All language subtitles for Beverly.Hills.90210.S03E29.Commencement.Part.1.1080p.PMTP.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-iRMAS_track3_[eng]

[theme music playing]

[Steve] Well, I know what
all you guys are thinking.

Yeah, you're thinking that
Steve-o is a little crazy,

a little cuckoo,
a little whacko.

Well, it wasn't until I nailed

that half-court shot
at the Laker game...

[Brandon] Here he goes again.

[Steve] That I realized that

it was a once in a lifetime
phenomenon.

Like us graduating from high
school will never happen again.

Listen, Steve, I may
not get to graduate

if I don't go back to
the library soon, okay?

I've got two more final exams
I have to take tomorrow.

Yeah, yeah, and I've still gotta
get Mrs. Teasley to sign off

before I can graduate,
but that doesn't stop me

from wanting to do something
special, with you guys.

Look, Steve, what you're
proposing here

is an inspired idea,
I'll give you that.

But I just don't think we
have the time to pull it off.

Brandon, don't worry,
I'll get the van,

I've already got
the paint and the canvas,

so all I need to do

is to consult with
Donna about the design.

Well, I'd like to help, but
couldn't we get in trouble?

What, like getting
arrested for trespassing

and defacing private property,
that kind of trouble?

Andrea, don't you want people
to know that we were here?

Don't you want people
to know that we mattered?

I say we do it.

I'm in.

Well, then, do we have a pact?

Do we go for the gold?

Ah, I didn't want to get any
sleep on grad night anyway.

[All] Yeah!

["Pomp and Circumstance"
playing]

[laughter, indistinct
conversations]

[music swells]

I can't believe I have
known some of these people

for, like, 12 years.

It's definitely time
to meet some new ones.

Come on, are you a little bit
nostalgic about graduating?

Yes, I am,

but I just want to get this
stupid rehearsal over with.

I mean, what's the big deal?

They call your name, you go up,
you get your diploma,

you sit down, you go home.

Well, for someone who
almost had to stay home

and miss the whole thing,

they can rehearse me
all they want.

Down, set... hike.

Yeah!

[laughing]

Did you see that, Bren?

Did you see that?

You're supposed to
be the secondary.

Come on, stick 'em!

Dylan, the teams aren't
exactly balanced, man.

They're about to be
a little more unbalanced,

'cause I'm outta here, babe.
Cover for me, all right?

Hey, where you going bro?
I'm meeting a guy for lunch.

Hey listen, you guys
cover for me, too.

I gotta go to the Blaze
and see if the senior wills

- have been turned in.
- Later. Later.

[feedback]

[Andrea] Testing, testing,
one two, three.

Testing, testing, testing.

Okay, okay, that's fine.

You want to practice
your speech?

No, thanks.
I'd rather not over-rehearse.

Well, uh, public oratory
tends to be most compelling

when the confluence
of language is unfettered

with the constraints
of excessive repetition,

if you know what I mean.

Yeah, that's fine, Andrea.
That's fine.

Hey, hey, young David,

feeling a little
burned out, brother?

Who me? I love taking six finals
in three days.

What's my name again?

Just be glad it's
not Steve Sanders.

Read any good books lately, bro?

That's not very funny, Brandon.

Come on, Steve, look
on the bright side.

It's the last day of school.

Mrs. Teasley cannot make
you go to detention,

after you graduate.

- If I graduate.
- Steve...

No, why else would
she release everyone

from detention but me, huh?

Maybe 'cause you're the only
one who broke into the school

to try to change your grades
with that stupid legacy key.

You didn't see the way
this lady looked at me

when she told me to report
to her office after school.

- Why are you so paranoid?
- I'm telling you,

I can read this
lady like a book.

She's got a hidden agenda
here and I know it.

Otherwise, I'd be at the
graduation rehearsal right now.

[Jim] What do we got here?

Bacon cheeseburger for you,

and cottage cheese
and fruit cup for me.

Is that what I have
to look forward to?

Only if you eat
too many of those.

So, how do you liked Berkeley?

Well, I could definitely
see myself living

in a little place
overlooking the bay,

assuming that I can get in.

Well, there's always
California University.

Brandon's very excited
about going there.

I won't be goin' anywhere until
I get those test scores back.

You know, I think it was
a very wise decision

to take those SAT's again.

Well, it was like my dad said,

the only way to prove to those
bastards that I didn't cheat

was to take the test again
and raise my scores.

Did I tell you I've
been writing about him?

No. Your mom did.

How is Iris?

Oh, she's... Iris.

She is concerned about

what you're going to do
with all your money.

What does she think?

I mean, does she really think
that I'm gonna blow it all?

Does she really think I can't
handle my own affairs yet?

No, that's not it.

So, why doesn't she just say
a mantra, or whatever she does,

and have her accountant
cut the check already?

She did.

Really?

That's it right there?

Better wipe your hands.

You don't want to get
grease on a check

with this many zeroes in it.

That's a lot of money.

Yes, it is.

[sighs]

[bell ringing]

[Eric] Hello, West Beverly.

This is Eric Ruben.

I've got only one
thing to say...

school's out for summer!

[rock music playing]

Hey, how'd it go?

I blew it. I flunked.

It's over.

He says this after every test.
It's like a little ritual.

There were a hundred
multiple choice questions.

With two minutes to go,

I realized I had been
misnumbering

since around the mid-50's.

Well, chemistry's
hard for everybody.

Yeah, right.

Who's that?

It's the new voice
of West Beverly.

[Teasley] I've warned you
time and time again

until I was blue in the face.

And that's why
I called your parents!

So, don't even think
about coming in here

looking like that next year!

You are so lucky to be
getting out of this place.

[knocking]

Come in.

Mrs. Teasley, am I catching
you at a bad time?

No, not at all. Come on in.

Mrs. Teasley, before we start,

- can I say something?
- No.

You know, Steven,
it's been my experience

that every class has at least
one unredeemable student.

A student whose values
are so warped

that punishment has no effect.

Is this your way of telling me

that I'm not graduating
tomorrow?

May I finish, please?

Sure. Knock yourself out.

And I realized early on

that you were the member
of the Class of '93

whom I would have to write off,

until I realized
I'd misjudged you.

You had?

Your grades since December
have improved.

No doubt due to the extra
study time in detention.

But the real awakening came
when I found out

that on the day after

you had won $10,000 for
making a half-court shot

at the Laker game,

someone doNated $10,000

to the Alvarado Street
Summer Camp Fund.

Really?

Someone whose return address

happened to be
The Hartley House.

What a coincidence.

What a wonderful thing to do.

[Steve] Bro! Bro!

Mrs. Teasley's actually
gonna write me a letter

of recommendation to any
college I want to go to.

Do you know what this means?

This means that I get to go
to any college I want to.

I'm gonna go to

California University
with you, man.

Steve, Steve, if you kiss
me, I'm gonna slap you.

And you didn't think
she liked me, did you?

She loves me, love.

She loves me, 'cause I'm...

For a year I wanted
to do that to you!

Yes!

Oh, hey, the Senior Wills are
finally here. How do they look?

I haven't had time
to check them out.

I'm sure they're fine.

Still working on
your speech, huh?

I'm just fine-tuning it.

Mm-hmm, Andrea, you've been
fine-tuning it for a week now.

I'm sure it's as fine-tuned
as it's gonna get.

It's still awful.

Andrea, come on.

No, I mean it.

It's pretentious, trivial,
wishy-washy.

I don't even know what I can
do with it anymore, Brandon.

Would it help you
to run it by me later?

Brandon, you're great.

I love you.

The best.

["Louie Louie" playing]

Donna, wake up your boyfriend

and tell him to put on
his dancing shoes!

No! Shh! With all the studying
and rehearsing

for the Senior Breakfast,
he's completely drained.

He's missing the Last Day

of the Peach Pit Party
right here!

[Nat] Last day at the Peach Pit?

Last day of high school.

It's the last day
of high school.

Nat, don't worry, because
we're not gonna abandon you

just because we're graduating!

[whooping, shouting]

Greetings, graduates!
Big boy! Big boy!

Where's Andrea?

Ah, she had some last-minute
worries to take care of.

So, how are
the Senior Wills looking?

Outstanding.

Did you bring us
our advance copy?

Negative, young Kelly,
you're gonna have to wait

to get yours
at the Senior Breakfast

just like everyone else.

How come I don't get to leave
anything in the Senior Will?

Yeah, and Nat ought to be
an honorary member of the class.

Okay, Mr. Bussichio, what
would you like to leave?

Well, I know what I'd like
to leave your father.

[laughs] That karaoke machine

that almost put me
out of business.

So, Nat, what would
you leave me?

Uh, that singing group that
came in here to serenade you.

Color Me Badd.

- What about me, Nat?
- Oh, that one's easy,

Laverne.

Wait, who's Laverne?

[Steve] She's that crazy chick
who used to work for Nat.

[East coast accent]
Sir! Welcome!

I'm Laverne. Charmed, I'm sure.

[Nat] I don't get it.

What is it, Halloween?

Hey, don't you worry, pops.

You'll get no trick-or-treats
with this little lady.

I'm strictly a class act.

A 100% U.S.certified
hostess with the mostess.

The special plate for
today is spaghetti.

It has meatballs on it,
with a red sauce

um, I think it's tomato.

And the soup is vegetable
with beefy beef.

Very tasty with saltines.

And for dessert, we have pie.

We have peach pie, cherry pie,
apple pie, pecan pie,

lemon pie, cream pie
and honey pie.

But if you want pizza pie,
you gotta go across the street.

Ask for Guido--
he'll take care of ya.

So what will it be?

Maybe we could get Laverne
to make an appearance

at the Senior Breakfast.

Oh, I don't know,
if you're nice to her.

[Brandon] Hey, Jordan!

Mr. Grad-u-ate. Congratulations.

Andrea told me your
valedictorian speech

was very eloquent.

Thanks.
But I think she's exaggerating.

Is she around?

No, she said she had some stuff
she has to take care of.

I guess she forgot I was coming.

Well, tell her I stopped by
and wish her good luck.

I will. Hey, Jordan,

um... do me a favor.

When you guys go back
to New Haven,

don't let Andrea
drive herself too crazy.

I won't, if she
ends up going there.

What are you talking about?
She's been dreaming

about going to Yale
since she was born.

She didn't tell you?

She's having a lot of
second thoughts about going.

Well, maybe she did
mention something.

Did it ever occur to you

why she's having
second thoughts?

[crickets chirping]

[Brenda laughs]

[laughs] Hi, guys.

Hey. What's wrong?

You got an envelope
from the admissions office

of the University of Minnesota.

Thick or thin?

Very thick.

Looks like we've been admitted.

What do you want me
to do with these?

Oh, God, relics
from the bimbo era.

I'll take those
if you don't want them.

You don't know
how much room you're going

to have in the new place,
wherever that is.

I was assuming you both
would be living in a dorm.

Perish the thought.

I haven't even been
accepted anywhere yet.

Well, I guess I'll put these
in the "maybe" pile.

God, talk about change.

New house, new school,
a new life.

Hi, froggy.

I know, it's like you work
so hard to get to the end

of something, and all of a
sudden it starts all over again.

Yeah, but not from square one.

I mean,
you're actually cool now.

Nothing compared
to what you used to be.

Wait, are you saying
that I was once a geek?

Well, I remember
what you were like

when Mel and Jackie
started dating.

Hey, Kel.

Hi.

I heard your mom and my dad

had a pretty swinging time
last night.

That's not what I heard.

No, seriously.

I think they already set up
another date for this week.

Wouldn't it be cool

if we ended up
step-brother and step-sister?

[eerie music playing]

[shower running]

[water stops]

David, get out of here!

Mom!

I'm sorry, I didn't know
you were in here.

Get out of here, now!

I-I'm sorry...

Oh, my God.

[groans]

Okay, I've apologized for that
numerous times already.

I know, I know.

Living with you actually
turned out to be kind of fun.

I just wish Mel and Jackie's
marriage had worked out.

Yeah, well, at least you got
a baby sister out of it.

And a brother.

Anybody want some more fudge?

- I think we're fine, Mom.
- No.

Okay, on the plus side
for Minnesota,

it has an exceptional
drama department,

you can take your
junior year abroad--

You can do that through
California University, too.

Not in Paris.

You've already been to Paris.

Brandon, what is it with you?

Look, I understand why
you applied to Minnesota,

but seeing as everyone's
getting along so well now,

California University is
rated as a much better school.

Not to mention the fact--
Dad, you'll appreciate this,

it's also a much cheaper school.

[Brenda] Brandon, just
because I got in,

doesn't mean I have to go.

Fine, then I guess it's settled.

Well, I don't think we should
be too hasty about this.

I'd like to keep
my options open.

[Jim] Well, another plus for
California University,

aside from being a great school.

Thank you.

All your friends are here.

And we're here.

I don't have to make
my decision right now, do I?

[Brandon chuckles,
doorbell rings]

I'll get it.

Sorry, Mom.

Listen, Brenda,

this going away to school, um...

it doesn't have anything
to do with Dylan, does it?

Mom, this is the '90s.

What kind of insecure
wuss chooses a college

based on where
some guy is going?

Hi!

What are you eating?

"And so, as we travel
the unfathomable paths

"which weave before us,
we do so with the clarity

of our vision and the certainty
of our stride..."

Wait, do you think
that that should be

the "strength
of our convictions"

or the "strength
of our certainty"?

I'm still back on
"the unfathomable path."

It's the worst, isn't it?

No, no, no, it's not the worst.

It just seems like you're
trying to conform to some image

of what you think you
should be saying

instead of deciding what
it is you want to say.

You're right.

You are absolutely right,
but what am I supposed to do?

If I throw this out,
I will have to do

a page one rewrite by tomorrow.

I can't do that,
I will be a basket case.

I don't even know
what I would write about.

- Andrea.
- I mean, how do I know that

that speech would be any better
than this speech?

- [Brandon] Andrea.
- You know what?

I may as well tell them
I have laryngitis

because at this point,
Brandon, it would not be so far

from the truth, my throat
is killing me, I don't even--

Andrea, get a grip
on yourself, would ya?

Look at yourself, relax.

You're having a panic attack.

The speech is not that bad.

It just needs
a little fine-tuning.

In fact, I'll help you with it
for as long as it takes, okay?

Brandon...

how am I going to get
through college without you?

I'm sure you'll manage.

You know, the day you
walked into that newsroom,

I knew... knew that
you were special.

You thought I was tripe
the first time you met me.

Yeah.

But that all changed
after you followed me home

to my parents'
house in Van Nuys.

That is the day that I knew
that I could trust you.

And so began
a beautiful friendship.

Well, it hasn't been
just a friendship, has it?

I guess you could say
our relationship's

had its ups and downs.

So what's the big surprise, huh?

Well, I've, uh...

I've got a going away
present for you.

Well, what is it?

Uh, well, um...

[giggles] Ta-da...

What?

The carousel, the horse, what?

No, I'm...

I'm giving you
the person on my horse.

Uh, if you'll take her.

What?

Look, Brandon, we may never
see each other again and I...

I want good-bye to be
a moment we both remember.

Oh, my God!

I know exactly why this
speech isn't working.

Why?

Because it's not
coming from the heart.

It is exactly like you said.

I am trying to live up
to this image of being a Yalie,

when I know deep inside
I should probably

just stay in town and go
to California University.

Andrea, you've got
to go to Yale.

You can't give that up
because of me, I'm not worth it.

Brandon...
It's true that we challenge

and support each other
and all that, it's very true.

- Brandon--
- But we just don't have

the kind of relationship

that you should give up
your life's dream for.

Just hold it, okay, Brandon.

You are starting
to sound like me.

- I am?
- Yes.

If I don't go
to school back East,

it's because I don't want to be
in hock for the rest of my life.

I mean, do you know how
expensive Yale is?

I think I have
a pretty good idea.

Sorry I jumped to conclusions.

It's okay.

[knocking]

- Hey.
- Hi, Smush.

Kel, if you tell anybody
that I let you call me that

I'll kill you. [TV playing]

Well, my lips are sealed.

That's the way I like them.

What are you watching?

Oh, I'm not really watching.

I was just sort of reading
about California University.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

I think we'd have
a good time here.

You think so, huh?

Well, my dad was real
high on the idea

of me going to college, so...

I don't know, I figure
I'll check it out

for a little while.

I suppose, but the thought
of going back to school

for four more years
is just overwhelming.

Well, at least we'll be
overwhelmed together.

You've used that
line on me before.

Have not. Yes, you have.

When?

The night in the pool.

[Kelly] This was a good idea.

I'm full of good ideas.

[Kelly laughs]

Don't do that
if you don't mean it.

I mean it.

Well, you're in trouble now.

Dylan, what if Brenda
had come tonight?

[laughs]

She didn't.

So is that how you
made up your mind?

'Cause she's not here?

Maybe.

Mel and my mom are breaking up
because he was fooling around.

I just can't feel that great
about being the other woman.

Look, it was you two who
gave me that dumb ultimatum.

You said choose.

I chose and I chose you.

I want you.

I've always wanted you.

[doorbell ringing]

Why does this always
happen to us?

[sighing] Don't move.

Who is it?

[xxx] Dylan, it's me.

It's my mother.

[huffs]

Unbelievable.

Hi.

[sighs]

What a pleasant surprise.

Did you really think
I'd miss your graduation?

You missed practically
everything else in my life.

Oh, you're in a snarly mood.

Aren't you the least bit
tickled to see me?

I'm stunned actually.

Can't you pick up the
phone like a normal person

and call and let me
know that you're coming?

Because I was afraid
you'd tell me to stay home

and I was hoping we could
spend a few days together.

Besides, half the fun
is catching you

with a girl in the bedroom.

Did I, did I catch you
with a girl in the bedroom?

No, no, you didn't,
we were on the couch.

- Kelly!
- You're still with Kelly?

You know, you barge in here,

you expect me to welcome
you with open arms

when the fact of the matter
is when I needed you,

you were unreachable.

I was on a trek in the Andes.

Oh, yeah, I was just
at my father's funeral.

And I called you
as soon as I heard.

Right. What'd you expect?

It was bad timing,
you and I, huh?

[clears throat]

Hi, Kelly.

I would love to stop and chat,
but apparently this visit

is going to be shorter
than I thought.

What's it going to be?
The Hilton or the Bel Age?

- That will not be necessary.
- It's on me.

So I see I've outlived
my usefulness

now you're
a full-fledged millionaire.

[Dylan]
Yeah, reservations, please.

Did he rush right out
and get a Gold Card?

Hi, this is Dylan McKay.

I need your best suite
for Iris McKay.

Make sure it's non-smoking.

I'm sorry.

No, don't apologize, dear.

Just be careful.

Money changes people.

[Dylan] Yeah, my account number:

6-4-2-8-0-0-6-1-3-7-7-4-4-4.

[piano playing]

Andrea, Andrea,
you knock it off already?

Your speech is already
a hundred times

better than it was.

Since I started off
in the negative column,

that just puts me back
to zero, doesn't it?

I give up, I give up.

Bran, some of these
senior wills are hysterical.

Tell Andrea, would you?

Try to lighten her
up a little bit.

It's my specialty.

Get on it, brother.

Okay, Zuckerman, time to get
in the Senior Breakfast mode.

Can I have the pad back, please?

Not until you acknowledge
what I left you

in the Senior Wills.

Great, an egg.

Are you implying that
that's what I'm gonna lay

when I give my speech?

Andrea, don't you remember

when we went
to exchange the egg?

We drove around all night

looking for that
underground club?

- Hmm?
- Right.

- Don't you remember that?
- The egg exchange!

Come on, that lady
in, in that store?

Hi, I'd like to exchange an egg.

You want to exchange an egg?

Do you have a receipt?

No.

Do I need a receipt?

I mean, is that
part of the thing?

It's customary to have a receipt

when you want
to exchange something.

I think we're
in the wrong place.

No, no, this is all
part of the deal.

Watch.

I want to... exchange an egg.

[Andrea] Look, Steve, let's go.

What's wrong with the egg?

Nothing.

But you want another?

[chuckling]
No, I don't want another egg.

I want information.

Look, I don't know
what you kids are on,

but I'm calling the police.

You know, I think we're
in the wrong place.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, what's so funny?

You had to be there.

Brenda, forget it.

You cannot leave me
the double date from Hell

and not tell me
what their names were.

Okay, I'll give you a hint.

Wayne.

- And Adam.
- [All] Ugh!

- Wayne and Adam?
- Don't you remember?

My mom set these guys up on
a blind date with the two geeks.

Right, the men,
bro, from Princeton.

This is Wayne and this is Adam.

This is Brenda and Kelly.

Oh, wow.

Thank you, God.

You guys don't really
go to Princeton, do you?

Yeah, yeah, we do.

We go to
the Princeton School in Encino.

Yeah, making boys into men.

Brenda.

Uh, see, we thought that
you were college guys.

Oh... okay.

Well... we don't have to go
out if you don't want to.

[Cindy] No, no, of course
you're going out.

We are going
to have so much fun.

I can just feel it.

[sighing]
They took us to a video arcade.

That had to be the funniest
night I had all year.

Are you sure about that?

- Did you see what I left you?
- What?

Cervelle de veau?

[laughs] Oh.

- What's that mean?
- Je ne sais pas.

Okay, you guys have
got to remember

that was our first
night in Paris, right?

Awful plane ride.

All we wanted was a really,
really, really good meal.

[speaking in french]

Oh, here.

Whoops.

Bren, this is all in French.

Oh, um, oh, God.

[enunciating] I don't want fish.

[laughs nervously]

One, one sec.

This, please. S'il vous plaît.

- Cervelle de veau, très bien.
- What's that?

Veauis veal.

Ooh, that sounds good.

Garcon, make that two.

Très bien.

You see, that wasn't
so hard, was it?

Bon appétit.

Cervelle de veau.

[scoffs]

Wait a second.

I ordered veal.

Me oui, cervelle de veau.

Bon appétit.

Okay, it looks weird,

but I'm sure it's edible.

You're right.

About now I could eat
just about anything.

It's very, uh... French.

It's, uh, it's kind of mushy.

It's brains.

How could you do that?

Donna, Donna, we're on soon.

We've still got
to get into costume.

- Okay, let's go.
- Break a leg.

[Brandon] How could you
order veal anyway?

[Steve] I like veal,
I like veal.

[all talking]

Au revoir, Mademoiselle Donna.

- Have fun.
- Me oui.

That's a pretty funny
bit with the cow brains.

Yeah. [chuckles]

What's the matter?

I really loved being in Paris,

but I can't help wondering
what would be

if I hadn't gone.

Does anybody else know you've
been accepted to Minnesota?

Okay. Get this.

Some people would rather live
in Beverly Hills

- than here in Aurora, Illinois.
- No way.

And they actually say
that it's kind of cool

to go to West Beverly High.

- No way.
- Way.

- No way.
- Way!

And these same people
also say...

[together]
Live from West Beverly High,

it's the Senior Breakfast!

[crowd cheering]

[Steve]
It's the Senior Breakfast with

David Silver, Donna Martin,

Mrs. T. and the class of '93,

special musical guest
the Wildcat Singers.

And here he is now...

David Silver!

Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, Steve.

Could you please come up here
for a minute?

Come on.

Now, somebody found something

and they, they thought
it might belong to you.

Oh, yep, it's a legacy key.

They say it unlocks every door

to every boys' bathroom
in the entire school.

[crowd cheering]

Aren't you late for
detention, Steve?

Let's hear it for Steve.

[crowd cheering]

And let's hear it for my
partner in crime Donna Martin.

Whoo, whoo, whoo!

Whoo!

Okay, now, I know most
of you have seen

David's video yearbook,

but we thought you'd like
to see some of the outtakes

that didn't make it
on the reel,

starting with the camping trip

that some of us
will never forget.

He's not going to show that.

[David on tv] It's a brand new
morning here at Hukamuk Lodge

and as you can see,

some campers tend
to be less bright-eyed

and bushy-tailed than others.

We've heard tell of some wild
boar living in these parts.

[Steve on tv]
Give me a break, okay?

Oh, isn't it a little early
for this, David?

David, get out!

[Steve blowing nose]

[Brenda on TV]
Steve, what are you doing?

[Steve on tv] Leave me alone.

[Kelly on tv] He's clearing
his sinuses or so he claims.

[Steve on tv] It's true.

[Brenda on tv] I am starving...

Man, this is beautiful.

- Whoa!
- Brandon!

- [grunts]
- Brandon!

Where are you at, man?

- [straining]
- Brandon!

Dylan, get back, man,
the ledge is going to go.

All right, man, grab my hand.

I-I can't, man, I can't let go.

You gotta try.

Come on.

[grunts]

Don't look down.

Look up here. Look right here.

All right, come on.

[both grunting]

[applause]

[David] And for being so
graceful on the gridiron,

your trophies.

Let's give it up for
the Varsity Backfield.

You're dead, Silver.

Thank you, Tony.

And now, Brenda Walsh
and Kelly Taylor, come on down.

- Uh-oh.
- Hey, now.

Here goes nothing.

Now, you guys don't know this,

but Brenda and Kelly are the
only students at West Beverly

to ever win a prize
on a radio call-in show

and I don't think either
of them will ever forget

the prize that they won.

Okay, everybody,
watch the monitors.

I don't know, Kel.

This might have to be
a solo mission on your part.

[Kelly on tv] Brenda,
I couldn't do that to you.

You're my best friend.

I have to help you
face your fears.

No, Kelly!

[both screaming]

This is so amazing!

Brenda, get me down!

[both screaming]

[cheering and applause]

Here's a little memento
of that experience

for both of you.

- Ooh. Thanks.
- But don't go yet

because I want you guys and
Donna to turn the clocks back

and say hello to Hello Day.

♪ Comma, comma ♪

♪ Dum-doobie-doo-dum-dum ♪

♪ Comma, comma,
dum-doobie-doo-dum-dum ♪

♪ Breakin' up is hard to do ♪

♪ Don't take your love
away from me ♪

Oh, my God. [laughs quietly]

♪ Don't you leave my heart
in misery ♪

♪ If you go ♪

♪ Then I'll be blue ♪

♪ 'Cause breakin' up
is hard to do ♪

♪ Remember when ♪

♪ You held me tight ♪

♪ And you kissed me ♪

♪ All through the night ♪

♪ Think of all
that we've been through ♪

♪ Breakin' up
is hard to do... ♪

- First day?
- Yep.

Brandon Walsh.

Emily Valentine.

- Hi.
- Hi.

[crowd laughing, piano playing]

[Wildcat Singers] ♪ Brandon
Wants a little cutie ♪

♪ Brandon wants
A little beauty ♪

♪ Brandon ♪

♪ Wants a gal to call his own ♪

♪ Any size, any style,
Any eyes, any smile ♪

♪ Any Jean, any Jane,
Any Joan ♪

♪ Oh, Brandon wants
A girl who's dreamy ♪

♪ Brandon wants a girl
Who's creamy ♪

♪ Brandon ♪

♪ Wants a girl
To call his own ♪

♪ Is she blonde? Is she tall?
Is she dark? Is she small? ♪

♪ Is she any kind
Of dreamboat at all? ♪

Come on, man, this is bogus.

Ah, come on, B,
you... are a heartthrob.

Like I've been
with so many women.

Come on.

Okay, okay, okay, okay,
so... I've been with a few.

♪ Brandon ♪

♪ Wants a little cutie ♪

♪ Brandon wants
A little beauty ♪

♪ Brandon ♪

♪ Wants a gal
To call his own... ♪

♪ Any size, any style,
Any eyes, any smile ♪

♪ Any Jean, any Jane,
Any Joan ♪

♪ Oh, Brandon wants a girl
Who's dreamy ♪

♪ Brandon wants a girl
Who's creamy ♪

♪ Brandon wants a girl
To call his own ♪

So of all those women, bro,

who's the nearest and
dearest to your heart?

I think you'd be surprised.

[music playing]

♪ 'Cause Brandon wants to find
A girl to call his own ♪

[cheering and applause]

Wasn't that great, everybody?

Brenda and Kelly were up

all night writing and
choreographing that one.

Good job, guys.

I just want you to know
that was not my idea.

Hey, I'm not complaining.
You want to get up there

and make fools of yourselves,
be my guest.

Thanks for being here.
It's been a great year and...

Not so fast, Davey.

What retrospective would be
complete without an award

to West Beverly's #1
song-and-dance man, huh?

Hit it, Gary.

What's he doing?

You'll see.

[music playing]

[crowd cheering]

Oh, this is from
the spring dance.

Yeah, the pre-Donna era.

You guys, this is great.

I missed most of it
because I came late that night.

Yeah.

I missed most of it, too.

Dylan, this is so beautiful.

Do you know why I'm so lucky?

Why?

How many girls get to have
sex for the first time

with someone they love?

I don't know.

I've never really taken
an opinion poll.

Mm.

Dylan! Whoo!

Dylan, stop! Put me down!

[huffs] I'm sorry.

I just can't control myself.

Well, don't fight it.

We are in the room.

We certainly are.

[music playing]

[crowd cheering]

Th-th-th-that's all, folks!

You got a standing ovation.

Doesn't that count
for something?

I just feel kind of
burned out, that's all.

Well, of course you do.

I mean, anybody would

with the schedule you've
been carrying all this year.

But it's over now.

[sighs] Yeah, it's over.

Now I can't figure out

why I've been pushing
myself so hard

when I could have just stayed

and been king of the
mountain for another year.

David, you wanted
to be with your friends.

I didn't want to be
left behind, but...

it's like everyone knows what
they're gonna do except me.

I don't know. I just feel
like the gang's breaking up.

Well, you still have me.