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[opening theme music playing]

[music continues playing]

[horns honking]

[Brenda] How could I have been
so stupid?

How could I have left
the country

without my driver's license?

Brenda, please relax.

Dylan, you don't understand.

When I called home,
my dad was so furious

he wouldn't get
on the phone with me.

Well, at least he didn't say
something he'd regret later.

No, he's saving it up.

I mean, you've never seen
my dad really lose it.

Okay, so he's gonna yell.

I mean, Bren, he's a parent.
That's what they do; they yell.

He'll get over it.

Wasn't it worth it?

Hmm?

Didn't we have a great time?

I mean, come on.
We danced. We surfed.

Bren, we had a weekend
that the two of us

will never forget
as long as we live.

Yeah, it was totally perfect
until I blew it.

Everything will be fine.

You'll see.

I'm sorry we had to drag you

all the way down here,
Mr. Walsh.

It's not
that we didn't believe her,

but we have these rules
and regulations.

Right.

They're right in there.

Hello, Brenda.

Dad, hi.

Sir, I can explain.

Let's get out of here.

Dad, I'm sorry about all this.

Brenda, we'll talk
about it later.

I said, "Let's go."

[upbeat music playing]

[music continues playing]

[Jim] What the two of you did
this weekend is inexcusable!

[Dylan] Sir, you can hold me
completely to blame.

[Jim] You're damn right I can!

We opened our hearts
and our home to you, Dylan.

I'm the caretaker of your trust
and, by extension,

the trust your mother
has put in me,

but you have just broken
that trust.

Dad, it was my fault, too.

I am very well aware of that,
young lady!

The other night, you said
that I could count on you

to do the right thing.

Is that what you thought
you were doing

by lying to your mother and me?

No.

What about you, Brandon?

Were you part of this, too?

I thought so.

He told me
they went to the flea market.

And then Kelly called

and said Brenda was spending
the night at her house.

Boy, you must all think
I'm a real fool.

No, Mom.

Where are you going?

I'm gonna call Jackie Taylor.

I think she might want to know
about this.

Mom, please don't do that.

Brandon, I'd like to speak
to Dylan and Brenda

in private, please.

Sure.

It is my opinion

that this relationship
has certainly gone too far

and I think it's time for the
two of you to give it a break.

Yeah, well,
maybe I'd just better go home.

Dylan.

It's okay, Bren.

I'll see you in school.

Tomorrow.

If you want to punish me,
then you punish me,

but don't blame Dylan.

It's not his fault.

In fact,

until we got to Baja, Dylan
didn't ever know that I...

- [sighing]
- That you lied to us?

[car tires screeching]

Looking good.

Yeah, it's almost finished.

I was talking about you.

- Where's your mom?
- Inside.

Living a little dangerously,
aren't you?

Well... you bring out
the wild side of me.

[laughing] Get out of here.

I just feel totally myself
around you.

Like it's okay to say
or do anything

because you'll understand.

[door opens]

Kelly.

I just had a very disturbing
phone call from Cindy Walsh.

About what?

Did you tell her Brenda spent
the night here last night

when she was really in Mexico
with Dylan?

Uh, yeah...
but it wasn't my idea.

[laughing] Well,
I don't care whose idea it was.

You call Brenda's mom
and you apologize.

- Okay.
- Now!

I am under enough pressure
without having to deal

with this kind of nonsense.

Okay.

I'll see you later.

Sure.

[upbeat music playing]

Thanks a lot, Brenda.

I do you a favor
and you rat on me.

Kelly, I told you, I didn't rat.
I got caught.

There is a difference.

Well, you could have warned me.

I had to stand there and listen
to my mother yell at me

like some child
right in front of Jake.

Well, I would have,

but my parents revoked
my phone privileges.

And what does Jake have to do
with this anyway?

Believe it or not,
I have a life.

Well, I don't.

Dylan and I aren't allowed
to see each other anymore.

Does this mean he's not coming
to the wedding?

Of course he's coming.

Just don't seat him
anywhere near my father.

Oh.

Hey, Chief.

Hey, ace.

What's wrong? You don't sound

like your normal gung ho
Monday morning self.

I'm fine.

- Fine, fine, fine...
- No, no, no, you're not.

What's the matter?

You know, I thought
I had made some real friends

at this school,
but there has always been

that small part of me
that is never sure.

What are you talking about?

I didn't expect
to be a bridesmaid

like Brenda or Donna,
but I thought at least--

- Hey, hey--
- No, I thought...

I thought at least
that I would get an invitation.

What?

Kelly didn't even invite me
to her mother's wedding.

Come on, Andrea.
I know you're invited.

There must be
some kind of mistake.

Yeah.

The mistake was I deluded
myself into believing

that Kelly and I were friends.

- Let me talk to her.
- No.

No, if she wanted to invite me,
she would have invited me.

At this point, I wouldn't go
even if she asked me.

[rockabilly music playing]

I told Kelly
that her mom could have

a few dozen peach pies
on the house for the wedding,

but she turned me down.

I guess my pies
aren't good enough.

Oh, come on, Nat. Not you, too.

Everybody's getting so bent
out of shape

about this wedding--

Well, that's because everyone's
taking it so seriously.

A wedding is supposed
to be a celebration

with lots of good homemade food
and dancing and children,

not some stuffy sit-down dinner

that's too good for pie.

You tell 'em, Nat.

Hey, Dylan.

Hey, Brandon.

How's everything going at the,
uh, Walsh house of detention?

I'll put it to you this way.

This isn't my shift.
I'm just here to avoid spending

as much time at home
as possible.

Sorry to hear about that.

[chuckling]
Don't worry about it.

What's done is done.

I didn't mean to make you
a part of this, you know?

Just don't ask me to lie
for you guys again, all right?

Hey, it was your sister's
bright idea.

Still, I never thought
you guys should have gone

down there in the first place.

And why is that?

Because my parents said no.

Oh, like you always listen
to everything they say.

No, this is different.

Whose side are you on?

[scoffing]
Dylan, I'm not on anyone's side.

I understand
why my father is so angry.

You and Brenda
totally blew him off.

So what do I gotta do

to square things
with your old man?

♪ Lips so cute and sweet... ♪

Look, Dylan,
you know I love you, man,

and if there was something
you could say

that would patch things up

between you and my dad,
I'd tell you,

but you and Brenda really
crossed the line this time.

♪ Anywhere you want to go... ♪

My advice
is to just lay low for a while.

The less Jimbo sees of you
right now, the better.

A few years ago,
my dad married this woman.

She, uh, she couldn't stand me.

We fought all the time.

One day, she tells my dad
that I am persona non grata,

as in not welcome
in my own house.

Is that what
you're telling me here, Brandon?

At your house,
I'm persona non grata?

- ♪ Hey ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪

- ♪ Baby ♪
- ♪ Baby... ♪

Yeah, I guess so.

Okay.

I just wanted
to hear you say it.

[somber music playing]

Can I have the butter, please?

Sure.

Salt, please?

God, do our parents excel
at overkill or what?

Are you kidding,
all things considered,

I think you got off pretty easy.

Okay, so I made a mistake.

But how long is this going
to keep on going on?

I mean, how can I prove
that I'm responsible

when they don't let me
make any decisions on my own?

Oh, yeah,
real responsible, Bren.

Dad tells you not to go to Baja,

so you just zip down
for the weekend.

It's not like
we have the strictest parents

in the world, Bren.

Well, I never thought
that I'd get caught.

No, you just didn't think,
and now I'm taking the heat

for something I thought
was a lousy idea to start with.

Brandon, I get the point.

But what do I do now?

I'll give you
the same advice I gave Dylan.

Just lay low for a while.

I never thought I'd be so happy
to come to school.

Well, we can see each other
this afternoon at Kelly's.

I thought you were grounded.

Well, they're letting me
go to the wedding rehearsal

and the dinner afterwards.

You know you could come, too.

I don't think there's much sense
in me going to the rehearsal

if I'm not going to the wedding.

What?

Bren, your dad's
going to be there.

I mean, I know he's got a lot
of reasons to be mad at me,

but I don't have to live
with his rules or his temper.

I'm not going someplace
where I'm not wanted.

Dylan, you have to go.
You were invited.

I think we should keep
our distance for a little while.

What do you mean?

You and my father or you and me?

Both.

I can't believe
this is happening.

Look, if you're not going to
the wedding, then neither am I.

Tell that to your father.

[light music playing]

Mom, what's going on here?

We're making room
for the tables.

I thought the wedding
was outside.

We're starting
with cocktails in here

and then moving out
onto the veranda.

Veranda?

I didn't know we had a veranda.

That should just about do it.

Fantastic, Jake.
Let me get you a check.

So, you were just gonna leave
without saying good-bye?

I've got things to do.

I got to get out of here.

Oh.

What's the matter?

[scoffs] I'm just going to miss

seeing you around the house,
that's all.

With everything
that's been going on,

you're the only person
I can really talk to.

Hey, just because I'm not
working on your mom's house

doesn't mean I'm going to stop
being your friend.

Is that all I am?

Just your friend?

Because the other night
we were more than just friends.

Hey, let's, uh...

Uh...

just see what happens... okay?

I think we already have.

Kelly.

Jake, I want you to go with me
to my mom's wedding.

I don't think so.

Why not?

See, I'm the last person

that you should be
bringing home to Mom.

Please don't say that.

Thanks, Jake.

- You're a lifesaver.
- Anytime.

- Bye, ladies.
- Bye, Jake.

See you, Jake.

So I asked Jake to go
to the wedding with me today,

and he just blew me off.

Kelly, don't you realize that
Jake is just a fantasy for you?

That's probably
why you like him so much?

Now the bride will follow

and join the groom
up here with me.

[Kelly]
Thank you for your support.

Kelly,
I was just being realistic.

- What's wrong?
- [sighs]

I asked Jake to the wedding,

and he turns me down;
I am totally devastated,

and now Brenda's telling me
that I'm a fool

for ever thinking
there was something there.

Kelly, look, I'm sorry.

It's just that today at school
Dylan told me

he's not going
to the wedding either.

Why not?

Because my father will be there.

Now I'm just going to ask you
to join hands

and repeat your vows after me.

I think we're both familiar
with this routine.

I mean, honestly,
with the way things are going,

I don't see how Dylan and I are
going to make it through this.

Dylan McKay.

That's all we ever talk about.

Did it ever occur to you
that other people

have relationships
that they take seriously?

Girls, can we please
have one rehearsal here?

How can you compare
your problems with Jake,

who you barely even know,
to my problems with Dylan?

I mean, you're not even up there
with Donna and David.

What's that supposed to mean?

That means that Brenda is being
a self-centered little bitch.

Kelly!

I think I better go home.

Brenda, wait!

Kelly, what is wrong?

I have a life too,
you know, Mom.

I have feelings.

Nobody here pays any attention
to them, but they're there.

You think it's too late
to elope?

Kelly, can't we talk
about this later?

[sighs]

We don't have to talk
about it at all.

- You guys, come quick!
- What?

It's raining in the living room!

- What?
- [Donna] I don't know.

A pipe must
have burst or something!

There's water everywhere!

Oh, my God!

[Kelly] The living room
is totally flooded.

It's a wreck.

And the water has to be off
for at least a couple of days

in order for the plumbers
to pull out the tree roots

or whatever disgusting things
clogged the pipes.

Man, your mom
must be freaking out.

[Kelly] She is.

She has called every hotel,

and no one can throw a wedding
on one day's notice.

And if they do,
they make you use their food,

and Mel's already paid
for the caterer.

And my dad hates to pay
for things twice.

Well, I'd say you guys could
have the wedding at my house,

but since my parents are talking
about getting a divorce,

it's probably not the best time.

- [Andrea] Hi, guys!
- Hi, Andrea.

Hi.

Kelly, I've been trying
to call you all morning.

Why, what's up?

Look what my mom
had stuffed in her purse

for the last two weeks.

It came to the house,

and she totally forgot
to give it to me.

We were wondering
why we hadn't heard from you.

I, uh, I thought
I wasn't invited.

Andrea.

Did you really think
we'd leave you out?

Why?

No, I didn't think so,
but I... I wasn't sure.

Yeah, well,
don't get too misted up.

The way things are going,
there may not be a wedding.

Why? What happened?

It's a long story.

Wait a minute. I got an idea.

Why don't I ask my mom if we can
have the wedding at our house?

- Seriously?
- You think she'd go for it?

Why not?

She loves parties.

She loves having people over
to the house.

You said we'd do what?

I didn't say anything.
I merely said I would ask.

- Ugh.
- Obviously, the answer is no.

Well, how can we have
a wedding here?

This house isn't big enough.

Oh, honey, your father's right.

I mean, it's very thoughtful,

and it's not that we don't want
to be hospitable.

It's no problem.

I'll just tell Kelly
the answer is no.

[phone ringing]

I'll get it.

Hello?

Oh, hi, Jackie.

Oh, she did?

I did?

Well, I... I mean, of course,
we've talked it over and...

No. No. No...

Please, Jackie,
that's what we decided.

We'd love to have
the wedding here.

[sighs] No problem.

We'll discuss all that
when you come over.

We'll see you soon.

Bye.

Honey, how could you?

Somehow, Jackie got the idea
from Kelly that we offered

to have the wedding here.

I mean, I just couldn't say no.

[laughing]

How many more chairs are there?

About 5,000.

I thought Jackie said this was
going to be a small wedding.

Well, I guess in Beverly Hills,
small is a relative term.

I can't thank you enough.

The way
you have extended yourself

is just something
that I will never forget.

Well, when I heard
what happened...

Oh. You're such a doll.

Both of you.

It's nothing.

Oh, uh, which way
to the kitchen?

- Oh, I'll show you.
- No, no, no.

Let me do it. I don't want you
to lift a finger.

Right this way.

Smile.

I'm smiling.

[sighs]

This better be a long
and happy marriage. I'm beat.

You're just not used
to manual labor, Steve.

Yeah, well, where's that guy
Jake when we need him?

Hmm.

Uh...

Brandon, have you seen Brenda?

I think she's in bed.

Still?

Don't you think it's time
you got out of bed?

I'm not in a partying mood, Mom.

Honey, I know you're upset.

But staying in bed all day
isn't gonna help.

Oh, you mean I'm allowed
to leave my room?

Look, your father is still
very upset about what happened,

and so am I.

But there does come a point

where we'll all
just have to get over it.

That's easy for you to say.
What am I supposed to do?

Dad won't even let Dylan
in the house.

[sighs] Well, your father thinks

that the two of you
need to give it some space.

Is he the only one who makes
decisions in this family?

Don't you have a say
in what goes on around here?

Look, you know I've always
stood by you two in the past,

but I'm afraid I have to agree
with your father on this.

I love him, Mom.

[Cindy]
Honey, give it some time.

Things like this have a way
of working themselves out.

He's not coming to the wedding.

Why not?

After the way
Dad screamed at him,

I doubt he'll ever walk
through our front door again.

He has his pride, too, you know.

I know.

Isn't there anything
that you can do?

I saw Penn and Teller do this.

It's real easy.

You pop the champagne,
pour it into the top glass,

- then it fills all the others.
- All right, let's do it.

Let's not and say we did.

Hi, Mom.

We were just unpacking
the champagne glasses.

So I see.

Uh, Brandon, could you run
a little errand for me?

Sure, what do you need?

I need to have this delivered.

- Okay.
- Thanks.

[Dylan] What's this?

I don't know.
I'm just the messenger.

Open it.

[Cindy] "Dear Dylan,

Sometimes even when people
care for each other,

things have a way
of getting out of hand.

I think
this is one of those times.

I know your pride
is very important to you,

and it should be,
but I'm asking you,

with all my heart,
to put those feelings aside,

and find it within yourself
to take the first step.

I'll do everything I can
to make the path

back to our front door
a little easier.

Please,
do this for Brenda and for me.

With love, Cindy Walsh."

Oh, wow. Look at this place.
It's a madhouse.

- Well, at least it's dry.
- Yeah.

Where have you guys been
while we're busting out butts?

Getting beautiful.

Priorities, Steve.

So where are we supposed
to get dressed?

Brenda's room, I guess.

Oh. Uh, Donna, stay here.

I'm gonna go up
and talk to her first.

Okay.

I smell trouble.

[knocking]

Come in.

Hi.

Hi.

Bren, I'm really sorry.

No, I'm sorry.

I was being really selfish.

I just feel so stupid.

I mean, I called you a bitch

and now my mom is getting
married at your house.

Yeah, it's all kind
of ridiculous, isn't it?

It's really embarrassing.

[chuckles]

Come here.

He really meant
something to me, Bren.

I mean, I know we didn't know
each other for that long,

but I, like, developed
all these feelings

like I've never had before.

And then to be rejected
like that.

My mom's getting married
and everything.

It just really hurt.

Look, I'm sorry
I was so self-centered.

I didn't mean to make
my problems with Dylan

seem bigger
than your problems with Jake.

They probably are.

No, they're not.

Come on. Let's get dressed.

Wait a minute.
Uh, where's Donna?

Oh. She's downstairs
waiting for the smoke to clear.

Oh, I'll go get her.

[doorbell rings]

- Hi.
- Hi.

Dylan.

Hi, Bren.

What are you doing here?

Taking the first step.

He's up in the bedroom.
Go on up.

I love you, Mom.

[sighs]

[TV playing indistinct]

[knocking]

Dylan.

Is this a bad time?

Oh, no.
I'm just watching the game.

[TV clicks off]

Come on in.

It's not just a matter
of being sorry, Dylan.

At some point in life,
you have to take

responsibility for your actions.

That's what it means
to be an adult.

I'm well aware of that.
That's why I'm here.

Still, don't you think that
you're being a little harsh?

[scoffs]

Actually, Dylan,

I think I've been
pretty damn tolerant.

From your bouts with alcohol,

and when Brenda was scared
she was pregnant,

I've always kept an open mind

because I knew how much
my daughter cared for you.

But at some point,
I just have to draw the line.

You've known me
for a while now, Mr. Walsh.

Am I such a bad person?

Dylan, you broke a trust.

And until I feel
that that trust is repaired,

you can come
to the wedding today,

but after that,
I don't want you seeing Brenda.

Period. Final.

The end.

Well, I guess
there's nothing more to say.

Dylan, where are you going?

Home to get dressed.

I'm so happy.
Whatever you said, thank you.

See you later.

When I get married,

I'm gonna wear a beautiful
antique beaded gown.

Oh, those cost a fortune,

if you can find them.

Kelly, this is a fantasy.
Don't interrupt.

And Dylan or whoever it is

will be wearing
a black tux with tails,

and there will be a wonderful
flutist playing a magic flute.

That's so romantic.

What kind of band
are you gonna have playing?

I don't even know
if I'll have a band.

Well, you better
make up your mind

'cause the decent ones
are booked years in advance.

Donna, what kind of wedding
are you gonna have?

I don't know.

Maybe something traditional
in a church.

Or maybe I'd do
something really wild

like that couple who got
married bungee-jumping.

[Kelly] Bungee-jumping?

[Donna] Yeah,
it's totally perfect.

You know, you jump off the cliff

with the long rubber cord
attached to you. [chuckling]

It's totally death-defying,
just like marriage.

Oh, and that's when you say:
"I do..."

I'll be going to check
on the bride now.

- Yeah.
- [laughter]

[singsongy] Mom.

What's the matter?

Are these tears of happiness?

Tears of terror.

Well, what's the big deal?

You've already done this
three times.

This should be a piece of cake.

That's the whole point.

Three times.

What makes me thing this one's
going to be any different?

You love him, don't you?

Of course I do.

I loved them all.

Maybe this is silly.

Maybe we should
just live together

like Goldie Hawn
and Kurt Russell.

They never saw any reason
to get married,

- and they're gorgeous.
- Mother.

Do you like him, Kel?

I mean, do you really like him?

Because I just want you to know

that there is nobody more
important in my life than you.

Yeah, I really like him.

Oh, God, I am so glad
to hear you say that.

Maybe you're forgetting
one very important thing here.

What's that?

You're getting married
because Mel asked you.

Maybe he knows what he's doing.

[sighs]

Yeah.

[sniffles]

Maybe he does.

[exhales]

Oh, boy.

I better do this soon
before I pop out of this thing.

Okay.

[sighs]

Come on.

Let's get married.

You ready to get married?

[minister] Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today

to celebrate the blessed union
of two people

who are very special
to all assembled.

We all know
of their special commitment

to one another,

and the obstacles they've faced,

yet never let stand
in their way;

of their singular devotion

that time and time again
has been tested,

yet remains firmly rooted

in the fertile soil
of their love.

It is my honor to unite
this special couple

in holy matrimony.

Do you, Dylan McKay,

take Brenda Walsh
to be your lawfully wedded wife,

to have and to hold,
from this day forward,

in sickness and health,

for richer, for poorer,

till death do you part?

I do.

Do you, Brenda Walsh,

take Dylan McKay to be
your lawfully wedded husband,

to have and to hold,

from this day forward,

in sickness and health
for richer, for poorer,

till death do you part?

I do.

[minister] I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

[organ processional begins]

[applause]

Congratulations, Mom.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Let's party.

[indistinct chatter]

Well, looks like
they finally did it.

Yep. I can hardly believe it.

I bet it'll be nice
to have a dad around,

even if it is David Silver's.

Easy for you to say.

So, how are things going
with that guy,

uh... Joke?

- Jake.
- Jake, right.

Uh, well, obviously,
nothing's going on

or he'd be here right now.

I guess that makes you happy,
doesn't it?

No. No, it doesn't.

Seeing you two together
the other night

made me realize
something very important.

What's that?

That we're not
getting back together.

Probably not.

But then, who would have thought

my mother would be marrying
David's father?

Life takes some weird turns.

[Steve] Yeah, it does.

I guess I'm ready to take one.

It is over, Kelly.

It has been
for a long time, Steve.

Maybe you just didn't
want to see it.

This doesn't mean I'm gonna stop

putting my two cents in about
whoever you go out with.

I wouldn't expect anything less.

Uh, Kelly, do you want to dance?

Sure. Why not?

Yeah, you guys go ahead.

I think it's time I met up

with some of the new members
of your family.

Dylan, I'm really glad you came.

Yeah, well, I'm not so sure
it was a good idea.

Why?

'Cause your dad
keeps glaring at me, Bren.

Yeah, well,
he's not the only one

who makes decisions
in this family.

To tell you the truth,

I don't really give
a damn anymore.

Dylan, why don't you just relax
and have a good time?

Not after what went down
this morning.

I tried to apologize to him,

but all he could do
is dredge up the past.

It was like he was waiting
for this to happen

so he could hit me
with all of that.

What did he say?

It doesn't matter.

I just feel like an idiot

because I put my trust
in the guy

and I do one little thing wrong

and he totally shuts me out.

Dylan, I'm sure
he didn't mean it.

Yeah, he meant it, all right.

You know, Bren,
only one person's

ever made me feel that bad.

He's in jail now.

[sighing] It's so weird.

Last year at the Spring Fling

I had to win a contest
just to bag a dance with you,

and now you're my sister.

Stepsister.

Well, close enough.

Remember when you used
to be such a geek?

Not.

Come on, David.

But you've really changed.

Kind of matured.

- Really?
- Yeah.

You've actually gotten
kind of cool.

Seriously,
you really think I'm cool?

So when do you think
I started to change?

Don't press your luck.

Okay.

[applause]

Do you mind?

No, no. Go ahead.

[slow jazz playing]

Jake, what are you doing here?

After I left, I realized
that dropping out of your life

was not gonna be that easy.

You're a very dangerous girl,
Kelly.

Why am I dangerous?

'Cause I don't think I should be
feeling what I'm feeling.

I'm not a kid.

No...

and you're not an adult, either.

You're very...
you're very bright...

and you're extremely sexy,

and I should
probably be arrested

for thinking
what I'm thinking right now.

Well, I won't call the cops.

I have a few fantasies
of my own.

You tell me yours,
I'll tell you mine.

I'm not talking about fantasies.

Oh.

I'm here, and I'm real.

And the truth is, you don't know
anything about me.

I think I do.

No, you know
that I paint houses.

Beyond that,
you have absolutely no idea

what you're getting
yourself into.

Well, I'm willing
to take my chances.

Brave girl.

- I just feel so--
- Uh-uh.

Oh, come on.

Kelly must have talked to you
about me.

I went out with her
for over a year.

[laughs] No.

Excuse me.

She talked to me.

[laughs]

Well, uh, let me tell you
some other things about myself.

[laughing]

You know,
I just figured something out.

If four out of ten marriages
end in divorce,

and Kelly's mom's
been divorced three times,

and David's dad's
been divorced once,

then they've already
beat the odds.

Between them both, they've
been divorced four times.

This marriage
is gonna last forever.

Andrea,
I just don't know what I'd do

without your incredible
little insights.

I know.

Kind of silly I almost
didn't make it here, huh?

Real silly.

There's just this part of me

that doesn't always feel
like I belong.

Even though I know
it's not true.

I have great friends,

deep inside I guess I'm always
questioning whether...

whether they really like me.

Well, what do you think?

[Andrea] I know they do.

It's just sometimes
I feel so different.

- You are different.
- [applause]

You're Andrea Zuckerman,

and there could never be
another Andrea Zuckerman,

and that is why they like you.

Mm.

So, you want to dance?

[laughter]

- We don't.
- [laughs]

Uh-huh.

You guys sneaking up
to the bedroom already.

Yeah, that's right.
We just couldn't wait.

We're just going upstairs
to change.

Oh. Congratulations, Jackie.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Congratulations, Mr. Silver.

Donna, you can call me Mel.

Okay... Mel.

- [laughs]
- [David] Uh, it took me

a long time to figure out
what to get you guys,

since I'm sure
between the two of you,

you probably already
have everything,

but there's one thing
I know my dad doesn't have,

and it's something
he could share with you, Jackie.

What is it?

David,

you got Jackie
a pair of earrings.

How sweet.

No, no, no, no, no.

I got you both
a pair of earrings.

It's one for each of you.

♪ Little things that you do ♪

[laughter]

♪ I've got ♪

♪ The most beautiful girl
In the world ♪

♪ The most insatiable kisses
In the world... ♪

What are you doing here, man?

What are you drinking for?

If I remember right, that wasn't
one of your better habits.

And dropping in and out

of peoples' lives
isn't one of yours.

Come on, Dylan.

Give me a break, will you, Jake?

It's Coke.

What's with you, man?

I'm tired
of putting my trust in people

and have them slam the door
in my face.

You've got the right idea, Jake.

Keep moving, never make
any serious attachments.

[Jake] Let me
tell you something.

It's a rotten way to live.

Yeah, well,
you look like you're doing okay.

That's the way
it's supposed to look.

Got Kelly fooled.

Be careful, Jake.

She's a young girl.

Emotional.

She feels something,
it's permanent record.

Trust me, it doesn't feel good
to have that messed with.

Kelly knows what's up.

Oh, you told her
your life history?

Hey, don't worry about Kelly,
okay, Dylan?

She's having
a good time tonight.

Okay.

[laughter]

Dad, what did you say to Dylan?

I have never seen him so upset.

Brenda...

I just told him how I felt.

Dad, we are Dylan's only family,
and you're shutting him out.

Maybe I did overreact a bit.

Then say something to him.

I can't stand
to see him so miserable.

Come on.
Mel and Jackie are leaving.

- It's Rice-A-Roni time.
- [Donna laughs]

I'll talk to him afterwards.

Now, Dad.

He's standing outside
by the bar.

Okay.

Dylan...

I was just talking to Brenda.

She was telling me
how you were feeling,

and I was beginning to realize

that maybe I'd been
a little unfair.

You don't have
to apologize to me.

I... I let my temper
get the better of me.

I'm sorry for that.

You know how we all feel
about you, Dylan.

[Dylan] Thought I did.

Thought there was
some special thing going on

between me and your family,
so I trusted you.

Like a father, man.

Not just with my money,
but with my feelings.

Well, Dylan,
that trust is a two-way street.

I mean,
imagine how we feel when--

I know how you feel!

But at least
when my dad was pissed at me,

he would... he would hit me.

I could look at the bruises
and know they'd go away.

Come on, Jim! Take a shot!

Let me know how you really feel!

Yeah.

Oh, that's it.

- Now you need a drink, huh?
- [glass breaking]

What I don't need
is you telling me what to do.

Then I suggest you go home.

Yeah,
you're damn straight I will.

And another thing.

I want your hands off my money.

You got that?

[sighs]

[cheering, whistling,
and applause]

[Andrea] I got it!

[cheering and applause]

[whooping, cheering
and whistling]

[man] Bye!

[Brenda] Dylan!

Dylan, wait!

- Did he apologize?
- Not exactly.

- Well, what did he say?
- It's my fault, all right?

I just got too close
to all of you.

I won't make that mistake again.

Dylan, wait!

Brenda, let him go.

I don't want to let him go!

You are not to see him anymore.

What did you say to him?

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