serious,

and you promised me that
I would be the first to know.

Did I?

Well, actually,
you're going to be the second.

Kelly already knows.

Thanks a lot.

Hey, I'm sorry.
I had to tell her.

She's been covering for me.

Why do you need a cover?

(sighs)

Because I've been seeing
Lucinda, OK?

Lucinda?

As in Lucinda
Nicholson, my teacher?

The same.

How long has this
been going on?

A while.

Is that why she broke
up with her husband?

Oh, man, you sound
like Josh Richland.

Hey, I am on
your side.
Good.

Then you'll forget
what I just told you.

My butt's hanging
way over the line on this.

I'm on the task force,
she's a teacher.

It's not a good thing.

I understand.
Good.

And with that,
I bid you fondly.

I'm going to meet Steve
at a golf course.

Golf?

(clears throat)

My sentiments exactly.

You and Lucinda Nicholson--
that is so hot.

Sorry.

Not another word.

(laughter and crowd chatter)

One decaf.

Ah, the new Condor.

I see that the animal rights
issue made front-page news.

Yeah, it would seem the trustees
are voting whether or not

to ban animal testing
at all the university labs.

Yeah. Donna and Brenda
are really getting

into the thick of it.

So, where do you stand--
testing or no testing?

Well, I don't know.

I think equating the death
of broiler chickens

to Schindler's List
is a little extreme,

but a lot of it
is cruel and unnecessary.

Did the article on
Brandon come out yet?

No, but they have
some lovely, candid shots

of your weekend there.

That... that was taken
at a square dance.

Hmm. How many do-si-dos
did you and your partner do?

Please.

Well, you do take a lot of what
Lucinda Nicholson says to heart,

and, Kel, we both know
the woman defines monogamy

as jumping into the sack
with one person at the time.

I don't get it.

Why do you have all this
animosity towards Lucinda?

I'm just kidding, Kel.

No, I don't
think so.

In fact,
I think

that the real reason you don't
want to finance her documentary

is because she is a strong woman
with a feminist point of view,

and you can't handle it.

Yeah, can you picture this?

Me standing there quaking
in the shadow

of Lucinda Nicholson's
gargantuan feminist intellect?

All I know is that last week,
you loved her proposal.

And this week, I decided not
to back the project.

I have the right
to change my mind.

Yes, you do,

but let's just have her over
for dinner,

and we'll talk this
whole thing out.

Kel...
If you still don't want to back
the film, I will understand.

But if we don't give her
a second chance,

she's just going to think
we're a bunch of kids,

and I wouldn't be able
to face her again.

I don't know.

Come on.

Please?

You're cheating.
Mm-hmm.

You know that.

(squeals)

Thank you.

Hey, I thought
you were Walsh's girl.

Brandon and I
are just friends.

Really?
Yeah.

Last weekend
it looked like

you guys were practically
swapping spit.

Why don't you do
the planet a favor?

Call Dr. Kevorkian.

Steve, I've known you
for four years, man.

When did you learn
how to play golf?

Well, it's like
driving a car, Brandon.

Once you learn
how to do it,

it's natural.

So, you've had
a few lessons, huh?

Well, when I was
in junior high school,

my dad tried to turn me
into the next Jack Nicklaus.

I'd say
he did a pretty good job.

You know,

C.U.'s got a golf team.

You should try
and go out for it.

(laughs)
There's no way.

If I joined the golf team,

that would make my father
way too happy.

No, seriously, man, if playing
golf is so painful for you,

how come you entered in this
father-and-son golf tournament?

No, never mind me.

What's up with you, pal?

What's going on with you
and Kelly?

People are talking.

Yeah, well, people have
empty, squalid lives, Steve.

Come on, Brandon--
confess, deny,

show me a secret video,
a Polaroid, anything.

(sighs)

It's just politics, man.

She helps me out
with the task force,

and that's all
that's on the agenda.

Phew! I am sorry
to hear that, man.

I was hoping you were
a better politician than that.

(clanging)

ALLAN:
In the past year alone,

the movement has had
enormous successes.

Burdick Industries halted
their barbaric experiments

on one-week-old puppies.

Uh, Arcadia University
suspended funding for a series

of grotesque experiments
on pregnant monkeys.

JONATHAN:
Look, um,

we have every reason
to believe

that the Board of Trustees
is going to vote

to ban all animal testing

at California University

when they convene
in two days, people.
That's right.
when they convene
in two days, people.
That's right.

But to make sure that they
decide to do the right thing,

it's really important
that we have a huge turnout

at the rally.
That's right.

ALLAN:
So, thank you
for your passion

and your commitment,
and we'll see you then.

Thanks.

(overlapping crowd chatter)

BRENDA: Allan,
that was incredible,
and I just

want you to know

that Donna and I will do
anything we can to help.

Great. So how's Rocky?
Have you heard anything?

Yeah. We just got him
back from the lab.

ALLAN:
That's great.
Let's hope

he's all right,
'cause a lot of times,

these animals are really sick.

Oh, not Rocky.

ALLAN:
Well, that's good.

And thanks for all your help.

So, what do
you think?

I'd march
in his army any day.

(laughs)

Yeah. These are
the signed Xerox...

Well, it looks like your task
force accomplished its mission.

Yeah, and you know the
best part for me was how

we worked out a
national strategy

with the other schools.

Dylan didn't mind
you going off with Kelly?

Well, why
should he?

I mean, they're
not an item.

Are they?

No, Mother.

(door opening)

Hi, honey.
Hey, Bren.
Hi, honey.
Hey, Bren.

What's that smell?

Dinner.

BRENDA:
It's red meat, isn't it?

Ugh! I'll pass.

There's no way
that I can eat animal flesh.

Not after the meeting
I just came from.

That was that animal
rights thing, right?

Yes, and it was quite
an education.

You know, we have no right

to impose our power
on other species.

It is totally immoral.

We might as well eat our young.

BRANDON:
Listen, Bren, if you want
to become a vegetarian,

that's really cool,
but, uh, before you
get too crazy,

those boots aren't
exactly made out of
broccoli, Chief.

Brandon,
I am changing my diet first.

Then my leather products.

Okay.

(doorbell ringing)

I'll get it.

Why can't she ever do anything
halfway?

Hi.

Is Brandon here?

Brandon, Kelly's here.

(door closing)

(laughs)

You know.

Ah.

(Kelly sighs)

So, what's the problem?

Dylan doesn't want to
back Lucinda's film.

But he's willing
to have dinner with her

to reconsider
the whole thing,

and I still think
that there's a good chance

he can come around if...

If what?

If you'll come to dinner, too.

Kelly, the fewer people

that know about me and Lucinda
the better.

Yeah, I know.

But he's getting a little weird
about you and me.

I just don't think
it'll work unless you come.

You didn't tell him what almost
happened between us, did you?

Oh, no, but he saw the picture
in the Condor,

and even though he says
he's joking,

obviously it's bothering him.

Great.

But if he sees

that you're dating
Lucinda,

then it'd just smooth
everything over.

Kelly, I am not
dating Lucinda.

We're just sleeping together.

Why won't he back her film?

I think it's because
he's intimidated by her.

But if he sees

that you're comfortable
with her,

then he'll be comfortable
with her, too.

DONNA:
Hurry, David.

I think he needs water.

Here you go, boy.

Look, Rocky.

Doesn't that
look nice?

Rocky.

What's the matter
with him?

He won't eat.
He won't drink.

He hasn't been right
all day, Donna.

Well, should I give him
some food?

I already tried that.

(sighs) Listen, first
thing tomorrow morning,

I'm gonna take
him to the vet.

Well, you don't think
he's sick, do you?

I don't know, but
we got to find out.

David, what if something's
wrong with him?

Don't worry. We'll
take care of him.
(sighs)

Come on, Rocky.

Good boy.
Look.

Good boy.

Yeah, see, it's gonna
be all right.

It's gonna be all right.

(chanting)

You're mad,
aren't you?

No, more like betrayed.

I'm sorry.

Keeping us a secret
from everyone

has been next
to impossible.

Who else knows
besides Kelly?

My sister.

Oh, swell.

Two students
from my class.

It's a nightmare.

Listen, I could have
just blown Kelly off,

told her the dinner
was a bad idea

and you never
would have known

about any of this.
You couldn't even keep a secret

about not keeping a secret.

No.

I know how much
your film means to you,

and I know how little
the money means to Dylan.

Listen, Brandon,

I've already embarrassed
myself once.

Okay, Dylan made
up his mind,

he didn't want to
get involved.

Let's move on, okay?
Lucinda,

if you get your film funded,

then maybe you can become
a full-time filmmaker

and then just maybe you and I
can go out in public somewhere.

You ever think
of that?

Yeah.

Look, I'm sorry.

I-I know you're
under pressure, too.

And I know Dylan.

If all of us are there
and we work him a little bit,

maybe he'll come around.

And you're willing to
help convince him?

Funny. That's what
I've been trying to say.

(knocking on door)

RICHLAND:
Miss Nicholson,

can I talk to
you a minute?

Oh, man,
it's Josh Richland.

You got to
get rid of him.

Yes?
Hi.

I'm Josh Richland
from the Condor.

I hope this isn't
about a subscription.

No.

I guess this is a bad time

but I'd like to interview you

for an article I'm finishing up
on Brandon Walsh.

You know Brandon, right?

Sure.

Um, why don't you come by my
office tomorrow and we can talk.

Okay.

That was easy.

Have a good night.

You, too.

How did he know
I was here?

I have no idea,
but I got...

I, I can't dodge any more
bullets like that.

Me neither.

So we'll do the dinner
tomorrow night?

(sighs)

You, me, Kelly
and Dylan.

Yeah...

maybe it does have
its possibilities.

I've never thrown
a dinner party.

I probably bought
way too much food,

but I'm still nervous
that it's not enough.

Well, as long as
there are no more
surprise guests.

You're not upset with me
for inviting Brandon,

are you?
No, of course not.

I really appreciate
all the trouble
you're going to.

Anything to help.

By the way, your
weekend with Brandon

seems to have done
him a world of good.

I don't know what
went on up there,
but whatever it was,

he's come back
a new man.

Come to
tomorrow's rally.

Stand up for animal rights.

Don't let the torture
of innocent animals

go on any longer.

What's up, Bren.
Hey.
DONNA: David.

What'd the vet say
about Rocky?

Uh, not too much.

Um, but he seems to
be doing better.

Well, did he have anything
to eat?

Yeah, I fed him
when we got home.

Oh, that is such a relief.

Andrea,
you know about

tomorrow's
rally, right?

You guys know how I feel
about this stuff.

Well, why don't you
just come over

and look at some
literature.

It might change
your mind.
All right.
It might change
your mind.
All right.

Listen, Bren, I
finally got Rocky's
blood test back

and, uh...

the vet says there's
nothing more he
can do for him.

(sighs)
He has cancer.

Oh, my God.

I don't know what I'm
gonna do about Donna.

DAVID: I mean,
should I tell her?

You might want to wait
for the right time.

(bells tolling)
Yeah.

I'll see you later.

Bye.

I can't believe you
guys are involved

with this mindless
kind of radicalism.

It isn't mindless.

Andrea, you're always
the one who believes

in standing up
for a good cause.

That is, unless you think
the abuse of innocent animals

doesn't count
for anything.

You know, Brenda, there is
another side to this.

Come on. I want to show you
something.

If you guys are gonna
protest something,

at least see
what it's all about

before you try
to tear it apart.

Welcome to Lab 33.
(cat meowing)
Welcome to Lab 33.
(cat meowing)

DONNA:
What are they doing?

ANDREA:
Behavioral research.

They're studying the sleeping
patterns of cats.

Ah, that's just
what the world needs.

Bren, have
a little faith.

The work here may be
the only hope we have

in finding a cure
for SIDS.

Wait, Andrea,

speak English or
I'm leaving.

I'm sorry.

SIDS is short for
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

It's the leading killer
of babies

in their first year of life.

That's right.
I've heard of it.

They don't know
what causes it.

ANDREA:
That's what's
so heartbreaking.

I mean, there are
no warning signs.

Every year 10,000 babies
die of crib death

because
we don't understand

how the brain controls breathing
during sleep.

Well, I'm sure
putting electrodes

in these animals' skulls isn't
very pleasant for them either.

ANDREA:
I know it looks awful

but they don't
feel a thing.

You guys, I had
the same concerns you did,

but I checked out
Dr. Reardon's approach.

She does everything possible
to minimize suffering.

So that makes it all right?

You know,
it may seem cruel,

but if experimenting on these
animals can help find a cure,

I'm sorry, I can live with that.

I mean, who knows?

What's learned here

can maybe help save
my baby's life.

I had no idea.

Look, maybe this lab is doing
worthwhile research

but I'm sure
that it's the exception.

Look, Brenda...
Andrea,
Look, Brenda...
Andrea,

you have your opinion
and I have mine, okay?

Donna, come on,
let's go.

(softly humming)

Ooh,
very impressive.

Where did you get
all this stuff?

It pays to have a mother
with fine taste

in crystal and
bone china.

Mm. I wouldn't know.

Be sure and tell me
which fork to use.
All right.

Maybe I should take away
the floral arrangement?

Kel, relax.
It's perfect.

Really,
everything looks great.

Why the fourth
setting, though?

I was, uh, gonna just tell you
about that.

See, it's been
kind of a hectic day,

and you were out surfing...

Well, I invited Lucinda's
boyfriend to come.

She has a boyfriend already?

The woman's been divorced
for 15 minutes.

Who is this guy you invited?

He must be a piece of work.

Actually, it's Brandon.

(clears throat)

(doorbell rings)

Don't you think
you'd better get that?

(sighs)

Lucinda, Brandon.

Hi.

Dylan, this place
is incredible.

California Craftsman.
When was it built?

Late teens,
early '20s?

Something like
that, yeah.

Uh, why don't I give you
the grand tour?

Well, bro, I guess the
cat's out of the bag.

I would say the cat

hasn't even begun
to show her face yet, man.

But since when did Lucinda
recruit you

for, uh, fundraising duty?

Hey, it's a great project.

You said so yourself.

Did I say that?

Come on, Rocky.

Come on, take
your medicine.

Come on, I know
it doesn't taste good,

but it's going to make you
all well.

Come on.

What are we
gonna do?

Maybe if we put a blanket
over him to keep him warm.

I'll get it.

Listen, Donna,

I don't think you
should expect too much.

What do you mean?

You said he was getting better.

Yeah, well,
I didn't want to hurt you,

but, um...

the fact is, he's pretty sick.

Well, that's,

that's why he has to
take his medicine,

so he can get
well, right?

Shh.
You've got
to tell her, David.
Shh.
You've got
to tell her, David.

Tell me what?

Donna...

Rocky has cancer.

Cancer?

Yeah.

The vet says he thinks
it's about time we
put him to sleep.

How can you say that?

He's going to get well, okay?

Yeah, you're going to be okay.

Shh.

Mmm, Kelly, this
crème brûlée
is delicious.

Did you make
it yourself?

I bought it myself.

No, thanks.

Kel, really,
it's great.

You know, you might
want to consider

letting Kel here work

on the old menu there
at Chez Peach Pit.

Maybe.

Well, why don't we get back
to why we're here.

Brandon,
you've seen the film.

What do you think?

I'm far more
interested

in what Dylan
thinks of it.

Well, I'm no Roger Ebert,

but it looked okay to me.

I hope you have
good luck with it.

Thank you.

Lucinda, maybe you could
go over your

marketing ideas
for us one more time.

Ah, we've already done that.

There is money to be made
when it's sold to television.

I mean, it has
a built-in audience.

Every woman in America
is gonna want to see it.

It sounds like
what you guys need

is a woman producer.

A woman distributor.

You know, Lucinda,

I think
it's probably time we left.

Yeah, I think we reached
that point

a long time ago.

Kelly, thanks for everything.
Thanks.

Guys, look, I'm really sorry.

I don't know
what got into him.

It's okay.
Don't be mad at him.

No, be furious.

Good night.
Good night, Kelly.

Bye.

Thank you for ruining
my first dinner party.

I just didn't know
any other way to handle it.

You know,
I don't care so much

that you don't want
to help her out,

but I don't understand
why you had to be so rude?

She's somebody
who means a lot to me.

Why? When you grow up,
you want to be just like her?

Yeah, maybe I do.

You know what?

The only person that you hurt
here tonight was yourself.

Because this
is gonna be

a great film and you're not
gonna be a part of it.

Don't worry about me, Kel.

Worry about Brandon.

Why?

Because he's got
an incredible woman?

What?

Are you jealous?

Yeah. Yeah, your role model,

she is so incredible.

While you and Brandon were off

having your little square dance
last weekend,

she tried to use
some of that Guatemalan

mumbo jumbo
to get me into bed.

What are you talking about?

Why would she do
something like that?

You think she wants
your money so bad?

Well, I thought so at first,
but actually I think it's

a little more basic
than that, Kel.

I just happened to be
the closest available warm body.

You have lost it.

Hey, how nice was I
supposed to be, huh?

Did you want me
to sleep with her?

He ate and slept?

Well, Donna, that's great.

What's crazy?

Oh, nothing.

I was just thinking that maybe
the reason Rocky chose us

was because he knew
we could help him get better.

Well, you're certainly
making me feel better.

Look, um, I've got to go if
I'm going to catch a ride

with my mom to school,
so I'll see you at the rally.

Yeah, I just,

I just hope Andrea understands
why we're doing it.

Let's hope the Board
of Trustees understands.

Get there early, all right?
We want to be in front.

Okay, bye.

Rocky's feeling better, huh?

Yeah, he had
a good night's sleep.

Well, at least somebody did.

Why?

Your double date
get a little confusing?

Yeah. Dylan totally bailed.

You know, I'm actually
starting to believe

he thinks something's
going on between me and Kelly.

Is there?

You see, that's why I
shouldn't be telling you things.

Have fun at your rally.

We will.

Today is the day C.U.
stops animal testing.

I'm sure they will.
Be there or beware.

Give 'em hell, sis.

Now get out of here.

Are Brenda and Donna
running late?

They're at the animal rights
rally, no doubt.

Oh, good for them.

But they're going to miss
our class on folk medicine.

I've brought in
some artifacts...

Yeah, Kelly?

I didn't think
we finished

Wednesday's discussion
on fidelity.

Oh, I think it
ran its course.

I didn't think we, um,

ever really explored
the concept of betrayal.

Well, if you're looking

for an anthropological model,
you can try the Eskimos.

Do they go after
each other's mates?

As a matter of fact,

when a man goes off hunting,

he expects other men
to satisfy his wife.

And when the women
go off gathering?

Do other women head straight
for their boyfriends?

They might.

It's so much a part
of their culture,

they even have
a word for it.

"Ungatoaken."

It describes the close bond
they all feel

for sharing the same lover.

Fortunately, we are not Eskimos.

Or are we?

LUCINDA:
Kelly, we talked about

how men and women aren't
monogamous by nature.

Traditional monogamy
only works

when everyone adheres
to the same morality.

So, going after
a friend's husband

is actually a natural reflex?

Not quite.

But I do believe,
like the Eskimos,

that relationships
can be healthier

if people are more honest
with each other

about their sexual impulses.

And that's as honest
as I can be.

Does that make sense?

Yeah, I'm afraid it does.

Okay, well, if you all want
to come up to my desk,

you can check out some
of these different items

which are used by
women who are healers.

ALLAN:
The Board of Trustees meeting

will be letting out
at any minute.

Victory is only seconds away.

An important victory
with historical significance,

because for once,
this campus is going on record

as saying that life,

in all its forms,

is more important than profits.

(cheering and applause)

You can all be
proud of yourselves

because we all did it together!

(cheering)

(inaudible whispering)

Uh... I've just been informed

that despite their assurances
to the contrary,

the Board of Trustees
has voted to table the issue.

What does that mean?

It means that

they've postponed the vote.

They've avoided
taking a position.

Therefore, funding for
animal research continues.

They can't get away with this!

They promised us!

Animal rights now! Come on!

ALL (chanting):
Animal rights now!

Animal rights now!

Animal rights now!

JANET:
Here comes Callahan!
Animal rights now!
JANET:
Here comes Callahan!

He's one of
the trustees!

Killer!

Animal rights now!

(protestors booing)

(clamoring)

Move out of the way
and let him go, please.

Hey, stop it!

This is a movement
against violence!

(clamoring continues)

JESSE:
All right,
what do you say

we name him Emmanuel?
All right?

For me, it would be
after my cousin Manny.

For Andrea, it would
be after the temple.

BRANDON:
That's good.
That's good.

And if it's a girl,
what, maybe we should name her

Beth Israel.

Well, I'm not gonna
name him Guacamole.

I didn't say "Guacamole."

I suggested,
merely suggested
Margarita.

KELLY:
Hi, guys.

Hey, Kel.

ANDREA: You want to sit down
and help us with baby names?
KELLY: Um, Brandon...

No, we've actually got
some business to discuss.

Excuse us.

Hmm.

Thanks
for meeting me.

You're welcome.
What's up?

Um, I don't really
know where to start.

You think there's something
going on with them?

I don't know.

I mean, I never
would have thought so,

but you should have seen
Kelly in class today.

I mean, she and Lucinda

were supposedly
discussing monogamy,

but there was, I don't know,
a whole lot more

going on than
a theoretical discussion.

So that's why Dylan's
been acting so weird.

Do you think it
could be true?

She's certainly capable of it.

It's not as if
she's ever claimed

to be anything other than
what she is.

I just never thought
she'd try it with Dylan.

Any more than Dylan ever thought
I would try it with you.

At least some of us know
when to stop ourselves.

But did we stop ourselves
any sooner than Dylan did?

I mean, maybe Lucinda's right.

Maybe under the right
circumstances,

we are all capable of betrayal.

This is really bad.

If I'm going to have an honest
relationship with Dylan,

I am gonna have to tell him

what happened between you and me
at the retreat.

No, I think you should
let me tell him.

No.

I think it would be best

if I was the one
to tell him first.

(Rocky whimpering)

Come on, just hang on, Rocky.

Hang on.

You're going
to be all right.

(whimpering continues)

Maybe he'd be more comfortable
if we just let him rest.

I'll just get him
some more medicine.

Donna, look...

Maybe you should just
let him go, okay?

I mean, this is no way
for him to live.

How can you say that?

Guys, I think
he stopped breathing.

(crying):
No!

DAVID:
Donna...

Donna, I'm sorry.

Oh...

Brenda, they killed him.

You know that they killed him.

It's just not fair.

They won't get away
with this, Donna.

I won't let them.

(knocking on door)

You're late.

Not like you.

Yeah, well, I got held
up at the Peach Pit,

talking to Kelly.

I see.

And now you're
all upset?

Is it true?

Why don't you sit down.

There are some things
I need to say, too.

Why don't you tell me
what went on

between you and Dylan?

You hungry?

'Cause I've got
some food over here.

What went on?

Nothing.

When Dylan was here
last weekend,

things might have been taken
the wrong way.

I... I thought he
was more like you.

More like me.

So, in other words,
you came on to him?

We flirted a little bit.

But I do get the sense
that he was offended.

You make this all sound
so matter-of-fact.

What about us?

Come on, Brandon.

When I did my Richland interview
yesterday,

he told me how cuddly you and
Kelly were up at the retreat.

Now, how's it
any different?

(sighs)

Because I feel bad about that.

Dylan's an old friend.

Well, if he is,
he'll understand.

Just like I do.

Right. Of course.

You have a convenient philosophy
for everything.

Brandon, listen to me.

What happened between
me and Dylan

in no way changes
or diminishes

what I feel for you.

I thought you might say that.

But I gotta tell you something.

I don't know
what you are to me anymore.

A fantasy.

Just like you are to me.

No, thanks.

(door opens, then slams shut)

(crickets chirping)

DONNA:
So then we called the vet,

and they said
we needed to decide

whether we wanted him
cremated or buried.

You mean, like
in a pet cemetery?

Yeah.

I just... I don't know
if I could handle that.

I mean... I want a
memorial for him.

You know, something
to remember him by.

I know.

It'll be okay.

You know, I read somewhere
that the loss of a pet

is actually harder to handle

than the loss
of another human being.

I mean,
with other people,

our feelings
are so complicated.

But with a dog or a cat,
it's just about love.

I know.

So how's Brenda?

She must have had a hard time
with this, too?

Yeah, she's pretty torn up
about it.

I guess it was a rough week
for all of us.

Why?

What's the matter?

(sighs)

I just finished telling Dylan
the truth

about my weekend with Brandon.

Steve, it was awfully nice
of you and your father

to invite Brandon and Jim
to go golfing next week.

Now if I could only
uninvite myself.

(tires squealing)

Hi, Dylan.

Hi.

Well, hurry on in, boys.

I'm gonna put some brownies
in the microwave.

Great.

Hey, D.
Good to see you.

Yeah, I think we need to have us
a little man-to-man, Brandon.

Yeah, I was coming over
to see you

regarding the same matter.

Come on inside.

No, I think right here
is just fine.

What's going on, ladies?

It's private, Steve.

Would you mind taking
these into my mother?

Yeah.

Look, you know
I gotta do this, right?

BRANDON:
I'm sorry, bro.

No "sorry."

You've been getting on
my nerves for weeks
and you know it.

Guys, what's going on here?

Listen, Dylan,

the problem has
been mine, not yours.

Yeah, you can
say that again.

Ever since I bought the Pit,
all you can do is put me on

a little guilt trip.
I can explain that, all right?
a little guilt trip.
I can explain that, all right?

Hey, I lent you my girlfriend,
you made a move on her.

You made a move on Kelly?
Nothing happened.

Then you send your little
sex freak over to my house,

trying to look for
some kind of handout.

It was temporary insanity,
all right?

I wasn't thinking with my head.

You weren't thinking at all.

Hold on a second.

Let's back up to the part
about the sex freak.

You know what, man,
you've obviously got

some kind of problem
with me, don't you, huh?

Right now is your chance,
make your move, come on.

Guys...
Dylan, I'm not gonna
hit you, man.
Guys...
Dylan, I'm not gonna
hit you, man.

You're like a brother to me,
I'm not gonna do it.
Guys...

Guys...
You have to.

No, I don't have to, but if you
feel like you want to hit me,

why don't you go ahead.

All right.

(fist smacking)

(Steve yells in pain)

Steve...
Do you know how much
this nose costs?

God, you know, I still have
two good eyes left.

Perhaps you'd each like
to gouge one of those out.

Get off of me!

(sighs)

(dry chuckle,
sighing)

This is
my fault, guys.

Hey, nothing's
your fault

till I say it's your
fault, all right?

It's your fault.

Thanks.

You know I was
really looking forward
to giving you a beating.

I can obviously see now,
the beating's gonna
come from Lucinda.

(laughs):
You're telling me.

Look at us.

She's got us
at each other's throats.

She's gonna be loving
every minute of this.

Are you seeing Lucinda?

(sighs)

I was.

But no more, man.

(door opens)
That's over.

CINDY:
Brandon?

I've got brownies and ice cream
for you and your friends.

It must be us.

Hello.

Excuse me.

Hello.

Steve! Steve.
Steve.
Steve! Steve.
Steve.

Hey, how you feeling there,
big fella?

(overlapping chatter)

(crickets chirping)

JANET:
This is crazy.

Shh, keep your
voice down.

They can hear you.
I don't care.

I don't want anything to do
with these people, Allan.

They're terrorists.

Janet, look,
if-if you please...

No, forget it.

They're going to discredit
the entire movement.

And you're gonna let them.

I'm out of here.

(door opens)

Look, I still think we can
reason with the trustees.

They tabled the issue,
they didn't defeat it.

Economic loss is the only thing
they understand, Allan.

We went through the same
runaround with Burdick
Industries in Seattle.

(sighs)
I guess we have no choice.

(knocking on door)

I knew she'd change her mind.

Brenda?

Hi, can I come in?

Uh, this really isn't
a good time.

Look, Rocky died today.

I'm sorry.

I want to know what
you're going to do about it.

Who knows how many more
animals are in there,

and how many are going to die
unless we do something now?

Well, actually, that's what
we've been discussing.

Do you really think
talk is going to do
anything to stop it?

INGRID:
No,

but action will.

JONATHAN:
Brenda,

what are you doing here?

Welcome.

Oh, no, I think the fewer people
involved in this,

the better, right?

INGRID:
We have to build for the future.

I look at Brenda and I
see myself ten years ago.

JONATHAN:
Wait.

Are you a member of any
law enforcement agency?

Excuse me?

FBI, LAPD, ATF?

If you are, you are required
by law to admit it now.

Of course not.

Good. Join us.
No, wait.

I don't think
this is a good idea.

We don't know anything
about this girl, nothing.

You know what, I am as committed
to this cause as anyone here.

Jonathan, she's all right.

We know nothing
about her, Harvey.

I say she's in.

HARVEY:
Okay, let's work out
some strategy.

Allan, you make sure
you got an alibi.

You can't be anywhere near
the labs when it goes down.

How can I not be a part of it?

You'll be the obvious suspect.

We need you free

to continue the work.

And Brenda will be
a perfect lookout.

Just another student
roaming the halls.

What do you say, Brenda?

I'll do whatever it takes.

Good.

I can't believe
that you and Brandon

would ever actually
come to blows.

Hmm.
And all because of me.

Yeah, he's just lucky
Sanders was there.

It would've gotten
really nasty.

Yeah, joke all you want,

but I am flattered.

I guess when it
comes down to it,

I'm just
an old-fashioned girl.

Well, it's a good thing,

because I am certainly
an old-fashioned guy.

You know, possessive,
vindictive, yet tender.

Tender?

Mm-hmm.

INGRID:
After tonight, maybe
they'll take us seriously.

Okay, Brenda,
you'll be posted in the hall.

Anybody shows up,
starts asking any questions,

start talking loud enough
so we can hear.

Remember, you're a student
working in one of the labs.

You're just
taking a break.

First time's always
the hardest.

I'll be fine.

Here it is, Lab 33.

Do your thing.

BRENDA:
Wait, what are you doing?

Shh! Keep your
voice down.

You don't understand.
This lab isn't like that.

Brenda, calm down.

Look, they are doing research
on infant death syndrome.

They're not hurting
any of the animals.

No, just enslaving them.

You've got to go to one
of the other labs.

We will--
this one connects to the others.

Wait, wait,
wait, wait.

Wait in the hallway.

They know
what they're doing.

(glass breaking,
loud clattering)

(cat yowling)

(clattering continues)

MAN:
Come on, move 'em out.
Move 'em out.

FBI.

Now get your hands up.
What's going on?

You have the right
to remain silent.

If you give up the right
to remain silent,

anything you say can
and will be used against you

in a court of law.

You have the right
to speak with an attorney

and have that attorney present
during questioning.

If you so desire
and cannot afford one,

one will be appointed to you
without cost by the court.
(handcuff clicking)
one will be appointed to you
without cost by the court.
(handcuff clicking)

Do you understand
each of these rights

as I've just
explained them to you?

Do you wish to give up
the right to remain silent?

Do you wish to give up your
right to speak to an attorney

and have him present
during questioning?

Hi. I'm Tori Spelling

and this is one of my favorite
costars, Pound Cake.

And as you can see,
we're both alive and well

and happy you watched
our hundredth episode tonight.

And on behalf of everyone
involved

with the making of 90210,

I would just like to say
thank you.

And Rocky would like to say...

(barks)
(laughs)